FrankP.Deihl, Horso-Shoor & Blaokamitli, Notth Sheet, Lchighton, Pcnnrt,, TheunderstmiedliAviniMmrchiiseil the f!.irhnn House UlnckamltliHtjii.il, Is prepared to do any thing In his lino at the very lowest prices, Don t fall to call. All work done In tlie best manner unu at low puces FRANK P. DIEIIL, MuT21-ra North Street, Ihlghton, D. LANCELL'S m ASTHMA AND CATARRH REMEDY. llavinc slmmled 20 years between llfo and eath with Artiima or Phthisic, treated by nuneni pnrsicians, nnd receiving no benent.l was compelled durlin? the last Svears of invlll uen to sit on my chair day and night gasping lor breath. My sirfferliiKs were bej ond descrtr tlon. Iii despair I experimented on myself by compounding roots nnd herbs and Inhaling the mecicinoinusooinineu. 1 lortnnaiciyuiscorerea this WOMIltltFULCUilK FOR ASTHMA AND CA TARRH, warranted to relieve the most stubborn case of Asthma In Fivr Minutes, so that tho patient can lie flown to i est and sleep comrort' ahlv. riense read the following enniletiUMl . tracts from unsolicited testimonials, all of re- irui. uaiei Oliver V. 11. Holmes. Him .Imp rl . write. "I Bnd the remedyall and cveji more than rep- K. M. Carson. A. M.. Warren. Knti . writna "Was treated by eminent nhvslclAns of this eunn. tryand Oermanyi tried the ehmate of different siaies-noming anoraea reuei iikb vournrepara- HUll, J n. Vhelns. P. M.. (Irkfrs.Ohlo. writes; 'Snf. ercd with Asthma 40 years. Your medicine In umnuies uoes more ior me man nie most einl neni pnysician am tor inn in inree years." H. C. rilmpton. Jollet. III., writes i "Sendrn. tarrh Hemedv at once. Cannot irpt nlmur niiii. out It. I And it to be one of the most valuable medicines t have ever tried." We have many other heaily testimonials of cure or relief, and in order that all sulferersJrom Asthma, Catarrh, Hay Fever, and kindred di seases may have an opportunity of testing the value of the Itemedy we will send to nuy address Till A L 1'ACKAUE FRKK OK f!IIAIinE. If your druggist falls to keep It ilo not permit hlnr iwaou iuii aiime woniucss imitation dv nis rep rsentinglttobejustasgood, but send directly ous. Write your nnme and address plainly. Address. J. ZIMMKHMAN & CO., 1-ropsi. Wholesale Druggists. Wooster, Wayne Co., O. Full size box by mall $1.00, uly21y DXtarr ELY'S CREAM BALM Clr-ansos tlic Na. snl Passages, XI lays Pain and Inflammation, Heals the Sor g Restores the Sense of Taste and Smell. 1VER Try the Cure. A particle applied Into each nostril and Is agree able. Price CO cents at druggists; by mall, regis tered, GO cents. KI,Y BKOS., Druggists, 235 ureenwtcn, street. New York. Oct-2-lBRC Weissport Planing Mill, MANDFACTUItER OF Window and Door Frames, Doors, Shutters, Blinds, Sashes, Mouldings, Brackets AND DKALEIt IN All Kinds of Shingles, Pailings, Hemlock Lumber, &c, &c. Very Lowest Prices. pr. 9-jy, The Common Senso LIFT and FORCE PUMP Makes a complete Fire Department for any lountry Home out of a common wood pump, at ft very small cost. Worth Fifty Times its Cost If you need It to put out a nre,and extremely handy for lot of other things. tur ucuon in one-eiKiiui oi a minute. ..rn?ret' business men who win give u proper Attention are wantpil tn hftmllA ihU numn In ffy towu in Pennsylvania, New Jersey, Mary J0?' Delaware, Virginia and North Carolina, 7r,.. ,r'.l.n"u ,,le control oi suiiauie ter ritory not already occupied. CHAS. G. BLATOHLEY, MANUPAOIJURER . 01 al! ltin 011(1 " w t lunu.s. OfflMl 45 N. K ClTV IlALL Rohahp Opposite BroaslXn"?: It, It. PrllWIUteow '"""Kl.FllIA, FA. Get the Advocate. Subscribe for the Advocate. $1 a year the Advocate all the latest and best news. AS WE CIP H UMO BOSITIES. The:tratiger passed;on, a little surprised at this voluble answer to a slmle question, lie had proceeded but a few rods -when lie heard footsteps behind him, and, turning, taw tho same man running to catch up with him, In a momont Ms pursuer was by his side, his breath nearly cone, but with enough left to say: "My dearser, younskod mo how you could And the church, and It pained wo to have to say that I did not know. Jutt now I met uiv brother and asked him, but I grieve to say he did not know either." Ia Brlsf.and to at Po'lat. Dyspepsia Is dreadful. Disordered liver is misery. Indigestions focia to good na ture. The human digestive apparatus is one of the most complicated and wonderful things in existence. It is easily put out ol onler. Greasy food, toug.i food, sloppy food, bad cookery, mental worry, late hours, Irregular liabita, and ninny other thiugs which ought not to be, have made llie American people a nation of dyepopl.cn. But Green's August Flower has done n wonderful work in reforming this sad bus! ness and making the American people so happy that they can enjoy their meals mid oe nappy. Bemember: No liuurjlnetts without health But Green's August Flower brings health ami Happiness to tlie dyspeptic. Ask your uruggisi ior a uotue. eveniy-iive cents, The Saxons are very polite, so over polite that ttiey not Infrequently bring down ridicule upon themselves. It used to be told in Dresden that a stranger In the city was one day crossing the bridge that spans the Elbe, and asked a native to be directedd to a certain church which he wished to Ond. "Have you seen Mr.Musubraln lately?' asked the fair girl languidly of her gallant companion, young Tennisbat of the Bank, "Not for ages," lisped the youth. "I understand ho has made a mesalli ance," said the weary beauty. "I should like to see it," said Tennisbat with a shade of animation. "I used to potter about my father's park at home and am somewhat of a mechanic myself." An Important Element Of the surress of Hood'a Sarsaparilla is ine met mat every purchaser receives a fa! equivalent for his money. The familiar headline "100 Doses One Dollar," stolen bv imitators, Is original with and true only o'f I T ' C III. mi.!. , a .juiBafaililu 1111S can easily De proven by any one who desires to test the matter. The real economy, buy only Hood's oarsapuruia, ooia uy all druggists. Seyral eexchanges In othe placese havr alluded to the unprecedented divorce bus! ness transacted In the Chicago courts last Saturday. In so doing they baye done In justice to the city. This may have been unintentional, but It Is none the less grteyous. In almost every Instance they have spoken of the number of divorce cases as 100. Unless we are greatly mistaken the actual number was 105. Elat Jujtltia, Give us a fair count. Darbys FrodhylactTc Fluid. Use it in every sick-room. Will keep tho atmosphere pure and wholesome; re- ! II I 1 , f ' iiiuviuK an uaa ouors irom any tourie. Will destroy all Disease Germs, infection irom an s evers ana all contagious disease. Thf eminent nltvctMAt, T. fnv!i, Qim. of New York, says: "I am convinced that j-roi. isaroys t'rophylactic Fluid is -a most vauuoie aisiniectant." An Exper t: A patent medlcihe nianu facturer died In New Tork last week. Be fore he died bis friends asked him how' he would like to be burled. He had just strength left to say: "Insert me top col umn, next to readlug matter, 62 times, electro by mall," and then he closed hit eyes and passed away to that bourne where there are no omissions or wrong Insert tloos. 1 haye been a great sufferer from catarrh ior oyer ten, years; had.it very bad, could haidlv brentlie. Hnmn niol.l. T ,.,,!.! .,. uieeu nau io wane me noor. 1 purchased ir, '., rM. ii, 1 ..... r . d nitwit uaiuj uim UUI USUI? 11 ireClV. 11 Is work a cure surely. I have advised sev eral mends to use it with happy results in every case. It is the nnn tmlMno .lm,, all others made to cure catarrh, and it is worm us weight in gold. I thank God I Knxn r 1 1.. r . . . unve luuuii a remmv It itUA ntlh aaTaitt and that does all that is claimed for it. It is uuriiie my ueainesa. li. y. iierry,Hart- Signs of snow, signs of rain, stent of every tuing except a deluge of dollars from aeilnnuedt subscribers. Shiloh'a CaUrrh Remlv 8old by Dr. Horn, Lehighton, and Biery Weissport. ' Nothing Is so pleaslne as to have & large man thump you in the left lung to emphasize an argument. The foundation of many an everlasting hatred has been laid in that wav. The Hev. Geo. H. Tl, ..i ii.,.,.i.., Ind savs: "Both nivue f ,.n.l usra . ' lives to, Shlloli'a fVinnm,Mln, r',n ai,i ujr ir. Horn, jingiuon, and Iliery, Weiss Fred, three vear vld ami ht itittr.i.a nviu lu uavH nuriiiK ni wn v or for the glass, tavlne: "Et me have itflru." but mammasald, "No, little glrlt alwav . ira iuiiuu, "noi gen leinen first. They're lust as smtv n niri i Are you made mlaemhln hv r ,n. Constipation, Diainess, Loss of Appetite) bellow SklnT Shiloh's Vitilirer is iXitlve W...V. uuiii uy nr. Horn. l.filllcliti,n .n. Biery, Weissport. ' "Pa, will you answer me a question?" i-enainiy, my boy." We, pa, Is the world round?" "Yet, of course." "Well men. 11 tue world Is round, how can it come to an end?" "There, now, that'll do, you can runout and play," V J ""g" wnen Billion a Lure wuigive immediate relief. Pr in i. an i Q-u i... ix . ... vv iwm ur lr. tinrn. Ihlli ton, and Biery, Weissport. -Little Tommy Ray had quarreled with hii sister, and would not kiss and be friends. His aunt said, "Ob, don't you remember what papa read at farully-prayers, this mocnlng, that w were to forelve seventy timet teyeni" "res," replied lommy, "dui i uckerlarly noticed It wat to your brother, nottlstei. Pimples,bolls and other humors r to appear when the blood gets healeil. To euro mem, lane iiood's oarsaparllla. "lirldget, jou are never In the kitchen when I want you. How Is It?' "Sure. mum. It's for the raiton there's no tellin' when you're a-wantln me." Kansas City Man: I suppose you've never been In Kansas City, have vou? Omaha Man,' I was there last wmV Last weekl Oh, you ought to tee It now! Mine Booster: "I tell you ll't tbe one ef the blrgett mluet In Nevada. I'm sure that you will Invest after I.ve shown you a few p'intt." ChuIIoui Old Granger: "I'd re osonsee tome of the quartz." "Ma," tald Bertie, "thould I tay pantt' or 'trowters?' " "Trowsers. n dear." tald the mother. "Well, then," tald Bertie, "I think Brldgtt had better give rifo tome water; be trowicn aw inlL" KASKINE fTho New QuininoJ More Strongly Voucncd Tor Than Any Other Drag of Iota -Tillies. a rowMRFUL l omc. that the most delicate stomach will bear, A SPECIFIC FOR MALARIA, RHEUMATISM, NERVOUS PROSTRATION. THK MOST SCIUOTIKIO AND SUCCESS FUL 1II.OOI) PUItlKIKIt. Snperlurlo quinine. Mr..Tnhu O. HcarboroiiKh. Rehna, N. C, writes! '1 got malaria In tho Southern army, and f,irfl dozen years suffered from Itsdebllltotlm; effects 1 was terribly mn down when 1 heard of Knsklne. the new quinine. It helped meat once. I gain ed 3.1 pound. Have not had such good health In SO years. Oilier letters of a similar character from pro minent Individuals, which stamp Kasklno us a remedp of undoubted merit, will be sent on appll eatlon. . The Agent for KA3KINU has on public ex hibition a remarkable Manikin, or model of the human body, showing the stomach, heart, lungs, Iver, snleln, kidneys and other organs and parts In health and In disease, lly an inspection the afflicted can see the nature ar.il location of their troubles and learn how KASKINE relieves and cures them. Kasklnn ran bo tAken u'lthnnt mv mcdlral advice. $1.00 per bottle. Sold by T. D. THOMAS,, IjehlRhton, Pa., or sent by mall on . . "BIK KASKINE CO., dec4-tv MWnrreu St. New York ASTHMA- CURED! l mat TEiiL r. Ubmi UinntikfyUcal rellevea t! fi!Iract enra. where tU other nmedlu UK o wlt)B for rciultn. 1 1. net Ion l 'iipihib7iuhm; MRrnBiMurnni.1 ... . St, m. Ua, St. rua, jrhn. '0"m I"tti Out Ii mi yn ltlm fcr lu It i?t . . V- . Ii Arll, Oramiila. s. v.' uj pejiioiia noosuniBiu A Otrnua Aitbn Car, itl n,aul. sr IbUH' Urt.n n Bit. lik (17 tnttkl Q ermnn Asthma Curo Is sold by all drnr. ofprlc MUwhii fVeo to Timr tA&zmt tor maim &E mm. utirt i.n. unt hwn.(i a . . ilamp. U.HVU . M.l.. IH.l-.al.Mlim. PUMPS ! Red Jaoket Force Pump any Depth of well. for Single Cylinder, - - - $18 00 Double " - - 21 00 do racKine-Dox rump. Buokeye Foroe Pump up Seventy-five Feet. to Single Cylinder, Double " . $H 00 18 00 Rumaey Foroe Pump, $13.50, Depth up to seventv-Qve leet. Rumsey Iron Lift Pump, up to fifty feet, $8.00. Iron Cistern rump from $3 upwards. Also WOODEN PUMPS AMD CHAIN PUMPS. FIVE per cent, oft for Cash. JOHN H. ). ACKER, Agent, Wklt, 8inkkh and Cihtkrx )1uii.dke, Hank- 4 balS Vegetable Urtilia TAN, FltlSCKLKS, 1'IMFI.BS. J1I.OTCHES, IILACIC 1IUAD9. Etc. leaving tho skin soft, clear and beautiful. Touch with thU compound the soft Illy cheek. And the brlKht glow will bet its virtues apcaS. Also Instructions for prtxluclnc a luxuriknt srowthof halronahald head or smooth face. . - ... ... i).,.i-r.u, wAim au, new York WORKING CLASSES! pared to furnish U classes with employment at home, the whole of the time, or for their spare moments. Buslnes new, light and profitable, rersons oi either sex easily earn from to cents to eo.uu jier evening, ana a proportional sum by de voting all tlfelr time to the business. Doys and girls earn nearly as much as men. That all who see this may send their address and tertthe business, we make this offer. To such as are not well satisfied we' will send one dollar to pay for thetrouble of writing. Full particulars and out- ui. litre. Auuieai uuuhuji BTIHSON cl t o., Von au. uiaiur. QeCXH-lYi nirniTTiTr to T 1 1 ii Pi T nun to us, aud we will send you free nmethlnp nf rrr,nt vnlna nnrt Im. portance to you, that will start you In business Which Will hrlnc Vffll In mnrft mnn.vri,ht,D,v than anything else In this world. Anyone can do aometlilng new that Just coins money for all workers. We will start you : capital not needed. nm iv uuu iiyb hl uiiinH. K.iTnpr mpt mi nana This Is one of the genuine, Important chances of u iiiriuiin. muse wiioureamuiiious anu enter prising will not delav (Irand outfit free. Ad dress true Co.. Augusta. Maine. decl8-ly AFFLICTED UNFORTUNATE n-iier an omera rati oonault 39 H, 15 th St., below CaUowhlll. PWla.. Pa, 80 yeri experience In ll RPBCIAI. dlieam. Per- uncmiy restore inotc wetkeaed Uy early Inditcre. t!ont,&c Ctllorwrtle. Advice free nd ilrledv con, BdentlU. Ilourl : II a.m. till a. and 9 ta la vntn December 25, 1880 ly Drs. J. K. & J. B. Hobensack Medical aud Surt'Ical Offices. W YEARS ESTABLISHED. 200 North Second Street, Philadelphia, I'n, Itegular neglstered Physicians and are still engaged in the treatment aud cure of all cases pf nervous debility and special diseases. Office hours from 8 a. m., toft p. in., and from a to 9 P-in. Closed on Sunday, Consultation also by LADIES! Do Your Own Dyetntr, at Home, with PEERLESS DYES They will Dye eyervthinc Thv sold Avprv. where. I'rlce toe. a package4o colors. They have no equal for Streugth, Brightness, Amount ! Jncf?f or 'SL'to'Jneaj of Color, or Non-fad- log Qualities. sale uy iirjf uiviui cruvKiir sinm. t or nov.ia-ly 1. LI. K1UAIAH, Druggist. Dennis Nothstein AOENT FOB THE O. & G. COOPER & CO.'S Traotlon Engine, has the least gearing. Is tue btronokst and MOST CON VKNie.NT In use. TllaUn VtBBATIxa Threshing Maohine guaranteed to give best rvsuua uuiainauie Pony ana Stanaard Saw Mills ! WIND ENGINE for Driving Machinery and Pumping H'aten The MEADOW KINO M0WEU Si ItEAl'EU and STAN II A BD HAYINO TOOLS. DENNIS NOTHSTBIN Normal Sauare. Pa. IldTtT-lv ' Snyder & Son's PLANING MILL! East Weissport. Carton Connly Pa. Is the place to purchase, at he most reasonsD prices, vuKsauu iaimukh, oiau Kinds, viz! Doors, Sashes, Blinds, Shutters Mouldings, Cabinet Ware, &c, &c BRACKETS MADE TO ORDER The Machlney Is all new, And only the best me chanics employed. All articles are guaranteed of best seasoned material. Orders by mall re- tcno iMviuipbjuitriiiiuu. auiir patronage inviieu, "our store; We have, also, lu connection with the aTiove business a COMMODIOUS STOKE, where can iwajn w iuuuu uiib ui tue largest ana oest as auitiiiciiis ui DltY OOODS NOTIONS, OKOOEEIKS, PROVISIONS, OAHPETd, . OIL, OLOT IIS tluciinnwAnn WOODWARE, HARDWARE BOOTS. SHOES, HATS AND OA PS Hay, Straw, Flour and Feed And In fact any and everything usually to be found In a strictly first-class Country Store. No matter what you want, ask for it and we can sup ply you at prices Hint will knock all competition lar Into the shade. Call and see us, and we will vunviiii-e juu ui me iruuiuuuci'i oi oui assertion, iteuiemuenne riace N. SNYDER & SON, East Weissport, Penna uituuarjr i. ibst. A.A.ECKHART (Snccessor to Reaser '& Buss) Bank Street, Lehighton, WHOLESALE & StETAIL -DEALER IN- Choice Confectionery Tobacco and Cigars. Special inducements are ex tended to the managemennt o picnics, festivals and parties to purchase their goods at this stand. The best goods at the lowest prices Quick Sales and bmall Profits ia our motto. A share of public patronage solici ted ana satistaction guaranteed m every particular, A. A. ECKTTAT?.T yts-lfly V. SCHWARTZ, U1S ERTAKEH ! ! AND DEALER IN FURNITURE, PARLOR SUITKS, BED ROOM SUITES, &c, which he Is selllne at lowest prices. Carpeta of Every Motions! Ingrain to Finest Brusals at prices lower than the lowed. Haying a DESION' MULTIPLIER we are en ah ed to sell by 8AMPIJJ very Satlstaitor- "j mis mciiiou a room is represent ed carpeted, so that you know lust exactly what you are buvin. We also carry a COMPLETE LINE OF FINE Bank Street, Lehighton, Penna. NO MORE BIG PRICES! W. S. KUHNS Jtespectfully announces to the public that lie Is nun uivcijr lucairu in ma New Store Boom Opp.L V.Roimi House INK STREET, LEIIianTON, and has lu stock a full and complete line of Stoves and Tinware ! Including the Justly Celebrated and Popular New Mayflower, APOLO & IRVING Stoves, Vn1!?!'!'? I? t'HIuir at THK VERY LOWEST 1 .?'Lii 10 Th 011.".'.4 respectfully Invited to call and Inspect his stock and learn prices before purchasing elsewhere. Roofing and Spouting . will be promptly aud correctly attended, Terms low as the very lowest. n W. S. KUHNS, .Ujj Bauls-6treet' LtblltbtoU.Pa. OF INTEREST TO FARMERS, Delicious Desert Whipped cream. This, one of tlie easiest made deserts, frequently gives the good housewife considerable of unnecessary trouble, the canso of which la that the cream It either too warm or too fresh. Cream skimmed about noon from the pro' vlotis evening's milk, which stood In a cold spring all night, Is generally cold cnoush; If not, place it for live or ten minutes on a littlo finely crushed Ice sprinkled with salt. Then beat It briskly until It 13 stiff enough for a spoon to stand up In II ; add vanilla flavoring and sugar to taste. U requires but little sugar two or three lablespoohs ful to a quart of whipped cream Is sufficient. A pint of fresh cream makes a quart of whipped cream. If It Is uot desired quite to rich, or If the quantity Is not etifllcient, the whites of two eggs beaten to a stiff froth may be added wllhout the least Injury to the quality of the desert, only it must not be added unt I tbe last moment before tervlug the cream. Serve In a glass dish not too deep, aud arrange meringues around the edges. This makes a delicious, rich desert, and, In the country, an economical one. Meringues. Beat the whiles of eight eegs and one ponnd of iirannlated sugar to a dry froth. Scoop out small tablespoon fuls and slide them uniformly upon a flat baking tin which has been buttered with unsaiieu muter, or lightly greased over with a few drops or Una salad oil; place them In a cool oyen, only warm enough to dry them. They will bo of a pale yellow color throughout, perfectly dry and crisp, and when cold melt upon the tongue; they are teryed with whipped cream. Stranger Will you kindly direct me to the hall where the Anarchists meet, Anarchist Yes, mine vrlent, you will be welcome. "Thank you. I am anxious to get there aa quick as possible ." "You too boll mlt wrath yen you dluk of dese dings. You make bomhs. eh?" "Ob, no." "Vat you Vant mlt dot hall, eh?" "1 am superintendent of a lunatic asylum and am hunting for an escaped patient." New York Girl Oh, we can trace our ancestry back hundreds of years. We are descenants of one of tbe old North kings, Omaha Girl A viking? "Yes, thai Is what they were called." "You mean the men who sailed big r-ar-thlps with skeletons for figureheads, and raided the peaceful settlements furthei south?" "Yes; but you must remember such thlnqs were considered all right In those days. The world had not progressed very far." "I understand that, dear course. By the way, your, father Is still living, isn't he?" "Oh, yes. He's a New York Immigration commissioner." "Koally, my' dear sir,', said the Dres- dencr, bowing low, "I grieve tosay it but I cannot tell you." It Consumption Incurable! Read the following: Mr. J. II. Morris, Newark, Ark., says: "Was down with Al cess of Lungs, and friends and physicians pronounced me an Incurable Consumptive. Aegan taking Dr. King's New Discoiery for Consumption, am now on my third bottle, and able to oversee tlie work on my farm. It is the finest medicine ever made.'' Jesse Middlewart, Decatur, Ohio, eays: "Had It not been for Dr. King's New Dis covery for Consumption I would have died of Luug Troubles. Wasglyen up by doc tors. Am now in best of health.'' Try it. Trial bottles of that Great Discovery for Consumption free at T. D. Thomas' DrUK Store. drow Your Own Lilies. Most species of lilies succeed under ordi nary garden culture, yet they will well re pay a little extra attention. One .should not pet and nurse them for the first six months or a year after they have been planted, and then leave them to care for themselves, complaing because they do not grow lacger and faster. They need steady and continue care. What nilsht do well with one species, my prove fatal with umcio, huicii require a unrerent sou or ...1. I I. . ,aA. climate. Many bulbs will grow anywhere, as freely as potatoes; but It is best to be on the safe tide and give all varieties good care. As a rule, the bulbs should be pfanted five or tlx Inches deep, In mellow, well pulverized, rich soil. The drainage should be such that all aurface water .will run off easily. Nothing will Injure bulbs more than stagnant waer around them. Thev snouid always have good bottom drainage. The toll thould be kept clear of weeds, and well worked. It l not advisable to trans plant the bulbs of tener than once In four years, for unless their new quarters are much superior to the old, they will do far better II left undisturbed. Bulbs should not be planted on freshly manured toll. Old. well pulverized manure It desirable to mix with tbe toll In small quantities when planting, or for the top-dressing In after yeart. Mulching in hot weather is desir able, and all flowers skould be cut off as soon as they fade, at they will exhaust the plant by forming seed. Stable manure thould be used, with leaves or other coarse litter, for covering the bed in winter After Dumpsey had wore a pair of new tboes for four doyt he went out to the ash heap and resurrected bit old ones. When bis wife aslced him what he was golng'to do he replied tavacely, that he was "going to get. on a peace footing attain." ua Mrs. Snooks Is a beauty. Isn't the? roplnjay Well, yes rather. De Smith What do you consider her most striking feature? Polnjay Her tongue; It hits terribly bard. "Fare!" evclalmed a conductor on a Lincoln, ayeuuo car, leaning toward a grizzled old man as tbe car came out of a 'twitch" at Indiana street. "Why I gayo you my faro on the bridge" said the old man. "I got on there.' "No one got on at the bridce but a little bay," said the conductor, "I know It," periltted the old man. "I am that little boy." Tbe gutda leads a couple to the brluk of a frightful precipice, and then says In a mournful tone; "I brought a gentleman and his wife here last year. Tbe lady leaned oyer too far and disappeared. Tbe gentleman tald It wat of tbe finest ylewt be bad eyer teen. fa rxtTtrt f1Th T BANK STREET, - 11ns just opened LADIES' FINE OOmnriSatlfr nil thn vorv Intriflt. nt.v 1 O ' - 'J w teenu, Prints. Ginghams, j w ... j A uvbvjiuo i ing low prices. G-roconos, Provisions, vvuuu ana winowware oi Cloths. Cassimers. Hats. made Clothing in great va'iety and at prices within the reach of nil purchasers prices fully us low as the same goods can he bought ior at any other general Oarpets, Oil-cloths, Lamps and Fixtures in great variety and oi best quality nt Hock Bottom Prices. Iiest quality of Flour and same articles can ho purchased A car load of coarse salt has been marked down to thn All goods of the very best quality and arc beting soltl at prices ciiuuuj um iuw -as me same goous :.. it. : : ft. 11 ii in UHSKI.-UUUU. i.au ami oe convinced. Kcsp"ctlully, y23-871y REIGEL. BEST ENGLISH TWIST BARRELS nPRT QWnnTIUP. lSV2nf" tnV' !"" I''f ned. II hire Top tvr, Clooo Hard ShootlnR Cutis BEND KOH ITHACA CJJN CO., ' CAi'fiBHiOGh -MANUFACTUIIKKS OP Growl's.Pateut.'.Standing.'.Seam Plain Hollod, Ci Tajjatca OrimpoaEdge, Beaaea 11 Anrna csraxmidiil Vm wMirj.t.jryaua Made of Steel tod Cbsrcusl Iron, awarded first medal by the New Orleans Cxpoelttou, "Tlie little flah biles ererr Liesche's Burglar AND AUTOMATIC Chcnpost, Sfronocsl end only Practical sTV4? -f J,$S- j . For ale by A. WHO 13 UNACQUAINTED WITH THE SEE DY EXAMIMINQ JfA. it m m JSif i .. T.7S r. Kl.llwH.r 37 TT1W 1 '5rtrtiorthln5MAItiortl.o Wv V .W CHICACO, ROCK ISLAND & PACIFIC R'Y By reason of Its central position, close relation to principal lines Ear.t of Chicago and continuous lines at terminal points West, Northwaitr.mlQouthwest-ia tlio only true tnlddlo-Uuk In that ti-onscontiuentnl syatcin which lavitra and facil itates travel and trafflo In either direction between tlio Atlantlo and Piiclflc ..''11.Jloclt Island main line and branons includo Chlcuiro. Joliot, Ottawa. I.a S alio, Peoria. Ocneseo, Dfollne and Rock Island, in Illiiioin; JDavonnort, Musca tine, Washing-ton. I'atrfleld. Ottumvra, OaUnloosa. Wast ZJborty. Iowa City, Uea Moines, Iiulliuiola. Vintersot, Atlantic, ICnoxwllla, Audulion, Ilnrlun, Qulhrlo Oontro and Council Dlani, in Iowa; Uallatin, Trenton, St Joseph, Ctmeron and Kansas City, in Missouri; I.eavouworth ivnd Atchison, in Kansas; Albei t Loa, Minneapolis and St. Paul, in Minnesota; Wfttortown in Dakota, and ltuudroda of Intermediate cities, towns and vlUaRea. THE GREAT ROCSC ISLAWD ROUTE QuBxantoes Speed, Comfort nnd Safaty to those who travol over it Ita i oiuIIhkI Is thoroughly balkujtod. Its track is of heavy eteol. Its brldes are solid structures of stone and iron. Its rolling,' stock is perfoct as human biuU can nako it It has all the safety appliances that mechanical rrenius has invented end f perienee proviJ valuable. Its practical operation is conservative ai'd ratthod leal its discipline strict and exacting-. -The luxury of its vassentrer accommoda tions is unequal ed in the West-unsurpasfld in the world. AUi EXPRESS TRAINS betwum Chicairo and the ftj.,soiri River cor.Eirt of comfortable DAY COAOHKS, inagulfloent PULLMAN PAl.AOU PARLOR and SUJEPINa OARS, eletrant DININCl OAR3 providing cxcodentnioul, nnd OUAIU CAES?' Bt" 08ep"' AtcllIoon and Kansas Clty-rcatfUl liliOLIHINO THE FAMOUS ALBERT LEA KOUTE Is the direct, favorite line between Chloairo and IlinnoapoHa nnd BL Paul. Ovwt this routs solid Vast Express Trains run Onily to tho suunuir resorts, plcturesiiuo localities and hunting and flahlntr proundo of Iowa aud ; Ilnnesota. lho rich wheat fields and Brazing lands of iutor.or Dakota nre reached via Vaterlowp. , A abort desirable route, via Snieca and Kankoltee, offers supoi'lor indnuimeuti to travelers between Cincinnati, Indianapolis, Latayctto nnd ajnncil DlnffJ, Et Joseph, Atchison, JCeavonworth, Kansas City, llinnuunolis, St, I'aul and inter mediate points. All classes of patrona, especially fauuliea, ladies and children, receive from officials and employes of Rock Island trains protection, respectful eourtusy a. d kindly attention. Vor Tickets, Maps, Folders - obtainable at all principal Ticket Offices In the united States and Canada or any desired information, eddresa. R. R. CABLE, fWt&Gw'IMVft Chicago. E. ST. JOHN, Au'tGea'IM'g'r, Chicago. ft - -t- "T- t - - LEHIGHTON, PA., an entire new line of DRESS GOODS! I na iti TCTIiia C5 ' " 4AbW K)Cl MaKCillCS, Seersuckers and iiv .v-ij kik ou iiiiiint;a lit tAl t l l Orockerywaro, lasaware. tnc nest makes at low figures. Bnnre PilmAct 1 ar,A store in this vicinity. Feed at prices fully nsloW as tin elsewhere. has just hecn received the price vorv 'lowest notch. can )ouint at any general store , J si .. THE ITHACA GUM DAMASCUS STEEL BARRELS, mm mnr lljtmnors. Tteliom!t. nt Long Rango a Spoolalty. OIHOtltn r ITHACA, N. Y KUDFING CO., Eoofing Coiling. tlmn anil nerer Iclsco ula l.i.c.i. - Proof Sash Lugk WINDOW HOLDER. Automatic Lock and Holder In tha Market. It Is Urn onljr Susli Lock In- tho market that elves cn- uuD.,ti9iucbiua. is luuue ui juaucauio iroD, aua cannot be broken. It Is fo located and constructed that It is Impossible for nthlof to control it from tho octilde,auif Is absolutely Uiimlar-Proof. It la Auto matic In action, both locking the Sash, tho moment It lu doped, and holding the winclou at any elevation de- tirru ivjacquui in uii rccjieciH io coras anawcignus, ami at one-tenth tho cost It Is easily put on, and can lo applied v.ltU a screwdriver by any handy man or bny. Itlppln-.plolna;llQD,mulLas NO BPltINU TO AVICAlt OUT,.or complicated mechanism to pctontof order. Itlsflniehedln tho most artistic manner and packed with Hcrews to match. It Is attractive ond or Kameutal In design. It Is what you have been looklnc fur for years, tiample complete! or ono window mailed cu receipt of IO cts. In stamps. Manufactured b7 J. R. CLANCYi Synicxiso, N. T Hcntlon this paper. yirx wortK jiquatxy as vru OH ROUOH BTONY l.NI) A8 t- . TI1R W1STKUN MtMU CI. U 1 . IlNfJKU ANV OTIIl:it IWIJiV 1 , TlIEWoItLD. CANLJiAlTAClIF TO ANV OOAIMOK X LKiK S.uJ?iU R0 MMW-15 A OHIL" Sl,.t?.SN0UaI1 10 D111V8 A 13 CAN OrCJUTB IT. WII I JUl'N A BQUAHK OOIINUI WITl. our itAiHiNo Tiin rtow. air QN'V I'I.-)W SIADK WITH A FO. JigVKR TO s-ctitT Tin: roi.v; OP 1T31V AUJIDITI.Y IN Til OKOUNll Oil KLLTATC IT Ti SKiMovr.u tiii: top op fash- 8T0N1M, A HOUND ItOOIS, ETC. WnttantuBuo.l, Iheiuauto actas nriiit 1 1 -vory town In the U. H. W iKi'i roronr ltberaUorma ad 1 - ' ' F. . DANIELS & CO., . IIAtAtlAs fl, 1, J. Litzenberffej rS3 ,JSi Gt - OCflAPHY OF THIS COUMTRV. WILU THI3 MAP, THAT THK E. A. H0LBR00K, Geo'l Tkt, i. Pan. Agt. CUcaga j-i-1-,v'.:?n ANDREW BAYER, DKALKH IN Wall Paper and Deooratloni Window Shades & Painters Snppllti, Taper Hanging, Home and Burn Falutla Cahomlne and Orainlnc Donk Blrcet, LchlRliton, renn'a. Oct. MM5II1 TO CONSDMPTIYES: Tlio untlorslgnod liavlnp; been 10 stored to health by Bhnplo means, afic BttlTorhiK for neveral years with n bo vera lung direction, and that droad dtseasd Coiisuinptlon, is anxious to niako known to his fellow sufferers tho mean of euro. To those who dcRiro it, he will cheerfully send (frco of chorpe) a copy of tl'o prescription used, which they wiH find (iBiiro euro for Consumption, Asthma, Catarrh, Bronchitis and all throat and lung Maladies. Ho hopes all sufferers will try his Kemody, as it will cost them nothing and may provca blessing. Thoso d. siring the prescription, will pleasa nib drCMB, Hkv. Kuwahu A. WlLSQN, I "VilllainsburL', Kings Co., Now York. J PATENTS!! rRANKLIB H. HOUGH, Solicitor of American & Foretell Patents 025 K Bt., near U. 8. Paleat Onice, WASHINGTON, I). C. All business before United Slates l'.iteut OIc nttoiiilcjl to for moderate fees. Talents procured In the Unlti'd Hlates anil all Fonlii Coimtrh'i. iraite Mnrkt and LabtU registered. ItelectPd npplU'iitlniis relived amlprospcuted. In torn) v lion anil ailvlce as In obtaining l'ntents chef r lully fnriilslicil without charge. Send Hkctch oc Model for I'iikh milnlou ns to Patentability. rnplea of patents rnriiislieil for 25c. each. IW ('iirresponilence solicited. lcor. $1 13 WEJSKS. ' ;o;' Tho rOLICE GAZETTE will l raalloil, fcurclj nrappeil, to auy aililraaa In the I'nl. eil BlnlM for three mnnthsnn receipt of One Dollar. Liberal dUcnunt allowed to poslmtBlrj, agents ami clubs Sample copies mailed frra. Address All orders to RICHARD It. FOX, May .10,1 RR5-1y Franimh Sodibk, N. V. Subscribe for tho Oarbo.1 Advocate $1 per year. Tue cheanest and best. ADVERTISERS can learn the exact cost of any, proposed .line of advertising in American papers by addressing Geo. P. Rowell & Co.,- Newnpnper Advartlaing Duronu, IO Snruoo St.. Naw Yorlc. ' Bond lOots. for 100-l'uUo Pamphlet, Mruia kM&n Works, Mt hi dddrois , PAR? fork. Jt'a, ft GENTLEMAN, curS vous Prostration, Seminal AVeaknes!!,' Preiuaturo Decay, and all the evil ei' rccts of cany indiscretion anu youiiuiu follv. is anxious to make known to others the simple mode of self-cure. Tt thoso who wish und will give him then symptoms, ho will send (iree) by ra turn mail a conv of the recine so sui. cessfully used in his cose. Address in confidence, James W PlNr'T, 43 Cedar St. N. Y; Mean live nt home, nnd make more inonejr at work toriu tlinn at authlng else la tliouorlil. (aniLnl not nepiled; vniiniA started fret-. Iioth sexes; all ages. Any one ca do the urk. iJirgearnlngssurefrninnrstslaib l iMly outfit nnd terms free. Iletter not delay, (.'ntttynu nothing to send ns your address and unit nut: It yon are wise you will do so at on u.Ai.i.Ki-1- a, tvu., I'uiiiaiiu, aiaiue. uecis " SAVERS & SCOVILf. VEHICLES.' HIGH GRADE. LOW PRICES.) WE MANUFACTURE HEARSES, CARRIAGES, PHAETONS AND BUGGIES. Prices nuil Catalogues sent on application. SPECIAL Inducements to large Buyers. SAYERS & SCOVILL, CINCINNATI. OHIO. Urrr't tunnnnrn iiLot inrrmiui ACCURATE 0 3 DURABLE. ? (9 1 1I IflfitM, tKi-thM, U. m SMAKKX IKON WexKI, I Rfl NRflW nilPTIIDC REI.IE ft rwn rorsocua. Y,, JjLj.'fi'i.ft"?. '.'. irglMt ."..." WW nJ our .1 itUvLM. mi full WvnMil.UwiVflS CfflJJ i iWuulr M tt uux lltUa fortaS Alt ull Pur, vii!trnittai 1 trlr.J.U.Mayei. No oiwratlou or buInis ileUy Tliounands 0 cures. At Kejstoue House, Ileadlng, l'a., ami Satunlav oi each mouth, Bend for tlrcuUra. Advice free. ni5-yt . SIMPLE, . J McHrtrc.r
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