nr vnjji? OWN DOCTOR.
THR ORAKDSST -
Remedy of tho Age.
S3 so-
MENTHOL INHALER,
ziiiorcia quids, jreiici us
ITouralnln ITectlaclio, Hny rover,
Catarrh( Asthma,
ahd sr c::t:.:o:d sgs rrrrw3 a cues.
tWSMftfuttmftnrnnt,m! or. taonoy refunded, BU
months treatment tor &) cvntu.
If your dmcilst Ins not tli Inhaler In $ tock, wind A3
cents In eUmps, and tlm lnhlftr will lie fornrdl ly
mail. r8tRB paid, and if. At the c ttirat ion o I hrn dan
from fts receipt you uretrnt sntlrtii'd with Its effect a,
jon tnjy return It, and (f received In tfoodooadilioii,
our money will bo refunded.
Circular and teatlraoniala mailed free on application
H. Dm CUSHRWJ,
Throo lUvors, Micli-
Hoc. 25, 1885-8ms.
HAYWOOD'S
CHAIR SEATS
WANTED IN EVERY FAMILY
To Replace Broken Cane.
RE-SEAT YOUR CHAIRS.
Anybody -can apply
THEM.
Jfo 3IecTmnlc jiccdcd.
SOLD BT
Furniture &
Hardware
TKADE3.
In bujloc new Chairs, ask for those with
Hahwood's Htd Leather Finish Scats.
TTlmy Mover wcur out.
December U5, tmj jiu
PATENT UNFREE2ABLE
Tho only perfect
LIQU D
WASH BIDE
Manufactured on Karl b.
Absolutely Unfreciabte.
Itii ILc sfronrtit Liquid Mm,
We ftuarantce
no bottle will go
twoor three timvi
Aflfnroflrtryother
Bottle Htuo.
1U
Tin-; ursT
IJljUlD Itl.UE,
irnt Intwtt vmirr
n.lireil with dry
IjIuh, but is ecien.
t'licnlly minufnc
tured, bo that it is
iniputsibletuBpot
or streak the
clothes.
lnordortoproro
the above cold
fa ftp, buy the
uoodb, tcktthrra
juureelf, And be
convinced.
Hundrtda of
Thousardi of
Bottles Sold and
not On
Complaint
GUARANTEE CHEMICAL CO,
(Limited.)
130 A 2130 ICace Street, PHILADELPHIA, ri
December W, 1880. Cm.
This pnper In kept on rile nt tho office of
ADVERTISING
GENTS
BUILDING
Chestnut
& 8 th fits
Philadelphia.
CSTIMATEC rir.WSNrElt Ami RTlsnC cert
COIIMAItO ut Lowest Cash Rates rntt
SIVIITN BROS.
EXTRA DOUBLE
FLAVORING
$2 i
Aluaja uniform j recommended for
rOIUTY, STKEXGTH audFIAYOK.
SMITH BROS.
Stronger Family Ammonia,
For General Cleaning- Purposes.
SMITH BROS.
Extract of Jamaica Ginger.
Atk jour Grorer Tor Smith Ttrvs. Extracts,
and taLo bo other.
SMITH BROS.,
Akron, O.
Dclh'iuUlt 'Sy Cm
PATENTS!!
FRANKLIN H. HOUGH,
Solicitor of American & Foretell Patents
925 V tt., near U. S. Patent Office,
"WASHINGTON, I. C.
tll luisf'ness before United States Patent Ofllce
attended to for moderate tees, ratcuwprocurcd
til the tlnlled Mates and all 1'i.ielitn Countries.
'tratSi .VurJti and l.aMt iTj-istereil, ItHfitcd
3ipllcallous miuil audpiosci'uti-il. Informa
tion ami advice as lo obtaining rutcnu clii'cr.
fully furnished without chaw. Kcnd hkrtch or
juuuci lor r nr.i. opinion as lu i-.ucutabllity.
Agency iutho IT. S. possesses superior
acuities tor outainiug I'atcnts or
aseeitalnltig the Patentabil
ity of Inventions.
Oiples o( patents fiirnUheil forMc-cach.
W Currcpuiulvuco ollclUd. icor.
1
13 "WEEKS.
The rOMCK GAZKTTE will be mailed
ecurely tvrufprd, to any uddrits in I lie Uni
M.auiea lorlhrec nicnlhs mi receipt or
One Dollar.
Llwral dianunt allnwrd lo ktmatlrs,
acnta and rluba Suuiplo copies mailed free
Audrew all orders to
RICHARD K. FOX,
WkT3C.IB85.Iy Fsiscus Eq.uabk, N. Y
ow,
'Ml
j
" sgn Viil GH3CEB Hit ll'jftt j
atJJisauisgwrerflaaifHLal
I
TIMES
mmm
AS WE CLIP HUMOROSLTIES.
The grocer never slugs, "My way Is
dark and lonely." III. weigh, as a rule, Is
(light.
do Unit Is nfrnltl of solemn tilings lias
proba1y solemn treasons to bo nfral.l of
tlicm.
Oi-cat'oecaslons for serving God pre
sent themselves but seldom, but llttlooncs
frequently.
A Gonial Kcitorattve.
llcxtotter's Stomach Hitters ,nru emphatically
a genial mtnrutlu. The nliatiRcs which tills
(treat tmtanle renioily protinrcs In the tllsm tiered
oiKanlzatliin are always agreeably, though surely
lrnjrrctlye, nctcr abrupt and loleiit. On tins
account It Is iiiliuliiiblv mlaptcil to persons of
dcllcalo (iiuslllullou.anit weak nenes. to whom
tlio powerful mineral tlrtijrs are pnslthcly In
jurious. That It initiates those processes which
lesult In I tie rc-if tiihlHiiiicnt of healthful luor
Is conspicuously shown In ease where -It Is taken
to overcome that fruitful causes of debility, Indi
gestion, coiiiUctl, as itusuallv is, with biliousness
and constipation. Tlmrnugli dlevstlnn, regular
ctuciiatluu and iilmmluut secretion, are results
which pi oinptly and tin arlablynttrnd its system
atic use. It .is, .besides, the best protective
against malaria, and n first rate diuretic
.
Nothing can mako a girl more unlmppy
allnresont than to bclnvlrcd to co tobossnrt-
lng If she has no tdbogganlng-sult.
A bov out West has been born with on
cxlra eye In the back of His head. Jf ho
were horn a girl, ho could seo what the
other Rlrl has on without tfcralnitig the
carotid aitcry.
Onht to be Known by All )
Tito wonderfully tmlck and certain re
1 lief afforded bv Fontaine's Oirc In cases
of cold, cough, croup, bronchitis and as
'thtna. It will cute a cold In 12 minutes I
The first dose will give relief. It will cure
ermin lu as manv minutes. A child's llfo
may be sural by Its timely use. It Jsji radi
cal cure tor Astiiiua. it snouui always ue
In the house, ready for an emergency. Can
von. or auv person afford to take, a risk
when you can absolutely guard against It?
Whooping-cough, consumption and bron
chitis will yield to tins mcuicine wnen
others haw failed. Sold at Dr. a T.
Horn's drug store.
The World says that Hie woman's bus.
tie must go. Tho World Is mistaken. It
Is the woman that must go. Tho Trastle
must follow.
Mother "Elsie, I thing I shall make
this dress just like the one you have on."
Klsie "Why, mammal If I have two dress
es allko people will think I'm twins."
Is It not possible to freeze a thing and
still have It red hot? Try a red pepper.
In summer the toboggan Is not worth
ascent.
The champion belt of the world Is
without doubt the equetor.
Typhoid, Scarlet and Yellow Fovors, Measles,
Diphtheria, Small-pox, Cholera, etc.
Darbys Prophylactic l'luitl will destroy
the infection of all fevers and all contagious
1 1 eases. ill keen tho atmosphere of any
sick-room pure and wholesome, adsorbing
ind destroying unlicultliy emuvia ami con
l:imnti. Will nnutr.ilizo tmv had Mllell
whatever, not by disguising it, but by de
fraying it. Use D.irbys Prophylactic I'luid
sti every sick-room.
-As you can now get two hundred
quinine pills for a dollar, we should say
that quinine is getting to bo a drug In the
market.
Scientists believe it Impossible for a
man to have a double. If this is so, how-
can a man be beside himself?
Tlic best medical writers claim that tin
successful remedy for nasal catarrh must be
non-irritating, easy of apylicntion, and om
that will, by its own action, reach all the
remote sores and ulcerated surfaces. Tin
history nf the efforts to treat catarrh during
the past few years obliges us to admit that
only one remedy lias completely met these
on lilions and that is Kly's Cream ll.ilin.
fliis safe and pleasant remedy lias mastered
catarrh as nothing else has ever done, and
both physicians and patients freely concede
this fact. The more distressing symptoms
liiickly yield to it.
A man may have a great head from
other than Intellectual causes.
While tho fashion of high hats Is in
voguo Is the time to elevate the stage.
"Does a dollar go as far as it used to?"
asked an exchange. Wo think It docs; in
fact it goes so far that wc hayosomo trouble
in keeping It In sight.
A Great Battle
Ts continually going on in the human sys
tem. Tho demon of impure blood strives
to gain victory over the constitution, t" ruin
ocalth, to drag victims to tho grave. A
ncxl reliable medicine like Hood's Sarsapa-.-ill.i
is tho weapon with which to defend
no's self, drive the desperate enemy from
he Held, and restore peace and bodily
health for many years. Try this peculiar
medicine.
To admit that our city is well laid out
loesn't necessarily suggest the Inference
that It's dead.
A New York man advertises to restore
old paintings. Wonder how many he has
stolen.
The gray-bearded man who carefully
husks a peanut, throws away the meat and
tries to eat the shell probably will not be
accused of being In Iotc, as he would have
been thirty years ago, hut he risks winning
a reputation for absent mlndcdness. .
Glad tidings, liellef and cure of throat
and limn disease. Fontaine's Cm e Is guar
anteed to cure a cold lu 1U hours. Sold by
v. i. norn, iJtuggist.
Kuropo Is sopeaeefulnow that it is im
possible to supply the universal demand for
aims.
"rapa," said little Jlmmle Hilcflcss,
"what do you wear when you go to the
court house your law suit?"' "Oh, no, my
son," replied the good barrister, kindly.
"That is the suit a man puts on when he
goes naked. Only the clients wear that."
One bottle of Dr. Seth Arnold's Cough
Killer cured me of a fecverc attack of Pneu
monia. 1 was in a critical condition, and
upon the suggestion of a friend obtained a
bailie of the above named remedy and 1 kuk
Mirprised nt my qniek mid wonderful re
covery. It is a tplendid me-ilieinu. Isaac
W. ll'ichtincvcr, Saugerlies, Ulster Co, ',
Y., Feb. 8r 1SS0.
Mothers, teething and fretful children
need Dr. Arnold's Soothiug ami Quitting
Cordial. 'Joe,
The Gel man Army 13H1 Emperor Wil
liam. A distant relative Your brother In
China.
if you have numbness in arms or limbs,
heart Vips,hcats, thump? or (hitters, uryou
are neryou. and irritable in danger of
shock Dr. Kilmer's Ocean Weed regulates
relieves, corrects and cures.
The Sioux tribrt of Indians have a sub
chief who Is named; 'The-man-who-ran-so-fast-that-tne-wlnd-was-lef.
behind," It
is needless to sav that the squaw was after
him with a club.
When wc seo a goose with a lama leg
trying In vain to keep up with the rest of
the flock, It always reminds us of a uou-ad
verlislng so-called business man, endeavor
ing to hold his own against his neighbors
who advertise.
Aid for All. The Uop l'lasier gives
comfort to rheumatic pains, tired muscles,
lame back, 23c.
A fashion note says: "Dangles aro not
out of style, and there Is much that is new
and Interesting In them" the girls, for
lustanc.
kaseiwe:
r'Tho Now QuinindJ
NoBaiEflect.
No Headacne.
M rausca,
NoRingingEars1
Cores QnicBy.
(pieasaut, Pure.
A POirJEEFUL IOjYIO.
that tho most delicate stomach will 'bear.
A SPECIFIC FOll MALARIA,
IKITJUUMATISM,
XERVOVS rilOSTJlATION,
And aimerm Diseases.
DcTlcnie Hospital. N. Y., 'Universally success
ful." I' 'Every patient treat-.
HI. FrandisTInspllat N.Y. V'ed with Kaskluo has
1 been cured.
Dr.T.. It. White, U.S. ExainlnlnaSurccon, writes!
"Kiisklnc Is the best medlolno made."
Dr. I.. M. tllessner, 30 Halt l-ilst street, New
York City, has cured over 500 patients with Kns
klue after niihilno mid all other dmes had failed,
lie says, ftls nudoubtcdly tho best medlclno
ever (llsrovcrcd."
Prof. V. F. Holcombe, St. !., W East 25tli Ht.,
N. V.. (late Prof. In N, Y. Med. College), wrltcsi
"Kasklnu Is suncilnr to nululiiu In itssiiectflc
power, anil never produces Iho slightest Injury
to the hearing or constitution."
Kcv. .lames I.. Hall, chaplain Albany Peniten
tiary, writes that Kiisklne has cured his wife, Jir
tor twenty years suffcrim' from miliaria and nor-
nlis ftvsnoiisln. Wrltn htm for nartlculars.
thCasaiids upon thouuds w rile- that Kasklue
has etired them after all other medicines falledl
Write for lHiok of testimonials.
Knsklne can be taken without any special
mcdlc.il ndvlce. St.no ner bottle. Hold Irv T. 11.
THOMAS,, LehlKhtou, l'a or sent by Mali oil
receipt oi price.
THE KASKINE CO.,
deo4-ly MWarrenSt., XewA'ork
CatarrI
ELY'S
CREAM BALM
Cleanses the
Head. Allays
Inflamation
'HAVFEVER w)S
Teals Sores.
lltisioi'cs the
Senses, Taste
Smell, Hear
ing. A qvlcfc
A particle applied Into each nostril and lsaRrcc-
aiue. i rice in cenis ai orugpiMs; uv oiau, ickis
lered, m i-ents. circulars free. ELY 1'ltOS.,
Druggists, Ohcbo, N. Y. Oct-2-180
IrOll Information about The South address
JOHN PATRICK, ltalctch, N.
C.
WIMirnitdonMlhoTJESTnlaatCrmado. When
apiiucd to any Irtnd of rain or eorenocs, instant
rcUof Is f clt. jAmo Eiiolc, 61de or Hip, Bora Muo.
clco, Gavero Aclics, Otraina, Kidney J3iaocscB,
r&ounuitisin or any sort of aorencca In any part
yioia inaunuy to uiopjun-iuiunganu.trcnBui- zk
cnlnff properties of tho HopPlasUf. Vlrtucaof!!?,
frerh lfftTta. Hunn:ndv Pit2h ftnd forolfrn Oudu a
ecmlned in a sweet and never folUnr-Poroua K
rinatcr. u sea and rococuncnaoa oy nosia or
M prioe. rrop,alIQgPLAgTIinCO..Poeton, Mom, la
Central Carriage Worts,
Bank St., Lchigliton, Pa.,
Are prepared to Manufacture
Carriages, Buggies, Sleighs,
Spring TFagon, &c,
(Jf every description, In tho moat substantia
manner, and at Lowest Oath 1'rlces
Repairing Promptly Attended to.
TREXLEK & KREIDLEIt,
April M, 183 yl Froprlotore.
Red Jacket Force Pump
any Depth of well.
for
Single Cylinder,
(18 CO
21 00
LUUUIO
No racklng-box Pump.
Buckeye Force Pump up to
Seventy-five Feet.
HlncMCjlliider, - - - - SU oo
Double " . . . . is so
Rumsey Force Pump, $13.50,
Depth up to sevcutv-Avc feet.
Rumsey Iron Lift Pump,
up to fifty fcot, $8.00. Iron CMcrn Tump from
fa upwards, Alse
WOODEN PUMPS AND CHAIN PUMPS.
FIVE icr cent, olt for Cash.
JOHN II. 11. ACKF.I1, Agent,
Wnt.i. KiNKF.it and Cistiuin Hiiilpku, Ilank
way, Lehlghton, opposite tho old Printing Office.
iiov.UMcyl
pDICAL OFFICES,
206 N. Second St., FMlada., Formerly
Q Drs. J.N.&J.B. HOBENS AOK.
K.tnlilWllcil 40 years. For Iht euro cfll Special
Ueuet, Including Ilcaulta of Youthful Iui.
pruitcuer, Varicocele, Klc. Call or write and bo
cured by a Graduate of leffcrson College, with Hospital
apcrience Noun, tf to U, O to 0. Cltltl SullytV
7,tS.TAN rin:tw-KS, riMrrj:s,
iif.fvrriii't' in Air iri'.;'i:i
1,11.11, will ItFHDTK
Ieavlnij tlioBkin soft, clear and beautiful,
I?,11!1',1! "L"? 'i'1.'3 Vom'v;",n,'l ? lily chcet,
And the bright rIow will beat Its virtues apeak.
Also Inatructlons for producing a luxuriant
rnwthof hair on a laid" head or smtwth fi
AdOrns A, D, BTESietu CO Ami Bt., KuW York
WORKING CLASSES B
pared lo furliMi n classes Willi employment at
home, the whole ol the time, or lor their spare
moments, lluslness new. light and profitable.
Persons of either sex easily earn froniM cents to
S.VK1 per eunliig, ami a niotiorttonn! Mini by d(
lotlng all their lime to the business. Hipjs and
girls earn aciiilv as much as men, That all who
see lids imiy send their uddiess ami (est tho
business, we make this offer. To Midi asaieuot
well satisfied we will tend one dollar to jay for
the tiuuule of writing. Full particulars and ,,ut.
lit free. Addiess llKonui: Sri.so. it Cn.. Port
iin, Maine. deels-ly.
lobe mane. Cut this out and re
tain to 11s, and we will send joii free
Mimctllhuf of ercat mine mid hn.
porrauceloott, that will sunt you In business
which will bilug 5011 In more money light away
than aiiithliiKt-lsu lit this world. Anyone can do
I lie work and live nt home. Either sex: all ages.
Something new that Just coins money for all
workers-. We will start join capital not needed.
This Is one or the genuine, liupoitunt chances of
a lifetime. Those who aie nmbliions xud enter
prising will not dclav. (Iraud oiitht fiee. Ad
diess Tit he & Co.. Augusta, Maine. decls-l)
$100 A WEEK.
rallies or geullenicit desiring pleasant profit
able einplo) incut write at once. Wn want 011
to liandlr an article of domestic use that recom
mends Itself to every one at sight. hTAl'l.E AS
FUll lt' Sells like hot rakes. FroDtssoo per
rent. Families w.shliig to prartlce economy
alinuld for thtlr own benefit write for particulars.
I aed ever)' day the year round In em house
hold, Price within Hie reach of all, Circulars
irer. Agents reeeue ainplu nee Audi
DOMFJTU M 1 U CO, Marlon, O. octao
cm ,
1 Hp Pbtster 8
31
OF INTEREST TO FARMERS.
Furo Breeds and Common Stock.
Puro'brecds of fowls havcheen so widely
disseminated that It Is almost Impossible to
find n conimon flock even that has not
been Improved to tho extent of containing
onc dr two good layers. These will also bo
found to possess good blood from some
'pure-blood ancestor. In a flock of 100
hens, the dlffercnco of one dozen more eggs
per year from each layer amounts to 100
dozen, equal to $20, which is quite an Item;
yet, a pure-bred 'cock can bo produced for
one-fourth Hint sum. Hcnco, If tho 'lay
ing qualities of tho lions aro only Increased
thrco eggs In a whole year.'ln a flock of 100
hens tho cgjs gained villi pay ifor a pure
bred cock valued nt $5. Tliis shows that
It really costs nothing to Improve. True,
there may bo a few dollars 'outlay at the
beginning, but tho value will bo returned,
and if the breed selected is a largo one, we
may alsotillow something for tho firc'reaSc
of the weight of the carcasses.
Excitement in Texas.
'Greafo.fcitemcnt has been caiwed in thq
vicinity .of Paris, Tex., by tho 'remartiallc
recovery of ilr. J. E. CorlcV, who Was 90
hclpless he could not (Dim in-bed,-'oi'Jvaise
his head; cycrybody said lie was dying nt
Consumption. A trial bottle of Dr. King's
New Discovery was tent him, Finding re
rcr, ho boughtnlargc hottlo n'nJ 11 box cf
Dr. King's Nenv Life Pills; by tho lime ho
had taken two boxes of Pills and two bottles
of Iho Discovery he was well and had gained
in flesh thirty-six pounds.
Trial Pottles of this Great Discoverv for
Consumption free at T. D. Thomas' Drug
Store.
Oreenhonso and Window Plants.
The Increased lreat of the sun will not
only produce an Increase of bloom, but it
will favor tho multiplication of insects.
Tobacco, in the form of smoke, as an ltr
fusion or "tea," or as dust, or more con
veniently as soap, applied early, and fol
lowed up weekly, will keep most Insects In
subjection. The Red Spider Is best sub
dued by frequent showcrings with water.
Give air on mild days, and commence to
harden the plants for their removal out
doors. The pain-banishcr Is a name tiplied to
St. Juebbs Oil, by tho millions who have
been cured of rheumatism and neuralgia by
its use.
Around the Farm.
Tools and Implements. It will probably
be found that many repairs that should
havo been made were not dono because the
workshop was too cold. Make such repairs
as can be dono without Interfering w Ith
out-door work. Procure new tlow-po!nt?i
culllvator'tcctli and other parts of Imple
ments liable to break, and thus be prepared
for accidents.
Manure. Haul out to where It Is to be
used, taking advantage, if It may be, of any
late snows. Whenever manure Is moved
havo it turned.
Artificial fertilizers may often bo profit
ably used to supplant ordinary manure.
From 100 to 300 pounds to the aero of any
good fertilizer may be sown upon meadows
and pastures just as tho grass Is starting,
with great benefit.
Spring wheat should bo soon as the soil
Is in proper condition, but not before. Sow-
only an approved varletyand perfectly clean
seed. Wheat, full of foul seeds never brings
good prices.
Tho proprietor of I li e G reat Western Poul
try.Yard, Mr. James 1C. Goodkev. St. Louis
Mo., is enthusiastic in his praise of lied Star
Cough Cure, which cured him after nit other
remedies failed. Jle bays it neither coilsti
pates tho bowels, nor causes sick head
ache.
Kitchen and Market Garden.
In tho old way of "making garden,'
there was one general sowing and planting,
and the various vegetables accepted in their
turn as they came along. Now wo mako
the season longer at both ends. Wo for
ward various vegetables by sowing their
seeds underTirotectlon, and prolong their
duration by successive sowings. Those
who would forward plants in large numbers
will use a hot-bed, but thoso who have no
experience with a hot-bed had better try
window-boxes. Sow in theso early cab
bages, cauliflower, lettuce, tomatoes, pep
pers and egg-plant, about six weeks before
It will bo safe to set these plantB In the open
ground. Keep the soil In the boxes prop
erly watered, and If tho seedling wilt In the
heat of tho day, shade them witli a curtain
as protection.
Eemcmbor Tail.
You can have sale bills printed at tills
oillce while you wait.
We do all kinds of plain and fancy job
work letter heads, note heads, receipts,
Sc., put up in tablet style If desired.
Our circulation Is rapidly Increasing
everybody reads the Advocate.
Advertise your sales In th Cahuon
Advocate.
Lire Stock Notes.
Working animals should be treated very
carefully when first put to work) see that
collars, yokes and all other rubbing nu ts
do not chafe or bruise. Give a long rest at
noon-time.
Ilrood-mares. Provide roomy stalfsjand,
as with all other breeding animals, guard
against costlvencss. An occasional feed of
carrots, or of other roots, or a quart of lin
seed-meal, will tend to keep their bowels in
proper condition.
Incoming cows should have roomy stalls.
Milk-fever and garget, the troubles to be
dreaded, especially with tho first calf, may
bo In good measure avoided by keeping the
bowels in proper condition by giving bran
mashes, oil-cake and an occt slonal feed of
oats.
Sows and Pigs. If pigs come In a cold
snap, manv are apt to bo lost. lie pre
pared wllh blankets and means of warnihi;
them, and bags of hot chaff. Coicr the
sow with a warm blanket and place bags of
warm chaff along her back. Keep all quiet
and as fast as the little ones appear place
them under the blanket, where they will
soon find a source of nourishment.
How to care a Kicking cow.
To cure a cow of kicking, lirst, last and
all the time, treat her gently, Speakgently.
If this falls, after a thorough trial, draw a
little chain around her, just fowanl of the
bag and back of Iho points of her hips,
snugly, calmly addressing her with soothing
words. If she does not yield, draw a few
links tighter. You can draw it so tight
that thu cannot get one foot six Inches
from the floor, and she will surely
yield.
Handle a hog properly and it will prove
one of the most profitable animals on the
farm.
Rhode Island Is a small" state, and vet
It contains 11,000 more women than tutn.
Sale liSs Pontes! alls Olce,
Tills Is Ik Place You Want!!
I have "made away" with my
prepared
fill km mm
with one oi the most FASHIONABLE as well as SUB
STANTIAL lines of
Ladies', Gentfs and
Ladies American &
Ladies' and Children's Spring Heel Shoes, All Sizes
Ladies' Kid-Button
Latest Styles Hats and Caps.
AT LOWEST PRICES.
A.t The " COENEB STOEE,"
LEWI'S WEISS:,,
BANK STREET, LEIIIGIITON. PA.
T33C33
iimirfrtt&
Awaawisw UUJjUa
For Sale by A.
The Carbon Advocate
Takes the Lead in
Country Newspapers.
Only $LOO a Year.
fss1 qSfo
VliO 13 UNACQUAINTED WITH THE
SEE CY EXAmirJIHC
1 fTuife? AwSrtliineTdJMAt&irt Loa eK0 -A 5, MMti
G&MGAGO, ROGK ESLAMB & PAC5F1G R'Y
By reason of its central po3ition, close relation tiprinclpcl linen East of Chlcnpo
and continuous Hno3 at toraiuat polnto West, Jorthwcst end fJoutUwest in the
only truo middlo-llnk in that transcontinental system ?hlcli invites cjid facil
itates travel nnd trafllo In either direction between tlio Atlantic end raciflc.
Tho Hock Island main Uno and branches includo CliicarrOtJcHct, Ottawa, La
Ballo,Peorla, aonc3oo, Holiuo and Hook Island, in Illinoin; Davenport, Musca
tine, WasliinRton, l'alrllekt, Ottumwa, Oskalooea, West Llborty, Iowa City, Dcs
Moines, Indlonsla, Yintersct. Atlantic. Knoitvillo, Audubon, Harlan, Oulhrio
Centra and Council UlutTs, tn Iowai Gallatin, Trenton, tt. Joseph, Cameron and
Kansas City, in Missouri; Leavenworth and Atchison, in Kansas; Albert Lea,
Minneapolis and St. Pa-il, in Uinnosota; AVatcrtown in Dakota, and hundreds
of intermediate cities, towns and viUagcs.
THE RGOll DSLAND ROSJTE
Quaranteos Speed, Comfort and Safety to thosn who travel over it. Its roadbed
is thoroughly ballasted. Its traclr is of heavy steel. Its bridfres aro soUd
ctructures of otono nnd iron. Its rollinsr otock is perfect no human Ekul can mako
it. It has all tho nafoty appUano03 that raechonical Ereulu3 lias invented and
ezperienca proved valuable, lta practical opomtion is conservative ftnd method
icalits dteciplins atriot and eractlnrr. 'i-he luxury cf its passenger accommoda
tions is unoqunl-jd in the Vcst unsurpassed in the world.
ALL EXl'ItEaa TTiAINS between Chlcacro nnd the Missouri Itivt- consist
of comfortnbW DAY- COACHES, mafmillcent PULLHAIf PALACE 1'ARLOH,
and SLEEPINQ CAI13, olerrant DININO CAKS providinrf excellent meals, and
between Chicaso, St. Joseph, Atchison and Kanso3 City restful HECLININCi
OILAIK CAIIS. '
THE FAR30US ALBERT LEA ROUTE
Is tho direct, favorite Hn between Caloarf o and Kinneapolis and St Paul. Over
this routo solid Fast Express Tmins run dally to tlio Buramor resorts, picturosqua
lccalitlos ftnd huutinff and fisliinrr rrrounds of Iowa and Ilirmecotn. alio rich
whaat Holds and proline lands of interior Dakota aro reached via Wntertown.
A nhovt doslnVblo routo, via Cr oca raid Kanlcnltoo, onora Dunjrior iucHicciscnts
to travelers botweon Cincinnati, I idlnnapolii, Lnfayctto nnd Council Elr.tTs, Ct.
Joseph, Atchison, Leavenworth, Kansas City, llinncapoUs, Ct. Paul and inter
mcUfato points.
All classes of patrons, especially families, ladlos and chHdren, recelvo from
officials and employes of Hock Island trains protection, respectful courtesy and.
kindly attention. . ...,. t ,
For Tlcketa. Maps, Folders obtainable nt oil principal Ticket Offices la tho
United States and Canada or any desired information, address,
R. R. CADLE,
PreJ't II Gcn'l M'n'r, CMKo.
E. ST. JOHN,
Ass't Ge.i'l U'c'r, Chicago.
BeWI af MUM. hvi Uioml vshA writ, M
Hlloson A (:o.,i'ottlsnrl, MnIb.,vI11 rccir.
fre. full infoimallon about work hlrh
the? csa do. snj llvs st hoius.thst wilt rsy
thsm rrom & tn AiT. d,,. ha
.srnedcrtjillnadar Ellbr,i. jounfrof old. Cspllst
Dot required. You sre etsrted free. Tho,. wbnitsrt si oiia
ara abluul sur. .f euuf little furtuoea, All 1, new,
Jflfl CURED!
. j m iiiii iicrri iqs moil i if pur, i
etlecta Clirea Um -11 r.il...i rri. Aai ..t
No "nllli'C Jar rraulu. I in .fiction i
iiiiiurdiulr, direct iirwl reriu n, nnd 11
eureU effected In oil CI' lCAIII.i; C.m:.s
i i-wHinnw7 cojf a m. Ktrcr to me at oj Ume." i
"X fcnifnUrtl rcitorU to health y btrmw iithmt
Cart." ntm. r.n.m
"0ra Atlffli Ourt U u tm lIm ftrlu Ititr
My (ibyilcUa recgmmDla Oemao intma Curt. It
curtt ut." Mr, Ji. L. Tttntk. Lauded nf
Thau or llUr UtUra ta fill, itk aiT drvciLt
TO CONSUMPTIVES.
Tho Hntlereifrned having horn re
stored to health by Fininlo nieans. nftei
sufferlner for ecvcntl yenru with it t-overo ,
lunB niluction, and that drwid dibcaso
Consumption, 1b anxious td Jiml.o
known to his fi'llow ttillercrs tho means
of euro. To thoso who deMro it. lio will I
cheerfully bciuI (freo of chnrKc) rv copv I
of tlio prefccrititioii ut.oil, which the)
will find n siiro euro for Consumption,
Asthma, Catarrh, Bronchitis nnd all
throat and lunrr Maladies.
Ho hopes all sullerora will try Ids
Remedy, as it will cost them iiolliliitj
and may prove ft blesblnr,'. Thow ile
tilling tho prcfprlption, will pleuo ud
dress, ltitv. EmvAitu A. "Wilson, i
ViUltuuiUurb', JiUiBU Co., ew ork.
BASTH
old stock and am notv liilly
lor the
Children's Shoes.
.
French Kid $2. to $4.
Shoes, $1.25 Up !
npr.lr-yl
TTILI, WOnK EQUALLY AS TVrLT.
N ltOOOH STONY LANK AH ON
Tin; wnsTrajN Tiivntn:-. it m
UNI.rtiE ANY OTIItll BULKY IN
TIlrjWOItLD. CAN BE ATTACHED
3-NV COMMON WALKING
t-low in nvn minutls time.
INOIIEASE . TUB llkh ONE
J.r, A'.Va ,bo S"in,E A CHILD
f.'.i0,:i2.?,NODon TO UMVE A
TEAM CAN OPEItATE IT. WILL
TUIIN A SQUAltE UOrtNkK WITH
OUT ItAISINO THE PLOW, THE
ONLY 1'LOWJtADEWtini TOOT
LEVER TO START THE POINT
OP TLOW ADItl'MXY IN THU
GROUND Olt ELEVATE IT TO
SKIM OVEIt THE TOP OF TASl'
STONES, AROUND ROOIS. ETC.
Wo waul Vgood, llvo in sn to act aa
agent la every town In tho II. S.
Wrtta us forour liberal terms and
rricea.
Ea S. DANIELS & CO.,
HAVANA. N. Y.
J. Litzenberger
OEOSriftPIlY OF THIS COUNTRY, WILL
THI3 MAP, THAT THE
E. A. IIOLBrtOOK,
den'l Tkt. di Pan. Afjt., Chicago.
FOR PITCHER'S
13
Cantorla promotes TJlRcatlon, and
ovtrcoinua l'latuleiicy, Constipation, Sour
Stomach, Diarrhoea, nntl Keverliliiiess.
Thus tlio child U rendered healthy and Its
sleep natural, Caatoria contains no
Morphine- or other narrotio property.
" Cnttorla la o well adapted to children lhat
I reoomineiK. it as superior to auy prescrlpUoo
Luowu to me." II. A. Anciicn, JI. I).,
tJ rortland Ae., PrvoXIn, N. Y.
" I tiw Caatorla in nif practice, and find it
peclall adapted to arTcclIont of rlillilren."
AtXX. llOBEHTSOM, M. 1.,
1U67 s!d Ave,, New York,
Tut CtXTirn Co., 18i! Fulton St!, N. Y.
Cut from Exchanges.
-'-A feeble old darky struggled
painfully. '"Doss," he said, "Ise
tin ole, die man. I whs born
in ole Valiginny, an' lib'bcd dar
mos on to iienety-ciglit year, an, 1
I want you tor tissis' mc'or little '
dis mawnin, 'boss if yo' pleas,
sah.''Y )ii knew George Wash
ington, of course'?" "No sah; I
nebbcr seed him." "What! you
lived in Virginia 'nihe'tv-eight
years ancl never saw George
WashingtoTi," "Dad am cr fac',
boss. Ise an hones' oln mnn.
an' am too far gone in dis worl'i
fer to tell er lie. T nebbcr seed
young George; but Lor'! his po
ole gran fadder an' gran mudder
use to think et pow'ful siglit oh
me, boss."
Jones came home Very late
one night. His wife opened
the door for him, and was pre
paring to 'take iiim severely to
task when "Hush! my dear,"
said Jones; "don't disturb me."
He w"ent to the wardrobe, took
out art unbrella.which he opened, ,
and then cowered on the iloor,
holding it over his head. What
sort of a pantomine is this?" ex
claimed his hotter half. "Hush!"
said Jones, with a smile, "I
know what 1 am about. The
thunderstorm may come on now; I
1 am ready ior it!" Needless to
say that the good woman's wrath
was completely disarmed.
"And do you refuse me a
good-bye kiss?" he asked ten
derly, "I must, at this time."
"Well, now why? . T haven't
usked for oiio since bfore my
last trip. J ust one, please,"' anil
he looked At the downcast eyes
before him, while his arm slipped
around her slender waist. She
hesitated a moment, arid then,
as if swallowing a full-grown
sigh, she answered; "No my
dear Jim, not this time; and if
yoit knew what a sight of fried
onions 1 a'e at tho Slipper
table you wouldn't ask such a
thing."
"If 1 buy some dress
materials" asked a lady in u
diaper's "can you deliver them
at once?" "Yes'm" said the
young man. "There will be no
delay!" ''No, ni'm," said the
young man. "Bccausd I am in
great haste." "Yes m," said
the joung man. "Very well,
you may show mo your summer
silks." Tn four hours and forty
minutes the lady had selected
whal she wanted, and the tired
young mall ordered the goods to
be delivered at once.
Mr. Tompkins was Waiting
for Miss Minnie, and her youth
ful brother was entertaining him
until his sister's arrival; "I say,"
he ventured, "your hair is black,
isn't it?" "Yes," "Well, you
dye it, don't you?" "No, what
put that idea into your head?"
'I dunno, only Sister Minnie
saic the other day that you were
naturally light liea"ded.' Mr.
Tompkins has transferred his
affections to another girl.
Parson: 'Ise been rec'mended
to ply hyar to 'btain a supply of.
wine for church pu'poses, an'am
tole dat you hah a good article
on linn , .Dealer; ell, yes we
have it smieriol' lind of fronds. I
JKhat kind would yon like?'
Parson; ITell dnt's do question.
For myself, Ise not very 'ticlilar,
but as some ob do ladies havo
sprcsscci a perieroncc io gin, i
tllink I will hro gallons ob de
best you hab.
Grief anticipates age.
Dwelling on the invitable past,
iorming vain hypothesest as to
what might have been if this or
that had or had not been, acquir
ing a craze for recounting what
has occured these acts do more
harm to future health and effort
than many things connected
with real calamity. Occupation
and new pursuits aro the best
preventives of mental shock and
bereavement.
Strive not with your super
iors in argument, but always i
submit your judgment to theirs!
with modesty. Be not hasty to
believe flying reports to the dis
paragement of any. Take all
admonitions thankfully, in what
time or placo soever given; but;
afterwards, not being culpable,
take a time or place convenient
to let your admonisher know
it.
An idle word may be seem
ingly harmless in its utterance;
bin let It be lanned by passion,
let it be fed by the fuel of mis-1
conceptions, of evil intention, of
..vm'iirlinn nrwl if ivill cnmi f n
sweeping fire that will melt the
chain of human Iriendslnp,
tliat
will burn to nshes many
ished ioiics, and blacken more
. 1 A
fair names tllllt, OHO. I
Pnntrrti'orRv ponnliyne! rnritcs
LOIltrocr8j equalizes loots
nut wise men nn uic same wav-
and the fools know it.
MALT
WHISKEY
HlicrUllr Dl.llllcil for
.llcillclniil 1,'ac.
pi TiH F1EST T0N1CJ
UNE0UALE0 for CONSUMPTION
WASTING DISEASES and
GENERAL DEBILITY.
PERFECTS DIGESTION.
PR. EtlW. L. WAI.MNO, Snf.
aroiiii In Clilvf, National Quart!
t.f N. J., write. I
'My ait.ntlon wa. railed lo
vnur Kejalona Jtslt WliNkrjr1y
31 r. Ijilor, llniKplil, cf Trchton,
nnl I hut. lined a four liottle.
with far Letter effect tlian anr I
Imvn liivl, 1 am m-otiuneuJIna
itnr artfcla In my practice, trt
fliul It very ratlsfach'ry.'
BEWA5E OF IHITATICH3.
rrT Tb C.tmilne hn. th. Rlcnttsr. U
w ErMNktt a tip.NDKi.sny
n:-iiat:o ef untie. ''"
EISNER & RlEr?aOELSON
(.SoleAecntirurth.il. S.) )
-810, 818 and 320 Raci St Philadelphia, Pt.
For sale at Dr. Horn
Cure Riiaratiteeil
iyl)r..I.Il..MaVer,
lArtliSt.,Plillii,
Pa. l'!asent once.
No operatliiii or lintlm-ii tlelav. Thoiiaiinila of
cures. At Keystone ilml.se, Ucatllup;, I'll., 2nd
Hatiirtlav of each month, Send for circulars.
AtHlcc free. Jaul5-yl
DSSlNES
OYRUP
1 fc
CURESi
COUGHS
TV- ;
HEEL'S lira GlECDUHSIIHtUllli
riLVunai c. ami
UUIUtCLt,
RAiNOOV RUPTIIRF
RELIEF &
SlST'i' t- 'fl rcllaV! "nd perfect njtnlner. It In
not a Trues-. Worn Do and Night and It.
presBnco forgotten, . Band lor clnular wllbtJil!
tUHt.
!,..!.. 'IT! eulTerfr. cured brthl.ni
f ,.?H,?,e.'o SlW 0mtl Medical and fiuri"rU
1?lfV) "reotmont Riven all kind, ot .nrtrloal
ADVERTISERS
can learn the exact cost
of any proposed line oi
advertising in American
papers by addressing
Geo. P. Rbweil & Co.,
Newspaper Advertising Uuroau,
IO Spruoa St., Now York.
Bend lOots. for 100-Pago Pamphlet
A CASKET OP
to ilny rwon irlio will pbow It to their
frleuds a tjd fend us oriltrt.
per .Month
ealarynul exptmes pnld tlice tUio pre
fer calaryio cominlffloii, iiudUie.r
eul ,ry raise . to
75 per Month
tlio tbltil, rttiii
J51.G per Month
the lxth month tiHyi.ro uMh ua. If they
prove proflcltfut Bailsmen,
Full lufnrmfttlon will 1-e fl"nl yoa froe
about wo kthrit jducandonnd llvftat Iiome,
wherever you arot?HuftHd,ltat wl'l pty you
from $S to $10 per day. A number have
earned over $25 In a day. . Xlotti ext', all
flRus. Tho chflnro of allio lime. Nuw U
the time, Foitttnoa aro absolutely euro for
the wurkrrs. Give your lUmt Ofllce and
Eprcfa addres, hihI ptalov.ha' paper yoa
saw t';U advirtUciucntiu. Addieei,
Standard Silver Ware Co.,
80 Waohlnston St.,
BOSTON, 2VZ.ASS.
cjctemterW, loXi 4jil
Hiriggiu I StiiUII Kigi.ei t six BUlfc
Ma4fcrlilaitrsU4
Ye 1 tin nrm tf n fx w. oti
Id Lrfllll I I. U tlio Israeet. oldest-
ectabTtLDU, txi.t.siiuvu .Nut-Mi-rlm it nternan
trr Most liberal terms. Unetinsleil larilitlok
lr.. low. timet 11 Ntir-rry. l.-.tnblUhril
"i"1- t't.VH-riii "swrj-pi w.i
AFFLICTED UNFORTUNATE
. Alter all others frtll consult
Dr. XjiOBB
null N.lBth St., below Callowhlll, Phlla,,P4i
SO tears cspericnceln all KPIXIAI. tlineaiei, Terr
lhahenily restores those, weakened by early IndiscreJ
lions, &c t'allorwrlle, Atlvlce free and strlclly cent
fidctitial Hours , 11 a, m. till a, and 7 10 10 evenings
December 115, leo-!y
SHERIDAN'S CONDITION POWDER
I lAvl
fllieates of hns. 1, trnrth ltsu,li,it In cvild. lllosJ
trated ttook br mall free, SoM every v. here, or ient ly
mall for cents In stamps. 2V-1U tin rana, $I lif
rpall, t l.yd. S,x e.ins I,v expns, prtiutM. for t JfJt
Vlt, 1. S. JDlI.NisO.V & CO., lioston, Slftaaa
A GENTLEMAN i cured of Jfer
"'ou Prostrntion, Soiuinnl WcaknoaSi
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iS.MlZH IltU.1 WOBK,BALi;)irN.V;
jja jjxj Hggd
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1 I j'remuiiim utsvuy, uiiu 1111 uio ovji vi-Clier-
feots of early indiscretion nnd youthful
y. a, wiouh to iiiuko miown w
others tho slmiilo modo of self-cure. To
thoso who vlsfi nntl wllliiiveliim tleif
symptoms, ho ivill rend (free; by ro
turn innll a cofiy of tho reoiiio fco wio
ccmiuht uoi m nw enso.
Address in confidence, JaAies "V'i
fi" HX, 43 Cedar Kt., Y(