The Carbon Advocate, .An iMinrnNunNT FAMttA' NitwsrArEn I"ub- Iisncti every mtiuriiay in i.e.iiBiuu.si Carbon County, l'annsylvnnlu, by I-Ianry V. Montliimor, Jr. vjBgw- IJAKK JfrRUIiT.' - $IOO'?3pr '.Year1 In Advance ' Rest Sarlfifna rncifflm In Micreounty, , ;vory.de.scrlptlon M nam aim rancy tcflHSw prices.' AYfc-XJolBW hesitate ttrsay thatne aro better equpped than any otlmr printing establishment In lliu section to do llrst-cluss Job-work, In all Its branches, nt low prices. Professional & Business; Cards. Horaoo Hoydt, A TTO UN liYAT' WW, tJjrrtcns Tho Room recently occupied by V. M. . ..jj Rapshcr. mAHJC-BTBSBT, LEli'lOtlTON. PA. May bo consulteuin'tintlhsh anil German. 'July 4-ly . W. M Ranshcr, .ATTORNEY .xoX.0tJiJ&EI.,LOR AT LAW. First (lour nbove'tliu ItaWoilJl louso, MAUOIl CHUNK, PHNN'A riteal Kstate and Collection Aitcncy. Will l'uy Daejdeuts n .specialty... May, be consulted In VKujcllsh and Herman. , . L ' liuv.ia-yl H. V. Morthimer, Sr., NOTARY UHJ.lt';. CHTiciti 'Carbon Advocate " Offtc", 11 a jjic street, ,- - m:highton ' ill imilnr-MtiHrta1iilnE to tliB office will letelve nro:npt,ultci)tlon. .... ,i m"r 1 C. V. Kleintop, Instructor in Music. Rabbins' American Classical "Methods :i sntlal ty. Terms moderate. " , CONVKVACICU AND ,.- . General Hre fc'Lift Insnrancs Af L Mho following Companies ate Represented: Lebanon Mutual Flro, Reading .Mutual Fire, Wyoming Fire, l'ottnvlllo Fire, Lehigh Fire, and tbo Travelers Accident Insurance. Also, Pennsylvania nud Mutual Horse Thlei De fective and Insuranco Company. marto-vt W. G- M. Soiplo, PiTysTcIAN AND SUUOEON. ;30UT1I STREET, - - - LKH1GIIT0N. May bo consulted In Knglisli and German. Special Hllentlon glyen to Usnecnliigy. Ofkick Houns; From 12 M. to 2 P. M.,and Ifrom to 9 P. M, mar. 31-vl T, A. Rabenold, D. D. S., IlitAMCH Oitich : Over .1. V. Raudenbush'.s Liquor Store, BANK STftEEV, LEHIGIITOK. Dentislrvfn'all Its branches. Teeth Rstracled without I'.un. Gas administered when requested. Office IMys WEDNESDAY of each week. P. O. address, LITZKNIIEIIU, J.ulO-yl- Lehigh county. Pa. W. A. Cortright, D. D. S., wen: cm OrFint: Opp. the 'Rroadway House," BROADWAY, ' MAUCII QIIUNK. Patients bavothobenelltnf tho latest linnrntr- (nctits'ln MeeliAiilcal Appllance.H and tho llest Sriiihods.rtf Treatment In all Suraie.ll Cases. AN.E.STIIEI'IC adniliilstcred U desired. If pos sible, petsous residing outside of Mauch Chunk, uouiu muKii uriiiiigu'ineius ny man. jyu-yi EYE AND EAR. Dr. a. T. FOX VIslU Allctitown regularly on rilURSDAY of each week. Practleu Hunted to Disease's'.of the; Eye and Ear. W.l?o at Haydon'i: Amcilcan Hotel, and Office Hours from a.V. M. to 3:.)0 P. M. Also attends to ltsfraetlouYif'tlii1 EV for the lirnper adpisinient tit uussfs, ana lor ino uciici auiiLure oi upii r.l D.'fL'i'ts. Hay also beronsnHed at hlsonicoln RATH, Wednesday and ti iturday of em b wi ck, at HAN JOIl on Monday, and at-EASTOX on Tuesday of raeli wiiel:.- ! ' "- i CASON HOUE, JONATHAN KISTLER, - - PltOPltlirTOR, RXi: STIIKKT, IiKlliailToK. The Carbon llousn oders flrsl-cl.iss accommiula llons to the traveling n.ilille. lioaidlug by the d yor week on reasonable terms. Clmlco Cigars, Wines and l.lqa.)isal.iyson hand. Gon.1 Shed-. nd Stablo,i, with very ultentlve Hostlers, at tached. ' ; nprioyl PACKEHTON HOTEL. Mldnay between M.'.uel; I'hiuik :Leliigliton, LEOPOLD MEYER, PROP'R, PACKEUTOV, Pknna. This well-known Hotel Is admirably refitted, and lias this best accommodations for permanent and transient Ifnrdeis. Excellent Tables and the vory bst Liquors. Stables attached. se'itc-vl MANSION HOUSE, Opposlto L. li. S. Depot, BANK STREET, LEIIIGIITON. C. II, HOM, PHOPEII.TOIt. This house oilers first-class accommodations for transient ami permanent Doamcrs. it uas noen nvwlv ri! til led In allltsdeii.iitiiieuls.uud Is locat ed In one of the most picturesque iwrtlons of tho Lorougn. Terms mnueraie. iv j no n a u is suppliod with the choicest Wines, Cigars. Fresh Uiger ou,Tan. i.itpiors ana npr i.-yi Annniinceii lo his friends and the nubile ccucr- aUy, thatjho.lias now open for their uccoiiiiuoda- R EST .A URANT, next door to the 1st National Hank, 11ANRHT, Lehlglitoii, and that he Is now prepared to furn lsb llrst-Class Meals at Short Notice t Tho Bar Is supplied nltli tbo best Wines, Fresh Lager lleer and Choice Cigars. You are cordial ly luvltcd to call. npr si-si KISTLER Respeclfiillv aunoinccs to Hie publics that bo bus opened a NEW I.IVK1IY STAllLE.andth.it he Is now prenareil to furnish Teams for Funerals, Weddings or Business Trips on tho ghnilett no tice and mostllber.il terms, Orders left at the "Carbon House" will receive piompt attention. Sl'AliLES OK NORTH STREET, next tho Hotel, Lehlghtmi. J:ui-yi T. J. BRETNEY Hctnrtfullv linnmnti'ot to Hie MVr-phrinU nf t. Iilbtoti ami other that ho U nMv pn-pariM. to Ull 1111 H1UUS H l IlAUWNq or Freight, Express Matter A$n Bagaaor at Tery reasonable prices. By prompt attention to all orders bo Iiom-s to merit a bare of public patronage. Kesldcucei corner of Pine and Iron Streets, Lehlghton. (Inters left at HiVrony (c Sou's Cssrtif r Store tAll rewire piompl ultruthK). kai n. 'tl T. J. HJlFTNKy. Km D. J. i i ' in... i i, . . . . ' ' 1 1 " 11 .1. i ... ,i , , . i , . . mil; m n $1.00 fa Year in Advance. INDEPENDENT" Live and Let Live."' $1.28 when not paid in Advance. VOL. XV,, No. 3. Lshighton, Carbou County, Penna., December 4,"1886. Singlo Copies 5 Cents. ' 1 - ... . , . . - , . ,, With Medicine Quality not Quantity is the greatest im portance; next is the knowl edge and experience to Correctly Prepare and Dispense the same. see? Al T, D. THOMAS' popular Droi k Family Medicine Store, Unnk Street, Lelnghton, You tun alwajs rely upon Getting STRICTLY Pure and Unadulterated Drugs and Medicines. TI10MAH carries tho largest stock of Patent Medicines In tho county. , THOMAS lias an elegant stock, of Druggists Sundries. Fancy and lollct Articles (or the ladles as well as tho gents. THOMAS makes Horse and Catllo Ponders a specially. His II years experience In the drug business gives him a great advantage In that line. TRUSSES, SUPPORTERS n-ad URACES-nl. ways a large stuck on band. WINKS mid I.IIW0118. both fans en and do. niestlc. llo has a Clinton Giano Wlneundn Dry Catawba Wluo. Just splcuuid mid cheap. WAM. PAPERS and llORDERS-Ihe larccst assortment ill town. Go to THOMAS' with your prescriptions. Go to THOMAS' tor your Patent Medicines, Go to THOMAS' for vour Fancy Articles. Farmers and Horsemen go to THOMAS' for vour Hoisc and Cattle Ponders. jan 17 Weissprt Business Directory. N OW FOR LOW 1'ltICKS 1 Lets Expenio Means Lower Prices for the People 1 M. A.' Oswald's New Store, In M. A. Oswald' New Rullding, East Wtlsspoit, Peiin'a., Is headquarters for Dress (Ms, Cassimers, Prints, Groceries, Previsions, k Banded Chamber Setts, $3! Roller Process Flour Only $2.35 Which Is positively FIFTEEN CENTS less than the same flour eun be bought elson here. Glvo men call and bn convinced that I am sel ling goods at "llock Ilottom I rices." M. A. OSWALD, Septl.M-ty EAST WEISSPORT. JJlOIt HOLIDAY 1'ltISENTS GO TO W. F. BIBRY'S, Cor. White and Bridge Sts., Wcitsporl. And Inspect his new, and large assortment of all ine very latest noveiiics in HOLIDAY GOODS, Including the finest assortment of Articles in Plush, &c., Ever brougirto this town. Pure Drnss and Mtilicta ! Choice Wines, Liquors, Tobacco and Cigars Perseilpiiuot'aicfull) compounded l..y or night, ul Aprllll. 1685-lv. Tosni'ii v. ni:x, DEALER IN Flour, Feed and Furniture, Tobacco and Cigars, East Weissport, Penn'a., Ins lies the people of Weissport lilld vicinity to call and examine his largo ussorlmeut of goods before purchasing elsewhere Prices Low aprlll'-IKMT-lY. as the Lowest ! AKOX F. SXYDF.K, EAST WEISSPORT, PA,, MANUFACTURER'S AGENT FOR Western Improved Washers Amerioari Wringers, ' -ALSO1 Bicycles of nil Kinds! Old wheels sslll he loaned to p.utles desiring to learn ami svbn order w heels from me. Washer will hu put tail on trial, Must Rise vuisiaciiou or uu s.ue, augu-iy jauuy & .skvi:m,, Tho Weissport Bakery, Fresh Bread and Cakes ever) day. Delivered in U'lilghtou and Mauch t'liiin); ivcry Tuesdai Thursday and rtatuiday. t-l'Unlis, Pauley Canii-Mei tlngs, Wfddliigj.Tiincrals supplied at shoil noliee. nugnst",SM JJ1RANKI.IX IIOl'SK, EAST WEISSPORT, PBjtX'A, This house offers first-class accommodations to the peruianenl hoarder and transient guest. Panic piUeit, only One Dollar per tiny. nug7-ly JollK llEIHiltf, PrnpiUtor. JllATS, TIIK JHiUXER. All Kinds of Jewelry I Scliooi. Books anil Stationery. augiutfly, Cunt Eietni'.isa. 1- 14 ilatlKtbis KtAiIatliK 1H Cttrt1iif Kruinssi. ttc i . gl ritici:, riFT t t,i Hi AtDturtlmniin.lT't yUlnnltllelll' e inm Unlatcs.llmctlcs and 'oison AT tlKCOOISTS AND PEALrflS. ' nucus ,. voi.ti.LK 10.. luumonn, bid. WE ARE CHANOED. ni,ACKvooi), AYe feel our loo has long grown cold, And yet we dare not o u That, (lav by day, a client change Has o'er our xpli lis grown. We sec It, though our eyes Hie wbllo Arc blinded by our tears; With words of former teiuttfrncss Wo strive lo mock our fears. Rut wo are changed. We are not one, ' As wc wero once of old. Oh, would to God that we had died Refore our love grew cold. Wo'vo struggled hard against our fate, Our hearts still warm to keep, As wuywom men strive with the culd . Thut numbs them into sleep. We have not let one unkind word The bitter truth reveal The world knows not, must never know Wbat both of us now feel, That wo are changed. Wo are not one, As wc were once of old. Oil, would to God that wo had died Retort: our love grew cold. Hound, llko tho felon bound of yore, Unlo the llrelcss Hay, Linked to a love long dead, that shows Each moment nioru decay, In secret wc must hug our bunds, 'Till dcatl w 111 set us free. I weep, my wife, to think that I Havu forged these chains for thee; For wc areiehangt'd. We are not ono, ' As we were mire of old. Oh, would to God that we bad tiled, Refore oi'i'lovo glow cold. SUBMISSION. Just meek enough for submission; Just bold enough to be brave; Just pride enough for amblllou, Just thoughtful enough to be grave, A tongue that ran talk without harming, Just mischief enough to tease, Manners pleasant enough tu be charming That puts jou at once at jour ease, Generous enough, ai?dktnd hearted, Pure us the angels above; Oh, from her may 1 never bo parted, For such Is tho maiden 1 lovp. "HANG THE BABY." IT JHHjf'T BOUNI) NICK FltbM-THH' MI'S Of ' Till: Wll'E.W': ' ' "Then yon won't go, Alice?", "No, Herbert 1 am so sorry but the baby!" '"O.Miang the baby!" anil Herbert flung out of the rooni.'slanmilng tlie iloor.belflnd him. Alice stood looking at the door, growing whiter anil. whiter. Then she gave a hoiirt. hreakini; cry. and fell, on her kueos by lliu cradle, and hiding her face In her hami sobbed bltteily. She had looked forward so Ion g to tliis particular party. It was given by Mrs, Mountjoy, one of the leaders of society, and all that was eminent ill politics, diplomacy or lileiatiirc, as well as tllslnguislicd In' the fashitinablu world, wai sure to be tliere, Mie bad been kept nt liome so much since baby had been born that she really felt the need of a little vaiiety anil relaxation. Hut baby hail been threatened with croup tho week before, and the fond mother had not yet recovcriul from her fright. Ilaby, she admitted, was better, "but not, lit," she declared, "to be left, at least with only the nlirsB lo look after it. Nurses are so care less, everybody had told her, even the best of them." She hail not asked Herbert to givp it up also, and even said thero was no reason why lie should stay at home; hut still In her heart of hearts she hoped ho would "Ho said, 'Hang the baby!' yes, lie did darling," !, nmriimred, with indignant emphasis, as t 'it ovet the little un conscious sleeper. "It was your papa who said that, and lie m stone to a brilliant paity with such thoughts of his wife and clillill Did you comp, dearest, to estrange us from rneh other?" This aw fat Idea called for n flood of hitter tears. Hi'ihert had said stlch beautiful thing: in her trusting girlhood. "Never should uieir i lies run in separate channels, as those of some iiiarried people of their ac quaintuneo did never a joy hu accepted that did not make' them both ntic-ncvcr a barrier should conic between them. And now to think that this wee babe, with Its golden curls, this beautiful llttl helpless creature, should part them, as never stiong hands could, Sim picture the cay assemblage and her Ik'i licit danc ing with voting girls, smiling on others ami leaving her home Iodic of beart-break Her Imagination, always loo vivid, vlewc him in Ills tihimphs, until her misery tool, almost the form of madness. "He didn't wailt ine to go," she stld "lie acted as if lie didn't, and then he pre tended to throw all the blame on thatdrdr, helpless babyl" hiultleiily sue Heard the sound of can age wheels outside; they stopped nt the door; the bell rang, and a fairy-liko figure, stood on the threshold of the. loom, in all the svlslfuhu'gs of expectancy, with dimp ling smiles anil laughing eyes. "0, Mabel I" Cried Alice, starting to ne feet with a glad cry. "This is, Imleeil, surprise, I'm so glad you come. My dar ting slsterl" 'ortbw)tb ensued' eu.ol rapturous- TRADE jiVe MARK. elcome. Then the baby was cshlbllcd, and ono would not have it reamed that a tear had ever stained the cheek of the jiioiul mother. Then tlin visitor's trunks ore ordered to bo carried up stairs. "Hut whero's Herbert? In the study?" at last Mabel askod, "Ho's out, dear." Goodl don't ho angry becaujo I'm glad, for we can liaye such a nice little chat. You didn't expect Inc." "Of courso I didn't," "Well, I didn't think bf coming, as you know, for a month. Hut I thought it ouldba so nice to surprise you. "0, 1'msQ.Blad!'' "And then laul Is coming," she said, blushing, "noxt weok, to stay a month; he has business here, and he wnhtc(l' me so badly to be .here too. I declare," she said. laughing, "I'll have to marry him soon, tOi gel rid of him." "O, Mabel! don't marry him unless you nrcccrtain yon'll be happy 1" cried Alice, hysteiically. "He sure first ho won't go to larties, and le ave you alone with llie a by!" she sobbed. ''. . , "What! Is Ileibcrt at a party? qunrlcd Mabel quite subdued. "Yes, he is; and when I told him I oould not go on account of baby he said, 'hang Hic-ba hyP Yes, you little angel your own father said those awful woiilsaud then he. si slammed tho door." - ' "He's a lpcr!" cscl.iimod' Mabel witli sudden vehemence. "A nice way to l rent w Ife like, you a baby like that Hut why couldn't 0U leave the baby?" IJccause he was threatened with the croup last week," "Hut he's well "enough now sleeps de lictus!)'. He'll hot wake up all the night, perhaps. And the nurse would have taken good care of liini," "I should hnvo been thinking of fire, croup and all that." "0, nonsense! You ought to havo gone. lint Hcrbcit lias no right to bchavo as he did, and he must be punished," and Mnbcl threw her wraps on the bed and took her scat by, tho glowing fire. "It won'tdo to let him get the upper hand. Ah I I have it! I've thought of a splendid plan. A chaimi'ng, tleliglKfu! plot." And she clapped her hands in gloo, "O, Mabel, what is it?" and Alien sat own at her sister's feet, gazing In her face llh expectant smiles. "11'ha.t OTP you going to do?" I'm not going lo do It.' I shall stay ere and watch the baby, You illirtpgo to the party." "Mabel! Impossible'" "Quite possible, In fact, It must be one. you must not let Herbert seo that you are as pretty jits anybody, and quite as much to be admired. H js decided. You me to go to the party and play a part. Let me arrange the programme." "Hut, Mabel, I haven't a dre6s piepared or anything. I aavo up going a week ago, you see, when baby, was threatened llh the cioup." "Pshaw! You shall wear one. of mine oneDf tho most hew Itching, bewildering of' ircss'cs bought from my last allowance from Uncle Curtis. Only to see It will throw you into ecstasies, ll'ortli never composed anything more lovely. I want to see It on jou. Come, come, call your maid; lam all impatience, ll'o'lj s'liaipe our bad husband lnto.gooil behavior, soe If wc don't. No irresolution. I will stay at home and fancy myself mistress hcie, and count your pictures, vases and pretty things ami catalogue thrill, so as to make mamma, happy w(tli a letter to-morrow Order John, or Jack, or Hill, or whoever our coachman js, to get the carriage If that is impossible, send for a cab." In less than an hour Mabel led her sister to llie great French mirror and laughingly introduced her to the. loveliest and best- drosscd woman she had ever seen. Alice trembled' a little when she found herself actually on the way to Mrs. Mountjoy's but her sUtcr's urgent will had ppi)rju,ercd and her heart was hardened by IJorbcrt's 1 1 1 1 1 1 a 1 1 c expression concerning the baby, She was reassured, however, by Mrs. Mountjoy's hearty welcome. "I'm so glad voil'vo come, my dear," he said. "Your husband said lie feared baby' would keep jou at liuille'. hut I told him that was all nonsense. You did right to consider tho matter." Ilerbeit, like many handsome society men was a littlo spoiled and selfish, with out knowing it, lo loved Alice devotedly; but ho was not unwilling to receive the sweet smiles ami honeyed words of others, while with a man's Inconsistency, lie was nut desirous that his wife should play the part of a married belle. It was while he was dancing with one of the most noted ami beautiful women of the metropolis. who was willing to listen to Ids nonsense; that Herbert, looking up from tho face leaning against his shoulder, while the dreamy waltz music "llullleil the hcait scnsatlvotp sadness as to joy," encounter ed the sparkling face, of his wife arrayed In lh freshest and moat graceful costume in' the room, she was moving ipiiutly along with an escort In unlfoim. "Pray, don't stumble," said his wife petulantly, for at that moment the grand repose of her maimer was gone, and the lady on his arm might have been mads of wax of wax or any o'ller ductile materjal for all he earetl now. "How lliu dicklus rame she here?" lie muttered to himself us hu led his partner absently to a scat, deaf to all her pretty words, blinded to her fascinations. It cer tainly Is Alice but thai dress, tho pet tiest thing here. And I left hcrriuitu de termined not to come. I don't understand it. Dancing with that pilppy, Uutnett, too. She knows I hate him.'' With these aimabte thoughts he laid laid himself out to gain tho attention of his wife and make her explain. It was some time before be had ft chance, so tie was ob liged to content himself w ith following her graceful motions, angry with himself and with her, "Allccl Can I believe njjr eyes!" he said at laitj In tho pause of the dance. "I should think you might," was tho nonchalant reply, "Pray how did you come?" "Pray, how did you come? I rode. Did you walk?" "Well, but---" "Kxcuse me; t aid eifgilged four' deep,- already," and Herbert was forced to move one side as a pompous acquaintance claimed her band "I'd llko to knock that fellow down," ho muttered, angry in earnest, iVnother pause, nud another tcto-a-totc. No satisfaction given, Herbert had hardly the craco to redeem nil of hU'dtvucing en gagements. ... "IIqw about the uahy, Alice?" ho aslod anxiously. She put her rosy lips, tn ills car, and In a subdued voice exclaimed; "Hang the babyl" .Herbert started and changed color. To bo,surc, he. had used the- same expressible buLfrqin her It was too exasperating. How he could get through tho evening he could hardly tell. When at last they wero tp gether In the carriage, driving home, there might have been an open rupture but fur the determined calmness of Alice, who took everything !s.a, matter of course. Ono glance In the, beautiful nursery unsealed ills eyes,,, There, by the lire sat Mablo In all'tliR.ahandon of negllgoo. toilet, hor lux uriant trasses f.illUig (n jjlossy.frecdomovcr her shoulders, while lhclitllo follow on her lap clutched at one long, shining curl, crowed amMivushedm-wcll as he could for wc.u aiuuauejt.Trj.T Hits BiUicriiigr'l'ls' srWn Mfeellng- ca'ni .iMLixisi'Sa . i , aunt sscsrsi Lsiaiimicii it:-. vulsron Of 'feeling- cam to tno father s IienrKat'the sight of tho .sweet home pic ture, ' i - fi lia I know who contrived the plot!" tictsald. "Hut I am glad lo sec you, nev ertheless." . ' 1 "Wasn't sho tho belleof the hall?" asked Mabel, saucily. " ' .1 "There's no doubt of that. At any rato I didn't get a chance to dance with her." Of course. Who .oyer heard in society of dancing witli one's, wife" she said, sar castleallyi "I see that Sho.followcd my di rections implicitly. You must !carn.that a house divided against itself can not stand that,! J.- If one half is flirting nt a; party and tlie other half nt ljorruj cryh'S her eyes out.'' ; . ' "0, Ailcc-rrW'cro jau'rcally?" "I should think sho was, I can assure you'lliat I inysclf " saw half the hbdsc dls solfe'd In-lean, and so wrelclicd that " ",0 MaheljYdo hushl" said Alice, im ploringly. '"htihor, do yod tdrh'dn me?"' oxplaiined Mabel, with mock displeasure. ''My child," she -went on, tossing the crowing cherub, "tell jour sel jlsh papa that hcalso has some obligations, -and that, if you had known that you wero to be the bone of contention In this family, you'd havo staid in the garden of angels, where you .were wanted." - . . And that night she tapped on the door of Alice's room and looked gaily in, "Wasn't I right?" she asked. And she was right, for Herbert vviis strongly affected by this audacious out burst; but It had the effect of leading him to sco his duty in a new light. )t taught hln. to reflect; it opened his eyes to his selfishness and made him, from that even ing, a bctterand more considerate husband. Six months after that tine Alice wes dressed for a party. Hut this llmo the party was ti, lift oli'nn In lipr ,,vvn linlifi. Anil 111 ltnnnr of Mabel's marriage. Even the bride dill! noi fooU lovelfcr; for iiothtng'now ever be curred to mar Alice's happiness; and hapJ plncss, after all, -is the best preservative of beauty. NEEDED MORE THAN ONE. John, do you remember when we used to swing on my father's front gate?' 'Yes,-Maria, 1 do." . ; '"Anil the moon used to IqqIc 'so'beautlful John:' Jt did, ,Vara,' 'And tho stars wpro so bright ' 'They were,' 'I wonder if tie moon is so beautiful nipl the stars just as bright now as they were then. John?' 'I Presume they arc, .Ifaria,' 'Then why can't we ssvlng on tho front gate now and look at the moon and tho stars and the blue night skies, with their fleecy clouds, as we. used to do tlcn?' 'W'c can, Jarta, If we want to.' 'Then, John, let us. go out tq the front gale, for awhile and see if it will seem any thing like It used to.' 'All right, Maria. ' You go out and try it awhile, and if you llko it maybe I'll tako a turn at t,' Hut Maria thought liini too much of a brute to do anything of the kind, BIRHOP BOWMAN AND PARSON HE1LL. From the Hitrrlsburg Telegraph. Grand and good Ulshop Uowman, may his days Ini long In the laud. His bein hero on Wednesday eveiling reminds me of an incident I have heard tho Itcv. James Ncill. for years a Representative in the Legislature from Philadelphia, tell with great gusto. Mr; Noill himself, In his youuger, years, was a preacher of remark able power and brilliancy, but long contin ued 111 health compelled hint to relinquish the active duties (if the ministry. On one occasion he was selected to and did preach ttie annual conference sermon. Anion the yUung preachers In attendance was TUoiuw Jlnwman, who was greatly Intcr- cl.l ll.' ri 1VnlflV,llo.,,ln S.VI10I, iln to.;i ,1, t.t sM .vyH'p. - ,,.. Nelll finished Mr, Dowinan' rushed up; threw his. anus over Mr. Nelll's shoulders :unl said: 'Oj 'Jimmy, if I could only be n preacher llUe you.' Their pijtlis wid-dy dl verged and for many years they had not met. HTicn they did Dr. llowuian h.ul be come a lllsliop 'and Mr. 'eill was a wrapt listener to one of his i)lagiiiflcniit discourses. When the opportunity Occurred Mr. Nelll went up, threw )s anils over the Hlshop's shoulders ami remarked: 'Oh, Tommy, If I could only be a Ulshop like you." BRE MEANT WELL. Young Jfoyne avenito wife, to Husband Oil, Charley, 1 made a lovely purchase fur you to-day. i oimg husband eel:tlc? Young wife And I got them sd cheap, tno-such a lovely bargain. Youg husbaud-rSuspendcrs? YoUng wife And ll Is such a saving, too so much cheaper than you are in the hab it of getting them for. Young husband (reading answer in the stars Onions. Young wife (contulsed with laughter) What a ioor gdosscr Joti are, Cliarly. Just thluk of It; I bought a whole' box of cigars for $1 and they're such lovely ones, too. Young husband (returning to his raper) I thought so, Subscribe for tho Cauuon AdyCATb, oloy $1-yeritTl rlvai, "-Diagonal camels' hair robes rivo cnt broldcrod In Maurcsque designs with fine wiry worsted. Itcd has putty-colored om broidery, ecru has blue, rind wltltc, Is em broidered wlih white. Dr. Trailer's Boot Bitters. TYiizler's Hoot Hitters aro not n, dram shop hevoragc, Hut are. strictly medicinal In every sense, Thoy act strongly upon tho Jlvcr and Sidneys, keep the bowels open and regular, clpansc the blood and system of every Impurity. Sold by druggists, il. At Thomas' drug store. Velveteens and Invlfilile plaid serges arc made, up into hunting suits fur ladles. Dr.I razer's Magic Ointment. A sure euro for nil boils, burns.sores.cuts, flesh wounds, sore nipple, hard ami soft corns, chapped lips ami Hands., nice u cents. Sold by druggists. Williams M'f'gj co l'rop s., Cleveland, u. Sold by T, in:-....3, the tirtiggisi. An umbrella has a monkey deftly pojsod on a kitten's hack for a silver handle An End to Bone Scraping. Edward Shepherd, of Hiirilsburg, Hi., says! "Having .received so much beuelit from blectrn: Hitlers, I feel It tny duly !o lcl'sufferinl: humanity know It. Have had a iiiiinlni; s6r' on nty lejj' for eight years; my doctors told me I would have to have the bone scraped or leg ampul nted, I used. Instead, ttiree bottles of Electrlo Hitters and- seven boxes Hueklon s Arnica Salve, nnd my leg Is now sound and well." Electric Hitters aro sold at fifty cents a hot tie, and Kuekien's Arnica Salvo at 25c, per bps uy T, 1), 1 nomas.' iVery laigc fur buttons and hands of fur arc used 011 suits of pllm cloth, Sayed His Life. Mr. T). I. Wilcoxson. ofllorsc Pave. Kv.. says liu was, for many Veal's, badly altllelt'd Willi Phthisic, also Diabetes: the pains were almost unendurable am would sometimes almost throw him into convulsions. He tried Electric Hitters and got relief from first bottle nnd after taking six bottles, was entirely cured, nnd had gained in flesh eighteen pounds. Savs lie. positively believes ic would havo tiled, bad It not been for the relief afforded by Electric Hitters. Sold n,t llfty cents a bottle by T. I). Thomas'. Shaded feather bands trim both simple and dressy wraps and frocks. Hon Planter wo a Now- England produc tion from fresh lions. Unraundv' Pitch and Gums. -Manlles aro very short In the back, hut have long tnb-llko fronts. Itch, and Scralbhns of every kind cured In- 30 Minutes by .Woolford's Sanitary Lo tion. Use. no other. This pevcr falls. Sold by T. 11. Tlsonias, Druggist. Lohlghton, I'a, Oct. a-ly Hats of soft beaver have brim and crown of different colors. The world moves Our gramlmotheriiscd brown sugar, wo use white: I hey used com mon hrown soap, we use white soap. The best white soap Is DiiKVDori'Kt.'s Houax Soap, which can be used forall purposes to which soap Is applied. Initials In tho lower left-hand comer of note paper Is the latest. For lame back, side or chest, useShlloh's Porous Plaster. Price 25 cts, pld by C. T. Horn and Jr. crv, Helloti Qpo find Suodo is a much admir ed color combination.. Whon Baby was ilcV, wo gavs h6r Castorla, When she was a Child, she crlod for Cattoria(, When she became Minn, she clung to Caatoria, When she had CUUdrqn, U gat-o tbom Castor Turbans of all kinds ftio restbf'cii to fashionable favor. ll'hy will von cough when Shiloh's Cure will give Imiuodiatc relief? Price 10c. COc $1. Soltl by Dr. Horn, I.cbl- ghton. Hlcry, Welsspmt. All shades of bidvVii from Suede to seal are fashionable. For dyspepsia and liver complaint, you have a printed guarantee on every bottle of Shiloh's Vitallzer. It neyer falls to euro. Mold iy nil druggists. New polonaises are very iong and are not looped. Shiloh's Catarrh Remedy a pos tivo cure for catarrh, diphtheria and canker mouth. Sold byltlury, Wol'Spdrt; arid Dr. Horn, Lohlghton Pompons of cut featliors are a favorite trimming, ' HacUmctack," a lasting, a fragrant lerfumo, Price. 25 jUid ftO cents, Hlcry, iVelssport; Dr. Horn, l.clilslitun; Verdi will celebrate next year tho fif tieth anniversary of his debut as a com? posep. Head what Samuel O, Stlness, Supt of Pawtuekel uas Co.. 1'awtucKct, It. I.,, under date of Dec. IS. 1SSI. says: "I have used Dr. Seth Arnold's Cough Killer for several years and consider it tho best as a positive cure lor a cold anil possessing an the merits claimed for it." For sale-it all driis-'lsts. Price. 23o. CO. and $1.00. Mothors. alwnvs use Dr. Seth Arnold's Soothing and Quieting Cordial for Chil dren. A mild safe Ionic, 2"ic. Christine Nllsson is going to Madrid to live permanently. Aynr's I'llls nre always ready for use. TliC-y -rtio sugar-coated, easy to take, and sure to hrlitg ieSie,f and cure. They nre effectusl In all diseases caused hy disorders of the stomach aipl digestive organs, A hat of navy blue beaver lias thq brim of dark brown beaver. A cluster of blue and brown ostrich feathers U placed a Utile to tho left of the front. Ono of every flvu wc meet has some form of Heart Disease and Is In ctmsl.-tilt danger of sudden death. Dr. Kilmer's Ocean Weed Heart Remedy regulates, corrects and cures. Price 1.00.-0 bottles $.'):00; Do you suffer from indigestion, or loss of appetite? Ate you troubled with liver, or kidney complaint? Takn Ayer's Sartapa rllla. This preparation purilles nnd vita lizes tho bloodj thus restoring health and strength to tho illjpatlvo nnd assimilative organs. Try it. Purses for lallos are made of soft clumols-s'.'.in, studded with guv Indian featheis and peacock plumes, and hangs trom the bolt witli silver chains. No doubtful InsredleiRs to do liariin Fresli Hops, Burgundy I'ltch and Uuius In Pop PlaMn C'apes with sling sleeves complete many walking suits of cheviot dud othct- wool stull s. Itciilf mber that a neglected cough may lead to consumption'; and for that reason 11.se Dr. Solll Arnold's Cough Killer, the. L'le.U notoiit remedy fur all lung diseases. and vou will at oncepblaln relief. Porsalo by all druggists. Price 26c. SOc. and $1.00 per bottle, Largttr bottles are the cheapest. I'hyslc Is necessary al times for Ililhous nes, Costlvenes, Ac. Use Dr. Setli Aril old's HUlIous Pills. 22c. Uounets made of strips of felt In two ui,cs. p.w.iiG ,,vuuu.t,igituAUIC colors plaited like straw are among fall Toothache, Sprains. &c Sold by nil uoYt'UI'eV" "' "' "I'Orupislats, Pnce 25 Cents a Bortle. BOB BURDETT'S LATEST. TIIK Ut.Ml OF A MAX HU t. A Chicago anarchist, naiiied Ditcey, tto- clates that ho will tell llie truth If he vias to do so In front of a Oatllng gun a.ttd with a rope around his neck." Well, It wjulres just about those very Inducements to make some men tell the truth. tiii: iiuavlst aim: tub tk.vdkukst. Mr. Pnrton says "If Andrew Jackson heard n lamb bleat in, the night he would get up nnd seo to. It," Oh. well, wo know a man, light hdio hi Hrooklvn. who is so tender hearted tlt If ho hears a kitten, even an lulhm old klllnt, mew in the night, lie will yet up nnd look lifter It w llh a gun. A m'X.MNO COJIMn.VTAUY. 'sDpctor, I am going 10 organize a course 0? athletic training In connection witli the theological department." "Right, profes sor, quite right; lay out a good quarter tnllu course, so that lie who reads may run." The only trouble Is, that so many ixt the fellows run "a lieapslglit" faster than they read, That is because flier rt;n. by sight and read by ear. tub i'la;e 'or tub vaoitm, "I must havo rest nnd nnlct for thu next six or eight mouths," said Sci lte, '"or I will go Uitid, My UraJu Is giving way, nnd 1 must go, wllere 1 can hear nothing, do loss and think less." "Just the tiling," said the doctor, "I've got the vei y place for you. Get a clerkship on the Kceley motor. You'll novor he heard of till the resurrec tion." KOTIIIXA HUT AIV,YXTACII:S. "The-ceillng is Very low," said thestran- gev who was looking at lliolodglng. "Yes," said tiie landlady, "but it will cos,t you so much less to heat the loolii." t'Hut there is 110 register, and no plauo for n. stove." "Of courso not"; j-tm. couldn't "stand it in sitcTi -a low win,." 'Hut It will be cold ns Greenland," '-'Nonsense; you couldn't crowd encuigh cold Into such a small room to, feel U If It vcre a large room, now, 1'pii might talk." "Hut tiro rent Is very high." "That makes up for the low cell ing." Ho yields to tho inevitab.Ic, nnd takes It. A hull's i:vrj. "Terrible thunderstorm last night," said Crossarm; "Ulatter, tlm superintendent's clerk, was struck in, the hvAd hy lightning and killed. Singular, wasn't It?" "Not at all," replied Insulator, "nature abhors a Vacuum, you know! ' COJJYPllSATIOJfAI. TOXIC'S. ''WliV," asked young Chestntitte, "Why in the name, of common sense, do men wear those two buttons on the back of the coat?" "Hecause," said the parson, grimly, looking over tho top of his Examiner, "tjiere are some people, hi the world who would never have ant thing to say If those buttons weren't there." And straightway there ensued a silence that could be heard clear nround the block. siiAMurur. vcfii.KCT. "I did not see you at church last Sunday morning," said Parson Sayitldud. "No," said (r, Jfcvcrgo, "I got ready, when it occurred to me that like as not the sexton hadn't got the furnace In order, nnd I al ways catch my death of told in a chilly room." Ten minutes later Mr. Nevergo meet Coiner, treasurer of Ids club. "Look here ColnCr, somebody Is responsible for the beastly neglect of that clubroom Sun days-, I wnj down there four hours yester day and such another barn I never vVas in. Colder than Iceland. We had to sit with our ovei coats and arctics on to keep from freezing to death. There's got to be a ciian igeor I'll stay lQie Sundays, after this. ;o to church," Or Backlcn's Arnica salve Tho best salvo In tho world for cuts, bruises, sorcs,uleers,salt lhucm, fever sores, tetter, chapped hands, cliiliilands, corns, and ail skin eruptions, and positively cures piles, or no pay required. It Is guaranteed to glvo perfect satisfaction, or money re funded. Price) 25c. per bqx, at Thomas'. HE HAD ioTlETRlTTo. Jones So you say your daughter is going to he man led? Smith-j-Ycs, tho vYcdiilng takes place next week, Jones-rllftS the young man any money? Smith Not a cent. Jones I am surprised at your permitting her to accept l)li, If )u hasn't got anything. Bihith llo lias gbt something. He has a clean character, a good education, a clear head, a willing pair nf bands, ami, up to her death, was a devoted son to his widowed mother. Alnt that something. Jones You are right; your daughter is to bo congratulated. Some Fcollth People Allow n coiigh In run until It gets beyond the reach of nicdlLine. They often say. Oh.it will wpar away, but In mo3t cases it wears them awriy. Could they be in duced to try the successful nic-dlcl.ie called Kemp s lialsam, which we sell on a posi tive guarantee to cure, tliev would Immedi ately see tie excellent effect after taking the first tldsc. Price COc aipi $1.00. Trial slue free. Sold by T. I). Thomas, Leliigli- lon and W.F, Hlcry; Weissport, AN UNWELCOME ARRIVAL. Young Husband (to wife) Didn't I tele graph you not tg bring ydur mother witli yon? Young Wife I knosv. That 13 what she wants to see you about. Sho read the telegram. Cures CocctisCoMs, rTnane ne. Croop Atuuna. TO, , vu p. .u uu u. nrlr,uu.t Cuiisumn- iiesce coufinmaiTe ha dis'Ma, lTk-e SSrta, Cns- nmceil flavin ox 1:1a. 319 Oeuuoo Dr. ifeU'j t'V7 irrvp la lcU onlf tn uU:$ sfT0.-3.Jcr. an4 tear our rtirJ?Yrv4 m 'o-t-ai-b to will A urnu t Hnt 1.1 a s. irce,m irfrv kirln f,nu,io-.u.'xL ai d 110 SrrulmHori!AttiroofAA'i lr. ffull A. V.NXKr fvi.. Sola Trp Lalltaci-O, U&, U. B. A. "Th QrcatottCure on Earth far Pala." Will rcllere more qnichly than nny other known remedy. Rheumatism, Neuralgia, Swellings, Bruises, Burns, Scalds, Cuts, Lumbago, Sores, Frost- u : . . - T, V, s t r n I 17 u r-Hw i 1 Advertising Rales For Legal Notice"!. Tile follow 1113 pliers for legal advi.ls lug lids hern mluplesl by the CAitBOh AtlVOOATU. Olurici' Nottces - - f -I 00 Auditor's Notli'M - - - i 00 Commlsslomn-'s Notices - . i tt Divoiro NotlM - - . . - -4 00 Administrator's Notices - ii-00 Jxpcutiir's N'ldii'o - - - -' 8 00 OlherleKalhdtfertiilugv.Ul twehurxed ror by thnsiruarc. 31. V. jstortjiiaT, 3r., Ettbliritw. And ('arbuni leii result from A'lcbHIlnf ed, Hiipoviuishei!, or Iiupnro condition oX tbo Wood, Ayer'a flnrfcifmrilln-proventsaiHl 'euros theso eruptions nnd painful timim-i, by 1 emoting their cmisu: tho onlyelTcet tint way of treating them. A.ver'ti ir'nrsnp.trllla 1ms provnntid tbo Usual t'tiiirso of Hoi Is, which have pained nnd tlistressed mo every riMwon fm sev eral years. G. Scales, I'lainvllle, Mich I was badly troubled with riniples ou tho fare: also with a dfcjcolomtK'ii of tbn skin, which Bliowed itself In ugh- da'K liatches. No external treatment did more than tomporarygood. Ayor's J-'.ir Dapaillla effected A Porfoct Cure, nud I havo not been 'troubled since. -T. W. Hoddy, Hirer St., Lowell, -Mass I was troubled with Iloils, and mj lienlth wns. much impaired. 1 begun jislng Aycr'B Sarsaparlllu, ami, In tluo Jltne, tbo eruptions nil disappeared, and tny health was completely restored. John H. Elklns, Editor titanlcy Vbaencr, .lbcmarlo, N. C. I was troubled, for a long Inie, willi n liumnr which appeared ou tny face In ugly Pimples and Rlutchcs Ayor's .Sir snparilla cured me. I consider It the L, -t blond purifier In tbo world.- Chailej II Smith, IsTorth Crattsbury, Vt. Ayer's Sarsaparilla Is sold by all druggists. Ask for Ayer's, Sarsaparilla, and do. not he persuaded to tako nny other, Prepared by Dr. .1. C. Ayer & Co.,.oss-ol), Musi 1'rlra 01 i six LoIUpb, SJ3. E, F. Ltjckenbach. I) IV ALE It IN WALL PAPERS, Bordeis & Decorations, Mil Stationery, Fancy Goods. Window Shades & Fixtures, Litctt Stylos, made atii pst up, If deslroa. Paints, Oil, Varnish, Fatfcy 13 rushes & general Paint era' Supplies. No. 61 Broadway Manet ChM. Pa. Pclow thb Broadway IIousp, Si:in, c. scrtlisge's awdzm? For Ycunrj llsn and Boys, Media, Pa. 12 miles from Philadelphia. I'lxett price coycrs every expense, even books, Ac. No extra cbnig es. Xo inclilental expenses. No exr.inlnuli n for lulinlsslon. Twelve experienced le.n hers, nil men, unit all graduates. Special opportunities for apt students to advance rapluiv. (special drill for tliill mid backward boys. Patrons or students limy select any studies or choose the le giilar Knallsli, Sclentllle, liusnies-i, CLissleM or i.'ivll RniiineerhiK course. Htmlents tilted at le ilia Academy are now In llavaid, Vale, l'rlnee lon nnd ten oilier Colleges and Polytechnic Schools, in students sent tu college In P-W, 15 In lssi, lo In if,, ll) In issc. A Rraduatlnu class every year In the commercial department. A I'hvslcal and Chemical Labor.iCoiv, Cyninashun nud Hall Uruiiud. 1jo vols, uddeil to l.lii-.,v In 1883. l'hjslcal appanitus tloiihled In Media has seven churches and a temperance rl.n ter which prohibits the sale tf till jntnx.iu'ntr li'inks, rornowlilhistrated clr'-ulartntilre , lv, I'nneliial mid 1'ioinictor, SWITIUN 0. HHul.'T LIDllK, A.JM (Harvard (Irnd.'atcKMcdi.,. I'a. Atij. 7, M-ly. BUY AN ENGINE Itntll you havo foen our circular an-l prices. :30.03 furlMiurso Power, toMto.eil furCO ilgrso Power. Limlni'S cnmplcto wtlb-Kovcrnor, Paiap, Heater, 'i'lirultle Valre nnd Slijlit I-'ctid-Cylla-der Lubricator, More than 1U00 in ueo. Scnil fur clrcuhir itlfinit testimonials from every Slato !c the UuKn. HnrfMl salltifnctloimuararitei'. MURHIS aiaciuml: WORKS, RaluwhmJIlo, N. Y. .Mention tlila PaporJ isa,rl3-Sj ANDREW BAYER, DRALElt IN Wall Paper and Docoratloii3, Window Shades & Painteri Supplies, Paper Hanging, Houee and Sign Painting, CalsomlEg and Gramir.?;. Rank Street, LehlghtQii, Penn'a. Oct. 30-Cill WASTED to sell Nurseiy Stock. All KOods v.. nr. mt cd I'llst-Clavs l'i nn-ini .'t ple.isant, piolltable positions toi the i ipln r.u u Hood S.'.l.uli-s nudeMienses pHhl. I.u.ki! in diieenicnts to new men. Jfupn ';his. p, m-nce necesKiiy, tiuiut irou. ivrut REQUIRE? or terms, kh lug age. ti-.ueiosc shimo.l ltcfcrellt-e CHARLES 11. CHASK, Nurseryman. I!i im ter, M. V. Mention this paper. oii.'w MANUFACTURERS, who havo tailed and tlesbo bi (atiiWi-h t'. in selves itttalii In a small way, m- prnnt'.eal m-n comment hi", business can learn of it pho-i - liei it tliey ciiuuet a location, free luiu li'iuis t i.m t ed fmni eilher New York or iliUtliiiuio iree nf cost nnd tlmfull t-o-iipeintlon of itsitnn ruli.-ad compaii)'. Atluroxs CoiMissioiiiir onmi2raioi!. July 17, isfc-if. P.ALr.i.u, N. 0 $100 A WEEK. Ladles or jfcnllemen desiring pic u-anl profit able employment ivrlto at out e. We v.-m you lohaiiilli'iiniirlltielit domestic u--e lh.it te .,m nieiitls Itself to every ono nt slulil. KT.Wl.li AS FLOUR' Molls like hot takes. Pioliis .i') per cent. 1'aiiilllcs wishing to practleu t.nnoiuy should for their own benefit will. forp,-n'i nlnis Used every day the year rtnnnl in win Ihium hold, l'llce within the reach of all. lucnt.n" free! .Audit? H'Celstt Miinplu fioe, Addis ss D0.MKHT1C J1'1"U CO; Marion, O. otia-v ni AKKMc-rnu anu U-foi:ti natb t'ossnr DR. LOTi B, 329 N. l.llh St..belowC.illonbill.l'hlladelr'ila. Er- roi-sof south H specialty, l vears Apvnei.. r Advice free mill slilctly t-oufldontlal. Treatui, nt i 111 mall. IIuuisi II A: M. till 21'. M,uud7k lueveiiiuKs. Litu or vs rue, Oi tuber JO, l8toiy iG OOD SALAR1E or coinnilsslon to Mtn and Women t , IMJ net s local or traveling nsenin. u ' expt'ilemo needed. t$teudv il .ivstr.s li. wiiitnrv. Mirservnuiii, Hi N. V. (Meiitloi)tlilspaper.) 1.1 or int. ven r s leaiitlful I i Fi i j-j. Sin mtO t m. I . . t t i. i bettiniini; .igcnls. No rlalc, inilck sles. leil. i lory given. Lj?-iiatbijaellun guuiuiuee 1 ! dress UK. SCO IT, Uift UrosdtkBy, Tn. nt.. 'I'lIH PINi: KNOT will tell ton ah ithnuti Sooth, aiitt lUe ndvautiitfi- li hu, .) . .f ji n I i tiers. Keud 3 ccuU for couy . . Jin: ri mm, Octaotf Soiittit in l'h.,4, 1' lirinn.pn I mV Atilit' and iiuel, II ll li 1 IjU JjJlUI renres. i.t in I . UilLII 1 entity an old firm. Infertile r.nih. d I' , out nMltlon and guod salan. tiAW I I I tn It lay St., N. . JIIIfcT-- ..V, Ui-'U I Hoot- -and- niton !.' k iu' T.hlititea. Aliwuik wsrr'aut '
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