'"Ml i in .1 I IUI.JWJ" The Carbon Advocate An ItmxFKNOEMT Family NsrwarAMta Published every (Saturday In Leklgliton, Carbon County, Pennsylvania, by H. V.. Morthimer Jr. BANK 8TRKLT. $1 00 Per Year in Advance ! Boat advertising medium In the county. Every description ot Plalu and Fancy JOB PRINTING At very low prices. We do not heattotct say that wa arc beltercquppud then any other printing establishment In this section to do first-class Job-work, In all Its branches, at low prices. Advertising Rates For Iiotral Notices. Tho following prices for legal adver- Uslng.lus Dcen aaopteu uy mu ADVOCATE. Charter Notices - - - $4 00 Andllnr'frNotlceS - - 4 00 She Commissioner's Notices - 4 00 Divorce Notices -' 4 00 Administrator's Notices - - 3 00 Executor's Nollco - - - 3 00 Other legal advertising will be charged for by the square. H. V. Morthlmtr, Jr., rnbllther. ATTORNEYS AND COUNCEL LOK H. V. MoBTtiiMER, Jr Publisher. INDEPENDENT" Live and Let Live." $1.00 a Year if Paid in Advance. VOL. XIV;, No. 50. LEHIGHTON, CARBON COUNTY, PA., SATURDAY, OCTOBER 30, 188G. If not paid in advance, $1.25 -q-ORACE HETDT, ATTORNEY AT LAW, tirict The room recently ocoupled by W. M. Rapsher, ' BANK STREET, . LEIIIQHTON, PA. May bo consulted In Engllih and German. July, ms-iy M. KAP.H1IER, ATTORNKY U COIINULXLOR ATLAW. T1RST DOOR IlOT THE MANSION HOCBg, HAUl.ll CHUNK, PEN'tPA. Real Relate anil t'nlloctlnn Aiiency. Will lluy and Sell Real Kstnte. I'onvcynne rg neatly done. Uollectlnns promptly mode, iseltllna; mate or decedents a Specialty. May be conmlted 1c English and German. , November 22, IS' i. HJ. MORTHIKER Sr. oyjubliI) OFFlCR: ADVOOATK 1SUILWNG. Bank St., Lehighton, Penna All business pertaining to the office wil' receive prompt altention. 16- PHYSICIANS AND DENTISTS, -y 0. U. SKIPI.K, PHYSICIAN AND SURHEON, SOUTH STREET, LKIIIOIITON. I A.. May be consulted In F.nallsh or German. Special attention (:lvin lo (Iinmoiouv dermic Horns From 12 M. ton r. M and from t to V I'. M. March 31. 83 P. A. Rabenold, D.D.S., BRANCH OFFIUK-wpposileOlausssi. Pro's Bank St., Lehighton, Fa Dentistry In all Its branches. Teeth ex tracted without pain. Una administered hen requested. I trace Hays W ISDN tiS IIAYure.eh week I. I. Address, L.1TZENHERO, LchlKb county, t'a. Jan. 3, UiS-ly W. A. Cortright, D.D.S., OFFICE I Opposite the "Broadway House,'' Mauch Chunk, Pa. Patients have the benefit of he Intestlm- frovements In rae-hanlTal appliances and tie beat nietho Is ortreatmcnl In all suriclc.il saji.i. ANESTIIETIO administered If desired. If possible, persons residing outside of Mauch Chunk, should make engagements br mall. h8-yl EYE AND EAR, DR. G. T. POX Visits Allentnwn renularly on THURSDAY of each week. Practice limited to Diseases of the Eye & Ear. OfTlceat Uydn's American Hotel, ar.d nffic) hours fren. 9 in the forenoon unli 3:3(1 in the afternoon. Also attend to Re traction of the Eye for the proper adjust jneut of glasses, aud for the relief and cure of optical defects May alw Ire consulted at his office in BATH, Wednesday and Saturday of end. week, at BANGOR rn Monday, and l EASTON on Tuesday. jan 2 86 ly. HOTELS AND IlESTAUUANTS. QARBON HOUSE, JONATHAN KISTI.ER, PROPRIETOR Hank St., LmiioftTON, Pa. The Oa anoN Housk offers first-class accnm modallons to the Truvellnv nubile. Hoarding: by the t)iy or Week on Rejsouahle Terms, I unoico Ulnars, winea anu i.inuora aiway. on band. tJoed Sheds aud Siables. with atten tlro Hostlers, attacueJ. April 10-yl, jpA.CKF.RT0S HOTKI.. llwiy between Mauch Chunk & Lehlirhton LEOPOLD MEYER, PaorBtKTon, Packerton. Penn a This well known hotel Is admirably refitted, and h is the bcslaeeoininodatiuns lor uerman ent and transient boarders. Excellent table an4 the very beatllquurs. Also Una stables attached. Sept. 10-yl. ANSION HOUSE, Opposite U & S. I)eot, Hank Street, Lehighton, Pa., G. KC. HOXkE, PHOP'B. This house offers first-class accotnmoda (Ions (or transient and permanent boarders It has been newly refitted in all llsdepart nietlts. and Is located 111 one of the mott picturesque portions of the borough. Terms moderate. tair-Tho bar Is supplied with the choicest Wines, Liquors and Clg rs. Fresh s-azer uceron tap. aprii'SO'iy W, A. Peter Announces to his friends and the public gen crally, that he has now open for their accom modatlon his NEW RESTAURANT, next door to the tst National Rank, Rank Htukkt, Leiikiiiton, and that he Is now prepared to furnish First-Class Meals at Short Notice ! The Rar la supplied w ith the best w lues, fresh Lager lleer, and Choice Cigars. Yoit are u. Tiieuiocan. aprif.'4-BO-iy. c, T. KLEIJiTOT INSTRUCTOR IN MUSIC, Zoubins' American Classical Methods r Specialty, HANKWAY, LBIHOHTON, PA, utMt MemenATav With Medicine Quality not Quantity is the greatest im portance ; next is the knowledge and experience to Correctly Prepare and Dispense the 6ame. At T. D. THOMAS' POPULAR Drag & Family Medicine Store, Bank Street, Lehighton, Yon can alnajs rely iikmi getting STRICTLY Puic and Unadulterated Drugs and Medicines. THOMAS carries the largest stock ot Pat cut Medicines in the county. THOMAS has an elegant stock ntUrnsitlsts Sundiles, Fancy and 'lollct Articles for the ladles as.ucll as the scuts. THOMAS make:) Horse and Cattle Powders n specialty. His 11 years expcncncc In the drui: business gives him a great adtanluge In that line. TRUSSES, RUrrORTERS and BRACES always a large stock on hand. WINKS and I.KJUORS, both foreign and domestic-, lie has a Clinton (Snipe Wine and a Dry Catawba Wine. Just splendid and chtap. WALL PAPERS and DORpERS the largest assortment in town. m ii to Tlin.M YS' with your prescriptions, (lo to THOMAS' for jour Patent Medicines. (loloTIIOMAH' for your Fancy Aillcles. Fanners and Horsemen go to THOMAS' for your Horse and Cattle Powders. jau 17 Real Estate Agency. The undersigned respectfully Inform the pub lic that they lm e quite a arlcty ot DESIRABLE PROPERTIES ANI ABOUT Thirty Building Lots, for sale, Indifferent pints of town, at prices to suit. Parlies interested in Real Estate will do well to clc lis a call, as no buy and sell nnd lirilte all Intending pun-haters to look over onr list which will bo cliceifiilly given and property shown. Respectfully, Aug; 14-tf. Hank Street, Lehighton, Pa Subscribe for the Oaiibon Anvo CArc, only $1 per annum. rpirOIHAS IIRMKRKR, X CONVEYANUKK, AND GENERAL INSURANCE AGENT The f'jllowinit Companies are Represented' LEU AN )N MUTUAL FIRB READING MUTUAL FIHE WYOMING VlrtR. POTTSVILLE FIRE, LnillQIi FirtK. find the TRAVELERS AOOIUENT INfUR ANOE aiso Pennsylvania and -Uatual Horse fh etcctlve and Insurance LVninaiiy. MarcBJ3.1S7J t'UOS. KUMKItEIt CatarrH ELT8 CREAM BALM 1$ not a liquid, muff or pouder. Applied into nottriU U quickly absorbed. It Manut the Mao. Jiuayt xnjiammalion. Jieautne torts. Jlestoret the senses of taste and smelt. CO cents al lirugginsi oy man, regureat co cents. ELY BROTHERS, UrugnrJsts.OwcBo.KY, FOR PITCHER'S Caatoria piomotea Digestion, and overcomes Flatulency, Constipation, Bour Stomach, Diarrhoea, and Feverisliness. Thus tho child is rendered healthy and its sleep natural. Caatoria contains no Morphine or other na"-otio property. " Ostoria Is o well adapted to children that 1 recommend it as superior to any prescription known to me." 1L A. AncuiH, M. D., 83 Portland Ase., Brooklyn, N. V. "I use CattoHa la my practice, and And It specially adapted to affections of children." Aucx. ltnnrirreosT, M. I)., 1UR7 id Ave., New York. Tax Cejiiaus. Ca, 133 Fulton 6L, N. Y. MP?f FEVER fasfona Cures EicnUt. l!ectil. or Pin KM I tVasQI Alllrnstl.Lftn.llhMlftti' Tilt rn 4RIK1 . vnaniFB coH Hii.Tiamm. a VAbnoXutclu 'c J row opiates f JTmefir Xotni 'IE. -i JMPT.i AT DnCGOISTS ANO DHALERS. "IUKI.LS A. lObELER CO, BlLTIXunE. HP. A PLAIN TRUTH. One truth 'twere well that all should know In public places high aud low, A truth to which the bilghtest mlud May be occasionally blind; Above all theory and practice This solid and controlling fact Is Ifo man it bigger than hit parly. Vain praise may swell the stoutest head, The stubborn mule is often led; Our best Intentions go astray When fogs or mists obscure the way, And men who find themselves mistaken At last to this great truth awaken: Somen U bigger thau tin party. This fact Is sure when all Is done, Many are wiser far than one; Our friends, as everybody knows, Give safer counsel than our foes, And he who falls, his friends disdaining. Will find at last truth remaining: ho man Ublgger than hit party. No stream, honcter freely fed. Can rise above the fountain head, Nor will Its flow continue long Unless the sou ice is full and strong; And thuiefore every new November Should bid us all this truth remember: A'o man fi bigger than h'ii party. Tin man who reads, the man who votes. And was of men in office notes, Knows how and why his vole was cast, Holding ins own comlctlons fast, And home to him at each elation Is apt to come the cool reflection! A'ottianuojc9r than hit party .V. P. Sun. GOOD MANNERS. At home and In society We try to do our duty, Aud make our lives as maids and wives The better for their beauty. We study art with all our heart. We Haunt our silken banners; And yet, ot all the gr:u es small, There's nothing like good manners. The pleasant snirte, the gentle tone, The eyes that glow and gIMeti When others tell a story well, And we in deference listen; To giant each day the "right of way," that elders inaj precede us; Ulve soft replies, e'en sacrifice Our wills, should others need us. To spare the tender hearts at home; To make tnelr pathway brighter; To cheer aud bless In tenderness, That burdens may be lighter. Know this one thing: Good manners spilng Up from the licai t, my neighbor; They thrhe and blow, as lilies grow, Jly dint of lo lug labor. Oil, womankind, though jou may dress in Minis and in laces, Or only wear Iho garments fair mat would become the Graces; WhiMi you would shine, insciibo this lino Unon vour silken banners: For sweetheaitSjtoo, as well as you, There s no charm like good manners. A WOMAN'S JTOHEMEHT. iiy oui.vi;v;r.n. An catly Sejiteinber evening in tho Catskills. On the liigliest peak of tin1 mountains stood Gleucraj:, a verttble "house In the clouds," ami upon its rugged walls-the moouliglit fell witli a radiance that was not intercepted by toweling clilTs or crags, a radiance that never was slied upon tho lesser heights or shadowy glens beneath. Hoy Carlyon walked slowly the length of the veranda and back again, and as walked the sense of Iriitatlon and dls qultude that had urged liini to seek the outer oi Id vanished under the Influ ence of the mystic beauty, the aroma and calm of the summer night. He was the only person visible with out the walls of the Gleucrag. The spacious hotel parlors were illuminated, and an impromptu concert was in pro gress; the brilliant throng of gusts lis- scned and enjoyed, chatted during the intervals, and gave no thoughts to the moonlight till one sweet voice broke out into melodious entreaty: "Hand In hand let us wander together, Whllo the stars light our way from above, And alone, mid the moonlight and roses, We will learn the sweet lesson of love." The words were commonplace enough, the sentiment one that had been set to a hundred tunes or more, but there was something In the young voice that touched the heart and stlrried the ten der emotions. ltoy Catlyon started at the first sound, and drew close to one of the Ion-, lace Uung windows, the evening breeze had made a narrow parting In the light hangings, and through It he saw the face of the singer. It was just such a face as one would expect having heard the voice of Gertie Mayo, delicate aud soulful. The auburn hair was drawn back from the wide brow to a heavy coll low in the neck, aud adorned by a spray of white flowers. There were clusters of the bell-like blossoms unon" the maziriae draperies she were, and as tisj vatebed btt from liKiflfl una his post al the window, he compared her to a picture lie had once seen, in which a gifted Spanish artist had Ideal ized Spring us a maiden In floating azure robes, with disheveled hair entwined with blossoms and a myraldof birds en circling her bead. What a change came upon Hoy Carl- Ton's face as he watched and meditated. All the llstlessness and cynicism van ished; bis lips smiled, h(s eyes bright ened, bis gaze, riveted on that blue draped figure, grew soft and lender and earnest; he was absorbed lost. Thrice had a light footfall passed htm, and ho never heard; lie did not move when it ceased beside him, until the breeze flung a fold of snowy gossamer over his arm; then he started and real ized for the first time that be was not alone. At first he saw but the drift of white robes, the gleam of golden hair; then, as his eyes became accustomed to the liazYjlight, he shrank with a cry: "Agatha 1" Following the bewilderment and sur prise, came a look of horror and scorn. "Why are you here?" he demanded In low, Intense tones. "I thought we bad parted forever. Is it not enough that you robbed me of honor and hap piness? My God, woman, the sight of you drives mc nearly mad. Why could you not let the past be buried?" lie turned aside and covered hit face with bis bands. The voice of the singer bad ceased; but tho woman be side him spoke, am' there was nothing in her low, musical accents to warrant the shudder that thrilled his frame at the first word. "Oli, Roy, be merciful; you do not understand me. I have not come to mock you or make you miserable. I come to beg for pardon." "Pardon you? All ! you have heard of my prosperity, you wish to gain" "Stopl you misjudge inc. 1 tell you I ant repentant, I wisli lo make amends for the wrong I did you to live a better life. I was foolish, reckless. Oh I Hoy, my sufferings have surely wiped out my sin. If you knew how much I have endured. Look at me; am I not changed? Is there no impress of misery upon me?"' She raised her face in the moonlight and stood rigid and silent; but moon light Is deceptive, and does not reveal the shadows and lines on a human countenance. Hoy Carlyon saw only a brilliant little figure In white gauze and silver, a pret ty painted face with eyes that might be earnest, but lips that lie knew were false. "You don't believe'?'' cried the woman, clasping her hands, "Oh, how shall I convince you, how redeem the faith 1 lost?" "You can never hope for that," he answered sternly. "Hoy, you will send me from you? Oh, do noil do not! Try me; let me prove my sincerity. The worst crimln al, when he truly repents, should be given a chance of redemption. Must I be denied? Hoy, I love yoti " "How dare you? Lore! the word is a profanation from your Hps. Enough of this; let us part." She stood one moment in silence, then leaned forward and clutched the lace window draperies that fluttered in the breeze. "Look, you love her, the girl who was singing. I read It In your eyes. Tou would be kinder to me did no one stand between us. She Is my rival!"' Hoy crew white to the Hps and bis brow n eyes glittered. "Do not speak of hcrl" he said In tones of suppressed passion. "Hival! A woman who Is despised can have no rhal save hi one more unworthy than herself." "Hut you do not deny you love her?" "Whether 1 do or not, It can make no difference to you." He turned away, but the figure in gauze was kneeling at his feet, with her jeweled hands closed upon his arm "Hoy, Hoy, for Heaven's sake, be kind to mcl Hcraember what we were once to each other; think what I have gone through. You know I must have suffered, or I would never have crushed down my pride and come to you. Here on my knees I beg of you to try me, only try me. I will be true and faith ful." "Do not make a scene, Agatha," ha said, with a cold, incredulous smile; "you were always an adept at acting, but 1 am too keen a critic to accept as sumption for reality." "Hoy, do you know what your refusal means?" "Yes, I can guess," he answered wearily, "You will force me to recog nize you; bting upon me the scandal I had hoped to escape, drive me from this j place, and " "No, no. again I say you misjudge me, So I would have done a year ago, but now "Your nature is the same." She realized then that it was useless to plead with him, aud with a flush on her face she rose and stood erect. Her eyes, roving round, fell upon a figure that was approaching the low window where Hoy Carlyon had lately stood, aud as she saw the sheen of azure draperies, a sudden light fell upon her face. "Yes, you shall recognize me," she breathed, swiftly thinking. "She shall know who I ami" and then she glided i away and Hoy was alone once more; but where had the radlent beauty of the September night vanished? The moon was stllf shining, the air was scented with blossoms, the scene remained unchanged, and within his sight was the beautiful girl be loved; yet he turned away with, a groan, and groped his way lo the door as If envcl- oped In darkness. A moment later Gertie Mayo appeared on tbe veranda with a trio of friends. "Whit a grandly beautiful nlglit!" she exclaimed. "I am sorry I did not come out before." Then she sighed; perhaps she thought that It was not alone the beauty of tbe night she bad missed. Roy Carlyon bad been at Glencrag ten weeks long enough to meet Gertie Mayo and discover that in her he had tound the embodiment of bis Ideal, but not long enough for the gossips of the place to ferret out bis history. That he was a married man all knew, for be was too honorable to sail under false colors, but none knew why be was there alone; and for one who suspected, there were twenty who liked and trust ed him. He had never breathed a word of love to Gertie Mayo, never offered bet aught but friendly attention, and she in her innocence did not realize that the Inter est they had for each other was aught but mutual friendship. All new the truth, yet It came to them like a shock when, on the morrow, Rov Carlyon brought a dainty blonde haired woman Into their midst and In troduced her as his wife. She was smiling and brilliant, and lie tried to. appear natural. "I am going away to-day," be said. "Mrs. Carlyon desires to visit the sea shore ere the cold weather sets In." Only one pair of eyes saw tbe pallor on Gertie Mayo's face as she crept away stunned and startled. These belonged to Agatha Carlyon, and she looked back at her husband and smiled a faint, cold smile. They were not to depart till afternoon, and a sail on the lake had been planned for the morning. Hoy had joined the party previously, and lie did not draw back now, but ap peared on the little pier with his wife, who looked like a bewitching stage heroine in her bizarre dress of red and buff, with the rouge on her cheeks and an unusual brilliancy In her blue eyes. He could see in the daylight what tbe rays of the moon had concealed, the worn look and lines on tho face that had once been beautiful; in those times Agatha Carlyon did not need to resort to artifice for tint and radiance. He bad not spoken to her since they left the hotel, but now the woman turned and whispered In his ear. "She is not here. My coming has revealed to her the secret of her.beart, and sliu cannot trust herself. Bali, I was never so weak!" He made no answer, but held out bis hand to assist her into the boat that rocked at the moorings. An Instant later they were skimming over the waters. Agatha Carlyon was the life of the parly; she jested, she sang, she made them all smile and wonder only Roy was grave. Come back. Mrs. Carlyon," called one of the party, as she tripped gayly to the bow of the boat, and stood poised like a scarlet-winged bird upon the very edge, with one arm flung carelessly round the mast. She. answered with a peal of laughter, and looked back at her husband, who sat silent with that dark look am his features. The wind blew Iter yellow lialr about her face, her scarlet scarf fluttered be hind her like a pennon. She looked down and saw In the water a reflection of the yellow and scarlet, butthe ripples made the vision indistinct. Did she see more than this who can tell? Those In the boat only knew that Hoy started up with a loud cry, thai the figure before the mast was gone, and on the water's surface a red scarf was floating. When they found her and drew her Into the boat life had fled. There she lay with her cold, white face and drip- ping hair, and only ono among them knew her secret. Hoy had met that last strange glance of his wife's blue eyes, seen the smile that puzzled him, the half-exultant light on the pretty face, the step for ward he reached the spot too late to sayn her. All the harshness and bitterness he felt toward her for the wrong she had done, in tho past fled now, and only pity remained. After all, she bad made an Lawful atonement when she sacrificed herself for his sake. A year later he married Gertie Mayo, and then be told her the story of bis past life, softening the details of Agatha's wrong-doing, tlllsympathy for him extended to her who had once been his wife. One truth be reserved, Agatha's last act. She never knew the story save as guests at Glencrag told It, and it was better so. THE 8P0IL8 SYSTEM. Job Shuttle sal by the open grate fire upon which the first fell blaze was burn ing. He was In a pleasant mood as all men are when they are comfortable. "I suppose," said he to Mrs. Shuttle, "that tbe children were all at school to-day?" "You suppose so? Why, don't you know they were?" 'No, not exactly. ,1 met Charles down town about an bour after school began." "Oh, he was carrying a note from the teacher to her beat young man." "That's pretty business." "But she marks hirn ten In his stud ies for keeping mum about It." "Oh, that makes a difference." Ought to be Known by All! The wonderfully quick and certain relief afforded by Fontaine's Cure In cases of cold, cough, croup, bronchitis and asthma. It will cure a cold In 12 i minutes! The first dose will give relief. ' It will cure croup In as many minutes. A child's life may be saved by its timely use. It is a radical cure for Asthma. It should always be In the house, ready for an emergency.' Can you, or'any person afford to take a risk, when you can absolutely guanl against it? Whoon-lnz-cotish, consumption and bronchitis , will yield to this medicine when others have failed. Sold at Dr, C. T. Horn's I drug store. Assorted American Langhetts. A Little Nonsense New and Then la Relish' ed by the Best of Men. "Dick, did you ever see tho church bell that hangs In the tower?" "No, James, but I'ye often seen the church belle that sits In the right band front pew." An old maid's conundntm. To what was the wisdom of Solomon due? It was due to the fact that he had seven hundred wives, whom he consulted on all occasions. Keen penetration. "You don't love me I know you don't," said a young married lady to her husband. "I give you credit, my dear, for a keen pene tration," was bis consoling reply. No change. "Only twenty?" "Yes," she explained. "George made mc promise when we were married that I would never change. I was twenty then, and I mean to keep my promise." An Irishman on board a vessel, when she was on the point of foundering, be ing desired to come on deck as she was going down, replied that be bad no wish to go on deck to sec himself drowned. A woman applied to a magistrate for a summons against a neighbor. "She called me a thief, your honor. Can't I make her prove It?" "No doubt you could." said the magistrate; "but I think you had better not." In a small party, the subject turning to matrimony, a lady said to her sister: "I wonder, my dear, you have never made a match; I think you want the brimstone." She replied: "No, not the brimstone; only the spark." The man who met his fate on the gal lows took a drop too much. First love and a firat shave come but once In a man's lifetime. And neither usually amount to much. A man in town has got so deeply Into debt that not one of his creditors have been able to see. htm for months. Women are tho hardest conundrums ever given to man, and yet man never seems to be willing to give them up. Long, pointed nails are in fashion. This will enable hen-pecked husbands to come up to the scratch, as usual. It is hard to say which Is more crushed the young wife's new bonnet, or the miserable brute of a husband who un consciously sits down upon It. The Irish patriots should not be dis couraged. Married men have struggled for home rule for twenty centuries, and have not yet succeeded In getting it. If a Mr. Drown marries a Miss White and a son of this couple marries a Miss Grey, and a daughter of theirs again marries a Mr. Black, what color is their offspring? "!!rc won't Indulge In such horrid anticipations," as tho henpecked hus band said when the parson told bint he would be joined to his wife in another world, neyer to separate. Love Is said to be the motive power of the world, and yet fifty-six women out of every ninety-two will slick to It that a well seasoned broom handle is more reliable than moral suasion for immedl ate results. That was a ghastly joke that a sinful Southern chap played on a stranger whom he promised to introduce to a rich planter, and then took blm around and presented htm to tho leading under taker. A remarkable accident happened to a young man at H'eissport. He is court ing a very fat girl, and the other even ing she planked herself down in bis lap so suddenly that her weight drove his feet clear through his hoots. The following Is a copy of an adver tisement which appeared in a country paper: "Made their escape a husbaud's affections. They disappeared Immedl atcly on seeing his wife with her hands and face unwashed at breakfast." A lady remained too long on a train to kiss a friend, and trying to get off after It was started, was thrown yio lently on her face. "If eycr I kiss any body again," she said vengefully, as she arose: "any woman, at least." she thoughtfully added. "What is the origin or motion?" asked a celebrated preacher. Well, there are many origins. A call to din ner will bring men to their feet In a second, and a spider down a girl's neck Is the origin of some of the liveliest mo tions the world ever saw. A lover once wrote to a lady who bad rejected him, saying that he Intended 'to retire to some secluded spot and breathe away his life in sighs!" To which a lady replied by inquiring whether they were to be medium or large size. The man has not since been heard from. 'TIs the sweetest thing In life to ste the childlike simplicity and deference to maternal authority which a maiden of thirty-five or forty will exhibit before a roomful of people as she skips across the floor to ask dear mamma if she may walk up and down the piazza for a little while. Hay feycr is not an affirmative ail ment. It Is always found with the nose. Twenty Years Record. Itev. J. W. Macomber, Mahopac, Putman Co., N. Y. writes: "About twenty years ago I was laid aside for nearly eight weeks with a severe cold and congestion of the lungs and was nearly discouraged when I providentially came across Dr. oeth Arnold's Cough Killer. In a short time I found myself completely cured. Since that time 1 have used it with universal success In my family." Washington, when asked by a friend during what proved to 'be his last sick ness tu take some medicine for his cold, replied, "I never take medicine or a cold, let it go as It came." In a few days he was dead, Never neglect a cold but always have on hand Dr. Seth Ar nold's Cough Killer, the great remedy for coughs aud colds. Price 25c. COc. aud $1.1)0 per bottle. For sale at all druggists. Mothers, teething and fretful children need Dr. Arnold's Soothin: and Qoiet Inj Cordial, Drugjlsts 25c. When a man prays he should be In a free and knecsy posture. "They tell mn you" have bad some money left you," said Brown. "Yes," replied Fogg, sadly; "It left me long ago. ' Wonderful Caret. W. D. Hoyt Co., Wholesale and itciaii Druggists oi itomc, ua., says: We have been selling Dr. King's New Discovery. Electric Hitters and Buck- len's Arnica Salve for two years. Have never namiicu remedies that sell as well, or give such universal satisfaction. There have been some wondciful cures effected by these medicines In the c tv, Several cases of pronouueed Consump tion noye Deen entirely cured by use oi a lew bottles oi Ur. King's Hew Ois covcry, taken In connection with Elec tric Hitters. We guarantee them always. Sold by T. P. Thomas'. The Chlrlcahua Apaches have been lodged In Fost Marion, near St. August' Ine, Fla., and are held aj prisoners. Horse, Cattle and Chickens- For colic and grubs, for lung fever. cough or hide-bound I give Simmons Liver Regulator In a mash twice a day. You can recommend It to everv .one having stock as the best medicine known for the above complaints. In using it with my chickens,for cholera and grapes, I mix it with dough and feed It to them once a day By tills treatment 1 have lost none where the Regulator was given promptly and regularly. . T. Taylor, Agt., for Grangers of Ga, Two hundred sheep butchers of Chica go struck receutly for ten cents per head for killing. A ring round the moon Is said to be a sign of rain. And a ring rouud a girl'i finger is also said to be a sign of reign. A Sensible Man would use Kemp's Balsam for the throat and lungs. It is curing more cases of coughs, colds, asthma, bronchitis, croup and all throat and lung troubles, than any other medicine. Tbe proprietor has authorized Biery, of W'eissport, and Thomas, of this place, to refund your money if, after taking three-fourths of a bottle, relief Is not obtained. Price 50c. and $1. Trial size free. Tbe deficit in the French budget this year is expected to amount to 74,000,000 frances. Bncklen's Arnica Salve. The best salve In the world for cuts, bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rhuem, fever sores, tetter, chapped hands, chilblands, corns, and all skin eruptions, and posi tively cures piles, or no pay required. It is guaranteed to give perfect satisfac tion, or money refunded. Price 25 cents per box, at T. D. Thomas'. Small-cox has become epidemic in Pesth, Hungary, and numerous deaths are reported. Sr. Frazier's Boot Bitten- Frazler's Hoot Bitters are not a dram shop beverage. But are strictly medi cinal in every sense. They act strongly upon the liver and kidneys, keep the bowels open and regular, cleanse the blood and system or every impurity. Sold by druggists, $1.00. At Thomas' drug store. Since the creation of the world 111, 374,000 people have been killed by earthquakes. A good way to find a woman out call when she Isn't at home. Dr.I'rarer's Magic Ointment. A sure cure for all bolls, burns, sores, cuts, flesh wounds, sore nipple, hard and soft corns, chapped Hps and Hands, Price 50 cents. Sold by druggists. Wil liams arrg. uo., Prop's., Cleveland, U. sold by mamas, tne druggist. The iron works at Le Cruza, France, burned recently, causing a loss of $500, 000. The Rev. Geo. II. Thayer.of Bourbon Intl., says: "Both myself and wife owe our lives to Shilou's Consumption Curk. Blery, Weissport, and Dr. Horn, Lelilgnton. Country postmen In Francs are being supplied by the government with tri cycles. Shiloh's Cure will Immediately relieve croup, whooping cough and bronchitis, Sold by Dr. Horn, Lehighton and Blery, Weissport. Coal has been discovered on the Sab! nas river by the Southeru Pacific people, When Baby was sick we gave her Costorla, When she was a Child, she cried far Castona, When she became Mlss,shcclungtoCastorIa When she lutdcnlldren,sbegavethemCastorIa Succi, the Italian faster, completed his task ot living thirty days without food. No Cure No Pav. A new departure In medical science! Fontaine's cure for throat and lung diseases has cured after all other remedies failed, tor sale at Dr. C. T. Horn's drug store. Two of the thrones of the last Na poleon are lor sale In Franco at $100 each. The secret of successful advertising Is to tell the truth. When we say that Dreydoppkl's Borax Soap is the best and cheapest soap you can use for all purposes, it is a plain statement of fact, and the best way for you to satisfy yourself is to try a pound. During tbe year ending last June nine Oregonlaus died aged 100. Arc you made miserable by indiges tion, constipation, dizziness, loss of ap petite, yellow skin? Shiloh's Vitalizer is a positive cure. Sold al Dr Horns' and Biery's drug stores. California has earthquake Insurance companies. V3J Itch, and Scratches of every kind cured in 30 Minutes by Woolford's Sanitary Lotion. Use no other. This never falls. Sold by T. D. Thomas, Druggist, Lehighton, Pa. Oct. 2-ly It Is the privilege of the lover to be at one and the same time in two situa tions. When beside bis sweetheart, he Is also boslde hlmse.f A fine constitution may be ruined by simple neglect. Many bodily Ills result from habitual constipation. There Is no medicine equal to Ayer's Pills for restoriug the system to natural and healthy action.. The t-i of the seanut rcss ,hc.in! A tree that fives tfo shade axle-tree. A Creaking Hinge Isdrynnd turns Irani, until oil Is applied, after which it moves cosily. When thu joints, or hinges, of the body are stiffened and Inflamed by HIiKiiiuatinni, they can not be moved without causing the mewt cscriicialingiaiiis. Ayer's .Sursaparilla, by Its action on tho UihnI, relieves this condition, nud restores tlw joints to good working order. Ayer's Sarsaparllla lias effected, In our city, many tiMt remarkable cures, in cases which lutllrd the t-IIortn of thu most experienced physicians. Were It necessary, I could give the names oi many Individuals who hate been cured by taking t his medicine lu my cose it has worked wonders, rclieMug uie of Rheumatism, afler being troubled with it for years. In this, and nil other diseases arising from impure blood, there li no remedy with winch I am acquainted. that ullords aurli relief as Ayer's Sarsaparilla It. If. Lawrence, M. 11., Baltimore, ifd, Ayer's Sarsaparilla cured mo of Cout and Rheumatism, when nothing else would. It has ( indicated eyorv trace ol diseaso from my system. It H. Short. Manager Hotel Ilelmotit, Lowell, Mass. I was, during manv months, a sufferer from chronic ltlii-uniatism. The disease alllhied mo grievously. In spite of all tho remedies I could find, until I commented using Ayer's Snrsaparilla. I took nev crnl bottles of ibis preparation, and was speedily restored to health. J. Pre am. Independence, Va. Ayer's Sarsaparilla, Prepared by Dr.J. C.ArtrfcCnIncll,Masa. sold by all Druggists. Price I ; all bottles, St. No Patent No Pay. PATENTS obtained for Inventors In the United Statu: Canada and Europe, at reduced ratea. Witb our prlnclnal office located Id Washington; directly opposlta the United States patent Office, we are able to attend to all patent nusiness witn greater promptness and d itch and at less cost than other tiatentat toman who are at a distance from Wash ington, and who have, therefore, to employ associate attorners." We makenrellmlnarv. examinations and furnish opinions as to pa tentability, free or charge, and all who are Interested tn new Inventions and patents arc Invited to send (or a cop? of our "(lulde for obtaining Patents," which Is sent free to any anuress, anu contains comneie insirue tlons ho it to obtain patents and other valua ble matter. Wa refer to the Oerman-Amar-lean National Rank Washington, 1J. U.; tho Royal Swedish. Norwealan and Danish Lea tlons. at Washington : Hon. Jos. Casey, lata. (Jhlel Justice V. S. Court of Claims; to the Officials or the U. S Patent Offlae, and to Senators and Members or Congress rrom every State. Auuress: J.uma iMUdMik t'li., i,e lienors of Patents and AttorneysatLaw Le-, urou uuiiuina; n abbisutos, j. jt S WITHIN 0. SEOETLIDQE'S ACASXUT For Yetrog Men and Boys, iledia, Pa. 12 miles from Philadelphia. Fixed prica covers every expense, cveu books, &c. J'o extra charges. No Incidental expenses. pio examination tur aumission. iweive-ex-perlcnced teachers, nil men, and all gradu ates. Special opimrtunltles for apt students to advance rapidly. Special drill for dull and backward boys. Patrons or students may select any studies or choose the regular Kns lish, Scientific, Riislness, Classical or Civil Knidneerimr course. Students fitted at Media Academy are now In llavard, Yale, Prince ton and len other Colleges and Polytechnic Schools. 10 students sent tn college In I8&3.1S In 1884, 10 In 18S5, 10 In 18h0. A graduating class every year In the commercial depart ment. A Physical and Chemical laboratory, (Symnaslum and Hall Ground, isno vols, added to Library In 1R83. Physical apparatus doubled In 1P83. Media has seven churches and a temperance charter which prohibits the sale of all Intoxicating drinks. For new illustrated circular address the Irinclpal and Proprietor, BWITIIIN C. SIIORTL1DQK, A. M.l (Harvard Uraduatc) Media, Penii'a. Aug. I, eo-iy. GO TO The CORNER STORE FOR FRESH, NEW Bermuda Onions, B'ckwheat Flour, Apple Butter, Peanuts, Oranges, Cabbage, SweetPotatoes, Cranberries, Bananas, Lemons, Onions, Cocoanuts. C. M. Sweeny, & Son, The CORNER STORE. T. J. BRETNEY, Respectfully announces to the merchants of Lehlghtoo and others that ha Is prepared to do all kinds or Hauling of Freight, Express Mutter nnd Baggage at very reasonable prices. By prompt at tention to all orders he hopes to merit a share ol publio patronage. Residence, corner of Pine and Iron Street, Lehlghtun, fa. Orders lor hauling leR at O. M. bwasny Ron's Stora will reeclva prompt atttatlss. T. J. BRETNEY. Oet.ll.lMHm. E. F. 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