Advertising Rates For Legal Notioos. ; 'flio following rrlres for legal adver- I3IU una "L'-'i l'vAf- " J ' Charier Notices - - i $.() Auditor's Notices - - - 4 1X1 Commissioner's Notices - . - 4 00, Divorce Notices ... 4 00 Administrator's Notices - - 3 00 "Executor's Nolice - - - 3 00 Other legal tulvcrthlngw.il bochargud for by Ihe square. H. V; Morthfair, Jr., PntllshcT. f ATTORNEYS AND C0UNCF.I.L0RS. k sv Hf V t-p- -rTOUACE'lIK KTDT, ATTORNEY T KA.W, ; " 1 Clrriciet Th" room recently pecupled by W. M.'ltapshor, , ' BANKSTHEEr, . LEHIOIITONPA. Mayba consulted In English and German. Julyi,lM6-ly tATTORHKY kOOtlNOFXLOtt'ATnAW. vikst door, nor.K this mansion uotme,; ttAUCUCUUNK.rEltK'A. Feal Estate anil Collection AKency.j. Will tin ami sell Krai Estate. Convevano nir nestly done,;. Collodions., prpmptly jn,ado tettlfng-!i:tlci or.lhecedrnU ajSperlMty; Way iieaonsauen in cnxiisn anu uerinun November M, IS . T. A. SNYDER, ATTORNEY AT LAW. V tc-Corner bf Hank Strcat A Hankway 2nil bulldlnir anora the, Oarbon Advocate Printing Office. , Nay 1, lMS-tue kEIIIOHTON, PHY'SjfelANS a'np dKtIts. JQIt..I ALFRED ANDREWS, iiOMEorinjqfiirsictAfr&'syttaEa, Opposite Nathan Snyder a More, . EAST WEiSSPORr: Hwcl.il attention given' to chrome diseases and Diseases of women. npili-tsm JJR. foi Yi. ItEUtilt , j PIIYMCIAN AND 81IKHF.0N HANK STREET. LEllimtTON, lA. MFF1UE Honrs at Parryvllle Froni "a", in, to IV m, dally. lay be comulteJ In the KnttllaU r Oerman .IdinKuatce. Slay 17. 81 1 3$r. D. REUER, M. 1. V . EXAMINING SURGEON, . l,P(iTIIN(ll'HYSlt)lAN(. StJItUEON rric" -Bank Stroet. HKnin's IIlock. I.EHKl'llTON, PENN'A. May bo consulted In tlio Ucriuun Lanirunge. 1sY . M. SKIPIiE - PHYSICIAN ANII SURMEON,. iSOBTU ST'UEET. Mav le fttn'ulted Fpicjal. attention I.KIIHIIITON.PA.' In EnirllFli or Oermnn plvtn In UiKMiiiimr Orrirr. llorna From 13 M. to'J I. M, and from C to -J P. M. UnrcU 31, 83 P. A. Rabenold, D.D.S., UR ANCH OFFlUKAiiralto OlRUSJfc Uro' Bank St., Lehighton, Fa rniltry In all It 1. ranches. Tietli rx trnctod without ptiin. Iltir iirtmlnlptered hen rrqm-led iimoaA'ttyB VVUUNtS UAY ul ojch week p. 0. AUdrcit, I.lTZUNHBItO, LehlKh county, P. Jan. 3, IS i-ly. W. A. Cortright, D.D.S., OFFICE t 0(Holte the uiwailway House," Mauoh Chunk, Pa. PatlenH hara th. benefit o( he ;itmltn. prorainenti In mebittil?dl apt'llancrR and the belt inethodi urtr.atniciil In all inriclcal aiei. ANESTIliniu ailmlnlrlrred ir f lire.;'. .If.paitlMc, persons re;IUInir uut'tde f MaueU Chunk, .huuld mrike ensatmcnts by malt. Il'8-vl EYE AND EAR. DR. G. T. POX ViilUAilenb.wn rularly .n THUIISDAY ofeji li week. PrHctice limited tn Diseases of the Eyp & Ear Oftlca at llavtl.n'a ' A'ne'rlu.in Ilotol, nr.d i fGai hours Irnti. U in Ihe foreiiMn tinlll 3:3S In the afterii 'n, (t t nt'eti.le in U- llictlon of the bye I'T the pmpjr a IjMft ment uf sl.wef, and fur the relief and cure efopllcil defet'ti, May alwi be nimuUcl. at his offire. In BATH, WelnediiT anil Saturday f rueti week, at 1USGOR rn Mnndav, and nt K ASTON m Tuesday. inn 2 Sn lv. HOTiJr.S AND UESTAUItANTS. QARBON HOUSE, JONATHAN KISTI.EH, PIIOPH1ETPK, Hank St., I.biihihton, Pa. The Oaiuon House ntleri nrt-clnaccorn mqilatloni to the Trarellnir public. Ilnardin by the Hay or Week on Keasonable Teruii. unoice uticarr, tvine ana i.iquori niwyun band. UouShel ami Stables, with atteo- lire ltoitterl, attaebeJ, April 10. yl, TpACKEUTON HOTEL. Idway between Mauoh Chunk ft I.eMirlit'on LEOPOLD MEYER, PanrmaTOB, Paokerton. Penna Tbll well known hotel It admirably refitted. and h the beataeeotninoduliuiie lor Herman. nt and tyantlent boardere. Excellent lahlei an4 theory bolt llquqri. Alio nneitablei attached. Sept. IS-yl. MANSION HOUSE, i Opposite U ti S. Depot, Rank turret, l,ehh:htoti, Pa, C. KC. HOM, PHOP'H. This limtie oftcis flrstn'liisa iircnniinodii tious for transient and iwriimnciit Ihku-iUt. It has been tinwly related In nil Itailupurt ments, and la located In nnu (il lha most plctureique portlont nf the hiinnwli. Tirins .ki... iuu.ii.rabu. v i iiu unr n iiii'ni n nil u inu Lll.rivVB. Tllv.. Winer uiiioiiuml t,g;irs. i reh J-tSerileer on Tni! npil?-ffl-ly Announces to his friends and tlic public pen- uraliy.tbiaiiehasnowocn for Ihelr acvoin- modatlon his NEW RESTAURANT, $&l&?a8,lt&&x& asfflmja" b7 MealS at Short NotlOe i Tho Btr li supplied with the.btwhie,tresh Laaer IW' and iliolcu C'lgra. You are In - vlitd to call. aprtL't tsVly. W. A. Peters i H.V. Mouthimeu, Jir Publisher. VOL. XIV., No. 27, Thomas' Drug' Store. Carefully Compounded Sale Bills ! Printed while you wait. We have better facilities than any other office in this county lor this work. Give ns a call. 11: THOUAS tilMIKRI'.il, OONVKYANUKIti ' , AND GF.NERAy INSURANCE AGENT Ttt. 5uI1i)m ln& Uonipnnl. nr. Uiipr..0iil.J LKii.j n .ij,uroAr. Finn KKA lIS(l;MUl'OAI. 1'tHE. WVOMINO firi:. fonwjLi.i: i'ihk. .'MltltOli I IliK.nn.l tiie TiiAvi:i.i:ns"Ae(iii)ENT ki'kanoe ais Pcnn IvnalT and Mitu.il Uoi'u Tulo etee'lvnnnd lii'iiruut u Conitiunr. Mnrcll 2S. 1373 rllOM. KKMHltKU Miss Belle Ittfflm. Millii:orv Goois ! This is the season of the year when Winter Hats and 13on uets are cast aside and the Ladies begin to look around for something Nice, New & Stylish in Spring and Summer Hats, 1 Sonnets, FANCY GOODS auti MONS. to take the place ol their cast off garments. A great deal of Time, Trouble and Money can be saved by calling ut my Millinery Store. 1 h ive gone to considt rable trouble in or der to secure all the vt ry la test novelties in the Millinery line, together with a .Ut-CLASS CITY MILLINER,- and I am now prepared to of fer the Ladies of Lehighton and vicinity "Better Bargains, Better (ioods together with the. Latest Styles" than any other Millinery Establishment in this section of the Valley, X respectfully request the Ladies to call and examine my goods and learn prices be fore purchasing elsewhere. Miss Belle Nusbaum, BANK STREET, Lehighton. 4-17-:m T. J. BRETNEY, Reeiectf-.lly anneuneel to the merehsntiof Lehlvhion ami otners that bell prepared to WU .11 KIUII. Ul ti.,i:.. p t?.. l.t T?.... HaUllflg Ot 1? ICIgllt, Express - , , M:tcr and Baggage "W.tfnel.tcjr.'i'hJr1; swissr.isapt,",r 01 Orders lor Imullnic ten at tt. M. aweeny k oa'4 s,ur """ rl Irouipt attentln. 1 T. J. JtBLTHCY. I Oct. H, .t4i . K" '' -,3' s- D o r m ess r nwia k v y, P CD o Q G J. CD rr poison CaitejR ttt-i'. li.-.r Rxctt-rliN tl. n-ifcrtitt 1 rV t Fprtlnw trIb. ftu. 'li pkm;iv rirrr cr.vi At llrnrt lti ftotltrt .. TRADEwi. MARK. A VU'JJ ln'l 10., IltLlIK TIIE DREAM. V JtltS. KtXI'l.I'.V ntlAl'K". I mis schlcephi' in tier nlile-illmef, Jilt mine vaco (turned to the toor, Und I tteanit dot tirctchen endcnll She tut van mine l(r pefoic Oretchen mlt her pine eyes hnldtln' Alt dcr oMl luMlde (it jore. Und slic jjiimft oup plosn peslilc tne. Itttts her hnnill tnini on mine hedt lcrtle c'lnRln', soft, varni vlnjers. Dot prions nmv (o dcr dedt. Ai'h, I llMlendt lull s nmo l,-ii t-nl;e.i Toiler ib'irler ordls "lie sedt. 'Frit?," t'M vIsyiT'lt, "I vis lonely! D.tko me puck von lcrdle vile, hod me veil tnnrnnn Riircsslu', Hear mir voice, und sec you smile; Vor I hits you sliust an druly, As In t.ijs ad Budcnvellf." Den ulion mine pcok so vllhercil. Quick slic lal.lt ynn luflnt; kiss, Wtniot more, I viis ynng mid dnendy, Alt mine lite flit nti mlt bllsn. I vorsodl e vaa hurded, Und uVe liaiultn und libs I inlsi. Ach I Biilrkly trewhertn me, (inhi': 'Greuhcii, vnte vor me. Dnrry at til I Inn vus rotty. Unit c prtli v 111 cross Oott's sea, Ve vlll haf no flitter hardline, In (lot City vt dcr lrrce." Put tiilne swede. vlfc-imRCl mtilaht, Und dose happy trc.iin vitsdnne, Vide av.ikol lats mlt dinkln-s, Dill eniiics on " -ler ntornln fun. . Orctchon tntes for me oup yonder, Uud mine Journeys van pecun. Pordyyecrs aco she lcfd tne, Mlt vido rnscs on herprest. Now oldt Fritz (ley soy v.oi lyln', Hnnc he vlll tro home to rest, Grctclieti ad dor Kate vlll tnede me Ve vlll pe feretcr plcst. ' Broairiia's Hew York Letter Special to the C'AltuoN Advocatk. Let the poor fonla who go into Wall street with a thousand or two thousand dollars of their employer's or somebody else's money, expecting to put it back when they have mado a little flyer on slocks, take warning by the downfall of Tasker II. Marvin and stop while there yet is time. Who Is Tasker II. Marvin? Well, you have never been on 'Change or yon would not have had to ask that question, iriicrc money circulates anil stocks arc l o'.tght and sold, few men arc better known than he. No Tvro on 'Change, no Tenderfoot, no Yottnker, no (Jreenhorn. No, sir: he was born as it were on the street, and knew all the mysteries of puts and calls, of longs and shorts, of bulls and hears, when other hoys were Wonting bean blowers and playing marbles. At fifteen he cur tied in Ills head a list uf all the dividend paying railroad aud telegraph stocks In the United Slate. lie could tell you off-hand how mindi they hud been di luted and what was the value of the water. Ills father wits for years Presi dent ot the .Stork I'Mdiange and one of New York's most honored linanch ri. There was not abiokeron 'Change who did noi l.no v y im; T.tk Manln, ainl wha'ever they did kuo of him was al ways to tho boy's a Ivuutage. Tho stock was good; he was well brought u;i, an I no voting nun in tills city had a fairer start In life or took gicuter pains to piofit hy it. Ills f.il her died and young Marvin found himself in possession of a goodly fortune, an un blemished reputation and n scut in tho Stock Exchange. Profiting hy his father's teaching and following in Ids father's footsteps wealth lolled In upon him, aud at thlrly-slx years of age he found himself in possession of a million of dollars nnd retired from business. Now recollect that Mr. Marvin was no high llycr, no gauihlcr.no fool, no sham, that hu never made religion a cloak to hide Ids sins; yet, ho was a ivll-ious man of whom any church might well feel proud. A pure and spotless life; honor unstinted anions his fellow men; a great heart, ever responsive to the call of charity; his uamo mentioned with blessing by tho poor for he held his great weal 111 as the almoner of Hod's bounty. Happy In his domestic rela tions, beyond the ordinary lot of hu manity; honored, courted, trusted, flat tered; if ever the lot of man seemed perfect it was that of Tasker H. Mar vin. Imagine tho shock to the town last week when II was discovered that he was 'a hopeless bankrupt. How did I il happen? I'll tell you. Although ho had a solid million In gold he rould not resist the temptation to speculate and make his one million two. He went largely into building and lost heavily, and then to retrieve his losses, two yrara ago, went back into Wall street with four or live hundred thousand dol- .lira. As I Mid ha was no tyro, ho J knw kveryiody sad everything, be lad THE caEAr-poftgp ru ra INDEPENDENT LEHIGHTON, CARBON COUNTY, , every advnntngc of prcstltrc, character, connections anil crnlit that man could possihly have, nnd yet exercising his very beat judgment and using the dear ly bought kuowledge acquired hy years of sharp, exticrieucc, in tuo short years he is stranded on the hopelen shores of bankruptcy and ruin, lint though in a fow years Mr. Marvin has lost a million of dollars he did not lose his honor nor the confidence of his fellow men. In the midst of his financial .ruin no man questioned his Integrity' of purpose, and though stripped of every dollar he car ried out of Wall street nn article that Is not for sale upon its money maris a spotless character and an unblemished name. This Is worth more to this world, as a bright and shining cxamplp to the young men of this land, than nil the gold he has lost or could lose for "aJ thousand years. He was- Treasurer ori the Polytechnic Institute and Hamilton Club of Hrouklyn and though a million of dollars passed thlough his hands his' accounts balanced to a rent, easily. hnvn done what thousam easily, hnvn done what thousands havermeia.hee.qJ,yltli a cluu ami tnatcluid done before hl'm and plunged others lnperjdiusbftn town to the 's.ugar' hoise his financial ruin, but he jeopardized his own money nnd when that was lost ; he stopped. I have devoted this much space to Mr. Marvin's, casu because It is i an cxreptional one on Wall street. Al ' though ho was a millionaire no man that I know rejoices 'at his downfall, for when he had plenty he remembered tfiij poor and suffering audit is tlley Xvhct,, will miss him most, lint the moral of all this is, that if a man of his knowl edge, character, experience und ability,, is swept out of sight In this remotselcss financial maelstrom, what chanec Js there for the Innocent lambs who fondly Imagine that fortunes can he picked up on the street by the Investment of a few hundred dollars? Don't bellevo them, young man. don't try tho experiment with anybody else's money; If you do, sooner or later jou w ill find your wa,y fa the penitentiary. If you must experi ment in stocks use your own. money and then stop. But, if you want to make a' rapid fortune, and you are tired of bc-i lug poor, you will find the Louisiana Lottery, faro, seven up, or poker, quite is safe as storks. It Is said that hawks won't pick out hawk's eyes. It is a nice figure, of speech but not true. These Wall street hawks would pick out the eyes of their fathers or mothers or grand-mothers .Some years ago Jay Gould had a dear friend, a very dear friend named Selover.. One morning Gould met Selover on the street aud coulldentlally gave him- a point on a certain stock. Selover rushed down to his bioltcr and sold $00,000 worth short, nnd when the sun wei I down ids hank account was short just ifUO.ODO while .lay Gould's had Improved that and miichiufpfe. When the Hoard closed Solover'rilct'Gould in New sticrf,' and' seizing him by the back of his neck" and the sc.it of his pants threw him down a cellar from whence he was rescued hy a barber.. There are men who win, aud there are men who have made great fortunes on Wall street, but they arc n jt so numerous'as the sand on the seashore or the stars in the milky wav. It's a came with loaded dice: tri the ono who wins there aro a, hundred' .1... I..-.. ... .I...!- I I 1... limb isu nuv uiuy men ,um uub iiuiiwr credit, body and soul. i I hardly know how I forgot tomentiti' the Dog Show In my last letter for it was one of the fcatuies of tho week. Every body goes to tho dogs whenever we have an exhlblton In New York. I have a mortal horror of hydrophobia but hydrophobia or no hydrophobia 1 would sooner trust those dogs ou exhibi tlou than an equal number of my own kind. Tho show of canines was magni ficent; every kind of dog was there that ever wasseen or heard of, front aSlbeihHighflsa'na'ivjplars aro 'lu leaf, and. the Ian bloodhound that looked like a royal Bengal tiger, to my lady's darling that she carries hi her bosom, and which when tat weighs three ounces and a half. Lots of fellows did not go to see j the dogs but to take r look at the pretty girls, of which there' were thousands everyday. Tiiegiils went to see the puppies nml all tbe puppies In town went to sad the girls. Tlio Show was crow ded every day. E ery body and his wife were there, and as a Dog Show it was the greatest success of the kind wc have ever had in this city. v "Shcol hath no fury like a woman .scorned," salth tho port, and when he wrote those remarkable llnrs ho evident ly had Mrs. Wilson lit his weather eye.. She Is now in court suing fur a divorce with, attorney's fpe and alimony. She complains of cruel and Inhuman .treat ment, nnd certainly makes a most1 powerful case-agalnst her brute of a husband. Item one, she wanted a love of a French bonnet, it only cost thirty dollars, and this inhuman savage dc rlarcd that a twenty dollar hat was good enough for Iter. No wonder she was mad-, who would not be? The only wopder Is how the poor woman survived Ihe shock. She wanted a box for the Mikado, il only cost fifteen dollars, and he stuck her In seats In ihe parq'ttette which only cost three dollars and a half a piece; poor woman, poor woman. She wanted somo Ice cream and mac caioons about half-past two In the morning and the monstei refused to get out of bed, alleging tliat ho was suffer ing from neuralgia and it was snowing at the time. There are a hundred jutt such counts In the frightful list, and medical experts are now trying to find out how Mrs. Wilson lived through It all. But In the meantime Wilson him self comes Into court aud avers that he la the martyr, and as an evidence of his tortures furnishes satisfactory proof that on a certain occasion, whiie he was lying In bud, he and his wife got Into a , dispute and before he had time to realize . what she was doing, this sufferlogangel, sclzud his breeches and threw them out of the window. His. wardrobe was uot voluminous, he had but one pair and there lie was, literally Sails Culolte. 1 iiiftiiiite Live and Let Live." "PA., SATURDAY, MAY , , Mrs. Wilson was partially avenged, but I, the harrowing feature wag that In WH-i son's breeches pockets were two hundred! dollars that he had collected lor Ills' employer mid a gold watch. When tl)e pants icre recovered a half hour after wards the money aud watch were gone, and poor Wilson was nearly sent to. the penitentiary for embezzlement. Another wife caught her husband, on .the street' and lambested him with a com hide, and belli? questioned by a policeman (who happenen by tin; merest accident to pass by), as to what she mhs dolnjf, she In formed hitn that she was on the strike. IJroni the twojbrlghtiand jhhilng wt aiuple's' just cUe'il ' It IsgVldenV that woijuitj In New Tori ifine.g lake carejoicrselfOi'iuTMdayavomali cntifejpbwn to UatenToyer'a refinery, She rVr,tlin"h!rT a'lrllrn Is rnln? on. nnd fetskeShe superintendent if lie' would take hel husband backi. thev. said tlicr fWottfd'.'but the man was afraid to ifo Lbacliiul accduntof his ffello(:"BlHken. He cottldShQSe3E-backrIght tlirotigli.ilic yowd, and-setlm tojwork. Thatjs the. khd 'of woman sho -was. No more' 'striking In that house. Speaking of strike! they tare far from 'over yet; every trade, every ,suop, e,very laeiory appears to.oetaKing a hand in and business Cgf all' kinds is cofrtpletely upset.' TJieiJates,t''r1s'gkct. Is Jhojiervant girls; Bridget and "Wlllicl- jaljw und yretchen have got theirua,cks jtlpSand.tu'Sy noV'InsIst that the family 'brcakfaftjjhall, not take place till li'n o'clock-. tliatell, dinners shalld e clratcd away.at?JoUto'clopk.so thnt lhclr eveh ings may not bo Interfered with when ever they want to go to tlio opera. An advance of, 100 per cent, oi 'wages and the use of the pallors (litre llighls In the veek for their steady' ronipany. What can wo do? Whjit sliailyye .do? What will we do? I give It up; ' ' . UUO.YUBIUM. r;OURpIpTUDCET : Fhom oun SrKClAi.,Coitni:sioNi)ET; It v '-jj fth .-; jItALtuo7N.q., May 10. 180. A gentleman from Heading, Pa., vis illriET tllrfsandv retflons'of the lomr-leaf - f, ye. ' pine section of North Carollna,.last Dc- cctnter, isdld of tlTe soil that' it was daturaliy'the finest for strawberry cui- tttre- ho liad overseen," IIcsa(d.',Why, yon'-cau raise, strawberrleshere as large Us lion's eggs".?' . - ! On thfrj.".itu of uecQUincrwri'.trans-! pjairted.if fow plants. Th(iy were green' and gKyvtng.-. Wo covered them with pine slra'w"and' oak.leavcs;. About the 'first of "Mai'di we, removed the covering. ,'On thallh of March they ,weld";in '.Gloom; and at Ibis writfng" they aru 'Jianfjifi full of green terries. f gTlio plants"' aru yigoious li, fact, wc never jiiw.lOltr ones. ' -- uT hisfeglon Is wlthlna few -hours of Now 'York; Philadelphia, Baltimore and. .Wash'ington, V- O. li will -surely le a n: st'rHwberry fanner' s" paradise, pne.of these daysjy . Too many.lank, leanj scrubby cowsj giving (wo quarts at a milking, Jwiieii thev candie.foundnearj'iiough liome to be milkedj j$aiuj?n?jr Seres of. territory In tlieSouthihuntlng like dogs after a' scanty' forage." These cattle' aro a little belter than none. An acre to a cow,on the ensllagd plan, would keep the. very finest stock. Get churns. Construct cellars. .Fence, your farms. Cultivate fewer acres. Use a little mental man ure on your lands. The result will be an astonUher. f ry It ami ee. -The leaves -ml-llie trees' In North Curollua, even in tlie.httcst season, are always full crown by the 10th of May. '1 his ha5 been a late spring hi tlio South, but by the middle of April the sweet lazy oaks are rlothed In ollvr". Advices fronfavyred Jocatiyns in T'eimsvlvania spi-ak nothing of green leaves'iu yet. Gardens are well along here.. 'Peas will soon be unite gone. Fruit trees of all kinds arc shedditig their blossom, thefrulv sctting'iilccly. Sweet potatoes are bedded and-soon (be draws will b transplanted to the &!:. . . ' v . ljlortdA oranges are exputlmental. Norti! Carolina pcaches are a certainty. Si Cjj' arC'thestales that offer laiul ot ilveMolfar an Acnf.'-andve years to pay fort-H.- Nj)rth.-Carolina .dops that'll suveral lections,"' '- : 'I he soft coal mines in the peep Itlvrr sectidu o North (JafdlinVare about to bo re-opened. They have not been" worked to any extcnt since the close of Llhe)aUi:part i Tftwsjiaper advertising, went a long "waytlo'ward'bulldlng up Florida.- Ileal merit, good soil and the finest climate in the world are doing wonders for North Carolina. Cheap lauds In tho South can be made an effective' weapon -against ' the great monopolies of the country If thti labor leaders really want to benefit the strug gling masses. The.Jjouth J.rejnoj(tas..the,Jat)d of ' hog, hominy and mousses." And yet Ohio furnishes a great part of the hogand no small p.utof the corn, wlil'e the amount uf molasses that comes from the Northern refineries Is no small matter. Men from tho North who have capi tal to invest arc looking this way with anxious eyes, and if Southern Pine Isn't one of the most prosperous, as well I as one or the prettiest ami most iieaitn- fid spots in the emlie South, then all signs are a mlss,and we cannot prophesy I worth a ceiil. - " I As to the literary part of the city of j Southern Pines, w hy shouldn't it bo I literary? Two hundred lots ,arp owned by tliedeadlng'-nowspape'r men of the. North, and elsewhere. , Too much absorbed In his bushiest,'' was the comment ut a newspaper ou the death of irbrewer w bo was .drowned In a UTui own Deer. $1.00 a 227 l8j8G. . If A OBEATv0rjREv ... "O, B 'aJ he, said, as, tUe Other by bent oyer hftrj nnd asked tbo cause or ma trouutti. , im , "Jhn, have ye,coTa.heAdacliorroneo'.ii.f satlnc It. when an ormosltcbchftvolr. them reglar old'r)pp.,what draws yer shoulders rlghLiip to.ycf tars?"-- "Naw-r' i "Got the agcr?'' -n i 'Nawf' M v "Some, big boy gin .go a .llckln sasslug lilm?" V' for 'Naw-I'wayi' , 'Jm. hu't I yerpArrmer? Calf t ye trust Aer bt fdcmiy.'Now. what Is It? Arc ye ln Inv.?', . . Sff!T, "Utnl" r,-,;, "Isshe. beautUitl5;'?c!3 "Yes."1 .-'-V. Viil- Jtn "Rlcu.apil tony?'- MV cf! tVonWll'' .'' 1 iJV Cl of.-- 3i H "And there ta .w'h'ooisocyttl'iflfit brjV tWeenyou?"J " V'.'-'VB3W rjinWcs.;';, - ji t Br MW' ''A nil her pari;nts,aft!np'facttDr7r':7!' ."Yes-.yf' r.:'i 'ii"-; SVfcbiti.'JIlrt, clwcnittii l(n"s'tirtnl by .JrlntrillrfeXV nolbo.ift. M'Uhye plait ttffs. ''lopcraen.. I'Jl l- fAijl',. S rope-ladder anilumwycoat unirsnver watclrchalnarid I'lt'gln yclve ntr;kpls. 10 iieip. ypu .viLou a unutti lower. Conic, Jim come-down the' 'tllfcy and help, me cat a muskmel0h.,apd; thtie herrings. I've been tliefe, nnd:l know'. When a gal'.s Jmplacable dad statrds' be tween hut-and the kid Who wanls-tn-oall her hls'ri'It lakes llerrlligs-T.herrlnps, ti-tlli Wrma It, 'nt. .tliAri &t1rMAti-l to 'pull .lils. plnlri'g..soiui1ibaclc''IiutjMu, socket. Come, oU1i(wt1j1' ' -. , AN'lNYltATIQV.T.6 k PARTY. lkd CJolllngwootl, cof -Meetrn-Housc frossniads, was anxib'uslo 't,akir "the light of Ids H'fo(he(;sfencpj3f5e'v'erV.haj pltiess, the trfc.o'ri wlilili the fujUof Ids heart was growing," -tfyn fnmOiis; patty to bcglven by Silas' rcte'rson. In faOt,' ho was very anxious"! But he li'newiio juuu hu) iu u3h-iur iier-coiiipany; anti not being hrod,tocity dlr'eotiioss.he went about ll'-wltli coiinlry clrcnmlocultoii,'a''- !....' ' ' " . ' i . ... 'Goln' to the party over to Slic Peter soif a,fo-niorrov night?'-'- he' asked. "Yes. Are you?" -'Yes. ' Wlio'are voUjgoIn'.with'." "Nobpdj's asked mo yctv,Whpare you?';. . . "I don't know. I s'jioso Hank Bcrcl) eSll.talce you, won't he?'' . ".Why, IkoCollirigwood. whatever put tliai Into yoitr head?" ' '' ' "Oh, iiothln'. 'Cause him an' youarc SO's'wcef'on'ra'ph'otlicrlj'i guess." '''SSkes' alive! Me svcei. on Hank BeecJierJ, 1 ain't, half so. sweet on, him as.yoit are oir-Mandy Tiller.'' "ies, jou are." ' ..r- -I..,, tl e' (11(1, 1 Hill I.- - J. fiVltVu; vim nr.. I.. " . "No.'lafu'iaciihav.V--.. ' t-i,"Tieii;jhiU mado you let lilm kij3'jou fur when we we're l.iyln' spln'-ih.r:piac at Deacon Goodenough's the oiIut ye- )ny' 1 ''Law tjir, ho was so pestrrln' what else could 1 do? Anyhow that wasn't no reason why you should tnki; Mnndy home from meetln' last Sunday." 4."Oht wcl you know- what J did It ttir," "If you thought it was'-golng to spite me, Ike Collingwood,. all I can say js you've lulssed you're mark." "A painful silence fell. "Say, you nln't mad, are' "you?" "in quired Ike. "Mercy me.what have, I to be mad at? It was you who was mud." "No, 1 ain't, cither. Only 1 don't like to see you go with Hank Beecher," . "How about, your guilt' viii Mandy Tiller?1' v -'I "Oh, darn Mandy Tiller! Irate more, fur jour little thumb than , i tlo fur her, hull body." . , - v "Why, Ike Colllugwaod; how you talk! You ought to benshanied of Your self."- ' ' : ' . ; But llie pleasejl smile, upoiV her fare bcHed her witrds, and hu did not feel to very much abashed. - Then after.s'everal unsticcesful attempt to speak, he ru treatcd" In a loivjou'ry -': , . ',' "Sa if a' fcller,wns.to, ask yollcj.eo to the arty nltli liinv ro-nlorrow'niallt. would you?'.r ' "' ' 'j-:., "Depends on nbu'ilif 'feller -w.ia." "Well,' say Hank livelier.! fur .In stance?'' ' ' ' "No." ' " ' ' ' "WHI, say'ri relIrrapou;i'mlfe. "Depends, il'ofdyotij"-' j;,,, ' 'nt'ut;xr-tV' was Any. Jvefglit,.ati' everythiugY .-would you? -.3t jV.' IT laiilghl ill ' At this lie' l'bk courage, dypv -ei; 'deep breath, and spluttrid.'fortlt J "Saw w von?" - --t".w "Will I what?" ' "Go."- - ... -- -V"!' ' . ' ' "(in where?" . . jt2&ri: iri , '.'Over to Silo Pclrrsbrr's'v.ltWnieto- t . o "' ' morrow nigni. "Why, of" course." FASHION NOTES. . Plain ribbons arcs few1? Crinkled aeei'suckm -appear it; new colors. " '.'. Jet ornaments arc abundant and ex pensive. - .Twilled Uce hapdkrrchlcfs are in fashion again. Striies appear iff many of the new ilrcAM fahrlrs. cashmere and, camel a hair are much combined In costumes. ' . Biding bablta are made just long enough to clear the ground. Sprigged mulls are In again',' to the delight of very young ladle', 'Satin screens on .rollers, lb be made In go orarrull after the window shade method, are the newest for drawing, rooms. .A p jr-hjue straw turban Is trlmmrt with folJa of velvet of t lie sSuir color and a laraj bunrh of, wblje chtrrlwl j placed dlre?!ly lit front.' " ' , Year if Paid in Advnnco. not paid in advance, $1.25 Nothing is mora silly than the pleasure pome people take In "speaking uieir mnda." A man of thlstlnd will say a rttdei Uilnz for the mere pleasure fUn usjnnocetit, might have preserved Ids friend or uiade his fort n tie. Somebody has Invented woman's hat that shuts tip, but the woman her self still continues otherwise. frllarfplnoss U "often at our side, and we pass her bytMisfottunc is afar off, antTw-d rush'tb'meet her. Thousands Ka7 So. Mr. T. W. Atkins, (tlrard, Kan., .Writes: "1 never hesitate to recommend your Electric Bitters to my customers, tliey give entire satisfaction and aro lpld sellers..'' Electric Bitters ate the pui-cs t .and best medicine known and iwiu positively cure kidney anil liver complaints. J'uriry tiie wood ami tegu late the bowels. No family can nfford t6-be without them. Thev will save Elmudreds of dolinrs In doctor's bills every ycar.' SolJ.al 50 cts. a bottle by Thomas'. 1,1 '-Every man,'- vho discovers a pre-vbpiity'trriknojv-fact Is a benefactor to Idstic's-and adds jlo the mental wealth f"thftW)rld,-uitless his discovery Is the Inevitable, result of "TiTbvflngi into - the nitfzzle of "n shot 'gun to fin'l ot t how much vacancy It cojita. us. nopels'a'gujdeboatd that Is always pqlptlug to a pleasant pathway through grove and mradow'. Seme Foolish Teople 'Allow a' cough to; run until It gets bo- yoim tun rcacn oi ineuicine. ineyoi ten Usy". Oh, It will wear away, but In most case's It wears them away. Could they' be' Induced to try the successful medicine called Kemp's Balsam, which we sell on a positive guarantee to cure, .tncy would immediately see the excel lent effect after taking the first dose. Price Wc hint $1.00. Trial slzo free, Sold by T. I). Thomas, Lchlghtou and W'-.V, Blcry, Welssport. li br . i ' 'iiSomebodv who ' has been dlffslni? Into the hard-pan of language, cla'liua.that the original mnuntng of the wurd. editor was "to eat," but in the pltfchlng'pfcsent It means "to starve," lli;a good many' localities that a blind horse might stray Into. Waste nothing, lteltlier iuoney.tlnio r'O." t'alijiit'.' ' ', Br- Hraner's Boot Bitters. t'raisictfs Hoot Bitters aru not a drain shop beverage. But are. strictly medi cinal In.cvery sense. They net stronzlv upon the liver; and kidneys, keep tne bowels, open nnd regular," cleanse the, dioo.j and system ot every impurity. JSold by druggists, 81.00. At Thomas' drug store.. Why Is-It that an ordinary woman lias more music In tho neighborhood of iter tuider j.iw'tlhut a.blaeksmith has In both arms, .is one of tlio things tint science has"., never undertaken' to ex ptaln. -.Thn.w Js,e cany their knowledge as they do ilwlr uatcliev not for display, but, for their oh h use. '" Ducklon's, Arnica salve. The-best salve Iri. the world for cuts, bruises, sores, ulcers, salt lhueni, fever sores, tetter, chapped hands, chllblunds, ooras, ami all skin eruptions, and posi tively cures piles, or no pay required. It is guaranteed to give perfect satisfac tion, or money refunded. Price 2o cords per bov. at T. D. Thomas'. Idleness Is tho hot-bed of tempta tion, the cradle of disease, the waster of time, the canker worm of felicity. To him that has no employment, life In a little, while, will hae no novelty; and w licit novelty io laid in the grave, the funeral of comfort will soon follow. -Put this restriction on your pleas ures'; Bo cautious that they Injure no being which has life. Ur.t'razer'a Uaglc Ointment-A-sure cure for all bolls, burns, sores, cuts, llesh wounds, sure nipple, hard nnd soft corns, chapped lips ami hands. 1'rice no conts. bold DvilruogH. II- liiiins M'f'g. Co., Prop's., Cleveland, :0.i Sold by Thoiu.is, the druggist. la, If you cannot be happy in ono way, bo in another; and this facility of dis position 'wants hut little aid I'roui plill osophy, for health and good humor aru almost I ho whole affair. Many run about after felicity, like , nn abseii1 nilndrd nun hunting for tits hat, while it Is in hand or on Ids head For I.itnu bark, sldo or chest, use Shllob's Porous Plaster. Price 2ft cts. Sold by Q. T. Horn and 11'. 1 Blery. :In early childhood, you may lay the .foundation of poverty or riches, Indus 'try or Idleness, good or evil, by tho hab its to which you train your children. .Teach them right habits then, and their future'tlfe'li safe, Use. lion Porous Platters because , yotinow- they ,are. made from hops, gums and burgundy pilch. Too inariy young men bellevo that "me world owes every man a living," aud that It requires no effort ou man's part to make the collection. If tho will ha set in virtue there will bo no practice of wickedness. Siitl.on'b cough and consumption cum is sold uy us on a - guarantee, it cures consumption. Sold by Blcry, H'eisspott, and Horn,. Lehighton. One of the illusions Is that Ihe p-escnl hour Is not the critical, decisive liodr. Write It on yourheart that every day is the best day in the year. Tho best mind cure Is to make up one's pilnd to be contented Malarial poisons contain the germs of dangerous diseases. If these poisons accumulate In the system, typhoid, bill otts, intermittent or chill fever Is sure to follow. Ayer's Ague Cure is a war ranted specific for malaria. Heceiye. no satisfaction for premedi tated iiupertiucuco; forget il, forgiie It, but keep him inexorably at a distance who offered It. The shortest way to'do many things is to ao omy one tuing at a tune. Sleepless nights, made miserable by mat terrioie cottgu. auuou'a unre is the remedy for you. Sold by Horn, I.erjisnton, ana merv, weissport. Bagdad Is a Mace of over 100.000 InbjibHauts, und yet it has no place of public amusement, and the women folk -never UU of each other. The Carbon Advocate An IxrjEi-s.jtDCNT Family nwePArm Published every Saturday in Uhlf titou, Carbon County, Pennsylvania, by H. V. Mortliimer, Jr., ba.sk STntxr. $1 00 Por Year In Advance ' Dust advertising medium la the county Every description of Haln and Fancy JOB PRINTING At vjtj- bw prices. Wo "do not hesitate to say that wo arc better capped ttian any other printing catabllshineiit In this section trrdonrst-class Job-woik, In all Its branches, at low prlet. Constipation fs a universal and most troublesome dis order. It causes Headache, lenja De pression, Impairs the Siglit nhdlTcaring, destroya lha Appetite, ,nnd,"Attliill,'lo8 continued, causes Enlargciucntot tin Llrcr, Ibflsuimatlontniio' Bowels. -mid riles. Constipation is speedily 'cured by Ayor's Pillj. For n nnmber 6f months t nu trouhleil with Costircness, in conte- iiuencc orwiucu l smicreii trom Ijws ol Apiiettte, Dyspeiisla, nud u (llsordcrvd liver. Mrcyes alsotroUblelt 'rue'' 'I wis compelled to wear a, shade uyjer Ihem, and, nt .times, was unable to bear ex posure to tlio light. I was cntlretyj I ' CtfRED BVrUSlQ thtoo lwx'os .of'AycrV Tilts X have no hesitation jit proiiniincitig this nicdlcliic to b thtr bcsr eathafttc eycr mado. .Jamei Eccles, Poland; Oliloi I suffered f rora' C?bnstlrnlldn"i nh'dTcon sctjuently, from lIem!nciri,JnUgegtion, and Piles, for yearn Ayer's l'llb, wjuch t took at tiid auggustioit ofh f fiend, hat a stven iimelTeetYtiil-reli'el.,' I fcommeiiccd tnking this remedy two months ngo.and am uovv frcp from Constlllatlbn, the re. moral of which has', caused hiy" other troubles to disappear, itnd- PJfcatly' Im proved my' general health,' Vyt IKeler, Amherst, Mass. I suffered from Cbnstin'alton, whlrh assumed such an obstinato form that I feared a stoppage, of the bowels, Two boxes of Ayrt's Pills 'curr( me, com pletely. D, Burke, Saco, Mer Ayer's PHM, trppsred by TV. J.C. Arr -o. UirUiMMe Sold by all l)nifjg!et nod .Dealers t Mcdicln. No Patf nt No Pay. PATENTS ' obtained for Inventors In the United Steles Canada and Uurupc, at reduced rates. With our principal olflco loenUI In Washington, directly opposite the United States Patent Office, we an abU to attond to all patent huslnc'M with greater promptnen apd da spatch and at lots cost than other pntrulat tornevs who aro at a dlstnnco Trom IVnah lnyton. and who have., therefore., th employ "nsAoolats attorneys." We make prelluilnaiy eaainlnatlons anil lurnlsh opinions an In i -tcuuhlllty, rreo ofcharao. and nil who are Inlerestcd in new. Inventions and latents are Invited. tn rend ,fnr n cnpy.ol our "Oulde for obtaining Palems," will, li Is lent tn e tit any address, nud euntalus co'iitju'iv Instruc tions hoar lo obtain patents and other vnlna Ma mattor. .Varcldr to the Gurtiian-Atm-r. lean National Hank Wnshlittton, li. (!.; the lloyul Swedish. KorwcuUn and lini.lsh l.i iiu lions, at Wavhlnuton I Ilon.Jnt. I'atey. late (IhletJiistlce V, .S. Court of Ulalins: in .the umnlals 'ol' the V. 8 pntcnt 1)01.0. and tn Senators and, Members vl. Coniiuli from evory stute. Addreiet l.OttIS lt()OT:i!f lid.. So llc.ttors ot Patents und Attorncyselt-aw X.e-, Droit llnlldlnir WAsniMnon. I). U, Catarr .ELY'S CREAM BALM IS WOKTU $10-0,0 TO any MAN Wcmaiinr Child sitlTcrinK from Catarrh. . K. Nkwmak, HAY-FEVER GrllnS. Mich. A particle Is applied fiilo encll niwlrij and is ugreoable In use. Prirf 5(1 fctila by mult or at ilritfxlsta. Send lor rlrcutur. 15 tY BROTH BUS. Druesista Owejo,. N Y. Jy IS, 1S85 DANIEL WIEAND, Carriuges,raronH,Sleighs, &c eoiixm ok hask ami uw STimwx, i.i:iiwuton; pinju., Particular attentluu given to .. REPAIRING In all.its details, nt the very Lowest Prloea. Patronairu reipeeifiiliy snllelteil and per lect s.itlirictlon ituarauieed. JanJ9. M-ly. HAN YVIEAN1), PATENTS ! ! FRANKLIN ,11. HOUGH, Solicitor of Afflo. Hu'-fiioii Patents, 03 F St., near U. S. I'atcnt Offiiv, WASHINGTON, D. C. All business before thillcd Status Patent Olllre attended tn foi inixlrriitv lees. Palriils priicurwt In the United States atid all l'orrliin Countries. Ira .VnrJUanif Labili rCKlster ed. Itejceted applienllulis leihvd aud pros eented. Intiirui.itioii und advirr as In obtaining- Patents rlierrlullyftirnlshril without chaise. Send .sketch or Model for PltKK iipliiinn as lo Patentability. No Agency In tho U. S. iiossesses super ior facilities for obtaining Patents or ascertaining the Patentabil ity of Inventions. Copies of p.itcnis furnished for 25c. cneh, IV Correspondence solicited. cur. AGENTS)! for I)n. SCOTT'S 'beautiful F-i-kctbio 'ftT!Sn K. Saiimli. Ire,, tn (hri ItctoiiilnKagvliia. isonsa, nuiCKSaics. ier ilinry Klvcn. jy-SallsIaclhiit Faimulml. Address III!. SCOTT, KU llroaday, N. Yolk. E. F. LU0KENBACII, DhALEII IN Wall Papeks, I5ordeis& Decorations, Eools, Stationery, Fancy Goois Window Shades & Fixtures, Latest Styles, made and put up. If deilred. Paints, Oil, Varnish, Putty, Brushes & general 1'rifnterf.' Supplies. No. 61 Broaiway. upb Gip. Pa- Below the Broadway liouta. H 7 CAy ct ion. couja
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