A Creaking Hinge Iii'rvnwl turrilrori! -.nit nil isiipplu ii. ' ' ' 'iy. When the i, Li-riit lj Brostlffeneii uiue-l by (ill- mutism, they cnn-.i-t in- moveil itlio-.it ituisinj I ho most rsmtciultntr pains. Avu-'h Sarvaparilln, by its action on tins blood, lelleves thlr rouiUtki-.ii ami lcstorca tho joints to good working writer. Ayer's Sarsnii lll.i lias effected, lu our city, many tnn-tt remarkable cures, In cases which lianlt-il llio efforts o( the most experienced pliyslt Inns. AVero It necessary, I could pup tho names ol many individuals who have been cured by tutting tills lncdli-itie lu my cam It bus woiKcd wondeis, relict llifr tao ot Rheumatism, After beliiR troubled with it for yearn. In this, and nil ntber diseases arising from Impure blood, thero is no remedy with whiuh I nmnrejiiaintcd.thnt affords such relief .is Ayer'a Sarsnparllln It H. Lawrence M. !., Haltiuiorc. Mil. Ayer's Farsnpanlla cured mo of Ooul and lihcuuiatiMn. when nrilhlnri else would. It has t iadh alcil ovrry trace ol disfiaso from tny Ms-It m. lt II Short. Manager Hotel lu-Imutit, Lowell, Moss. I was. dnriiiT many innnllia. a sufferer frinn rbrmilo 1 : licti mal i.-m Tho disease nflllHeil mo pileviiiiKly. In f-pltr of all the ri-nieiue-s i i-iiiiiu nun. uniu 1 roinmcnc.cn mine Avrr's Sarsanarllla. I took Rev- oral bottles of this preparation, and was ppi-emiy restoviwi to iicanii. J. rream. Indo.pftidc.iii.-c, Va. Ayer's Sarsaparilla. Prepared ly Dr. J. C. Avrrfef .. Let-rll.Mau Sulci l.y all jlmucisia. I'tli-o'l ; ei bottles, f ' -DON' r- BUY AN ENGINE TInlll you bar seen our circular nn.1 prices. O.OOfor 15-Horso Power, to jjMtO.i 0 lor -Horse Power. Engines eomploto with itov. ernor, Pump, Heater, Throttle Valve and Blttht Fecd-Ovllnder Lainric nor. More than 1000 In use. Sent (r circular vlvlnit irill. tnont.ili from every State In the UiiIod. Per fect satisfaction guiranted. m, il u , .7 M null w MfdUtra Haldwinsvlllo, N. Y. maris St) Mention thla Paper BIBIYr M M .mm CJ3 3 o s P5 m I ' S3 J OS i ti o -S3 P-s auv-inomo uos sua. March 1:1-181) A Farm in the South. On tbc Installmeut Flaa-60c per ModIIi. Clerks, S-nrA Keepers, Xlcc.iianics, Li borers, and IVopio nf every vocation, can purchase a farm in the South anil not leave their present employment iinhl they have pniil for Hi n ImuU and have had it put in a paying condition. Five acres In crape will yielil a net profit of one thousand dnl Ihvs annually, ami any iniluslri"u mechan ic ir laborer ran save enough ol hi wage? every month lo pay fur ami start t-ucii ii far-n. Norlhrn men are nnv doing thin. Why tnil on Ironi year to year will-out a future. Sjvo a linU every mouth and make Ibis sure investment. Thero is no risks like into corporations and loan n sedations anil fmini; hanks. Try this, jour wife will help vou save tho ni'in'r for Ihc fake of a home, of her own. For further intorumtinn, adilrecii, Frank Woothv.inl, Snpl., Xurtlu-rn Ci-Oporative Oniony, Raleigh, S. C. mnrl2-Ffi A Land Of Grapes.FeacliSuJiss.Poffliiiiles Those suU'ering llh Ihioat and lime, troubles, shoulil corrospon-l at once with wilb the undersigned concerning Soutlm Fines Health Resort. The highest known p ml in the Lini Leal Pine llell oflhe S"Uih. Freu from malaria. Many Northern rer.ple am now b m I-l I ii sr winier residences at the Pines. Keicrence In given lo II. F.. P-irker, El United Opin ion, BradloM, Vl., L. A. Younc. Ed. jWcr, Lisbon, N Y , II M Harris, Ld Hepubli can. Glen Falls, S Y , II. P Chirk, (Inner, ol l'.iesencer Aent,229 Broadwav, X.York. SOUTHERN PINES HESORT CO , Principle Oltiee, lUlelgh, N. C iiarcli 13-1 886. 183FP0M0NA KURSKRIES. 1886- r.A.WSON Best Larly Market Pear. KUIFFKII-Kett Late Market Pear. PAllltYanit 1.IIIA-licet Slnrkcl straw. lerry. M AliLIIOItS Larurn and Must Early lle.l liaipberry WILSON .Tit Larnesi known lllackberry ami best ndaptod to extreme cold climates where wlHtcr pro tection Is necessary. 4' Ineli.-s around. 10J bushels per acre. Nl .OAK A and othor w urapes. rruii Trees. &c. WM. PAUUY, Parry, N.J( marsh IS 1SK8. TbU pnper la kept on file cu tlic etllcc or ft DVERTISIINq TIMES BuiLDwa gfttfsg Philadelphia. EST M4TF5 H";srEii lBTrnnsitG race COIIMmto nt Lowest Cuah Rates rflfct Vi,p.?Je"AER & SON'S MANUAL 13 "WEEKS. ;o:- The FOLIOK OAZETTK will he mailed, teeurelv wrar.ned. to unv aAArm i, tt... United Stales forlhree months on receipt of ONE DOLLAR, Liberal discount allowed to pnttinastore, agents and clubs Bum pie copies mailed free. Address all orders lo Il.CUAItD K. FOX, FklKKMK SCjlUKS, N. Y, Mar 30, 1685 ly 31111 How Lost, How Restored! Just published, o r.ew edition of Pit. CULVKItWELIS CELEBRATE!) ESSAY i-n the radical cure of SrmuATnitRiioii or Beiuiual Weaknes, Involuntary Seminal Lorsrs, iMriiTS-sov, Mental und riiysleal Incapacity, Impediments to Marriace, elu : also, Cosst-MPTlox, Er.i.iu-ST anl I-'ua, lu ituced by self iuilulgcnee.or sexual extrays gance, do. The celebrated author, In tbla admirablo rssar, clearly demonstrates Irom a thirty jeara1 succtsslul iractlo,that the alarming consequences of self abuse may be radically cured; p-iiutlng nut a inodo nf cure at once simple, certain, and elWtuaDby means of which every sufferer, no matter what bis condition may be, may cure himself cheap ly, priylely and rmdiatly, fJTTkl leture should be In the bands of every ye-uth and every man fn tho land. Sent under teal, in a plain envelope, to any adrtri-as, nn receipt of four cents, or two postage tlainiia. Ad-lieu The CULVKiniELL liKDICAL CO., il Ann St., Kw Tork,!f.T. j P .tO.ti-e -smvSIJ k 1 FARMERS' COLUMN, To Pl'.KVllXT SMUT IS SKl'.l) WHEAT. The Northwestern railroad lias Issued, tliroujili General Freight Agent Mc Ctilloitgh, a little jiatuplet of great merest lo fanners, deallug with the jucstlon of stnut in nlicat, which lias catiscil losses of thousands of dollars. Ultlierto lh smut was confine.) to the soft varieties of spring wheat, but it is now making its appearance in the Dakota or Fhyfe wheat. It Is stated l.nt the smut can be stamped out by using a solution of blue vitriol, com monly known as bluestone. Vroni one to two pounds of tho vitriol aro to be .llssolvcd in a pnllon of water. Tho seed wheat is plRced In coarse bags hold ing from fifty to sixty pounds, tied loosely and placed in the pickle from five to ten minutes, tinned over often enough lo allow every grain to be thor oughly soaked, and then lifted out and tllowe.I to dry. It Is stated that this treatment will infallibly dispose of stnut and cause the wheat to grade much higher. Six pounds of vitriol will be 3ttfliclent for a ton of seed wheat. Ladles' Occupations. The opportunities for ladles to find em ployment that Is both suitable and re miuierathc me limited ; their nav Is UMt-illy poor as compared with the salaries paid to men In same lines or occupation, nut thero arc? some ver) noted exception; jmiruallain, Iho drama, muMc mid the pl.it form offer qunl advantages to men and women ; and there Is one occupation In which women are stenernll) more successlul than men, and that Is In the management ot special aitouoies. ly special agencies we mean, thev are given the exclushe control nf the sale or special irlleles that can not be bought at the stores, ind, If I lie articles luivo merit, and are In demand, thev are a sure source r profit to the special njreiit It propeilv handled. In this line the Cincinnati Suspender Companv are ofrorliiffiudueemeuls to ladies that we think oiisht to attract attention. Thev arc lnannfacturimr the now e, l.-hr:ile,i nnnnn Clly Skirt Suspenders for Indies and misics nnn ineir nnequatea BiocKing supporters ror Indies and cuiuiun. tit car Wmu-. lu his l-hilOMiphv or Dress," says, "the first and last rule is this, that caeli separate article ol apparel 1 to be suspended from the waist. Nature trtves one no nni-nrtnnltv nt n ,,f suspending anything from the waist's dell cate curve, (.mi-oqucntly, by nuaus or a tight cor.iet, a reculnr artlilclal ledge had to be producec', f om w liich thelimerparmentf, are lung, Wuere there are no suspenders inn e uniu ol- eorseis; anopi tne inrmer and the latter dis ippcar. Callicrlnc de Modlcls. High Prlodess nt poison and pittlcoals. In eutcd theiorset. Now corsets aro wholly bad. Petticoats should be suspended riom the shmi'ders. No l.idv or mUs should hi without ut e.iricr. Our leading nlivstclau recoininond Ihein .nut :irelnori iiktr,ii-r.,iA or the (Jii 'cn Ci.y Sv.spenderi. These g'miii are mauu.ai rii'eri ny women, n 0 liaemade t ie wants i f 1 idles and children a sttidv.and they ask us to rorer them to tenw reliable ana eneig'-tle Indv to take tin. miind,,. if or Ihein, and we certain'.- thin; that an ran "! Millennium in ceiy Household noiild meet with a ready response, and thai i d-'tei mined woman could mnke a hand oine mlaiy mid have an cxrhMv, ipeney that would b very pn fl::ihle. We idvlseiinj lady who Is in need id etnplov 'Hi nt tu send to this company 1 or name and uldr.'ss (plainly written), mid mention till super. Address The Clin Inni.tl e-'uspeudei o.,l79 Main street, Cincinnati, Ohio. Soi'xo EUNfi:. If the farms of the lorihwest generally arc to be preserved :ii their fertility, It will have to be done by clover and by being largely devoted .o .er.us, so that the offal w ill remain on tho farm. It is Idle to even think nf Increasing the productiveness of our lands, or preset ring their present con- llllon by commercial fertilizers. Farms can be kept up to their full production liy natural agencies, which every pru dent mnn can control. And vctthrei- fourths of all stable manures In this state are wasted, thrown Intorlvcrs,ctc Co-OrTJltATIVK nr.AINAOK. Ill-nil, age districts aro formed hi Illinois, vary ing from 10,000 to -10.000 acres in extent. according to the lay of the land. Some of the smaller districts have been com pleted, and their success gives confidence to others. I armers owning these lands make a common fund, nceoi'dln? tn the drainage required. Tho work Is done on a large scale, Willi every possible help from machinery, and much mote cheaply and effectively than any farmer cjuld hope to do it unaided and alone. A Ponarkib'e rsca;o. Mrs. Mary A. Dalley. o' .mkban noek, Pa., was nfllleled lor six year.' with asthma anil bronchitis, dining which time the best pin sician could give no relief. Her life was despaired of, until in last October she. procured a bottle of Di. Kings Now Discover ,w!in Immediate, relief was felt, and by con tinuing its use for a short time she was completely cured, gaining in flesh 50 lbs. lu a few months. Free trial bottles of this certain cure of all throat and lung diseases at T. I). Thomas' drug store. Largo bottles $1 Look out ron -run Kwrxnu;n. Hero is another trick that needs watch ing: One sharper agrees to buy a farmer's land, anil pays him $25 to bind thn bargain. Another comes along and offers him $W0 more, and gets tho prom ise of it, if the farmer can buy off Xo. 1. who soon comes around and insists on tho fulfillment of tho contract, but will give up for 200. This the farmer agrees to, and pays back the and the S2f0. and the second purchaser never turns up. Iloors ron late usi:. By this time the white and early turnips will be pithy and of but little value for feeding. Hutabaga or Swedish turnips keep later, and In pits may he preserved fit for use until a fresh bit of grass can be had. It is town-it. tp lug that most roots nt needed, for il is then that cows and ew es need green food to stimulate milk pro auction for their young. These facts should be remembered In decldln roots to plant next season. what The Baltimore Episcopal Methodist says: "Simmons Liver Itegulator is acknowledged to have no equal as a liver medicine, crintalnins those Southern roots and heibs which an allw lse Provi- ilenco has placed in coun ti ics w here liver diseases prevail." C'lovku and oiiAsK. These may be kown about this time, and preparations for tliem is in order. As these crops occupy the land for somo years. It ought to bo thoroughly broken oil all oyer the land and be plow ed in w lien It is broken. ISurnlug off land Is short-sighted policy; it destroys humus which will be sadly needed In a few years, If the land be hilly, the brush can be go'.tou rid of by running lines of level, as lu lecracing, and laying the brush along these lines as bleak waters. Subscribe for the Cadcon Advo CArc only jl a year. ke- SIMMONS LIVER REGULATOR For all Diseases of the Liver, Xi&s:?:, Stonitxh and Spleen, Thii purely vegetable pre. faratlon, no-v o cekbrated as a 'amily Medicine, orfginitcd in the Kobth in ltilU. It acts penny on the nidticva and llowcla and and corrects the action of the Liver, and U, there. fore, the best preparatory medicine, whatever the sick ness may prove to he In all common dissases it will, un BHiisini uy any oiner meal cine, effect a speedy cure. The Regulator h safe to administer In any 'Zondidon of the sjstem.and under no clrcmii atuncea can It do linrm. It v. ill Invigorate like a class of wine, but is no Intoxicating bsrer age to lead to Intemperance; will promote di gestion, dissipate licadisclie, nuil i;eiter allytono up tlieaatetn. 1 he do Is small, not unpleasant, and its virtues undoubted. No loss of time, tin Inter ruption or atnpiine of btialness while taking die Regulator. ChilJren complaining ot Colic, Unadachc. or Slctt Stomach, a leaspoonful or more will give relief. If taken occasionally by pa tients exposed to MALARIA, v, ill expel the poison and protect them from attack. A PHYSICIAN" OPINION. I have been practicing medicine for twenty yean, and have never been able to put tip a vegetable compound that would, like Simmons Liver Regu lator promptly ina effectively move the Liver to action, and at the same time aid (instead of weak cnlng) the digestive and assimilative powers of the sysuni L. M. lllNron, M, D., Washington, Ark, SEE THAT YOU GET THE 6EMJINE. rHCPAHUO BY J. H. Zollin & Co.. Philathlphia, Pa. The undersigned is prepared to furnish tho best Lehigh Coal, from Harleigh Colliery, at the following low prices, by the Car, for cash. only. Credit ten cents per ton extra: In Yard. Del. in Town Egg - - - Stove - -Chestnut No. 1 Chestnut No. 2 Prices at the Mines -DEALER IN- HARDWARE LUMBER, COAL, &c, &c, Opp. PUBi.IC SQUARE, LEHIGHTON, PENN'A IS HEADQUARTERS FOR Carmosi Tosratocs, CJamied Corn, tonmed Po.jchcs, ('.inni'd p?ni'N, Canned Peas & i'linns, Canned Kasplwrries Canned Luna Ucans, tanned Pinnnlriiis, Canned Snlmoii.ainekrel, Pine, Apples, Pickcis. Ketchup 44 Slus'.ard. We ask you to call and inspect our choice line of gcods. WHO Ii i UMACQUALiTiD WITtl THE DEC 3Y EJtAMIHtKC W'r stiMtor g ( W7ii; ' CHICAGO, ROCK ESLAWD & PACOFIC RAiLVAY He renin of its; cantral nosition and Wo.3t, "t Initial nnd torminil poln'a, cor.ititutoj tl-o most Impoitantmlcl-ccntl-ncntilllnlE tn tUa Bvateni orthrouj'i ti-unoDortotlon which Inrltcs r.nd faclll tatoa travel nna trafllo batvvson citi03 of tho Atlcntlc ami Fcciflo Co; tts. It ia atao mo invonioaiia uo3i rouna id soutnoast, cna corresponuiuj Doints w ino Kocn I3iana Bjnt.-m mciuaas m lt- mem lino ona urnricncs, Chlcurro, Joliot, Ottawn, LaSallo, I'oorli, Qeno3eo, Mollno qncl Rock IfJnnd, In llhnplo; u.wcnnarc, iiusiimo, vvrtsnin-jion, rcunein, uuumwii, utKcicoea west L-RiorRr, Iowa city, D33 Iioln33, Iudlnnolu, Wintcreot. Atlantic, llnoxvlllc, Audnljon, Harlan, Quthrio Centrs cud Council DIufTi", In Iowr.j Gcllatln, Trent -n. CJmnron nn-l ICinmr. (lltv. In Mlnnrjiiri? 1 r.DViiTCnrth snil Atrhlrnn ia Kinsas; Albert Loa, Llinnswolla nnd uaoa, mm nuuarousoi micrcocuac3 ciuta. towr.s, vn.accscnu etauona, TC'SE GREAT ROCEC ISLAWD FiOUTE Guaranto's Its patrons thtt BanEo of poiEonal eocurlty tifTcrtled by n colld, thoroumly billatsd roid-baa; smooth trnclio oV contlr.uoua Eteol rail; eub ptantlallv built culverts and url 1333; rolling etcdi as near perfect cn cs human BltlU cin mako It; tho aafoty nppllincoa of pctcnt bulTora, plr.tlcrmo nnd nlr-bralcoa: nnd that exacting dlsclpltna wliicli covorrM tho prr.cllcal operation of till lu trains. Other epocialtloa of this leuto u'o Translcrn at nit connostinj points In Union Depots, a.id tho unsurpaiecd comlorts und 'usurloa of 'to li03onqror Kqulptnent. Txio Fast Express Trains botvrccn nosodor won vonttlated, llnoly upholstered Day Coaches. Mactnlilcont Fulltnan i-iwMin oiyuiKjrj 01 mu -to?iKn, and Bun elaborately ooohod moals nr lclsurelv crtcn Jiljiijvitu, una ixuuit.ii on potii.- AtcUlsjc, aro also run tho Colobrated THE FArOUS ALBERT LEA ROUTE,. IatllO dlrocfc P.nd fn.vOrltfi linn Vv-twivin niilr-nn nnfl MlvmnnnnllH ,ti?rt Kt. P011I vltoro connaetlona aro inadu in Dulon Donots for nil points In tho 1 fcrrltories and Dntlab Provinces. Ovor this routo, Fast Ksnroj3 Trains cro run to tho watarlnj placo?, Euram-r resorts, picturesque localities, nnd liuntinrr end Csh lnTcirpund3 of Iora rjid Mlnnosotx Itisaloo tho meet dctlrablo rcuto to tho i-iuii iins iKius una jiaswm-i tanas or intonor iinuota. t3t!ll mother D'UEOl' LINE, via Bonoca and Kantakoo. has been cnancd botweon llovvport Nows. llteUmon'l. jounc. JHUU3. Ji.an?aa citv, JJin oapous and Bt Kuu and lntsrmoalato points. For dotr.llod Information see Maps and Folders, obtaluablo rts well rs Tlokott. at nil principal Tlcliat OfflCirs in tho Unitod EJUtea cud Ccscda: cr by adJrc3-lnET R. 17. GABLE, President end General Manager. Chicago, - 4itfcnpc3 mmiwi to 1 s. rlfEPP Henisaiar.-tir'roortfonj "ii'i..iuwii.i!Tii.,putulltroe neat suit era restored to health by uo tt Hfiwrtis'bhMlNil A KfidlcaiCnre for lien 5af?S&. CCMIMAI fiAivriiirr rVnlJ; ?iit3,i 'or n,slitye.trt in man? B!ra w?'1i'1"0.bou.t brJnitlfcrtlon.lii.s,.re. Wor, or too free Indulgence, wo ni-k tlmt 3 riinr name yritlistatemen tot Tour trouble. Ovuivlt you eend us ?u?e iht.to.l Al. 1-Acmoil y IIEB. wll h I lln.l'd 1-arnVhW. THE B Mad wholly of CTilllM Iron and UcfHHem.T Bie-'l, tlmNpii la Imitation uf Ugs-woud, Wlnut, U.irl nnd Oak, More than Wug already uwd. Ohu but llttl, can be used In fttiy crave, li nlr nnt unlrr Ilicht nutl lur lnriirnur prictn both cn' ket und IhkJj- (mm tlAinpnei, mould and decay and from bur ruUtiff auIiuaU aud vcroito. '"r V-suliD ate kept in slock and arofor sale Jlu mm away! T t'lOusiMKi 15nbips aw given yearly to the grave by not having 1 r 1 land's Teeth ing Lotion on their gums when teething. SOMETHING. NEW! Something Wonderful, ! SOMETHING MAGICAL! To bathe the Baby's gumr vhilc teething, relieving all inflammation, swelling mill pain. LOST ! A good many night's res by not having Dr. HandV Colic Cure, for it gives Hub comfort and sleep without stupefying or injuring it. Nt opiates. No constipation. Hand' "Remedies f r Chil dren sold by all Druggists Laboratory at Scranton, Pa. Dei- 5, lft-i5 lj eu.w. $3.25 $3.50 3.35 3.25 2.15 3.60 3.50 2.40 25cts. per fcon.LeEs. SsMSi dfisasQ OEOORAPHY OP THIS CCUHTHV, WILL THIS r.At THAT THE close l-clntlon to nil rrinclncl lines Fp.-.t r-ml rna iroru points isr-si, r.ortaeasc ono ccr, xvonnv.-ett ecu Loutnr;cat, 3t Paul, In M.lnnosota; Wotortovrn In Chicago cud tho Mlfrourl Eivorr.ro com- nnd sumptuou3 Elnlno; Ccro, In vhlch 'rrnnil lUrrcntlon wrttlr-rr n cn and xiotwceu cmcarjo una ivtiusca uity Rcclinlr.u Chair Cars, Cincinnati. Inrtlanapolta. 1 nd Lntayotib end E. ST. Gcneril Tlcltct and Pal JOHN, ccngcr f.c:r.t. Chicago. Avoid thn itilinil!llnn nt r.of...,, k nhoionlralralsinli!iaatl7elrvl( CI HEIi trioucanili, Coot nut InWrftrt Mi.h (cttion to t-uim?M, ot ciuiariin or I neon vcnirnce 1 n rny Founded -cirruno nicair&l ITiheiulfl. Uy tiinct Ileal Van to U. wnt oj diair Iti iprclfla iicel lnll sjsrltrii.i.t fA?.v t-i, ....... t bccoiutsUctilaIiiiJrsi.dlyirsliistiothuiMU;suai.eJih TREAVMEIIT.-Cn Kttta. H. ?r5U:i.:5. lirii, J7 HAuRlS REKEDY CO., Mro CilfMUTS. 300V ir. l-nh Btrec.BT.I.OXns. iro. AULT, Should 1, ured In every Inter inent, Airords positive and ab solute security against the crave rooOer. la ready tnr Inimedlato use ond Is practically Indesirucl. 'i .-. Indorseil and recommended by l.nilerlakers, tVhiclery Asso-t-iatlona and leadlny clllsens cv ""where. Manufactured oy the by VALENTINE BCI1 WAUT7 p.,..t.i.i.. 1 mm $1, per year; 50c. six REMOVAL! Dr. C.T. Horn, Kespcctfutiy annoutces to Ids customers nno the pbople generally that he has removed lilt Dlll'O STUltElroni Lcuckvl's Uull.ling: to his new (tore room opposite Iho Public-Squnre Bank Street, LehifrhtOn, Pa., ' whom he "ill bo pleased to rseelro friends nnd the public, nod suppl) tkeui with Pure Drugs & Medicines, Fancy and Toilet Articles. Lamps and Lamp Fixtures, Stationery & Choice Cigars togethur with a tine line of latest dtslcns In Wall Paper A Nil DecorationS, at Lowest Prices. Persons ran also obtain byotllnsscs and Speclnclcs, propntly ad Justed to their slxlit nl rensi-tiatde pries. Prescriptions compounded Willi care day or night. ReiLcruber, 1HK CLNTHAL IMIUU Sli re Kob. I. yl Dn. tl. T. ltOItN Central Carriage Wcrlrs ties. Bank St., Lchighton, F;i. Are prepared to Manufacture Carriages, Buggies, Sleighs. Spring Wagon, &c, Of every description, In the most subsiaiitle manner, and at Lowest Cash 1'rlecs Uopairlng Promptly Attcniltd TKEXLEH & KKEIDLKR, April 28, 1882 yl Proprietors WH. DUPPY & SON, of East Mauch Chunk, are prep.ireil lo do afl hinds of UlintuT'inrr P. ilnnqmoiiiril WfiiiV 1 laoltjiiUU, CX UIUQIUUUIQI IIUU, at shortest notice. Orders hv mail will r luive prompt attention. Tetnie nuideriitt rl-l-l.'ill or cr-oilwiirk. LEWIS H. REHrllG, Slate Roofer. Em'MRING promptly attended in tit short notice and on rettsnnubte li-riim. WO UK G U A li A NT HKD. Address: ntlNCE'd I. O., Carbon LVunlv, Penn'u. atit"ll.lv. St-nd lfleelit. piistnge,-iud will uinil you Iii-h a r.al, valuable, tauipie gbnx ol cmU tlml will pot you in ti. e wav ol nmKint; more money at oiu-i-, ihau nny liii.tr else in Amerira. Both sexes of Hll'iitef e..n li o it home and wmk In srarotiuie. or all the lime. Capital not require!. Wetvillrtart jnu. juinieus' pny sure ir tn.-fe in s.artatonce. 8TINS0N A CO.. P.uilaiwl. Maine nuv.-l lbS5, 9 rsn Copied and enlarged in all sizes from card to life si;:c, viz OIL PORTRAITS, WATER COLORS, Pastels, Crayon, India Ink and Photographs. All work guaranteed or no pay. All we ask is us a call and he convinced. No. 105 N. 8th St. Allentown, Pa. Franklin Santee, Manager, J. S. KREIDLER, AGT. Orders left at attention. the Advocatk AL. CAMPBELL, Tlie J eweler, J" m mml mm All the latest Styles and Shades ! Best Qualities ! Lowest Prices ! Also a full and complete line nf Pure Drugs and Medicnes! Choice Wines, Liquors, Cigars, & Tobacco ! I'erscrlplion ciiretully coinjiounded day or night, at VJ. F.8Biery's, Cor. White & Bridge sts. Weissport, YOU WANT The Carbon Advocate ! LADIES!! Aro you reckless enough to venture f If so fend ttro cent In stamp-! to tho Hack Pub luatnff lu, 63 and fa) Wafhingtim Street, trnted " I.tiUlca' IlookH." It Is a novel, unique, and Interesting work to every person ot refinement. On lecclpt of ten cents bar-tamps they vrtll cend postpaid a full set of their famous household ga-.no Verba, talnlng coinpl -tew .rd or Ila Mlludoand mnlij ol its ino't ropnlir aonga, together with 1- ir tell celiia lliev ivill nieo ecuu a mils con- ten csqulsito chtomo cards. A very pleulns, hiinnlesstlvcj'rrlilr.ed aromatic compound for ditcnisliii too Ueto ot quinine nod other bitter dnit-'s. elllior eolld or fluid. Price, J5 Cents per Pint Dottle. Prescribed by thonuaudsor physicians In Uitropcnnd America, Formnln accompanies every buttle. For Bale by Urufglsls. MauufJCturvd by The Acadcmio Pharmacoutlo Co., LoDo ami Eir vouk. 532-536 VASH1NGT0N ST., NEW YORK CITY. An elerraat English pharmaceutic prcpar. atlon for bilious, malarial and blood troubles , tho result of over twentyvo years of most eminent scientific research. Approved by tho highest incdlcal authorities. In use ia the hospitals la every part ol Kurcpe. Espcllly helpful to ladles, children and peoplo of sedentary habits. Entirely vegetable: fruo from harmful drugs. In Handsome Packages, Prica 50 Cts. rrcpared solely by IV Royal Plihfcnhdeutid Co., LONDON AND NEW YORK, Cnsmista by appointment to ncr Jlajcsty the Queen and to tho I'.oyal Family. NEW YORK BRANCH! 130, 132, 134 Charlton St. ROYAL PILLS. Sama medicinal properties na TIotilKuxir. FOH SALC BY ALL DRUQOISTS, REMEMBER THE BIG FOUR! Vinegar Bitters C0BDIAL, dc,"S"s SOc. Vinccar Bitters F0WDEHS, M doses, SOc Vinegar Hitters, ncwftyIc,P,,as'lJnt$1.00 VinesarBittors, old stylo, hitter taste. $ 1 .00 Tho World's Croat Blood Purlflor nnd Life Glvlns Principle i m n.'ii "TT WLy Aeap:railCO ilHteiS CLnovm, 'Iho iiaat tin 1, of a Century the Lcadlue Family Modlcluo ot tho olid. ILfipS , mUmWg n vr wTiAnnlJTim.CA U. HcUonalri UrU(?Cp.. RroprIetOM, HAN FRANCISCO ano IJEW YORIL fTT am in.i o o o trial. Give o o o Omen will receive prom pi Keb!S..ljr Next to CLAUS3 & nitO, Bank St., Ijchight.on, Iidsnlwats on hiiml a full hneo REPAIRING- branches piomplly ullrnded declU,86-Iy. n mm umumo u months; 25c. to Moi ELIXIR MISCELLANEOUS. Professor Korovl announcss that rich people live longer than poor pco lc. And yet, in spite of tills discouraging fact, some people continue to be Lorn poop. It tmist be attrlhutal to Ignor ance. Piles i rile. I! Piles III Sure cure for blind, blccdlnir and Itching piles. One box lias ettn-d the worst case of 20 years standing. Ko one need suffer live minutes after ttslnir William's Indian Pile Ointment. It ab sorbs tntnors, allays Itcliins of the pri vate parts, Homing else, bold liy ilriiK- clsts and mailed nn receipt of price, $1. William's Jlf'c Co.. IWs.. Cleveland. O. Sold at Thomas' druc store. N"o, Ethel; n licit you hear of a young girl having made a good "match" It doesn't signify that she has got some thing that will get up every morning and light the fire. To Yontig Ladies. If your life Is made a burden owlntr to blackheads, pimples and other eruptions on the face nnrring your beamy and causing so much chagrin, It Is no lonjer necessary to endure it. Dr. I'laue's Family Ointment will certainly remove all such blemishes and leave your skin soft, smooth and beautiful. Sold by all druggists and mailed on receiptor price, 20o. Williams Jlfg. Co., Prop's., Cleveland, O. Sold at Thomas' drug store. The young man ho impt luted a respectful kiss on the fair forehead of Ills best girl told his filcnd the nextday that he had been having a real hangup lime. A Word to Worktrs. If your avocations are mentally or physically laborious, If they subject you to exposure lu Inclement weather. If they conlino jou to the dc3k, and are of ttnatuioto involve wear and tear of brain, and nervous si rain, you may oe ca'ionally require some renovating ton ic llostellcr'js Stomach Hitters Is the article for you, It stimulates tlin failing (Miergics.Invlnoratei the body and clii:er3 the tulr.d. It enables the" system lo brow olt the debilitating effects of inl ine fatigue, gives renewed viaor to the organs of digt-stio'i, arouses the livei when inav.lve. which It very often is with peo.ile wh )se pursuits are sedent ary, rena.s the .j.nlod appetite, and en courages healthful repoic. Its lugrc li ents are sale, and its credential, which consist in the hearty endorsement ol persons of evciy class of society, art most convincing. Admirably It ii adapted to the medical wants of workers. Some one says a beau on a girl's arm is wortli two on her hut. 'J hat dn pends on how tight it Is tied. The autocrat of the breakfast table the baby in the high chair. Biliouscess s very prevalent at this season, the symptom being bitter taste, offensive breath, co.itc I "tongue, sick headache, drowslne-;", dizziness, loss of appetite. If this condition is allow el to continue, serious conso iiteui-es may remit. 11 v promptly Inking Ilnod's NaiKtparilla, a I'eter nny beavniilederpieiiuliiiodeatli prevented. It is a positive cure for biliousness, hold by all druggists. Tho shoemaker Is an authority on soles; and we suppose, tho dressmaker in bodice. The price or a young glr.if e is "00. A seventh-five cent ladder will do list as well. Tc-IIi-iht and To-llorrcw Night tnd each day and night tlutingthe week, oil can lin.l tit Uiery's, Weissport, an.! Thomas', Li-liighton, Kemp's Supposa-oi-ies aekiiuwl.'dg! 1 to be the nustsuc sful treatment yet introduced for the 'tire of piles. Old sufferers from this islrcssiiig com.il.iint are at once re lieved and In a short time a permanent 'lire established. Cheek the disease 111 inie by using the must oifectivc remedy. Price ,"0c. Sen.l a Idress for pamphlet m pills. Ilox L"J.', Lo lioy, N. Y. cow Many of the spring chickens 301 1 in Now York City are fattened on sun .iower seeds, which are said to iuipart to the Hr-sh a very line Ihvor. The only thing that can make money without udtortising thu mint. One of my ch:l iri':i, a girl about nine years old, had a very bad dlscli.u-ijelriini her head ami noo of a thick, yellowMi in titer, and was growing worse: wo had two different physician-, prescribe fur Iter, but without benefit: we tried ICh's Cream Halm, and much to our surprise in tliive days there w.h a nrirke.l Ini niotrment; we continued using the Ualtn anil in a short time the discharge was apparently cure J. O. A. Cary Coming, N. Y. It was in ol.len time customary lo ratify an asreement bv a bent coin. It was once supposed that little worms were bred in the fingers of idle servants. Arc you made miserable by indiges tion, constipation, dizziness, loss of ap petite, yellow skin? Billion's Vltalizer is a poiilivn cure. Sold at Dr Horns' and llicry's drug stoics. The original llapldary was presum ably a man without guilt at all events, he cast the fl."3t stone. "A man never loses anything by politeness." How about his seat in a street car. A perfectly sound body and a mind unimpaired are possible only with pure Wood. Leading medical authorities in lorso Ayer's Sarsaparilla as tho best blood purifying medicine In .existence. It vastly Increases the working and pro ductive powers of hand and brain. In closo application to business nothing on this footstool exceeds a mus tard plaster. A prize lighter is always willing to take his pay by the pound. The liev. Geo. II. Thaver.of Jlouibon, Ind., says: "lloth myself and wlfn owe our lives to, Siiir.tin's Consumption CuttK. lllery, Weissjiort, and Dr. Horn, Lehlghton. Tho lining of a Chicago man's cof fin was made to match the color of his whiskers, There is an art In putting on the ijloves, says a fashion paper. It Is easy enough after you get your hand In. The blood makes the entire circuit of the body every seven minutes, and whenever this circulation is Impeded, or any of its channels are clogged by Ini ptirlllus, dlscaso follows fever, or a dis order of liver, kidneys, or scrofula, or dyspepsia. To get at the sourch of the dllllculty, uso the blood purifier, Dr. Walker's Vinegar Hitters. What is done cannot be undone, especially if it is a genuine hard-boiled OSS' Il'oman Is not much of a phlloso-. phcr, but she Is proverbially a clothes observer. Absolutely sure to cure aches, pains and weak parts. Hop Planter, clean and non-falling. 2Se. The survival of the fittest Is the doctrine that InvarlaWv wn In a dog fight. KsKlTSTONXS Hlierlnllr Distilled for Medlolnnl Uso. Til BIST TONIC! UNEQUALE0 for CONSUMPTION WASTING 0ISEASES and GENERAL DEBILITY. PERFECTS DIGESTION. 1)11. EDW UWALLINTl, ur pool In Clilr-f, Natlurnl Guard uMv HUt'iiMim km called lo your Kjrnn Mult Whlnltpy by Sir lolar. DnipitUt, f Trenton, nnd 1 hirf iipH a few bottles wttlj fur laMUr effi-ct tlmn nny I Iihtii lmt, X urn n-cotnuifpdinR imr nrllcle hi m.v pmci Ice, nutl flitd It tery witlifnctury. DI7TAEI C?"lHITATICK3, CC7Th nnitlti Iik the IjtKtlwt of rc-:isllo ef I s'.'.'.o. nil thi l.abvl. EISrlEF! & BSENDELSQN, (S.:. Arau n-r lbs IT s.) 316, 318 and 320 Rata St.. Fhilidelphia, Pi. For sale at Dr. Horn's. THE CHAUTAUQUA id Planter. A ONE-HAND AUTOMATIC MACHINE. , I April 4, 1882. 1 au I rot). 24, 1885. All of Ketal, Light. Strom, Well oonstructea ana Elegantly Painted. Flanta Corn (and pumpkin ceed3), Beans, etc WORKS WKI.L IN SODDT, LUMPY AND STONY OKOVND. llighlv recommended by Farmers und Doalers In ell sections. Tho time saved In one day's uso will pay for lu PRICE, - - $2.70. Llhorid discount to sgonts end the trade. Canvassers easily mnke 110.00 per day In the planting season. Send for olrenlar itnd extra lndnoo- agents and this pa per, nnd address, ThBrJhaufcriuqarapianteirjompaii JAMESTOWN, M. Y l cur cart .J tLac:iiocr,'c3of Van ITrpI Trtirissitr. Virtueofi psniaaa 11 & a;7cci ktm ntTir xxroui ?3.irr, C cd r-.a rct3s:ct.d6d fcr heels of .rrisplo, CvJ., rf r 51. cvcr.7T'l cro. Italle.l fw LT"jXCO.,rortcr..T"iyj. Ifil'B.aeiiei Wt.'.,-.iyflw-js;-rriTsaf ADVERTISERS can learn the exact cost of any proposed line of advertising in American papers by addressing Geo. P. Rowell & Co., Nowspnpor AdvartlUng Buroau, IO Spruoo St., New York. Sond lOcts. for lOO-Parjo Pamphlet. TJucra of Opium, aro you aware that Cr Leslie E. Koelcy's " Uoobli: Chliiuidb of Gold" will cure tho worf t else of thla tcrrllile hahlt In frera three to flvo weeks (at hocc) witlmnt huiToi Inc. Unlike otLerto c-illed ' rainiest ontltlctoa," It contains not 0110 iiurtlelc ot'ophim, sir any of it's pi (iparutlnttN.aud yet the patfoaL wliilo rapidly rntuclufr nuuiihlno dovn to nothing, is uh'e to n'.teud to hid O'dlnary bn,lusa and eiduve llfo as he lies nut done since ufhiaiRg the Opium or Morphloo Habits. !:.Hid for rssay on tho Opium Hahlt. KltltK, or for Dr. Le'lte K. Kccley'a new work. "Opium: lis Use Aknso and Cure, sent free on application. It Is Uiemo.t complete and eomurelieiihive work ever piililtiliudi on the subject, and elves full instructions for suit cure at homo. Addtans, or cull on TJIK LESLIE 3. KQCLiSY CO., Piviuirr, III. ra 1JltCTi,lWstmilH.n -n. Arc va loci ly h-nfo ami ulnuyn llilcelual. liBfil to-Uoy rt-Kiilarly by lo,w Aintrlcnn Women. Ounrnnlrotl Kitperloi in nil otlicra, or C'anh rpluntleu. Don't was to inntipv ftii wiillilsTMtsi nnalrnnii T t1ili Itrmcily firHt Muld Ity all Dnifftrlsts, or limited tu any adtiroM Bend 4 cts. for pitrtlculara. WILCOX CO., riillaila., Va A 0UICK. PERMAN'HT. CERTAIN CUBE P0R 203 1 oriTndinKMi-inliOod.NorvonsneM Wo.ilaioss, Luck of Strong Ui, Vigor or Dovolopincn, Caugtt hr lutiiirretlon. execute, tto UensfiU In CBjt Our uau.-.ilf within a month, Ko Dvcoption fiorQu kckerr. Poifivo 1'roofs, tulldottcrlptloaau t UIE MLDXCAl CO., I'.O. Dcsr.rir 1?X DuiIaIo. ' MHUL U MALE or ftlAtKES3 A3D A Llfo Ezporlonco. Remarkable and qulclx cures. Trial Packages. Send stamp for sealed particulars. Addresa Dr. WARD Sc CO. Louisiana, Mo. 25 YEARS IM USE. Th OreitertHeiUgal Irtn'mpb. ef the Age SYMPTOMS OF A I.csn of niipetlte, llowcla cohIItc, l'alu la the head, vvltli n dull acnaatiou la the back Mrr, l'alu under iho shoulder Made, I'ullnoBis nflcr eutlns, vvitliadls. Incllnatlrnto exertion of body oreilnd, IrrltcLli:i)-of tecipcr, I.otrnyirlls, irlttt nfcelluiot hRvlur ncateetcd sons duty, Wcarlnres, Illzsineei, lrluttet'In;utthe Heart, Dctj before tho orco, Ifradacba over tho Tliht ejr, llce:lcsn-sj, with ntful drrnma, Illuiilv colored I rlut, ucd CONSTJPATION. fTUTT'S 1'ILLJ! aro especially udap.cd to ouch rasea, ono d-o en'uets euoli a chaus oficeiluRnstoiui-iulsiitliasuirerer. I heIiierente (tin .petlte.audeause tt0 body t s 'i ul.e s,ts I Ic.h, t tUa sisttra U noiiil!il,i d hYih . Tonto Action ca tao mneutlvuOriT.ina.lfeKular&CoolsBia lu I. v-rlen J.n.. . t Sfurrav St.. r. . TUTTS HAIR DYE. 0:tAr JItm or Wiii'Uekb ensured to a Ulomy liktrni t-y a. finsj.j aipiioaiion of thUOrr.. ! lir.parts.' '.-.iiif tt rdor, acis loa1anluneonlv. soel tr f lrii.IJ-stS, w rtHt I ,- ctni A-ion ruei,it ct a1. erflce,fX l.litM .yCi , KwA Vet. P"rTti?5w3 SO raLaiuonTHiAjjl jAjirSpfeJSjS. canvassers. iTfa-iV. Mention I p-r,- I U as y of pfc'.T, ov ccr-noju, luflant Jtirj, borrio XjiU'j, O-tipa, I.7 Eirwca, fcsi WITHOUT SUFFERING
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