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Itthlghton, Carbon Co., Pa., by
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VOL. XIV., No. 22.
LEHIGHTON, CAItttON COUNTY, PA., SATURDAVT, APRIL 17, ISM.
If not paid in advance, $1,25
ATTJltNEYS AND COUNCELLOI'.S,
pq-QltAOE lir.YDT,
ATTOKNEY AT LAW,
Ornrnt Thn room recently occupied by
vv. iu. itapsnor,
BANK STltEET, LEHICJHTON, PA.
May be consulted In English and German,
Jul 4, isis-iy
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M. kai'siiki:,
ATTORNKY fc COUNOELLOR AT LAW.
vinsT Dona arotk tub masbion house.
MAUUlt CHUNK, PEKK'A.
Heal rotate and Collection Agency. Will
liny and Sell Ileal Estate. I'onvcyano nic
neauy uone. lioiiecunns promptly maua.
Nettling rjuatcs of Hecedrnts n Specialty.
May I w consulted In English and Oortnan.
November 22,1S .
T
A. SNYDKR
ATTORNEY AT LAW.
Ilinci Corner of Hunk Street ft: Ilankwuy
2nd building abovo the Carbon Advocate
Printing Ofllce. . ,
Nay 10. 1683-ni6l ..sLKllltJHTON.
EV.KORfMEB.'Sr.,"
0TARY PUBLlJj
OFFICII: ADVOCATE ltUII.DIXH,
Bankway, Lehighton, Fennci
All business pertaining to tbe i
receive prompt attention
lo
PHYSICIANS AND DENTISTS.
D
II. T. AI.FIMCI) AXMIF.WS,
homeopathic mysicians; sunaco.v
Opposite Niillian Snyder's Slorc,
EAST WEiSRPOE C
Special attention given to chronic diseases
and Diseases of Women. iipii7-Mu
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It. W. W. KF.HEH
PHYSICIAN AND ST'ltniXIN
DANK STREET. LEHltHlTON, PA.
11'FICE Hoar at Partyvlllo From a.m..
to Vi m, dally,
ifay bo consulted In tile English or Oerman
Language. May 17. '64.
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KKIIKIi, .11. I.
V S. EXAMINING SURGEON,
PRAt'TlOINO I'll YSIIJIAN& SUIiHEIIN
OrflCE IbinK .Street, H Hunt's IIlock.
I.EHIOHTON, PENN'A.
Nny he consulted In tbo German Language.
Nor.S.tli.
Ty . u. sKipiii:,
PHYSICIAN AND SURUEON,
SOUTH STREET, LKI1IOIITON, PA.'
Mav be consulted In English or Oerman
Special attention (ilven to OvjiKcmonv
OrFirK Horms From 12 M. to 2 P. H.,
a,id from 0 lot, P. M. March 31, 83
P. A. Rabe'-iold, D.D.S.,
lit! A. NUIl Ol'EIOE-OiiposlteOlaussfc Uro'a
Bank St., Lshighton, Pa
DenMstry In all lt branches. Teeth ex
tracted without p.uti. Oas adinlnliterod
when requested tittlce Hays W Ell. Nl.S
DAY of e tell week P. II. Address,
L1TZENHEKO, Lehigh county, Po.
Jan. 3, l. i-ly.
W. A. Cortright, D.D.S.,
OFFICE : Opposite the "nroadivay House,"
Mauoh Chunk, Pa.
Patlenra have the benelit of he lntost Im
provements In raedmnhul appliances ami
tho best methu Is of treatment hi all surgleat
eases. ANjUS TIIKTlii administered If
desired. IT poMI'de, persons residing outside
of M&ueh Chunk khould m.ike eugaginonls
by mail. htj.rl
EYE AND EAU.
DR. G. T. POX
Visits Allcnlown regularly on Til UKSD.VY
oTcjoIi week. Practice limited to
Diseases of the Eye & Ear
Office at Hurdrn's American Hotel, ur.d
oflio. hours Iron. 9 In tho forenoon until
3:31) In tho afleru ion. Al atlen.U to Tte
Imctinii of the Kya tor Ih, propsr adjust
meat of hse?, und for tiie rehol' autl ouro
of optical deftu'ts
May also bo consulted at his office in
11ATII, Wedneidae und Snlurday of each
wfek el I1ANGOR ru Mondtiv, and at
K ASTON on Tuesday. jan 2 RU ly.
HOTELS AND JKIRY.
QARBON HOUSE,
JONATHAN K1STI.ER. PHOPIllETOR,
Hank St., Leiiiomton, Pa.
Tha (IxiuoH Housu oilers ftrsuclass acconi'
umdatlnns to the Traveling public Hoarding
bv the Iiav or Week on Reasonable Term,.
Uholce Ulgarf, Wlnoj and Liquors nlmiyiou
band. Uod Sheds and Stables, with atter
ttre Hostlers, attached. April 10. yl,
JDACKEItTON HOTKli.
I I way between Mauch Chunk Lehlghten
LEOPOLD MEYER, PaorBltTOB,
Packerton, Penn'a
This well known hotel Is admirably refitted,
and li is tho best accommodations lor ueriuan.
nt and transient boarders, bicelleut tables
anl tho very best llqimi. Also Una stables
a tached. Sept. 18-yl.
D. J. KISTLEtt
Uesnectlully anuounera tn th public that he
has opened a NEW LIVERY S 1'AIILK In
eoanrotlon with his hotel, and Is prepared to
furnish Teams for
Fausrals WeiiiuEs or Easiness Trips
or shortest notice and most llheraDerins. All
orders left at the "(,'arbon Uoute" will receive
protaptttaUoa. Suibl oa Kor.b Sinn,
aeiilbsai'.i: I.t!.,n",a.
Thomas' Drug Store.
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Fiiysiciaas Peiscr.irtio.is
,'jarofullly Compoancicd
SANK TttKET. Lohiiihton.
MtLLKIl and lxnleia la
Flour and Feed.
Vi. Kind of (1IIA1.N COUCH'f HUH MILD
rtKOUI.AU MAllKLT ItATKH
Wo wnn'.d. also, toanectiuilv Inlorta onrcu
ui ihut wenio loiw fullv I'lvpund to hli
l. toem with
The Best of Coal
rrom f ry M !u dcalicn at Vlilt
IAIF i:.ST I'RSC'KS.
V. HEILMAN A CO
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i I.t tVioRiihyrup. Txt.t'Hcn l. frJ
lite lu tine Koul hvdroci'tt ta.
CL'ilFS VHTft; ALL LLLl.fSIL S. 11
OI.1NKIN nHLTNKY,tnlilonble
Hoot and Snoa .Mai: mt. Hank St.
I.eliUHon. All work warranted.
Sale Bills !
Printed hile you wait. Wc
liave better faeilitirs than any
other oilice in this county ior
this work. Give us a call.
i. CONVEY ANUEH,
AND
8F.NERAL INSTJlt AI7CE AGENT
The fullowlna CimipAniei are RMprMniitedt
LIS C Art )N MUTUAL 1'IRK
IIBAD1NO MUTUAL l'.I ME.
WYOHINO TIItR.
i-orr?viLt.E ritiK,
LKHIGIl r I H'fv ntitl the
TRAVELERS AUUIDENT INf UH AKOC
Also Pnnst lvinlt and M it tinl Home fhle
etcctlreand luorant-o Companv.
March il. 1S71 I'll OS. KHMEItEIt.
T. J. BltETNEY,
Ileepectf'dly announces to the mcrchnnts of
Lehlvhton and others that bo Is prepared to
do nil kinds of
Hauling of Fieight, Express
Mutter and Baggage
at very reasonable prices. Hy prompt at
tention to all ordi ra be hopes to inrilt a share
ol public putroiiiit-e. Hrsldcnce, coiner of
Pino anil Iron Strvot. Lehlghtin, Pa.
Orders tor hauling loll at ('. M. awreny U
Son's Slore will receive prompt attention.
T. J. UREr.VEY.
Oct. 12. 18313m.
E. F. LICK KNIl.M H
DhALER IN
Wall Papers,
Kordeis & Decorations,
Books, Stationery, Fancy Goofls.
Window Shades & Fixtures,
Lillet Stylts. made and pui up, If des Iron.
Paints, Oil, Varnish, Putty,
Brushes & general Painters'
Supplies.
Ho. 61 Broadway. Mancb Ctal, Pa.
Dvlov the UtoaJjvay K'aitk
3 P"rra
.jliiiI?.Iioo: , TCtH-vh.Hcipler.tCcnrjrp
r-rso-ln adTft-:ccti ft 150 of W
t'aru Hi OenrODO Vr uiYjih
Ji!t A. a Jtfcwr it Co.. Rcl9 J
ITcp's.Eanimoro.Md., U.B.A. tfj
SALVATION OSL,
"The Greatest Cure on Earth for Pain,"
Will relieve nora quickly than any
other known remedy. nheunatJsm,
Neuralgia, Swellings, Drti:se3, Durn3,
Scald3, Cuts, Lumbago, Gores, Frost
bites. Backache, Vounds, Headache.
Toothache, Sorains, &c. Sold by o!)
Drurrcists. Price 25 Cents a Dottle.
Iiipisilivo Mrs. Ditziioolior.
iir.fi. riTKoooiiLit bei:ks roit ixroitM-
ATION nil; 1'UZZI.INO QULS
TI'JX Til AT SI1U ASKLD HCtt
LOUD AND MASTKlt.
"Fl(7.."l)rlghtlv reiuarketl the amiable
Mrs. Fltzgcober, as her husband leaned
back In his clulr, and turned to the
athletic department of the paper, "I
wish you Mould seethe captain of the
Atlanlas, and tell him wo have got a
bit; lot of Jlie.-i that we will close out tt5
li I in cheap, as the season Is nearly
over."
"Fllesl'' echoed the astonished man,
"flies I Now what under the sun do you
suppose they want flics for?''
"To strike, of course! Don't the paper
I ell of the number of fllej struck? And
If they knofk them around that way
every tlav, they inukt be compelled to
replenish tlii-ir stock."
"Oh, soul of Socnttt, did I ever hear
of the like?" groaned ritz. "H'hatthey
tnt-an by a fly,my deluded wlfe,ls itlfock
liiS Ihe ball inlo the air."
A blank look overspread the lady's
face as she replied.
"Oh, yes; I understand now, the fly
Is on the lull."
'"ltz ejt.d her pityingly.
' "No, thfio's no lly on the b.ill."
"Why do they e.tll it a fly, then?"
"Uceaiuc the ball Hies tluottvjli the
air."
"That's It, is It: I m glad you told me.
Dut they do have a coop of ehltikens to
turn looe and iiin nfier, don't th?"
"No, tliy don't have chicken I"
"How do they manage to catch foivls,
then'."'
Fkzitouber almost fainted, but nun
age.1 to gurgle forth,
"What a pity eomo uouien haven't u
grain of .sense."
"I was jiut asking for infunnation,"
timidly answered his wife.
"Do.ly," spoko Fllz, "a foul Is when
tl'.e man at the li.tt,'"
"What bat?"
"Hase-ball bat, of course. A foul is
when the ball Is struck by the bat"
"I thought Ihe man struck the ball."
"Thev do," said the bewlldcre I ni in,
"but lie has a hat to strike with; and
when the lull Is struck, and does not
cross or enler the diamond"
"Do tliuy play with diamonds, too?"
"No, no; the diamond is formed by
the bases."
"What are the bases?"'
"The points Hie men must louch be
fore they can sroie a run."
"Oil, yes, the player get arrested
sometimes, don't the?"
"Arrested for what?"
"Fur stealing thu base. I saw In the
paper where one man stole all three of
them."
"Oh!" groaned Kilz. "they mean by
that, that the player slips up on the
base."
"What make3 them slip up on the
base; they ain't allie are they?"
I'itzgoober did not reply. He merely
cast a scornful look at his better half.
"I also saw," continued tho lady,
"where several of them look their first
btscs on balls. Now, do they have a
rUht to have bases sen ei to them in
any style they want to?"
Still l-'itz was silent; he was almost
paralj.ed.
As he did not reply to her question,
Hn. l'ltzgoober sprung up and left the
room hurriedly, growling angrily,
"I think thing have conic to a pretty
piss, when a husband won't glut his
wll'o Information on a subject that she
asks about!"
ENFORCED HONESTY,
Mrs. I'eterby caught Matilda Snow
bill, her servant, several cunsecutlui
times.
"Now, I've caught you again. You
seem to be a natural born thief."
"Yes, mum, btitl'se had a run of bad
luck oh late."
"What I want to know Is how it
comes that in your recommendation
from the lady you lived with last, she
says you never stole from her, I5!d she
lie about It?'1
"N, mum, she toles tie troof."
"Have jou then become dishonest
slnco you cainii to me?'1
"No, mum. I allers stole when I had
a chance.".
"1 suppose she kept everything
locked up."
"No mum, she was do wife ob one ob
dose newspaper men, and dar wasn't
nulllii In de houso wulf stealing. Dey
am owlu' me a inunf's wages ylt."
Lord Dnflerln, Vleeroyot Jndla.h.w
received authority Irom thf JJrJiUh gov
ern titui to iatita Uuni.ak.
Kl
A naturalist says that when a Hon
becomes old and un&ble to Injure a man
Ills main falll out. If you have a spltu
against n lion don't tackle him until his
mane falls out. P. S.. Don't tacklo
him the... Iflrs nil.r m tn .In It
for you.
A Esnsible Man
would use Kemp's Itahcm for the throat
and lungs. It Is curing mora cases of
coughs, colds, asthma, bronchitis, croup
and all throat and lung troubles, than
any other medicine. Thu proprietor has
authorized Illery, of AVelssport, anil
Thotn
as. this ulace. to refund vour
money- If, after taking three-fourths of;
a bottle, relief Is not obtained. Price
50c. and $1. Trial size free. j
"To be visible a comet must be,
seen," observes an astronomer. This
sounds reasonable. Wo presume to be
invisible a comet must bs unseen. It
isn't hard to be an astronomer, if you
only know how.
Dr. Frazior's Root Bitters.
Frazler's Hoot Hitters are not a dram
shop beverage. But arc strictly medi
cinal In every sense. They act strongly
upon the liver and kidneys, keep the
bowels open and regular, cleanse the
blood and system of every Impurity.
Sold by druggists, $1.00. At Thomas'
drug store.
Murray hill nobs hire men by the
year to take care of their cats. Ordi
nary people havo no trouble with their
cate. They just turn them loose aud
let the neighbors look after them.
Encklen's Arnica Ealve.
The best salve In the world for cuts,
bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rhucni, fever
sores, tetter, chapped hands, chllblands,
corns, and all skin eruptions, and posi
tively cures piles, or no pay required.
It is guaranteed to give perfect satisfac
tion, or money refunded. Price 23 cents
per box, at T. V, Thomas'.
There Is very little between a baby's
smile and heaven, aud a woman Is quite
as near It when there Is only a window
glass between herself aud a display of
spring bonnets.
Dr.l'razer's Magic Ointment.
A sure euro for all boils, hums, sores,'
cuts, llesh wounds, sore nipple, hard
and soft corns, chapped lips and hands".
Price CO cents. Sold bydrugsUts. Wil
liams M'f'g. Co., Prop's., Cleveland,
O. Sold by Thuuias, the druggist.
In the Parlor. She Anticipation,
lie Exultation. Both Osculation.
Tather Indignation. He Gyration.
All around seniation.
ThR3o are Solid Facts.
The best blood- purifier and system
regulator ever placed within the reach
of suffering humanity, truly Is KlectTjc
Hitters. Inactivity of thu liver, bljll
ouiiiess, jaundice, constipation, weak
kidneys, or any dl ease of tliorlqtuS'
or;n3, or who ever requires an apoe
tizer, tonic or mild stimulant, wll
always find Electric Hittprs the best and
only certain euro known. They act
siut-ly anJ quickly, every bottle guaran
tee 1 to give entire satisfaction or money
refunded. Sold at fifty cents a bottle bj
T. I). Thoin is.
"Yes," said thu pawnbroker, "It Is
certainly monotonous silting at this
desk from uioru to night, nevertheless
I take some Interest In the work
Why will you eolith when Sh lion's
Cure will give Immediate relief? Price
ll)c, 50c, SI. Sold by Dr. Horn, Le
hlghton. Hiery, Weisspoit.
"Is the tide going out!" said a sail
or to a gentleman who was passing a
house where a marriage ceremony had
just taken place.
Don't be fooled with something else.
The Hop Plaster Is the best Porous
plaster known.
To a certain extent we all profit by
each other's misfortunes, but tho man
who tells a woman that her babe Is not
pretty Is liable to go homu with a bleed
ing seal p.
Shiloh's Catarrh Hemedy a positive
cure for catarrh, diphtheria and canker
mouth. Sold hy Illery, Welssport, and
Or. Horn, Lehlghton
Alligator hides nre worth seventy
live cents each in Loulsanna. This sig
nificant fact explains why tramps are
seldom seen so far south.
A nasi! injector frco with each bottle
of fchllolt's Catarrh Iiciuedy. Price fiO
cents. Sold by Illery, Welssport, and
Horns, I.ehlghton,
Il has been observed by the men
who browse on the dry fodder of statis
tics, that the Knglish could sparrow a
few more of their birds.
The selfish nun may have much
wealth; but like the water on the sea, it
quenches the thirst of none.
Ayer's Cathartic Pills are suited to
every age. They are mild and pleasant
In action thorough and searching in ef
fect, and, being sugar-coated, are eay
to take. These pills never fall to give
satisfaction.
The man who thought that an edi
tor's work was "nothing more than to
write,", found he was wrong when he
tried It."
Honesty, like gold, Is frequently
used to plate baso metals.
For dyspepsia and liver complaint.you
have a printed guarantee on every bot
tle of Shiloh's Vitalizer. It never fails
to cure. Sold by all druggists.
An exchango has a department
headed "Woman's Talk." Il crowds
out a good share ot the advertisements.
Ho cliceiful and you are bound to
l.o l.Millltv M'lia .buniLltn, t.illni.t t
., " ,
the ono who dies.
Shiloh's Cure will Immediately relieve
croup, whooping cough and bronchitis.
Sol I bv l)r Horn Leh'"htoii anil ltiprv
v.,L 1,onl'J-u'mo" J""
" -"I'orL
Somebody has Invented a woman's
hat thai shuts up, but the woman her-
sell still continues otherw Isc.
Hope Is a guldbo.trd that is always
, ' v , . .
pointing to a pleasant pathway through
nr.
"Ilackmft.ick," a lasting, a fragrant
perfume. Price a& and f0 cents. Ulery,
weissnorf Ur Horn Lehlshtcn
neisspoii, ur.uorn, .enignio.i.
Iransactlons In poultry are apt lo
bred had blood. Men arc hvays In -
dlgnaut when thoy itet a fowl of each
.?
,
j 'OGTLEIl JOE.
i stood nt Ce. as Tue sun vrcnt doHn. by
i a cravo uhere a wonmn lies,
Who Iurcd men's ot Is to the shnres ol sin
wllh thought of her wantt.n eyes,
' Wlioswis tiie sotift Hint tho siren Sanson
thn treiuh rous I.nrlty hclvlit,
Who.n inre wai ai falras n suminor tiny and
ho,e heart was its bhuk as night,
Yet a btosfnin I falnnniild pluck to-day fioui '
the Kimlfii above her iliiit: i
.Notlliehii.ruornuslllyofthesouUessslnnor'
tiie hli'dd-ri'il rose ef litat.
, Uut a swert white-hloir.om or holy lnvc that
1 Brew Inllic one urcm spot
i 1:1 t,HJ nrl'' ,lt"sCrt "r l'none'a life. licro nil
as Paicncu and not.
In the snmnicr, when the meadows were
ttiilow with hl'ie and red,
Joe, the 'ostler n the Mttc;ple,and fair Annie
Smith were wed.
Plump was Annie, plump and pretty, with a
cheek as while its snow :
He was anything but baudsom;, was the
Magpie's Vsllcr, Jon.
Cut he won the winsome lassie. They'd n
col luce and a cow
And her nuttronh-Hid sat Hiihlly on tho vil
lage beauty's brow.
Sped tho mouths and came a baby- such a
blue-eyed baby hoy!
Joe was working In the stables when tlicy
told 111 m of tils Joy.
He was rubbing down thehorses and hejave
them then and there
All a special feed of clover Just In honor of
lite heir;
It had been his great ambition, and he told
the horses so,
That the Fates would send a baby who might
bear Ihe name of Joe.
Little Joe the child was christened, and.likc
babies crew apace,
Hod his mother's eyes of azure and his fath
er's honest face.
Swift the happy ears went over, ycar3of
blue and cloudless SNyj
Love was lord of that small rottage, and the
tempests pascd them by.
Tassed them by for jenr?, tnen swiftly burst
hi fury o'er their home;
Down the lane by Annie's cottage chanced a
genlleman to roam;
Thrice he came and saw her sitting by the
window with her child,
And he nodded to tho baby, and the baby
luuched and smiled.
So at last It erevvta know him little Joe was
nearly four;
He would call Ihe "pn ttygemplun," as he
passed the open door, -And
one day he ran and canirljt him, and In
child's plav pulled him In,
And the baby Joe hud prajed for brought
about the ir.othci's sin.
'Twasthe same old wretched story Hint for
ages bards have sung:
'Twas n woman weak and wanton and a vil
lain's tempting tongue;
'Twas a picture deftly painted for a silly
creature's eyes
Of the Ilabjlnnlan wonders and the joy that
In them lies.
Anno llslencd and was tempted; she was
tempted and she fell.
As the angels Tell from heaven to the black'
o.st depths of hell;
She was promised wealth and splendor and a
life of guilty sloth.
YUlow gold for child and husband and the
woman left them both
Home one eve camo Joe the 'ostler with a
cheery cry of "Wlfel
Klndlnc that winch blurred forever alt the
story of Ids life,
she hail left a silly letter through the cruel
scrawl lie spelt
Then he sought tho lonfly bedroom, Joined
his homy hands and knelt.
"Xnw.O Lord, OfJod, forgive her, for she
ain't to blame!" he cried;
"For 1 owt t'a seen her trouble, and 'a gono
away and died
Wlij . a lass like her find bless her! twasu't
likely as she'd rest
With that bonny head forever on a 'ostler's
rni'gcd vest.
"It was kind o' her to bear me all this long
and happy time,
So for my sake lease to bless her,
Though you count her deed a crime;
It so be I don't pvay proper. Lord, forgive
me, for J on seo
I can talk all right to 'osscs, but I'm nervous
like with thee,
Xe'er a line came to the cottage from the
woman who bad flown;
Joe, the baby, died that winter, and the man
was left alone.
Ne'er a bitter word he uttered, but In silence
kissed the tod.
Having what he told his horses; saving what
he told tils (iod.
Far away In mighty London rose the woman
Into fame,
For her beauty won men's homage, and she
piospered In her shame:
Quick from lord to loril sho lllttcd, higher
still each prize she won.
And her rivals paled besldo her as the stars
beside the sun,
Ncxl she made the stage her market, and she
.dragged Art's temple down
To the level ot a show-place for the outcasts
of the town.
And the kisses sho had given to poor 'Ostler
Jon fur naught
With their gold mid costly Jewels rich and
tilled lovers bought.
Went the years with flying footsteps while
her star was at Its height,
Then tho darkness came im swiftly, and the
gloaming turned to night
Shattered stmiKth and faded beauty tore the
laurels from her brow;
Ot the thousands who had worshipped never
ono came near her now.
Ilrnkcu down In health and fortune, men for.
got her veiy name,
1111 the news that she was djlng woke the
echoes of her fame;
And tho papers In their gossip mentioned
how an "actress" lay
hick to death In humble lodgings, growing
weaker every day.
One there was who read the story in a tar-oft
co'i:,try place,
And that night ilieil.ving woman wokeniid
looked upon his face.
Once again the strong arms clasped her that
had clasped her long ago,
And the wearied bead lay pillowed on Ihe
breast of '0tler Joe.
I All the past had he forgotten, all the sorrow
lim, lnc mm.
lie bad found her (del: and lonely, and his
I wile lis now could claim.
' slm'e Prarid loiks win, h id known her
tin,, and ;li Had slunk imav.
lie could riiisti tils loinj lost darliiiE, and no
111:111 6:,y him nay.
tn his arm death found her lylns.ln his arms
I And h" tSrs"came down iu torrents as he
kiKll beside tliii deiul. :
i ?cvcr oaco his love had taKcrcd thrcujjb tier
, liaM-, unhallowed iit.-'j - - '
.And lim sumo above her aiUos tears the
I honored name ol wife. -
1
,- ', ,
That's tho b!ftsoin I fain would pluck to-day
-from the garden abovHberUtist;
NoUhivhuimiorouIll otsaulienslnuorthe
' imM'.Ttth "b'toitm. ot holy love Mat
. sr l W ,,ll"':le FoJ'" !.ul...
In Mie nra 'le.bri of Phryxa Hf, wbwe l'
w.s ,ie.iej .-. j.'t.
AllGgcl Airieae Humor.
rvvisr ptoriss, cullld trom the
COLVM2CS Of KXCltAttUKS.
The recent railroad blockade recalls a
story that a distinguished ilalnn gentle
man tells against himself. Some years
njio lie was maklnja jourunytlownltast,
when his train heoauio now-hound. It
a, ,,, ...,- ,, ,,
. ,
1;o!'e ot P"JB' unl" daylight. Uut
neir at hand was a little village that
bnastPil n iJtibllo hall. It was sujftjested
that the pasngcrs adjouru to the hall
and listen to an addres by their dis
tinguished fellow-traveler. He finally
consented to do his part: the hall was
warmed and lighted, and the lecture
tuck place. Tho next day the gentle
man was approached bv a ilurdy joung
yocman, who said:
"You're the inui who made tho
speech 1.1st nlaht, ain't vou?'
Tho Identity being duly established he
went on
'I want to thank you for it, L don't
know when I've enjoyed myself more
than I did while you weie talking.'
The orator experienced the genial
glow which unconventional and un
sought praise Is wont to Inspire, and he
cordially took the honest fellow's hand.
'Yes,' tho young man continued, lt
was a good thing. You see, my girl
Is on the train, and while you were
lecturing she and I had the car all to
ourselves.'
AX UNPLEASANT REMINDER.
It was at a Washington residence and
the young man had been going often
and staying late until thu girl felt the
monotony. Ono night about 11 o'clock
tiie conversation dragged and for a
minute or two he sat In a cogitative
mood with his hand to his forehead.
'I had something pleasant to tell you,'
he said, finally,
'Yc3,' she responded, irqulrlngly,
'what was it?'
'Uni urn let mo see,' rubbing his
head; 'I can't just think what It was.
'May bo It was 'good night,' sho sug
gested.
He looked at her for a mlnntebut she
never flinched; then he went away and
up to date has not been bark.
A STAl) AT LUlKr.TY.
First Socialist Hcniembcr tho meet
ing to-night, Josef. Important ques
tions to be discussed. Assassination ol
Blsmark, blowing up thu Washington
monument, kidnapping Victoria-
second bociallst 1 nave so many
duties, nenrlch, I can not attend. I
am
'We are also going to decide whether
or not we shall have beer at our meet
ings in future.'
'What! Havo our rights been ques
tioned? Are our liberties Invaded?
Helnrieh, when justice calls I am at my
post. I will be there.
TlIDY ARC ALL ALIKE.
Overheard In a street car First lady
Why, you know, dear, my husband Is
too forgetful for anything. Why, do
you know, when ho goes out he really
don't remember where he is going.
Second lady Well, all men are alike.
They keep on talking and half the time
they forget where they are going.
First lady to conductor, 'Stop at Col
lego street, pleaso.'
'Conductor: 'Two blocks back,
madam.'
WAR PRICES IN THE SOUTH
A few days ago a party of gentlemen
were discussing high prices in the South
during the latter part of the civil war.
'I paid 30 a yard for a suit of gray
cotton jeans,' said the first speaker,
'and the suit of clothes cost me i'MO
after being cut and made.'
'The biggest trade I made during the
war,' said No 2, 'was $110 for a spool of
cotton thread.'
'And I,' said No. 3, 'paid S15 for a
shave.'
'How could a man carry enough
change in his pocket to buy anything?'
I ventured to ask.
'They s'tuffnd it In their hats, boots
and pockets, or most any where il would
stick,', replied No. 1.
lajientahle io.voranci:.
An Evanstou mother was reading her
little girl the Sunday school !t'Soii for
the day, when sho came to the verse:
'Hut when they.nett saw Joseph they
found him In a position of great author
ity and power, ami'
'Joseph was klng.wasu't he, mamma?'
Interrupted Ethel.
'No, Ethel, ho was not king, but ho
was very high - next to the king.'
'Oh, I know, mamma; ho was Jack-
Jack high.'
uy fair-minded man will readily seo
from the above that no pokerclubs exist
In Evauston, or Ethel would havo been
better Inform d as to where thr Jack
ante In.
THE MISTAKE PIIOI1A I1I.Y NATLRAI..
A eei tain rich hut Ignorant old fanner
In Georgia was asked by hh fellow
citizens to run for the legislature
1 won't do It,' he b.i!d, Indignantly.
'Why won't you? You'10 just the
nun for it,' was the reply.
'Am J? Well, I just hain't, nuther.
You think I'm awIiic up thar tin' go
trapesln' aroun' with then durnrd
striped clo's on? Go 'long an' gll some
body else to go to your doggone legls-
latur. Ycr can't git me, and that's all
lliar is to hit.'
THE TEliTJI VVIUIE NOT I'ALSK EKOUGII.
,V lady with bur head bandaged in a
handkerchief rushes inlo a duutist's
ottlcA aud exclaims:
Doctor, I can't stand it any longer.
These false tooth you nude cause me
the mcst terrible agony '
'Well, madjim, what would yen havsf
I could not Imitate nature any better.'
A PROFITABLE CUSTOM.
Rtr.mEr.ir fin XVflriln'fnn hfelnrfrl
-DoinanyiLateimwcoiuB in here to ;
,i,ti, 1
I Uar''.enJer-No,butweeatch a fiood
HE'D CHOOSE 10 BE A BABY.
The following stoty was told nt the
recent encampment of the Grand Army
nt Mexico, Mlssouil. A group around
one of the numerous camp fires were
relating Incidents of bravery and cow
ardice shown In battle, and this Is one
of them:
"It was at the hattls of Gettysburg,'
said the speaker, "when the bullets
were falling like hall, nni ths shells
were snrlol.ing and bursting over our
heads In a way to make the bravest
heait tremble, a piivato diopped out of
the inuka and shulkcd back toward the
rear. Ho was well under way, when
unfortunately for him. he was met by
Gen. Slocnm coming to theftont.
" bat ate doing here? Get back to
your post," the general shouted:
"The poor fellow stopped still and
trembled likj a leaf, but made no re
ply." '.'Get back 30 your post, you miserable
cowaid; aren't ou ashamed of yourself
lo b2 skulking back hero when you
should be In the front with your bravu
comrades?"
Still the man ma le no reply, but com
menced to cry like a year oIJ Infant
"You Infamous, sneaklus coward,"
scouted the Infuriated general, "get
back to your post; I'll ride you down
like a dog. Why, you are nothing but
a baby."
'"I-I-I'll t-t-t-tell you what g-g-gener-al,"
said the blubbering fellow, "I'd
g-g-g-glvo anything just n-n-now if I
was u b-b-baby, and l-l-f I had my
ch-ch-cholce I'd rather be a female
baby."
BE MODEST.
'Illustration, of Paris, relates an
amusing story concerning Prince Na
poleon. A poor girl, uilssrabla and de
jected lookiug, asked alms of the prince
who was then a representative of the
people. He handed her a five-franc
piece, on which was the effgy of Napol
eon I., and as she was feasting her eyes
on the money, tha prlnco asked, "Do
you think I resemble him?"
"Whom?" said she, opening her eyes
in astonishment.
Prince Napoleon pointed to the white
piece of money.
"Hut whom?"
"Nupoleonl"
The gill looked at hlra, aud repeated
as if she had been spoken lo In an un
known language: "Napoleon! N'a-po-le-oul"
The prince was astonished. "Then
you did not know Napoleon?" he In
quired. "No."
"Nor ever .even heard hint spoken
of?"
"Never."
In the Hue de Rivoll, Paris, a being
was found who didn't Kuow who Na
poleon was. And Prlnca Jerome ad
ded, as he related the Incident: "Gen
tlemen, you see how it is. He modest!"
PaOTSCTIITO THEIR BIGHTS.
Probably no roneei 11 in tho country
has adhered more strictly 10 the 1'etcr
miuation to achieve success by the lib
eral use of printer's Ink than has the
Brown Chemical Company, of Balti
more, Md. Starting business about five
years ago, they have expended oyer Sl,
500,000 In tho preparation and circula
tion of printed matter, more. than, half
of which has been paid tor newspaper
advertising. All this has been dune to
make known tiie virtues of their cele
brated lirown 8 Iron Bitters.
As might be evpected, very larse sale
have lesulted from this enormous out
lay. In fact, Brown's Iron Hitters is
about as staplu in many drug stores as
is liotir at the corner grocery. Like all
good tilings, Brown's Iron Bitteis has
uecn largely imitated. Tliore aie un
scrupulous manufacturers who cater to
just this sort of trade, and some de tiers
are so lacking iu principle, that because
a greater profit can bo made on ftaudti
lent than on genuine medicines, thev
are willing to delude the public by puslf
Ing oif Iron Tonic. Bitters and other
tonic medicines iu place of tho genuine
Brown's Iron llittrrs. which Is undoubt
edly one of the put est and best medi
cines known. These frauds have been
practised so extensively, that the com
pany, finding all other means Innde-
liute, have at last detenu ned to trv a
little cold law to put a ston to them.
Suits lor heavy damages have therefore
ucen coniinenci'tl ntralnst Frederick
Stearns it Co.. Detroit, Mich., who are
known as the Non-Secret Me Heine
Manufacturers!, for selllii" Iron Tonic
B t ers; against Meyer Bros. & Co.. of
St. Louis, Wholesale. Druggists, for sel
ling Brown's Iron Tonic, prepared by
U ,1. Lincoln. Little Bock. Ark., and
against Jas. A. Dieklii'on, a druggist in
HuHimorc. for Iron Ton c Bitters with
his name mum the label, which medi
cine was made by Koshlaud, Hollander
A Co.. of that cltv. and also elalmod as
an Imitation. We wish the Brown
Chemical Company every success In
these suits, us It Is high tlmo those who
h.ne pluck enonsli to carrv larae enter
prises such as theirs to success, should
be protected from those who live not by
their own genius and effort, but by
copying aud' counterfeiting things that
have been made standard and valuable
by others.
THE OK0V1NO NOR TK WEST.
Said the mayor of Minneapolis to an
alderman:
"I hear thai- another family moved
Into St. Paul yesterday."
"Yes."
"How large?"
"Man nthl wife and four children."
"That's bad. What are we doing?"
"Well, one pair of twins Is repotted
from the Fourth vt aid and two immi
grants from Now York have just got
here. I expect a friend and his wife and
ono child to arilve on the noon train. I
think we.' II manage tokecp up with that
one-horse town down the river."
Hobson Your husband's death made
a very profound Impression on me, my
dear Mrs. Busk. I loved John, and I
think John loved me. The world has
lost a good lean, and. tbe falnlstry a
bright light.
Mrs. Rusk Oh, it does neera so hard
to bear, snt tbnn you know John was
epar!n- forthe S'tW effort of his
Hie.
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My children havo been peculiarly sub
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cxtendiug to the lungs, and quickly sub
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-J. B. Wellington, Plalnvlllc, Mich.
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