A Sluggish Liver Causes tlio Stomach mid Dowels to be come disordered, mul Ilia wliolu system to sutler from debility. In all such cases Ayer's Tills give prompt relief. After much suffering from Liver mid Stomach troubles. I iiitu tin.llly liven cured by taking Ayer's (.'atlmrtir 1'ilU. 1 alwsnsflml tlintu prompt and llmniiili In their action, anil their uiratliimil iiie keeps tun In a perfectly healthy condition.--lliilpli Wcem.in, Alinapolts, Shi. Twenty-five years ao t KiilTered from a torpid liver, which was restored to healthy action by taking Ayer's Tills. Since that time 1 liavo never been with out thpru. They ii'ptil.Ue Ihr bowels, assist digestion, ami iiurease the appe tite, mora surely than any other inedi-dno.-Taul Churchill, Haverhill, Mass. INVIGORATED. I know of no remedy equal to Ayer's Tills for Stomach mid Liver disorders. 1 suffered from a Torpid Liver, and lys pepsia, for eighteen months My skin was yellow, and my tongue coated I hn.I no appetite, miffercd from Head ache, was palo and emaciated. A few boxes of Ayer's Tills, taken In moderate, doses, restored mo to perfect health. Waldo Miles, Oberlin, Ohio Ayer's Tills ore a superior fnmUy medicine. They strengthen and invig orato the digestive organs, create an ap petite and remove the horrlblo depres sion and despondency resulting from Liver Complaint. I have used theso Tills In my family, for years, and they never fail to give entire satisfaction. Otto Montgomery, Oshkosh, Wis. Ayer's Pills, Prepared byDr.J. O.Ayer & Co., I-ow-Ii.M. hy all Druggist and Iealcri tu Mrillclu. DON'T BUY AN ENGINE Until you have iccn our circular n.1 prices. $250.00 for lMtorfe Power, to JSSO.oo for CO. Horse Power. Engines cnmnlete with cor. ernor. Pamn. Hester anit Throttle Valve and Sliiht Flll-Oyllntler Lubricator. More thnn lOOOInuie. Senil tor circular umnic teitl monlali from erery State la the Union, Per fect satisfaction guarsntod. MOBR1S MAOH1NK WOKKS. Haldwtnivllle. N. T. Mention this Paper marls. 83 writc ron ciHcuuns, (J M M m U o S PSe ml C-i W C a, Pi o Pl-c E-5 ynnoyia uoj uium March H-lSSn A Farm in tho South. On the Iustallmeut Plau-60c. per Month. Clerks, 8'oro Keepers, Mechanic, In borers, and People nf every vocation, can purchase a farm In the South and not leave their present employment unltl tliey have paid for the lands and h.ivo had it put in a paying condition. Five acres in grapes will yield a net prout or one thousand nol lari annually, aud any industrious median e or luuorer can rave enough ot his wages every month lo pay rrand slartsucn a farm. Northern men ore now doing this. AVby toil on trom year to year without a future. Save a little erery month and make this sure investment. There is no risks like int corp'trutiuns and loan as eociations ami caving hanks. Try this, your wife will help vou save the minnv for the sake of a home ni her own. For further inlormntlon, addrets, Frank Woodward, Snpl., Northern Co-Opjrative Colony Raleigh, N. C. mnrl2-Sfl A Land Of Grapes.FeacliesJiEs.Pfliiisraniles Those fullering wild throat ami luni troubles, should cnrresftontl at once will with the undersigned concerning Soutta Fines Heal BosorL The highest known point in the Long Leal Tine Belt or tho Boulh. Free fiom malaria. Mnnr Northern people are now building winter residences at the Tines. Iteicrence ia given to II. E. Parker, E I United Opin ion, Bradford, Vl., L A. Young. Ed. Jndar, liisbon.K Y , II M. Harris, Ed Iltpubli can. Glen Falls. N. Y , II. P. Clark, Gener al Passeneer Aeent,S2U Hroadwav, N.York, EOUTIIEP.N PINES KESORT CO., Principle Office, Raleigh, N. C. Marck 13-1 660. 1838. POMONA NURSERIES. 1886. LAWSON-Heft Karly Market I'ear. KEIFKKR Hest Late Market Pear. PAltltY and I.IHA Hest .Market .Straw. bcrrr. MAHLHOItS Lamest and Hest Karly Red Haspberry. WII.SOM Jit largest known HlacKuerry ami bcttaitupteil to extreme cold climates where winter pro tection Is necesnary. 4K Inches around. 103 bushels per acre. Nl.vUAliA and other newuranes. Fruit Trees. &c. WM. PAHRY, Parry, N.J march is IMS. This pnpeT Is kept on flic nt the nffleo of ADVERTISING 1GENTS TIMES BUILDING Ethstl PHILADELPHIA. PCTIUiTPQ FtriEHsrmn ipvectisuc cdcc COIIMAICO Qt LoweetCash Rates rtltt "V-ftYER & SOU'S rilAHURL 1 13 WEEKS. io: The rOMCE GAZETTE will be mailed securely wrapped, to any address in the United States forthreo months on receipt u ONE DOLLAR, Liberal discount allowed lo postmasters gents and clubs Sample copies mailed free. Address all orders lo RICflAUD K. FOX, Fsisn.is EqcAitit, K. Y. Mar 30, 1685 ly How Lost, How Restored! Juit iiubllthed. a cew edition of DR. CULVERWELL'S CELEBP.ATED ESSAY en the rorficaf cure of SriRUSTOHRHa Beminal Weakness, Involuntary Genilnal Loists luroTiscY, Mfutal and Physiral incapncuv. irnpenimenis lo .MarnaEe. etc also, CoKii-wi-TioK. Er.LicrsY and Fits, in duced by self indulgvuce,orsexual extraya Kdc, Ao. The celebrated author, in this admirabl etsar. clearly deinooiirates Iroin a thirl' ars' successful practiee,that the alarming ron'equenevs of self abuse mav be radleallv cured) pointing out a mode of cure at noce simple, certain, and ellectual,br means of wnien every iunrer, no mailer what hi condition may be, may cure himselfcbeai If, privately and rtdieallv. JMr-TbU Lecture should be in the hand of every youth and every man in the land 8ent uoder seal, in a plain envelope, to any address, on receipt of four cents, or two ati sumps. AUiresi The CULYEUiTKLL 3L1)IC'AL CO., 3 .., AW 41 Ann St.. Acvr Toru, .. Y, well as receiving more caie aud atten t OMee ij tnsIJIr'tlon IFARMERS' COLUMN. Woodnshcs and plaster make an excellent fertilizer for all kinds of grass crops, and should be freely used. The barnyard In winter Is often the death-trap for llvo stock. Tools of water, liquid and solid manure are al lowed to frecie, and then alternately inakn n nasty, loathsome mass, through which the slock mutt wade In going fur water. Remedy this evil If you would have your stock healthy. ladles' Occupations. Thcoppoittniltlcs for Indies to find cm ploymcnt that Is both suitable and re munerative me limited) their pay Is usually poor as compared with the salaries paid to men In same lines of occupation. Hut there are some very noted executions: touriiallsin. the drama, music and the platform odor equal advantages to men and women; and there 1 onp occupation In wldeli nnmeu are generally more . ucecsslul than men, and that l In the management of (peelal agencies. By special agencies we mean, Jhev are glien the eehisie control of the sale ot sneelnl articles that can not be bought at the Mores, and, If the aitleles have merit, and are In demand, thev are a Mire source ot profit to the special airent If properly handled. In this line the Cincinnati Kiiinemtcr Coiutiam are offering Inducements to ladles tlint wc think orglit lo attract attention. They are niaimhit titling the now celebrated Queen f 'llv Skit t Kn.nmidnr. flip l.nille tin,l mliii.a and their uneqiKtlod Stocking Supporters for i.ioies anu ctutnrcn. uscar wuuc, m ins "Phllosophv of l)res,"sajs, "the first and last lule is Ibis, that each separate article of annaril l lobe susnended from the waist. Nature gives one no oppoitunlly at nil ot suspending anything from the waist's deli cate curve. Consequently, by means of a tight corset, a regular artificial lodge had to be produced, from which Hie lower garments are hung. Miere there are no suspenders there must lie corsets; adopt the former and mo inner disappear, laiucruic ne aienieis. High Priestess of poison and petticoats. In. vented the corset. Now corsets are wholly bad. Petticoats should be suspended from the shoulders. No lady or ndis should be without siisnenders . Oitrleadlnif Dhvslelans recommend them and are loud in their praise m uio viieon t liy .-m.sucii'uts. l uesc goous arc mauufactu! ed bv women, who hai e made the wants of ladles and children a studv.and thev ask us to refer llieni to some reliable and eneiijetle l.idy to take the excluslie sale of them, and we ceitalnly think that an arnesi solicitation in every uouseuoin ould meet wltli a ready response, and that determined woman could make a hand some salary and have on exelusUe agency that would bo very profitable. Wc advise any lady who Is hi need of employ ment lo send to this company her name and iiunrcsi ipiaiiuy written!, and Jticnuou um .iper. Aciuress l lie I'lnemnaii Mispcnuer o., iij jiain street, Cincinnati, umo. Beware of Inferior seed at this sea son, lime lost In the use of such can not be regained. It Is said that the mlnorca fowls, so well known In England, are not breed n this country. There lias, however, been a recent Importation for a Tliila- lelphla breeder, which will be exhibited at the next State Fair. It Is claimed that they will lay over 200 eggs a year per hen. Tho Kidneys Persons of sedentary habits often suffer with kldnev affections. Sufferers from this weakening and dangerous dis ease, by a persistent use of Slin.nons Liver Regulatory ill restore Hie kidneys to their wonted health and Igor. Uecardlng the economy of uslnc ensilage, a Minnesota dairyman claims that he can whiter a cow on six tons of It, and that the cost should not exceed -10 cents a ton, or 2.-10 for the winter. It cannot be produced In many other locations as cheaply as he states. A Wonderful Discovery. Consumptives and all. who suffer from any affection of the throat and hums, can Unit a certain cure In Dr. King's Now Discovery for consumption. 1UUU3UI1U3 oi permanent cures v my the truth of this statement. No modi. cine can show such a record of wonde?- nil cures, i housands of once boneless sufferers now gratefully proclaim they owe their lives to this "New Discovery. It will cost you nothing to give It atrial. rree niai Dottles at Thomas Urus store. Large size, $1,00. The finest stalks of asparagus are raised by glvlnz the plants plenty of room. Set the roots in rows four feet apart and three in the rows. Keep the land free from wccds.and manure every year ou inc sunacc. The manure should be fine and well-rotted. A Sensible Man would use Kemp's U.ilsam for the throat and lungs. It Is curing more, cases of coughs, colds, asthma, bronchitis, croup and all throat anil lung troubles, than any other medicine. Tbo proprietor has authorized Diery, of Welssport. and Thomas, this place, to refund vour money if, after taking thicc-fourths 'of a bottle, relief Is not obtained. Price ouc. nnu m. i rial size free. A moth-trap inventor claims that after three years experimenting he is sure that he can in his trap catch every larva that crawls up or down a tree.and hold it until it dies. He assures orchard- iststhat they will find It a boon. The Rev. Geo. II.Thaver.of llnnrlmn. Ind., says: "lioth myself and wife owe our lives to bitiLoifs Consumption I'l-iii:. Uiery, M'elssport, and Dr. Horn, l.UllllUll. If ou wish to grow a good crop of oats do not delay getting the seeds In. Uats delight In tho plentiful rains of spring and grow rapidly as soon as the giound begins to becotno warm. Ate vou made miserable hv I tlon, constipation, dizziness, fuss of up- .ruir, jenun sum.- otiiiou s vitaiizcr s a positive cure, bo d at Dr Hnrns' ana mery s dm; stores. -rresidcnl McCann, of tho Elmlra Farmers' Club, suggests that con s sub ject to garget or other diseases of the udder be sent to the shambles instead of being used as breeders. ii-, nt . .. Cure will give' Immediate relief? l'rlce iuc, wc, si. sold by Dr. Horn, La hlghlon. lJlery, Welssport. Raspberries throu- up a great many suckers, and these should be thinned out, leailng not over four canes to the hill, so as to afford plenty of room. i-igs larroweu now b iii make very iiijiiu grunui, aim win gam nearly as fast as those that were farrowed In the fall and wintered over. Shlloh's Catarrh Remedv a nosltlve cure for catarrh, diphtheria and canker motiiti. sow by liiery, Welssport, and xji. jiuiu, i.cniguion The sheep should bo well sheltered at night and should have plenty of room, It Is best at this season to separate all wethers from tho ewes, and If the latter are not crowded they will produce stronger Iambs and be In n better con ditlon for nursing them In the spring, lllvlnr. In Innro ranrK. nn.LU ... LADIES .Vro rou reckless enough to venture f I( fo (end two cut! in Itamps to tho Muck inifc Ushtnn Co, F-4J nnl rat Wa.hlugt m Stei-el. New Yoil'.. f ir nco o! their liuniitifnl l.lus trated" I.afUcs' HooUs." H Is n novel, unique, and tJtcr.'slhi,-; work to every pcnion of refinement. , ... 1)0 iceelpt f ten cents laitamps they will send postpaid n fwl ft of th-lr famous uons.'UOia gamo ti uii. Kor tell C ijih l ie,l ui lll?o pciiu n u'jiik run' ilnln" rompleto eoul pf "Thi! Jllkndo,"and ivi.lcnf lis inriat uoniitnr songs, togotherullh teu e.trsiilsite eliromo curds. QTHNBPTU, i v..rv i,t,.ii-liit. linriii'es'.i'UeTrrtdT'.id aroinnth i,niouiid tor dlsL'iilrlng tiic ln-le nt quinine, ii I oth T bitter drug", either rolld or IhdJ. rleo. 75 CeiiMisr Piiil llollle. l'rcerlbl by .nmniulxir iili v ..Mnn I li l':urula nltfl Atuerleu. ?ui nulla accoiniiiuiles ev, ry buttle. 1'ur Salobri ili-n.-Mns. Muluifut tared by The Acadenio Pharmaceutic Co., LONDON AND MI1V YOUK. 32 -530 WASHINGTON ST., NEW YORK CITY F An elec"it Eujrll'h pharmaceutic prepar tion fur bilious, tnalailal cart blood troubles . h result of river t-ventvilve years of mo3' 'ininent scientific re-wircu. Approved by thobl'dieRtniedicftl authorities la i.so ia tho lntpitals lu every part o' airop-i. Esp"cUUt helpful t.t I ".dies, children and lecpie or seuniary nanus. Entire'-vegetable: free from harmful dross In llandsoms Packages, Price 50 Cts. I'rcpar: d colcly by Tha Roy'd Pliiufnhcuutid Co.,1 LONDON AND NEW YORK, Jacniista by appointment to Ilcr Majesty mil aeeu uuu io luu iioyai riuunj. NEW YOUK I1UANCII: 130, 132, 134 Charlton St ROYAL PILLS. lira's m'dlclnil prnjvrtle.i r.s HoTiL r.usta, 1:1 uo.o, uj ni3 lu uoa, lor io ctnis. "OR GALE BY ALL DRUGGISTS lEMEMBER THE BIG FOUR! incgar Eitters C03DIAL,'( ,lli"'fjns 50c, 'incgar Bitters P0WD2R3, CO doses, 50c. "inegar Bitters, new elyle.j1)!tJnt$ 1.00 'inegar Bitters, n'd stjle. bllter tate. $1,00 Tho World's Croat Dlood Turlflor nnd Life Glvlnar Prlnolplo. nly Tc2ip:ran33 Eittjrs Knovn. lie lir.-t Rlili nf a Cent my the l.endlnr I'nuilly Slediclne of tlio World. Ml I. Woonalfl Drucr Co., Propriotort s FiUM IiU'O Attn NEW YOItli ! I TE LIXIR (5 i o o o Copied and enlarged in all sizes from card to life size, viz OIL PORTRAITS, WATER COLORS, Pastels, Crayon, India o o o All work guaranteed or no pay. us a call and o o o No. 105 N. 8th St Allentown, Pa. Franklin Santee, Manager, J. S. KREIDLER, AGT. Orders left at the Advocate attention. CAMPBELL, The Jeweler, 3 F Vi 7V .-..'f. ' vi ,r . rii.iv. .vua-iws-a Go to Bierp Drug Store WEISSPORT, - PA., For PURE DRUGS and TOILET ARTICLES, dioicc Wines and Liquors for Medicinal lUu posea, Choice Brands oi" Cigars and Toboccos, Stationery, Wall Paper and Borders, &c, 6cc at I.OWKST I'JUO'eS. riihSUltll'TlONS earcfull compounded, Day or Nluhtl I'atrouaKO f ollclteil and eatUluctlon xuarantcctl In I'rlco anil (Juulliy ofUooUt Solil, Am. JI!F' Cflrner WhllB m Streets, Woissport. Pa. YOU WANT The Carbon Advocate ! $1. per year; 50c. six months; 25c. three Months. REMOVAL! Dr. C. T. Horn, Iteipcctfully announces to bis customers ani the people generally tt.atlie lias removed Ids DltL'O STUI1K from I.euokel's lluibllntc to lila new store room opposite Hie Public Square Bank Street, Lohighton, Pa., where he villi be pleated to rrcclve frleodi and the public, and supply Item nlth Pure Drugs & Medicines, Fancy and Toilet Articles, Lamps and Lamp Fixtures, Stationery & Choice Cigars. tojtther with a line line of latest designs In Wall Paper AND DecorationS, at rowest Prices. Tcrsonscsn also obtain Ere-lllnsaes ami Bpcctacles, properly al luneil to their (lain at reasonable rlcis. Prescriptions compounded with care day or night. Iten.cmbcr, THK OENTIIAI. DIIUU Store Feb.8..yl l)n. (). T. 1IOHN. Central Carriage Worlrs iiiink St., Lchighton, Pa.. Are prepared to Manufacture Carriages, Buggies, Sleighs, Spring "Wagon, &c, tlf every description, In the most substantle' manner, and at l.otrest Cash Prices Itcpnliliig rioiuptly Attended lo TUEXLEU & KRKIDLKIl, April 20, 188iyl Proprietors. WM. DUFFY & SON, of East Mauch Chunk, are prepared lo do all kinds of Plastering & OriMtal Tort, at shortest notice. Orders by rnnll will r ceive prompt attention, Terms nioderati or pnodwork. senlfitf LEWIS H. REHRIG, Slate Roofer. RKPMRING promptly attended to ot short notice and on reai)HHble terms. WORK GUARANTEED. Address: PRINCE'S P. 0., Carbon County, Penn'a. aun20-1y. Send 10 cents poslnge.snd we will uipM you flee a rysl, valuable, ssinplo IJIiox of Roods tlint will put you in i lie why oi uiiikiiik more money at once, iban anything cine in America. Both sexes of ull'ages can live nt homo and work In spare time, or all the time. Capital tint required. We will start vou. Immense pay sure for those uho e'nrtatonce. ST1X80N i CO., Portland Maine. nov. 21-1865, U B 1 17 Ink and Photographs. All wc ask is a trial. Give be convinced. Oitice will receive prompt Fcb2-lyr Next to CLAUSS .t BHO., Bank St., Lehishton, Ilisaltvais en linnd a lull lineol t watcliEs, Clccia & Jewelry hich lie is Exiling at yeiy low jirtct's REPAIRING- in nil brauclitet promptly ntinnleii lo. declV,Hi ly MEDICINES, FANCY and Y Ten thousand Babies arc given yearly to the grave by not having Dr. Hand's Teeth ing Lotion on their gums when teething. SOMETHING NEW! Something Wondkkfui. ! SOMETHING MAGICAL! To bathe the Baby's gums while teething, relieving all inflammation, swelling and pain. LOST ! A good many night's rest, by not having Dr. Hand's Colic Cure, for it gives Baby comfort and sleep without stupefying or injuring it. No opiates. No constipation. Hand's llcmcdies for Chil dren sold- by all Druggists. Laboratory at ScrnntPii, l'a. Dee. 6, 18S5 Ij o u.w. In mwK The undersigned is prepared lo furnish tho best Lehigh Coal, from Harleigh Colliery, at the following low prices, by the Car, rou cash only. Credit ten cents per ton extra: Egg - - -Stove - - Chestnut No. 1 Chestnut No. 2 Prices at the Mines 25cts. per ton Less. J. L. GAJBEL, DEALER IN HARDWARE LUMBER, COAL, &c, &c, Opp. PUI3UC SQUARE, LEI1IGIITON, PENN'A IS HEADQUARTERS FOR Cnnuoii Toiratocs, Canned Corn, Canned Poaches, Cnniintl Pears, Canned Peas & I'lnms, Canned Kasnfoerries Canned Lima Henns, (aimed Pcinnliins Canned Saliuon,MaeKre, ' Pine Apples, Pickels. Ketchup " Mustard. We ask you to call and inspect our choice lino of goods. WHO IS UNACQUAIM TSD VITH TH2 bUIZ UI tSADIININU , BwM..rn O . (I L i. I If O I B K CHICAGO, ROCK ISLAND & PACIFIC RAILWAY By roi3"in of lti cantral position and cloeo rolntlon to oil principal Jlnos TaBt rnd V03t, r.tinit'alciid tonnlnal polata, conltutoi tlio most Important mld-conti-nontilllnlr In that sv3t2tn of tUrouj'i trnnsportatlon wlalcli Invltca and Jacilt tntoatr.xvoland tralllo botY03n cltioa of tho Atlantic and Pncillc Coasts. It lo also tho favorite and boat routa to r.nd Irom points Kpct, Nortlieost and Boutlio jst, and corresponding points w cct, Northwest end Southwest. Tho Bock Island eyBtjrn Includes in lti main lino and branches, Chlcasro, Jollot, Ottawa, Laflillo, I'oorli, Gonoseo, Mollno find Rock Island, In Illinois; Davonport, Muacatlno, Washington, Fclrllold. Ottumwo. OsltalcoEa west Ltoorty, Iowa Olty, Deo l.Iolnaa, Indlanola, Wlntereet. Atlantic, Knoxvillo, Avidubon, Harlan, Gulhrlo Contro rnd Council BlufTB, In Iowti; Gcllatln, Tronton, Camsron and Kansoa Citp, In Mltsourl; Lcnvonworth nnd Atchison, In Iiinsai; Albert hs-x, Mlnnoapolls find St. Paul, in Minnesota; Wntortown In Dakota, and hundreds of lntormecllito cities, towns, vUIagesDnd stations. THE GREAT ROCK ISLAND ROUTE Ouaranto'a its patrons that Bonso of personal security afforded by n solid, thoroughly billeted roid-bed; smooth tracks of continuous steel rail; sub- Etantlallv built culverts and briUiies; rolllnsf etcck ns near perfection as uman skill can mako It; tho safoty pppllancoa of patent buffers, platforms and alr-brakos: and that oxacillin dlsclpllno wliicli rroverrii tho practical operation of all its trains. Oth2r specialties of this loute are Transfers at nil cennsctlosf points in Union Depots, a&d tho unsurpatecd comlorts and 'usurloa of 'to P-issonTor Equipmont. Tho Fact K.tpreos Train3 botwoon Chlcnijo and tho Mif pourl Hivor nro com jiosolor vroH vontllatad, iinolv upholstered Day Conches. Mnenittcont Pullman Prtlaco Gloopora of tho latest ie-iun, and sumptuous Dinlnpr Ccrs, In which olafcoratcly cooked raoala aru lolsurolv oaten, "pood Dlccstion waiting on Appotito, and Health on both." Botwoen Chicago and Kansas City end Atchlsan, nro also run tho Colobrated Reclinlnor Chair Cars. THE FAMOUS ALBERT LEA ROUTE, Is tho dlroct and favorlto lino botwoon Chlcatro and Minneapolis and St. Paul, wboro connections nro midi In Union Dooots for all points In tho Territories and Brtti3h Provinces. Over this route. Past Exnrosa Train3 nro run to tho watorlnrr placos, cummr resorts, plcturesquo localities, and buntmcracrt flsh Insr enpunds of Iowa nnd Minnesota. It is also tho mcst desirable route to tho rich Jhoat fields and motorM lands of intorior Dnkotn. Btlll mother D'HEOT LINE, via Seneca and Kankakee, has been opened botwoon Tlowport Nows. Richmond, Cincinnati. lndlanapoli3, rnd Lafayotto end Council Bluffs. Kansas Citv. Minneapolis and St Paul and intermediate points. For detailed information see Map3 and Folders, obtainable as well as Tlckot3, at nil principal Ticket Omcea in tho United States and Canada; or R. R. CABLE, President and General Manager, Chicago. 'inuu.ruKAL'M mat!. 11 in t it. MPirnr? iitn'aiarrojTO'onion ALrtAIL.otlLoml,,linfi,lllt.,it nieateaitnerorMtorndtohenlth by utaaf hs-. seminal pastilles: A,iwaicQiuurror ep-oaaUebllily, Orran'c oaknoMnndru-4raiIrcrtr in Vnuneor Mid- Ola A-Oil Men. TtoJ tcr lti.rif V., r In nn thoawinrl C.1B63 thTT flbto'titalr rfihf 1-0 nummnrBh Bud brokfln ilfiwa ncn tntha full oniric r i.r.fc.--f purfertiind full MinlrKironaih and Viuorous iltwiltU. rroaohtftbout br IniiHcretioa.i;'osiire,OveMIria iiuiiinriuui rvu inauiRoare.we &bk uinvyou eena us 1' KIALl'ArKAOi:i)ti:tMi.th311uitM THE BO IIati wholly of flilUM Iron And lteMPiurr bte 1, (incited Id lmllatlon of ItOHutMxI. Wulnrn. Iturl and Oak, Hurt' itian Vi.ixti alrcarlr ued. t'u but lillKs ran be lined In any gravf, nr rnd arr ilalit ami burc-nr-prnur prutci-t luitb rm Let uud biidy from ct".inpn -m, mould ami deovy ami from bur rowiuc ant ma la uud vcrmlu. Theso Vjulti are kept In alock nnd ore for tale Undertaker and Kmbalmer Alw.flesler in all to tbe uodertakio; bullae! I'r'n''lv cuwcrci Tp Eeguiate THE FAVORITE HOME REMEDY U warranted not to contain tfngle par tide of Mercurv or any inlutloui tub Uance, but I purely vegetable, It will Cure all Diseases caused by Derangement of the Liver, KlAnoys and Stomacn. If your Liver I out of order, then your vho)c system U tcrang:d. The blood is Impure, the brcaili onvnMvej you hnve headache, feci languid, dUplritcd end nervous. Tu prevent a more serious con ditlon, take at once Simmons REGULATOR. If you lead sc-lentaiy life, or nutTlr with Kltlnpy AllW'tlniift. avoid stimulants and take Simmons LUer Regulator. Sun; to relieve. If you have eatn a.i thing hard of cflgextKin, or feel he.ivy after meals or n'evplcR-i nt night, t.iVe a doc and yoa s fit feel relic veil and sleep pleasantly. If you are a miserable -sufferer wKli Count fpiUuii, Dyopopta and JtHltitrnno4Rl fck rdif at once in Simmons Llvrr Rt-eulat'. It dots nut r quire continual doling, and costs but a liltle It will cure you. If you wake up in the mo mm- hh a bitter, bad tate in jout muuth. B! Simmon Liver Regulator. It cor rect the lh'ridu Stomach, sweetens the llreath. and cleanses the Furred longue. Liiumrcn oiten need some sale tJM hur tle and Tonic to avert Kpprachlnx slclcnev Simmons Liver Recpditor will relieve Colic, Head ache, Sick Stomich, hidiglton, Dysentery, and the Complaints tuclJunt to Uuldhoocl. At any tlmi! ou feel your system needs cleansing, trnmg reil.tiii) w ithcivt violent pursing, or stir.iu luting without Intoxi cating, take J. II. ZEILIN & CO., Philadelphia, Pa. In Yard. Del. in Town $3.25 $3.50 3.35 - 3.25 2.15 3.60 3.50 2.40 CEOCRAPHY CF THI8 COUNTRY, WILL Tlilii l."Ar. i MA i i lib E. ST. JOHN, General Ticket end Pasccnrjer Arjcnt, CHcago. 4to1J th lu.(Kiit.Ln ot tirrleutiuiM rcmc L 1! Iam fur t Sri f ri .iirilo nn.l 1 1 .....L. ftboso only Dim fitob.eeil their ric yAtlmi. Take a tfUltfc, ItCMLKV ttitl IIAB -rfSCUKED thou.TUiiii. doci Dut liitcrtcrt wi U intention to biuintu, or rcuic piln oriticon vcjilcnce Ininvuif. I-o untied on fclr ut.fie mediral Drlitcinlra. llv dlrvcl triplication ta lh rrn oldijciie in iprcifle nfltifiicali fell without drlav. Ihatiktnr 1 l'limf ii.i.a nf t h litrmsn nrrar.Uin ai..r.l Hi 1 Hiikid inlmat 11 e'rmciil rf lif tr-irivf n t.acV, the itlcnl 1 bec RuchccrfulmJ rapidly yirn huVi itrcngUt tud hcUU j TREATMHT.a9t37Tg7t:ii. ffhiee, 57 I KARRIS REMEDY CO., MF'C CHEMISTS, ! 30Qt K.TnhBtreet.ST.I.0TJi9. KO. BlioclJ lio used In evrrj' Inter, ru- in, AtrorUd poMttivp and ab. ftoliuesci'iimy against (lit. crave ruuber. 1 rearli fur lluim-dlal me and U practically Inilestrucl Ihle. Intlurteilaii'l riiYmimendfil liy ln'lerulceni, Cemetery Amu. elation nntl leailnir cIiIxl-uii ev. ervwnert. MtMiiirncture: jy the UfUIMlflllMI .11 I'D. t'O., hprlumk-lil, OUIu. by VAI.ENTINE BCHWAltTZ, Funmlin kinds of mtSm KE. Calls porUlning "f tdijiii, uaukit , Lrinji.'.-e, 7 ro Sill MISCELLANEOUS. "Mau.1. dear, whv Is a cardener like. know I never can guess connundrums. Why is he?" "Uccatiso bo Is tho culler of roses, love." Tableau. Because tlio baby Is a little ycllcr Is no sign bo is a Chinaman. Piles I Piles II Piles III Suro cure for blind, bleeding nnd itching piles. One box lias cured the worst case of 20 years standing. No 0110 need suffer five minutes after using William's Indian l'lle Ointment, ltnb sorbs tumors, allays itching of the pri vate parts, nothing else. Sold by drug gists and mailed on receipt of price, $1. William's Mfg. Co., Prop's., Cleveland, O. Sold at Thomas' drug store. Tho boy with tlio dirty faco seems to "want the earth." Tlio selfish man lias tho most presence of mind. Ha never force's himself. To Yonne Ladies. If vour Ufa Is made a burden owl 112 to blackheads, pimples and other eruptions on the face marring your beauty and causing so much chagrin, it is 110 loncer necessary to endure It. Dr. l'lagg's Faintly Ointment will certainly remove all such blemishes and leave your sUIn soft, smooth and beautiful. Sold by all druggists and mailed on receipt of price, 'uc. Williams airg. Co., rrop's., Cleveland, O. Sold at Thomas' drug store. Brakemcn will be sorry to learn tliat "trains" are to be made unusually longer. A blind man Is very sympatlietlc. lie will never see anybody suffer. Physicians Have round Out That a contaminating nnd foreign ele- meet in the blood, developed by Indiges tion, is the cause of rheumatism. This settles upon the sensatlve sub-cutaneous covering of the mucles and ligaments nf the joints, causlns constant and shifting pain, and aggregating as a calcareous, chalky deposit which produces stiffness and distortion of tho joints. No fact which experience has demonstrated In regard to Ilostettcr's Stomach Hitlers, has stronger evidence to support than thK namely, that this medielnoof com prehensive uses checks the formidable and atrocious disease, nor is it less posi tively established that It is preferable to the poisons often used to arrest it, since llie medicine contains only salutary In gredients. It is also a slcnal remedv for malarial fevers, constipation, dys pepsia, Kiuney ami maimer aiimenis,ue blllty and other disorders. See that you get the genuine. 41 It Is not considered necessary in society to return a bill collector's calls. Heal estate transfers Boys throw In mud at each other. The Root of the Evil. To thoroughly euro scrofula It Is necessary to strike directly at the root of the evil. This is exactly what Hood's Sarsaparllla does, by acting upon the blood, thoroughly cleansing It of all im purities, and leaving not een a taint of scrofula In the vital fluid. Thousands who have been cured of scrofula by Hood's Sarsaparllla, testify to its won- Icrful blood-purifying qualities. Sold by all druggists. The swimmer will never be a pauper, He is always sclf-sus'.alnlng. In Slain they b ing cats' tails. In this country they aim to kill. To restore sense of taste, smell or hearing use Kly's Cream llahu. It cures all cases of catarrh, hay fever, colds in i lie head, headache and deafness. It is doing wonderful work. Do not fail to procure a bottle, as in It lies the relief vou seek. It Is easily applied with the linger. 1'iice oue. at urusglsts. .Mr. M. 1. Barber, has used Ely's Cream Halm for catarrh in his family anu coinmeniis it very niglily. a laily is recovering the sense of smell. A Tunkhnnnock lawyer, known to many of our readers, says he was cured of deafness. Huston, Pa., Gazette. A hickory club Is very good lumber to floor a man with. A tongue that never talks scandal The tongue of a shoe Energy will do almost anything, but It cannot If the blood Is impure and moves sluggishly in the veins. There Is nothing so good for cleansing tho blood and Imparting energy to the system as Ayer's Sarsaparllla. Price $1. Six bot' tics, $5. Sold by druggists. Society's favorite flower Tlio dany. lion. An anomaly in pantaloons They arc never tight when they are full. A weak back witli a weary, aching lameness over the hips, is a sign of di seased kidneys. Use the best kidney curative known, which Is Burdock Blood Bitters. Tlio pupil of one's eye is made to attend to business by the iasli that Is hold over It. The grand secret of female beauty is health the secret of health Is the pow er to eat, digest and assimilate a proper quantity of wholesome food. Take Vinegar Bitters. It will cleanse the stomach, tone the vital organs, give a perfect digestion, purify tho blood, clear up the complexion, and produce a state of genuine female lovllness, with which no cosmetic can compare. She "What a man you are.Ocorge; always making fun of the ladles' taper waists." He "And what should I do with a taper, but to make light of It," Illictimatlsm, backache, crick, sore muscles, quickly go when when a Hop Plaster Is applied, 20c. A man should buy ready-made shoes if lie wants something to woar well, be cause ho never sees the last of them. "Hackmctack," a lasting, a fragrant perfume, l'rlce 25 and 60 cents. Biery, Weissport; Dr. Horn, Lehlchton. A woman refused to give a meal to a dwarf the other day, because slio was opposed to dine-a-mlte. Shlloh's Cure will Immediately relieve croup, wuooping cougu anu uroncuitis. Sold by Dr. llorii,I.clilghton and Biery, Welssport. A crying baby at a meeting Is like a good suggestion it ought to bo carried out. For dyspepsia and liver complaint, you nave a printed guarantee on every uot tie of Shlloh's Vitaiizcr. It never falls to cure, bold by all druggists. The rumor "that the world moves" because It is cheaper to move than to pay lent is denied. A nasal injector free with each hottlo of Shlloh's Catarrh Remedy, I'rlco 50 cents. Sold by Biery. Welssnort. and , Jiorns, .M-ingmon. The letter-carrier that gets around the qulckes is the cylinder of a priming press. "Give us the ballot box," Is the cry of but very few of tho fair sex, while tlio rest of our feminine population is content with being allowed to frequently Ituff the lnd box.- THE CHAUTAUQUA led Planter. A ONE-HAND AUTOMATIC MACHINE. . I April 4, 1B88. Jl'ob. 24, 1880. All of Metal, Idght, Strong, Well Constructed aud Elegantly Fainted, Flanta Corn (and pumpkin seeds), Eoans, eta. vonKS will is scwdt, LtMrr AND STONY GltOVND. Highly recommended by Farmers uml Henlers In nil scrt'ons. Ulio tuno saved In enc iln) 'a use will pay for It. PRICE, - - $2.73. Liberal discount tn agents una ine irnue. Canvassers easily mnko lo.OO per uuy m iuu flaming eeuson fiend for circular ami extra Induce ments to agents and canra'scrs. iuviitiuu hub jia- ' per, anil address, Thedh&ufc&nqn&pianfcei'doiiipaniJ JAMESTOWN, N. Y., AUSY PILLS Aro prrfpcily hnlenndnlwayi Hfleetnnl. 1P(1 lo-dav rectilnrlj- tiy 10,000 American omen. (Jnnrnntrctl unucrtnr to nil others, or CiipIi refunded. Don't wneto mnnfV mi xr nrftilnxM nnatvnma. n'ww Ibis Jtrmcdr flrnu Hold by all ImipclBtn, or mailed to any oddren. Henri 4 cts. for particular. WILCOX KrKCIFIC CO., riiUada., Vtu Sale Bills ! Frinted wliilo you wnit. We linvc better facilities thnn any other office in this county lor this work. Give ns a call. WITHOUT WF1BING TTsers of Opium, aro yon aware that Dr Leslie E. Keelcy's " Double Ciu-uiiiuk or Goui" will enre the worst cne of this tcrrihlit hnhlt In from three to flvo wrck (at liomcl m Itliout snflrr ins. Unlike otJu r ro called " rnlulw antliolcf," It contains tint n imrtlrli- or opium, or any of Its orcparnllotiH. anil yet tho :.otle)it. while rapidly reducing his morplilno down to riothlne, Is ship to nttcml to hla nulliinry bnhlui! and cnlojrs llfn ns he hni not done flncc nocrnalne the Upturn nr Morphine llnhlt. Bend for Fshqt on the Opium Hnhlt KliKR, or f.ir Ur. Lelle K. Kfcley's new work. "Optum: Iti Jv Abuse mnI Cnre," ent free cn application. It li thimoft completo snd comiirrht'ii?ivo work cierpublifhcil on the "abject, nnil clve full iurtructlons for sell care at home. Address, or call on THE LESLIE K. K1X.LEY CO DiricuT, III. Cured In fmm fr t- tnn . WHAT IS DYSPEPSIA?" Amongr tho many symptoms of Dyspepsia or indigestion tho most prominent are: Va riable appetito; faint, gnawing: feeling at pit of tho stomach, with unsatisfied craving for: food; heartburn, feeling of woight and wind in the stom ach, bad breath, bad tasto In tho mouth, low spirits, general prostration, headacho, and constipation. Thero is no form of diseaso raoro provalent than Dyspepsia, and nono so pecul iar to tho high-living and rapid-eating American people. Alcohol and tobacco produco Dyspepsia; also, bad air, rapid eating, etc. BURDOCK BLOOD BITTERS will cure tho worst oase.'by regulating tho bowels and toning up the digestivo organs. Sold everywhero. ADVERTISERS can learn the exact cost of any proposed line of advertising in American papers by addressing Geo. P. Rowell & Co., Nowapapor Advertising Bureau, IO Spruoo St.T New York, Send lOots. for lOO-Pago Pamphlet. A ntlirV PEDMAU7MT PCDTAIM MIDemn iwl wl .iiiiiriiitiii , Wfaii inui v V lib run IostorFnilinKMrtnliool.Nervousiiosj W enknoss, Lack of Strengtli. Virror or DovoloTimont. CAaiad by Indlbcrettoni. eiceise. eto BentflUln ufljiuarwuuuaiir wunm a ro on in, no J 1 flMuintlnn norQuAckaiT. 1'ailtlra Pmnfu. full dMcrlrillnn nnl ) tterof nrtTifwi In pluln ealod vop,fr. MEDICAL CO., I'.O. Drawtr lTOluffalo. V, T. iMiLEtrt lumitss aid mmuiiwniLUiJW mil A litre Experience. Remarkable and quick: curoe. Trial Packages. Bend Btamp for sealed particulars. Address Dr. WARD & CO. Louisiana, Mo. IgMIIII I 1 I II HI 1 I iLalLn 25 YEARS IN USE. Tba QretUrt Medleal Trlnmyq of tbe tg't 8YN1PTOW1S OF A TORPID LIVER. LosaofrippctltC! UowrlcollTc, I'aln In the bead! wliU a dull ecnsatlon la tho bick parr, rain under tho houlJtr tladr, Fullncia after cotlne, with ndl. lacllnallon to exertion of budr ormtnil, IrrltuLllltjof temper. Low iplrttd "lib a feeling orbarlnirneclcctcd omo duty, Wearloeai, Ulzzlncia. I'luttcrlnr nt I bo Heart. l)ot bafarotbo ryei, llcadacbo cyer tbe rlilit eye, lleitlctiueii, rltU Dtful drctiRis. Illsbly colored Urine, and CONSTIPATION. TUTT'S 1'tLI.s oro espccinllj- adaptod to such cases, one doeo cirocts uoIi a changn of feollnfrnatoasinnl.il tlio tuiltrer. body Vi Take ou Kle.u.t u tlio . Ttcm Is nourlshwl.ii-a hyih ,e 1'onto Action on tho UtcesilvoOrKAiuMfeirulartMooUaro rrpdagtM. I'rK'oime. 'i i Hllirrnyit..Wi.1r. . iiwvincrciH inn .liipctiie.nDaeauia tua Ghat IlAin or Whlkeiib ahunired to a Gloit IIlack by n single nppllculoftor IbtiDrc. It Imparts a iiHtorol color, acta InatanLaneooi-ly. bold by Urugd'U, or lent by ezpresi on mefilptpf Offlco, CC Murray 6t., How Torts. I m MA I 1 1 1
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