A Creaking Hinge
I lrj an.! turiiriinril. i.nt.i j;ij i -t? .
inter wlflrli it litonis rnsHv. Wl.cu t!ir
jolut.it nrliltigos, of lhr linilvaiostilTrnnl
nnd imlauK'il lij- l;iii'iimat!.nji, il.j- raIv.
mm WiuciU'it witlidiu (!H:sni'j tlio niuxt
-.rrUi'intlniiaiiiSj A.ut'h P:irt,pnrillfi,
liy It.t wtion 0:1 Mi i', jolicvcs llii'i
i 'tnrlitloti, nr.'! tcstum I'm jnint togcoit t
wotklng nrilcr.
Aycr'n S-trwap.-irillt 1 an rftlcil, in our
eily. lnuny innst-K'niiitknilli"" . tires, in
raxrs wliiiji lullliil .tin' iliortu of the
must iairerieillrtl,TiH-iinir3'W(T it
ficfrsSr.v, I rolilil LitO tkf iiniM'H nl-'
main- iiiillWiItiuN-tvint.l.iivi: bivn ttircil
liy tuhni'j tins iiti'ilu m In nn-1 -no It
lias worked VoliiIl'f.K. riillui.it; moo'
Rheumatism,
t'ns, ami all (tfTTi-r iitiiii' nriMnir iri'in
Impute lilmnl. tlicro is i-ii'iwnrilv uuli
1 1 1 1-1 1 1 niiinii)iialntci. tlnil iiIIoiiIimhIi
.relief as, Ayvir'.. HiivitiMarilla ' i! 11.
I.nwrcncc, M. II., 1'u.ltiiiii.rc. .Mil
Aycr'.s rjiMpntillti tt'rcil lno of Rri'l
am) lilirtiina'iHin, In n luu lifnc l-r
vrmlil. UJliLJ,UilUU.Ul' iLrvriy li-menl
Hue.l'.c fnmri'v kv.hIi 1 1.--1: II .Sluir,
Manager lintel 'Ilcliiiimt, l.imt-11, Ma'.
I wa, Tliinin n.ttiv i jrrijtid. .rrMilTorfT
rttlllrti'ihiifi "rifVdiiMlii Kfii'i'Ofnll tin.
remi'illot 1 1 mill) 1 ihUuiiJiLI'' nitiuisni ril
tr(ji;j; ATrVT.ui.iiiaNn:t 1 KjW'.fi -'"ill
lmttlrS I f linn jirriMi'htiiiilrtfllil : -'i
cilily rtiplovejl -t i-l'-a1 1 !i. j lt f"m i.
1 iivprliiniV. "
" yer'G .SarSapar.ifa. "
rn'iijrulXvTii.M . Vv '.i . iT... ,:r
Sjfiftyun )tni(:;.U . .. , j
BUY IT AND TRY IT.
Try it for earache,
Try it for headache,
Try it for toothache,
Try it for backache.
For an ache or a pain Thomas' Eclcctric
Oil Is excellent. Chas. F. Mcdler,bos274,
Schenectady. N. Y.
Thomas' Eclectr'tc Oil is the best thing
(jning;, pa says. Cured him of rheumatism
and me of earache two drops. Master
Horace Qrenizer, Clinton, Iowa.
Try it for a limp,
Try it for a lameness,
Try it for a pain,
Try it for a strain.
From shoulder to ankle joint, and fof
three months 1 had rheumatism which
yielded lo nothing but Thomas' Edectric
Oil. Thomas' F.clectric Oil did what no
physician seemed able to accomplish. It
cured me. John N. Gregg, Supt. of Rail
way Cons ruction, Niagara Falls.
Try it for a scald,
Try it for a cut,
Try it for a bruise,
Try it for a burn.
Price 50 els. nntl Qx.oo
FOSTER, BllliilRU CO., Prop's.
jioirr.tLo, .v. r.
iiuiuix, mi.flHN Hi.iitllWilH UUKLFUU
Weakness, JUjclr ot'StroEgth,
. , Vigor ov .Dovolon-aeu,
rnni! hj- tnilurretions, Clcrscas, otu Honest! tn a
danriiiniiiillr witlim month. No Uaceiitlon
muni, hr.in . . . . ....
TiV.iWJ'S VnA,J?1?.tS"""1 envelope, triw.
IE MlUJlOAi. CO., P.O. Drawer I.lll iiuiuio, X.V
3DEBILIII ?FEl!iLES? DECAY.
A Life Experience. Eemnrlasble ana
nulck cures. Trial Faeiageu. Gonci
Btamp for sealed particulars. Address
Dr. WARD & CO. Louisiana. Mc
mmsmmm
I "t 'y.- II Itl-y Cil..!jti-. I avur.
blcnniHfl. rili" l.-wii, ulnr, iiLihiibj
U1
25 years m USE"
The Orettest HecUcal Triumph ef thBir;cl
. SYMPToTflS OF A
TORPBp LBVEES.
Rf 1- W: IilIn ,"" tlio thoaldor
Modo, Fullness ufter catlnr, wtthadlw
Inclination to excrttou of body orminit,
xvZ2lleot "Kiic-clc-ctcd some daty,
Heart, Doti before tho eym, litcdacho
fitful uicr.is. UlcMy colored Crlae, ci
COMSTIPATiOW.
TDTT'S 1'H.I.Sarncipfelaliy adapted
cbaiigioffoeliiicrmtoniionMithoBUuVror.
lody 1 1 TnLo tut Klliit , mo aj-tom ii
'HIT'S
IYI
, 1.1 n .1 & u z: r1
tjtmr Unox hv a sui?ib application of
Sis Dth. .1, uiiii.irtB n uniusal color, aou
InslanlanrnuMy. Sm.iiI )piUt, cr
tint, by nsproi) Qr 1 Hwtpt of 81.
OrfJoo,r-4 riwrrriy t.t., f;.iV Ycii;.
RAINBOW RUPTURE Wf
,iiH."fVl '""'lueni fivun all kii..l ..tVirrlrrl
Ten thousand l?uljs tut'
given yearly to tin; 'ginv by
notbavingjh-. Unntl's 'J'fetli'
nig I;ottm on. tlifir. jjuihs
hen teething. J Ci- . -
SOMKTIIIXG NEWT"
SOMETIIINi; V(;M)i:i!J'UJ, !
SOM VAM Hi. M AO I OA I .!
To batlu; tlicUubyV gtuns
hilt teething, velieving-nll-inilrtinmjiioji.waUin;;
mid .
niiu '
: rLOST t
A gooil iiniuy niglit's vest,
by not" having J Jr. llnmlb
('olie l'i(rt;,bc5t gfvrs Hahy
romlort ami sleep without
sttijiefving orjl'j'iring it. ,'o
opia'es Xo cuiiktitttiou.
lliind' lttmeiliet! f v Cliil
drtn sold bv t!l Diutrgi-ts.
.abi'i',itur lit Sci;.i!u;, Fa.
"8 E
Mil AWAY
MISCELLANEOUS.
Jfin. Mnrnh Tinker, nf Ti. 'P10.
I mont, Jfc, Mho lll b nincty-nlno
years old In a few ilnyf, can see lo read
without the tiso of spectacles, does her
own trashing, and went three nillei to
a dinner.
Subscribe for the C.vnnox Anro
uatc. rilelFlleilt Piles Ml
. Sure cure for blind, bleeding ami
Itching piles. ' One box has curod the
worst case of 0 years stunilinp. No one
need ptilTpr live minutes after using
William's Indian Pile Ointment, lttih
rorbs tumors, allays ItchltiR of the pri
vSte par!.', notblnx cHe. Sold by (IriiR
clstfi and mailed 011 receipt of prlre, 81.
William's Mf (.Co.. l'roii's.. Clnvelaml,
O. Sold ntTlioinas' drui: storo.
A divorce was procured 1a?t Octob
er on Ills own motion by a well-known
resident of Troy, X. Y who now spcl.i
to ratnblMi Its Invalidity. Ilisdltnrccd
wlffj died recently and left sonic prop
urtjv . .
,Ko Zoon that Ecionco hns Conferred
llabeen fraiibtwltli (jrcatcrblcsslngi
than 1l1.1t wiicb ha accrued to the In
liabnnls of-malarial ridden portions of
tlieJTjTTcd States and the Tropics from
tbjkiiwof Hosteller's atoniach Hitters.
The experience of many years hai but
too cleaily lUinioiislratedthelnellirleney
of quinine an 1 other dnm to effectual
ly comait the prortus of Intermittent,
onip'ttlvr and billoui remittent levers,
Whllo mi the uun.;- band. It has been no
len finally siiown that the use of tlte
'litt'i-i, a medieiiin congenial to the
frailest mnitltulion, and derived from
purely botanic stiiircaf. affords a reliable
s.tfo$utr.! aalnt malarial diseases, anil
arreit it whin developc.l. For disord
ers of the stonneb, liter and bowels, for
yeiiiTal debility and renal Inactivity, it
s also a most olllclont remedy. Appe
tite and sleep are Improted bj it, it ex
pi'ls rheumatic humors from the blood,
and enriches a circulation Impoverished
by mtl assimilalion.
A now-plow is like as bad habit a
goo 1 thin to cut a liift.
What is a button-.' A small eve lit
that U always cumins off.
firemen, at well as otbor people,
like to talk of their old flames.
Uiieagn s new electric blaze on the
tower of the Hoard of Trade building
c m be seen from Michigan City, sixty
m'les distant across I lie lake.
To Yonnl.' l.ciior.
If your lifii is made a burden owing to
blaeklie.ttls, pimples and othercruptlon."
on the face nrirriny your beautv and
e.utsmsr so mitcii eJuiji-ln, It is 110 longer
uoeessaiy to endure It. Dr. I'lagg's
family Ointment will rerlalniy remove
111 siicu uicmisucs aim leave vour tkin
oft. smooth and beautiful. Sold by nil
;irus;isis anil inaiinii on receipt 01 price,
' Williams Mfsr. Co., fropV.,
i.ieveian.i, u. com at llioni.ii riru
store.
A l.tme excuse the apology of a
one-h'sgeJ man.
The l.mjer's advertisement -'Ive
me a call. .
I'referred crediting those who will
not dun.
A cold of uiiui-iial severity whieb 1
took last autumn developed Into a dilli
culty deelilcdly catarrhiii in all Its char
ac'eriatlcs, threatening a return of my
ii! 1 elironie mtl.tdy, catarrh. Ono hot
lie f Ely'n Cream Halm romiletelv
eia.liiMle l eeiy symptom of that pain
ful and prevailing disorder. j:. K.
ll'ariKT, li;.'iltulnon St., llochestcr.
Catarrh. for twenty years f waj a
'iifffrer of catarrh oi' the head and
ihront. liy a few applications of i;iy'h
Cream Halm I received decided bene.lit
was cured by one bottle. Cinrlotte
I'trker, iraTCily, N. Y.
. .
I.ove is a little conflilenee game, in
which both parties are Itkcit in bj the
dergynnn.
t Milder elia the gill who shakes
ii.tr ashes.
The l.tdies,at Obcrlin Kate bebated
the question: "lie-solved, That the ex
treme development of the intell ct
ebllls and destroys the affections."
"My mother Is eighty-three years of
?. ami for years has fullered ficatly
nlth ilieumatisiu In fact the was quite
helpless, being unable to move about
the hn-rsc. A lady friend induced her
10 -ry Or. David Kennedy's favorite
Hems ly. She did so and found iilmo.st
imiiu'dlalu relief." The power ol this
me Heine to do good extend;) to all a?rs
an 1 a wide rang of complaints. Yon
" innot po3sibly j egret having pur
eh.ne.l it. Itemrinber that rhsuuiatlaiii
eannot be cured externally.
'lie that is down need fear no fall,"
bee-vuse feathers fall so lightly,
four legal sprouts in fiagu county,
N'ob., ate n.ima.1 Illbb, (i.igg, Dodd and
ltlW'5.
"My.Utllc son. three years of accwan
torrlhly af.llctod with scrofuls. Ills
heal was entirely covrrol witii Koful
oih sorui. and liU body showed tunny
marks of the dhno. A Saw buttles of
Ayer's Sarsapirllla cured him. W.J.
Iloekett, llymera. Ind.
A young man broke hW leg at Smii
Jojc, Cab, the other day while dancim'
Oinihit Is said" to have more of I s
urface devoted to atrccis ttud n'lets
than to buildlngpnce. - -
- - -v- -f
or tWIlltV vpnv ITnltrv t Tlfttr.Mn,
ofSlilrlev, Mam., ufter.l with rheu-
nr.ysiu.- He found no lellwt till jie look
Hood's Sursaparilla. ' - - -
-j-
AiiwliLkuntiucknLhaiiglng ut i-
a well in Keokuk dropped on the head
of a darkey, forty feet below, and was
dinjiitd to pieces. The darkey came up
auilllna with tlitylm gn his arm.
N'eura'fi' a and, rheumatism are de
pleted III uigJaWtiHi-ni dumoiis tinning
at Ihe buniitu form, but they could be
more trurhfullytloacribHd by thouing a
ilisiirdeivd htoiuagh of clu,"cd blood
vowels. Vinosar Illttors anords eer
t tin lelief and etcntual cure for both
by aetlng upon tho Internal system. It
drspels all pain demons instauler.
. A Colerlde, N'eb.,. farmer has a pi
which can lqill cow with tho ease and
s.itlnftiotlon of the average ilomtistlr.
I'ollcti liatMlqiMrterii in Montgomery,
AU.,.Hra guarded by cannon which
ere iui,l ajraluat the Indians two him
drej ycar.ugo.
t : - - -A
mire and reliable reinridv. A rum.
pound iliiid extract of roolx. leaves, .
lurkk liujl bwiit-k Is Iliuxlonk Wood I
Hit ten. Ttuiv i'Iiim atl (Itkcaaiia .if llm i
hloud, liver and kidneys. j
There ia a Mongolian miuieian in ,
Nmitiut City who !toff tb "bweet-i
Jl-atul-lly" 011 a Ckineae fiddle and
never mis.ac a note. 1
j liiiu, the Chluene giant, ia learn
1 log to skate on loller s-kj'es. The pa-'
' i t.is. he i a startling elsht he;i hi;
,.-. " .. t t..i- t .
ON THEENGINE.
nnnnlnc a Locsmotiva While Deathly Sick
TK'xti:x, Mutt.
Dr. t Kennedy, ilonrfoii', X. V.
Df.aii iii : i nni on chancer n IlieOM
C1I1 ny It IMnil, ami run the full ltiyrr
b nt lutwifn full ltivr mid Lnweil. to
I tldii g in Tnuntun. Fur ten yearn I suller-
(11 evervunnu uui iir.uu iniin nvrpepsiK.
Ollrh'I liml nii'li bl 1 ml I n 2 Inn lncliM that
I C'lilil Imrdly se, I iluuk Ihli wns due
piitlv lo irregular habits nt eating and
partly to the J ir of the engine.
Urmemtipr tlmt 1 Imdlnel every turdl
cine 1 hnurd nf and bad been (renin! bv
Joino of the bi'fct iln Binsns in Tmilon niid
li. wll. At llils e flleiil time lift DAVID
KEN'NllDYS fAVOtllTE UKMEDY was
rejiuninrniled tn me. It was new to top,
mill with my ixprirnre id inedli'ines, you
ran easily lorivu ine lnr fay liij; tliut I had
not a purl tele id biilh in it.
I Im 1 taken It but 11 tew days when I
b"lnn In Rft bpiter. Th raw and pore
Iv III g lolt my rtoinach and the rniippinx
p.ilils mv head, and mmi I wna nil right
ami have been ever rlure. It Is the only
Ihint; that evirdid ma the I fast good, ami
It drove every ache, pnln anil d'neein
fjrt (O'npletalv nut ol my bmlv. Nmv 1
keep KKKX12DVB PAVOItlTr. HUM
11DY with ire un uiy engine, and It nrs
wherever 1 i;n.
Why,! believe 1'AVOHlTi: ItEMKDY
nill cure anything. O.in night a while
11K" Jnhn l.'iytiin, an fiiKintrr, who rnhs
the main' line bitiltnt'n Irnm ltnstnii.eiiiiio
on my engine slek as dpaih. II was worn
nut wild virk,.had a bliih fever and w.ia
'..o uervuua ho aluinst brnkc dnwu crying
."Siiiifpiisp, Jiiihi," I bhIiI, "cheer up. 1 vu
gut S'lliiethiiig mi my engine Hint will act
yi'ii uiin a jilfy." 1 t.mk mil my biUlo nl
' I'.ivuriie ltemedy," hflrd hl head and
iruve him a ci'id ihisn. He wont lo Lti1 .
Tivn d.i) 3 'IaU'T 1 raw hiai looking na
healthy t3 a hulelicr. ' I), in," ho (aid.
wlmt wn thai slnll'vnn gave lilf Ihe elh
ernight?" i wm'nit DAVID KKN
NKDVS KAYOItlTK 1!KI EDY, ltiMnluul,
it. 1',." eaid I. "Well, I ilim'i rare hi so
reineily 11 h, U lh thing fur a mail nn the
ruilroad." t?o w c all ray. Y-iura, ele .
HlMII. flTTS.
It la your own fitilt if ynu tulliir limn
llraddche, tndijeilinn. nr Dwl,si,i. One
Dollar "'ill buy 11 bottle uf Fuvoritc Hem
e.ly and euro ; ou.
ELY'S
WUilTII
1 Wl7i ClllrpCCUJl! .
"Pyoioy'Q "Msum tj 1 u u u
TO any MAN
Weman or Child
eitfTormif from
Catarrh.
A. II, MAX,
I . "Si j. tl J .
Fl'PPf -F.E V rE Grallnp. Mich
A particln U ntjiirl into earli iio.lril and
la agreeshlo lo upe. Priee 50 eenla bv nuiil
nr nt ilniffzi"!'. Snnl lor eiienl.ir. IIl.Y
KUOTIIEHS. Dnu'gms Owego, X. V.
Jy 1H, I8S5.
$1
13 'WEEKS.
The rOblf'K CIAZKITE will he mailed
sreuroly wrn ped, lo ny 11 l.lress in tin
Unite. I bl.ilea lorlhreo months on uveipl ni
ONE DOLLAR.
Liberal diseoiint al lowed to ptatmaitrrs,
agents nml elniis Eiiimplo copioa inuiieil
neo. .anies5 an ntneis 10
ItlCllAItD K. VOX,
1" KAXkl.lN FqVARIC, X. Y.
Mjv 30, ISSi ly
Tilt
Olll
On Tho Less of
A leeture rn liio nature, lientnient 1 nd
radii'iil eure of Seminiil Weak ne?p. or Sir
mitoi rlion. iniluei'il bv ffll' Abue. In-
vo'iiniiiry Emii'Mnuii, ImjHiteiiev. Nervnnp
Debility, and Impediments to Mariiiige
j;i'iier.iu ; t otihUmolMti, Lptlely anil 1- iU;
Strntnl anil Pnvtueil Inesiiaeiiv, ,Ve P
itouniir j. eL'i.VEitwiiLL, m. d.
Tho world renowned author, in tin" ml
iiiir.itiia lecture, clearly nrovi-a Irooi bi.
own o.v;n rimee llm 1 1 lien v fnl eonsi'iiii'iu ei.
01 nen Aiiv-o iioiy us i tl.-i'l m;i 1 ly reinned
ivilhont dangerous surgital eiieralionr.
bougie!, Instruments, rings or rnrnlnl;
pointing out a mod ol eiir at one. rerluii
ami i lkvtml, by which every utiU'eier, in
ninller what his eonditinn may be, mat
euro himself chejply, privately" all 1 radi
tally.
if This lecture will prove a boon to
thoii-aiuli. anil t liniigmiiia.
t'em under M'al, in 11 pl.iln 1 uve1o, lo
any aiblreae, on receipt nl fnnr cents, nr Iwn
jtoalno hlamiis. Aib'nta
Tho CIM.VKIi'.WIM, MIDIC.U. CO.,
'.1 Ann SI.. ISetv Vork.X. V.
1'ostOllieo dux, 450. wav-'." l.v
For Xewett Designs and Moat l'ashlouablo
ftyleaof
DKKSS GOODS,
UliY GOODS,
GUOOK1UKS,
PROVISIONS,
SILVER WAKE, &c, &c.
to TO
E. H. SNYDER,
Mank Street, Lehigltton.
OooJa cimrnntcod and prices a low aa e I.e.
VllVIH f.ir lllea.ilnu nilMlltv i.riro.uli
Jul. IS, ItSbl-lv
T- A nHPfSr'I-,k'' s" t"-!" 1'" month
I UUVJUUilU.ellllllt uur Ntaximhii lluuaa
Sprln ai"l hunmnr. Aihlrera J. V, Jlc
UcaDvi-Oo., riilladelplilu.
100 Uoa inda's m.-n, e
Tift n-"Y rv
31' 9 1 rroruioncf piKB
I t-t: O-t our fcY"3
1 CiTL!;r and'f r LI rack
I rf.f.il kir, Iinpoiier.l
IJEKVOUS R
lVtJ Vi-lUtV 1U.UBI UU.
rvvx nr.'EDvtLitiua
1-it ti '-1T1 ri i.h atlf n.
V,9t t-3 tuslr.r, cr cm: 3
InYcine v,;cjj
iCtd ..tin.
Tr5TH)FOR 6SVM
I :tnsa u;: .i.-i-jj
Ii:oi;saj0!S5.
Its
D.
ural i -rxnUinevt iUo h
mar. c T.Ti'niartjfurttl,
Oavbstb, - 3C
V'wolfimtha, - ii.oi-v
!Fini 1' ar'fr'vm Li-V.ar.fl
ilhi uur If n IlucAmBaitrii t r
! 31 U U ricTTbUNO I HOI J Tf fC3i
LEWIS H. REHRIG,
Slate Hoofer.
I:Kl'IRINtJ promptly Mt-nil.d In at
abort notice and mi reammubte teriut.
WORK GUARANTEED.
At'Iie.-' IK'Vi J.'-' r t'.Cartirn C. ur.tv,
1 .. ' 1 .
3.
The plant nf happiness cannot
thrive without tho nlr of cheerfulness.
Organizations mav eh.mrn nr din.
tolvc, hut when parlies cease to exist j
liberty will perish.
Endeavor to ho cool and steady up
on all occasions; tho advantages of such
a calmness arc Innumerable.
Dont expect your mill to bolt double-
extra wheat Hour If you never pour tiny-,
thing hut coarse corn in tho hopper. f
There aro persons that it Is not safe
to hold out the olive branch of peace to,
unless you have n club In tho other
1 hand.
The moro n man Icnows the less ho
j Is apt lo tall: discretion allays his heat,
mm manes 11 1 111 cooity tieuneraio wnat
lo say and where to say Is It.
That haclrlni; cough can he so quickly
cured by Shlloh's Cure. Wo guarantee.
It. T. I). Thomas, I.chlghloii, mid
lllery, Weissport.
will you gutter with dyspepsia and
liver complaint? Shlloh's Vltlllzer Is
t'tiar.inlced lo cure you. Sold by T. 1).
1 nomas and . i . tilery.
Sleepiest nights, made miserable by
that terrible rough. Shlloh's Cure Is
the remedy for you. Sold by Thomas,
j.ciiiguion, aim jnery, vrelssport.
Catarih cured, huallh mid sweet
breatli secured, by Shlloh's Catarrh
Jtcmcily. l'riee fill cents. Nasal Injec
tor free. Sold hv T. I). Thomas, f.e
fhighton, and V. f. Hiery, ll'clssport.
. 1 or lame bach, side or chest, tiso
M111011 s roioits I'laster. l'riee 2" cts,
Sold by T. 1). Thomas and If. f . lllery.
Sin loii's cough and consumption eure
Is ild by us 011 a guarantee. It cures
consumption. Sold by liicry, H'elssport,
nnu i iiuuiiis, j.eiiiguion.
Shlloh's Vltlllzer Is whatvou need for
constipation, loss of appetite, dizziness,
ami an syinpiotns 01 dyspepsia, l'rle
10 and 10 eeiits per bottle. Sold by If.
r. titery, 11 oissport, unci r, l). Thomas
Lehighton.
Croup, whooping cough and bronchi
tis liiiincdiatclv relieved bv Shlloh's
Cure. Sold by Thomas, Lehigltton, and
oiery, 11 eisspori. e o v
The happiness of the human race In
this world does not consist of us being
devoid of passions, but in our learning
to command them.
Tho dllTeieiico between pride and
vanity Is, that one has n capital and tho
other has not. Vanity was never known
to pay a cash dividend.
While ciicuinstances may oflen
nuke or mar 11 man's life, we 111.1v often
make the circumstances. Theonly way
to conrjuor circumstance is to ho the
biggest uircum notice on the spot yotir-
ti'If.
A woman may not he able toaharr-
cu it pencil or thrown stone at 11 hen,
but .she can pack more nrticlea In n
ti uuk than a linn can in a one-horse
wagon.
Vhat aro Snpposatories 1
A. O. ltose, of Now London, Conn,,
writes: "Send mc two bottles of your
Kemp s rile Snpposatories by mall
Our druggist Is out. Thev are forr
friend. I tried ever) thins without help
but the Snpposatories cured me."
The treatment is now and within
reach of all, and would advise the nf
fecled to give them a trial, for pamph
lets on piles address l!ox 21)5, Lo l!oy,
1. lor sale In LchiKlitonhvTliom
as. and in Weissport by Uicry, at .lO'elii.
per uvx.
Vhat Ia It 1
e heard a good one the other d.iy on
well, we hardly know which It la on,
the lady or gentleman.
Tito gentleman was expecting nn.ad-
dltlon to his family, 11 f.tct which was of
course known to tho ladles of his coiigre
there, ,e came near letting tho eat
o tt of the big and lliey of couise tool:
a deep interest In the matter.
Tlio day before the advent of tho little
stranger, a well-know lady of this clly
was passing the house, and spoke to the
g'litlciniu, mil he, wUhing to show her
wine Improvement that bail been made
ou his building, said:
"Come In; I want to show you some
thing pretty."
"Oh, de-tr," cried she, her face beam
ing with delight; "of course I'll come
in. What Is it, a bov or Kill?"
You who lead Sedentary Lives
will find sreat relief from the constipa
tion with which you so often suffer by
taking Simmons Liver llegul.itor. It
Is a simple, harmless, vegetable com
pound, sure, to relieve you, and can do
no Injury.
- -
-Always brings down the house a
cyclone.
It is the matt with tho dark beard
who netcr says dye.
"Dried apple" parties'aro said lobe
very swell affairs.
She's a pretty little m ildcn,
With more than twenty beaux,
And now she goes n skating.
Over fields of wlul'ry sneaux.
With a population of :s'J0,t)00,0C0,
China has not a single pauper. This Ii
easily explained hy tlio fact that all tho
Chinese paupers emigrate to this coun
try. An exchange has the heading
I'cace, Net War." Now did anybody
ever say It was?
O! what it sharp n.tln! Apply a 7fo;i
Plaster and experience relief and cure.
25 cents. -
It was customary in the olden time
to ratify a contract hy 11 bent coin. And
so hard as It Is to change old customs
that even to this day there U often some
thing crooked about contracts,
A Xew Yorker offers lo euro a case
of hydrophobia by tho sweating cure for
30J. We fear it would make the pa
tient sweat so profusely to pay the hill
mat 110 weuw nat e n f.uai relapse.
A street car bring tho haughtiest
man down to a common level. Particu
larly If It starts suddenly, beforo the
haught) cue has an opportunity to pick
out a seat.
Seventy-set en counties In Kentucky
have stopped tho sale of llijuor under
the local option law.
-Xo other medicine is so reliable as1
Ayer's Cherry 1'eclor.il,' for tho euro of
roughs, colds, and all derangements of
the respiratory organs. It relieves the
astlinuith' and consumptive, even In ad
vanced stages of dljeises.
The electric I Ifflit has been success
fully applied at Woolwich, England, to
photographing tho interior of a cannon,
Such pictures are expected lo reveal tho
prejeneu of Hans.
M. Devello, the new French minis
ter or agriculture, never taw a plow.
Mr. I'arnell probably rw-nUesthe
largest mall and sends (be fewest re
plies of any similarly conspluuua politi
cian In the world.
four men took out of a Montana
) 1 1 I , f . ; 1 'lib, ' I'' ' 'si I,
AL. CAMPBELL,
Tlie Jeweler,
WEISSPORT, - PA.,
For PURE ;RUGS and MEDICINES, FANCY mid
TOILET ARTICLES, Clioico Wines and Liquors for
Medicinal I'lii-poso, Choice 13rands of Cigars and Toboecos,
Stationery, Wall Paper and Borders, &c, &c
nt J.OVVKST I'ltlOKS. I'ltKSUKlHIltlNSenrciiillycomiioun.le.!. Ilnvor Nlnht
ralrommo tollelteJ ntnl atlslaotlon guaranteed In 1'rlco nml quality uftlouiia Sold
Aprll V. FJIERT. Corner White and Brldee Strecls. Weissport. Fa.
f 1 c t
Copied and enlarged in all sizes from card to life size, viz
OIL PORTRAITS, WATER COLORS, .
Pastels, Crayon, India Ink and Photographs.
All work guaranteed or no pay. All we nsk
us a call and be convinced.
No. 105 N. 8th St Allentown, Pa.
Franklin Santee, Manager,
J. S. KRETDLER, AGT.
Orders left at
attention.
the Auvocati:
LEWIS
New Fall and Winter Styles.
respectfully informs his many friends and cu.stoineis that he
has removed his BOOT"AND SHOS STOI S
f-jrFJS '"HmH,, 1,1
LEWIS WEISS,
Arfip 4, lsei-ly
WHO IS UNACQUAINTED WITil T
titE SY EKflll"IIKtl
CHICAGO, HOCK JSLAWD & P&CBFSC RAILWAY
ny t-o-.inof ltt co Ural position and cloco roh-tlon to rllprlnclpil lines Test end
Vo3t,atlnltalr-ni torm'n.it points, conotituto tho moot impbitantniUl-conti-nontallinli
In tluvtovstaun ort'trouj'i transportation which Invltea onrt lacill
tcitoatr.wolnna tralllo botivoei cities of tlio Atlnr.tlo nnrt Pettllc Coaets. It
la also tho favorlto nml boc routj to rml Irom polut3 liuot, Wcrtbcaet find
t3outhoi3t, and oorro;pondln j polnt3 y ctt. Northwoat rr.d Southwest.
Tho liocl: Island Bfst nn Includes in ilt 1110I11 lino and hrenches, Chicago,
Jollot. Ottawa, Lafialli, PnorH. Oanaseo. Mcllno end Hock Ieland, in Ullnobj
UivoiiDort. Musoitlne, va3htaitoii, Fairtleld, Cttutnwn. OEltnlcom. Woes
IjlJjevty, Iown City, dm Molnoa. Indlandu, Wlntoreot. Atlantic, Knoxvlllo,
Attdubon, Harlan, Guthrlo Cuntro nnd Council Dluffa, in Iown; Gallatin,
Trout n, Uameron an! Kansas Olty, In
in it vns'is: Aloert i.aa, jyimnoapoiia una
QaKoxc, and hundreds of IntaruiodUts
THE GREAT ROCK
Guarcntsfo Its patrons tint nenbo of personal security nffordod by n rolld,
tUorounilv b'llaitod ro.d-bod; rnnoath trucka ci continuous etacl icll;oub
suntiallv built oulvurlD aii Lnl7; r.illln? ctcck 00 near perfection aa
iintl tih'-bmKBQ! nnd fiat osj..iilitr c
operation or all its tr dn. ptajr eoecialtlos of this fbute aro Transfers at
nil oonnsciin? nohita in Unn Depots, a:.d the unsurpotkcd comforts ami
'usuries of 'ta P.iBJjner Equipment.
T.ie J.' asc uxpresj iroiiu uotwuen tuiicago end tne uifpomi iuverme rem
posod of woll ventilated, flnoly vipholotpred Day Coaches. Magnificent. Fiillmaii
lilaoo Sleeperu of the litast. loMii, uiul sumptuous Uininar Cars. In tvhlclt
ciauuruiBiy
cooked meals am lelournK
Appetite, nnd Health on both." Between Chlcaao
Atclussn, aro nl&o run tho Oelebratod Itecllnlnr; Chair
nnd Health on both." Between Culi
THE FAMOUS ALBERT LEA ROUTES,
la tho direct and f ivoi-ite lino between
where connnotlono .ra mod in Union
una iir-itisn i'rovinca3. over this route.
. buuuu -r reeorts. picturcinuo jocauties, r.na numinff eiut nsc-
own iota timnosof itisrio tuo mcpt acstrauie route u
Ull rno'.oer D't
una pier- 1 f ,r.i 1 r
Counc.l Diuifj. Kunsas Cltv. Lliu- enoolio
tor u.t ii'j inio.m 't'on ioc Mup3
TMc'iots. a'. ' 11 pnnci.xj Tic!;ci.
by i.dJiraii3
R. R. CAUL.
PfCtidrrit tnl r.nn.,1 1" .! r, C t
Next tn CLAUS3 ,t flltO.,
Ertnk St., Lohlghton,
llulwji nn hand a lull line ol
TatcliEi, Clock ft Jewelry
Which he ia eelling at very low
prices
REPAIRING-
11 all branches promptly nltended
id. deelll.RS ly.
o o
o
u m 'm $
o o
o
is ti trial. Give
o o
o
Ornci: will receive pioinpl
rebSJ.-lyr
WEISS
Into 1I10 TIPVtr TimTTiTvn .......I-
I'raltu hit Olil Sinnil, nni flint lie
I" nun rrcelvt g 1111.I njirnlnu' 11,- n.r
their ln."cei.iu ft ery lurye nuil
ruiiluinblo Hue nl Hill.,il.leil
Boots,
SilOES,
Gaitj:hs,
Hat-s, Caps,
UMBRELLAS,.,
tultnMe Tur
FALL AMD WINTER WEAR,
AT PRICES TO SUIT
THE TIMES !
nml Inrltea.voii tn eall unit examine
Ounila uml leurii frlcea heforo pur.
ctiKliic claewherc. SATISFAC
TION In nil eiea fully t;u.ii-.iiiiieil
lleniiMiiui-r, TI1K KIHV StUltlJoii.
poaltu tlia Ii ot nt
iukx stim:i:t,
DAM Street, LEHI&ETOH.
CEOORAPHV OP THIS CCUNTilY. WiLL
THIS WAf, I MAT Tili
Missouri; Lenvonwortb nntl Atchison,
tt. i'avu, in x.iip-iiosoia; vvmci'tov.
cities, towns, villages end stations.
ISLAND ROUTE
: -jFre
r upijllaocja ot patent bulfors. platformu
I'.Unlpllno which jjoverr-o tho practical
)eclaltlea of ihle route are Transfers at
iAt(-n
"good DiuEBtlon wattlnu on
and
.u xiaQ&aa wity
end
Cars.
Chicaifo end Mlnneapoliii nnd Bt Paul,
Droou for ell points in tho Tirrltc-rlee
Fast jssnreao Trolns are run to tho
to the
ni . 1. r i
'T'i.
. i.e. lies been ons&ed
-poiiu, 1 nJ Leluyotte end
m'i St Paul and intenorlli'.to points.
and rcMtra, obtaru'i i" Vvell rs
iu tiiu United States i ".! ' CUi; or
t-. OT. JOriH,
Cere lie' 1' tn f , n- r t r ' r iv-cg,
FARMERS' COLUMN.
s ine-'!, . jei i
rotwardinK riant".
The farmer Is, na a general thing, be
yond tho tench of tho early vegetables
from the Southern States, nml If ho lias
such nt nil, must raise tlient himself.
If he would luto vegetables curlier than
they can bo had hy sowing tho seeds In
the open ground, ho must forwnnl them
himself. This the market gardener does
by sowing the seeds In a hot-bed, and
curing fur tho joung plants until they
cin be set In the open ground. Fanners
have an Idea that is difficult to manage
a hot-bod, and rarely undertake It. A
h it-boil requires ntlentlon, but onlv of .1
kind that any Intelligent pcrscn can
give, but this must be given nt the t ight
time, or tho plants will suffer, If they
nre not killed outright. Besides, many
suppose I hat a hot-bed is costly, and do
I not cire to make the. 0t1tl.1v, while In
fict,a hot-bed could be knocked together
out of o)d boards in a tew iiili.utes, at
little or no expense. Where plants are
to bo forwarJed on a largo tealo a hot
bed Is needed, but for the farm garden,
it may ba dispensed with.
In .1 box placed at the kitchen w Indow,
enough plants may be started and for
warded to supply a small garden. The
boxes should ba made of half-inch stuff,
a foot wide, three or four Inches high,
and as long ns the window is wide. They
should bo thoroughly nailed together,
else the damp soil may warp and spring
them.
If the window sill U wide enough, the
boxes will sit upon It wllhout other stip
poit; otherwise, drive In a screw at each
end at l'.io cornet farthest from the
window; a copper wire attached to these
screws, and the other end fastened to n
screw in tljo window frame somewhat
higher up, will hold the box securely.
Make two boxes, one for starling the
teed, nnd the other to hold Ilia plants,
when largo enough lo transplant. Am.
AyricnUurht.
An Enterprising, iiollabb Houso.
T. D. Thomas, druggist, can always
bo relied upon, not only to carry In stock
the best of every thing, but lo secure the
agency for such articles as have well
known merit, and are popular with the
people, thereby sustaining tlio icptita
tlon of being always enterprising, and
everrellable. Ilavlngsecured the agency
for the celebrated Ur. King's New Dis
covery for consumption, will sell it una
positive guarantee. It will surely cure
any nnd every affection of throat, lungs,
and clioU, an. I lo show our riiit!i.lenee,
wo invite you to call and get a trial
bottle free.
I.Ir.tc'a I'akluz, and "atc'.i Using.
It Is an old protcrb, that ''matches
are made in heaven," but tlio matches
to which we refer aro made In those
loner regions an 1 hi f.tt were not dis
covered until IS.')'!, Prior to that time,
the Hint nt'd steel, an 1 tinder box, and
the sulphured stick with the vial filled
with phosplionn, into which to plunge
the stick, and so sot up a light, were in
vojue. People u-.o 1 to keep a fire all
day. or a burning light, if they dared
not depend upon the slow and uncertain
process of the tlndcr-hot. For a good
many jcars after the "luclfer'' was
invented, matches ere dangerous from
their Inflammability, and poUonout by
their gases, huth to consumers and
makera. It was not until lS-l.'i that p.
German experimenter despoiled phos
phorus of many of its dangerous char
acteristics, nnd prepared the wav for
the safety matches of these days. All
this has been accomplished within the
memory of men and women now living
and active. The cycla Is hardly more
than fifty years. Still there aro tho3c
who cling to the old tinder-box, or its
modern improve 1 form. It has its uses
in remote neighborhoods, In 'camp life,
In the woods, nnd on the frontier. In
the open air. particularly if it is windy,
a match is often a delusion, where the
flint and steel and tinder lire a success.
It is calculated that the avcrnge.iiunibor
of nialchoa ued per day. It ten to cacli
of the population say live hundred and
fifty million, or five million live hundred
thousand boxes of ono hundred each.
One can utilUe a liaht from n match In
fifteen seconds. The tlnder-bnx often
required two minutes, to say nothing of
the vexation of spirit. Now, at ten
lights a day, which require ono hundred
and llfty seconds, or two and a half
minutes fn one cate.and twenty minute
in tho other, there is a saving of seven
teen and a half minutes a day. The
match user consumes In Ids work nine
hundred and thirteen minutes a year,
or fifteen hours. Tlie tinder-box user
would cousitma seven thoiuand three
hundred minutes, or one hundred and
twenty hours.a difference of one hundred
and five hours, or ten good working
days. At a valuation of one dollar n
day, this would be live hundred
and llfty million dollars a year saved to
tho production of the United States.
Sir Lyon 1 'lay fair, in his address at the
last meeting of the ISrltLh Association,
estimated the saving of tinio in ttreat
llritaln hy the use of matches, as equal
to twenty-six million pounds, placing
labor.at thirty cents a day. So we are
not far out of th way in our calcula
tions. If it Is said that in this estimate
wetakolho aggregate population, and
so are misleading, It mar be replied that
tho estimated consumption of matches
Is ten per day to tho whole population;
to half the population the average would
be twenty per day, nnd so on. The
result would tlie same. Tho fact re
mains, that by tlie tiso of this trilling
and unconsidered household and pocket
companion, the people of the rutted
States save In time, a sum many fold
greater than the cost of the matches.
This U u familiar truth, paralleled In
the production and use of many other
article. It is none the loss a stupendous
fact. CnrsxKll P. Dkwey iplm. Agrl-cullurltt.
1
1
lkituna fall bad epraiu,
Hub St. .JuixiU Oil-l;lll tvtiu.
Vlntr wro throat wire
IttHl Star Cnugli Curo coitgli tio more.
Tobacco n fit et v ill dtwtroy luiga nn J
worms nu roc buslifa.
-TIip wn'er fnr linres BlmiilJ be a
pn.'r a- ran t'C cftainr '..
rJkKE-
SIMMONS
LIVER REGULATOR
Tor all DiKMei of die
LiTor, Sidneys, Stomach tad Sploen.
ThU purely vrsctnblo pre.
Puallon, now ao celebrated 01
amlly Medicine, originated In
tlie South In In a 8. It acta
pnntly on the liuwrla and
KlillieyH and enrruvta ihe
action ofthe I.lver. nnj h, there.
fore, the liHHt irrpnrntn!T
lncillcllir, whatever the aick.
nea may prove to be. In atl
common diteates it wilt, 1111.
instated by any other medi
cine, effect a npeetly euro.
The lteRiilalnr Ii aite lo admlnltfer In any
wnditlon of the ayatcm.and undir no clrvttm
Mimcc enn It tin harm. It will Iniieorata
like a cla of wine, but ii no Intoxicating Lew
age to lend to Intemperance; will promoto dl
Kcatliin, riltalpntu I'rndaclir, nnrt cencr
lllly toiui up llm nynli iii, 'J he de fi anull,
nut uuiilcnantit, and Hi virtues undoubted.
No ln of time, no Inter
riLptlou or Mnpimf-o of
ltilnrs while liking the
llcgubtor.
Chtlirei complaining of
Colin, llciiditrhp, or Ml'k
Mmimrh, a te.inoonful or
more will give relief.
If fallen occasionally by pa.
tlenta tpoed 10 MALARIA,
will expel tlie poison and protect
them from attack.
A I'llYRICIAVA OPINION.
I have been practicing medicine for twenty year,
and have never been able to put lip a vegetable
compound tint would, like Simmons Liver Regu
luor, promptly inu effectively move the Uver to
action, and at Ihe same time aid (instead of weak.
nlns. ihe iligeuUe and assimilative powcrt of the
yum, I,. M. IlmroN, M. D. .Washington, Ark.
8KB TIMT Vol) (!ET THE unjiCINl.
rKcrAttnn Y
J. . Zeiin & Co.. Philadelphia, Pa.
REMOYALI
Dr. C.T. Horn,
Ketpcctfuliy announces to hli cuitomcra nn4
tho peoplo generally tl.athe lias removed tils
DlUia STUHK from I.euckvl'j Ililllillnit to
lils new store room opposite Ihe Public Square
Bank Street, Lehighton, Pa.,
whom ho will bo pknscit to rccclro friends
nnd tho public, and supply Iheui with
Pure Druys & Medicines,
Fancy and Toilet Articles,
Lumps and Lamp Fixtures,
Stationery & Choice Cigars.
together with a fine line of latest detljjnl la
Wall Paper
AN I)
DecorationS,
nt I. lines', l'riee r. rernn ran nteo obtain
l-'yeaitiisiics mid feetoclcr, properly ad.
lusted to Ihelr flilil at reiiaimalile prlcis.
Prescriptions compounded with care day
or u.'Kht.
Kon.ciu.bcr, THU Ult.VTItAI. IHtUU Store,
Fob. s..yl lin. n. T. 1IOUK.
Central Carriage Works
Rmli St., Lchigliton, Pa.,
Are prepared to Manufacture
Carriages, Jiiggies, Sleighs,
Spring "Wagon, &c.,
nf every description. In the 10 on substantial
manner, and at Lowest Cash l'ricel
nrimliinj,' rioitfitlj Attended ',0,
TltEXUni & KliKWLER,
April Set, 1863 yl Proprietors.
WM. DUFFY & SOU,
of Fast Mauch Chunk,
nr prrpareil In In H kinda of
Plasterfne & Ornamental Wort
nt alinrlpet notlc". Onlors hv mall will r
five prmiipl attention. Teiins innden ta
or giiiulwnrk. teultlf
No Patr nt No Pay.
PATENTS
obtained for lnrontora In the United Statet
Uannda nnd Europe, nt reduced ratoa, with
our principal oltlce located In Waahlngtou,
directly npiioslto the United Statea Patent
Oince, we arc able tu attend to all patent
huslnosi with Krnltr promptnesa and de
patch and at left cost than ether patent at
tome who are at a distance from U'nsli
Intcton. and who hav. therefore, tn employ
"assocl.ilonttorne)n " We make preliminary
exninlnalhma nml turnlih opinions aa to ta
tenlublliiy, tree ut'eharxe, and all who are
Intercsinl in nrw Inventliina nud pnlenla are
Invited tu rend fur a copy ol our "ftulde fur
obtalnlnir I'jtenls," whleh la sent free to
nny nildrfas, nml contains comrlele Instruc
tions how to obtain ii.ileuia nnd other valua
Mo miitler. 'Verererlo the (1 truinn-Aiucr.
lean Nntlonnl llitnk U'uslilnKlon, II. O. ; tho
llny.il Swedish. Korweir Ian and Iinnlah I-k
lions, nt Washington : lion. Joi. t'asey. Into
lllilet .lusllce U. s Court of Olnlms; to the
UlilcliiW of the U. S patent tliflee. and to
.Senators nml Mcinbera of CoiiKreai from
crery Slute,
Aiidrcsai LOUIS IIAOUnitlk CO., So
llclturs of I'aienta and A tlorncysstl.aw I.e.,
Uroll Ilulldliii; Washikuiiw, j. (j,
tit-nil 111 cents Kislj;e,iinil
We Will mull VAII fl.. m
r.vsl. vnlinthtir. .,...!
B'mx nf twla that will put
juu i" inr way 01 niBKins
ninre money at mire, then anything else in
Aliierlca. llitli eexes nf all ajes can life
ill homo ami work in Bl'srotinie, or all the
time, ejpllal not required. We will start
ynu. Iuinienae piy sure fur those whn
a'artatonre. 8TIS30N & CO., Pnrtlanrl,
Maine, nor.3l.ISSS,
jjr iir.u.-ti.tN & co.,
BA1JK STRKET. Lehighton, Pa.,
MIl,I,Ens and Dcalera In
Flour and Feed.
llllCintlsor O RAIN ItOUCillTaud SOLD
ItfHlUI.AU ilAKKET ItATXS.
Wo would, nlan, 1 naiirrtlitllr Intern ourelli
ens tint wnnre now fully prepared to bU
I.V them with
The Best of Coal
rmm tiy Mln delred at VKtl
wrcsT rnicns.
AC ft
I' IIEILMAK A CX).