A Creaking Hinge I lrj an.! turiiriinril. i.nt.i j;ij i -t? . inter wlflrli it litonis rnsHv. Wl.cu t!ir jolut.it nrliltigos, of lhr linilvaiostilTrnnl nnd imlauK'il lij- l;iii'iimat!.nji, il.j- raIv. mm WiuciU'it witlidiu (!H:sni'j tlio niuxt -.rrUi'intlniiaiiiSj A.ut'h P:irt,pnrillfi, liy It.t wtion 0:1 Mi i', jolicvcs llii'i i 'tnrlitloti, nr.'! tcstum I'm jnint togcoit t wotklng nrilcr. Aycr'n S-trwap.-irillt 1 an rftlcil, in our eily. lnuny innst-K'niiitknilli"" . tires, in raxrs wliiiji lullliil .tin' iliortu of the must iairerieillrtl,TiH-iinir3'W(T it ficfrsSr.v, I rolilil LitO tkf iiniM'H nl-' main- iiiillWiItiuN-tvint.l.iivi: bivn ttircil liy tuhni'j tins iiti'ilu m In nn-1 -no It lias worked VoliiIl'f.K. riillui.it; moo' Rheumatism, t'ns, ami all (tfTTi-r iitiiii' nriMnir iri'in Impute lilmnl. tlicro is i-ii'iwnrilv uuli 1 1 1 1-1 1 1 niiinii)iialntci. tlnil iiIIoiiIimhIi .relief as, Ayvir'.. HiivitiMarilla ' i! 11. I.nwrcncc, M. II., 1'u.ltiiiii.rc. .Mil Aycr'.s rjiMpntillti tt'rcil lno of Rri'l am) lilirtiina'iHin, In n luu lifnc l-r vrmlil. UJliLJ,UilUU.Ul' iLrvriy li-menl Hue.l'.c fnmri'v kv.hIi 1 1.--1: II .Sluir, Manager lintel 'Ilcliiiimt, l.imt-11, Ma'. I wa, Tliinin n.ttiv i jrrijtid. .rrMilTorfT rttlllrti'ihiifi "rifVdiiMlii Kfii'i'Ofnll tin. remi'illot 1 1 mill) 1 ihUuiiJiLI'' nitiuisni ril tr(ji;j; ATrVT.ui.iiiaNn:t 1 KjW'.fi -'"ill lmttlrS I f linn jirriMi'htiiiilrtfllil : -'i cilily rtiplovejl -t i-l'-a1 1 !i. j lt f"m i. 1 iivprliiniV. " " yer'G .SarSapar.ifa. " rn'iijrulXvTii.M . Vv '.i . iT... ,:r Sjfiftyun )tni(:;.U . .. , j BUY IT AND TRY IT. Try it for earache, Try it for headache, Try it for toothache, Try it for backache. For an ache or a pain Thomas' Eclcctric Oil Is excellent. Chas. F. Mcdler,bos274, Schenectady. N. Y. Thomas' Eclectr'tc Oil is the best thing (jning;, pa says. Cured him of rheumatism and me of earache two drops. Master Horace Qrenizer, Clinton, Iowa. Try it for a limp, Try it for a lameness, Try it for a pain, Try it for a strain. From shoulder to ankle joint, and fof three months 1 had rheumatism which yielded lo nothing but Thomas' Edectric Oil. Thomas' F.clectric Oil did what no physician seemed able to accomplish. It cured me. John N. Gregg, Supt. of Rail way Cons ruction, Niagara Falls. Try it for a scald, Try it for a cut, Try it for a bruise, Try it for a burn. Price 50 els. nntl Qx.oo FOSTER, BllliilRU CO., Prop's. jioirr.tLo, .v. r. iiuiuix, mi.flHN Hi.iitllWilH UUKLFUU Weakness, JUjclr ot'StroEgth, . , Vigor ov .Dovolon-aeu, rnni! hj- tnilurretions, Clcrscas, otu Honest! tn a danriiiniiiillr witlim month. No Uaceiitlon muni, hr.in . . . . .... TiV.iWJ'S VnA,J?1?.tS"""1 envelope, triw. IE MlUJlOAi. CO., P.O. Drawer I.lll iiuiuio, X.V 3DEBILIII ?FEl!iLES? DECAY. A Life Experience. Eemnrlasble ana nulck cures. Trial Faeiageu. Gonci Btamp for sealed particulars. Address Dr. WARD & CO. Louisiana. Mc mmsmmm I "t 'y.- II Itl-y Cil..!jti-. I avur. blcnniHfl. rili" l.-wii, ulnr, iiLihiibj U1 25 years m USE" The Orettest HecUcal Triumph ef thBir;cl . SYMPToTflS OF A TORPBp LBVEES. Rf 1- W: IilIn ,"" tlio thoaldor Modo, Fullness ufter catlnr, wtthadlw Inclination to excrttou of body orminit, xvZ2lleot "Kiic-clc-ctcd some daty, Heart, Doti before tho eym, litcdacho fitful uicr.is. UlcMy colored Crlae, ci COMSTIPATiOW. TDTT'S 1'H.I.Sarncipfelaliy adapted cbaiigioffoeliiicrmtoniionMithoBUuVror. lody 1 1 TnLo tut Klliit , mo aj-tom ii 'HIT'S IYI , 1.1 n .1 & u z: r1 tjtmr Unox hv a sui?ib application of Sis Dth. .1, uiiii.irtB n uniusal color, aou InslanlanrnuMy. Sm.iiI )piUt, cr tint, by nsproi) Qr 1 Hwtpt of 81. OrfJoo,r-4 riwrrriy t.t., f;.iV Ycii;. RAINBOW RUPTURE Wf ,iiH."fVl '""'lueni fivun all kii..l ..tVirrlrrl Ten thousand l?uljs tut' given yearly to tin; 'ginv by notbavingjh-. Unntl's 'J'fetli' nig I;ottm on. tlifir. jjuihs hen teething. J Ci- . - SOMKTIIIXG NEWT" SOMETIIINi; V(;M)i:i!J'UJ, ! SOM VAM Hi. M AO I OA I .! To batlu; tlicUubyV gtuns hilt teething, velieving-nll-inilrtinmjiioji.waUin;; mid . niiu ' : rLOST t A gooil iiniuy niglit's vest, by not" having J Jr. llnmlb ('olie l'i(rt;,bc5t gfvrs Hahy romlort ami sleep without sttijiefving orjl'j'iring it. ,'o opia'es Xo cuiiktitttiou. lliind' lttmeiliet! f v Cliil drtn sold bv t!l Diutrgi-ts. .abi'i',itur lit Sci;.i!u;, Fa. "8 E Mil AWAY MISCELLANEOUS. Jfin. Mnrnh Tinker, nf Ti. 'P10. I mont, Jfc, Mho lll b nincty-nlno years old In a few ilnyf, can see lo read without the tiso of spectacles, does her own trashing, and went three nillei to a dinner. Subscribe for the C.vnnox Anro uatc. rilelFlleilt Piles Ml . Sure cure for blind, bleeding ami Itching piles. ' One box has curod the worst case of 0 years stunilinp. No one need ptilTpr live minutes after using William's Indian Pile Ointment, lttih rorbs tumors, allays ItchltiR of the pri vSte par!.', notblnx cHe. Sold by (IriiR clstfi and mailed 011 receipt of prlre, 81. William's Mf (.Co.. l'roii's.. Clnvelaml, O. Sold ntTlioinas' drui: storo. A divorce was procured 1a?t Octob er on Ills own motion by a well-known resident of Troy, X. Y who now spcl.i to ratnblMi Its Invalidity. Ilisdltnrccd wlffj died recently and left sonic prop urtjv . . ,Ko Zoon that Ecionco hns Conferred llabeen fraiibtwltli (jrcatcrblcsslngi than 1l1.1t wiicb ha accrued to the In liabnnls of-malarial ridden portions of tlieJTjTTcd States and the Tropics from tbjkiiwof Hosteller's atoniach Hitters. The experience of many years hai but too cleaily lUinioiislratedthelnellirleney of quinine an 1 other dnm to effectual ly comait the prortus of Intermittent, onip'ttlvr and billoui remittent levers, Whllo mi the uun.;- band. It has been no len finally siiown that the use of tlte 'litt'i-i, a medieiiin congenial to the frailest mnitltulion, and derived from purely botanic stiiircaf. affords a reliable s.tfo$utr.! aalnt malarial diseases, anil arreit it whin developc.l. For disord ers of the stonneb, liter and bowels, for yeiiiTal debility and renal Inactivity, it s also a most olllclont remedy. Appe tite and sleep are Improted bj it, it ex pi'ls rheumatic humors from the blood, and enriches a circulation Impoverished by mtl assimilalion. A now-plow is like as bad habit a goo 1 thin to cut a liift. What is a button-.' A small eve lit that U always cumins off. firemen, at well as otbor people, like to talk of their old flames. Uiieagn s new electric blaze on the tower of the Hoard of Trade building c m be seen from Michigan City, sixty m'les distant across I lie lake. To Yonnl.' l.ciior. If your lifii is made a burden owing to blaeklie.ttls, pimples and othercruptlon." on the face nrirriny your beautv and e.utsmsr so mitcii eJuiji-ln, It is 110 longer uoeessaiy to endure It. Dr. I'lagg's family Ointment will rerlalniy remove 111 siicu uicmisucs aim leave vour tkin oft. smooth and beautiful. Sold by nil ;irus;isis anil inaiinii on receipt 01 price, ' Williams Mfsr. Co., fropV., i.ieveian.i, u. com at llioni.ii riru store. A l.tme excuse the apology of a one-h'sgeJ man. The l.mjer's advertisement -'Ive me a call. . I'referred crediting those who will not dun. A cold of uiiui-iial severity whieb 1 took last autumn developed Into a dilli culty deelilcdly catarrhiii in all Its char ac'eriatlcs, threatening a return of my ii! 1 elironie mtl.tdy, catarrh. Ono hot lie f Ely'n Cream Halm romiletelv eia.liiMle l eeiy symptom of that pain ful and prevailing disorder. j:. K. ll'ariKT, li;.'iltulnon St., llochestcr. Catarrh. for twenty years f waj a 'iifffrer of catarrh oi' the head and ihront. liy a few applications of i;iy'h Cream Halm I received decided bene.lit was cured by one bottle. Cinrlotte I'trker, iraTCily, N. Y. . . I.ove is a little conflilenee game, in which both parties are Itkcit in bj the dergynnn. t Milder elia the gill who shakes ii.tr ashes. The l.tdies,at Obcrlin Kate bebated the question: "lie-solved, That the ex treme development of the intell ct ebllls and destroys the affections." "My mother Is eighty-three years of ?. ami for years has fullered ficatly nlth ilieumatisiu In fact the was quite helpless, being unable to move about the hn-rsc. A lady friend induced her 10 -ry Or. David Kennedy's favorite Hems ly. She did so and found iilmo.st imiiu'dlalu relief." The power ol this me Heine to do good extend;) to all a?rs an 1 a wide rang of complaints. Yon " innot po3sibly j egret having pur eh.ne.l it. Itemrinber that rhsuuiatlaiii eannot be cured externally. 'lie that is down need fear no fall," bee-vuse feathers fall so lightly, four legal sprouts in fiagu county, N'ob., ate n.ima.1 Illbb, (i.igg, Dodd and ltlW'5. "My.Utllc son. three years of accwan torrlhly af.llctod with scrofuls. Ills heal was entirely covrrol witii Koful oih sorui. and liU body showed tunny marks of the dhno. A Saw buttles of Ayer's Sarsapirllla cured him. W.J. Iloekett, llymera. Ind. A young man broke hW leg at Smii Jojc, Cab, the other day while dancim' Oinihit Is said" to have more of I s urface devoted to atrccis ttud n'lets than to buildlngpnce. - - - - -v- -f or tWIlltV vpnv ITnltrv t Tlfttr.Mn, ofSlilrlev, Mam., ufter.l with rheu- nr.ysiu.- He found no lellwt till jie look Hood's Sursaparilla. ' - - - -j- AiiwliLkuntiucknLhaiiglng ut i- a well in Keokuk dropped on the head of a darkey, forty feet below, and was dinjiitd to pieces. The darkey came up auilllna with tlitylm gn his arm. N'eura'fi' a and, rheumatism are de pleted III uigJaWtiHi-ni dumoiis tinning at Ihe buniitu form, but they could be more trurhfullytloacribHd by thouing a ilisiirdeivd htoiuagh of clu,"cd blood vowels. Vinosar Illttors anords eer t tin lelief and etcntual cure for both by aetlng upon tho Internal system. It drspels all pain demons instauler. . A Colerlde, N'eb.,. farmer has a pi which can lqill cow with tho ease and s.itlnftiotlon of the average ilomtistlr. I'ollcti liatMlqiMrterii in Montgomery, AU.,.Hra guarded by cannon which ere iui,l ajraluat the Indians two him drej ycar.ugo. t : - - -A mire and reliable reinridv. A rum. pound iliiid extract of roolx. leaves, . lurkk liujl bwiit-k Is Iliuxlonk Wood I Hit ten. Ttuiv i'Iiim atl (Itkcaaiia .if llm i hloud, liver and kidneys. j There ia a Mongolian miuieian in , Nmitiut City who !toff tb "bweet-i Jl-atul-lly" 011 a Ckineae fiddle and never mis.ac a note. 1 j liiiu, the Chluene giant, ia learn 1 log to skate on loller s-kj'es. The pa-' ' i t.is. he i a startling elsht he;i hi; ,.-. " .. t t..i- t . ON THEENGINE. nnnnlnc a Locsmotiva While Deathly Sick TK'xti:x, Mutt. Dr. t Kennedy, ilonrfoii', X. V. Df.aii iii : i nni on chancer n IlieOM C1I1 ny It IMnil, ami run the full ltiyrr b nt lutwifn full ltivr mid Lnweil. to I tldii g in Tnuntun. Fur ten yearn I suller- (11 evervunnu uui iir.uu iniin nvrpepsiK. Ollrh'I liml nii'li bl 1 ml I n 2 Inn lncliM that I C'lilil Imrdly se, I iluuk Ihli wns due piitlv lo irregular habits nt eating and partly to the J ir of the engine. Urmemtipr tlmt 1 Imdlnel every turdl cine 1 hnurd nf and bad been (renin! bv Joino of the bi'fct iln Binsns in Tmilon niid li. wll. At llils e flleiil time lift DAVID KEN'NllDYS fAVOtllTE UKMEDY was rejiuninrniled tn me. It was new to top, mill with my ixprirnre id inedli'ines, you ran easily lorivu ine lnr fay liij; tliut I had not a purl tele id biilh in it. I Im 1 taken It but 11 tew days when I b"lnn In Rft bpiter. Th raw and pore Iv III g lolt my rtoinach and the rniippinx p.ilils mv head, and mmi I wna nil right ami have been ever rlure. It Is the only Ihint; that evirdid ma the I fast good, ami It drove every ache, pnln anil d'neein fjrt (O'npletalv nut ol my bmlv. Nmv 1 keep KKKX12DVB PAVOItlTr. HUM 11DY with ire un uiy engine, and It nrs wherever 1 i;n. Why,! believe 1'AVOHlTi: ItEMKDY nill cure anything. O.in night a while 11K" Jnhn l.'iytiin, an fiiKintrr, who rnhs the main' line bitiltnt'n Irnm ltnstnii.eiiiiio on my engine slek as dpaih. II was worn nut wild virk,.had a bliih fever and w.ia '..o uervuua ho aluinst brnkc dnwu crying ."Siiiifpiisp, Jiiihi," I bhIiI, "cheer up. 1 vu gut S'lliiethiiig mi my engine Hint will act yi'ii uiin a jilfy." 1 t.mk mil my biUlo nl ' I'.ivuriie ltemedy," hflrd hl head and iruve him a ci'id ihisn. He wont lo Lti1 . Tivn d.i) 3 'IaU'T 1 raw hiai looking na healthy t3 a hulelicr. ' I), in," ho (aid. wlmt wn thai slnll'vnn gave lilf Ihe elh ernight?" i wm'nit DAVID KKN NKDVS KAYOItlTK 1!KI EDY, ltiMnluul, it. 1',." eaid I. "Well, I ilim'i rare hi so reineily 11 h, U lh thing fur a mail nn the ruilroad." t?o w c all ray. Y-iura, ele . HlMII. flTTS. It la your own fitilt if ynu tulliir limn llraddche, tndijeilinn. nr Dwl,si,i. One Dollar "'ill buy 11 bottle uf Fuvoritc Hem e.ly and euro ; ou. ELY'S WUilTII 1 Wl7i ClllrpCCUJl! . "Pyoioy'Q "Msum tj 1 u u u TO any MAN Weman or Child eitfTormif from Catarrh. A. II, MAX, I . "Si j. tl J . Fl'PPf -F.E V rE Grallnp. Mich A particln U ntjiirl into earli iio.lril and la agreeshlo lo upe. Priee 50 eenla bv nuiil nr nt ilniffzi"!'. Snnl lor eiienl.ir. IIl.Y KUOTIIEHS. Dnu'gms Owego, X. V. Jy 1H, I8S5. $1 13 'WEEKS. The rOblf'K CIAZKITE will he mailed sreuroly wrn ped, lo ny 11 l.lress in tin Unite. I bl.ilea lorlhreo months on uveipl ni ONE DOLLAR. Liberal diseoiint al lowed to ptatmaitrrs, agents nml elniis Eiiimplo copioa inuiieil neo. .anies5 an ntneis 10 ItlCllAItD K. VOX, 1" KAXkl.lN FqVARIC, X. Y. Mjv 30, ISSi ly Tilt Olll On Tho Less of A leeture rn liio nature, lientnient 1 nd radii'iil eure of Seminiil Weak ne?p. or Sir mitoi rlion. iniluei'il bv ffll' Abue. In- vo'iiniiiry Emii'Mnuii, ImjHiteiiev. Nervnnp Debility, and Impediments to Mariiiige j;i'iier.iu ; t otihUmolMti, Lptlely anil 1- iU; Strntnl anil Pnvtueil Inesiiaeiiv, ,Ve P itouniir j. eL'i.VEitwiiLL, m. d. Tho world renowned author, in tin" ml iiiir.itiia lecture, clearly nrovi-a Irooi bi. own o.v;n rimee llm 1 1 lien v fnl eonsi'iiii'iu ei. 01 nen Aiiv-o iioiy us i tl.-i'l m;i 1 ly reinned ivilhont dangerous surgital eiieralionr. bougie!, Instruments, rings or rnrnlnl; pointing out a mod ol eiir at one. rerluii ami i lkvtml, by which every utiU'eier, in ninller what his eonditinn may be, mat euro himself chejply, privately" all 1 radi tally. if This lecture will prove a boon to thoii-aiuli. anil t liniigmiiia. t'em under M'al, in 11 pl.iln 1 uve1o, lo any aiblreae, on receipt nl fnnr cents, nr Iwn jtoalno hlamiis. Aib'nta Tho CIM.VKIi'.WIM, MIDIC.U. CO., '.1 Ann SI.. ISetv Vork.X. V. 1'ostOllieo dux, 450. wav-'." l.v For Xewett Designs and Moat l'ashlouablo ftyleaof DKKSS GOODS, UliY GOODS, GUOOK1UKS, PROVISIONS, SILVER WAKE, &c, &c. to TO E. H. SNYDER, Mank Street, Lehigltton. OooJa cimrnntcod and prices a low aa e I.e. VllVIH f.ir lllea.ilnu nilMlltv i.riro.uli Jul. IS, ItSbl-lv T- A nHPfSr'I-,k'' s" t"-!" 1'" month I UUVJUUilU.ellllllt uur Ntaximhii lluuaa Sprln ai"l hunmnr. Aihlrera J. V, Jlc UcaDvi-Oo., riilladelplilu. 100 Uoa inda's m.-n, e Tift n-"Y rv 31' 9 1 rroruioncf piKB I t-t: O-t our fcY"3 1 CiTL!;r and'f r LI rack I rf.f.il kir, Iinpoiier.l IJEKVOUS R lVtJ Vi-lUtV 1U.UBI UU. rvvx nr.'EDvtLitiua 1-it ti '-1T1 ri i.h atlf n. V,9t t-3 tuslr.r, cr cm: 3 InYcine v,;cjj iCtd ..tin. Tr5TH)FOR 6SVM I :tnsa u;: .i.-i-jj Ii:oi;saj0!S5. Its D. ural i -rxnUinevt iUo h mar. c T.Ti'niartjfurttl, Oavbstb, - 3C V'wolfimtha, - ii.oi-v !Fini 1' ar'fr'vm Li-V.ar.fl ilhi uur If n IlucAmBaitrii t r ! 31 U U ricTTbUNO I HOI J Tf fC3i LEWIS H. REHRIG, Slate Hoofer. I:Kl'IRINtJ promptly Mt-nil.d In at abort notice and mi reammubte teriut. WORK GUARANTEED. At'Iie.-' IK'Vi J.'-' r t'.Cartirn C. ur.tv, 1 .. ' 1 . 3. The plant nf happiness cannot thrive without tho nlr of cheerfulness. Organizations mav eh.mrn nr din. tolvc, hut when parlies cease to exist j liberty will perish. Endeavor to ho cool and steady up on all occasions; tho advantages of such a calmness arc Innumerable. Dont expect your mill to bolt double- extra wheat Hour If you never pour tiny-, thing hut coarse corn in tho hopper. f There aro persons that it Is not safe to hold out the olive branch of peace to, unless you have n club In tho other 1 hand. The moro n man Icnows the less ho j Is apt lo tall: discretion allays his heat, mm manes 11 1 111 cooity tieuneraio wnat lo say and where to say Is It. That haclrlni; cough can he so quickly cured by Shlloh's Cure. Wo guarantee. It. T. I). Thomas, I.chlghloii, mid lllery, Weissport. will you gutter with dyspepsia and liver complaint? Shlloh's Vltlllzer Is t'tiar.inlced lo cure you. Sold by T. 1). 1 nomas and . i . tilery. Sleepiest nights, made miserable by that terrible rough. Shlloh's Cure Is the remedy for you. Sold by Thomas, j.ciiiguion, aim jnery, vrelssport. Catarih cured, huallh mid sweet breatli secured, by Shlloh's Catarrh Jtcmcily. l'riee fill cents. Nasal Injec tor free. Sold hv T. I). Thomas, f.e fhighton, and V. f. Hiery, ll'clssport. . 1 or lame bach, side or chest, tiso M111011 s roioits I'laster. l'riee 2" cts, Sold by T. 1). Thomas and If. f . lllery. Sin loii's cough and consumption eure Is ild by us 011 a guarantee. It cures consumption. Sold by liicry, H'elssport, nnu i iiuuiiis, j.eiiiguion. Shlloh's Vltlllzer Is whatvou need for constipation, loss of appetite, dizziness, ami an syinpiotns 01 dyspepsia, l'rle 10 and 10 eeiits per bottle. Sold by If. r. titery, 11 oissport, unci r, l). Thomas Lehighton. Croup, whooping cough and bronchi tis liiiincdiatclv relieved bv Shlloh's Cure. Sold by Thomas, Lehigltton, and oiery, 11 eisspori. e o v The happiness of the human race In this world does not consist of us being devoid of passions, but in our learning to command them. Tho dllTeieiico between pride and vanity Is, that one has n capital and tho other has not. Vanity was never known to pay a cash dividend. While ciicuinstances may oflen nuke or mar 11 man's life, we 111.1v often make the circumstances. Theonly way to conrjuor circumstance is to ho the biggest uircum notice on the spot yotir- ti'If. A woman may not he able toaharr- cu it pencil or thrown stone at 11 hen, but .she can pack more nrticlea In n ti uuk than a linn can in a one-horse wagon. Vhat aro Snpposatories 1 A. O. ltose, of Now London, Conn,, writes: "Send mc two bottles of your Kemp s rile Snpposatories by mall Our druggist Is out. Thev are forr friend. I tried ever) thins without help but the Snpposatories cured me." The treatment is now and within reach of all, and would advise the nf fecled to give them a trial, for pamph lets on piles address l!ox 21)5, Lo l!oy, 1. lor sale In LchiKlitonhvTliom as. and in Weissport by Uicry, at .lO'elii. per uvx. Vhat Ia It 1 e heard a good one the other d.iy on well, we hardly know which It la on, the lady or gentleman. Tito gentleman was expecting nn.ad- dltlon to his family, 11 f.tct which was of course known to tho ladles of his coiigre there, ,e came near letting tho eat o tt of the big and lliey of couise tool: a deep interest In the matter. Tlio day before the advent of tho little stranger, a well-know lady of this clly was passing the house, and spoke to the g'litlciniu, mil he, wUhing to show her wine Improvement that bail been made ou his building, said: "Come In; I want to show you some thing pretty." "Oh, de-tr," cried she, her face beam ing with delight; "of course I'll come in. What Is it, a bov or Kill?" You who lead Sedentary Lives will find sreat relief from the constipa tion with which you so often suffer by taking Simmons Liver llegul.itor. It Is a simple, harmless, vegetable com pound, sure, to relieve you, and can do no Injury. - - -Always brings down the house a cyclone. It is the matt with tho dark beard who netcr says dye. "Dried apple" parties'aro said lobe very swell affairs. She's a pretty little m ildcn, With more than twenty beaux, And now she goes n skating. Over fields of wlul'ry sneaux. With a population of :s'J0,t)00,0C0, China has not a single pauper. This Ii easily explained hy tlio fact that all tho Chinese paupers emigrate to this coun try. An exchange has the heading I'cace, Net War." Now did anybody ever say It was? O! what it sharp n.tln! Apply a 7fo;i Plaster and experience relief and cure. 25 cents. - It was customary in the olden time to ratify a contract hy 11 bent coin. And so hard as It Is to change old customs that even to this day there U often some thing crooked about contracts, A Xew Yorker offers lo euro a case of hydrophobia by tho sweating cure for 30J. We fear it would make the pa tient sweat so profusely to pay the hill mat 110 weuw nat e n f.uai relapse. A street car bring tho haughtiest man down to a common level. Particu larly If It starts suddenly, beforo the haught) cue has an opportunity to pick out a seat. Seventy-set en counties In Kentucky have stopped tho sale of llijuor under the local option law. -Xo other medicine is so reliable as1 Ayer's Cherry 1'eclor.il,' for tho euro of roughs, colds, and all derangements of the respiratory organs. It relieves the astlinuith' and consumptive, even In ad vanced stages of dljeises. The electric I Ifflit has been success fully applied at Woolwich, England, to photographing tho interior of a cannon, Such pictures are expected lo reveal tho prejeneu of Hans. M. Devello, the new French minis ter or agriculture, never taw a plow. Mr. I'arnell probably rw-nUesthe largest mall and sends (be fewest re plies of any similarly conspluuua politi cian In the world. four men took out of a Montana ) 1 1 I , f . ; 1 'lib, ' I'' ' 'si I, AL. CAMPBELL, Tlie Jeweler, WEISSPORT, - PA., For PURE ;RUGS and MEDICINES, FANCY mid TOILET ARTICLES, Clioico Wines and Liquors for Medicinal I'lii-poso, Choice 13rands of Cigars and Toboecos, Stationery, Wall Paper and Borders, &c, &c nt J.OVVKST I'ltlOKS. I'ltKSUKlHIltlNSenrciiillycomiioun.le.!. Ilnvor Nlnht ralrommo tollelteJ ntnl atlslaotlon guaranteed In 1'rlco nml quality uftlouiia Sold Aprll V. FJIERT. Corner White and Brldee Strecls. Weissport. Fa. f 1 c t Copied and enlarged in all sizes from card to life size, viz OIL PORTRAITS, WATER COLORS, . Pastels, Crayon, India Ink and Photographs. All work guaranteed or no pay. All we nsk us a call and be convinced. No. 105 N. 8th St Allentown, Pa. Franklin Santee, Manager, J. S. KRETDLER, AGT. Orders left at attention. the Auvocati: LEWIS New Fall and Winter Styles. respectfully informs his many friends and cu.stoineis that he has removed his BOOT"AND SHOS STOI S f-jrFJS '"HmH,, 1,1 LEWIS WEISS, Arfip 4, lsei-ly WHO IS UNACQUAINTED WITil T titE SY EKflll"IIKtl CHICAGO, HOCK JSLAWD & P&CBFSC RAILWAY ny t-o-.inof ltt co Ural position and cloco roh-tlon to rllprlnclpil lines Test end Vo3t,atlnltalr-ni torm'n.it points, conotituto tho moot impbitantniUl-conti-nontallinli In tluvtovstaun ort'trouj'i transportation which Invltea onrt lacill tcitoatr.wolnna tralllo botivoei cities of tlio Atlnr.tlo nnrt Pettllc Coaets. It la also tho favorlto nml boc routj to rml Irom polut3 liuot, Wcrtbcaet find t3outhoi3t, and oorro;pondln j polnt3 y ctt. Northwoat rr.d Southwest. Tho liocl: Island Bfst nn Includes in ilt 1110I11 lino and hrenches, Chicago, Jollot. Ottawa, Lafialli, PnorH. Oanaseo. Mcllno end Hock Ieland, in Ullnobj UivoiiDort. Musoitlne, va3htaitoii, Fairtleld, Cttutnwn. OEltnlcom. Woes IjlJjevty, Iown City, dm Molnoa. Indlandu, Wlntoreot. Atlantic, Knoxvlllo, Attdubon, Harlan, Guthrlo Cuntro nnd Council Dluffa, in Iown; Gallatin, Trout n, Uameron an! Kansas Olty, In in it vns'is: Aloert i.aa, jyimnoapoiia una QaKoxc, and hundreds of IntaruiodUts THE GREAT ROCK Guarcntsfo Its patrons tint nenbo of personal security nffordod by n rolld, tUorounilv b'llaitod ro.d-bod; rnnoath trucka ci continuous etacl icll;oub suntiallv built oulvurlD aii Lnl7; r.illln? ctcck 00 near perfection aa iintl tih'-bmKBQ! nnd fiat osj..iilitr c operation or all its tr dn. ptajr eoecialtlos of this fbute aro Transfers at nil oonnsciin? nohita in Unn Depots, a:.d the unsurpotkcd comforts ami 'usuries of 'ta P.iBJjner Equipment. T.ie J.' asc uxpresj iroiiu uotwuen tuiicago end tne uifpomi iuverme rem posod of woll ventilated, flnoly vipholotpred Day Coaches. Magnificent. Fiillmaii lilaoo Sleeperu of the litast. loMii, uiul sumptuous Uininar Cars. In tvhlclt ciauuruiBiy cooked meals am lelournK Appetite, nnd Health on both." Between Chlcaao Atclussn, aro nl&o run tho Oelebratod Itecllnlnr; Chair nnd Health on both." Between Culi THE FAMOUS ALBERT LEA ROUTES, la tho direct and f ivoi-ite lino between where connnotlono .ra mod in Union una iir-itisn i'rovinca3. over this route. . buuuu -r reeorts. picturcinuo jocauties, r.na numinff eiut nsc- own iota timnosof itisrio tuo mcpt acstrauie route u Ull rno'.oer D't una pier- 1 f ,r.i 1 r Counc.l Diuifj. Kunsas Cltv. Lliu- enoolio tor u.t ii'j inio.m 't'on ioc Mup3 TMc'iots. a'. ' 11 pnnci.xj Tic!;ci. by i.dJiraii3 R. R. CAUL. PfCtidrrit tnl r.nn.,1 1" .! r, C t Next tn CLAUS3 ,t flltO., Ertnk St., Lohlghton, llulwji nn hand a lull line ol TatcliEi, Clock ft Jewelry Which he ia eelling at very low prices REPAIRING- 11 all branches promptly nltended id. deelll.RS ly. o o o u m 'm $ o o o is ti trial. Give o o o Ornci: will receive pioinpl rebSJ.-lyr WEISS Into 1I10 TIPVtr TimTTiTvn .......I- I'raltu hit Olil Sinnil, nni flint lie I" nun rrcelvt g 1111.I njirnlnu' 11,- n.r their ln."cei.iu ft ery lurye nuil ruiiluinblo Hue nl Hill.,il.leil Boots, SilOES, Gaitj:hs, Hat-s, Caps, UMBRELLAS,., tultnMe Tur FALL AMD WINTER WEAR, AT PRICES TO SUIT THE TIMES ! nml Inrltea.voii tn eall unit examine Ounila uml leurii frlcea heforo pur. ctiKliic claewherc. SATISFAC TION In nil eiea fully t;u.ii-.iiiiieil lleniiMiiui-r, TI1K KIHV StUltlJoii. poaltu tlia Ii ot nt iukx stim:i:t, DAM Street, LEHI&ETOH. CEOORAPHV OP THIS CCUNTilY. WiLL THIS WAf, I MAT Tili Missouri; Lenvonwortb nntl Atchison, tt. i'avu, in x.iip-iiosoia; vvmci'tov. cities, towns, villages end stations. ISLAND ROUTE : -jFre r upijllaocja ot patent bulfors. platformu I'.Unlpllno which jjoverr-o tho practical )eclaltlea of ihle route are Transfers at iAt(-n "good DiuEBtlon wattlnu on and .u xiaQ&aa wity end Cars. Chicaifo end Mlnneapoliii nnd Bt Paul, Droou for ell points in tho Tirrltc-rlee Fast jssnreao Trolns are run to tho to the ni . 1. r i 'T'i. . i.e. lies been ons&ed -poiiu, 1 nJ Leluyotte end m'i St Paul and intenorlli'.to points. and rcMtra, obtaru'i i" Vvell rs iu tiiu United States i ".! ' CUi; or t-. OT. JOriH, Cere lie' 1' tn f , n- r t r ' r iv-cg, FARMERS' COLUMN. s ine-'!, . jei i rotwardinK riant". The farmer Is, na a general thing, be yond tho tench of tho early vegetables from the Southern States, nml If ho lias such nt nil, must raise tlient himself. If he would luto vegetables curlier than they can bo had hy sowing tho seeds In the open ground, ho must forwnnl them himself. This the market gardener does by sowing the seeds In a hot-bed, and curing fur tho joung plants until they cin be set In the open ground. Fanners have an Idea that is difficult to manage a hot-bod, and rarely undertake It. A h it-boil requires ntlentlon, but onlv of .1 kind that any Intelligent pcrscn can give, but this must be given nt the t ight time, or tho plants will suffer, If they nre not killed outright. Besides, many suppose I hat a hot-bed is costly, and do I not cire to make the. 0t1tl.1v, while In fict,a hot-bed could be knocked together out of o)d boards in a tew iiili.utes, at little or no expense. Where plants are to bo forwarJed on a largo tealo a hot bed Is needed, but for the farm garden, it may ba dispensed with. In .1 box placed at the kitchen w Indow, enough plants may be started and for warded to supply a small garden. The boxes should ba made of half-inch stuff, a foot wide, three or four Inches high, and as long ns the window is wide. They should bo thoroughly nailed together, else the damp soil may warp and spring them. If the window sill U wide enough, the boxes will sit upon It wllhout other stip poit; otherwise, drive In a screw at each end at l'.io cornet farthest from the window; a copper wire attached to these screws, and the other end fastened to n screw in tljo window frame somewhat higher up, will hold the box securely. Make two boxes, one for starling the teed, nnd the other to hold Ilia plants, when largo enough lo transplant. Am. AyricnUurht. An Enterprising, iiollabb Houso. T. D. Thomas, druggist, can always bo relied upon, not only to carry In stock the best of every thing, but lo secure the agency for such articles as have well known merit, and are popular with the people, thereby sustaining tlio icptita tlon of being always enterprising, and everrellable. Ilavlngsecured the agency for the celebrated Ur. King's New Dis covery for consumption, will sell it una positive guarantee. It will surely cure any nnd every affection of throat, lungs, and clioU, an. I lo show our riiit!i.lenee, wo invite you to call and get a trial bottle free. I.Ir.tc'a I'akluz, and "atc'.i Using. It Is an old protcrb, that ''matches are made in heaven," but tlio matches to which we refer aro made In those loner regions an 1 hi f.tt were not dis covered until IS.')'!, Prior to that time, the Hint nt'd steel, an 1 tinder box, and the sulphured stick with the vial filled with phosplionn, into which to plunge the stick, and so sot up a light, were in vojue. People u-.o 1 to keep a fire all day. or a burning light, if they dared not depend upon the slow and uncertain process of the tlndcr-hot. For a good many jcars after the "luclfer'' was invented, matches ere dangerous from their Inflammability, and poUonout by their gases, huth to consumers and makera. It was not until lS-l.'i that p. German experimenter despoiled phos phorus of many of its dangerous char acteristics, nnd prepared the wav for the safety matches of these days. All this has been accomplished within the memory of men and women now living and active. The cycla Is hardly more than fifty years. Still there aro tho3c who cling to the old tinder-box, or its modern improve 1 form. It has its uses in remote neighborhoods, In 'camp life, In the woods, nnd on the frontier. In the open air. particularly if it is windy, a match is often a delusion, where the flint and steel and tinder lire a success. It is calculated that the avcrnge.iiunibor of nialchoa ued per day. It ten to cacli of the population say live hundred and fifty million, or five million live hundred thousand boxes of ono hundred each. One can utilUe a liaht from n match In fifteen seconds. The tlnder-bnx often required two minutes, to say nothing of the vexation of spirit. Now, at ten lights a day, which require ono hundred and llfty seconds, or two and a half minutes fn one cate.and twenty minute in tho other, there is a saving of seven teen and a half minutes a day. The match user consumes In Ids work nine hundred and thirteen minutes a year, or fifteen hours. Tlie tinder-box user would cousitma seven thoiuand three hundred minutes, or one hundred and twenty hours.a difference of one hundred and five hours, or ten good working days. At a valuation of one dollar n day, this would be live hundred and llfty million dollars a year saved to tho production of the United States. Sir Lyon 1 'lay fair, in his address at the last meeting of the ISrltLh Association, estimated the saving of tinio in ttreat llritaln hy the use of matches, as equal to twenty-six million pounds, placing labor.at thirty cents a day. So we are not far out of th way in our calcula tions. If it Is said that in this estimate wetakolho aggregate population, and so are misleading, It mar be replied that tho estimated consumption of matches Is ten per day to tho whole population; to half the population the average would be twenty per day, nnd so on. The result would tlie same. Tho fact re mains, that by tlie tiso of this trilling and unconsidered household and pocket companion, the people of the rutted States save In time, a sum many fold greater than the cost of the matches. This U u familiar truth, paralleled In the production and use of many other article. It is none the loss a stupendous fact. CnrsxKll P. Dkwey iplm. Agrl-cullurltt. 1 1 lkituna fall bad epraiu, Hub St. .JuixiU Oil-l;lll tvtiu. Vlntr wro throat wire IttHl Star Cnugli Curo coitgli tio more. Tobacco n fit et v ill dtwtroy luiga nn J worms nu roc buslifa. -TIip wn'er fnr linres BlmiilJ be a pn.'r a- ran t'C cftainr '.. rJkKE- SIMMONS LIVER REGULATOR Tor all DiKMei of die LiTor, Sidneys, Stomach tad Sploen. ThU purely vrsctnblo pre. Puallon, now ao celebrated 01 amlly Medicine, originated In tlie South In In a 8. It acta pnntly on the liuwrla and KlillieyH and enrruvta ihe action ofthe I.lver. nnj h, there. fore, the liHHt irrpnrntn!T lncillcllir, whatever the aick. nea may prove to be. In atl common diteates it wilt, 1111. instated by any other medi cine, effect a npeetly euro. The lteRiilalnr Ii aite lo admlnltfer In any wnditlon of the ayatcm.and undir no clrvttm Mimcc enn It tin harm. It will Iniieorata like a cla of wine, but ii no Intoxicating Lew age to lend to Intemperance; will promoto dl Kcatliin, riltalpntu I'rndaclir, nnrt cencr lllly toiui up llm nynli iii, 'J he de fi anull, nut uuiilcnantit, and Hi virtues undoubted. No ln of time, no Inter riLptlou or Mnpimf-o of ltilnrs while liking the llcgubtor. Chtlirei complaining of Colin, llciiditrhp, or Ml'k Mmimrh, a te.inoonful or more will give relief. If fallen occasionally by pa. tlenta tpoed 10 MALARIA, will expel tlie poison and protect them from attack. A I'llYRICIAVA OPINION. I have been practicing medicine for twenty year, and have never been able to put lip a vegetable compound tint would, like Simmons Liver Regu luor, promptly inu effectively move the Uver to action, and at Ihe same time aid (instead of weak. nlns. ihe iligeuUe and assimilative powcrt of the yum, I,. M. IlmroN, M. D. .Washington, Ark. 8KB TIMT Vol) (!ET THE unjiCINl. rKcrAttnn Y J. . Zeiin & Co.. Philadelphia, Pa. REMOYALI Dr. C.T. Horn, Ketpcctfuliy announces to hli cuitomcra nn4 tho peoplo generally tl.athe lias removed tils DlUia STUHK from I.euckvl'j Ililllillnit to lils new store room opposite Ihe Public Square Bank Street, Lehighton, Pa., whom ho will bo pknscit to rccclro friends nnd tho public, and supply Iheui with Pure Druys & Medicines, Fancy and Toilet Articles, Lumps and Lamp Fixtures, Stationery & Choice Cigars. together with a fine line of latest detljjnl la Wall Paper AN I) DecorationS, nt I. lines', l'riee r. rernn ran nteo obtain l-'yeaitiisiics mid feetoclcr, properly ad. lusted to Ihelr flilil at reiiaimalile prlcis. Prescriptions compounded with care day or u.'Kht. Kon.ciu.bcr, THU Ult.VTItAI. IHtUU Store, Fob. s..yl lin. n. T. 1IOUK. Central Carriage Works Rmli St., Lchigliton, Pa., Are prepared to Manufacture Carriages, Jiiggies, Sleighs, Spring "Wagon, &c., nf every description. In the 10 on substantial manner, and at Lowest Cash l'ricel nrimliinj,' rioitfitlj Attended ',0, TltEXUni & KliKWLER, April Set, 1863 yl Proprietors. WM. DUFFY & SOU, of Fast Mauch Chunk, nr prrpareil In In H kinda of Plasterfne & Ornamental Wort nt alinrlpet notlc". Onlors hv mall will r five prmiipl attention. Teiins innden ta or giiiulwnrk. teultlf No Patr nt No Pay. PATENTS obtained for lnrontora In the United Statet Uannda nnd Europe, nt reduced ratoa, with our principal oltlce located In Waahlngtou, directly npiioslto the United Statea Patent Oince, we arc able tu attend to all patent huslnosi with Krnltr promptnesa and de patch and at left cost than ether patent at tome who are at a distance from U'nsli Intcton. and who hav. therefore, tn employ "assocl.ilonttorne)n " We make preliminary exninlnalhma nml turnlih opinions aa to ta tenlublliiy, tree ut'eharxe, and all who are Intercsinl in nrw Inventliina nud pnlenla are Invited tu rend fur a copy ol our "ftulde fur obtalnlnir I'jtenls," whleh la sent free to nny nildrfas, nml contains comrlele Instruc tions how to obtain ii.ileuia nnd other valua Mo miitler. 'Verererlo the (1 truinn-Aiucr. lean Nntlonnl llitnk U'uslilnKlon, II. O. ; tho llny.il Swedish. Korweir Ian and Iinnlah I-k lions, nt Washington : lion. Joi. t'asey. Into lllilet .lusllce U. s Court of Olnlms; to the UlilcliiW of the U. S patent tliflee. and to .Senators nml Mcinbera of CoiiKreai from crery Slute, Aiidrcsai LOUIS IIAOUnitlk CO., So llclturs of I'aienta and A tlorncysstl.aw I.e., Uroll Ilulldliii; Washikuiiw, j. (j, tit-nil 111 cents Kislj;e,iinil We Will mull VAII fl.. m r.vsl. vnlinthtir. .,...! B'mx nf twla that will put juu i" inr way 01 niBKins ninre money at mire, then anything else in Aliierlca. llitli eexes nf all ajes can life ill homo ami work in Bl'srotinie, or all the time, ejpllal not required. We will start ynu. Iuinienae piy sure fur those whn a'artatonre. 8TIS30N & CO., Pnrtlanrl, Maine, nor.3l.ISSS, jjr iir.u.-ti.tN & co., BA1JK STRKET. Lehighton, Pa., MIl,I,Ens and Dcalera In Flour and Feed. llllCintlsor O RAIN ItOUCillTaud SOLD ItfHlUI.AU ilAKKET ItATXS. Wo would, nlan, 1 naiirrtlitllr Intern ourelli ens tint wnnre now fully prepared to bU I.V them with The Best of Coal rmm tiy Mln delred at VKtl wrcsT rnicns. AC ft I' IIEILMAK A CX).