Retti wSjit iS poop! ttf tonctrnine ih ability of Dr. I hemu Etleciric Oil tn curs ultima, eaurrri, crour colds etc Mm, Dqia Koc'i of L'uflalo. lay t 11 I-of tmuu it it declJ 'dlr ffieIott.' Mr, jacob Mellnnr of M!on. , Otiwyftaft the same thing. 1 S. S, (iuvc, Akron, N. v., writti i ll-ul .thma of the wont Mod. Iim4c one dote rf 'I hurtui Klectric Oil and wai rclitved in a few rmniuet. Would walk five milei lyrthi. medicine and pay $j a b-Jttle for it." Urug gutC. Ii. Hall, r.taywlie. III., tayt, " Cured an til- teMed throat tot me in Uenty.four hours.' 'Sat Mt in bed and cotizhed tiil the rlothtng wuwei with perspiration, My wife insisted that I me Thomas' r.tlfctric Oi'. The fmt teapoonful PBLttviD me." h. H Perkins, L.ree!c Centre, K, V., Thwinaj' I'.elec tnc Oil is tilo a Tir Ttr txternil applica tion lor thftimatiim, cutMcaldsbiimsbiiec, r lruii,?tc. When vi.- , , t linjj the dntjeut, ak hiMvhat he kno-viuf ' ' Pf. Thonii" KtUttric i ' Oil ; if he 'has been . . long ( n l!ie Jruij lade bf turc lie will tpeaU l.ijhl of it. tVorUcrt Wonders M My Iiuciter as very bad off on aceoust ol a eoU and pain In'her lung. ?)rt TAetnat9 EtUc trie Oil cured htr in tvatnty-faur t.aurt Ont eftSe "boys was cured of tore throat. This medi cine bas worVed wonders in our family." Atvah Pintkney, Lake Mohcpac, N. V. is flsm f Ceinc 'u'ly ai-ue f f tfc ifreat IMM'tt tli? la'tu- ..ra lelnt( in Kfi'itniftonWnrK we rtat-e ffr-i-arM a Cm MfscOut.il :i'iititiilntftO t'errnntiil Mnmilnjr rU 'fruit mi hest yitrernnienl toittl lutthment rf, nil lifTemit, Ini liutin Spr.ijs r OM'ii Rod. l'.tnst.s, W 1M Ruir. Fc-rirei me nott. Thistle .Str-twlrirle., Oullimvof rv Girl, pii; SpMrrs, Stork,, St nl lops lor Skint. Ciaiy Snuh Pat terns.Crystal rtil.tr cvllo. rl-rs, Fooil LHirs, Tulips. Ace, Ac, AO in all, tailor) in atir? frnm 1 ! in. to t in. the.,. 1 to 1 Uox UlneMtumptnc Iowl( r.l JIox White ft tamping I'owder, 1 Patent revcilbIeIonet, and Mil unu compiet uirecuoni icr n-ensniK""" oioiiiniji nu r-tnltrMdery, Kenmntrion Caintinf. Lntre( Metallic rlittrr Ind IrrMetcent Painting, Colon used iu! mUtiiR of Colors, Ribbon Embroidery, Clicnltla and Arastne Work. Correct Colori rf ll tli difitrcnt flof rs, It rtption of ecry stitch Used In embroidery Arc. making a complete Outfit tint can fiMbebouirht atrerillfir lew than 14 o To intriKlure FARM AND IlOUSlillOUi. Hie Urpe, pipe lliuMr tied Mriitie devoted to th irtiereMs of the CounUy Home tndHoueliold. we wl.l send on rf theie Oiitfit' complete IW nnd Boernalil. tonnv lady lti will send aftc. fur tm(. iscr!ptlontotheMRaiine. Five for S Mney caterfully refunded if not inwre titan satisfactory. Address FARM AND HOUSEHOLD, Dox 49, Hartford, Conn. a mnnv dcomam'ut pcdtaui nunc enn I0torFfiiliiiKMnnhood.Ncrvotisneti Vlcor or Development, OantM by I ndiitcretlona. ezres&ox, eto Benaflt in a dan Ouronuiufllly within u month, N'o Deception nor Qunckerr. 1'oaitlvo Proof s full description as i i.terot advice lurlnln fm)M envelope, fn. EI1IE MCDIOAX CO., P.O. Drawer 17X Uuttno, X.T. A BliRVOD IBALEottt ffiHEHSESS AID VBlllII!iFE!lliLEJW DECAY. A Llfo Experlonco. Remarkablo and Quick cures. Trial Packagos. Send Btamp for eoaled particulars. Address Dr. WARD & CO. Louisiana, Mo, V IRGINIA FARMS FOR SALE. acre. Good nmrkru. Healthy climate. l'a ablenrnHTMfCtn. W rllo for flrml contain rtrcrrlnH.in Kvnt fMMi. PVI V I Tl.tl it t UEAt ESTATE AOK.NTM'eterbura".vV Tb Greatest Medleil Trinnph of tho Ajel SYrflPTOKlS OF A I.oia ofnppeilcot Hutrcls coolivc, I'nla In Ibe bead, with a dull Dentation la the back Part, Fnln uuuer tbo .boulder blade, Fullness uftcr catinz, with n dig. Inclination to exertion of bodv or mind, Irritnbllltj of temper, Low epirlts, wilU afeellnirof hnTineneclccted aorau duty. WcRTlnei., Dlzzlne9ihFlutterluit at tbo Ileart, Dots before tho eyes, Hcndacbo orcr tbe riiht eye, Ileatlcssncss, with fltfol drenm., Illehiy colored L'rirc, and CONSTIPATION. TOTT'S 1'ILLC nro cspeclnlly adapted to .uoh case., ono iloso effects such a hang.i offeollnirnHtonatonlslithoButrcrer. . They Increase tho A ppctlt e.and cause tbe bn&T t Tabs nu FIcjli, f un iha ;teni I, aourlthed.ara by lin ir Tonic Action on a HisestlveOrEatia.lleaitlnr Stool laro froJawKl. 1'r Ice Jr.c. t I Murray TUTTS KAIR DYE. Ghat Haiti or Wuirbks changed to a Glomt Ulack by a slnglo nppllcatlon of tbt DrE. It lmparta a imturai color, acts tnstatitan"oofily. Sold l.y Druggista, or .ent by cxtiren cn receipt of 91. Office, 44 Murray St., Now York. RAINBOW RUPTURE RSbEp & Jn?f Cen,ll M, dical tl il SuicaT utopao iccuat8t.,at roult.ii 1111 irpiiim.iit . u. .11 . Tat. troulilo, In mola ad Kraufo our IKiliUi 11 mi mm Ten thousand Rabies arc given yearly to the grave by not having Ih Hand's Teeth ing Lotion on their gums when teething. SOMETHING NEW! Something WusnEiiruL ! SOMETHING MAGICAL! To brthe the Baby's gums while teething, relieving all inflammation, bwclling and pain. LOST ! A good ninny night's vest by not having Dr. Hand's C'olie ('live, for it gives Baby comfort and sleep without ptupefving or ii juring it. No opia'i No nntij,ntion. Hand Kc medics f r Chil dren sold by all Druggists. Lubtuatovy lit St ronton, Va. PILLS 25 YEARS IN USE. 1 S, 1 1 S3 I IS i mi o 1 6 I ir3 1 We THIS AND THAT. Fault curing. As a meant of In fluence, the linblt of bringing faults and weaknesses to the front cannot bo too strongly condemned. It kills sympathy nntl fosters a repcllant attitude that re jects nil overtures, however well-inten tioned they may be. It actually In creases tho very evils It deplores by keeping them constantly In view. Par ents mill teachers often make this fatal mistake. Anxious to euro a fault, but thoroughly unplillosopical In their methods, they harp continually upon It and keep reminding the child of its presence, Its enormity, and its dangers, until at leneth ho. comes to regard It as a necessary part of himself. An ex perienced educator says, that nn Infal lalile way to make a boy Irrcclahnably stupid, Is to assttro him constantly that he is so; and the sanio thing is equally true of most other faults. Only through good can wo produce good; and, If we would truly help or Improve another, we must tlnd out the best that is In hhn, and from that point must wo try to de velop that hlch Is lacking. Let us ever bear In mind that goodness and truth go hand In hand, and that to dis cover, to welcome, and to emphasize Ihc one Is the surest way to attain the other in Its fullness. Self-depreciation partakes of the same cnatacler as Eell-.issiimpuon. Uoth come from over-thought of self, and both vanish when self Is merged In sometblns else. Just as soon as wo arc earnestly anxious for some result, we begin to work for it, without stopping to guagc our powers or to think any thin" at all about, them. The mother who ardently loves her rhild and do sires his best good does not spend her time In bewailing liei unfitness to take care of him. She begins at once, and does her best, and her power grows witli every effort. Tho business man with a family depending upon him does not delay providing for them because he distrusts his ability to do so; he forgets to consider that, and simply pursues his work as best he can. So in every instance, if tho self-dcpreciativo will cease, thinking about themselves at all, and devote all their thought and encrgj to the duty In hand, they will find their strength and fitness for the work grow with exercise, and the fears which have stood In the way of success will melt away. Women cashiers. The movement in favor of employing women in all kinds of work that was formerly done by men only is one that should be car ried on with caution, for women and girls have sometimes been put Into situ ations for which their sex is unfit, and the result lias been a reaction against their employment in capacities nherc t'icy are really useful. But of all the. posts as to which women's aptitudes are the least open to question that of cashier must be cited first. Women aro excellent money-keepers. While, nialo cashiers form a grievously large percent age among the prisoners brought to trial for embezzlement, women anil girls, bo ing .seldom exposed to the same temp tations as men in the matter of dissipa tion, butting, gambling or speculation, have very rarely been known to mlsap proprlale moneys intrusted to them. Inelliclcnt Work. The strained ef fort to do too much is one cause of the large amount of slipshod, Incllielent work that all deplore, yet accept. No one can give of his best until he has learned wliat to lay aside as well as what In do. Others fall to give their best attempting to do what is beyond them. They might havo succeeded well, and done, the world good service in one direction, but, scorning this.thcy are doing poor work which neither bene fits others nor reflect, honor upon them selves, In some other line. Thus a first- rale builder who is needed In the com munity is sacrificed to make a third rate architect, who is comparatively valueless. Men who might havo made their marks asniechanlcs become Inferior business men, or others who havo a tal ent for commercial pursuits spoil them selves and value by rushing into profes sions or politics. Xo doubtful ingredients to do harm Fresh hops, llurgumly pitch and gums in Hop flatter. Why men fall in love. Men fall in love, they say, with beauty, with good ness, witii gentleness, with intellectual qualities, witli an agreeable manner witli a loving disposition, and yet we find them continually falling in love with women who are not beautiful, nor good, nor wise, nor gentle. You'll find a hundred reasons given for falling In love, rarely tho right reason which Is commonly simply because a man can not help It. lie. Is In love bocati'-o a man cannot help It. IIo is in love bc- caute a mysterious force in nature lias touched him. The woman may be beautiful, heartless, selfish, untrue, coarse, frivolous, but if the magic of nature touches him. he sees not one of these things In their lino aspect. Do not affect a motive In love. It Is not a question of motive, but of fact. Don't marry to do good. The end does not sanctify the means. Beauty In a modest woman is like lire or a sharp sword at a distance neither dotli the one burn nor the other wound those that come not too near them. Tho power of drudging at disagree tasks is necessary to any worthy work This power is never attained by one who always chooses and refuses in ac cordunce with his Inclination A multitude of eyes will narrowly inspect every part of an eminent man, consider him nicely in all views, and not be a little ol eased when they have taken him In the worst and most dlsad- antageous lights. No one is responsible for more than he has to bestow; whether il hoof time, intelligence, or power; but each one is responsible for what he does possess, and must decide for himself in what wav to employ It. Cheek In a man Is not to be ad mired; but wliatls r.icerthau a woman's cheek. Shear nonsense trj ing to cut the hair off a bald-headed man. What are yonr Symptomi, Sufferer 1 Are they n furnnl tongue, headache, 01 - prossion after eating, constipation? If ' you RIO dyspeptic and bilious, and nothing will meet your case so ellldvut ly jj-S'tti&wtii Llur KefUattr LONG SUFFERING From Stone in the Kidneys It Is by nu means itrang that I)r. Darld Kennedy, of Itnotloul, N. Y., thnnhi liavo received the following letter. By reading It you will eeo in ono mluulo why Jsmea Andrews was thankful i I)r. V. Kennedy, Hondout, -V. 3. Pkar Sir Until within a recent dale, I had fur several years sulfered erratly from gravel, called bv the dccli", Ilia Urlelt dutt8ednnent. Eur about a year past this sediment has nnt pnsed nil' in the usual quantity, but has accumulated, causing me nntnl.t pain. Ilnyln; iiear.l ol in. iimiu KEN'NHDY'd' FAVOIUCB REMEDY I tried it, and after using about one and one half bottles I voided a stone fmni Ibe blad der, 7-1C ofuu Inch long, and rough on its surtuce. I send you Hie largest piece that you nmv see of what il Is composed. Since then I felt no pain. I naw consider my self cured, and cannot express in thank InlneM and gratitude for so signal a deliv erance (mm a It-rritde disease. You haye tit y consent in usu this letter, should you wuh in Ho so, tor the benefit ol other sui ters. Yuurs truly, James Asonsw, No. 10 Marshal st., Ida Hill, Troy, N. Y. Dr. Kennedy's "Knvorlto Remedy" Is especially oll'ered as a trustworthy specllc lorlhe etna of Liver nod Kldnry com plaints, Constlpaticn and ntl disorders arising from an iinpuro (tale of blood. Ta women who sufier from any of Ihe Ills peculiar to (heir sex "Favorite Rem edy" is con.laully proving itaell au unfail ing friend. Thero Is no moro agonizing class of di sease, and noun in.re certain "nut to get well i. f itself," than the disorder of Ihe kidneys and bladder. Tho only fodlcine that does alford speedy rebel and perma nent cure of such all'eetl.ms is Dr. David Kennedy's "Kavjnte Remedy," of Uond out, N. Y. tf ATA E? E? H ELY'S sW . l m m m n t ir ni Tir Cleanses the II ml. Allays Inllnmiiinlioii Rest or rs the Scnscoriaslc Mnollllcarlng- V quick rrllel V. positive HAY-FEVER Cnro. A parllcle is applied into each nostril and Is acreeablo to uso. Prire 50 rents by mail or at drnejlsts. Send for circular. Ebi IlROTHEItS. Druugisls Owego, N. Y. Jy IS, IRS5. $1 13 "WEEKS. The rot. I OK GAZETTE will be mailed securely wrapped, to any iiddraa, ill th United States lor three months ou receipt o ONE DOLLAR. Liberal discount allowed to postmasters. agents ann clubs cample copies Inaileo Ireo. Address all orders In RICHARD K. FOX, Framki.is f quark, N. Y. May SO, 18S5 1y AW Caussiif Human Misery On The Loss of A lelure on the nature, Irentment and radical cure of seminal Weakness, orSicr .iiatorrhu'a, induced by Self Ahnso, In voluntary Emissions, Iinpotencv, Nenoue Debility, and Impediments to Marrisge jeneruliy; (..uusumntioii, r.iilcpy and I Us: .Mental and rhvsieal Incapacity, .Vc llv ItOnURTJ. CIJLVEI1WELL, M. D. 1 he world renowned author, in this ad- mlrarjlo lecture, clearly prove- from his wn experienco lhatlheawiul consequences oi cseu auvpo may oe eiieeiualiy remoyed without rfongerous BUrglra! operations, bougies, instruments, rings or cordials: pomling out u mode vl cure at nuco certain aud eifeetual, by whieh every sulfeier, no matter wnal his condition may be. mat euro hiuihelf cheaply, privatuly and radi tally. oThia leclnre will prove a Loon Ii thou.aodsand thousands. Sent under seal, in a plain envelope, tr any address, on receipt of four cents, ur two postage stamps. Address Tho (mVEItVtELL 3.EDICALC0. 41 Ann St., Novr York.X. Y. Post OfHce Box. 4J0. inav'Jt ly For Newest Designs and Most Fashionable Styles of DllBSS GOODS, DRY GOODS, GROCERIES, PROVISIONS, SILVERWARE, &c, &c. CO TO E. II. SNYDER, Bank Street, Lehighton. GooiU miMrmitnni iu)t prices 05 Invv as else whi'fft fitr llinsatne qunlltr of cooH, July It. Irfg3-ly TEACflERlS?iriitifKfoi?rtlsi QMCTEtni JL Itmtt-a hi tltO ter mont Stand Aim Kooks Iuules, IStciidv wortc lor SnrliiK antl isumnier. Amlrefi J. U. 3Ir OuunvfetJo., Pliitadelpl.U. nil KtnvDusnEBiim UUUAiaCtTUUiUt SXt.03i, siclbrs. reset rrcm HABRI3' vnnthliil InHljratlan. rt.plm4nwarlr. Avolc nthrt Imnosltlf ool OrtttOr 9t:cu, tcxedlcs for thcu A Radical Curs Fan ZiXRVOtJS BCUcult txLblcs. Oct our Free RftC.3 befcre UklrtTCit- ii kirn tmportsc! Irtnti eirrwhcre. nit FIII1I-! licMrnvtlicllIAa Crganlo Weakness! CUUtu incuiarvaj. aocj r.ot lntcrftra ulih titrv tion to builatti, or cau:o pclaor lnconTetkocBla anr V17. Foandid oa flctcndflQ mnllcftl Tirincl ffJIYSIDALi BEOAY. InYquneitlwiiirJie pics. BdUectrrclLcctka cu Man, TsaiCU FOR SEVEtl to Ihe ecu orau33M it nre'fi Infiunce U tV iiLoiit delay. ThttaU url functloQiof the hxu. men oryanUm U rt.tortl. Thn attilmitlrr lmtota ixAnserussiH.'j. 1i:ousakoOa8S3, TltTATHElfT. rn Month. - no 00 of )lf. which Titte beta wajinictcrlTnibackrintl ih pit lent tcomeichftc fU I antl rapidly plniboti U'wo J.rontbs, 0.00' xcxesuoatas, v.ou aUtl'tWl ItUU IUIU1 T(,U Is llAnma remedy co., fcrroCKtHsra CCOK H. Tenth Jt.. BV. LOtTla.tlO. RJIOTURBp peRSCMSIMotnTruco, LEWIS H. REHRIG, Slate Hoofer. RKPMRINO promptly attended to at short notice and on reasonable terms, WORK GUARANTEED. - 1 Address; PRIKCt'S P 0., Carbon Ponnty, It hi a air: ' ' r icci 5 SSI FARMERS' COLUMN" Iho Lois of Onr Qamo. In a country where every man anil boy may carry a gun and keep a dog If ho wishes to,antl wlicro people generally little heed who shoots, or what is shot, whether tho laws are obeyed or broken, what wonder is It that wild birds and beasts disappear, and that our markets are almost bare of game, in seasons when It should be cheap and plenty'.' Game of all kinds is plcnticr and cheaper, all over England, France, and Germany, than it is here. The time may possibly come, when the right to carry a fowllng-plecei will bo obtained by paying a high license fee, when the privilege of shooting over certain dls tricts, will be sold for a term of years to the highest bidder, or disposed of at annual rental. Should that time come, canto will bo abundant again. Many townships or school districts, If they had tho right and the will toenforco it, might in this way secure an income sufficient to pay all school expenses, and very likely a goo I part of the hlgli- ay tax. As It is, farmers might do a great deal If they would, towards sup pressing this Irrcsponslble.gencral shoot ing, which Is going on every autumn. It will be necessary for them first to becomo familiar with the game laws, and then aid in enforclug them by every means in their power. Neighbors' boys are the worst. Nobody wants to do anything to get the ill-will of his neigh bor, so the boys aro not hindered. They blaze away at robins and quail, yellow hammers and rabbits, In or out of sea son, until they think they have a per fect tlclit to do It. In the woods of Maine, In the Adirondack, and in simi lar regions, one would think tho woods men, and those who live by hunting and llshing,and act as guides to tho hundreds of sportsmen who visit thec places, would take somo pains, law or no law, to preserve their principal attraction. Hut no, they will shoot deer Indiscrimi nately, In or out of season, and what Is worse, they will shoot a doe as quickly as a buck. There are thousands of acres of land In almost every township, cer tainly in .very rural county, where the ground Is so rough as to be unfit for any agricultural purpose, and where even sheep cannot range, on account of the exposure to the attacks of the fly. These are just adapted to deer, and if they could be protected for a few year, would multiply rapidly. At tho samo time, wild turkeys, partrldges.and lesser game birds, would Increase. Mason C. Weld ii Am. Agriculturlft. A dose of lied StarCottgli Cure will prevent you disturbing the congregation, and put you in a right frame of mind to enjoy the sen ices. Tivcnty-flvc cents a bottle. Tho Milk Enpplv of Cities. The business is profitable enough to warrant the greatest care and the strict est intogrity. A one hundred-acre farm n Orange an-.l other counties, will sus tain thirtv cows, and yield two thousand live hundred dollars in milk product. It will proJucc most, If not all, of the food the herd requires. The Increase is a source of profit, and tho household can procure most of the agricultural pro ducts for its own use from the land not devoted to pasturace. These statements aro rather below' the reality, and they make less excusable the custom of forc ing a milk supply, by an excessive or harmful use of deleterious food. Hut tho milk-producers may, as a rule, be r dlted with carefulness and cleanliness n Iho preparation of milk for the market. Cain are bright and sweet, and cold spring water or Ice is freely used to keep the milk cool am' marketable, and to glvo the city customer a safe and healthful beverage, (u no product does the country come so close to the town, as in this matter of the supply of milk. Hie producer lias the consumer at Ills mercy, and It is the berene trust of the latter In Iho honesty of theformer,upon which so much of the comfort of Ills llfo depends. This dependence grows every year. In the year 1800, there were four inhabitants In cities to every one hundred of our population; in ISM, the proportion was twelve and a half to one hundred, in 1B8U, it was twenty two and a half. In I8!M) It will he at least one-fourth. An I tills immense aggregate must trust implicitly to the honesty of a small fraction of tho agri cultural population, for the good quail ties of one of the most essential articles of consumption. We see no reason to loubt that mutual confidence will be as worthily bestowed then as It is now. C. P. Duvrinrin lm. lorfctiffitrJaf, An Important Discovery. Tho most important Discovery Is that? wlilcli lirliifM tne most good totlie ureal. est number, Dr. King's New Discovery tor consumption, lougns, and. uouis, will presene the health and save life. and is a priceless boon. to the atllieled. Not only does It positively euro Con sumption. but Coughs, Colds. Iironcliilli, A.tlima, Hoarseness, and all affections. of the Throat, Cucst. au.l I.ung4, yield at once to Its wonderful curative powers. If you doubt this, get a trial bottle free, by T, U. 1 nomas. "Keep the Pot BoiUntt." If farmers, generally, would follow the city fashion of beginning their din ncrs, as a customary thing, Willi somo kind of soup, they would soon find it healthful as well as economical. MurJi meat In odds and ends is wanted In. fnrnr- liouscs, that might he made Into good, rich soup. It Is the French fashion, and certainly a wise one, to haxe a pot perpetually on the back of the stovo or range, Into which all thescraps of meats and vegetablesaro thrown, andsuffiolent water addad, from timo to time. This Is kept, not boiling hard, but simmrrhif, and the family manage- to havo a supply bouillon (or broth) for their dally use. If farmers would save their pieces of veal, and hcef, and potatoes, and make uso of them In tho same way.they would certainly on a cold, wintry, day, bless the house-wlfa who kept "tho pot boil ing." Am. AurlmlturM. The average consumption of eggs In H,e Fnllet ftates I rs'linatf .l at -i'),- 000,000 daily AL. CAMPBELL, Tlie Jeweler, Co to BleiYs Drug Store WEIS PORT, - PA., For PURE .DRUGS antl TOILET ARTICLES, (Tlioicc Wines and Liquors for Medicinal Purpose", Choice Brands of Cigars nnd Toboccos, Stationery, Wall Paper and Borders, &c, &c at LUWKST PRIOES. PRESCRIPTIONS carefully jompounded. I)ayorNIht I'alronaite solicited anil eattslactlon guaranteed In l'rlco nnd quality of Uoods Sold. W. F. BIERY, Comer White and Bridge Streets, Weissjort. Fa. April 11. 1J86-U. f i rw u m b Copipd and enlarged in all sizes from card to life size, viz OIL PORTRAITS, WATER COLORS, Pastels, Crayon, India Ink and Photographs. o o o All work guaranteed or no pay. All wc ask is a trial, us a call and bo convinced. o o o No. 105 N. 8th St. Allentown, Pa. Franklin Santee, Manager, J. S. KKEIDLBR, AGT. Orders left at the Advocate Office will receive prompt attention. Febss..irr LEWIS respectfully informs his inanv has removed his BOOT LEWIS WEISS, Arup 4, 1885-lr WHO IS UNACQUAINTED WITH TH2 bbu ur UAAMinirtu CHICAGO. ROCK ISLAND & PACIFIC RAILWAY Bv roasoii of its control position nnd closo rolatlon to all principal linos Enet onrl V03t. cit initial and tormln.il points, constitutes tbe moat linnortont nitd-conti-nnntil link in that svstein of throucrh transportation which invites and faclll- nontal link in that system oi ,nrfit.rn.velfind tranla DCtvj tatcfi travel nna iramo ociwun ciiiua Is o!eo tho favorite and best route to a. Wnshinston, t.ihnrtv. Imin cMtv. Das Molnas. Indian. A..r1i,l-.r,n Unrlan fliOhrln tlflntTO Trenton, bamoron una Kansaa Clt?. in In Kansas: Albert Lea. Minneapolis nnd Dakota, nnd hundreds of intermediate cities, towns, villages mid stations. . THE GREAT ROCK ISLAND ROUTE auarantoes Its patrons that nenso of personal security afforded by n, solid, thorou-rhlv billiHted road-bed: smooth tracks or continuous steel rail; sub stantially 'built culverts and lridso3; rolllna; stock as near perfection no human skill cm mako it: tho safety appliances of nntont buffers, platformo and nir-brakos: and that exacting discipline which jroverna the practical oporation of all its trains. Otdor specialties of this route are Transfers at nil connactinsr points In Union Depots, and tho unsurpassed comforts nnd 'uxurioa of 'to Pnasentrer Equipment. . wnaarl -if Wctls VAn tiiotnrl. iinnHf nnVinlfttmri nv Conches. Marmlncent Pullman iho f ast rixpres xruins Deiweon Palaco Bloopors of tho latest 1oMgrn, una eumptueus Dminc Cars, In which 'oUborntoly cooked meals an, leisurely eaten, "pood Digestion waiting on Appetlto, nnd Health on both." Between ChlcaEro nnd Kansas City end , Atchison, aro also run tno uaiooratod itecunins uraur uars. THE FAMOUS ALBERT LEA ROUTE. 1 lm fliA illrAet. nnri fHvnr!r.n linn hAtnmen nhlrwcrn nnd MlnnoaDOlls and St. Paul. vhore connections aro raoda in Union Denote for nil points in tho Territories ' and British Provtnoos. Over this route. Fast Express Trains aro run to tho waterh Ino irm' waterinsr iilacea. summer resorts, picturesque localities, and hiuitinK and fleh- Ins rrrpunda of Iowrt ids or lown ana &nnnesotu. rlcnwheat fields end castor.il lands rl be Cc TI ntlll notnar niRE'OT LINE, via Viftf.wnon H i noet Nnro Ririimonfl. Cincinnati. Indlananolis. I nd Lafayetto and rno'.nur uutiuui n Hj-.-portNowd I uounci uions. ivanEos uicy, Aiinnoapaus I Bluffs. ICnneaa Uitv. For di-t .Uod Information boo Maps Tickets, at i U pnuclpal Ticket Oitloes by aa jrosinc R. R. CABLE, Prt'Uer.t anil C.ntril Manager, Chlcijo. Next to CLAUS3 A DtlO., Bank St,, Lohlghton, Hasatwajs on hand a full llneol Watclies, Clocks & Jewelry Which ho Is selling ol very low prices REPAIRING n all branches promptly attended tu. decl,8!-ly. MEDICINES, FANCY nnd Give WEISS friends and customers that he AND SHOE STOI B Into tho NEW BUILDING, nearly opposite his Old Stand, and that he ts now recclvlrit ami opening up lor llielr Inspection a ry large and f.islilnnable lino ol wi Il-.-clctted Boots, Shoes, Gaiteks, Hats. Caps. UMBRELLAS,&c. suitable for FALL AUD WINTER WEAR AT PRICES TO SUIT THE3 TIMES ! and Invites you to call and examine floods and learn prices before pur clnislne elsewhere. SATISFAC TION In all cures fully Karantecd Remember, Tim NEW SI Oil U op posite the trot of UtON STKKET, BANK Street, LEHIGHTON. CEOCRAPHY OF THIS COUNTRY, WILL I ma in Mr-, n iirifci ui mu aouiuiu yuuoto. It r.nd from points Esst, Northeast and an or ?lc Fatrtield. IU. UllUUinih UCftDtUUGU. WW. Winter-set. Atlantic, Knoxvillo, tncll Bluffs. In lown; Uellctln, ooia., Olid finiinell Missouri; 1-eHvcowortb and Atchison, 6t Paul. In Minnesota; Watertown ill imcnjo sna uui juitbuuii nivcrio wm- jtisaiso mo mcsb ucfcirumo rumo iu mu of Interior Dakota. .KOI nnl ann ui o Soneea and liankakee. lias boon ononeit and Folds: una Dt. -tiui uuu u imouiniwjiumitt in tho United Btatos and Canada; or E. ST. JOHM, l TIcWl and rssitngtr Aeenl, CMcjj". Cent Ff IS??f MISCELLANEOUS. Many curious coins and other In teresting objects have been discovered In tearing down come old buildings In Charter ttroct, Iloston. Some of tho coins date back to tho thirteenth ami fourteenth centuries. A collection of silver plato bearing a coat of arms was found hurled under tho base of one of tho chimneys, it having been hidden there by the owner during the occupa tion of Boston by the British. Files 1 Files)! FiloatM Sure cure for blind, bleeding and Itching piles. One box has cured the worst case of 20 years standing. No ono need suffer live minutes after using William's Indian Pile Ointment. It ab sorbs tumors, allays Itching of the pri vate parts, nothing else. Sold by drug gists and malted on receipt of price, $1. William's Mfg. Co., Prop's., Cleveland, 0. Sold at Thomas' drug store. Of tho Duke of Seville, who has lately made himself conspicuous in Spain, it Is said that ho once went to a ball without any cravat. The reason was that just before dressing he had dismissed his valet for Insolence, and did not know how to tie a cravat him self. No Boon that Ectsnco has Conforroi lias been fraught with greater blessings than that which has accrued to tho In habitants of malarial ridden portions of tho United States and the Tropics from the use of Hostctter's Stomach Hitters. Tho experience of many years has but too clearly demonstrated the inefficiency of quinine and other drugs to effectual ly combat the progress of intermittent, congestive, and bilious remittent fevers. wlille on the oilier nanil, It lias been no less clearly shown that the use of the bitters, a medicine congenial to the frailest constitution, and derived from purely botanic sources, affords a rJIable safeguard against malarial diseases, aud arrest it w lien developed, ror disord ers of tho stomach, liver and bowels, for general debility and renal Inactivity, it is also a most clllclcnt remedy. Appe tite and sleep are Improved by It, it ex pels rheumatic humors from tho blood. and enriches a circulation Impoverished by mal-assluillallon. A fight occurred in a farmyard at Stanley, N. J., a day or two ago, be tween a niaro and n hull-dog. The marc killed the canine by falling on it, but had to be killed herself afterward on account of the injuries she had re ccivcd during the encounter. "Dozens of letters a day pour in upon ur. David Kennedy, ot ltomiotit, is. l from people who havo been benefitted by using ills popular preparation called Kennedy's 'Favorite Remedy." And llicy often illustrate what this remark able medicine accomplishes In some now anil lilllicrto untried Held ot operation Not infrequently patients come long distances to grasp t no doctor by tlicliand anil express tlieir gratitude for deliver ance from pain. Troy, (N. V.,) Dally I lines. Prohibition and total abstinence are two very different things. In one day recently there were 800 jugs shipped from Paduoch, Ky., to precincts will - out saloons in adjacent counties. The late King of Spain is said lo have been heavily insured In United States offices, presumably at extra heavy premiums. To Yonng Ladies. If your life Is mriilo a burden owing to blackhead", pitnple.1 ami otliercritptlons on uie taco man-ins your beamy anil causing so much chagrin, It Is no longer necessary to cniluro it. Dr. l'lngjr's Family Ointment will certainly remove all such blemishes ami leave your skin soft, smooth anil beautiful. Sold by all druggists and mailed on receipt of price, 20c. Williams .Mfg. Co., Prop's., Cleveland, O. Sold at Thomas' drug store. Connecticut's returns show 7S.0S0 men liable to military duty In that State and the commutation tax of the State this year will considerably exceed the entire military expenditures. The oldest editor In Connecticut Is A. K. llurr, of the Hartford Times, who has been at the head of that paper 47 years, before which ho was on the Cotirmif. A cold of unusual scvcilty which I took last autumn dc eloped Into a dllll ctilty decidedly catarrhal in all its char acteristics, threatening a return of my old chronic malady, catarrh. Ono bot tle of Ely's Cream Halm completely eradicated every symptom of that pain ful and prevailing disorder. E. K. Darner, Hio Hudson St., ltochcster. Catarrh. For twenty years I was a sufferer of catarrh of tho head and throat, lly a few triplications of Kly's Cream Balm I received decided benellt nas cured by ono bottle. Charlotte Parker, M'uvcrly, N. V. The Vicar of Masham, England, thus concluded a sermon to his flock: "And, now, friends, which Is it lo be Salisbury, Churchill and heaven, or Gladstone, Cliambcilaln, and hell?" There Is an association In Paris whoso object Is to help drunkards home at night. If tho patient is too far gone to give his address, tho club cares for him till ho can. Cprtaln minerals, once forming a part of almost every medicine, nro now re garded dangerous and unnecessary. The evils they produce are worse than the diseases they are supposed to cure. Ur. Walker's California Vinegar Hitters contains nothing but the juice of plants and cures all disorders of tho liver, skin, kidneys, digestive organs, and blood. A bank clerk In West field, has rid den .I.Ootl miles on his bicycle, meas ured by a cyclometer, during the past six months, and challenges any one to produce an equal record. Stoke Park, nrar Windsor, Enf- laud, the old Penn place, nnd associated with Gray's Elegy, has been sold, after i (l, until-, in me III I , , ,. I l,rlce 10 a local attorney being mouths In the market, at a low The Burdock P'a"t Is ono of the best diuretics or kidney regulators in Ihe vegetable world, and the compound known as Bimlock Blood Hitters. Is un surpassed In all diseases of the kidneys, liver and blood. Trappers In the towns of western Massachusetts have been unusually busy this winter. Muskrat skins are worth from 25 to 35 cents In Springfield, and good fox skins sell for $1. Hooil's Sarsaparilla, acting through tne wood, readies every part or tliesys tern, aim in this way positively cures catarrh. The wife of an English baronet ad vertises In London papers for the place of h companion. Prof, Buird says that a fair esti mate of the annual product of the American fisheries would not fa'l short cf $oo,rt-v),oxi. To Regulate mFAVORITK HOME REMEDY U warranted not to contain slrtglt par tide of Mercury or any injurlout nib itance, but in purely veffciaDie. It will Cure all Diseases caused by Derangement of the Liver, Kidneys and Stomacb. If your Liver U out of order, then your whole i y stem deranged. The blood ti Impure, the breath oflensJve; you hive headache, feel languid, dispirited and nervout. To prevent a more Mttous con dition, take at onte Simmont LIVER! REGULATOR. If roalead nedentary life, or suffer with KltlnpT Anctlmm. avoid stimulants and take bimmoni Liver Regulator. Sure to relieve. If you have eaten anything hard of digestion, or feel heavy after meals or sleepless at night, take a dose and you ill feel relieved and sleep pleasantly. If you are a miserable sufferer wkh Cnnfdipatlon. Dyspeiwdi and JllllmrviieNa. seek relief at once In Simmons Liver Regulator. It doe not rrouire contltfual doling, and costs but trine, it will cure you. bltttr, bad tat in your mouth. id in TAKE Simmons Liver Reeulator. It cor rects the lhlious Stomach, sweetens the Breath, and cleanses the Furred Tongue. Children often need some safe Cathar tic and Tonic to avert approaching sickness. Simmons Liver Regulator will relieve Lolic, Head ache. Sick Stomach, Indigestion, Dysentery, and the CompUints incident to Childhood. At any timi you feel your system needs cleansing, toning, regulating without violent purging, or stimulating without Intoai catinz. take PREPARED DY J. H. ZEILIH & CO., Philadelphia, Pa. REMOVAL! Dr. C. T. Horn, Kesprctrulty announces to his customers ant the people, generally lint ho bas removed his 1)11 UO STOKE from I.euclfcl's llalldlnn to hlsnewstoro room opposite tho Public Squar Bank Street, Lehighton, Pa., where ho will bo pleased to receive friends and the public, and supply them with Pure Drugs & Medicines, Fancy and Toilet Articles; Lamps and Lamp Fixtures, Stationery & Choice Cigars. together with a flno line of latest design la Wall Paper AND DecorationS, at Lowest Fried. Persnn" ran also obtain Kye-illasscs ami Spectacles, properly ad. lusted to their alula at reasonable prleis. Prescriptions compounded with ear. day or night. Remember, Till: CENTRAL llltUO Stvr.,- Feb. j..j:l Dn. O.T. HORN. Central Carriage Works Hank St., Lehigliton, Fa., Are prepared to .Manufacture Carnages, Buggies, Sleighs, Spring "Wagon, &c, Of every description, In tbe most tabstaatlal manner, and at Lowest (lash I'rlees Itcpnlrlng Promptly Attended 'o THEXI.EU & KREIDLER, April 29, 1E82 yl Proprietors. WM. DUFFY & SON. of East Mauch Chunk, are prepared to do all kinds of Piasters & Ornamental Wort, at shortest notice. Orders by mail will r ccive prompt attention. Teims nioileral. ir goodworlc. senlStl No Patent No Pay. PATENTS obtalnxt for Inventors In the United States OanAda and Europe, at reduced rates. With our principal office located In Washington, directly opposite the United States Patent Omce, wo are able to attend to .11 pat.nt huslnoss with greater promptness ami d. spatch and at loss oost than ether patent at tornevs who are at a dlstaneo from Wash Inxton, and who liae. I litre Tore, to employ "associate attorneys." We make preliminary examinations and turntsh opinions as to pa tentability, Tree or charge, and all who aro Interested In new Inventions uuil patents are Invited to send for a copy ol our 'llulde for obtnlnlnir Patents," which Is sent free to any address, ami contains comi lot. Icstrne. Hons how to obtain patents and other valua. Ma matter. We refer to the (lcruian.Ainer. lean National Hank Washinxton, II. ll.t tli. Royal Swedish. Norweu-lau and Danish Leg Hons, at Washington : Hon. .Ins. I'asey, lata Ohlel Justice U. S. Dourl ol Claim.; to the Officials or the U. S Patent Ofllse, and to Senators and Members of Uonirr.as from every State. Address: I.OU1S lMOOEIta CO., So lienors or Patents nnd AttornejfalL.w L.-, Droll llulldlng; Wabhiaotok. D. O, S.-nd in cents oiliie,nil we will mall you flea a royal, valuable', sampla iiux of gooils lhat will put you in me way or making more money at oner, than anything else in America. Both sexes of all ate. ran llvs at home and work In sparetiine, or all Ibe time. Capital not required. We will start you. Iinmenso pay sura for those whit start at once. 8TINS0N 4 CO., Portland, Maine, nov. 2.881, jJ- HEllilllAN & CO., BANK STREET, Lehighton, Pa., MILLKHS and Dialers la Elour and Feed. UlUindiCt CHAIN IlOUGIITaod BOLD ni:oui.An makkkt ratks Wewonld.also. teapcctlullvlnlortn onrcltl ens that we are now fully prepared to bC LY them with The Best of Coal Prom any MIu dealrMat VKR LOITEST PRICKS. 1'. HEILMAN A CO. A Cift
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