WHAT IS DYSPEPSIA?
Among the many symptoma
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tho most prominent aro: Va
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feeling at pit of tho stomach,
with unsatisfied craving fop
food; hoartburn, feeling of
weight and wind in tho stom
ach, bad breath, bad tasto in
tho mouth, low spirits, general
prostration, headache,-- and
constipation. Thero is no form
of diseaso moro prevalent than
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American people.
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CONSTIPATION.
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I THE MAIDENS' XIEF0HM.
Tlirce ilnleriil llllle initlilrni
! Sliirteil ult for sdimil each day t
Tlino eciliis llltlo maldeiis wont
At I'crcssout to play i
Tlirrelirav.v-lii'iilti'd iiialdrm
I I'ri'llod son1 niraliit tlit'lr lot
The road wan routOi, llio lollL'J were hard,
Tliosim wnsu-ry lioli
They had suoli dicadful hcadaclii'?,
And llielr liwnns Mere so limil,
Tiiclr lialiiU were odd, lltelr foi't were tired,
I And all Hie world win Httiiu:.
1 Three llltlp envrred bakeU
' Held lliesu lllllc mntdein' lunch,
And whn the noim-llnic recess camo
T hey idl hesnn lo imitivh
riy ri'iehrd lllll maldciiii.
Tears In their lllliu eyes.
ioy nle their plukk'3, cakes and ides.
Three wrrv Utile niauleiis
InstlHitctl a retornii
heir lllllc cheeks crew round and pink,
'lhdr lllllc minors warnij
lhey lauished fnuii tnoril till evening,
They l.uiKlied In M-hotd ami oul ;
At iceos, gaect of the K.iy,
Tney sklipt'd mitt pranced about j
l"nr t:icy fil.ed tlulr Utile baskets
Now with s.andlclics and fnilt,
Mid nothing else, they all declared,
Their 1 1) el t would suit.
Threo smllliiB Utile maidens
SUuted oil for.ichonl each day.
And when tho noon-time recess came,
Their lemons put away
ery happy little maidens,
Joy In their beaming eyep.
They ate their Utile luncheon and wcrowru.
THK WAY OF THE WOULD.
Tho now hoy Iiail move I in that I',
the family which owned the new boy
had moved In. II was quite likely the
new boy would show up In tho back
yard during the afternoon, and so, after
diool, seven boys headed that way.
I'lio new lioy had only been seen from n
listancc. Was he sas-y? Xo one could
mswer. Would ho Iigtit.' AO one
could tell. He must be tried! It was
he solemn duty of every boy In that
neighborhood to make this important
discovery at thecal Host posslbleinoment,
If he could be licked, well and good; If
he was a lighter ! They breathed hard
over tho thought.
In half an hour .seven heads appeared
above the alley fence behind the new
boy's house. He seemed to be expect-
ns them, and had heaped up a peck of
green tomatoes at tho foot of a plum
roe.
The seven glared down at him. Ho
glared up and back.
"What elier want?"
It was tho new boy, anil there was
sas.s" In Ills tones.
"None o' jer blzness!''
It w as one of the seven w ho answ ered.
"Oil offn that fence!-'
We won't!'
'1 say git off!'
Shan't do it!'
The new boy stooped for his tomatoes,
but when lie raised up he saw the seven
heads was gone. It was settled he was
sassy. Would ho light?
'Von there?' from the alley.
'Who?' from thu yard.
'Y"lu dasn't light!'
'Yes Idast!'
'Dasn't come over!'
'You ceo!'
He camo oyer. It had been settled
that Johnny 1'lynn should tackle him,
and Johnny was ready. He grabbed
for the new hoy's hat, and the new bov
gra'ibed for his coat, and they tugged
and twisted.
'Siekhlin, Johnny!'
Clean him out !' .
'l'ull hi-, hair!
lint the new boy had the best of It.
lie came down on the top of Johnny
and gouged his eye and bit his finger,
and offered to lick any ono else In the
crowd. Ills father came out just then
and. the seven ran away,but the evidence
was all in. The new boy would not only
sass and light, but was boss. ISeforo
sun-uown that night he hail been pre
sented w Ith two big bites fiom an apple,
three marbles, n ball of kite string and
half n pound of brown augur in an old
straw hat, and other boys were waiting
to shower honors and presents upon him
at sunrise.
My Vlf9
for over three years, has been afllleted
with chills ami fever, conteacted in II
llnols, and witli dyspepsia of long stand
Ing and a general debility of thesystme.
She has used three bottles of Simmons
Liver Itegulator her chills are entirely
cured and tho dyspepsia almost van
quislied. X. V. EVKUHAltT,
Hampton, Va.
I'.tpa ware Hustles.
Can the object of "a burning love'
be chared with arson'.'
Sixty thousand muskets of I he old
Springfield pattern have lately been sent
trom Vt'estcrn arsenals to tho United
States Armory at Springfield, Mass., to
be made over. These were bought by
the Government near the close of tho
war, but were never used. If sold by
auction they w ould bring ouly a trifle
but the Government saves three-fourths
or more of their cost by rebuilding them
Into the present style of ahn.
Talk Is cheap. Actual results count
I'ao llnii Voroui 1'iaster.i for pains,
aches and weaknesses.
In the Kngllsh annual report of
vital statistics Dr. William Ogle gives
the results of a three years' observation
of the death rates of persons engaged
In vailous occupations. Taking the
figure 1,000 to represent thu mortality
of all males In Kngland and Vale3 dur
ing tho three years, he finds that the
comparative mortality among clergymen
was 550; gardeners and nurserymen,
M)0j farmers, 031; agricultural laborers,
"01 ;plumbcrs and painters, l.t!02;eutters,
l,u00; musicians, 1,3U; hair dressers,
1.327; cab and omnibus drivers, 1,482;
chimney sweeps, 1,510; Inn keepers and
llquordealers.1,021 ; messengers, porters,
and watchmen, 1,505; file, makers, 1,007;
potters, 1,743; Cornish miners, 1,830;
licddlrrs, 1,S70; London laborers, 2,020;
hotel servants, 2,205. Compared with
the clerical, the lecal and medical pro
fessions fare badly, tho ministers' figure
being 550, the law yers' 812, and the
doctors' 1,123. The curious fact was
developed that among chimney sweeps,
whyse mortality liguro was 1,510, no
less than 202 died of cancer, while the
figure for this disease among all males
U ouly 30.
THE CAKBON ADVOCATE,
ONK llOI.I.AIt PEIt YEA 11 IM ADVANCf..
SUHSCItlHENOW!
U.SO HE VDQr AUTPliS FOl! AI I,
KINDS OF V JOlUllMi
LONG SUFFERING
From Stone in the Kidneys.
It is hy no mantis ttrttuge ttiat Dr. David
Kennedy, of Umnlont, N. Y., should have
reCBlved the following Ultor. Hv readlu
It vou will sco In ono inluulo why Jinnee
Andrews ni thankful i
Dr. V. Kctnctty, Jlondont, A", 1".
Drn fin Until wilhin a recent dale, 1
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grael, culled bv tile d.'Ctur, tho Brick
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quantity, but has necutnulaled, causing inn
tiuiniu iiaill inlying iiearu 01 jrr. ' 1 1'
KKMNKDY'd r'AVOlU Cli REMEDY I
tried It, mid niter using about one and one
Hall bottles 1 voided a stouo Irom ipe uiau
ler, 7-10 ofnn inrh Inn;, and rough on Its
surfaca. I send you I lit) largest niece thai
on may see of what it is cilop'isod. Since
lien I felt no pain. I naw uonslder my-
df cured, and cannot express in f thank
illness and giulitinlo fnr so signal a ileliv
mice from u terrible disease. Yuit have
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James Asinur.
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seemed finally to settle in his nose,
which was stopped up for days and
nights so tltat it was dllllcult for him to
breathe and sleep. I called a physician
who prescribed, but It did lilm no good
Finally I went to thn drug store, and got
a bottleof Ely's Cream Halm. It seemed
to work like magic. The boys nose was
clear in two days, and lie lias oeen o. k
ever since. E. J. Hazzard, Xew York
Ail Iowa judge lias decided that a
man Is duty bound lo tell his wife where
ho spends the evenings when he is away
from home. This decision is all right
to a certain extent, but suppose tho man
doesn't know.
It is considered proper in Utah for
a woman to ask a man to marry her.
Kate Field didn't know this when she
commenced her savage assault upon
Utah.
"Dozens of letters a day pour In upon
ur. David Kennedy, ol ltonrtout, 1.
from people who have been benefitted
by using his popular preparation called
Kennedy's 'Favorite Iteniedy." And
they often illustrate what this remark
able medicine accomplishes in some new1
nun Hitherto untried Held ot operation
N'ot infreriuently patients come loni
distances to grasp thedoctorby the hand
and express their gratitude for deliver
ance irom pain. iroy, (.. uuny
l uncs.
The principal reason, my son, why
those thin wafer's you got at the church
fair were called oyster flitters Is be'
cause you fritter away so much time
lo king for the oyst"r.
Shakespeare was not a broker; but
does any ono know of another man who
has furnished so many stock quota
tions?
Every moment of our lives our bodies
arc ucliie uuut up anew with iresn mat
ter. If tho blood Is not renewed the
system Is poisoned by tho worn-out
matter clogging the vital organs,lustead
of leaving the body, l or weak or Im
pure blood, producing dyspepsia, bll
lousness, fevers and skin, liver and kid
ney troubles, uso Dr. Walker's Callfor
nia Vinegar Hitters.
"A chair of matrimony" is talked
of at Vassar College. Of course it will
bu a big rocking chair strong enough to
hold two.
If thero is anything below the
clouds that will mako an angel red
around tho ejes it is to see a near
sighted bachelor thread it needle.
Every day adds to tho great amount
of evidence as to the curative powers of
Hood's Sarsaparilla. Letters are con
tinually being received from all sections
of thu country, telling of the beneiits
derived from tills great medicine. It is
unequalled for general debility, and as
a blood purillcr, expelling every trace of
scrofula or other impurity. 'ow Is tho
time to tako it. Made by C. I. Hood it
Co., Lowell, .Mass. Sold by all drug
gists. The rage now In Paris U to be mar
ried at midnight. This is a wise move.
It accustoms tho bi hie to waiting up
until "the weo una' hourt" for herlius-
haud's return.
fJroccr "Half a pound of tea?
Which will you hate, blacker green?
Servant "Shure, aythur will do. Its
for an ould w oman that's nearly color
blind."
Eresipelas and Salt Hheum w as driven
entirely away from Mrs. J, C. Ander
son, Peshtlgo, Wis., by Hurdock IIIoimI
Hitters. o equal as a blood purilier.
It Is a singular and touching conci
dence that both poker players and wo
men raise the blii.d for the same pur
pose. They want to -"'c what their
neighbors have got
CAMPBELL,
TlaeJ eweler,
WEISSPORT, - PA.,
For PURE MUGS and
TOILET ARTICI.ES, Choice Wines and Liquors for
Medicinal Purpose, Choice Rrands of Cigars and Toboccos,
Stationery, Wall Paper and Borders, &c., &c
atI.OWF.ST PltlOKS. I'HESURIPTIONS carefully compounded. Day or Nlirht
1'atronaite solicited and satisfaction xuaranteed In Price and Uuallty oTdooits Sold.
. F. BIERY, Corner Mo and Bridge Streets, Mission. Pa.
April 11. 1885-ly.
, tit- -rrr r-a rm
Copied and enlarged in all sizes from card to life size, viz
OIL PORTRAITS, WATER COLORS,
Pastels, Crayon, India
All work guaranteed or no
us a call and
o
No. 105 N. 8th St. Allentown, Pa.
FranMin Santee, Manager,
J. S. KREIDLBR, AGT.
Orders left at
attention.
tiie Advocate
respectfully informs liis many
has removed Ins BOOT
s5al
LEWIS WEISS,
Arpp i, issi-ly
WHO 10 UNACQUAKJTCD VITH THE
;i i Li UT li AArrillir.u
nsw hail-ano nil
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JLJiVVlb WJ
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tel. w
i. r , js. Lr-' .k
WWSW I S C N S I f
: feW x. r. i io x ef :
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CHICAGO. ROCK ISLAND & PACIFIC RAILWAY
By reason of lt3 cantral position and
Wast, at initial ana renuinsi ijuuiwj, iwuuiuw9u.y ,"t1', "rl"1' " j r ,
nontal HnH In tltat svstom or through transportation vlilch invites and tacl
-i..i V.h hnfiiraon n tTn nf thn Atlnntln and Pncrfio CooEta.
in Sio thn favorite and best route to
Southeast, and corresponding: points W est, Northwost and boutnwest.
Tito Koch; Island Byuwru includes in its main line and branches. Chlcoe
-..V t... .ii onlt, Onniwfn. Mnllno nnri Rnok- Iplnnri. In Illlno:
Divonnort Musoatlne,' WasUlnerton.
r.r... t. tM,r rioe, VTnl,i Inrilnnrtln. A7lntprFfit. Atlantic. KnoxvlllQ.
Audubon. Hoi-Ian. Guthrlo Centre
Trenton, Cameron and Kansas city, in
in Kansas: Aioen ioa, jjainneapoim una di. x-uui, iu iiiiiucouiu; vyuiuuuhu
Datota, and bundrodoof intermediate ciUes, towns, vlllascaand etatlons.
THE GREAT ROCK ISLAND ROUTE
Guarantees Its patronB that Benso or personal eecurlty afforded by n solid,
tuormiihlv billistod road-bed; emootU tracks or continuous steel roll ; sub
stantially built culverts and bridges; rolling etcclc as near perfection aa
human skill can make it; tho Bitoly nppltancea or patent buffers, platlorms
and uir-bralros: and that oxactlnjr dlsclplino
Ann.tiAn rr ..if Ita tIti nt.hpp finfv-.lmrlnn
nil -connoctlus points in Union Depots, and tbo unsurpufsed comforts and
usuries or 'ts Passoniror equipment.
ifi,i,nief Cvnrfl) Tralnw K.i, ivi.i.ri
posad or well ventilated, flnoly upholstered Day Couches. Masniflcent Pullman
Prtlaco Sleepers of the latest leslfrn, and sumptuous Dining .Cars, In which
ilTl7J,,l., mania lala-All aat.n rrnnrl TllirnRtlOn Wnitlnt? OH
Appetite, and Health on both."
Atcnloon, aro also run tho Celebrated Eocllnlnrj Ctialr Com
THE FAMOUS ALBERT LEA ROUTE
w'&VcnM
!1JlS2y,? JBSiftJSKS. aRWhfflSnM1:
Inffcrouiv
rich whor
hetwoen Nowport News. Richmond.
Tfrtr. r,allal Infnnmnttnn una T.fnrta
Tloketi at nil principal Tickot Offices
R. R. CABLE,
President ml General Manager, Chicage,
Next to CLAUSS A BltO.,
Bank St., Lehighton,
llasalwaja on baud a lull lineol
Yiatches, Clocks & Jewelry
Which lie Is selling at very low
prices
REPAIRING-
11 all branches promptly attended
lo. decl,8S-ly.
MEDICINES, FANCY and
tttt riT- i r
Ink and Photographs.
my. All we ask is a triul. Give
be convinced.
o
o
Uffici: will receive prompt
Feb 23-.lr
H I SS
i rri r-
friends and customois that lie
jS.N1J SB.OS STOLE
"'to the HEW BUILDING, ncarl
opposite Ills Old Sland, ami that li
Is now receiving am) opening up for
llielr inspection u ery laruo am:
r.i shlona 1.1 o lino ol ivtll-sclectcd
Boots, Shoes
Gaiteiis,
l.TsCl
2 l IJ KJ
UMBRELLAS,&c.
suitable fur
FALL AMD MUTER WEAR
AT PRICES TO SUIT
THE TIMES !
and Invito, you to eall and examln
Goods and learn prices before pu
ch.iMnsr elsewhere. MAT1SF tt
TION In all cares fully Kuar.intecd
Keiutimber, Till: NEW SlOHLop.
poslte tho rcot of
MITIILT.T,
BAM Street, LEHIGHTON,
CEOCRAPHV OF THIS COUNTRY, WILL
I in.. niMr. . im . i ii
close relation to nil principal linos Ecst rnd
and Irom points Eost, Northeast end
Faljrflcld. Ottumwo. Oskalopsa. Wost
and Council Blufls, in Iowa: Gallatin,
Missouri ; X-en venworm nna Atcnison,
Other epeclaltiea or this touto are Trnnsfors at
Cihinntrn rnn tho Missouri Itlver are fOm
waiting on
o City and
Behvcon Chicago nnd ICaneco City and
1 Mtnnoso'tS. It la also the most desirable route to tho
nstoml lands of lntorior linUota. ,
H MUK ,rin Ronofn n:i(S Tfnn Wiltflfl. llOU 1)0011 ODOnOd
Cincinnati. Indianapolis, rind Ifayotlenncl
n,st T?nlriniil. rshfjltnn bin HP WOll RS
in tho United States and Canada; or
E. ST. JOHN,
Gcnc'al liiHct zni rasstnner Aieal, Chirsgo.
ARMERS' COLUMN.
E
Valao of a Oood Leaf In Drapes.
Among crapes, the faulty loaf has
been a constant source of disappoint
ment. Under favorable conditions, tho
growth of the vlnc-quallty and size of
tho fruit may have been nil that could
well bo dcslled, but when removed from
sheltered positions, and exposed to vari
able temperatures and strong winds, the
leaves would either burn, scald, or bo
incapable of resisting the numerous
parastlc diseases to which the grape Is
more or less liable. Tho Adirondack,
Iona, Delaware, Allen's Hybrid, and
llebccca, aro well known varieties of
this class, and while some of them have
never been surpassed, If equalled, in the
excellence of their fruit, still, they have
dropped behind in the great race for
recognition as grapes adapted to general
cultivation. Tho Concord has won Its
present position as a popular fruit, pot
in consequence of Its size, beauty, or
xcellent llavor, but principally because
it has a tough leaf, which enables the
Ine (opcrfectthc fruit under conditions
Inimical to superior but less robust varl
etlcs. I do not mean by this that r
pooler variety than the Concord, would
become equally popular, even If as well
adapted to general cultivation, but
merely name this variety to show how
immensely popular a moderately good
fruit may become, if it can be produced
in abundance, and ehcaply.under widely
variable conditions. The almost uni
versal failure of the foreign varieties of
the grape in our Atlantic States,
mainly due to tho character of their
leaves, which renders them Incapable of
resisting the extremes of temperature to
which they are exposed in our climate,
for when raised under glass, or in
sheltered positions, they grow as vigor
ously and are. as productive as the
natives. In mild aud equable climates,
like that of tho best grape-growing
regions of Europe, or of the Pacific
coast, their leaves remain healthy and
capable of fully performing tlieir natural
functions. A. S. Fui.i.nu In-lm. -lyri-c;i((nn's(.
A Hotel Han's Qood Fortune
Mr. If. E. Deckel, proprietor of tho
Deckel house, Ilarrisbiirg, Ohio, writes
that lied Star Cough Cure removed a
severe cold from which lie was suffering.
St. .lacobs Oil is equally as effective In
removing pains from whatever cause,
whether rheumatic or oinctwise.
How to Use a Grindstone.
A grindstone is one of the worst used
Implements on the farm, or in the work
shop. Few tako tho trouble to think
about their work, and consequently, the
great majority of people fall to get tho
most and best use from their tools. The
few who do think, will agreo with us
when we say, that a grindstone Is botli
badly used and badly chosen. It is too
small; too thick; it Is not evenly and
truly set and centered; it ij not properly
speeded, and Is turned either too fast,
and made to throw tho water arouniLor
too slow, and so fails to do Its work
well; it Is not well taken cue of, and it
is badly used.
A grindstone, to do good service,
should bo at least three feet In diameter
and two and one-half to three inches in
thickness, having a bevel on each side
of the face for grinding on. It should
bo quite free from hard spots of iron
pyrites, which aro Injurious to tools,
aithougli these may bo taken out with a
sharp-pointed punch. If It Is notcentercd
truly, it will work out of shape, and
soon requlretrucingup. It should be run
as fast as possible, as It does work botli
better and more quickly. To prevent It
from throwing water, a piece of bagging
should be. fastened to a staple fixed
across the frame on each end but not so
close as to grind It out; tills will catch
the exe-iss of water and yet keep the
stono wet enough, and clean it. Tho
stone should be kept in the shade, aud
never In water, which softens It and
makes one side wear faster than the
other. The water box should have a
hole in it, to let out the water and keep
the stone dry when not in use. In
grinding, it should mostly turn from the
tool, and if Used otherw be, groat care
should bo taken by the one who holds
the tool, not to gouge the stone. lltxuv
Stcwaiit in .lin. vlyriciidirisf,
o-
A Wonderful Discoyory.
' Consumptives and jll,whosufferfrom
any affection of tho Throat and Lungs,
can find a ccitaln cure in Dr. King's
Xew Discovery for Consumption. Thou
sands of permanent cures verify the
truth of this statement. Xo medicine
ran show such a record of wonderful
cures. Thousands of onco hopeless
sufferers now gratefully proclaim they
owe their lives to this Xew Discovery.
It will cost vou nothing toglye it atrial.
Free Trial llottlcs at T. D. Thomas'
Drug Store. Large size, $1.
Window Plants for January.
Tlio window garden and greenhouse,
should now bo gay with bloom, nd
repay the earlier care.
llrlug potted bulbs from the cellar,
toghea succession of bloom. Thoso
out of flowers should have Hie stalks cut
away, and the leaves allow ed to grow
until they turn yellow, when the pots
may go to the cellar.
Insects, dust,and dryness of thenlr,aro
tho chief enemies of the window garden.
Tho Ited Spider Is so small, that it Is
rarely seen. Tho leaves turn brown,
aud soon fall. Examine the lower sur
face of the leaves with a magnifier; if a
red or brown mite Is seen, It is the. red
spider. Syringe the under side of tho
follago frequently and copiously, laying
the plant on its sido in a sink or bath
tub; tills is tho only remedy. Eor
1 "re'ny. or iiiam.iu.-t)Beiiciii),jiiiigu
! with tobacco water. Mealy-bug and
, 1)8ects aro bcst removed by hand-
j , k,
I H earth-worms Infest the soil of pots,
saturate the ball with clear lime water:
n wllluothurtthcplantslf soon watered
i . , , ,,
Willi null Water.
I , a vcrj. coi,i gm-u comes on, ro-
move Hie tender platits lo tho niidilli, of
the room at nisht, anil cover them with
some light fabric, or with wcwsnaiiors.
Am. Aji f """dj'.
THE GREAT
SUiifiilinpscifio
FOR
UVER
DISEASE.
st asr
CVRADTnUCi Ritttr or d taut In mouihi
OflYirlUITluS tone ctAted hHe or rorre4
ilh brown fur pain in th tk.ftMs. otJolnl-ftm
mistaken for Kheumatlim i or totiflh lo i mp
attilency ind acll emulations Wwelt ilterBatetf cotiv
and Iaii hr)nch( Imi of memory, with a painM t
iitlon of harinjr failed to do lomeOilng hkn outfit M
bive been done t drbtlttr) low spirit! i thick,
rav.irmirnf th b In kn.l aM t k An rntioti I fari
nircueen uonm urpimri lowiptnni nnntjtsw
apnearanceof the tk in and tyeti a dry couch i fevefi reil
Ictsncsii tho urine is aunty and high-colored, and, if
ancrwea 10 tna, deposits a euiracni.
SIMMONS LIVER REGULATOR,
PURELY VKGBTAlsLE,
n trrtcruAt sfturio rod
Malnrla. TTppl.
Constipation, ItIUon.ne.8,
Nick IlcadacliCt Janndloc.
Nausea, Colic
Mental Depression, Vowel CotnpuunU,
.K.IC, JVIC, MV.t
Is eeneially uied In the South to arouse Ult Tor
pid Liver to a healtny sftion.
It act, without diiturbtnce to the srstcm, diet
or occupation. It regulate the IJrer, and
causes the bile to act as the purge, inc excess oc
bile being removod, a tonlo effect Is produced
and health is perfectly restored.
The ltpi-iilfitnr It ctv.n with aafetr and the
hnpplest reault. to the most delicate Infant.
For all dneaxs in which a lazatlTe, altera
tive or purRnttve Is needed It will ctvt th.
mot perfect satisfaction. Th. Ch.ap.it. Purest
and Best Family Medicine In th. World 1
THERE IS BUT ONESIRHIONS
LIVER REGULATOR 1
EST
Sec that vou get the Ronulnft, with the rl Z
on front of Wrapper, prepared ooiy by
J. H.ZEILIN & CO.,
tout raoeaiHTOBS, PHILADELPHIA, TA.
REMOVAL!
Dr. C. T. Horn,
Kcspcctfully announces to his customers an
the people generally tl.at he lias remored his
DUUG S roHK Irom I.ouckel's Uatldlng to
his now storo room opposite the Public Square
Bank Street, Lehighton, Fa.,
svliere ho will be pleasott to rreelre friends
anil the public, and supply tkoin with
Pure Drugs & Medicines,
Fancy and Toilet Articles,
Lamps and Lamp Fixtures,
Stationery & Choice Cigars.
together wltli a Una line of latest designs la
Wall Paper
AND
DecorationS,
at Lowest Prlees. Persons ran also obtain
Uyo.tllasses and Spectacles, properly
juted to llielr slxlu at reasonable prleis.
Prescriptions compounded with eare day
or night.
rtemcniber, THU CENTRAL DKVU Store,
Feb. i.-fl
Du. 0. T. HORN.
Central Carriage Works
Dank St., Lehighton, Fa.,
Aro prepared to Manufacture
Carriages, Buggies, Sleighs,
Spring "Wagon, &c,
Uf every description, In the most substantial
manner, anil at I,oif est Oath Prices
Ileii.nlilns l'roinptlj Attended !o.
THEXLEIl & KREIDLER,
AurllS", ISMyl Proprletora.
WM. DUFFY & SON,
of East Mauch Chunk,
are prepared lo do all kinds of
Plasterii & Ornamental M,
at shortest notice. Orders hr mail will r
peivo prninpl attention. Terms nmdeml.
or gondn-ork. seulStf
No Patent No Pay.
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obtained for Inventors In the United States
Canada and Kurope, at reduced rates. With
our principal ofllce located In Washington,
directly opposite the United States Patent
Office, we are able to attend to all patent
business with greater promptness and d
spatch and at less eost than erher patent at
tornevs who are at a dlstanee from Wash
InKton, and who havo. therefore, to employ
'associate attorneys." We make preliminary
examinations and furnish opinions as to ra.
tentabllliy, free ofcharKe, and all who are
Interested in new Inventions aud ratents an
Invited to send for a copy ol our "tlulde for
obtalnlnic Patents," which Is sent fr.e to
any address, aud contains oomplete Instrvc
tlous how to obtain patents and other ralua
ble matter. Wo refer to the German-American
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Iloyal Swedish. Norwegian and Danish Ik
llnnl. at Washington : Hon. Jos. Casey, late
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OIQelals or the U. H. Patent OHii, and to
Senators and Members of Congress from
erery State.
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JIII.LUIW and Dealers la
Flour and Feed.
S.1I Kinds of GIIAIX liOUtlUT and SOLD
nwiuian makkht ha.tks.
We would, also, lespectf ally Inform our r It,
ens that wearo now fully prefiared to HU
LY them with
The Best of Coal
Krom any Mln desired at VKR
LOWEST PRICES.
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a utt.