WHAT IS DYSPEPSIA? Among the many symptoma of Dyspepsia or indigestion tho most prominent aro: Va rlablo appetite; faint, gnawing feeling at pit of tho stomach, with unsatisfied craving fop food; hoartburn, feeling of weight and wind in tho stom ach, bad breath, bad tasto in tho mouth, low spirits, general prostration, headache,-- and constipation. Thero is no form of diseaso moro prevalent than Dyspepsia, and nono so pecul iar'to the high-living and rapid-eating American people. Alcohol and tobacco produce Dyspepsia; also, bad air, rapid oatlng, etc. BURDOCK BLOOD BITTERS will cure the worst oase'by regulating tho bowels and toning up tho digestive organs. Sold everywhere. TUTT'S waaHBiaaagcssgBa 25 YEARS m VSEa Th Gratteit Madlcrt Trtamnh of tho Aget SYMPTOMS OP A TORPI LLiVEE?. loaa of nppetltef Bowcla cootlvc, Tain In tbs head, with n dull sensation In tho back part, Fnln under tho ahoulder blnde, Fullneia alter cntlnc, with ndls. Inclination to exertion of body, or mind, Irritability of temper, I.OTreplrita, with a fcelinLTOfbnvlnsr neglected 10130 duty, Weariness, Dlzzlneaa,.FluttcTlna- at tho Hcartt Dots beforo tho eyes, Headache aver tho right eye, ltcstlcatncas, with Otful dreams, Ilichly colored Urine, and CONSTIPATION. TCTT'S X'lU.a aro especially adapted to such cases, ono doso cflccts such a enaugn oircoiinp;nitonsionishtlinsuucrcr. They Increase. II11 Appetite, and cause tho bodT En T.La nil llrnli. thu thn fiSKtpm fa nourlslifl,nrd bylhelrToiilo Action 011 the Digestive Crs:ans,KecEiIar 3 tool aro proauc-e.i. j'riro ar.c. 1 ft .tut rrnvwf .. im . v . (Isat ItAtn nr Wm.lcp.Yin rhnnpp'1 to n. Glosii Buck ly a sIdkIu application of thiaDTii. it Imparts n natural color, acU Instantaneously. Enid by Drusgicts, c; Bent by oxpress on rrcolptof CI. 0ico,54 Murray St., fiow York. A QUICK, PERMAN "NT, CERTAIN CURTFO.l IiOstorFnlllriEMiiiiiioort.Korvounnosa W onkitess, Lick of StreuRtii, Vifjor or Uevolojiaiosit, Canted hv lmllMntlon. . axcpcui.-, IlranRt-tn v dan Cun-usu.illy svlthm nraontl,. Ho Deci.tlon s. i-usmva I'roorfi, tun acecrlpttou to. 1 floe in rl tin sealed etivflbpe. f rw t. ICAL CO.. P.O. Diratr 2TSl " iJunalo, V V RAINBOW RUPTURE "gfcWE Simple, jiife, tellable nnd n perfect retainer. II lo not n Truss. Worn pur end Mcht and li3 yreEenr-o foriiouen. fceud for circular uilh tesil moiiluls fiom Kral.ful sufferer .uro.l l j thlHH rlionco. iUIJr Central Hectical and buicical ojullful treatment. Riven all kind, of s'lrstcnl ana medieal n V.mkoiilriit ditmihes endMl wt t rontons In main nrd female our Mxelaly. Ho Consultation freo and luvl;cd. PAY WHEN OITBEB C'ontltlenrrt In hones y oC Invnlliln. Wo trot Aid liia asoa.eithrrSos.liowprerrrmvHl.uiicl rein r.i'.c( live nrn i 4 effortful. IWjrlbn nu t inllj. mil hhtkI f-tnmp luriuitrucuaa. V.l. UAUXlt, Vvi lU. lSuSulo, tt.Y. Tfif dt?manrf for tho lmprov.l MtsOM- f: Ukwvi Fian fn now n Inrvo tltnt conl nrtillilon to tho laclury Im licmmi1 Imppr.iilvo. Do not rtqulio orit?. quarter n nmcli tunlncfi1 I'lnimfton tlie pre. Jllliif; wro-t-pin hvufcm. ConiH Ciiti'loaut. tuo. 100 S yU of Of oaks, 2i to ?'J0O. iut Cd!i, Hasy Xaynicut, or ru-Mtd. Mason & Hamlin Oranand PianoCo., SLW YtlRK ; POVIOV ; rHItMttO. (t-&0 Anyone wiuUnaH 27 k h Mmii2oninl 1'ildreH'j f or ten or tneir rrteni,vm .nijih or Jewelry, bnt kooiIh t lint retnt I for 1:5 X 'i h id ceuuino offer, n fortnno to jou. HntUfnctlon fiirn. NIAQAS A BUPl'LY CO. Drawer Buffalo, N.Y WIRGIHI1 FABHS B circular. A. I1L,IS Crutrntla, Va. I Doo'x thi: ntokv or my unu A ait Hu Arc 01 Moncv GOLtinfX with Golden nulea for Money i o i)H to any young nn m jr( W3 IllustratlnnB. I'ricc 83.. DTT" Wnk Pt oik u li FOR3HEE & MOM AKIN Cincinnati, O FAMILY SCALES i"ptirely newln principla. Wticjh ne ounce to s pounds. 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A rraplii) ocu'mit i t rou itn.i'y to atvasiluata Jm.-utu r"- limn rHTt uwi ui! our Inderal hpik iti tho Utn, I mpi- l, iU lr lu rula Itmvfrx fuly r iHiunil ji tUfo v-via sVetrbfa, The Spy" in xact th illinfr "war book cvsr publ H J'nilorHMl liy JiuuUreJs of btuun h, 0)mki: .V) tUtirtlrntlurie. tTA.-!SNT3 WANTED! AliI3' 'S"l 'lilahuokUrtiMrUinallittbera. Or-r otc fca mfrml f tMftaid spplli-atoD for ugeucre hy h--n rr-t-iv-d VA, l,ao many niitiuis who 1j4T p'! I t Kif-f, fir liUmtrfxl r in, tflifn ". I-Y" ' irlrt only by our A(r" '! " ' I' f.'iuid la lioosblort-s. I H' !U I T i.i"' im itjh, f-nn i Iu liSl.lea unit rur. t A-'i luly" i. -t l i.l l.i id m l W ii.t unr tiiiiu . v it (liaiht Anpy ) rt t i I.i. .. i j.tvln iUi I j r . . r . , . i,ir, i .. I u s w I THE MAIDENS' XIEF0HM. Tlirce ilnleriil llllle initlilrni ! Sliirteil ult for sdimil each day t Tlino eciliis llltlo maldeiis wont At I'crcssout to play i Tlirrelirav.v-lii'iilti'd iiialdrm I I'ri'llod son1 niraliit tlit'lr lot The road wan routOi, llio lollL'J were hard, Tliosim wnsu-ry lioli They had suoli dicadful hcadaclii'?, And llielr liwnns Mere so limil, Tiiclr lialiiU were odd, lltelr foi't were tired, I And all Hie world win Httiiu:. 1 Three llltlp envrred bakeU ' Held lliesu lllllc mntdein' lunch, And whn the noim-llnic recess camo T hey idl hesnn lo imitivh riy ri'iehrd lllll maldciiii. Tears In their lllliu eyes. ioy nle their plukk'3, cakes and ides. Three wrrv Utile niauleiis InstlHitctl a retornii heir lllllc cheeks crew round and pink, 'lhdr lllllc minors warnij lhey lauished fnuii tnoril till evening, They l.uiKlied In M-hotd ami oul ; At iceos, gaect of the K.iy, Tney sklipt'd mitt pranced about j l"nr t:icy fil.ed tlulr Utile baskets Now with s.andlclics and fnilt, Mid nothing else, they all declared, Their 1 1) el t would suit. Threo smllliiB Utile maidens SUuted oil for.ichonl each day. And when tho noon-time recess came, Their lemons put away ery happy little maidens, Joy In their beaming eyep. They ate their Utile luncheon and wcrowru. THK WAY OF THE WOULD. Tho now hoy Iiail move I in that I', the family which owned the new boy had moved In. II was quite likely the new boy would show up In tho back yard during the afternoon, and so, after diool, seven boys headed that way. I'lio new lioy had only been seen from n listancc. Was he sas-y? Xo one could mswer. Would ho Iigtit.' AO one could tell. He must be tried! It was he solemn duty of every boy In that neighborhood to make this important discovery at thecal Host posslbleinoment, If he could be licked, well and good; If he was a lighter ! They breathed hard over tho thought. In half an hour .seven heads appeared above the alley fence behind the new boy's house. He seemed to be expect- ns them, and had heaped up a peck of green tomatoes at tho foot of a plum roe. The seven glared down at him. Ho glared up and back. "What elier want?" It was tho new boy, anil there was sas.s" In Ills tones. "None o' jer blzness!'' It w as one of the seven w ho answ ered. "Oil offn that fence!-' We won't!' '1 say git off!' Shan't do it!' The new boy stooped for his tomatoes, but when lie raised up he saw the seven heads was gone. It was settled he was sassy. Would ho light? 'Von there?' from the alley. 'Who?' from thu yard. 'Y"lu dasn't light!' 'Yes Idast!' 'Dasn't come over!' 'You ceo!' He camo oyer. It had been settled that Johnny 1'lynn should tackle him, and Johnny was ready. He grabbed for the new hoy's hat, and the new bov gra'ibed for his coat, and they tugged and twisted. 'Siekhlin, Johnny!' Clean him out !' . 'l'ull hi-, hair! lint the new boy had the best of It. lie came down on the top of Johnny and gouged his eye and bit his finger, and offered to lick any ono else In the crowd. Ills father came out just then and. the seven ran away,but the evidence was all in. The new boy would not only sass and light, but was boss. ISeforo sun-uown that night he hail been pre sented w Ith two big bites fiom an apple, three marbles, n ball of kite string and half n pound of brown augur in an old straw hat, and other boys were waiting to shower honors and presents upon him at sunrise. My Vlf9 for over three years, has been afllleted with chills ami fever, conteacted in II llnols, and witli dyspepsia of long stand Ing and a general debility of thesystme. She has used three bottles of Simmons Liver Itegulator her chills are entirely cured and tho dyspepsia almost van quislied. X. V. EVKUHAltT, Hampton, Va. I'.tpa ware Hustles. Can the object of "a burning love' be chared with arson'.' Sixty thousand muskets of I he old Springfield pattern have lately been sent trom Vt'estcrn arsenals to tho United States Armory at Springfield, Mass., to be made over. These were bought by the Government near the close of tho war, but were never used. If sold by auction they w ould bring ouly a trifle but the Government saves three-fourths or more of their cost by rebuilding them Into the present style of ahn. Talk Is cheap. Actual results count I'ao llnii Voroui 1'iaster.i for pains, aches and weaknesses. In the Kngllsh annual report of vital statistics Dr. William Ogle gives the results of a three years' observation of the death rates of persons engaged In vailous occupations. Taking the figure 1,000 to represent thu mortality of all males In Kngland and Vale3 dur ing tho three years, he finds that the comparative mortality among clergymen was 550; gardeners and nurserymen, M)0j farmers, 031; agricultural laborers, "01 ;plumbcrs and painters, l.t!02;eutters, l,u00; musicians, 1,3U; hair dressers, 1.327; cab and omnibus drivers, 1,482; chimney sweeps, 1,510; Inn keepers and llquordealers.1,021 ; messengers, porters, and watchmen, 1,505; file, makers, 1,007; potters, 1,743; Cornish miners, 1,830; licddlrrs, 1,S70; London laborers, 2,020; hotel servants, 2,205. Compared with the clerical, the lecal and medical pro fessions fare badly, tho ministers' figure being 550, the law yers' 812, and the doctors' 1,123. The curious fact was developed that among chimney sweeps, whyse mortality liguro was 1,510, no less than 202 died of cancer, while the figure for this disease among all males U ouly 30. THE CAKBON ADVOCATE, ONK llOI.I.AIt PEIt YEA 11 IM ADVANCf.. SUHSCItlHENOW! U.SO HE VDQr AUTPliS FOl! AI I, KINDS OF V JOlUllMi LONG SUFFERING From Stone in the Kidneys. It is hy no mantis ttrttuge ttiat Dr. David Kennedy, of Umnlont, N. Y., should have reCBlved the following Ultor. Hv readlu It vou will sco In ono inluulo why Jinnee Andrews ni thankful i Dr. V. Kctnctty, Jlondont, A", 1". Drn fin Until wilhin a recent dale, 1 had fur s.iveml years sullered greatly from grael, culled bv tile d.'Ctur, tho Brick dust Sedimtuil. Fur ubout a year part this sciliinant has nut imocil oil 111 tliu usual quantity, but has necutnulaled, causing inn tiuiniu iiaill inlying iiearu 01 jrr. ' 1 1' KKMNKDY'd r'AVOlU Cli REMEDY I tried It, mid niter using about one and one Hall bottles 1 voided a stouo Irom ipe uiau ler, 7-10 ofnn inrh Inn;, and rough on Its surfaca. I send you I lit) largest niece thai on may see of what it is cilop'isod. Since lien I felt no pain. I naw uonslder my- df cured, and cannot express in f thank illness and giulitinlo fnr so signal a ileliv mice from u terrible disease. Yuit have my consent to uso this letter, should you Hi.h to do in, fur the benefit ol other suf lers. Yours truly, James Asinur. So, 10 Maithal st., Ida llill.Troy, N. Y. Dr. Kennedy's "Favorite Itoiucdy" Is especially odered as a trustworthy spiel c fertile cuto of Liver and KlJney com plaints, Constipaticii anl all disorders arising from an Impure, btuto of blood. To women w ho sulfer from any of the ills peculiar to their box "Fnvonte H-m- ecly" is constantly proving itsel! an utifail ng friend. TTiero is no morn ngnniziug class of di sease, and nnue mere ecrlnlii 'nut to get well of itself, than too dls irderi or the kidneys mid bladder. The. only i"Ciliciiie that iIohs nlfiird speedy rebel and perma nent cure of such alhctions is Dr. David KeiiiiuJv's "Favjrito Kuraody," ofltouJ- out.N. 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The world renowned author, in this ad- niiraulo lecture, clearly prove3 Irom his wn exnf riniee that Ineawiul eoiiseiiueuces nl Self Abvto may bo effectually removed without dangerous surglial operations, bungles, instruments, rings or corulal; pointing out u mode id cure at oneo certain aud effectual, by which every sufferer, no matter what bis cnnilitinn may be, inuv cure himself cheaply, privately aud radi cal ly. a3-Tliu leclnro will provo a noon to thousands and thousands. Sent under seal, in a plain envelope, to any address, on receipt of four cents, or two postage stamps. AiHrcss Tho C'UI.VnilYiELL JiF.DICAli CO., 41 Ann St., New Vork.X. Y. Pust Ofllce dux, 130. mav23 l.v For Xawett Designs and Most Fashionable Styles of DilESS GOODS, DRY GOODS, GROCERIES, PROVISIONS, SILVERWARE, &c, &c. GO TO E. II. SNYDER, Bank Street, Lehighton. 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REHRIG, Slate Roofer. i: KIWI KINO prouidly attended to at short notice and on reasonable Urius. WORK GUARANTEED. Addre I T.INt I.'- P. tartan County, I' nu .i a2l''ly. MISCELLANEOUS. -A pewter pot may bo uade of prlt- ter's zinc. An artist In black a designing widow. Ferdinand Wnnl wishes Ito wero one of the rascals w hu aro to be turned out. To Young Ladles. If vottr life Is made n burden oj-lna lo blackheads, pimples and other eruptions on the face marring your beauty and causing so much chagrin, It Is no longer necessary to enditro it. Dr. Klagg's Family Ointment w ill certainly remove all such blemishes and leave your skin soft, smooth and beautiful, bold by all rugglsts and mailed on receipt ot price. 20c. Williams .Mfg. Co., 1'rop's., Cleveland, O. Sold at Thomas' drug store. -Thero Is a llcld for roam ants around many a sugar barrel. -What Is tho difference between n Catholic sister and a Catholic woman? Xun. In Slam the cats have their falls hanged. In this country the entire cat Is banged. Piles I Piles II Piles 1 1 ! Sure cure for blind, bleeding and itching piles. Ono box has cured the worst case of 20 years standing. No one need suiter live minutes nfter using William's Indian Pile Ointment. It ab sorbs tumors, allays Itching of the pri vate parts, nothing else, bold nr urug- isls and mailed on receipt ol price, M. William's Jlfc. Co., Prop's., Cleveland, O. Sold at Thomas' drug store. And now Chicago claims that pork Is a brain food, being a product of thousands of pens. When a person Is In eveiybody's mouth he naturally has a high apprecia tion of the popular taste. No Boon that Science has Conferred Has been fraught with greater blessings than that which ha3 accrued to thu In habitants of malarial ridden portions of tho United States and the Tropics from the. use of IloStctter's Stomach Hitters. The experience of many years has but too clearly demonstrated the lnelllcicney of quinine and other drugs lo effectual ly combat the progress of intermittent, congestive and bilious remittent fevers, while on tho other hand, It has been no less clearly shown that the use of the hitters, a medlclnu congenial to the frailest constitution, and derived from purely botanic sources, affords a reliable saieguani against maianai uiseascs, ami arrest It when developed. Vor disord ers of tho stomach, liver and bowels, for general debility and renal inactivity, it Is also a most ellicient remedy. Appe tite and sleep aro improtcd by It, it ex pels rheumatic humors from the blood, unit enriches a circulation impoverished by mal-assltnilalion. "I tell vou Fanny, I am hound to succeed. I bae the aptitude. It i close attention to little things which makes-men succeed." "Ah, indeed! Well, that explains it." "Explains what, Fanny?" "Why you pay so very close attention to your limslachc. The man who went to the country last summer for "rest and chang says the wallers got most of his change and the landlord the rest. My boy (three yean old) was recently taken with cold in the head, which seemed finally to settle in his nose, which was stopped up for days and nights so tltat it was dllllcult for him to breathe and sleep. I called a physician who prescribed, but It did lilm no good Finally I went to thn drug store, and got a bottleof Ely's Cream Halm. It seemed to work like magic. The boys nose was clear in two days, and lie lias oeen o. k ever since. E. J. Hazzard, Xew York Ail Iowa judge lias decided that a man Is duty bound lo tell his wife where ho spends the evenings when he is away from home. This decision is all right to a certain extent, but suppose tho man doesn't know. It is considered proper in Utah for a woman to ask a man to marry her. Kate Field didn't know this when she commenced her savage assault upon Utah. "Dozens of letters a day pour In upon ur. David Kennedy, ol ltonrtout, 1. from people who have been benefitted by using his popular preparation called Kennedy's 'Favorite Iteniedy." And they often illustrate what this remark able medicine accomplishes in some new1 nun Hitherto untried Held ot operation N'ot infreriuently patients come loni distances to grasp thedoctorby the hand and express their gratitude for deliver ance irom pain. iroy, (.. uuny l uncs. The principal reason, my son, why those thin wafer's you got at the church fair were called oyster flitters Is be' cause you fritter away so much time lo king for the oyst"r. Shakespeare was not a broker; but does any ono know of another man who has furnished so many stock quota tions? Every moment of our lives our bodies arc ucliie uuut up anew with iresn mat ter. If tho blood Is not renewed the system Is poisoned by tho worn-out matter clogging the vital organs,lustead of leaving the body, l or weak or Im pure blood, producing dyspepsia, bll lousness, fevers and skin, liver and kid ney troubles, uso Dr. Walker's Callfor nia Vinegar Hitters. "A chair of matrimony" is talked of at Vassar College. Of course it will bu a big rocking chair strong enough to hold two. If thero is anything below the clouds that will mako an angel red around tho ejes it is to see a near sighted bachelor thread it needle. Every day adds to tho great amount of evidence as to the curative powers of Hood's Sarsaparilla. Letters are con tinually being received from all sections of thu country, telling of the beneiits derived from tills great medicine. It is unequalled for general debility, and as a blood purillcr, expelling every trace of scrofula or other impurity. 'ow Is tho time to tako it. Made by C. I. Hood it Co., Lowell, .Mass. Sold by all drug gists. The rage now In Paris U to be mar ried at midnight. This is a wise move. It accustoms tho bi hie to waiting up until "the weo una' hourt" for herlius- haud's return. fJroccr "Half a pound of tea? Which will you hate, blacker green? Servant "Shure, aythur will do. Its for an ould w oman that's nearly color blind." Eresipelas and Salt Hheum w as driven entirely away from Mrs. J, C. Ander son, Peshtlgo, Wis., by Hurdock IIIoimI Hitters. o equal as a blood purilier. It Is a singular and touching conci dence that both poker players and wo men raise the blii.d for the same pur pose. They want to -"'c what their neighbors have got CAMPBELL, TlaeJ eweler, WEISSPORT, - PA., For PURE MUGS and TOILET ARTICI.ES, Choice Wines and Liquors for Medicinal Purpose, Choice Rrands of Cigars and Toboccos, Stationery, Wall Paper and Borders, &c., &c atI.OWF.ST PltlOKS. I'HESURIPTIONS carefully compounded. Day or Nlirht 1'atronaite solicited and satisfaction xuaranteed In Price and Uuallty oTdooits Sold. . F. BIERY, Corner Mo and Bridge Streets, Mission. Pa. April 11. 1885-ly. , tit- -rrr r-a rm Copied and enlarged in all sizes from card to life size, viz OIL PORTRAITS, WATER COLORS, Pastels, Crayon, India All work guaranteed or no us a call and o No. 105 N. 8th St. Allentown, Pa. FranMin Santee, Manager, J. S. KREIDLBR, AGT. Orders left at attention. tiie Advocate respectfully informs liis many has removed Ins BOOT s5al LEWIS WEISS, Arpp i, issi-ly WHO 10 UNACQUAKJTCD VITH THE ;i i Li UT li AArrillir.u nsw hail-ano nil -r- -a -s tt-tt r tt ri r t JLJiVVlb WJ inni tel. w i. r , js. Lr-' .k WWSW I S C N S I f : feW x. r. i io x ef : . --iti CHICAGO. ROCK ISLAND & PACIFIC RAILWAY By reason of lt3 cantral position and Wast, at initial ana renuinsi ijuuiwj, iwuuiuw9u.y ,"t1', "rl"1' " j r , nontal HnH In tltat svstom or through transportation vlilch invites and tacl -i..i V.h hnfiiraon n tTn nf thn Atlnntln and Pncrfio CooEta. in Sio thn favorite and best route to Southeast, and corresponding: points W est, Northwost and boutnwest. Tito Koch; Island Byuwru includes in its main line and branches. Chlcoe -..V t... .ii onlt, Onniwfn. Mnllno nnri Rnok- Iplnnri. In Illlno: Divonnort Musoatlne,' WasUlnerton. r.r... t. tM,r rioe, VTnl,i Inrilnnrtln. A7lntprFfit. Atlantic. KnoxvlllQ. Audubon. Hoi-Ian. Guthrlo Centre Trenton, Cameron and Kansas city, in in Kansas: Aioen ioa, jjainneapoim una di. x-uui, iu iiiiiucouiu; vyuiuuuhu Datota, and bundrodoof intermediate ciUes, towns, vlllascaand etatlons. THE GREAT ROCK ISLAND ROUTE Guarantees Its patronB that Benso or personal eecurlty afforded by n solid, tuormiihlv billistod road-bed; emootU tracks or continuous steel roll ; sub stantially built culverts and bridges; rolling etcclc as near perfection aa human skill can make it; tho Bitoly nppltancea or patent buffers, platlorms and uir-bralros: and that oxactlnjr dlsclplino Ann.tiAn rr ..if Ita tIti nt.hpp finfv-.lmrlnn nil -connoctlus points in Union Depots, and tbo unsurpufsed comforts and usuries or 'ts Passoniror equipment. ifi,i,nief Cvnrfl) Tralnw K.i, ivi.i.ri posad or well ventilated, flnoly upholstered Day Couches. Masniflcent Pullman Prtlaco Sleepers of the latest leslfrn, and sumptuous Dining .Cars, In which ilTl7J,,l., mania lala-All aat.n rrnnrl TllirnRtlOn Wnitlnt? OH Appetite, and Health on both." Atcnloon, aro also run tho Celebrated Eocllnlnrj Ctialr Com THE FAMOUS ALBERT LEA ROUTE w'&VcnM !1JlS2y,? JBSiftJSKS. aRWhfflSnM1: Inffcrouiv rich whor hetwoen Nowport News. Richmond. Tfrtr. r,allal Infnnmnttnn una T.fnrta Tloketi at nil principal Tickot Offices R. R. CABLE, President ml General Manager, Chicage, Next to CLAUSS A BltO., Bank St., Lehighton, llasalwaja on baud a lull lineol Yiatches, Clocks & Jewelry Which lie Is selling at very low prices REPAIRING- 11 all branches promptly attended lo. decl,8S-ly. MEDICINES, FANCY and tttt riT- i r Ink and Photographs. my. All we ask is a triul. Give be convinced. o o Uffici: will receive prompt Feb 23-.lr H I SS i rri r- friends and customois that lie jS.N1J SB.OS STOLE "'to the HEW BUILDING, ncarl opposite Ills Old Sland, ami that li Is now receiving am) opening up for llielr inspection u ery laruo am: r.i shlona 1.1 o lino ol ivtll-sclectcd Boots, Shoes Gaiteiis, l.TsCl 2 l IJ KJ UMBRELLAS,&c. suitable fur FALL AMD MUTER WEAR AT PRICES TO SUIT THE TIMES ! and Invito, you to eall and examln Goods and learn prices before pu ch.iMnsr elsewhere. MAT1SF tt TION In all cares fully Kuar.intecd Keiutimber, Till: NEW SlOHLop. poslte tho rcot of MITIILT.T, BAM Street, LEHIGHTON, CEOCRAPHV OF THIS COUNTRY, WILL I in.. niMr. . im . i ii close relation to nil principal linos Ecst rnd and Irom points Eost, Northeast end Faljrflcld. Ottumwo. Oskalopsa. Wost and Council Blufls, in Iowa: Gallatin, Missouri ; X-en venworm nna Atcnison, Other epeclaltiea or this touto are Trnnsfors at Cihinntrn rnn tho Missouri Itlver are fOm waiting on o City and Behvcon Chicago nnd ICaneco City and 1 Mtnnoso'tS. It la also the most desirable route to tho nstoml lands of lntorior linUota. , H MUK ,rin Ronofn n:i(S Tfnn Wiltflfl. llOU 1)0011 ODOnOd Cincinnati. Indianapolis, rind Ifayotlenncl n,st T?nlriniil. rshfjltnn bin HP WOll RS in tho United States and Canada; or E. ST. JOHN, Gcnc'al liiHct zni rasstnner Aieal, Chirsgo. ARMERS' COLUMN. E Valao of a Oood Leaf In Drapes. Among crapes, the faulty loaf has been a constant source of disappoint ment. Under favorable conditions, tho growth of the vlnc-quallty and size of tho fruit may have been nil that could well bo dcslled, but when removed from sheltered positions, and exposed to vari able temperatures and strong winds, the leaves would either burn, scald, or bo incapable of resisting the numerous parastlc diseases to which the grape Is more or less liable. Tho Adirondack, Iona, Delaware, Allen's Hybrid, and llebccca, aro well known varieties of this class, and while some of them have never been surpassed, If equalled, in the excellence of their fruit, still, they have dropped behind in the great race for recognition as grapes adapted to general cultivation. Tho Concord has won Its present position as a popular fruit, pot in consequence of Its size, beauty, or xcellent llavor, but principally because it has a tough leaf, which enables the Ine (opcrfectthc fruit under conditions Inimical to superior but less robust varl etlcs. I do not mean by this that r pooler variety than the Concord, would become equally popular, even If as well adapted to general cultivation, but merely name this variety to show how immensely popular a moderately good fruit may become, if it can be produced in abundance, and ehcaply.under widely variable conditions. The almost uni versal failure of the foreign varieties of the grape in our Atlantic States, mainly due to tho character of their leaves, which renders them Incapable of resisting the extremes of temperature to which they are exposed in our climate, for when raised under glass, or in sheltered positions, they grow as vigor ously and are. as productive as the natives. In mild aud equable climates, like that of tho best grape-growing regions of Europe, or of the Pacific coast, their leaves remain healthy and capable of fully performing tlieir natural functions. A. S. Fui.i.nu In-lm. -lyri-c;i((nn's(. A Hotel Han's Qood Fortune Mr. If. E. Deckel, proprietor of tho Deckel house, Ilarrisbiirg, Ohio, writes that lied Star Cough Cure removed a severe cold from which lie was suffering. St. .lacobs Oil is equally as effective In removing pains from whatever cause, whether rheumatic or oinctwise. How to Use a Grindstone. A grindstone is one of the worst used Implements on the farm, or in the work shop. Few tako tho trouble to think about their work, and consequently, the great majority of people fall to get tho most and best use from their tools. The few who do think, will agreo with us when we say, that a grindstone Is botli badly used and badly chosen. It is too small; too thick; it Is not evenly and truly set and centered; it ij not properly speeded, and Is turned either too fast, and made to throw tho water arouniLor too slow, and so fails to do Its work well; it Is not well taken cue of, and it is badly used. A grindstone, to do good service, should bo at least three feet In diameter and two and one-half to three inches in thickness, having a bevel on each side of the face for grinding on. It should bo quite free from hard spots of iron pyrites, which aro Injurious to tools, aithougli these may bo taken out with a sharp-pointed punch. If It Is notcentercd truly, it will work out of shape, and soon requlretrucingup. It should be run as fast as possible, as It does work botli better and more quickly. To prevent It from throwing water, a piece of bagging should be. fastened to a staple fixed across the frame on each end but not so close as to grind It out; tills will catch the exe-iss of water and yet keep the stono wet enough, and clean it. Tho stone should be kept in the shade, aud never In water, which softens It and makes one side wear faster than the other. The water box should have a hole in it, to let out the water and keep the stone dry when not in use. In grinding, it should mostly turn from the tool, and if Used otherw be, groat care should bo taken by the one who holds the tool, not to gouge the stone. lltxuv Stcwaiit in .lin. vlyriciidirisf, o- A Wonderful Discoyory. ' Consumptives and jll,whosufferfrom any affection of tho Throat and Lungs, can find a ccitaln cure in Dr. King's Xew Discovery for Consumption. Thou sands of permanent cures verify the truth of this statement. Xo medicine ran show such a record of wonderful cures. Thousands of onco hopeless sufferers now gratefully proclaim they owe their lives to this Xew Discovery. It will cost vou nothing toglye it atrial. Free Trial llottlcs at T. D. Thomas' Drug Store. Large size, $1. Window Plants for January. Tlio window garden and greenhouse, should now bo gay with bloom, nd repay the earlier care. llrlug potted bulbs from the cellar, toghea succession of bloom. Thoso out of flowers should have Hie stalks cut away, and the leaves allow ed to grow until they turn yellow, when the pots may go to the cellar. Insects, dust,and dryness of thenlr,aro tho chief enemies of the window garden. Tho Ited Spider Is so small, that it Is rarely seen. Tho leaves turn brown, aud soon fall. Examine the lower sur face of the leaves with a magnifier; if a red or brown mite Is seen, It is the. red spider. Syringe the under side of tho follago frequently and copiously, laying the plant on its sido in a sink or bath tub; tills is tho only remedy. Eor 1 "re'ny. or iiiam.iu.-t)Beiiciii),jiiiigu ! with tobacco water. Mealy-bug and , 1)8ects aro bcst removed by hand- j , k, I H earth-worms Infest the soil of pots, saturate the ball with clear lime water: n wllluothurtthcplantslf soon watered i . , , ,, Willi null Water. I , a vcrj. coi,i gm-u comes on, ro- move Hie tender platits lo tho niidilli, of the room at nisht, anil cover them with some light fabric, or with wcwsnaiiors. Am. Aji f """dj'. THE GREAT SUiifiilinpscifio FOR UVER DISEASE. st asr CVRADTnUCi Ritttr or d taut In mouihi OflYirlUITluS tone ctAted hHe or rorre4 ilh brown fur pain in th tk.ftMs. otJolnl-ftm mistaken for Kheumatlim i or totiflh lo i mp attilency ind acll emulations Wwelt ilterBatetf cotiv and Iaii hr)nch( Imi of memory, with a painM t iitlon of harinjr failed to do lomeOilng hkn outfit M bive been done t drbtlttr) low spirit! i thick, rav.irmirnf th b In kn.l aM t k An rntioti I fari nircueen uonm urpimri lowiptnni nnntjtsw apnearanceof the tk in and tyeti a dry couch i fevefi reil Ictsncsii tho urine is aunty and high-colored, and, if ancrwea 10 tna, deposits a euiracni. SIMMONS LIVER REGULATOR, PURELY VKGBTAlsLE, n trrtcruAt sfturio rod Malnrla. TTppl. Constipation, ItIUon.ne.8, Nick IlcadacliCt Janndloc. Nausea, Colic Mental Depression, Vowel CotnpuunU, .K.IC, JVIC, MV.t Is eeneially uied In the South to arouse Ult Tor pid Liver to a healtny sftion. It act, without diiturbtnce to the srstcm, diet or occupation. It regulate the IJrer, and causes the bile to act as the purge, inc excess oc bile being removod, a tonlo effect Is produced and health is perfectly restored. The ltpi-iilfitnr It ctv.n with aafetr and the hnpplest reault. to the most delicate Infant. For all dneaxs in which a lazatlTe, altera tive or purRnttve Is needed It will ctvt th. mot perfect satisfaction. Th. Ch.ap.it. Purest and Best Family Medicine In th. World 1 THERE IS BUT ONESIRHIONS LIVER REGULATOR 1 EST Sec that vou get the Ronulnft, with the rl Z on front of Wrapper, prepared ooiy by J. H.ZEILIN & CO., tout raoeaiHTOBS, PHILADELPHIA, TA. REMOVAL! Dr. C. T. Horn, Kcspcctfully announces to his customers an the people generally tl.at he lias remored his DUUG S roHK Irom I.ouckel's Uatldlng to his now storo room opposite the Public Square Bank Street, Lehighton, Fa., svliere ho will be pleasott to rreelre friends anil the public, and supply tkoin with Pure Drugs & Medicines, Fancy and Toilet Articles, Lamps and Lamp Fixtures, Stationery & Choice Cigars. together wltli a Una line of latest designs la Wall Paper AND DecorationS, at Lowest Prlees. Persons ran also obtain Uyo.tllasses and Spectacles, properly juted to llielr slxlu at reasonable prleis. Prescriptions compounded with eare day or night. rtemcniber, THU CENTRAL DKVU Store, Feb. i.-fl Du. 0. T. HORN. Central Carriage Works Dank St., Lehighton, Fa., Aro prepared to Manufacture Carriages, Buggies, Sleighs, Spring "Wagon, &c, Uf every description, In the most substantial manner, anil at I,oif est Oath Prices Ileii.nlilns l'roinptlj Attended !o. THEXLEIl & KREIDLER, AurllS", ISMyl Proprletora. WM. DUFFY & SON, of East Mauch Chunk, are prepared lo do all kinds of Plasterii & Ornamental M, at shortest notice. Orders hr mail will r peivo prninpl attention. Terms nmdeml. or gondn-ork. seulStf No Patent No Pay. PATENTS obtained for Inventors In the United States Canada and Kurope, at reduced rates. With our principal ofllce located In Washington, directly opposite the United States Patent Office, we are able to attend to all patent business with greater promptness and d spatch and at less eost than erher patent at tornevs who are at a dlstanee from Wash InKton, and who havo. therefore, to employ 'associate attorneys." We make preliminary examinations and furnish opinions as to ra. tentabllliy, free ofcharKe, and all who are Interested in new Inventions aud ratents an Invited to send for a copy ol our "tlulde for obtalnlnic Patents," which Is sent fr.e to any address, aud contains oomplete Instrvc tlous how to obtain patents and other ralua ble matter. Wo refer to the German-American National Hank Wasblmton, D. O.t the Iloyal Swedish. Norwegian and Danish Ik llnnl. at Washington : Hon. Jos. Casey, late Ohlel .linllce U. S, Court of Claims; to the OIQelals or the U. H. Patent OHii, and to Senators and Members of Congress from erery State. Address: l.OIIIH HAOOKHk CO., So llellors of Patents and Attorneysall.aw Ie-, Droit Ilulldlnif WiauuTON. D. U, Srnd 10 cents nostagr,and we will mail vou nee a royal, valuable, sample Imi of eoods that will nut you In the way of makine more money at once, than anything else in America. Doth sexes of all ages can live at home and work in sparetlme. nr all the time. Capital not required. We will, tart you. Immense pay sure fr those who start at once. 8TIN80N k CO., Portland, Maine. nor. 21-1S85, IlEIUUAN & CO., BANK STREET, Lehighton, Pa,, JIII.LUIW and Dealers la Flour and Feed. S.1I Kinds of GIIAIX liOUtlUT and SOLD nwiuian makkht ha.tks. We would, also, lespectf ally Inform our r It, ens that wearo now fully prefiared to HU LY them with The Best of Coal Krom any Mln desired at VKR LOWEST PRICES. If. HEILMAK s CO. a utt.