TUTTFS i a. IV7X m PI IM T-. 25 YEARS IN USEa Hi Greatest Medical Triumph of tie Agel I.oaacfnppctltc, Dovrclocojllvc, Pain la (be bcadiTrlili n dull ncneatlon In the bach parit Fain umlor tlio shoulder titailot Ptillncen tlflcr cntlnc, with a die Inclination to exertional bodr ormlndi Irrltubllltyof tern per, '.nweplrlts, with I nfeptiatit havlnjrncBlcctod some duty, "vVoarlnecc Dlzzlnoai, Ulan erlnc nt tlio Heart, Dot bcforotliO eye, Ilcadacho aver tb rizut eye, Iteatlceanetrs, with Html dreams, llliUly colored Urine, and -.-CONSTIPATION. TCTT'S V1E.X.S are especially adapted r to .audi roses, ono Unao eireeta such a 1 Cbnilgftorreullnn:nstoaslnnlslitliosuu"er6r. Tncy.ljricreaao trin ,ppetlto,nnd cause ttaa body VTxnke ou iVIeali.tiiu'i tUo ustcia It noqrMtieri.rr.it brlhilrTnnle Action on tua OlReietlveOrtmiiMtetriilnrrliooljero Hiiit TTiti nn TVtli.TrnTin rttinnrvntl In a. rOtoiT IILaok hy a slngio application or tlili Drr Jt.lmparts a mttar.u color, aets Jnstanta.ncont.ly. Solit by Druggists, or eenf by ontrcnon receiptor HI Ofnco,44 Murray Ot., Now York. IWAHTACEHTSWSEU T3B MISSOURI STEAM Washer Wq And Woron of pood chnrnctr end Intlll contxi i-Jtftl'wiyTprrltorr Ouirontood. A weeka' trml o tbora. Cor Hi uatrattfl ? Imilftr and terms of hjmhoi &lros J, VORTHi St. Louis, Mo, cent iruLt tel Qinfftho F.imlly Ciwtdrtmetloi'tiUt?. Vito for circular. ' PAMLY CUFFi CQASTIR UJ., Sr. LCU.C, f.:c. nfilNRfllV RIIPTIIRF REHjEf a filropl "ale. reliable nnd o perfect roUiner, It It not a TruB. nrn hnj and Mpht and iu tnontiia f t i circular mmieHl bend for circular wiihtenti WM-JJiwn oil fcln.lsof Mirtleal eudroiMjicnl(yu.tA. . V(nkonini7 dJM- Jhri IfJiDe in llinla Alii! frna la nr.r dnul.ln It. CoaiiultaUou J"ito cud iuviiod DEOSS'SCODES.rESID. Tlild cut (bona (ho Howard Electric Magnetic Shield a oi'pllml over the Kid lokand Ncrto-vltul ci,iitci,9. Tuo only ap pliance tnado that tits every pnrt of I lie tody, mid the onlyoiie tireded to lOPtllVSLT CUUG lildnc0 Illseuno Illtoiiniuttniii, U y x i o i n I a . Vho wcirct rnes or Sotiiliial WouU nct i;.linu- tlun, IlllllUtCIl cy, and nil Ills oaOM und tVealc iiekHorthc tfrlno Cciittul Uriralis ratent?J Feb. 5, TOUNO ilEJ, from enny Indlxrctlon, lack u rro foree mid full to ctuln btrcnsih. JimnT.B Alil'.n Jin often lack lgnr, attribut Idr It ta the progress of yean. Tho JIOTlIKntVIFB and MAID, raffcrlnsfrom yeHUlo Weiiknor, Nc-.-ona Debility and other all ueute, f ill Und It tho only cure. To on fcn.l all we pay that tlic Slilcld gives a nat ural nid In n naturnl way VTITUOUT UKUaO.IN'G TllC STOMACH. Wurruiitiul Olio Vcar, and tlio best uppllauvo made. lllnlralt Pampblet.TlinKK TYPUS OF JIEN. aIi PatupbWt for I.llu only, sent on receipt or Ccaoaled, impaled, THEIS. American Galvanic Co., OFFIGESh lUtt Chvwtnut St., I"luln. OYIY1PTOMS OF A Topao LIVER V Nerve-Life Vigor OF THE 3 Stock Farm, C rosso llo, Wayno Co., Mich. 3AVAUK & I'AllXUM, ritowtiEioisa. Vabeat: Va. W5) r.lCT. IMPORTED Percheron Morses. AJl k r 'tented frcm ths ret cf rtrea nd drms of e .51 I'l l rJTitu-n end regiitcrcd la tua I'r: iJ inl Aiwiiin MuJ keels. tSLAHtJ HflCVE Ij l.imtifil!y l!uile.l r.t (Ve 1 erd tf OrevB In la In Dc rut ver. ten r l.e Ir or tbo Gtv. ard it k- : Hz li l Mlmjcl rr t'ern-.i-Cit. X'fl'crj OOt flDllUr w '1 tlw lO llI r.ll r-.r rol. otcl'v effec. iiUuuoiu Hm. dm', end en r'fcl will rcconpar.y theoi u tin tma. "?rm ltr cr.t-..o"nc, tree cy niti AodfCiS. LAVA&t 4i I'.ci.i;.;. Letn.lt. Imcu- riAfv03: New made of ISuiniftajr, Do not icquii tent' quarter at rlkfittt i niucit luiurff aa ;tvla- i. to prevailing 'wren pin' system. K nano rn ir. pjco. r-nr Lath, Of Krn1 . Cat hippies Itce. maricauie lor 'andduuMlity. ORGAMHDPIAHOCO. 164 Tremont St..Boion. 6 E. 14th 1. (Union tX N.Y. 149Mabih Ave., ChlcifiO. i:iinA.v"& Co., M. EI BANK SRRKT. Lehlghton, Pa., iilLXtltf ariiTEtsleri la ITlouJct-Feedr ' AltUtodiot ajlNjCOL'OHTaniTtiOriri HEOUI.AII MAUIvET T.ATK8. .ewotM.lo, ie(pctuily lnlorra oorclti in itiat roaie now tally I'r.pnyd to UU tucm with i - - The BefctCoal -- Iioio nj Mm dMlfCd at VCll y lyijUMAN Co. Jy. t tan I Ha tni.i iinn. i ;wru jv-.-&.Hi ih i ii ii v. At:' tvi i-llW5Bl 111 MISCELLANEOUS. Documents recently dlicovcred In the archives of Venice show that the ioilso inhabited by Marco Polo stood on the precise spot now occupied by the Malibran Theatre. It Is therefore pro posed to place an Inscription on tbo In side. A Utile W- ill.ivtitlnrr with Tits sir. froxchlmaJ, "Tls true, for nn says j so, an I n nii says so, it. is true, ii ii i a n t so." Xcvcr call a man empty-headed. Say he reminds jouof the dclapidated contrlbutlon-box. A century of progress bas not prc duccJ a remedy c.jual to Kly'a Cream Ualtn for catarrh, cold In the head and hay fever. It Is not a liquid or a snuff, but Is perfectly safo ond easily applied with the linger. It glvcsitnmcdlate re- nei an.t cures ine worst cases. I havo been troubled with catarrh from boyhood, anJ considered tny case chronic until about three years ago. I procured Lly'a Cream lialtu, and 1 count myself sounJ to-day, all from the use of ono bottle. J. It. Cooley, nardwaro merchant, Montrose, Fa. Hold on to what you have rather than to reach for that which you caunot get. Tho brightest thoughts sometimes corns from tho dullest looking men. The Inner qualities of man determine tho Inoiualltk-s of life. It Is fair to prcsumo that there would bo fewer family Jars If people In dulged less In pickles. rilnlPileill Files!!) Suro cure for blind, blecdinc and Itching piles. One box has cured the worst case of 20 years standing. No one need suffer five minutes after using William's Indian Pile Ointment. Itab eorbs tumors, allays itching of tbn pri vate parts, notumg else, feoui uy urug cists and mailed on receipt of price, $1. William's Mfg. Co., Prop's., Cleveland, O. Sold at Thomas' drug store. -Describing the actions of a hcroino In one of his novels, Victor Hugo said: '5 lie pillowed her head upon the breast of the intoxicated young man." This is not calculated to make young men swear off. -It must be eminently right and good to rise early, because It is so inhumanly hard to do it. To Yoane Lot lei. If vonr life Is made a burden owlns to uiacuipaus. pimples anu otnor eruptions on tho face marring your beauty and causing so much chagrin, it is 110 loncer necessary to cnuurn it. Dr. uiagg s t amilv Ointment will certainly roraove all such blemishes and leave your skin soft, smooth and beautiful, bold by all druggists and mailed on receiptor pnee, 20c. Williams Mfc Co.. l'rop's.. ClcvclanJ, O. Sold at Thomas' drug store. -Morse, who Invented the telegraph, and Hell, tho Inventor of the telephone, both had deaf-mute wives. Little com ment is necessary, but just see what a man cau accomplish when everything Is quiet. Lourt-plastcr on the face anu a hole lit tlio stocking often travel to gether. When In the Wrong Channel The bile wreaks crevious injui-y. Head aches, constipation, pain In the liver and stomach, jaundice, nausea ensue. A few doses of lloatetter's Stomach Hitters will reform these evils and pre vent further injury. It Is a pleasant aperient, us action upon me Dowels lie ing unaccompanied uy griping. The ver Is both regulated and stimulated by it, and as it is very impolitic todls- rezaril disorder of mat organ, wliich through neglect may culminate in dangerous congestion and hepatic ab scess, the Hitters should bo resorted to tt an early stace. Failure to do this renders 11 contest with the malady more protracted. Fever and ague, rheuma tism, kidney and bladder troubles, ant remedied by tins lino mcillclne, and the Increasing infirmatles of ace militated by it. It may lie alsn used In convales cence with a Wantage, as it hastens tho restoration 01 vigor. A lady asked tho judge what she would say in court if she were asked her age. The blunt jurist replied, "'Say, madamc, what I believe to be the truth, that you ato not yet come to the years of discretion." Aunt Dorlthy wants to know if bil liard-matches arc any better for home use than the old-fashioned onps. Uy accident a man swallows a poison. How frightened ho Is. How the home antidotes are sent down after it, and In what glowing terms the inesscncers hurries along the doctor. Yet hosts of excellent people are slowly dvlng of noisonous elements In their Mood. The liver should have removed these, but It Is weak and diseased, and so falls of Us duty. Do vou understand this fact? If 10, you will be clad to learn that Dr. Kennedy's Favorite Kcmcdy cures liver complaint. An Arkansas girl refused to marry her lover unless ha performed some heorlc deed. The poor fellow, driven to desperation, eloped with the girl's mother. One Western editor calls another "a Leviathan Ass." Brother, it ain't right to critter-size a man thus. The mortality reports from all our largo cities indicate an increase of di sease. Were the blood corrupting alco holic poisons, known as medicinal ton ics, s'ipprocd hy law. and the great In- vigoraior, vinegir Hitters substituted, de.Vh's hn-veit would not yield so large ly as It doss. To realize its virtues it is only nece3sary to give It a trial. When printers grow old their mar ble brows are marked with display head lines. It Is said that a long upper Hp Indi catcs a certain degree of good nature, but tho less lip, the better the naturcon tho part of unwilling listeners. Catarrh Ii very prevalent an I exceedingly dlsa- grceable llsea. liable, if neglected, to develop Into set Ions consumption. l!e ing a constitutional disease, it requires a constitutional remedy like Hood's Sarsaparilla, which, acting through tho blood, reaches every part of the system, electing a radleal and permanent cure of catarrh In even Its most severe forms. Made onlv bv C. I. Hood & Co.. Lowell. Mass. The man who Is anxious for some thing to turn up can be accommodated by putting a glass of water under a to per's nose. He that hath no music In his soul is fit for usher, undertaker, table waiter or some such thing. Stated by H. 11. Cochran, Laneaster, Pa. i "Have guaranteed over 5000 bot tles of Ilttrdock lllooil Milters for dys pepsia, sour stomach, bilious attacks, liver and kidney troubles." It Is said that tho very centre of the earth is the only spot where ono can be merry all the time, and the reason Is that, as srlenco tells us, everything there Utii i'.i gravity. FEARFULLY COMMON. Kidney Complaints Among; Beth Sexes and All ages A Brilliant Recovery. There It Miiicthuii; utatthilRin tho rapid Inrrexse nl kidney direisra among the American iplo within lb n few punt enrs Muny rtimee peculiar tu certain clttn.-w9 tend to proilorr and aggravate Ihese tnuiWrf a, Mr exam ilr, ear. r M living. "ClTx , fc"Zt Ken lirntu jainl i.i the exceptional miirt-BS m Ids "mrtliriim railed "Kavnril'e Kemedy" In" nrrMiing and rudirslly curing there most pHiulul and ilangrrnuadisnrdero. Prim fa of ihif, like. Ih" liilliining, are mmta'utly lirmieiit to Ins attention, and are pnhliihed by him lor lliesake of lhuaiurls of other uDVrrK wlii.m lia Hcsirri to reach and benefit. Tin letter, therefore, buy be of Vital im)mrlatice In ynli or to someone whom y.iU know. It is from one of the best known and popular druggleta Iti Ihe Sne anil crowing cily from whirh he writes, where thoae interested may fiud Mr.Cravf Inrd at his place ol liuAinrit on the earner of Main ami Union atreetr: SrMKOMian. Mass , Mircli ii. 1884. Dr David Ktnntd, Jlontlatit, A'. Ts Dear Sir: For ten years 1 had been a f flirted with kidney disease in Its must ao cute form, What I suffered must bfl left to the imagination, for no one can appreciate it except those who have ?one tliMiij-ht it. I refined to my physician and to many iliflerent xlnds of treatment, and spent a ereat Heal of inuney, only to find mysclt otiler and worse then ever. I mar say that I uieil 25 bottles of a preparation widely advertised as a speclCe fur thia frecise sort of trouble!, and found it entirely tireless at lean m my caao. Your "FAVORITE REMEDV I lay it with a perlrrt recul. lection of all that wai done fur me besides is the only thing that did me the slight eel gmid, and I am happy to admit that it gave me permanent reliet. I have reditu mended "FAVOIUTE ItEMEDY" to many people lor kidney ilineaee, and they all acree with me In mving that 1)11 DAVID KENNEDY'S FAVOIUTfi ItEMEDY hm not Hi equal in Ihe wide world 'or thii dii trentlng and olt timel fatal complaint. Dae thii letter ' you Heeni beat fir Ihe benefit nfutheri. Youn, Sea., Lyman Crawford. $1 13 VEEKS. The POLICE GAZETTE will h'e'mallert aecuruly wrapped, to any addrass in thi Unlted States lor three months on receipt nl ONE DOLLAR. Liberal discount a11owal to poitmaslare ageuta and cluba 8ample copies mailed tree. Address an ontera to RIC1IAUD K. FOX, FaiKXUai Sqoaoi, S. Y. May 30, lASi-ly A Lecture to Young Hn On Tho Loss of A !oture on Hie nature, liratiiieuL and radical cure of Seminal Wenknena, or 8pr niatiirrhuia, induced bv Self Abuae, In voluntury Emi'aiona, Itmmteucv, Xervout Debility, and Imiieiliments to Marriairi generally: Onsumpttiin, Kpilepy and Fm Mental and Physical Inenpneily, Ac. Bi Hubert j culverwell. m. d. The world renowned autlmr, in Ihla ad iniranle lecture, clearly proves Irom hit own exerif nee that Iheawlnl consequence, nl Self AIivfb may be etlerlnally removed without dangerous snrgiial operation boHgies, instruments, rings or roruinl potniing (nit a mode ol cure at onco certali and ellectual, hy which every sufferer, In mailer wnat 111s condition may be, mm cure himsell cheaply, privately and radi tally. ?-Thia lecture will prove a boon b thnup.iiidii and thousand. Sent under seal, in 11 plain envelope, ti any address, on receipt id four ceuis, or twi Hisingo stumps. Aih'ress The CUI.VKIIHKIJ, J.EIHOAL CO., 41 Ann St.. Nciv .ork.X. Y. Post OtlliM dox, 450. mav23 1 1 Beer Saloon and Restaurant 1H3 Vine St., Philadelphia. Donnis Gilbert, Proprietor. The Par Ii funrlihed wllh choice Olzurf r re-n i.aii-r. anu oilier reircflntoenta. l'ur Him from the l.eldirh Valley vltltlnir I'lilln deltihla ure respectfully Invited to xlve ine u call. IOBH UILUKKT. March 29, l3-tr. For Newest Designs and Most Fashionable Styligof DllESS GOODS, DRY GOODS, GROCERIES, PROVISIONS, SILVERWARE, &c, &c. GO TO E. H. SNYDER, Bank Street, Lehlghton. Goods guaranteed and prices aa low us else. where for the tame quality of goodi. July 18, 1885 ly TEACHEB, 1 mum . 11 ke T0 to UN) tier month lime our r-TADAiin limms & lliiaes. hieudi woi lur nrlnir and Mumuer. AUiiresi J. (J. ato. cuudv 4. uo 1'iiiiaueipuia. DROP IN AT THE Carbon Advocate OFFICE FOR Cheap Printing ! RERV0U5OEBIUTV f 1 lOl AM 1 0 W EAKKKJLT J 1moat -and nomaj-oDf JfubMurudlfteasM, oaf. MJias ILo tUlled Udasa. rcoclt Ins. HJHUU3 f roauttu! lndlicrot e overtrain work. Avoid 1 1 no f rM lnduliraiun. o lui inaiicrotian. iverbralnworlc l ''.a bunoiUioa ol m laauijrau! tUus tcsedlci for thecs AriAOicALCunt FSnp Clttulir nd?TrUrVick rtcanl lent tmpoiuc) UcU fec&.r uiiaiuuv. ItERYOUS mfnt (i'ewr.crf, lu; a ciiiir itcfiortBfttiua CUUCD caottun4i, does SFHYSIOAIi p&aorb5i'oSnc5'Li o DECAY, InYr-inirftHljau dTdsru ,nr wsr. rounoea oa cfenllCc mllcal prtncl- ir war. Fiiucdi cricattce rneaKa nl-a 1). V..r . . th icstofduciMita -reclU. Wtusaca ll f.U Ttsroron 8EYCM 1 nsmrunniuu TnousAnriOi;3. man trruljm 1. rtMartX iTha CLlnuOne claBUaU of lift', wtlcriTiir. beaa i3aT.SmL-'kS3 Cva Heath, - rt - - - - - Mil Unreal UfmitiB V.CXaAl ntH j.La trcitiii Tsr. V.oo OWH A, Itnui b(. a. ZiODIfl, JtUL R IJ PTfeeL.S559el8J S?lr9Jnf8 IVi a i'f2&'JrjZJ$Z2 r FARMERS' COLUMN. Kicking Cows-Cure Them ! Cowd will kick s'omo of "them; and heifers with their first calves, arc, expert at it. An unhandlcd, t,ungcntled"cow, takes to kicking, as Leghorn hens do to scratching. The calf should be placed uu tho cow's left side, and encouraged to suck, but whether It docs so or not, let tho milker at onco begin to milk. Saving the milk Is of no Importance, so, If the heifer Is nervous, keep the pall away, and milk on the ground. If she kicks, soothe her. and begin again. Do not let her think her kicking has any effect. A rail may bo placed so that kicking may be a disagreeable perform ance, and sometimes a cow may bo placed close to a rail fence, which de fends the mllkcrfromtheblowa of a really vicious kicker, and the milking still go on. The cow will ordinarylly yield to circumstances, and stand still after a while; at least, tho pressure of tho milk in the udder, which may cause in flam matlnn, can thus be relieved. If the cow continues nervous, and will not be pacified, the thing to do ls,to tie or strap her legs. This may be done with a light rope'like a bed-cord. It is passed once around the left leg below the hock, tied by a "half-hitch" (half a knot), then twisted a few times, and another hitch turned in it, and finally passed around the right leg, and tied in a bow-knot, so that it can be quickly united. A cow so tied can not kick, but she Is almost suro to take short steps backward, and wheu she gets to tbe end of her tie-strap, or back as far as she can go In the stanchions, her hind legs may be strained far back, and as her position Is a very unsteady one, she may fall down. To prevent thls.a rope may bo passed twice around tho tIc-rope,carricd forward, and fastened to the manger. This will pre- vent the banking, the cow will probably soon rive up, and stand quietly. Am Agriculturttt. A Walking Skeleton. Mr. E. Springer, of 3Icchanlcsburg, Pa., writes: "I was afflicted with lung fever and abscess on lungs, and reduced to a walkinc skeleton. Got a free trial bottle ot Dr. King's New Discovery for consumption, wiucn aid me so much good that I bought a dollar bottle. After using three bottles, found myself, once more a man, completely restored to health, with a hearty appetite, and-a gam in nesn or is ids." Call at T. D. Thomas' drug store and get a free trial bottle of this certain cure for all Lung Diseases. La'rge DOttlCS it. Winter TlfllrwtnlV- , a ' , It Is most profitable to be doing busi ness when most other people are idle. This applies especially to dairying. So fewdalrymcn can make first class butter and so few can, or will take the pains to pack it perfectly, that the demand for, fine butter during the winter, Is greater than can be supplied. T'hewinterdalry- tnan is now about beginning buslncss.Hls cows have been resting during the hoi weather, in the shade of a wood-lot, while he has been busy with his crops and now that ho has these all secured his late fodder and roots prepared, and his fall pastures in the finest order, he Is ready to begin butter making, with every advantage in his favor. The summer dairyman has been worrying through the heat, consuming Ice at great cost, and has succeeded only in getting a second quality of butter, which will sell twenty-five to fifty percent less than that fresh-made In winter. The necessities for winter dairying are few. and are easily provided. They are fresh cows, coming In about September: plenty of good hay and fodder, wltl: roots and supplementary food, which Is cheaper now than at any ofher time; because it is In season, and is abundant an airy dairy house, warmad to an even temperature ny a stove, avoids every difficulty, and tho dairyman is In full control of everything needed for the best management of his Imslnoss.lnsU'ad of lighting files, torrid heats, dry weather, and every other dlfilculty,as in summer. Am. Ayrlculturist. Inland Outi. Nothing is so productive of distressing headaches, as the tropical heat of summer. St. Jacobs Oil will remote them at once. Interesting Facts AbontFggs. Five million dozen of eggs are annual ly Imported from the Dominion, the greater portion f romQuebeoand Ontario. The egg import from Europe is also large, but tho hens of the Canadas are by far the largest factors in this trade, and the trade Increases every year. Eggs pay no duty, and when we reflect, that this product comes from millions of humble sources the poultry yards, of small farmers and that it Is only the surplus that goes to market, we may well wonder, where and how the billions of eggs consumed In tho Unitod. Slates are produced. It Is an interest that may be rated at many tens of million dollars. Yet it Is not among the enum erations of the 'National CcnittSi' Ijct us hope, that the neU census, '.the eleventh, wll cover this Important field. It Is probable that-the egg con sumption of our fifty million Inhabitants is not less than three billion a year, at a valuation of trom tvter.tj-five to thirty millions of dollars.-. Tliero are 'Vg;, tralns" on the railroads of the northern frontier, and the cities and villages of New England draw roost of their eggs from the border, to which they are broueht bv the- railroads .of CattaiLi The Import of eggs at Ogdenslmrg alone,. was vaiucu. at. uiie .uujiurcu anu nity thousand dollars for the- Jasl fiscal year. As many are entered, lu several -other collection dislrjct; at." IluffaHnd-ip I n u uiairiuia 111 -uauic,iicurjiiti ee-uines this traffic in imported" ecci.rI5"JlfoKe. These'eggs are taken from the prjlnat pacKagea, careuuiy nurjinca oy cantue or lamp iignt, anu men- repacKeii, tne . defective egss being laid" aside. If traiu- 'i iniiuu 19 iiu, luiuieuiair, 111c i:gi;a aro nlii-pd In rnlil tnrir ivimliiMnu t. 1, the temperature is a few degress above fn.pi.lni. and tlierr, Vent nlll .l,l,l 1 he world must be fed, and while the- Imperial West feeds famishing Europe , Wlln Erin, nu tue ouiu sends cotton t fitiil t nhii I n a fa vnrswl iurtnl nf Ilia whhcu oiaici ueeu uvi utgruago me whiiiuuiiuh iiicj bid vuib lu maac lu our needt 'rom l"elr Httle farms. C. 1. DEWtr In Am. Agriculture. Corkscrew Suits Only $22, H. H. PETERS' THE TAIIiOBJ, Announces In hla ciistniners and the n'titena genrrallr that hell "ON DECK" with' one of the Largeft and moat Fashi.itiablo Stocas of Fall and Winter Styles of FORSICfd DOMESTIC manulaetured CLOTHS, CASSIMERES. SUIT INGS, AND OVERCOATINGS, yer before shown In ihls a.'clino, and at priced, Phi, that lefv competition. None but Ihn he.t of workmen are tMmdorrd, hence the Beat workmanship and Pit ii euar- anleed in every rase. Al)-, on hand a lull and Fashionable line OF GENTS' FURNISHING GOODS of newest itylei, including Collars, Cuffs, Neck-Ties, Hose, &c, &c- Be sure you fill and examine goods and prlcei hefore going eliewhore H. H. PETERS, The Tailor, Bank Street, - - Pictures F I T U IS S3 Copied find enlarged in all sizes from card to life size, viz : OIL PORTRAITS, WATER COLORS, Pastels, Crayon, India Ink and Photographs. All work guaranteed or no pay. All we aslc is a trial. Givi us a call and be convinced. No. 105 N. 8th St. Allentown, Pa. Franklin Santee, Manager, J. S. KREIDLER, AGT. Orders left at the Advocate Office will receive prompt attention. LEWIS respectfully informs his many lyxs removed his BOOT 2-. 'SbvSSL tjj " LEWLS WEISS, Arup i.iesily WHO 13 UMACQUAIMTD WITH THS sec ur uxAmieiinu fjiaoGO, nOCIC ISLAWD & PACIFIC RAILWAY Dv re-.i in of It i ca it 1 position and cIoeo rcl t!on 1c r 11 rrlnclpr 1 linos r r.tt r rtl Vo3t, .t Inlt al -ui1 tarmln l poll 3, con-.tltuto 1 1 o rrcct Impoi tf nt mld-ccntl-nontxllink m tf.it ovot3ra of ficoar t t-nnnportrtion which Invltca cad Icclll i too t.-wol rna traraa botvaoi clt oi c' tho tl rile crd Prcltlc Co tto. It 13 cJoo tlio tavorlto and liojt rjut i t i nd from points E t, ! erthcest end Eout'ioaat, and cor oapondln y nol.its W ctr. Kcrthvt crt t nd Ccuthr cot. Tno rjil: I-ilmd Oirnt a Include! in It; rrrln lino end trrrcbee, Chiccrfo, Jollot. OtHTTi, La Bill's, i-oorlv Ganesoo, Mollno cnti Itcck Irland, In Jllinpla; Dwanpart, Mao-sUlno, Wnohlnyton, Frii field, fttvmwr. C'Uclcoco West LViortT, Iowa City, Daa Molnis. Indlcnol , Wlrtcrret Atlcntlc, Ilr.oxvlllo. Audubon IlarUn. authrla Contro md Council D'.vBs, In lovfri; Gcllatm, Trent n, Oamoron nnl Knaia City, in Missouri: 1 crvcowortb ruid Atcblcon, in liinsn; Albert Ijot, Mlnnaapalm und et Pcul, In llinncBotn; Watertovra In Donoto, aud hundrods of lntermodl jto cities, tcv. r.r. viLagee end etatlcns. THE CREAT ROCK ISLAND ROUTE einnMn.ra'.n Hn n.tmRfl tVie. Rnnu, nf norwinrl Rprnrltv nlTtirded hvn solid. thoroa-rhlv b llvited roid-b3d; smooth trocka of continuous rtccl rcll; cub-otonUall.- built c ilvone ani tiri'lTos; rolllnT otccii cb near porlbctcn no human uUlll can malio It; tho eafoty nppllancea cf prtent bufTors. platfcrxna nnd alr-briltos: and tint osasilnr dlsclpUno which rrovorrsi tlio prcotical nnAMin nr nil it imini nr.'. ctwIh It tni nf thin friutn lira TrcnGCcrtl ct rU ponnvctlajnolnta lq Onljn pepota, o..d tbo unourpoiKd cemforta nnd L.,USurro3'br",Ia P espnTer Eq-UpmoTt. , . , f .nzaaOTafitliitpr.'tisTralnsliatrooon Chicago md the- Ml-epurl rtlvernre com- noasaor won vontiiat3a,nno'v upnoiawrea ucyuoocueD. wuiuuuiui "nuf Palaco Glosporo of tho latest -io'lffn, end sumptuoua rinlnir, Ccro, In whir U elaborately cooltod moala nrw leisurely oaten, "rood Dlpcstlon welting on -Appotlto, and Hoaltn on both,1' Between Chlcaarp ond Kaccoo City end Atchison, uro also run tho Celebrated Reclining chair Cars. THE FAMOUS ALBERT LEA ROUTE., Is tho direct nnd favorlto lino between Chicago nnd Minneapolis, i nnd Bt Paul, whorp connections rro mad i In Union Denoto for nil points in tho Territories r.r,H T1-, ,i nV. 1)w...m. nmii, thia Mitin w.iae PrnrASR Trrlnn nre run ta tha watorlnj placos, oumin r resorts, plctureequo localities, and liuntlnrftcct Csb- lnx r-rtiim'l i nf lira i rich -hoat tlolds nnd paotor flands of Interior Urkota. ntlll rnni.lin n'TlRnT I.tMP. vrli Rnnnen nnd irankoJC wn ana iunnnesota. i nnri rf,ntri. I Innria Otlll rnolhor D'REOT LINE, via botwoqn No-Tport Nows. Rtolimond, Clndnnatl. IndianapoUa, i nd Lctayott end Counod Dlttfts. Kansas Citv.Mln oapoUs and 6t Paul ond Intermediate points. For dotJlod Information boo Maps and Folders, obtainable as well es Tickets, at rll principal Tlckot OtUcea In tho United Btatos and Canada; or by acrJrctiJnff R. R. CABLE, E. ST. JOHN, Fmletal and CtnsralJJinaotr, Chlcsge. CtnetilTkktl md Patirtnr Agenj, CMcase. Lehighton, Penn'a. o o o o o o FebSS-lyr WEISS friends and customers that. In AND SHOE STO! B Into Iho NEW BUIIDINC-. nearl opposite hi! Old Stand, and that In Is now reoelvirit ami opentnic up fui their Inspection a lery largo ami fashionable line ol wull-telected Boots, Shoes, Gaiters, Hats, Caps. UMBRELLAS,&c. suitable for FALL AND WINTER WEAR AT PRICES TO SUIT THE TIMES! end tnrltei you to call and examln' Quod, and leurn (rices before pur ch-iUni elsewhere. SATISFt'- TION In all ouei fully tcuarnnlceil lli.ine.mher. Til MI.'W liilil.'-.. i,0lte ,h0 r,ut or -A lit i.V sritn T, BANK Street, LEHIGHTOH. GEOGRAPHY CF THIS CCOMTHV, WILL Tma irnr, inn. i nu itisaiso too rncos utcimuia iuuw iu uiu rf Intnrlnr Ilf-VrotH. Sonoca and Kankakee, lias been opened , Pictures, Pictures. o o o 0 ONLY A CUBL. Only a llltle silken curl, Cut from the head of a laughing girl, In happy long ago. Hut nil t the laughing gilt Is dead. And from my life the light lias fled, For oh 1 1 loved her so. Only a lock ot shining hair That crowned my darling bright and fair Before ilt'ath's parting blow. It brims me back her vanished charms, llcr pressing Hps and clinging arms, Fort 11 loved her so. Only a little silken tress. That used my sweet one's check to preas. And o'er her shoulder How. Hut looking back through long-gone years A holy t.ilug that tress appears, For oh 1 1 loved her so. Only a llltl: silver thread, By which my heart was cantlve led, In happy joutb. And lol It still leads on through grief and pain, To where the parted meet agalu, For oht 1 loved her so. O.ilyallltleilriKlcttaIr, Only a dead gill's glossy hair. Hut words could not bestow Treasurer enough to fill Us place. Or summon hack the one lost face. That I liac worshiped. Tte Six Ms of Kisses ! BV L. E. n . Kissing Is a very ancient and honor able custom, and the boys and girls all llko it immensely, especially tho boys, though tho girln can make yoodiimc at it. I Kissing can be indulged in at all hours of the day or night, but tho best kisses, those that have tho most style about them, are those that come off In the gloaming, or before the candles are lit. We've been there, and will lay two to ono on this. Them Is a great deal of art In kissing. You don't want to go at it as If you were sharpening a buzz-saw or chasing a hen into a coop. Draw tlio kisscss gently towards you and then well, if not, as It were, so to speak Jerusalem. Little women arc the best ones to :i3s. Not that their lips are any sweet er than the lips of the tall girl, but then you havo to bend your face down and they have to turn their faces up, and there's a heap morn style about that kind of a kiss than going at it level. Soma girls mako a heap of fuss over a kiss even over a very little ono and Zo and tell their mothers. Such girls don't deserve to be kissed. Half the fun In kissing, is doing it on the sly, and the gills know It. A girl whj won't kiss on a sly, doesn't know what fun is. But most girls do know what fun is. Vv; have been consider ing the science of kissing and have come to the conclusion that all kisses can bo classed under one or other of the ilx heads, viz: Tizz, fuzz, fizzy-fuzz. smack, handy-mack, and rattler. Tlio gir.s say the rattlers are the best. Kiss ing will never go out of fashion as long is boys and girls arc alive. It Is too rood an Institution to become a lost art. Malarial Diieases. A sure and effectual prevention and cure is found in Simmons Liver liegula tor. It originated in the South, and there achieved its great fame fordlscascs of that section. SCISSORCnTTUMS. Dring In your job work I To determine tho point is half the contest. It's funny, but a crooked man Is often put In a straight jacket. A Jllchlgan cow has sixty horns all the requisites for a full orchestra. if some men had to eat their own words their health would be ruined for ever. A new play has been written en .Itled, "Love in the Ji'Ineteeth Century." It is a farce. Seems as if the most likely place i'or a fisherman to get a bite would beat .he mouth of tho river. People will drink, no matter what the law or tho example set. Even beef requently gets corned. A short horse is soon curried, but he must be c.uijlit first. 1 he same may je said of a short cashier. The wife who buys a duck cf a bon- ict usually has to call on some old rooster of a husband to pay for it. I'oplnjay says that ho wishes that he could induce his wife to try the carl) .'losing movement on her mouth. A cynical old bachelor, who looked In upon a panor full of young women, In ball-room attire, called It an art gal lery. There Is ono thing to be said In fa vor of early marriage. It gives the eouplo a few more years to find out which Is boss. The newspapers of the world have just been reckoned nt about 35,000, thus giving one newspaper to every ii8,- 00 J inhabitants. A baby comes to us on angel's wings, but It hangs tho wings up In a dark closet when its feet have once touched tho earth. The transformations of nature are wonderful. Put a herring In a tin box willi some cotton-seed oil and It immc dialely turns into a sardine. Somebody inquires: "Why does a boy whistle?" A harder conundrum would be, how can ho help It w lien he comes upon a watermelon patch, and s:es no dog In sight? Women in sonio countries do nun's work at manual labor; but In America the only man's work they do Is to wear tho pantaloons, and they get that down mighty lino sometimes. A witty young lady having two suitors, ono of whom was an army ofll ccr anil the other a physician, she said it was difticult to choose, between them, as they were both such killing fellows. When the chief e nglueer of tho Illi nois Central Itallroad was lying out the line and wanted a melllQous namo for a station, he would shuflle a pack of cards each Inscribed with a letter, until a sat isfactory combination suggested Itself as Tolono, Onarga, Aledo, Diaoo, Na- koina, and so on. A tourist In New Mexico writes that he started back In horror on first seeing one of those black-eyed bcautlea whom he had heard descrlbod as char acteristic of the native people. She was ginger-colored, hard-featured, bare' footed, half-naked and very untidy, and she proved to be a type, too. THE CAltHON ADVOCATE, ONE DOLUUt IT.n TEA It IX ADVANCE. SUBSCIUBE.yOW! OTUTmXfVKttl OJlJIJjrnVJLt3 - f LIVER REGULATOR For all Dlwaae o( the , Uro, Kldneyx, Stomach tni BplesS. Thii purely Tree tnMo pn. farttlon. now ao celebrated at a ' " amlly Medicine, otiginatetl la the South ta 1M8. It acta frently on th Bowcla and , Kidney and oorrrcta tha action of the Llvtr, and ti, there fore, the it preparatory 1 medicine, whatever the lick- ' neu may prove to be. In alt common diseases ft WM1, tin ualatexl by any other medi cine, caeci a epeeay cur,v Th Ttegtilator Ii talc to ailmlnltttr.hyaay 'nnditlon or the syitetn.'and nmler no dream stances an It do harm. It W iavhroraM kite a rim of wine, but l iw latoaicallne bever age to lead to intemperance t will promote dl gratlon, tllaalnate headache, anil rener ally tonei up Ihe ayalein. Tha doit small, nut unpleaaaot, and lu virtue undoubted. Mo loss of time, no Inter rontlon or atoppair. of bualnca while taking tbe Regulator, Children eomplalnlnr of Colle, Headache, or Sick Stomach, a teupoooAil or more vnll give relief. If taltaa eccaalonatly bar pa tient! eapoted to MALARf A. will capel the polsoa aad protect thcra from attack. a rHViciAN-D or rrn ox. I have. be practidnf medicine for twenty yaart and have never been able to put up a vef etatta compound that would, Ulte Stmmoaa Liver Regu lator, promptly aad ei&otlvely oure the Llvtr t actloa. and at the aatae time aid flnitead of weak. enlngt the dieeitive aaJ aiilmiladve power! of Ike tytum. L.M. HiMToMM.O.,WaWctoaAtk. KIE THAT VOC OCT THE CEXtrDTK. raarAaao T J. H. Zoitin & Co.. PhiladalphJa, Pa, REMOVAL! Dr. C.T. Horn, Iteipectfuliy anneunoei to his customer! and the people Kenerally Italhe hairemored hla llltUO STUltt: front I.euckol'i llalldini; ti hli new store room opposite the Public Square Bank Street, Lehlghton, Pa., where he will be pleated to receive friend! and the publle, and auyply theoi with Pure Drugs & Medicines, ' Fancy and Toilet Articles, Lamps and Lamp Fixtures, Stationery & Choice Cigars. together with a fine line of lateit dulsns ta Wall Paper AMD; Decorations, at Loweit rrlees. Persons ran, a!o obtain t-yoitiassci ana rpcciacicr, properly ai tasted to tbelr alxhl at raaiunabla pricil. Prescription! oempounded with eara day or n. stlit. P.. member, THIS CENTRA!. UKVU Store, Feb. s.yl On. (1. T. HORN. LAND Claims a specially, a ad WAR ItAN lWliA 1 II IT'l tl N A L. IIOMESTHAII ISEIt I'lr'lCAT. CS and all kludi of LAN II SCRIPT buiiR-at iniliuld. Large. Stock,- ard HlKlirit Price! p.ild. llo you want to sell or bayt It's, write to A. A. THOMAS, Attorney al liaw, Waililnxlon, I). U. an, e-tr e. Central Carriage Works Bank St., Lel..g.toii. Pat, Are prepared to Manufacture " Carriages, Buggies, Sleigli8,p Spring Wagon, &c, Uf every description, In the moil lutuunlUI manner, and at I,oweit Cash Prleei ' Itcpalrlng Promptly Attended 0 TREXLGR & KREIDLKR, April It, 1S82 yl Proprietor!. WM. DUFFY SON, of East Mauch Chunk, are prepared to do all kindiof Plastering: & Ornamental Wori, it shortest notice. Orders hy mall will r eetve prompt attention. Teruii moderate nr giHidwnrk. lenlatf MANHOOD Kestorrd, Auenttunan havlnar Innrcently contracted the hnt.lt of self abuse In hit f'outli, and In cmisenuence luftt-red all the Mirror or Sesunl Incapacity. t.it Man- h I. I'hjslcal Urcav, llrneral Prostration. ele , wfll, out of sympathy for Ida fellow autferers, matt tree the reelpe by which he wai nnally cured. Addre.i in confidence J V. PIN KEY, 4.1 Cedar St., Nan iotk. dtc.ST ly rtl TITionre roon-y than at anything elaa by W 1 1! taking an rnrenci lor the best lelllnc 'At 'book out lleiclnnera auooeed gand. ly. Noni lall. T. rim free. IUllitt II.M.a: Co., Portland, Maine. ueeiu-iy No Pat nt No Pay. PATENTS obtained for Invontors In the Unltel Statu Oanaitaand Kurupe. at reduced Mtel. with oar principal otfice located In Washington, directly uppoilt the United .states patent Ulnce, we are able to attend to all patent business with greater promptness ami de spaich and at lesi omi than ether patent at tornevi who are at a distance from Wash Ingion, and who have, therefore, to employ 'asioctateattornevi " We make preliminary examination! and furnish opinion! ai to pa. tentabllity, free of cbtrue. and all who are Interenedin new Inventions and patent! are Invited to send for a copy ol our Slulde for obtaining- Patent!," whirh ll lent free to any a-ldresi, and" contain! coanl lata laslrne llona how io ebtaln iiatenti and other valna. Me matter. We rarer to tha Oermaa-Amer. lean National Hank Washington, II. O. t the lloyal Swaillih.Norvirirlan and Danish Ixxa lions, al Wa.blngtont Hon. Joi. Oaaey, late tlhrel Juitlee U. s. Ceun of Ulalmst to tk Offinlals or Ihe U. ti patent Offlae. and tc, senator! and Member! of Cougreil from, every Htata, A rid rem l.OT' I H nOOKitft UO Helton of Patents and AtlerneynlLaw !, Droll llalldlng WaaaiaoTon, ). I), RTTPTURB.nbP.,wr..V,rlf;f.! ure, cure 11.00. Hy mail with full dlree. Ilona. itnok fori cent stamp. PEtTfcUO, toi Sixth Avenue, New York . deciMy MERCHANTS SJA,.'" proBI! hy Inirodaelng a Una of new a; nods, to. tlspenslhleio all families, will add reii ler full i.arUeolari.HKAl,TII FOOD OoatraXT Nil. Ta Mb Aveane, ysw Vk. d!:7rly
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