ttu AYEB'S ! n highly conesiitra!d.,tctruet of Sortai.-armi.ioU other Uood-jtirifylnff rcM,U, comUnod totUt IoGldo oC Tola. slum and Iron, aud Is the Mlett, men rtU- bli sd molt ocenoaiiesl blood-purifier that can be uted. It tsmtably expels all .blood rc!ioi:i ticm system, enriches col renews j the blood, and rct'.oret lu vitamin roworl It li tho bat known remedy tot Scrofula"! a., It a&M ComrlllnU. lat, l.ciemo, ninfworui, Illotchn, Sorts, ISolla, Tutnorsi nnil Eruptions ! or tii mil iv a alto for ail disorders oeutol as alto for ail disorders oeutol by a thin and Impoverished, or corrupted, oondltioncf thobloo3,luohajKhaumatUm, NouralgLa, nlieunialla Couf, General Debility, and Scrofulous Catarrh. (ntaalar Rfisumatlsm Cure! "Avrin'a 8ABSarAiat.tA lu cored rao ef tha Inflammatory Rheumatism, with which. I liaro suffered lor many years. W. II. MOORE." Turbara, ta., March 1, 1652. titsrBED or Dp J. C. Ayer & Co., Lowell, Mass. Sold by all D: ccUW i C 1, sir. bottles tcr 55, 20 YEARS USE. the Greatest Ksdlcr.l l ef tlsAffsl SYMPTOMn on A TORPID L8VEg? r,03crni)pciltc, Ilowr-lo costive, Tain In (to bond, trith a dr.ll ccacctlon In tho baclt part. Pain nods? tho r.honldcr lilado, 1 ullnoss aftr.' eatlnc, with niUe te1.1.ni,,l,? to exertion of body or mind. Irritability of toroyer, Loir spirits, with a fooling or biivlnanecIcetcKl aomodutr. J carlanrit, Dlzz!nos3, Fluttering nt t ho IIonr. Dots before tho eyes, Hcadacbo 2'5r. '? 'S"ut eye. Bcetlcssnoss, with Ctfal dreams, Illchly colored Urine, and COPJSTJPATION. TCTT'O 1'iX.l.Saro especially adapted to ouch casct, ono doso tttecta audi h elijiig..ofluo,lnfru8tonatoiilsluiicsutrtrcr. body! iiicv inertaao tue .Ippetltc.nn i ntiuo th ' I "Ue nil v iusti, limn iiie Tn Is nniir. TGTff'S Me tfVE, Gn.vr IlAin or Wiii-.kers changed to a Orosir Bi.aok by n sini:in application of th'i urn. I. lmiiarts a natural color, r.cts lr'aninnoonly. oM by Drnarglsto, or "r t cipre-t on n-coipi, of VI, 05co, tie. Murray St., Now York. niii ! R Pott C8iSi SSkS rr"7 WS fyontli!ulli.!i."riioa - - -Hfci:A ret' 1.1. tie. OVT Cr t cl-cn.'-cn. r ' tw V. I ii- i uutismj. wcit il-ntn tae'tn. os reu i',f.tv vcv. rcjp.Jc4 o: ,-puiir !'i niMiLlritln'! ato th 1 ect ot ulieuo it 3Tr-.3 (rljcace Is U Bwithct Cilr j. Thent Snml r-ict'or-flof ihu bo rtt-i-n t i-'ontmlBrcrtortd k,'t"hc c. Itnttlrjf tltment gnnTc. vhtsh ilfTe DM 3waftfilarirlrent)ack,Bii' S!hnrr.(lonttrMtnfar lite Cat Mentn. - r i nB SftiU.nttlupldlypalri bat jaw n h fiid MtUkl Tig - KARRIS nviMSoYoo.i M'reGHrs:: TS ? J rTun'ip If i? Knows ! Hot jb Truer Mltmi RIIPTHRF R&MlfA fit lt.tr VfMITACEtlTSTOCEU, Tan issouns STEAWl f V!L"! ' y?0"!" cw charsetr and lutelllsfBCj mmolt WnHior to bo retained ot n.r ,tt wil VziSV7' i1 wwuend r cut. i InWlWwInr in ca Wblfswents DIG nonoi In. trlotlo mnrl' wnrv. tor wtnlcJ elnaljr and terms of tunmi nun i n,UI, LOIMO, ,f!C bcntM.Lttvt!- rrfd .a i fASilLY tILY (JuTFts ROASTtH CO., Sr. LCUS. I r Kewnt Dteignu an I Mot: Jot: FaU aUlouatl Sitka of DltBSS GOODS, 1 RY GOODS, GROCEUIKS, PROVISIONS, SILVEllWAUE, &c:, &c. GO TO - E. II. SNYDER, Bank Stroot, LolilBhton. Oobdt cuaranterd ni) prltw 1 1 low 88 cite where f..r tin-tarns quutiiy of eoodj. July 18, 18?5-ly I 70 to Alio nrr month lllax our r-TA.ijAi,t tiKi) ltluLsa. Stml uoric Inr ueusssotji liiui r.'tllK ai d Mllnnirr. A4lt4 3. U. He L i iit i &. Cu., 1'htlaaclt.iaa. VT THE CarlDon Advocate OFFICE FOR Cheap -Printing ! 43 NlK'IF 'JO CONSUMPTIVES. i). iii.nwr l,vn bsra prrsMBSi tly . . ' t rs 1 iliM.tA lnusullon. Iv m If BRilaai la inske kaavQ . . t. f.if'r lbs ns sim oi cur. 'Vu . ril. Us VilUsuds rtiyoftk i. (tr. -, wliti Iks dlrrrlluM lor i'ii nut Ik ssik whirk ' bey w - - ' i. . , w .USD., ' OKI, t s.0 I'artlus '17m "o':.'"" TUTT'S f'-Ljr'-u-tni-m"j ii Hi i mm awn PILLS il DROP IN AT THE ft r v i t ,r SsKnnB MlECElLAJvEOtf. Two eiclted colored Udle In chorus "I want yr to kettp.yer promise and many vat." Celnrtd Letbarlo "Go ; waS'iDlggfthMou'tinaUe sieb scau'alous prepereltions to a married lain u ho has got tWowlvtM already. Does bofo you ' fools wanter get 'rested for coniniltln' .blgotrtr'' I -, I rile I riles 1 1 riles 1 1 1 Sltre euro for blind, blooding and T"uug piles. One box haa cured tho wrf' c2 ot ? l'08 t.indlnp. No ono S&Mfflf ffiffi goiba tumors, allava Itchlnc of tho nrl- ale parte, nothing else. Sold by drug' gI!"s an.r mauea on receipt ot pile gists and mailed on receipt of pilco, 61. WillUm'a Mf's. Co., Prop's., Cleveland, v. soia at i nomas' flrug store Uo bowed to her across the table, sruliked, washed his hands In Invisible toap and water, and caldr "Oxcusomr, I dlntf I hat med you at Saratogas dls summer my name is STojcs." "I can not recall your face; but youruanio la nulto famlllarj" she airily answered. To Voann Ladies. ;u your llfo Is mado a burden owlnrr to blackheads, phnplea and other eruptions on the faco marrlnif your bcautv and causing so much chagrin, It Is no longer nocossary to cnuuro it. ur. I'lagg'a Family Ointment will certainly reove all euih blemlshos and leave your skin soft, smooth and beautiful. Bold by all drus-l3U and mailed on receipt of prlco, 20c. Williams Mfg. Co., Trap's., Cleveland, O. Sold at Thomas' drug store. A telegraph reporter says that tho daughter of a Now dciscy farmer ran off with one of her father's hands. It doc3 not state which hand, but If It was the ono tho old gentleman used to slap mosquitoes with, It was a most unfillal act. Tbo Art of Gottlng Vlcoront Is comprised In one vary simple piece of advise, Improve digestion. No elabor ate system of dietetics Is needed. If you lack vigor, use systematically that pleasant promoter of It. Hostetter's Stomach Ulttors. If you tako this .bint. and do nut commit any excesses, there is no reason whv vou should not pain In strength, appetite and weight. Jfosts of wiiuom invalids are to-day building a foundation for years of vigorous health with this sound and thorouch reuovatot of a dclapldatcd physique and falling energy. Dyspepsia is eradicated bv it. aid the constitution fortified against disorders to which, If it were exposed, it might succumb notably malarial fever. Hheumatlsm. Inactivity of ths kldnevs ana bladder, nervousness, and their var ious symptoms, disappear when It is utcit wun persistency, not atianuoncd imcr a usiei irregular trial. June 20, '85-ly. Yes, Shakespeare was a sad plagiar ist; he borrowed not only from those who had preceded him, but he even had the Imprudence to steal from writers who didn't begin to write until years and years after ho himself was gathered to his fathers. Kay Fever. I have been a neriodical sufferer from nay lever (a most annoying and loath some alllictlon) tlnce the summer of IbTO. ana. until I used LK'i Cream Halm, I was never able to find any re lief. I can say that Cream lialm cured inc. 1 would not be without It durinc uiu nay icvcr season, l,. jsi. ucorgla, .Diiigiuuuion. i. i . II ay Fiivuit. I have used Ely'a v-rcani jiaini lor nay lever, anu nave ex pcrlcnccd crcat lelicf. I iccomnicnd it as tho beit of all the remedies I have lr:ctl. T. li. Jenks, Lawyer. Grand nn;iius, jiicn. l'nce w cents. If a local newspaper should print an article charging a man with half the crimes ho proudly ai cuscs himself of in cxperh n e meeting, what n circus tin re would be I He would sue the editor for libel so quick It would make his head swim. Who do"3 not delight lo see a good looking face? Yet erysipelas disfigures tho features almost beyond recognition. But that Js not the 'werst of it. This disease Is as dangerous as it is repulsive. It Is sometimes called "St. Antbony'i Fire," and often causes sudden death Sir. S. 13. Carpenter, of Grandvllle, N Y., had It In both legs and was curci by Dr. Kennedy's Favorite Hrmcdy ThU medleine excels all others for tin b'.cod. Especially adapted to pcrtonsin feeble health. "Feavt, and your halls are crowded; fast, and tho world goes by," says Ellr Whecler Wilcox and John A. Jojce. If this simple poetry shall lead to more am better lunch routes, John and Ella will not have written in vain. Language, you know, was given tc man to conceal his thoughts, and yov never realize it eo intensely as you d when vou see the nilrlstcr tit down violently just after his heel has found a square Inch or to of banannapeel undei It, and haar him mildly ejaculate-, "Dcai mol" Try AVer's Fills, and be cured. 511... ery is a mild word to describe, the nil--chief lo body and mind caused by habi tual const pal Ion. The regular use o A vor' Cathartic Fills, in mild dees will restore tho torpid viscera to hcallh ly action. The Prince of Wales limp, reccntlj affected by the diido. Is tho combina Hon of tho walks of a man w ho lia been kicked and a man who really otigli- l.J DC, The glil who lovos William never asks her father to foot her Bill. Pure blood Is absolutely necessary In order to enjoy perfect health. Hood's faarsaparllla purifies tho blood and strengthens Iho system. ' Thero Is a religious sect In Ohio which believes that when human beings die they turn into cats. Doesn't it make a man shiver, though, to think that per haps ho has been slinging bootjacks all summer at his wife's graudniother. .There are more diseases than there ai'o visible stars, but there Is one rcine dy that goes to their common source In secretions and the blood That Is Dr. Walker's Vegetable Vinegar Hitters, a prompt ami perfect remedy for all di seases of the blood, It gives now vital ity to thn secreting and cxcietlng or gans, and Alls tho itrtcries with now ma terial i or urengiu. When a barber seeks to make him ir sociable with a customer In the clilr, lie 1 only "scraping an acquaint ance." ErysipelM anil salt rheuin was driven entirely away from airs. J. C. Ander son, PethUm, WU., by Ilurdoek Illood Bitten. No equal a blood puriller. The dasnasss ta estontv l.rtd. i.l tbe late freebate la Hunterdon Count V. N. J.. U 40.000. r:'f""S i 'Imply doing nolhing- ; LIKE HISFATHER.-.. Ho wis afflicted with itcno ta tbo Bladder!' Mr.S. W. II irks, nl l'lfuin.iit Vnllfly, DucIioh couiily, Y., the son of .Mr. n. S. Illeks, uhoss nsmo may hvn sppesrpd In till Journsl In connecllnn with sii ar. tiele ninillUr In till,, wa!, lilm lilt father, fflieled with Btiin In 'th D'sdilrr, niriy that hi rnn una more rertntu thun his fstlier's. Thn tmlicr sdviaed tho sun to wriln lo Dr. David Kennedy, of llo'udout, K V, who, ho sa'd, would let him whsf to do Ir KnnnP'lv rpplfed.cnecPitinit ths usnof KUSNEDY'8 FAVOltlTB HEME l)Yt whteh hud workod S't biiteessfulty in"" the f.ther's ruse. Mr. Hicks, who li.il been ntturril by ll.e local (ill) Jioiaiu that thev niiild do nothing more f.,r him. trftd FAVOIIITE 11EMEDY. A!ter two WerVa URd of it he pasi-d a stoni1 1 of an inch long anil nl tho tbio'miesj of a pips stem. Sines then be bag hart no gytnploma rf the return ol the trouble. ' lleio Is a sioli man hoaled. What beltff reeults cou'd have been ox peeled? What Rreatrr benefit eniihl modi rsl scienes collier? The end was gained ( that ia surely' enough Dr. Kmnrdyaa-' sures Ihetmbllr, by n repulutinn wlnnli he eaniinl altnrd In Imperil, lhat the FAVOR. ITU REMEDY dues Invigorate the blood, cure; liver, kidney and bladder rninplainls as well as thtt.e dis?aes and weaknesses peculiar ft females Th'HiMiiils id Gulf fill People voluotnrily leslifv In Iritrrs to Dr. ICeiimdy, with a warmth and fullness of words which mere busiiifss documents and ceilif.eates neyer poea, whafFiiyorile Rpinedr," the creat siieciltt! for blood, liver and kidney disor ders, has dono for them and their friends. 13 WEEKS. The POLICE GAZETTE will he mailed, - securely wrapped, to any addr'ss in the United Slates for three mouths on teeelpt of ONE DOLLAR. Liberal discount allowed to postmasters, agents and clubs Sample copies mailed free. AdJresj all orders to RICHARD K. FOX, FasSKMs SijuAaif, K. Y. May 30, 1B91-1 Pictures ! Pictures! Pictures ! ! PICTURES Copied and Enlarged in all sizes from card to life size, viz: Oil Portraits, Vator Colors, Paotols, Crayon, India Ink and Photo3. All work guaranteed or no pay, All ask in a trial. Giv.i in u call aud bo convinced. No. 105 North Eighth Stroot, ALLENTOWN, Pa. FKAXKLI3 SASTKK.-Mnnngrr. J. S. KUKIDLVJIt.ircnt. ORDERS left ht the Caiibo.v Advocate liltico will reoeive prompt i Feb. 28-1 j . attention. Beer Saloon and Restaurant 1113 Viae St., Philadelphia. Dennis Gilbert, Proprietor. Tho Par Is funrlshed with chotcb CIrnrs Fresh Lager, and oilier refreshment. Per sons Irom tho I.elilBh Valley vleuimr Pblla deluhln are respectfully Invited to Klve me a tall- De.vnih UimaaT. JUarch 23, l"3i-tr. TKT AT0',7t"PITi a represent at Ive of VV illM JLEjU Kood nildr to iravel AT1 fiWTR ihronph t.'arlon conn I v wltii viwaulu woitK.s ron arrri.t. ii.assih i r.rsiNKHi MEN AM5 JItl'IIAMlH nllu Ulldrrlalld and need tln-in, nivlnir llielr orders at sight! profits liberal, eapy and quick; can relcr to Kctitleni.n rlenrlnu :s lotto a week who ar .leacd wlih iho u, rk; only 410 caiiltal ro quired; wrlio for particulars II' you ineiui busl. ntrj; kIvh aue, trade or previous emnl'y iiiint ami n tereiices I'alilser, I'alllner & I'o Van ellilp AMi.Nl" u Ik SLAEMO rlOME Stock Facm. Croose Ilo, Wayno Co., Mich. SAVAQE ii FA1LNUM, Pitcritniioius. " PstroclR.Ka)flH7). IMPORTED " Percheron Horses. All toclf selected from the pet or fins and dsjns of establlihed repuuuon and reentered ia too French aaj American stud bocks. ISLAND NflMr Is besutifuHy situated at tho bead of Groses Ilb la ths Detroit Klvtr, ten miles below the City, sod "ro, 0 b,y. r"llr011l nd rtcsmbost. 1ttcrs r. "n locauon way ran at city ctbee, n Csmpsu Duildmc, and an cr.oit will sccomnanv Uem to th; farm. Send forcatalonua, (rec bv JciuL Address, fcAVAOj. &. Vasxvu, UttntC ilKh. This cat sbons the llowunl Electric AND Mnsiuitic Shield as applied over tho KM noy sad Neri u-vltul ctiiurs. Tne only an- idlance made ttit rta every part of the body, and the only ono needed to fOITtTm.T ecu lUdnt-y iiIncuso It Iio IIIIIUIIslll, I ' t e p 1 1 , the lort ra.es of hcttllnnl M'rull llt, lixliuus lluu. Iiupoleli V), and all Dip (.oh and WruU. ucKbf the V'rlno tfl,',lltlll llr,i,,l. Patented Feb. 86, lo","9. YOUNO MKX, from esriy IndlsereUoo, lack nerve force, und fall to attain ttrsngUi. , MinDLK-AOUD JIKJJ often lk vigor, altrlbat. liurll to the progress of ear. The MOTHKK, WIVE and MAID, suffrrlac from Female Weaknou, X.tioiu Debility aud Hherall menu, will And It tbo only cure. To one and all wa say that the Shield (lies a ntt ursl aid In a natural way WITHOUT DltlOOIXO THK BTOXACH. Vnrranted. Ono Year, unU Iho lct applluuuo mode. Illustrated Pamphlet, TUKKR TVPltg OF MEN', also I'soiphkt for i.aJiea only, sent on reesspt of Cc, sealed; unsealed, fltKK. American Galvanic Co., OFFICES! 1W h.i mil St., I'lilla. lene-yle and vigor OF THE FARMERS' COLUMN Salt in tho Ration for roaltry. Thcro Is a prevalent notion that salt causes tho feathers of fowls, or perhaps of the feathered tribes In general, to fall out. This, wo believe, Is well founded. Certainly, excess ot this condiment should bo avoided. Thcro appears to bo some connection between salt apd feathers. Feather-eating fowls aro often cured of tho tendency by adding salt lo their food, and a small quantity of mote, tho production of the now crop of; feathers at moulting time. This sup posed effect may bo simply tho looscm lug ot tho old feathers. Tho result, hi promotive of moulting, woulil bo tho same. Salt Is a very Important Ingredi ent In tho ration of pigeons, and wltcro tbeso birds aro confined without It, they aro never so thrifty. It Is natural then, to conclude, that It Is valuable In tho food of.othcr birds, and especially for barn-door fowls. The earlier old fowls aro out of their moult and in full plum age, the sooner, will they begin to lay. In tho autumn. Pullets usually begin to lay as soon as they arc completely plumed as adult fowls. It Is worth while, therefore, to encourage moulting In every way, giving them exercise, Insect food, or fish lu their ration, wlh ground bone, ground oyster shell, and sound grain. A tablcspoonfui of iTne salt In the soft feed, given dally to-a flock of twenty hens, will bo a 'fair al lowance. Fowls do not depend upon this for tbe salt which their bodies and feathers contain, for either the material Itself, or the elements of which It Is composed, exist to a greater or less ex tent In almost all the food they eat and the water they drink; and what wo do by giving them salt Is simply to incrcaso tho supply. Am. Agriculturist. A Remarkable EscaDo. Mrs. Mary A. Dallcy, of Tunkhan nock, Pa., was afillcted for six years wun .Asiiiraa anu iironcnius, during which time tho best physicians could give no relief. Her life was despaired of, until in last October she procured a bottle of Dr. King's Xeiv Discovery, when Immediate relief was felt, and by onlinuln? Its uso for a short time she wa completely curod, gaining lu flesh EO Ibi. In a few months. Free trial bottles of this certain cure of all throat and lung diseases at T. D. Thomas' drug store Largo slzo 61. A rortablo Vat for a Sheep Dip. Sheep should be dipped twice a year. They suffer a great deal from vermin, which aro destroyed by the dipping.' After shearing, tho ticks greatly annoy the lamb3, upon which they gather from tho shorn sheep, and prevent their growth. Tho lambs, at least, should be dipped, to freo them from these pests, but It Is well to tllp the whole flock, as a safeguard against the prevalent scab, and other skin diseases. A very good dipping vat may bo very readily made of one and a quarter inch tongue and grooved plno boards, put together at the joints with pitch, and is furnished withliandlc3,by which it is moved from place to place. It may be six fect'rong three feet wide, and three feet deep. The sloping ends have cleats nailed across them on the Inside, by which the sheep aro assisted to get out of the vat, upon a dralnlng lloov placed to receive them. The dip is made of ono pound of coarse, strong tobacco, and one pound of sulphur, -steeped in live gallons of boiling water. It is most ellcctlvo when used at a temperature of ono hundred and twenty degrees, and tho sheep should ,c left in the dip long enough to have the wool saturated, and the skin well soaked by the Iluld. A quantity ol fresh dip should be kept in a boiler, to renew the old dip as it is diminished by uie. Am. Ayrteultwrlst. Eelief in Uiraoloj. Mr. S. W: Ileuerman, of Philadelphia, Pa., for many years Iden I led with the A'holesali: hardware busine is, had rheu .natlsm In his arm, and could not dress jr un.lrcjs, but with tliemoitexcruclat ng pain. He used St. Jaco'Ji Oil, and he result, he says, was wonderful If net nlraculnus. Fecundity Promoted by Exercise. As to poultry, the importance of cx tcIso Is an evcry-day experience. Fat iccumulates In all those breeds which ire especially good as tab'c fowls, when hey arc allowed free access to feeding roughs, or when corn Is scattered upon he ground in excess of Immediate con tmnptlon. Games are a partial excep Ion to this rule, and the only one. t.cghorns, Spanish and Ilamburgs, arc naturally so active, that if they have a banco to forage, thoy will neglect the .'ced thrown to them, for tho love of foraging, and tho early worm. Oanies lo the same thing, ami if these breeds bavo only very contracted quarters.thcy will make the most of their limited opportunities. Asiatics, Dorking, the French breed, Plymouth Nocks, and numerous general purpose fowls, and the Polish, or top-knotted breeds gen erally,, without exercise, will fatten. up, stop laying, aud become nearly, or quite barren, besides being exposed to cholera, and many other Ills that lowls are 11a blo to. Flocks of fowls among our neighbors, have recently suffered greatly from cholera. In almost every case that has been closely investigated, It was found that they wero freely fed, several times a day, and either confined to small yards, or they were largo fowls, disin clined lo wander or forage about, except when hungry. The first symptom, was abdominal fat, then It was noticed that they staid lonz upun the roost In the morning and went early toroostatcven Ing.atid that egg-laying ceased ;theu chol era swept off nine-tenths of the flock. 1 1 Is a good rule never to feed fowls unluss they will run when called to be fed, and to Mop throwing out grain the moment auy of tliii cetue to run after It. In tbe tmoiiMr time, once fowling dally, Is usually enough for fowls that liave the ran of tb fields, aiwl pick up .thHr liv ing. 4". AgrinUtMrUt. - Look over tbe cucumber trickle at bsavst ever)' other day, and keep them pteked'off clot) and of a uniform iltr. A pickle two tnctvM long aud a naif an Inch thick, is tbe fatorile tile. Set Iib iwtu ' H. H.' PETERS' Announces to Ida cu.tntiiers and Iho plliiens gpnerally that he Is "OK DECK" with ono i,f the Larjest aud iii'i.t Fashionable tjtocxs of Fall and Winter Styles of FOREIGN DOMESTIC msnula.Hured CLOTHS, CASSIMERES. SUIT INGS, AND OVERCOATINGS, over l.yfore thown in itiis Button, unit At nrf.vtt. t.n efy competition. N"iio employed, hence the Best anued in eyery case. Als. on hand a lull and Fashionable line OF GENTS' FURNISHING GOODS of newest styles, Including Collars, Cuffs, Neck-Ties, Hose, &c., &c- Be (lire you call and examine goods and prices before going elsewhere. H. H. PETERS, The Tailor, EXCHANGE HOTEL BUILDING, Seet, - - Lehighton, Penn'a. RatcliiT BAKERS and CONFECTIONERS, AND DEALERS IX ICE CREAM, PEANUTS, &0. FRESH BKtiAD & BISCUITS every day. Delivered in town on lucsday, Ihursday and Saturday. , ACKOWLEDGED to be HEADQUARTERS FOR VEGATABLES. J REM j-IjW respectfully informs his many has removed his BOOT LEWIS WEISS, Vn-II 4. lSK5.lv WHO 15 UNACQUAINTED WITH TI13 SEC BV EXAMINING CHICAGO. ROCK SOLAN 's i?tZ$$g AWorth,ncVirSAllJort Lpa o V V.'S&i Dvroi3inor its oantral position and cloEorcl 'tlon to oil principal linos East and Wot.p.tinlt.alanrl tarmlnl uolnts. conBtituto I al o most lmnortiint mid-contl. nontil link In that ovstom or ttirouT'i trnneportction whlcli lnvitos and laclli tatoatravoland trnfflo botwosn citioa of tho Atlantic and Pacific Coosta. It la also tho favorlto and host routs tn md from points Ecet. Northcatit rud Southeast, nnd corresponding points W est, Northwest and Bouthwcat. . Tno Rod: Ialand Byutsm lncludea In 1M rnoln lino nnd bmnchcu, Clilcoeo, Jollat, Ottawa. LaSallo, Peoria. Gonesep, Mollno ond Rock Island, in Illinois; uavunparr, iviUMaaiiau, wiisiuiiioo, fuiniuiu, uiiuunvu, ueiuiwafca. weac Liberty, Iowu City, Doa llolnos. Indlonola, wintcreot. Atlantic, Knoxvlllo, Audubon. Harlan. Guthrla Oontra end Council Dlulls. in lawn: Gallatin. Trenton, Oamoron and Kansia City. In In lCuiuaa; Albort Loa, Mlnnoapollo nna uaiiota, ana uunaroas or intertnouiato THE CREAT ROCK ISLAND ROUTE Quarnntn-B Ito patrons that Eonso of thnpoiiThlv hilltod rod-hod; fimooth otantiallv built culvorui and urldsres; rollln? etcclc as near perfection as human skill can malto It; tho safety nppllanoea of patent buffers, platlorms nnd alrvbrakcs: and that oxacttn dlsclpltna which Boverr.o tno practical operation of all Its trains. Other spoclaitlon of this routo aro Transfers at nil comieotlas points In Union Depots, and the unourpafscd comforts and 'uxurioii of 'ta Passenqrer Equipmont. Tnoirasttiixpreas 'irajna botwoen unicafjro enatne rairsouri nivorsro com posed of well ventilated, linolv tiDholstcrod Day Coaches. Marrniflcont Pullman Pnlnoo RloeDers of the latest -loslim. elaborately cookod ruoals ore leisurely oaten, "(rood DlBcetlon waiting on Appetite, and Health on both." Botwoen Chicago end Kansas. City and Atchison, aro also run tho Celebrated Reclining- Choir Care. THE FAMOUS ALBERT LEA ROUTE, Is tho direct and favorite lino between where) connections uro mad'i in Union and D -itlsh- Pro vinoee. Over this route, watering ptaces, oummfr resorts, picturesque localities, anu uvmun tr enn u tu- Jnsrrrrpu rtojjjjvjh luncis or Iowa anu wmne&oui. itisaiso tno meet acsirauio route to tno heat fields and paotoml lands nf Interior Dakota, 1 finnHiap nilllftrlT I.TNF via. Ranorft n n A 1c".iikjleAa. tins hflan onnriR1 between Mowport Kows. Blohmond. Cincinnati. Indianapolis, rod Lafoyetto and Coujvo.1 Dlufs. Konitfu Clty.JUlnnoapolis For aotauea uiiornuitton (tee Maps Tlokts. at Ml principal Ticket Offices detailed faiforrantlon nee by odUre&Jng R. R. CABLE, rrcih!;nt an Central Jjlor.sgcr, ChlcjjJ, but the best of workmen ate IS Workmanshln and Fit l m.r. & Chubb, AND- friends and customers that he AND SHOE STOI B Into ths HEW BUILDING, nearly opposite his Old Stand, and that he Is now reoelvlrir and opening up for meir inspection a cry large and fjuhlunatle line ol ncll-eelected Boots. Shoes, Gaiters, Hats, CapSj UMBRELLAS,., suitable for SPRING and SUMMER WEAR, AT PRICES TO SUIT THE TIMES ! and (nrltes you to call and examine Goods and learn prices before pur eh.ilair rl.ewhcrc. SATISFit' TION In nil c.ires fully guaranteed Remember. THE .NEW SlUREop poslto the fi ot of lit vnitJKT, BANK Stmt, LMGBTOS. CCOCBAPHV CF THIO CCUKTRY, WILL THIS MAP, THAT THE D & PACIFIC RAILWAY Missouri; lenvcnwortb nnd Atchison, Bt. Paul; in Minnesota; Watortown In cities, towns, viuanos ana utauons. personal security afforded by a solid, tracks of continuous steel rail: sub- and sumntuous Dinlntr Cars. In which Chlcasro end Minneapolis and St. PauL Donota for nil nolnts in tho Territories Pnst Exoreaa Trains uro run to tho and fit- Paul and lritarmecUato points. and irniaers, oDtiunanle. as weu oa In ths United Btatea and Canada; or ' E. 8T. JOHN, Ctnerel Ticket ans Pti;enjtr A;tnl. Chlcigo. The Natureof a Mule. From the Vyersburg, Tenn., -Gazette.) I know that the mule Is tho only ani mal that Noah didn't tako Into the ark with him. I looked ovorthe freight list carefully, and I could noteeo a mule way-hilled for any place. So clear headed a man as Noah did not dare to tako one on hoard, as ho knew he would kick a hole through her In lees than a week. I don't know a man on whoso head you could pour quicksilver and ruu less risk of spilling it than on Noah's. Ho was a dreadful level headed man, and before tho freshet was over everybody on earth realized tho fact. Tho origin of the mule Is envel oped in a good deal of mystery. Tra dition informs us that whon the flood had subsided and tho ark had lain on Mount Aratrat, Noart was very much surprised in ono of his observations lo find a good healthy mulo standing on tho top of an adjoining mountain, Tho same tradition Informs us that the mulo Is tho only animal that lived through tho flood; outside tho ark Tho mulo can bo considered In a great many ways, though tho worst placo to consider him is directly from behind, anywhere with in a radius often feet. I never consldor a mule from that point unless I am looking through the lluo of a holler. Tho mulo has one moro leg than a milking stool, and he can stand on ono and wave the other three round In as many dlfterent directions, Ho lias only three senses hearing, seeing and smell ing. He has no more sense of taste than a stone jug, ann will eat anything that contains nourishment, and ho doesn't caro two cents whether It con tains ono per cent, or nlnety-nlno. All he asks is to pass him along his plate with whatever happens to bo. handy round the pantry, and ho wont go away and blow how poor the steak Is. Ho justs eats whatever Is set beforo him and asks no questions. If I were to havo a large plcturo of innocenco to hang lu my parlor aud I did not wish to sit for It myself, I should get a cor rect likeness of a mule. There Is In nocence in a mule's countenance to fit out a Sunday school class. It looks as guileless as an angleworm. A mule never grows old or dies; onco brought into existonce he continues on forever. Tbe original mule is now alive somewhere In the south and is named Bob Toombs, because he is stub born. JIule3 are chiefly found in tho south and west. They havo been moro abused than J udas Iscariot. A boy who would not throw a stone at a mule when he gets a chance would bo considered by his parents too mean lo raise. The inulu is a good worker, but he canuot be depended upon. Ho is llablo to strike, and when he strikes human calculation falls to find any rule by which to reckon when he will go to work again. It is useless to pound, for he will stand moro beating than a sitting-room carpet. Ho has been known to stand eleven days lu ono spot, apparently thinking of some thing, and start of again as though nothing had happened. To fully appreclato a mulo ono should listen to his voice. You never can really know whether you like a mulo or not till you hear him sing. I attended a mulo concert at Chlckamauga during tho war. Tho w agon train was in front. The mules were starved for water. Tho gallant Clciburno was protecting the rear. Thomas pressed him hard. The music, or programme, opened with a soprano solo and then swung into a duct, and then pranced off into a trio, followed up by a quartet, and ending with a full chorus of tho whole army train. I didn't hear the whole thing, for when I camo to, tho regimental sur geon was standing over mc, giving tno powerful restoratives, and I heard him say that I might possibly get out again, though I never would bo a well man again. I have been In places where It took nerve to stand such as falling out of a thrcc-story window, and having been thicug'.i the New York Exchange and (pent part of a day In a boiler fac tory, and havo been on ono or two Sun day school excursions where Ihe crowd were all girls but I never knew what noise was till I heard a lot of army mules bray. Malaria in any of its Forms, chills and fever, congestive chills can be prevented or cured by the uso of Sim luons Liver Regulator, a purely vegct able medicine, superior to calomel and quinine. They Moved It on Him. Detroit Free Prcti. A Detroltcr who was spending several days in a town in tho Interior soon dls- cotcred that every villager whom ho was Introduced to had a foudnoss for betting. They'll bet on anything, from tho color of a horse on the hill a mile and a half away to the number of lllos which would light on a puna of glass In a given time. Tho Detroltcr kept clear of any wagers for a day or two, and then put up a job. Ho got a string and secretly measured the distance from tho hotel steps to a certain hitching post, rand the next day, when the betting fever bogan to rage, ho shoncdup his hand. "Gentlemen," ho said, "I am not a betting man, but teeing you arc anxious tor a wager of some sort I'll lay $5.00 that I can guess within a foot of the distance to that hitching post." "Donol" cried the voice of the land lord, and tho money was put up. "jVoiv, what do you guess!"' "07 fo$t." Dy his measure It was six inches more. He had measured the string twice over with a rule and he felt that he was 25 ahead. One of the boys ran for a tape- line and the measure was taken in a manner that no one could dispute; Tho figures were ulnety-nluo feet, and the landlord had won. "I don't tee how that Is," muttered the Detrolter, but a second measure ment verified the figures. It was fully an hour beforo he recovered from the stunning blow. Then he walked over to tho post and discovered that some time during the previous night, and probably soon after his measurment. It had been moved a foot and a half. He lost. TnE CAHB OX ADVOCATE, ONE DOLLAR 1'RR YEAR IN ADVANCE. SUBfiCBIBEXOWl THE GREAT DISEASE. QVMDTniUIQ i Ritt" " I" tnnutht Of Iflr I UlllO lonpM coated hl e rover! ith a brown fur, pain la lho back. .liiM, c Joints ofter, mfiUkea ftr kheumaittiai ftaar tich lot f m ttt-Ut-f ftometimei muvi and waterbmh.ur IndiffMtloQt flatulent y ami acM eruttariont t boweti alternate! cott.ro and lait hc4.afhe Ion of memory, with a painful ten atlon of having tailel to do nouietblnr which otisM to hate beerulonc, de.btl.tTt lowtpIHa, a thkk, yrU v appearance of thctkinanj ereii a dry couth ferefi tesl telnet t the urine It aunty and high-colored, and -If allowed to tuad, depoUtt a aediment. SIMMONS LIVER REGULATOR, rUUKLY VEGETABLE, ah trrtcTuu. mem tea nlalnrln. Dyspepsia, Coiistliintlon, Illllotisnes. 8lrk Ileudache, Jaundice, Nnuseii, Collo, Slontul Depression, llowol Complaints. Ktc, Etc, Etc, Ii centrally ut'td In the South to areute the Tor pid Liver to a healthy action. It acts without disturbance to the intern, diet or occupation, It rexnlatea tho lUrer, and causes the bile to act as the purse. The excess of bile hetne removed, a tonic effect Is produced and health is perfectly restored. The ltejrulator U given uiih safety sod the hnpptest results to the mc-it delicate Infant, Kor all dlweasei In which a laixattre. altera Uvo nr purgative l needed It will five tha mwt perfect satisfaction. The Cheapest, Purest and Best Family Medicine la the World 1 THERE IS BUT ONE SIMMONS LIVER REGULATOR I See that vou net the genuine, with the red Z oa front of wrapper, pre pared only by J. H.ZEI.LIN & CO., sots rRoraiatoas, PHILADELPHIA, PA. REMOVAL! Dr. C. T. HorD, Iteipeotfully announoes to his customer, and the poople generally that he has removed Ids IlllUO STUItK from Leuckel'a llulldlng to his now store room opposite lho I'ubllo Square Bank Stroot, Lehighton, Pa., vrhern he will be pleased to reoelre friends nnd the public, and supply them with Pure Drugs & Medicines, Fancy and Toilet Articles, Lamps and Lamp Fixtures, Stationery & Choice Cigars. together with a fine Hoe of latest designs la Wall Paper AND DecorationS, at Lowes', rrlcoi. Perfont can also oM.ila Eye-ti lasses and Spectacles, properly ad lusted to their tlKht at reasonable prices. Prescriptions compounded with cars day or uight. Eemember.THE OKNTItAIi DKUU Store, F,b. I. yl Da. O. T. HOIIW. I A M l Olaimsa specialty, a nd V?'ak A J KANTM. A I) 1) IT ION At, Lf si s i- HOMESTEAD OEUTIFIOAT. tS and all kinds nr LAND SCRIPT bouitht and ajld. I.iirge Stock, and lllKbent Prices paid. Do ynu want to roll or ImyT If s, wrlto to A. A. THOMAS, Attorney at Law, Washlnatou, D. O. lan.5.tfo. Central Carriage Works Hank St., Lchigliton, Pa., Are prepared to Manufacture Carriages, Buggies, Sleighs, Spring "Wagon, &c., tifovery description. In the most substantia manner, and at Lowest Ussh l'rlaes Itcpalrlng Promptly Attended to TREXI.EIt & KREIDLER, April M, 1S83 yl Proprietors. WM. DUFFY Sc. SON, of Fast Mauch Chunk, sre prepared to do all kinds of Piaster & Ornamental Wort at shortest notice. Orders bv msll will r ceive prompt attention. Terms moderate or woodwork. teolitf MANHOOD ltrstored. A Kcntlnnnn barlne Innocently contracted the habit of selr nbute In his f'outh, and In conFequcnoe sullered all the icrrors of Sexual Incapacity. Lost Man hood, I'hjsleal Heeav. tlrncral Prostration, ete , will, out ot sympathy for Ids felloir sullrrers, mall Iree the recipe by which he was finally cured. Addrers lo confidence J W. P1NKEV, Cedar St., New York. dec.ITly M.nero mony than at anything elss by laklnK an suenci lor the ben selllnr book out lleitlnnors succeed ir'snd. ly. None Ml. Terms free. Uallitt Hans Co., Portland, Maine, deeW-ly No Patf nt No Pay. PATENTS obtained for Inventors tn the United Stalti Canada and Eurone. at reduced rate., win. onr principal office located In Washington, aireetiy opposite tne united States Patent Office, we are able to attend to all muni business with greater promptnets and de spatch and at lets cost than ether paterAat tornevs who are at a distance from Wash ington, and who have, therefore, tn employ associate attorneys. " We make preliminary examination, and furnish opinions as to pa. teotabllltr, free of charge, and all who are It, , r ,M,W""WM uuu I aienis are. ...... w.vuv. .... wi'i u, uu, nuiue lor obtaining Patents," which Is sent free to any a'lore.s, anq contains complete Instrne. tlon. how to obtain patents and other valua ble matter. Wo refer to the Oerman-Araer. lean National Hank Washington, p. O.i the Hoyal Swedlih. Norwegian and Dautsh Leita tloni. at Wa.hlngton; Hon. Jos. t'asey. late Ohlel Juitlee U, rt. Oourt of Olalmi: to tha OBlolals of the U. H Fstent Offl.e. and to Senators and Members of Congress from every State. Address. LOUIS HAOaEItl. OO., So llc".or!.0?,,;i,en" and Attorneyssll.aw Le., Droit llulldlng WAsaivarov. 11. U, R'!TPTTTREar', b7 oar trlgent fi. U A J. U XVEjtlno Powder Safe, sure, cure al.OO Hy msll with mil dlree! tlons. tiiHik lor t cent stamp. PEET &. CO. toi Sixth Avenue, New York. docJ7-ly MERCHANTS J.Vu.,,Vir..? preOts by tnirodnelnga line of new goods. In Jlipsn.lhl.'o all families, will addrtss lor full partl-ulars H KALTH TOOD Ooiiry. 1 rJ 'I'suuo, jiew lorg. wi i Mk LIVER
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