G VEGETABLE 3 SICILIAN Hair Eenewer. Doldotn docs a popular roracdy win such & strong hold upon Uio publlo ccnfMencd as hat HAIL'S UAiaUESSWKii. Toe cases la which it iiu accomplished a complete restoration of color to tha hair, and rigorous noalth, to tho tsalp, are Inntuncrabls. Oil people. Ilka It for Its wonderful power to rostort to their whitening locks their original color aud beauty. Jlllllo-aged people llko It because It prevents thorn (rout setting bald, keeps daudrull away, and inakc tha hair Craw thick and strong. Young ladles like It as a dressing becauss It glres tlis hair a beau Hfui glossy lustre, and enables them to dress It In whatever form they wish. IhusltlsUia favorite of all, and It has become so simply tooaoab it disappoints no oca. BUCKINGHAM'S DYE TOR TUX WHI8KEES Has become one of the most important popu lar toilet artlolea for gcntlcmoii'S use, VTiep the beard Is gray or naturally of an undo airable shade, BocKi.voiuut's Drs Is the remedy. rncranno or R, P. Hall & Co., Nashua, N.Q Cold by tU Druggists. FILL! SB VEARSIN USEo Tti Greatest Medical Irlnmpa cf the Age) SYMPTOMS OF A TORPID UVER. Xioesofoppotttei Dowels rostlvc, l'nln In rho head, with a dull sensation In the tmck part, I'ala under tho elionlder I'lndoi Fullness nficr cntlnr, with ndla Inclination to exertion of body or mind, Irritability of temper, J.ovr spirit, vrlib, afccllngof brvvlnc neglected lomo duty, Wcarlnons, l)lzzlneoa, Fluttering at tho llcart. Dots beforotho crcs, Headache over tho right cyo, Koatlca.ness, with fitjal drenras, Illzhlr colored Urine, and CONSTIFATION. TEXT'S PILLS aro especially adapted to eucli rases, ono doso ctrccts oueli a ehftiS"offeolltinstonstonlsUtliosuU"cror. . They jHcrtnse the Appetite, red cams the body ui TnUo on I''lcli.t;mi ttio eytcm Is Jiourjgliuil.iird liylhclrTonlo Action tn l ho llgetlveOrn;n.n,ltreiilar Stools nro prodw.1. Prlcnurso. -t Murrj-M..rV.. '?PBBII?'aSJi Chat IIait. or Wut'KKiiS ohnnged to a Otxusr Black by a slnglo application of IhUBTB. it lmpart3 n utiturnf color, nets instantaneously, told by Druggists, or Kent by oxprcst on receiptor 01. Oftico,44 Murray St., How York. EnvouscEBrLin OllOAHiaWlUXi.Ef f I oca y.&nd uuraeroc loobcurbaireiisnn, oi: UlnctLo cUtled phr youthful iniTzcTzUin 1UU t.iJ I4UUIUI. V ovoifcrMnworlr. Avoi i .c uipccntcnci prc:c tesedlca tot thts 4- .- nti A Radical Cunc rsn J1J c:rcui f end Trhi Ptc crhl.KD tri-"EEnd. dot r.ct ii.if rf:ro with tutcn Itrnfn bntir'it. op rnn TttTcoroa l2AR30V US' DUeCVEH is int-il r-TictInn4of iha hn I w.ttc!: cie'av. 'Ilia r.at JiWvsANDCAarc Tar"anc"?!it3ri li rctforcii jcl llf?. which Tiate tec wn TfnTit.it. n nnV athernticntbfcom-irr.fc ftjful tnrl npltJlypalM dot' conn jr. aenta cu ct. x.oua. jnt. rJIIPTy5? ?6RBOMfiINotnTrus: 1 ,y7 , . Asicar tcrgviof o'lr Acp iRnc. RAINBOW RUPTURE BliAHF I nwnoa f urkoiten. Sena for circular 'withtMii! rl .iiVf ?3.1-ocnt!St,ot I.oulf. Mi? J,'i1iL,;"l"n",lt,.?i,?a "'I klnd of rorflcnl IWantACEIITStoSEU. tub MISSOURI STEAWI Washer 1 ct 8,od chsrseUr and Inlelllvtncr, SlSl'lSTkrrlror? tntMl. A Mk' trial o( tSff.VA;1" h 110 retyrmeii at my eirtnw tt not K . iSfSr'- thousand wrr Cf nL t h hwttt iinhor In Irl.R, I "i?4 fVa capable aeaata UIO raonoj. In- I ex Uliutratod clrcnl.ronil tarmaotapsno svldresa. J. WORTH, at. LOUIB. Mo SrcttooTer300r"r rnnt tirniit kut!- iniitkt Family . j cr ""'sola, porfct In otiurntion, liuj cT FA&.ILY COFFtE I.0A3TLR ST. LoaiS. Lto. Tor Newfil Desigea on.) Most ri8Ulnrabl Styles of DRESS GOODS, DRY GOODS, GROCERIES, PROVISIONS, SILVERWARE, &c, &o. GO TO - E. H. SNYDER, Bank Street, Lehightori. Giioila uuaranledl and prices us low as else whete for Hie tame quality of iroodi. July 18,ISS5-ly ' mPAniirrjCMnke SIO to tlJO rr month I u.luUUlWrelllnK our Ktakuard IIooi.h lie Ilium, .btaailv won lur Kprlox and Mitninir. Address J. 0. Alc l.'vuur k Oo., l'Blladelphla. J j DROP IN AT THE J oaruon aavocate OFFICE FOR Cheap Printing ! TO CONSUMPTIVES. Ibe sdrrrtlier liarlnir barn nennanantlc rurc.l that ilri-ad llre a. I luixu million, by a tiwple roiU'Or. ( uuiluni tv make knon lu bt fellott sutfarers tho iitrans ot aura. To all v ' o oirr It. lis uillwmi eupyofthe j.rctL i tluu (Iff.), wtib tkfdlrrrtloui lor ltiirl4 and Ullu tba larro Kliluli thry will fir 1 i l ii rnou fort'"Uhi. t'oltl. I'un tu im. ii, Anhiua, lln.li, Ac 1'ari l W Ilit tiia (T.crit'tiuu. win i.le.iu al'irrs, lnV V. ' MILIUM. M liin Hirt, . UJiu:jtl N wt.'.'-ly. TOTT'S I'm11"1!- n ju 1 ; ' ,' MISCELLANEOUS. Th3 kins of Ulani lias about llircd huilJred children. Tills oxplatm ivlio iho favorite hymn among the people, of Utah Is "Just ai Slam." "That Terrible Man" Is tho lltlo of v current story. Wo all know blru. Ho h tho father of the boy with the drum, lie lives next door. rileilPilos!! Files ! 1 1 Sure cure for blind; bleeding and .tchlne nllfcs. One box has cured the vorsl case of 20 years standing. Na one teed suffer live minutes after using tvilllam's Indian rilo Oinimcnt. Itab otbs tumors, allays itching of tho pri vate parts, nothing else. .Sold.by driiR tlsls and mailed on' rccoipt'of price, $U William's Mfg. Co;. Vcw'.r., Cleveland, 0. S61d at Thomas drug store. " ' There Is no miserable,- hidebound spirit of.cxclusivcriqss in..i'cnncsspc". A man who is lo be hung 'thcrnan lnylto three friendi to thecxceutlon. ' In walking, thc'Vvedkcrbf'two per sons , takes .the arm. of the stronger. This is why dudes always takes tho ladlos' arm. To Young Xadlt!. If your Uf6 is made a burden owing to oucKneaas, pnnpies ana otuor eruptions on the face marring your beauty and causing so much chagrin, it is no longer necessary to cnuure it. nr. iiagg's r'amilv Ointment will ccrtafulv rcmovo all such blemishes and leavd your akin sou, smootn ana ucauttiui. sold by an druggists and nulled on receipt of price, 20c. Williams Mf'ir. Co.. Prbn's.. Cleveland, 0. Sold at' Thomas' drug store. A young man in Boston who inher ited 5280,000 got away with it In three .years' time, and he never had an extra pair of suspenders at that. Tho reason a man kirks when his wife presents him with twins is because ho thinks she Is ovcr-bcar.'ns. Tho Art of Getting Vieorons Is comprised in ono vsry simple piece of advise, improve digestion.' No elabor ate system of dietetics is needed. If you lack vigor, U3e systematically that pleasant promoter of it, Hostcttcr's Stolnach Hitters. If vou take this-hint, and do not' commit any excesses, there is no reason why you should not gain in strength, appetite and weight. Hosts of wuuom invaiius aro to-uay ounuiug a foundation for years of vigorous health with this sound and thorough renovatot of a deiapidatcd physique and falling energy. Dyspepsia is eradicated by it, and the constitution fortified against disorders to which, if it wcro exposed, it might succumb notably malarial fever. Rheumatism, Inactivity of lbs kidneys and bluldcr, nervousness, and their var ious symptoms, disappear when it Is used with persistency, not abandoned after a bslcf Irregular trial. June 20, 'SC-Iy. Bank directors are supposed lo know what the clerks of tho banks do. Clerks know what the directors do, but they would not like to tell. "All I want is a single heart," writes a poetess. Vrobably sho is trying to till a bob-tail fiuih. Who docs not delight to see a good- looking face? Yet erysipelas disfigures tho features almost beyond recognition. But that Is not the worst of it. Thi disease Is as dangerous as it is repulsive. It is sometimes called "St. Anthony's Fire," and often causes sudden death.' Mr. S. B. Carpenter, of Orandvillc, N. Y., had It in both ices and was cured by Dr. Kennedy's Favorite Itcmedy. This medicine excels all others for tltr blood. Especially adapted to persons in feeble, health. The most practical of recent gradu ates hails ficm Fennsjlvanla. The sub ject of her graduating essay was. "Wanted a man'." A man feels a prldo In being spoken of as "ono of tho oldest inhabitants," but a v oman never docs. Hay Fever. nuiuvui t iviiuiii.iii allium iiu.i' hay fever (a most annoying and loath some alllictiou) slnco the summer o 187il, and, until 1 used lily's. Crean Balm, I was never able to find any re lief. I can say that Cream Balm cure me. I would not be without It dm In thft Imv fovrr fcrnenn. T.. "M flnnrf-l. BIcghamton. J. Y. IlAy Fiiveh. I have used T.W Cream Balm for hny fever, and havce pcrienced great relief. I recommend 1 as tho best of nil the remedies 1 ha. tried. T. B. Jcnks, I.nvvycr, Gran, L'apids, Mich. Price &0 cents. Much of tho "morning of tho deer deep sea," heard at Coney Island is un doubtcdly earned by the playing of Hit brass bands. The Terrible Brain Which scrofula has upon the system must be arrested, and the bbod must bt purified, or serious consequence will en sue. I'or purifying and vitalizing ef lects, jioou s fcarsaparllla lias beci found superior to any other preparation. It expels every trace of Impurity firm tho blood, and bestows 'now life nni Vigor upon every function of Hie body cnaoiing it to entirely overcome ulseate If you want to avoid the heat of tin city go to the seashore. If ou want ti avoid the heat of the sea-shore stay ii the city. Therfi la nn nnrtnt' UfoVafttnnVl wlir the enemy can miiko n loilgmcnt tha tlio "A'lnnmrltlttpr" will lint lin.ll.li,. and put him to rout. Impurity ol uioou is tne parent oi utseaso; the liver, the stomach, the lung, the ncrvcs.cverj vuai orpin is auecieu primarily from this caiiic, and in tills direction tin Vinegar Bitters acts with magical In tluence. A man In California has two pairs of ears. If he knows on which side his bread is buttcied wo think he will stay single. By taking AVer's Sarsaprilla many a poor sufforcr vi ho submits to the sur geon's knife because of malignant sores and scrofulous swcllincs.mlght be caved, sound and whole. This will puree out the corruptions which pollute the blood. ana oy wiucn sucu complaints are orlgi natcd and fed. It is remarkable what a difference there Is: tho sensation when you git a letter inclosing a ten dollar bill and when you get one inclosing a bill for ten dollars. The secret art of beauty lies not in cosmetic, but only In pure blood and a haalthy performance of the vital func tions, which can beobtalnoil by using Burdock Blood Bitters. Shopkeeper "Aif pound of tea, mem? Which will you have to-day, mem black or green?' Female "Black, please; its for a funeral." Some paople think It very funny to laugh at a lolleoinan, but we have passed through the city several times late at night and seen r.oibtug to laugh ct LIKE HISFATHER. Ho was afflicted wlthstono In the Bladder Mr S. V. lilcltl, ot Pleasant Valley, DuelirrsVminly, li". Y, the ton' of Mr. K H. lin ks, wliraa llatnn may lisve oppoare.1 in tlii journal In contuTtinti wilh ansr tii'le timlllar to lllta, Has. Ilkf his lallirr, utllit'ieil with gtntie in the ll'mtiler, only thai his ram v.iis more serious thon lua father' Tha lallier Hvls-d 111" son In writ" In Dr. Ddtil K"iitily, nr-Rmiilnut, N Y, I'D SHllI, VTOIllllt.il llllll WllBt to do 1'r K.Mine Iv repiiail,aiiirtcratiMi; the i i Ki;NNi:uYrt KAVoitrn: hemk llY. wliti I' li"'l iii knl so Mure-ii til y in tin- t tocr'a raa.. , Mr. Illclia. wno had bern a-mrnl 1iv II e lurjil iii.jsTiHiis t Is it t, tlo'V ioiild,ilif, ir''t'.1iiB more' li'f hiln triil I'.WOIH I K HEM ElY. Allnr two week's tire ol it he pa-md a stun ot-au Itirh lonit and ol'ttn- InifiKiii'i ut a'pi'inrtlHii. Site, tlipn he Hhs Iihi i hi a) in'li'h i I'tljf teltliri nl the trouVlu. llele Is ah'k iiiaVi heleil. Vliat:lirtti-r. rerulta muM' iave been x wrleiU Wliiitltrcatrrlieiieflt C iUld liie.ll. ral HderieiriiiilerT The etui was galnr'd tli.a.t is surely-enounh 'Hr, JCyriiiPflr ' aurrs thepulille, by' n renMlioii which he ranttot Hllorrl to imperil, that tha FAV0K ITB 11EMEDY does InvlgoraHMhe WibkI, curef liver, kidney anil biaddi-r mliiplanils as well as lhoe dlssrs hiiiI weikuctits peculiar to females Th'iufamla ol Uta.teTiil People voluntarily tesiilv in letter to Dr. Kennidy. with a warii'ith'and fullness of wofils nhleh mere business rioruments nn.l ceitlErstes nfer p,eia, what"Fayorite Retneily," the rrt specifia for blind, liver end , kidney disor ders, has dono for them and tbelr friends. $1 ' ,.. 13 VEEEg; The TOMCE GAZETTE will he mailed, rarely wrapped, to any dress in Ihn United Stutes lor three months on re'eeijitof' ONE DOLLAR. Liberal dlsrniint nl lowed l putmaslers, nircnla and Hubs Sample copies mailed free. Address all order to RICHARD K. FOX, Fiunkux Eqoabe, N. Y. May SO, 1885-ly Pictures ! Pictures! Picte!! PICTURES Copied and Enlarged in nil sizes from card to lil'e size, viz: Oil Portraits, Water Colors, Pastels, Crayon, India Ink and Photos. All work guaranteed or.no pay. All we' ask i.i a Iriul. (live u n call aud be eouvinced. No. 105 North Eighth Street, ALLENTOWN, Pa. I'UAXKM.N S.VXIin:. Jlnnngrr. J. S. KRKIDI.KII, Agent. OUDKHS bit i,t iheCAim s Advi cate Oflico tll r-cefvo prompt utteiiliou. Feb. 28-Jy Bear Saloon and Kpstanraiit 1143 Vino St., rtllaaolphia. Dennis Gilbort, Proprietor. Tho I'a" Is Tunrlrlied with choice Ulnars Froh r.ijr-r, and other refreshments. Per sons trom ilin l.i liluli Valley vlrlilnir I'hlla deliihla lire respcetlully Invited to ulvo me a call. Hunsis UlLUUKT, 21urch '29, 1-21-tr. XRT A "NT'PTiT'l n rcrreson t at Iveof v J.I A JXJ n, nililri fa lo travel AT1 OTVJfTP! Hirouiih l.'arbnn conn- VdJ.N V- J y w I t II VALDAHLK vvnnKa roil srtn t (i.AfPKB ok iii'binks mkn AM) mi hamc a who tinilerftnnd inn' need Hn in, ulvlnu" their oulirf lit aliihts pioHta llln rul. eay iind quick: enn reler to ui ntlemi n earlnu iV loiso n no k lin ar I'li'iMett wtlli He w ik: inh itu rdinl -n quireil; write for particular It you menu ImM. ii.1kIv. nee. trililo or pn vlnu etnpl y-in-nt nnd ye'eiii iia l'nlll.cr. "alllner 6V ' v 'I II A e . N w n i k H SLAT-ID Stock Fat-m, Crosso llo, Wayno Co., Mich. SAVAQK & FA1INUM, PaoritiBitma. Patrecli Ua. XX men. IMPORTED Percheron Horses. All stock silected from the fret of sires nd dims of eatabhshed reputation and registered in tha French and American stud bocks. ISLAND HOME Is beautifully altuated tt the head of (jitoss Ux la ths Detroit River, ten miles below the City, and Is accessible by railroad and rteamboat. Visitors not tsmllur with tho location may call at city office. i Campau lluildin!', and an escoit will accompany em to the tarra. Send for catalogue, free by Address. hAVACi & I'Aamiu, Detrclt. Mich. Nerve-Life Vigor This cat shows the Howard Electric AND Hagliotic Shield as sppllcd over the Ktd lie a and Nervo-vltul centers. Tin) only ap- PUatice made that ilts every part of the body, and the ouly one needed to fOMTlVILT CUB! Kidney Dlaenao It licuiimtleill, El y b i e p 1 it . the Voorst caees of ttiiiliiiil Weak lie, I!x Inula lion, Iiuiioien cy, nnd all lile eusea andWeak iieaaor the Urlno C2rnICi,l tflrfrnliM Patented Fob. SS, 1S70. YOTOO MEN., from inny IndhcreUon, lack nerte force and full to attain (tmigth, MIDDIX-AOEI) MEN often lack vigor, nttrihnt In; it to tha progrut of years. Tho MOTIIElt,VIVl nnd MAID, sofferinsfrom Temslo M'eakness, Nervous Debility soil other all. menu, will find it the only cere. To ono and-all we wy that the fihicld jives a nat ural aid In a imtnrnl May iviTiiorr uitftioixo tuu aTOM.cn. AVnrraiitixl Ono Year, uml tlio beat uppllatico itutdc. Illastrated runiphlel, TIHtP.n TYPES OP MEN, slso Vampbh t for l.adloa only, aent ou receipt of Cc, tealudi iiuacukid, 1'ltEF.. American Galvanic Co., OFFICES. 103 t hemut St., rtilln. I OF THE FARMERS' COLUMN. Tox Ifutt'lng in the United F tiles. Tha horse demanded by'fox huntors,tt rarely fpnnd among thoroughbreds; "but by 'Crossing ilioroughbrcd sta'llons upon stong, cold-blooded marcsraflcr two or three' cro'sves, an -animal Is pfod treed, which vylll carry a hcavy"mhri;a6rdsslho country,, taking fences and ditches 'with ease, and keepnj well up vvltli the hounds. Thus tve have the 'English hunter as an almost distinct breed of horses not entirely distinct, ' however, for there must be constant recurrence to the race horse, for courage, 'endurance and nerve, which can be perpetuated by and obtained from no other source. Not only does fox hunting develop the highest qualities In these two racesof our domestic animals, but its value In developing high qualities In man, Is' not to bo underrated. In thoso countries whero tho young men of the higher classes arc not given to such sports and pastimes as develop thoroughly their physical powers, the wealthier clasios become ttfcle and degenerate. Military exercises tend to overcome this, but effect comparatively few,' while In Great Britain, the national sport of' "riding to hsunds," makes men, not only of the sons of'the nobility, but of thousands of y ung men and women whoso -wealth makes them Independent of manual labor as a necessity. To 'bo a good horseman, or horse woman, for both sexes Indulge In this sport,' requires aud induces health, vigor, nerve, coolness, good judgment, pluck and enthusiasm. These qualities, which cannot bo too greatly valued, are devel oped In a high, perhaps In the highest degree, by fox hunting as practiced In almost all parts of Great Britain and Ireland, hence It is with pleasure that wo see fox hunting according to tho English rules and practice.rapldly grow ing in favor In this country. The fox himself, according to modern practice, really plays an inconspicuous part. Wcro the hunt from the first to be a genuine one, in all those parts of the country where foxes are rare, or have been en tirely exterminated, as they have been from some limited sections, for example, upon Long Island, N. Y., or upon the Island of Khodo Island (Newport); there would either be no sport, or If foxes wero caught and brought thither, 'the hunt would be a very brief one, lack(ng interest in all Important particulars. It Is really very tame sport, in fact, no fun for any participants except the dogs, when the poor little fox Is quickly run down, and set upon by a pack of irsll hounds. Hence a scent-bag Is dragged across the country for several mllej,. so that botli dogs and hunters arc tolerably well blown, when suddenly lleynardi who has been confined in a box, is liberated. lie quickly takes In, the sltu ation,makcs the best of his opportunities to gain coverof some sort. Thdtslght of him, and the fresh real scent, gives fresh vigor and "tongue"- to tho pack. and excites the hunters, who-novv have a real object In view, to the exercise of all their skill. The "brush," or Hail, becomes tho reward of him or her, .who is first "In at tho death," while the "mask," or skin of the head,tho "pads;' or skin of tho haunches, and the thus mutilated pelt, go to others, aud so ends the fox limit, unless, indeed, a grand supper and Uanco in the evening, 'bo considered the real ending. Am. Arft'l culturM. ' - A Walkintr Skeleton. , Mrs. K. Springer, of Mcehanlcsburg, At,, writes: "l was atlllcteJ with' lung ivvr and als?ess on luns3. and red.iiv o a walking skeleton. Got a free trial 'le of Dr. Kind's Xew Discovery fur C iiiiiiptlon, which did me so much g l that 1 bought a dollar bottle. Afur . uiig tnreu uotlles, found myself ence more a man, completely restored to health, with a hearty appetite, and a ; un in nesn ot d lbs." Call at T. I), 'i luiiias' drug store and lit a free trial bottle of this certain ure for all lung diseases. Large bottles J1.00. Selecting the Milkers as Yearlings. The Scottish Agricultural Society, of the ( o tuty of Ajr, has a system of offering high prizes for yearling heifers, vvhhh prizes are not to be awarded until t ey tome t milk and are then again p e mi ed In competition. The young animals, "quays," as the call them, arc of courso selected with care, and each brings a number of his myst promising ones, They are marked and registered, ind at the end of a year they, or a few of them certainly a much reduced number meet again In tho ring, and judgment is passed, 'ihls system Is worthy of imitation everywhere. It cultivates the ability lo judge cf tho! future value of a cow while still unde veloped; it makes milk an absoluts test of merit; gives early development in milk-giving Its just weight, and honors the breeder's judgment, as well as his s till In breeding. Besides, it excites great Interest, aud Is of great advantage to the, show, on account of the numbers of young tilings brought out, and sub jected to thorough scrutiny and com parison. Then there is just , chance enough In it to give an added zest,. .No doubt, pcoplo would be. found rash .and unprincipled enough, tq bet -on Utelr heifers, or on the more promising ones of a neighbor, or on the daughters oi a favorite bull, and however wrong betting may be, It adds to the Interest and profit of a show. Am. Agrieulturitt. Powers of the Unite! States. Hon. James N. Kerns. United States Marshal of Peuinylvanla, writes that during the severs winter weather his family used Bed Star Cough Curtv and I were much, benefited by It. lie. states that he knows no hlng better hi reliev ing colds or sore throat. Most pears should be picked before getting mellow: a very few kinds, like the Itostlczer, ripen well on the troe. j Where a fruit treo has not been trained from the start, the best time to note what pruutng Is needed, is just aftei the fruit Is picked. The cross limbs and shoots will then make them selves noticeable, and can be cut out, or, if large, marked wfth a string for late fall pruning. I Corkscrew Soils Qohf $22. H. H. PETERS' THIS TAIILOIS, Announces to tils ciietnmers and the rllitena penerallv that lie is "OK I) EPIC" with ono of the Largest audi ni"sl Fashionable Slucm of Spring & Summer Styles or FOItEIGXA DOMESTIC minulsotured CLOTHS, CASSIMERES AND SUITINGS, ever. before rhonn in this s'c-tion, nnd at price", tm, that defy competition. Nona hut tha beat of workmen mn I employed, henco the Best anteed In every rase. Also, on bend a lull and Failiinnable line OF gents: furnishing goods . . of newest styles, Including Collars, Cuffs, Neck-Ties, Hose, &c, &o Da sure you call and examine ponds nnd prices before gofng elsew'here. H. H. PETERS, The Tailor, POST-OFFICE- BUILDING, Bank Street, - - April 18, 1685-lr Rateliff & Clmbb, BAKERS and CONFECTIONERS, AND DEALERS IN- ICE CREAM, PEANUTS, &C. FRESH HUH, ID BISCUITS every day. Delivered in town on Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday. ACKOWLEDGED to - - V16ATABLES. LEWIS respectfully informs his' ninny has removed his BOOT LEWIS WEISS, BAM Slreet, LIHIGBTOH Aorll 4. ISKS.lv WHO IS UN ACQUAINT 3D WITH THE Uli UT liXAIflirfirtu x IC ASHSssSLV. st i kS? ? f v .CHICAGO. ROCK ISLAND & PACIFIC RAILWAY By ro-JJin of lMco.if-l position and closorcl t!on to ell principal lines Tcetrnd VOJt, -vt inlt a and tcrmln :1 pol vs, conaltuto i t! o mcst importcnt mid-ccntl-nontu link In that system ot throuT'v transportation which Invltea nnd laclll tatootra.vcle.ntt trades botwoaa clti03 of tho Atlcntla nnd 1-ccillc Co: Eta. It 13 aioouiQ tavonto ana rxuc ruuts r- . . . 1 .1 I .... I,..., ouuvaujaitiuiuAiiitJuiiuiu. ijiou. . . -.w. Tho Root: I?land oyat na lnclude3 in Iti mcln lino and brrnches, Chlcasa, Jallot Ottawa, Laflallo, I'oorli, Qenasop. Molino end Hock Ieland. In Illinois: Uwonport, Mussatlno, Washington, Feirflcld. Ottumwn. OElcnlcoea West ijioorty, lowa uity, una saoina. inuiunoiH, wintt'rcuu iiuanuc, iuiuxviiiu, Audubon, Harlan, Quthrla Oontro end Council Dlufi's. In Iowa; Ucllatln, Trent in, camoron ana icansia tnty, m In ICtnilaa: Albert Vo Miimoapoll3 and uauoca. ana uunaroaaui inbw'iuiuuiai.u uuets. iuhlb, viuuncauiiu oiuuuun. THE GREAT ROCK ISLAND ROUTE Guarantors its patrons that nonso of personal security nflordod byncolid, tVinrniiThlir h 11-wtad roid.bod; smonth trackQ of continuous etool rail: cub. stintlally built oulvort3 and Dri'lsoa: rolllnsr etcck as noar porfoctlon as human sUll can matco It; tho safety appliances of patent buffers, platforms oporatlon of alf its train Ot'ir spoclaules of this rduto aro Transfers at all comrjetraj points la Union Depots, ad tlio unourpateod comforts nnd TaoFast Express Tr.iin-s botvveon rhlcngo end tho Mlf sourl nivornro com posador woll ventilitod, flno'y upliolstrred Day Coaches. Ucrrnitlcent Fullman Palaco Gloapore or tlij latest -lobm, and Bumptuous Dlnlmr Ccrs, In wblrh elaborately cookod meals aru lelsurolv oaten, "(rood Digestion weltlnfj on Appotlto, and lloatt'i on both." Between cblcarro and Knncas City and Atchison, aro also run tbo Celobrated Iteclinlnx Cbclr Cars. THE FAPtOUS ALBERT LEA ROUTE, Is tho direct and favorite lino botwoon Cbicaoro and Minneapolis nnd Bt. Paul, whom connsctlona aro mad i In Union Donota for all polntn In tho Territories and British Provinces. Ovor thU route. Past Express Trnlns ore run to tho flHIl mafhar TVrtEOr LINE, vii betwoenllowport Norm. Richmond. Cincinnati. Indbinapolln. i nd Lafayctto end Council Bluffs. Kansas City, Mln oapolls and St- Paul and lntermcdlato points. For dstallod information see Maps and Folders, obtalnablo as well en Tickota. at rll principal Tlctot Offices In tho United ritatoa and Canada; cr by addrosng- R. R. CABLE, E. 8T. JOHN, PrsiWrnl ana Omsrsl Hinsjer, CMcsg. Oine-ll Tlcktt six! Psssenjtr Antnt, CMcsga. workmanship and Fit is Guar L.ehighton, Penn'a. be HEADQUARTERS FOR AND - WEISS friends and customers that he AND SHOE STOI E Into the NEW BUILD1KO, nearly opposltohls Old Stand, an. 1 that he Is now reeelvlrtf end opcnlnjr up for tneir Inspection a very large and fashionable line ot irclbtclcctcd Boots, Shoes, Gaiters, Hats, Caps. UMBRELLAS.&C., sultablo for SPRING aud SUMMER WEAR. AT PRICES TO SUIT THE TIMES ! and Invites you to call and ejnmlne Uooda and Irurn prices Lefore pur ehiflnir elKwuere. SATISFil". T10.N In all c.ires fully ifuarnntecd Kemeinber, Till! NEW SlUItE op posite me ti ot of lit I I !''I'T CEOCRAPHY OF THIS COUNTRY, WILL inia mar, inai nu (3 ma irom pomts iu st, nunacani. una Mrr - VtV,,.,,,.. rnH dnnllininnt uissoun; Leuvonwonn rtna Atcnieon, Bt Paul, In Minnesota: Watertown in Rpnnm nnd TCnnlrakoe. has been onened The LittleBent Pin. A LITTLE FAMILY BTOltY WITH VAltlOtIB ILLUSTrtATlO.VS. Tlie parlor lamp shed Its peaceful rays on a happy group of five persons. There was the hcad-of-tlic-famlly, and tlie ono who called himself the licad-of-the-fam-lly, tliclr two daughters, aged respec tively eighteen and eight, and a boy of eleven years. The father carefully re moved a bent pin from the scat of tho rocking chair, aud stood holding It be tween his thumb aud fore-linger. "My, son," ho said pompously, "did you ever, when you saw a discarded, bent, Httlo pin, patuo and reflect how long It took to make it, and how many different hands contributed toward fash ioning It as It was? It Is an Instructive and beneficial subject of contemplation. In the first place, there worn the miner who dug the metal It Is compossd of; the men who transported it to the fac tories; the workmen who made the pins; the workmen who sharpened them; the men who packed them; the dealers who sold them to tradesmen; the men who carried them to the stores and the sales man who rfctallcd them over tlio counter Just think what an army of laborers handled that crooked little pin!' Yes,' said his son and heir reflective ly, 'hut you leit out a lot, pa.' How so?' asked the old gentleman, In a tone of surprise. 'Well, there was the old lady who bought a paper of 'em; there was her biggest daughter who took one to pin up the rip In tlie waist of her dress; the young man who told them at the ofllce that It was a cat that made that railroad map scratch on the hack of his hand; i .1. i .i uiu gin s nine uruiuur iviiu uurrui.-Uj the pin to make It Into a fish-hook; the little sister whose fctravv hat he took to keep his anglc-worin9 in, and his old father who sal down on the bent pin when Ills little boy got tired of fishing. They all had a hand In It, tool' 'No,' said tho old gentleman, as he threw the pin In the fire and took up his newspaper. 'You are drawing on your Imagination,, I never found a pin that went through such a series of ex periences iii my life.' 'May bo you have'nt, but you will,' remarked his sou and heir. 'No, no. Kun out and play,' replied Ills father. 1 am going to sit In my ' but before he sat down he noticed that his eldest daughter was mending a tear In her diess, while the Httlo one was wiping the stain front a straw hat, so lie pushed his arm-chair aside with a suspicious glance at a gleaming point in tlie scat, and sank wearily on to tlio sofa. However, ere he had fairly touched its surface hu bounded toward the zenith with a yell of anguish.' 'The old man couldn't very well have helped finding It,' said the small boy to himself, as he stopped to regain his breath two blocks off, ',cause there was a pin in every blame piece of f urniturn in that room. My, hut won't ma give it to hlui forsvvcarlnglikc that, though.' Life. Colic and Grabs in my mules and horses Igavealmmons Liver Regulator. I have not lost one that I gave It to. K. T. TAYLOII, Agent, for Grangers of C!a. Clay and Adams. now m:xiiv tuiskud tub tables ox J011. tJUlNCV NEATLY. From tlie Cleveland Leader. It recalls to my nilml a very funny story 1 heard In a party of Congressman last night, lclatlng a repartee which Clay made at a dinner table there In resiionso to a joke upon him attempted by John Qulncy Adams, "If was," said the Congressman, "at a dinner party given ' to the American Commissioners after the conclusion of the treaty. Henry Clay told mo the story himself. He was sitting in the seat of honor at the right of the head of the table'nnd im mediately opposite him was sitting John Qulncy Adams. Mr. Adams seldom made a joke, and when hearo.se and spoke as follows about Mr. Clay, there waa no mnn In the party more aston ished than Clay. Said Adams: "We have at last finished the business which called us to this convention, and I am glad of It. Not that our relations have not been pleasant, but 1 think it high time that my friend Mr. Clay should de part. 1 think It to the Interest of him self and family that lie should so at once. Because, gentleman, at the hotel, at which vvu both stop theie is a tcrvlng maid, young, rosy and falrto look upon. This fair girl was met by Mr. Clay this morning, just in tlie hall outside my room, and I distinctly heard him offer her a live franc piece for a single kiss from her cherry ml lips. Like a good girl she scorned his offer, tore herself from his embracing arms, and rundown the hall." The assault was so unexpected that Clay blushed lo the temples, and was for a moment at loss for a reply. As John Qulncy Adams was closing, liovvever,hc noted tlio well-known weakness of Mr. Adam's eyes, which at all times are full of water, and kept him constantly mop ping up tlie tears. While the attention of the diplomats were so directed at Mr. Clay he pulled out his handkerchief and wiped his eyes with a significant imita tion of Adam's gesture. He then slow ly rose and said, as he looked up and down the table, and finally fixed his wonderful orbs on Mr. Adam's face: "What the gentleman opposite mo has said Is all true. It Is true that the girl was very beautiful. And tt is true that her Hps were very tempting to me. The story of my failure to-pick the cherries is also true as far as It goes, but the whole of the story has not been told. I did offer tho maiden live francs for a kiss, but as I attempted to take It she sprang from my embrace and indignantly ex claimed, 'Do you think that I am such a fool as to give you a kiss for five francs when I've refused that old gentleman across the hall, who was offering mc twenty with tears in his eyes." The laugh vvas on Adam's. He took the joke angrily, and for several days would not speak to Clay. Clay, how e -er, went to hlin and apologized, lay ing he had been dumb-founded by Adam's remark, and that the more to, I because It contained more of truth than ; fa icy. I To Regulate m FAVORITE HOME REMEDY U warranted not to contain a tingle par title of Mercury or any Injurtoui sub stance, but Is pure I j- vegetable. It will Cure all Dleaases caused by Derangement of the Liver, Kidneys and stomach. If your Liver U out of order, then your whole system It deranged The blood is impure, the breath cftenvej you hav headache, feel languid, dlipirited srtd nervous, To prevent x more serious con Giuon, take ait once Simmons LIVER REGULATOR. If ymilead sedentary life, or suffer with KldriPT Affection, avoid stimulants and take Simmons Urer Regulator Sure to relieve. If you have eaten anything hard of digest ion, or feel heavy after meals or sleepless at night, take a dose and you will feel relieved and sleep pleasantly. If you arc a miserable sufferer with Constipation, Dyapepsta and JUlIouanoai, sek relief at once in Simmons Liver Regulator. It does not require continual doting, and costa but a trine. It will cure you. If you waVe up In the morning with a bitter, bad taste In your mouth, in M T7T1 Simmons Uver Regulator. It cor 1 U K K recti the Bilioui Stomach. iwccHna A AtIJ the Breath, and cleanses the Purred Tongue. Children often need some sale Catbar tic and Tonic to laverl approaching slckneu. Simmons Uver Regulator will relieve Colic, Head ache, Sick Stomach, Indigentlon, Dysentery, and the Complaints incident to Childhood. At any time you fed your system need cleansing, toninp, regulating without violent purging, or stimulating without Intoxi cautrg, Usee mi PREPARED BT J. H. ZEILIN & CO., Philadelphia, Pa. REMOVAL! Dr. C. T. Horn, lteipcctfully announces to his customers anft tlie peoplo Kencrally tl.atbe has removed his UltUU STOKE Trom Leuckcl's UulliUug to bis newstore room opposite the Publlo Squar Bank Stroot, Lohighton, Pa., nhcrn be Will be pleased to receive friends and the public, aad supply them Kith. Pure Drugs & Medicines, Fancy and Toilet Articles, Lamps and Lamp Fixtures, Stationeiy & Choice Cigars. together villi a fine line of latest designs la Wall Paper AND . DecorationS, at Loaiit Prices. Persons can alto, obtain Ilro-U lasses ami Spectacle', properly' al. tutted to their sIkIii at reaaunnhlt) prjcis. Prescriptions compounded with car. ljr or night. neitember, THE (JK.NTllAr. lJUUO Store, Feb.2..yl Du. t. T. 110.KH. LAND! Claims a specialty, a nil WAR It AN IS.AUlllTKINiL IltlJIKSTKA II f'KUTl I'llllT. lis and all kinds nf I.ANJl SUK1PT ImtKlit ami sold. I.Hriio Stock, anil lltirheft I'rloes paid. Do you tant tp ell or Imy 7 If se, write to A, A. TIIUMAS, Attorney at Lair, Washington, U. O. Jon. S-tfc. Central Carriage Works Bank. St., Lehlglilou, Pa., Are prepared to Manufacture Carriages, Buggies, Sleighs, Spring ;Wagon, &c., Of every description, In the most substantial manner, and at Irfmeit Cash Prices Repairing: Promptly Attended to THEXLBR & KREIDLER, April 29, 1882 yl Proprietors. WM. DUFFY & SON, of East Mauch Chunk, are prepared to iln all kinds of Plastering; & Ornamental Wort at shortest notice. Orders by mall will r ceivo prompt attention. Terms moderate or goodwork. teulitf MANHOOD Ueatorrd. A ircntle man bartnjr Innocently contracted the habit uf eelf nhaie In his youth, and In ronrcepjeneo rulleretl all the horrors of Sexual Incapacity. Let Man. hood, Phislriil Iteray. tlt-nernl Proatratlon. etc , "III, nut ol sympathy fur his telloir ,unrrer, mall tree the recipe hy which ho was finally i-ured. Addro'S tit confidence J. W. PlNKUY, CedsrSt., New York, dec.lifly TTTTyf innro money lhan at anything ela by W I IVtaklni; an uirency for the lien felllnir II lltbook nut lit'irlnners roeceed grand, ly. None tall. Term, free, IUli.ktt IIimik Co., Portland, Maine. Ueo?u-lr No Patf nt No Pay. PATENTS obtained for Inventors In the United States Oanadaand Vurnn t v.l,,f.rf r.l., with oor principal ofBce located in Washington, directly opposite the United States Patent Office, we are able to attend to all patent business with greater promptness and de patch anil at lees cost than other patent at torners who aro at a distance from Wash ington, and who havii. therefore, tn employ aaaocUte attorneys." We make preliminary examination! and lurnllh opinions as to pa. tentublllty, freo or charge, aud all who ars Interested In new Intention and patents ara" Invited to rend for a copy ol our "(lulde for obtaining Patents," which I tent free lo any address, and contains complete Instruc. tlont how to obtain patent and other valua ble matter. Wo refer to tho Herman-American National Hank Waahlngton, It. O.j tha Itoyal Swedlnh. Norwegian and iMnlih Lega tloni.at Warhlngton: Hon. Jos. I'a.ey, lata Ohlel .luMlee U. S. Court of Ulalmi; to tho IlIHI.il. nr h ff .J 1....... iti... ..j . ...... v. ...v v. . t,t-(ii r. lite. ui m benatorr and Members of Congress front AdilroMt I.OUI3 IIVCIOKlla. 0O So llcitorsur Patents and AttnrnctsatLaw Le.. Droit llulldlng WiuHiMJTos. I), i). TTprjlTTTa-pjcurpil hr our aitrla.nt - A 'J"C'Lollon Powder Sale, ore. cure il.oo. Ily wall with full dlrce tlnna. iiookfor: .cut alainp. PEET fc CO., SOI KUth Avenue, New Yors. deep ly MERCHANTS JBVHd." .WJ pmllis hy Introducing, tins of new goods. In .IlipenUhlu'o all famlll.a. will addrrst lor full partlrulars ! EALTH POOD CXuiraxr. n.7?tui Aenue. rswYork ti- ;r ly
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