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Coll nn.l oilier 1 brtot u-i. l.unir AfTeetlonH. tllKlimat-S A. IHIHIll IO..IIlllmr.l.al',S.A. Care: Bhsoastltc HsaiiMj. iglln.tHrhr, llcnd,rbB, Tontfaneho. El bprnln. Ilritl.M nKdsUMir 199 Fnlnanntl A.bM. aiE aiAiau a. tootiEn lu. bAiUoon, lit, C.3.A. THE DEAD LEASER AX ESOUSIt POnM THAT MAY KOW BR ltl lllCAD IXASiiniOA. Mourn, (or tu ho seems the last, Hi'tncniberliiB all'lils preatness in the Tnst. Nn innrt- in soldier ftishlon will he greet Yllli lifted hiind the uuzcr in the street. O friends, our chief statc-oraclo Is mute: Mouin for the mnn nf long-emlitrliiR blnoil. Tlio stKtesinuii-wnrrlnr, moderate, resolute, Whole in himself, a common Eoml, Mourn (or the man of amplest Inliuencc, Yet clearest of ambitious crime, Our irrcalest yet with least prvtrnce. Great In council anil great In war. Foremost captain i'I his time, llleli in savins rrmmcii sense, And, as the prcalest only are, In his simplicity stibilmo. O gnoil gray heart which all men knew. O voice frmn which their omens all men drew. O iron nerve to true, occasion true, O fall'n at length that tower of trenp,th Which stnoil four-squat o lo nil the winds that blewl Suth was he whom we deplore. The long sojf-sacilflcc of lire is o'er. The great world-victor's victor will be seen no more. f.o, the leader in lliese glorious wars Now to clorlnus burial slowly borne, l'ollmv'd by the braie of other huicl", He, mi wlioni from both her open bands Lavl-h honor rhowrr.il all her stars, A-ul efltuent fori uiip emptied rii her horr. Y'a. 1 -t 1 11 jood things await Illm Alio c nrea not to be great, , But is he snvrs or serves the slate. Not one or twice in our rough Island slorr. The path of fitly was the way to glory. lie that walks It only thirsting Fur the right, and lerrns to deaden Iivc of m If, before l.in Journey loses, Ua shall flud the stubborn thhllc bursting Into glossy purples, which oulrcdden All voluptuous garden roses. Not once or twice In our fair Island story, Tlio path of duty was (he way lo glory: He, that ever follow ing her commands. On with toll of heart and knees and hands Thro the long gorge to the far light has won His path upward, and prevall'd, Khali find the toppling crags of Duty sealed Are close upon the shining table-lands To which our God Himself Is moon and sun Such was he; Ills work Is done. But whllo Hie races of mankind endure Let his great example stand Colossal, seen of eveiy 1 md, And keep the soldier (lira, the statesman pare; Till in all lands and thro' 1 11 human story The path of duty bo ihe way togloryi And let the lands whose hearths be saved from shame For mai.v and nrmy an nse proclaim At civic rev 1 1 mid pomp and came. And when the Inng-ilhiinlnod cities (lime. Their evcr-loj al iron lender' lame, Willi honor, honor, honor, honor tu him, Eternal honor to his name. On Ciodnud (ind-llke men we build our truM, Hush, the Head March walls In llu people's i ars : Tho dark crowd mover, and there are sols i n I tears: Tie Mick earth yawns; tho nmital I'lsap. pcara; Ashes to nshos, dut todti't; He Is gone who seemed so great. Gone; but iiolhlng can bereave him Ol the lorce hi- made his own Being here, and we believe him Something fur advanced in Slate, And that he wears a truer crown 'I ban any wreath that miiit can weave him. Speak no more of his renown, Lay jour earthly lanelrs down, And in the vast calhidral leave him. God accept lilm, ( lirht receive Mm. from 7'rnnjion's n'tllinglon Oit. A SLIP OfTHE FEN. UY SAItA II. ROSE. Guy Outhrlo was: a town-bred vontli who found, upon Ids father's dcatb, that bis position was not quite what It used to bo -when ho had an overworked father to foot his bills and keep up ap pearances for himself and motherless sister. What the careless boy would bavo done, bail It not been for his father's maiden sister. Aunt Eaphronla, no one knows, but tho Immediately tent for tbo brother and sister, cautioning them to bring all tbelr belongings, for goinc to town was a luxury which tho or her de pendents did not often indulge in. "If it were anywhere but in the coun try," 6igbed Gny, ruefully, "I shouldn't feel to about it." "The green and Messed country," mused Susie, "I shall like it stove all things." "Yes, because you ore a girl, tad never have to do anything anyway.Now I'll have to plow and drag and transfer myself into a regular rustic, Just for tbo sake of my bread and butter a glorious prospect, certainly." "Beggars cannot be choosers," rc-1 turned Susie. And I shall have to work too; Aunt fcopha wrote that she expect- ed me to take care of the poultry." i "Quito a roostcrcratic appearance you will make, won't you?" laughed Guy, ruefully, "I shall not lltten to your fowl talk," sail Susie, quickly, endeavoring to route Gay from bis gloomy feelings. rrjAcoBs on fnrHai . m il M "Gobble, gobble, gobble," sang Guy from tho Mascotto. "Ba-a-a," oame a merry volea from tho doorway,and then George Maynard catno Into tho room, saylug: "Practicing up for tbo stngo, Guy? t thought I'd run in for a particular part ing call before you left U3." Tho young man addressed himself to tils friend Guy, but hli eyes were fixed upon Susie, and ho drew his chair up to her side. "Very'grateful, I am, sure," returned Guy, mischievously. "But, as my at tractions always grow small and beauti fully less when compared with those of my sister, and as I cannot consent to play the wallflower, I will decamp to see you later." Quite a youthful couplo were the two Guy Guthrie so considerately left to themselves for a last chat before tbelr long soparatlon. Susie was a delicate lltljo blosrom of sixteen years, reared In all the ldlcnc.es and luxury of a daughter of wealth; tho change to the sunshine and activity of the country promised to bo a godsend lo her, while George Maynard was tho pic ture of health. Ho was but eighteen years of age,but possessed every instinct of a relincd and generous man. Ills truo heart had been proved by his conduct toward Guy and his sister. Vhen their reverses bad become known, he had faithfully followed them from their beautiful home to tho cheap boarding-house which they now occu pied. So you aro really going into tho country, Susie?" said lie, when tho claf tcr of Guy's departure was no longer heard. "Yes," she replied; "and wocannev- er bo too grateful to Aunt Saphronla for offering us a home at this juncture." "I like the country myself, or, rather, think I would like it. I never passed a week outside of tho city limits. Per haps some day, however, if you find a pleasant home there, I shall make you a visit and thus taste the pleasures of rural life myself." "Yes," said Susie, flushing a little, "Guy will probably write you and you will know how wo are getting along. The worse fear I have is for him. I am afraid ho will not be contented there." 'I shall certainly not lose sight of you, Susie. I think you knew that be fore I told you, and I want you to prom ise ine before we part that you will not make any matrimonial engagements for live years. It seems a little eternity, doesn't it, Susie?" The young girl made no reply, but tho tears in her blue eyes, raised so trustful ly to his, told George Maynard how deeply her feelings wero stirred. "Won't you promise me, Susie? And you may be. assured, if we arc both liv ing, darling, at-the end of that time. 1 shall find you, no matter where you may be." "I promise," said Susie, in a low tone. George drew the brown head to his shoulder and kissed the sweet faco fondly. "That's a darling. See, Susie, what I have brought you." IIo drew from his pocket as he spoke a neck chain of elegant workmanship, and suspended from it was a locket of purest gold. He touched a spring re vealing a portrait of his own sunny face hidden in the heart of the ornament. "You see I did not want you to for get how I looked, Susie. Will you wear this for my sake?" "Indeed I will, George. I shall trcaS' tire it as a memento of the happy life I have left behind me.' "And a token of the life of the future, which will be still happier. Is is not so Susie?" A glorious rush of color was his an swer, which deepened as ho clasped the chain around her neck and kissed again her trembling Hps, Guy's footsteps were now heard as cending the stairs, and Susie had only time to dry her eyes v hen he entered the room. "Ha, hal If you haven't loth been crying. What a precious pair of spoons 1 Come, Susie and George, down to tho parlor. Let's have one more song before we part." jflo urotner and sister did lind a chango In the tenor of their lives, but it was a change for the better. Susie grow ing strong and robust in her beauty, and Guy, forgetting his grdwing rusticity, delved away at farm work, as if he had been to tho manor born. Occasionally they beard from the old friends.mostly through George Maynard, who corresponded regularly with Guy, but they never had returned, even for a day, to the old scenes. Two years rolled rapidly Into tho past and then Aunt Saphronla left them icr a better home. The two found themselves Joint own cm of as lovely a home almost as they could desire. Guthrie. Cottage was known for miles around for its grand old trees, Its ver dant lawns, climbing vines, and glorious roses of every variety. Guy and Susio were entirely happy la their homc,althongb sometimes they did look back to the pleasant days of their childhood. One day Susie received a letter from a friend of tho olden time. It read : UyDEjUlESrSuHIE: I bftVft tnut hAfin listening to soma glorious reports of your rural home, and another friend of yours and myself have determined to inflict our company upon yott for a time. Who mat otner Is I will Jeavo for a snrprisi iuc you upon our arrival, Expoct us: Lir.n. i Saturday. Mwjije Lmxc Susie took tho letter to her brother. wherebo was resting boneath agrcatoak , in the twilight. ' ion remember Minnie Little, Guy?" "i'es, I nrnt-mber her," he replied, "George write, inc. itut he is a beauty aula belle. I khculJn't wonder if sho bid suypUmed ji,u, utie.' ' I "Nonsense," ejaculated Susie, im- "Wliy can't you speak seu- "You think It Imposslblo for another to rival your charms? What an cihlbi' tlo.i of vanity, Sue I" "Will you never ceoso yoar Joking? I j win;, mo panic ana can .ago to go a;wr aimnio on &aturuay." "Impossible, tho ponies will bo In use." "Why, Gey, you wouldn't Icavo her to get hero from tho station herself, would you?" "Why not?" "What a teaso you are. I repeat it. I want tho ponies." "And I repeat it, you casact hava them." "Why, Guy, I don't believe there is a singlo reason why I should not havo them." - "Bnt there 13." "What is It?" "Becauso I want them to go after Minnie myself." "I might hivo known it," said Susie, lambing. "Don't you want to do the bousuwork, and let tno farm it whilo Susie Is hero?" "Yes," replied Guy, with comical frankness. "That is exactly what I would like." "I thought so, but It wouldn't do you any good; Minnie would never notice an old farmer like yourself." With this parting shot, Susio left her provoking brother to himself. But before Saturday there came an other note which read as follows: MYDcAnScsiE! I have been disan- pointed a day or two In visiting you. auc incnu who intended to accompany me was Mrs. Georco Mavnard. hut a sudden summons to New York has pre vented our visitlne vou together. I shall be with you on Tuesday. .MINNIE. Susie Guthrio read tho note through the second time before she could com prehend Its meaning. Mr3. George Maynard. Then George was really married, and his wife had thought of visiting her. Thrice blessed Trovldence which had kept her away! And she had fancied herself engaged to George Maynard. All too plainly alio remembered Gcorge'c words: 'Piomiso mo not to make any matri monial engagement for five years.'' And the rest had been her own imagin ation. Thank heaven, tho news had come to her as it had, for now Minnie Little should never know, for doubtless George's wifo was a mutual friend of theirs, and if Minnie knew, George's wife might suspect her secret also. Sho unclasped her chain from about her neck and was about to cast it from her. "I cannot! Oh, I cannot!" ihe cried, and hid the long cherished souvenir up on her heart. Guy was thunderstruck. "I nevcrimaginod such a thing," said he; "I haven't heard from him very lately; but Sue, one'thlng, don't ques tion Minnie at all about him, or the may suspect something " Tho black ponies were at tho depot tho next Tuesday evening, and came home again hearing a vision of loveli ness in the person of Minnio Little. She was delighted with the country, going into ecstacies over Guthrio Cot tage. "I never sawbutono place as hand some aa this, and that Is Gcorgo May nard's in tho suburbs. You ought to see it, Sue." No reply from pale-faced Susie, and Minnie rattled away upon some newly dlscovcrcd beauty among the flowers. After a time Minnie and Guibegan to quarrel politely whenever they wero I together. Susie looked on in astonish ment, and sometimes oho bad to use her best endeavors to prevent an open rup ture. Although Minnie doted oa the coun try, she did not like tho people who in hibited It at all, sho said. Guy, who had forgotten his own old en tirades about tho country, was al most angry. "Think of a man spending his wholo lifo behind a yoke of oxen," sho said. "But I don't drive oxen." retorted Guy, making a personal matter of it. "I drive the best of thoroughbrtds." "They arc not like Mr. Nicholson's," sighed Minnio. "Mr. Nicholson Is a simpleton," said Guy, sotto voce. "Mr. Nicholson has a lovely turnout." returned Minnie, severly. "And, ohl be Is Just splendid, always ready to tako ono where she wishes to go." "But I am ready to take yon where over yon wish to go," said Guy, looking at her reproachfully. "Ohl I suppose so, but then I don't care to go anywhere," carelessly, Ai,l fh u t- ' and spend tho whole day. " I o,..., t , . Sue, Miaaia woald say after a time, "Whdn "rt VAT. ...(11 " - u..ivoj vi uy win cojao . backf "I'm sure I do not know." "Do yon snppoie ho went off becanso ho was vexed at mef" "I can't say. If you think 70a aro to blaaao for his absence, why do you tcaso him to?" 'Oh! I don't know," Minnio would reply, and then sho would bo so silent when Guy did return that h would bo angry with her for that. "You aro tho strangest -aair." jaid ou-io ono evening, waen sua naa tried in vain tor an aonr to make them talk. "Idobelioveyousroinlove with each! fitiier " l patiently, I slbly?" buta w jv wntui nasaic: "sou may ai Tbat must have hastened matters, far , low children to frequent yonr saloons.to the nest morning tby ve both Jitas- tng. " " ' After her work waa done Susie tat down upon tho piazza to await their roura- She was engiged upon some Intricate fancy work, and while butlly counting ber pattern the beard a step near her Sho looked up to find George Maynatd's brown eyes Used steadily upca hor. "Oeorgel'' sho cxclalmod. "Suilet" ho cried, and caught Ucr to his heart, (aa. For a long, dollclcns tnotncsnt ho ro- malncd thsrc, sad then the drew away. "Tourwifol" sh.9 attempted to oy 8!Tcrely. "Yos, if yon will havo mo," rcpliid George. "But but, aro yoa not married?" "Wi7, no. What inado you Imagine that?" For awwer Susio put Minnie's loiter, which was in her pocket, into his hand. "I soa," ho replied. "111 ask her what sho meant by writing rucU son senso as that. But I think tho meant mo, for I proposod coming down hero with her." An hour passed by during which Georgo told Susie of a pieco of unor pected good fortune which had befallen him. Ho wished to bo married immc dlately and tako her to the homo Minnlu had told her of. Susio had scarcely con sented when Guy and Minnio wero soon approaching thcm.tho ai in of tho former thrown about tha eleniicr waisl of the latter. All tho mischief had como back to Guy's blue eyes. Ho took oft his hat to tho couplo ou tho piazza, and eaid, solemnly. "I want but Little, here below." When tho laugh had subsided George turned to. "Look here, Minnio Little, what did you moan by writing to Susio about Mrs. Georgo Maynard?" "Guy has been telling mo something about it," sho replied, "I did not know that I had done eo. Let mo seo thu lcttcr." George handed it to her. Sho read it and laughed. "It docs look so, doesn't it? But, my dear friends, that 'a' Is nothing rnoro than a slip of tho pen." Lirrci, BcrtTn.v: "Yes, mamma, I took thrco bonbons out of the drawer." Mamma: "That was very naughty, my child; but I will forgive you, because vou confessed It." Little Bertha :"Thcn give mo tho other, mamma, for I really took only two." "Ann you married?" asked tho Judgo of a man who had been arrested for va grancy. "No, lam not married, but my wife Is." "No trifling with tho court." "Heaven save us! I'm not ttlfllog with the court. I was married but got a divorce, my wife got married agaln,but I didn't, to I am not married, but my wifo is." Tnc chief of the Bureau of Statistics reports that tbo number of immigrants arrived in tho United Siales during the fiscal year ended Juno SO, 1685, wa3 337,621, being 122,013 less than tho im migration during tho preceding fiscal year, and 401,171 less than during tho year ending Juno 20, 1EE2, tho year cf tbo greatest Immigration, "For. what wo are about to receive may the Lord make us Uuly thankful," devoutly murmured Duscnbury, sitting with folded hands at tho dinner table. Then looking disdainfully over the dishes set before him ho snarled: "Good gracious, Maria, how many times t'o you want mo to tell yon that I don't hanker for cabbago and corned beef more than thrco times in cne week!" Boston Becord: Politics continue to bo queer. Tho son of Henry A. Wise, who hanged John Brown, and himself a young man who fought vigorously in the rebellion, is auppcrtcd zealously by Itcpubllcan papers for Governor of Vir ginla, though he is Iho lieutenant of Bass Mahono and identified with repudi ation. If General Fitz Hugh Lee. leads the Democratic party ho will doubtlc&s bn denounced by some of thoso same ; organs as a "rebel brigadier" and an enemy of tbo Government. All employees on tho Baltimore and Ohio Kallroad are compelled to join a ralief association, which was endowed by tho company with Sl,00O,0CO, and receives annually $6,000 from that source. The men aro asacttod, accord ing to their wages, from one to five dcl- lais a month, and they receive incase of death or accident from fifty cents a day to $2,000 cash down. There is also a savings and loan featuro, under which members may acqulro homes of their own. MAits Twain has written a letter in which ho asserts that his children are well behaved, well governed, and ccm- panionably charming; and he refers to Mrs. Harriet Beecher Stowe, Charles Dudley Warner, and his other Hartford neighbors as witnesses. Ho attributes this goodness to his wife's training. Ho emphasizes the point in her disci pline that no promise is broken to tho youngsters, whether it involves a whip- l b vt u yuuic ajj Bcuainis-cnng cor- fcw har3 cllr6R betwcen tho tcn-en58 nd theexceution, sothat noargcron her part shall enter into tho matter ;and . no alarms that the "child never roes away frcra the scene, cf torture until it has benn loved tjacJcinto happy hearted neas and a joyfol spirit." Wcki some liqnsr dealers wero ar raigned Uforc Jadga Heading in Chi cago to bo sentenced fu wlilag to raio-o.-s, his Honor toid them, at consider able length, tiat tho law empowered them to deal in alcoholic beverages ;that they wero lecally sustained in mating drunkarde, ia agonizing wlvea, ia dis gracing orp hass, and ia doing about a!) tha nana incidental to than- baaiacsa. Tho prltoners beean to think -thkt ha meant to let them off, and tht-7 wero ... .... : V "v" .ka H.IIaW.. -I U.k-l.t.JI 1 are thus licensed to hold tbo cup to childish lips, but yon rnuit not Fcrait tberu to arink it. The poor privilege o: sell.nj to !;ou ,ul ;:rli i, -icu.e I :o y.ju. You nusi va.t un'.'.l :;.ey ar CI oefore you can legally destroy taera ' It li nngramnutUal to say of a dan that ho Is a dude, A ono-lcggd man will norer bo troubled with wot feot, A shoemaker may dia, but Ua can never breathe bis la.it. Man a, a,e. i Tho Ecv. Go. H. Thayer, of Bourbon Ana., says: "jjotn myseuana wife owe ocr uvea to t-aiion-s uoasurapuon tjure." Sold by W. F. Blory, Weissport. and C. T, Horn, Lehlghton, 1 Aro yoarcado ralsorablobr Indiges tion, constipation, dizzlnoni, loss of ap tctlte, yellow ckla? Shlloh's Vltalizorls pposuiTo care, sold by Yf. i Blory, a eiaaport, and C, T, Horn, Lehlghton. hy will yott cough, whoa ShfJoh'a Curo will givo you lnunodlato relief. Prlco 10 contfl. 60 contn nn SI. Rnld by W. F. Blery, Weissport, and C. T. aoa, jLcmgnton. Shlloh's Catarrh Heinodv a Dojitlrc curo for catarrh, diphtheria and canker mouth. Sold by W.F. Blory, olssport, and C. T. Horn, Lehlghton. "Hackmetack" a laatlnirand fmjjwint pcrftuno. Price 26 and 60 cinto. Sold by W. F. Eiory, Weissport, and C, T. Horn, Lehlghton. Shlloh's Cure will lmmedlatolv rcllovo croup, whooping cough and bronchitis. Sold by W. 1 BI017, disport, and C. T. Hom, Lehlghton, For drawiosla and llrer oomnlnlnt.win havo a printed guarantee on every bottlo of Shlloh's Vitallicr. It never falls to c-aw. Soil by . F, Blery, olsjport; C. T. Horn, LebJshton. A nasal Injector free with, each bottlo f Shlloh's Catarrh Eemcdv. Price 6U cents, aoid or . if. Blery. - alisport; C. T. Horn, Lehlshton. Strango to say, lacquer work keeps many people hu3y in Japan, A most unsatisfactory pleco of sculpturo h the "bast" of a boiler. A Detroit ecclesiastical dudo is known as the tony pastor of that city. Dr. Frazier'a Boot Bltton. Frazlcr'a Root Bitters aro no; n rl Mm ehop beverage. But aro strictly medi cinal in every sense. They act strongly upon tho liver and kidneys, keep tho boweli open and regular, cleanse tho blood and system of every impurity. Sold by druggists, $1.00. At Thomas' drug store. Tothepuro all things aro puro except city milk and cheap groceries. -A painting U called a rare work sometimes because it isn't well done. -"Aro you warm?" "Yea." "You lukewarm. Yi, I valzhl have known." If A Kan Whose wife 13 troubled with debllltv, ncrvoasnoss, liver complaint, or rheu matism? Just tell him it is a pity to let tho woman suffer that way. when Brown's Iron Bitters will relievo her. Mra. L. B. Edgorly, Dexter, Mo., says, "Brown's Iron Bitters cured mo of de bility and palpatation of tlio heart." Mrs. H. S. McLauglin, of Scarborough, Mc, says the bitters cured mo of debil ity. Mrs. Harding, of Windham Cen tre, in the same state, says it cured her of dizziness in the head. So it has cured thousands of ther ladies. A financially weak citizen said, the other day, that ho was overlooked by tho public. Nobody took any note of him. -A reporter overheard the following remark ono gossip made to another yes terday: "I livo down by tbo canal. on't you come down and drop in?" It takes eight hundrad full-blown roses to raako a tablespocnful of ocr- fume, whilst a shilling's wcrth of cooked oniens will scent a neighborhood. ThocacadsSavSc. Mr. T. W, Atkins, Girard, Kan., writes: "I never hesitato to recommend your Electric Bitters to my customers. they givo entire satisfaction and arc rapid tellers." Electric Bitters are the purest and best mcdicino known and will positively cure Kidney and Liver tuiuuiauiis. i-uruy too Diooa and regulate the bowels. No family can afford to be without them. The.v win save hunliodsof dollars in doctor's bills every year, bold at fifty cents a bottlo uy iaazaas, tnc druggist. A curious negro superstition is that a man who has been struck b7 lightning cannot swim. He probably can't swim, but he ought to be able to float. A man should no7er denbt tho rxftil billty of getting a quart of whiskey into a pint Uisk when he has seen how his wife can get a No. 0 foot ia a No. ; shoe. D.'.I'rasor's JTaglo Ointtatat. A Mlrfi rurA f7. !! HruTii Vm.-. cuta, ficuh wounds, core nipple. Jiard iinu jioxl ccrsE, ccappea iips ana canas, P-1A KA lAnie 4 k.. Al. la - iny liams M'f'g. Co., Prop's., Cleveland, -W l.tALa aJlrfJlA LVV LlUl,aIXiS. VaIl u. oum uy i nomas, tno druggist. A wito exchange says: "Only ono woman ia a thousand can whistle." This probably results from the fast tbat eo loDg as a woman can talk the doesn't care to whistle. Somehow cr ether everybody some time cr other wants to sine "AuldLanc Byne," and only one man in a million knows the words, and ho only knows tbo first verse and ho doesn't sing it right. Aladvwritfis! "T l-av nut ArJ Sartaparilia in my family for xcaav years, and could net keep bouse with out u. For the reJia of therasco. sequent upon female weaknesses and lrrcgnlaritieB, I consider it without aa equal. Tie person who wants ta know wt7 the bey etocd on the bumirg dk is Informed ttat it was probably due to a fear that ho woald sot isprave bis band by drowning, or perhaps ho was trying to bluff bis father. Dip one end cf a snonpe (n wow ir. I tho whoia will toon La utoratsv!. a caeasaiaeno part cfthe body al eats otier parts. You bavs noticed tbis yawaei:. iitaaey ana liver t.-aables, unlaw checked, wlllinduso waatiraiiaa, piles, rfceuzsayzra asd p.-avcl. A ilae27 use of LV. Kennedy's Favorite Kewedy vUJ prevent tbie ro.Jta. I. is pleas ant to the taste and may be taken freely by children and. delicate festal. It givej oiaetlai'.y, life and cheek with rose on them. The mind euro li the racket moat !gorou!y worked. Auy rwraon who , In. VH- ! -une , ,Uj, !; x ' t.r. iv r ai- i i l- in.: It-' -i.ir. 1 !ii.!ieve it is of bu:wbsat pirnr.;-.. up-'y a case if y?J. j i row THE BesnaNfc. 'ifiij moaicino, comblritnj t'nroa DrapeiHln, Imllrr- I mnnro Rlood, afolailn,!. in! Vamm xlft. TrJ5JiInvli'",Vlov)t DiswtMs peculiar to K? 5tVU ?? iMdecdantory ltvcs. ... r.e appetite. nMj the sstlmijatlonor i ?rMi.tartTrn fin.(J wlMilns.aadtwragtli, liis the rnusedos and ncrvci. -, 5Litl2Fcltiont rcTe" tastwd, UcV el iK-rgy, etc., It has no equal, Thopr ntiine haa ebore trrtcle raark and t.Mt red llnca on wrapper. Tata no other, -..iroijt, finorrniiaTrAicCi,BiiTftoRi,Ba, IT MflRTHlMPP 5n " ftViWAJSpilUI, Ul) PUBUC, 0TARY OFFlOEt ADVOCATE BUILVJtNU. Bank-way, Lohigliton, Penn AH business certainlnff tti Ibn nfTW will receive prompt attention. 10. A Now and Original Plan Instruction In CLASSICAL MUSIC on the Piano and Organ, rounded on tho Celebrated BQBRnVS A M ERICA N M ETHOD. Tar ma moderate, Also Btrent for tho UEHNlNe PIanii nA tho KSTUY OlitsAN. (lid Instruments tatten la exchange for new ones. uraier ia aiiiaic. musical instruments aaej Musical Morahandlsa, T. F. KliKIXTOP, Lehlgliton, Pa. A,ir!l II, 1SS3 era 10-Ten-10-ltn-lO-T6n-10 DI0 LEWIS'S NUGGETS, --A Remarkable Matjazine," Crowded with Brief Article, on Sanitary Subjects by that most sensible, terse & humor ous writer, BR. DIO LEWIS. foriii Its Wei&iit In IM ! YOU CAK GET A SAM COPY FOR 10 CM By seeding to the NEW Dlo Lewis Pnblishing Company, C9tn BIBLE HOUSE, K Ynai Cirr. 10-Ten-10-T6n,.10Ten-20 A PRIZE." Sendtctnts fur postaiMBdrt. reive free aeoatly box of (roods whlob will heln von fa m- pior.ay right away than anything else In tna world. All, of either sei,iiicMet from first hour Tbo bread way to fortune opens be fore the workers, absolutely sura. Atenee addrri'. Tkdi & ej-o Augusta, Ms. Dee. -ly retl'llng throughout tba United Situs asd ejAn.-uu lor dacarilon,niia.sapport,lataosiMti. an eroetty, laoompatlbtllir. eto, AdVlte raa. State vour eisa and address AIT KNKY WARD, World Balldln nrr rwiuray, j ew .oia. jOl7fi.1T IB. A FtlARVELous Story jovd m two utttm. ' FROiNnilESONsTe8 " Otntltrw! My father reside at Glorer, Vu He au ben a rreat euffarer tram EeroO ulj, aci tsein-iceAl later wtU tell yea whs c lUTealou iLxt Ayor s Sarsaparilla has had Is ii; aaaa. I tbiak U blood aacaat bava eeatuivi tbe Iramor (or at lst tea yoara; bisUtdi1cot.tbov,aaeitln tie ton ili.ri:'t'.j rvscei tiawrbrtBatatoc -4 yun .:i li j- a ir sye irnlon ao reartd m that tltaa. It trstsaUy upraad to as to oortjr ill ecUre lody. I afaore yoa ha wast tarrlb.ya. ?jri. ar 1 ra obJoeSe)! pefer, vbaat be "UMi Ui r.i; ;-uiz uiadloln, )to,t&ewraj Ion uta of iJ. ajo vha enjoy a coed bealtii tabs baa. I eooJd easily sans ittpetaoM wao Toald kctify to taa laeu ta al aaie, ".'car: truly, V7. M. rzKLLa." , FROM THE FATHER: a duty tvt raa to auto to yott tfca tntyaiM X bars dorrred tioa tba' use et Ayer's Saxsapatiilk Ctx Bcr.Ha a;c. I waa orafletaiy or4'itti a terrible asraor asd aarofciesoa tore. Ja baaor eaued as iceeaual end InrriliTssTI Itditsi arc tie cUa onUed o f f-it tae blood to ten ta jaxaf plaoa wkasaviDr I iMrred. itj matrloai vara pat, Md Ufa a bcriii. J aomrte-vwd tb dm at ffcoi U-fciiirJiu. a AjfrtJ lut, 4 bae naaa It rejratarty ati UJ tin, tif r VI m began to apjyr aa oooev 7be aortal baa all iAiM, axi I Zoo! part aativ veil lm amsiev respvoi beby buw able to do I "u lull ilsajL. wort:.ui.ecrbTilycaraejaee. i&ojtiiqSf vrU4 au wjoaaat racb a ocr la lay oasj,laa) I vci tLai, i- 1 art Imq triad to lea yer. AJT&t'a SAJnuysTS.Tii. GUrrtt. VL. M. Jl, Uii Voarg.-atoUly, ATStt's BjMXTJLfiVU. cere n'aalij cud ell Scrofulous Coarl&lmie, Trritja .aa, Xcceiua, Ulirwwro, '"-r. bo. SoUa, Tirr.ijs, zzi Tr; i-trq 9t lb ttcln. It ckjjj tta Uccd U tjtpo rtri,alli di(fa(:s,r4naliaa ttaaclmci J towtb), aoj thus reetert vltaUty and at -acstbeua the vrbola aystvo. rsr-AaiD v r,.J O Aysf&Co., Lowell, Matt, SoUlyaUDrofjlits; t!,elx bottle for fi. y
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