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tllF. CIHULI3A. VOCr.Ltll 10.. LaUImorc, at.,C.S4
MY MIHDE TO ME A KINGDOM IS.
nr William riYno.
My nilnd.o to mo a kingdom K
such perfect Joy therein I Undo
As furrc exceeds all earthly bllsse
That God or Nature hath assltftulo:
Though much I want, that most would have,
Yet still my mliule forbids lo crave.
Content I live; this Is my stay
I seek no mqro than may surilce,
preise to-bcare no luutghtles iayi
Look, what I lack my inlndo supplies
Lot-, thus I trliiinuh like : kins,
Content with that my mimic dotli bring.
see how plenllo surfcts oft,
And hastlc clyinbers soonest fall;
sec that such as sit aloft
Mishap doth threaten most of all,
These gel with tolle, and keepc with fearo;
Such cares my mlmlo could never bearc.
No princely poiupeuor v.calthle store,
No force to win tho victorie,
No nyllc wit to salic a sore,
No shapo to win a lover's eye-
To nono of these I jleld as thrall:
For why, my inlndo despiseth all.
Some have too much, jet still they crave;
I little have, yet seek no more,
They are but poorc, limush much theylmc.
And I am rich ullh little stoic,
They poor, I rich; they beg, I give;
They lueke, 1 lend; they pine, 1 live.
I laugh not at another's losse,
I grudge not at another a game;
No worldly wave my mliitle can tosse;
1 brooko that Is another's bane,
I fearo no foe, nor fawno on Irlcnd;
I lothu not life, nor dread lultic end.
I Joy not In no earthly bllise:
I weigli not Crocstis'.wealtli a straw;
For caro, I care not what it Is;
I feahi not fortune's fatal lawi
ily miiulo Is such its may not move
For beautle bright, or force of lovo.
I wish but what I have at will;
I Wander not to seek for more:
I like the plulne, I clinic no hill;
In greater slorms I sit on shore,
Ar.il laugh itt them that tnilo In valno
To get w hat must be lost agalne.
I kiss not w here I w Ish to kill ;
1 fclgne not lovo where most I haste;
I Dreake no sleepa In win my will;
I waylo not at the mlghtle's gale,
I scorno no poore, I feare no rich ;
I feelo no want, nor have too much.
The court ne cart I llko no loalh,
Extrciimcs are counted worst of all;
The golden meane betwixt them both
Dost surest sit, and fesres no fall,
This is my chojee; for why, I Undo
No wealth is like a quiet mlnde.
My wealth Is heallli and perfect case;
My conscience clcre my chlefn defence;
I never seeke by bribes to please,
Nor by desert to gho olTencc.
Thus dollhc, thus will Idle;
Would all did so as well as I!
ANOTHER LOYE MATCH.
"So this Is your sole business with me
to-day, young sir?" said the wealthy
banker, In a not very promising tone.
Surely that young barrister had been
wildly presumptuous when he, with his
moderate Income, his trifling practice,
had come to ask the hanker for the hand
of his only daughter.
The. young man's face flushed hotly,
but ho kept his self-command, replying
with admirable coolnoss,
"This Is my solo business with you
to-day, Mr. Forrester. 1 have come to
yon, hoping for tho consideration which
man should show to man, independent
of position, social difference, the world's
opinion, or anything outaldc this one
fact. I, with all the forco of my man
hood, lovo your daughter, and ask your
permission togo to her and tell her of it
You have not answered mo yet, blr."
"Oh, It won't take mo long to do
that," tho linker's tono was rather
Ironical. "1 hays hut ono daughter,
and I have very different plans for her
future. You understand me:"
"I cannot fail to do so." Tho young
man's face was white now, and had n
little sternness in It. "May I ask
whether you speak In this manner solely
becunso you know I am not wealthy?
Would you sponk differently were I
well, not a struggling banister?"
"Oh, I have no personal objection to
you," Kilit -Mr. lorrealer, carelessly,
playing with a inpcr knlfo on the taUlo
beside him; n cootly toy of Ivory and
gold, one of tho curiosities brought by
him from Kgypt some year before.
"You do me no jtwtice, 1 am confi
dent," Dick Ah on pursued, a sort of
dignity in his lino, blonde face, "You
understand fully that Miss Forrester's
position, your own reputed wealth, have
had nothing to do with this interview.
I have hesitated to sneak because of
them; but I fancied that even I, poor
and obscure as I am, hd the light to
make a trial for tho happinesw I craved.
I have come to you solely as a man,
Mr. Forrester, holing to And In you
sympathy of a man for a man, CMtlng
aside for the moment all other consider-
atlons."
I "That Is quite sufflelent, sir."
The
banker spoke Indifferentl; , still playing
OTCOBSQH
' ' 1 1 1
btRMAN REMEDY
INDEPENDENT
LEHIGHTON, CARBON COUNTY,
with thd pretty toy. 4,lt It of no coiise-
quenco lint you fancied. You will un
dcrstntul that henceforth Mi:s Forrester
Is a stranger to you."
"If It Is her tleslrc, air."
"Sho ivlll have nothing to do vth It;
she Mill 'not oven know of your your
presumption. I am fully capable of
judging for my daughter."
Ho was not quite so Indifferent now,
and tho young lawyer atoso from his
seat.
"And I for myself, 'Mr. Forrester,
having reached the ago of discernment;
I will have no Interview with Miss For
rester, with your permission, should you.
indly clvo It."
"And should I withhold my permis
sion?"
Tho banker was becoming angry, mid
is eyes were very cold as he surveyed
his visitor. Tho young man bowed.
You will not do so, lest 1 find myself
constrained to resort to means of having.
one without," he said quietly. "I am
still under tho impression that a man
8houl,d allow no other to speak for- the
woman ho loves; that ho would try to
win, let what may stand in thu way;
and I take my final dismissal from her
alone."
The banker pitched aside the toy, and
islng, motioned tho young man back to
his scat while ho rang the bell.
"This Is quite refreshing," ho said
Ironically; "being entirely tinlooked
for and unusual; hut you shall be
gratified." A servant answered the
summons. "Tell Miss Forrester I wish
to see her at once if she Is disengaged."
The servant vanished, and tho two
men stood facing each other In perfect
llcncc,
Five minutes, ten, fifteen, went by;
then there was a rustle of silken drapery,
tho door opened, and a beautiful girl
entered the room. Beautiful? Well,
not pcihaps with the simple beauty of
chiselled features; but a girl, beautiful
with the beauty of a true, womanhood;
with dark, unshadowed eyes, red, ilex
ible lips, a smooth white forehead, and
rich, dusky hair coiled low on the grace
ful head; a girl with ready smile yet
with enough of her father's iron will
showing in chin and cye3 to mako one
fully understand that sho would hold
her own in a struggle.
She had known the young lawyer for
six months, had met him hero and there
for he was received in the best society
sho had danced with him nnd found him
a good dancer; she hail talked with him
and found him, perhaps, a trifle more
than agreeable, beinc, unlike most of
the men that conversed with her, cam
est and frank, rather than Inane and
complimentary. It had dawned on her,
lately that he harJ-soirgtitillFitinoi-e than
others, and with tho dawning of the
knowledge had conic a new pleasure to
her. Unlike most young ladles of the
present day, I .cola Forrester did not
value a man by his ancestry or his bank
account.
"You wished to seo me, papa," she
said In a pleasant voice, through th
music of which one heard a ring of self'
confidence. Then sho saw Dick, and
smiling, held out her hand to him. "Mr.
Alvon," sho said, "1 am pleased to see
you,
Her father frowned heartily as he
Mopped forward in time to prevent the
young man touching the offered hand.
"Leola," he said, half sternly, "I sent
for you that you might assist mo to con
vlnco this this gentleman that you still
obey me."
She looked from one to tho other with
open, wondering eyes; tho young man
was deadly jule and his lips were firmly
set; Indeed, ho looked very unllko a lov
er, but very handsome.
"You will kindly cling to facts, Mr,
Forrester," he said quietly, and the
banker flushed angrily.
"What do you Intend to imply?
Have you more Insolenco to offer?" ho
asked
"1 offer no insolence," Dick answered
recovering himself sufficiently to dr.r
forward a chair for Leola, for which she
thanked him. "I simply asked your
"My permission to mako my daughter
an offer of your hand and'fortune, was
It not?" tho old man broke In wither
ing! y, "and I decline tho offer in her
name. Doubtless you would liko very
well to woo and win an heiress, Mr.
Alvon, but, as I told you, I have other
views for my daughter."
"Papa" Leola had not taken tho
chair Dick offered her, but stood near
it, ono hand resting on tho back "for
shame, papal Is ltnoccssary to insult
a gentleman who pays your daughter to
great a compliment? Since you have
spoken so rudely to Mr. Alvon, perhaps
It would bo as well of him to sreak to
me on the subject. I will answer him
as a woman can answer such things,
papa, I "
"You will tell him that his prosump
tlon Is Insufferable," her father sold,'
still angrily. "You tell him that'you
and I can manage to exist without
counting a bogsarly lawyer amongst our
acquaintances."
"I do not think I will quite t ay that,
papa," tho girl said, her cheeks flushed,
her oyes glowing. "I will say solely
what my heart prompts. I ain listen
ing, Mf. Alvon," turning to him, a
slight termor In her voice.
Dick had been very patient, consider
Ing that he was not usually slow to ang
cr. He was rather pale still, as ho lifted
his head and addressed Leola.
"I am what I havo just been called,
Miss Forrester a beggarly lawyer; but
I am a man for all that. It may seem
as strange to you as It does to your
father tliut one lit my circumstances
should think of lovo or a chance, of
happiness, being unable to purchase It;
and yet I wrong you! you will listen
the patiently while I tell you that I have
grown to love you with a man's beet
love, and ask If there be not a chanceof
my winning you. Xot now, while I can
offer you but my empty band and honest
iov, but some time when Inae won
Live and Let Live."
PA., SATURDAY, JUNE
a way and drawn success to me by the
efforts I can and will make with such a
hope before me. If there Is a voice In
your heart that would speak for mo do
not silence It. I am saying this to the
woman I love, not to Miss Forrcstcr,tho
belle and heiress. Will you answer mo
hero iu your father's presence? I would
take no answer from him; I would take
an answer only from your own lips. !
What shall It be?"
Ills words, which had made the veins
on the banker's forehead swell with In
dignation, moved Leola strangely; she
flushed and paled, and the hand on the
chair began to tremble.
"And I havo told you she wants none
of your love." Mr. Forrester broke out
impatiently. But his daughter turned
him with a sudden gesture which
silenced him.
"How much you are mistaken, papa,"
she said clearly, "for I do want It all
of It. I quite understand you," turning
to Dick, "and I honor tho frankness of
our manhood. I take your love, oh, so
lllingly, so gladly I I have long re
spected you above all others; I lovo
ou now. I will go with you; I will
clp you in every struggle; I will not
watch you from afar; I will "
"You arc mad!" her father cried.
But she held out her hands to Dick,
and he was covering them with kisses
and whispering loving, disconnected
words of affection.
"Leola, do you know what you are
doing?" her father cried again In agrcat
But she smiled In her lover's faco and
answored pleasantly
"I know perfectly, papa. I am prom
ising to bo Dick's wife, and telling my
self how happy I am going to be."
"You will be a beggar, then," Mr.
Forrester said, through his shut teeth,
'I'll give my money to some charity;
I'll found an asylum I'll sink It in the
Hudson river. You shall never touch a
dollar of it."
"Papa dear, money Is verv nice, but
It Is not everything, especially to a wo
man," Leola said quietly. "I don't
think I'll mind very much, papa."
"I'll close my doors against you! I'll
never look on your face again!" fumed
the stern parent.
Sho ptiled then,
"I'apa, you'll not do "that! You loved
mamma: why should I not lovo some
body too? You may do what you will
with'yourmoney, but lovo me still,papa,
I could not live without that."
Hero Dick came to the front again
smiling rather heartlessly, I confess, at
tho scene ho had caused
I think this ran bo arranged a little
ItdliVcrcntly, after all," he said cheerfully,
'I tint not the presumptuous beggar
you think me, Mr. Forrester; I am tho
fortunate inheritor of a very snug for
tune left mo lately by an aunt. It con
sists of a duo old place on tho Hudson;
a cottage nt Newport, a farm in the
northern part of tho State, and a few
thousands in the bank. I have fancied
myself not utterly' Indifferent to Leola
and wanted to assure myself that she
loved me was willing to give herself to
a poor man, simply because she loved
him. I am willing to forget all you
said, sir, and will promise to do my best
to mako you a model son-in-law. Will
you give mo your daughter now, Mr.
Forrester?"
"It's about the only thing I can do
now, seeing that sho was willing to give
herself to you anyway," the banker
said, grasping tho hand Dick offered
him.
And so when the heiress became a
bride there was another lovo marriage
to be recorded.
ITEMS OF INTEREST.
The steamboat Plymouth Itock,built
in ISM at a cost of $000,000, has been
sold for SSo.OOO, and will be converted
into a floating skating rink.
The Earl of Huntingdon, who, with
his son, Lord Hastings, passed a good
part of last winter in Xew York, and
who was Chairman of a Florida land
purchase company, died last week at his
scat, Sharavoguc, in King's county, Ire
land, and Is succeeded by his son, who
is just lo. Huntingdon Is third In.thu
roll of Earls, dating back to lfi20, but
tho last few holders of the title have
been very poor.
Two of the bidders for the fiovern-
mcnt envelope contract, on their way
from Holyoke to Washington, were
taking over the situation with much
assumed candor. It was readily agreed
that, as the bids had been registered,
there could bo no risk In comparing
notes; so each promised to mark his
bid on paper and pass it over. Both
scratched a way.tbo paper were exchang
ed, and both wero blank. Each weasel
counted on the somnolent condition of
the other.
, j It will be remembered that a Paris
'physician was recently fined -for telling
professional secrets, because, in defend
ing tho character of a dead patient, he
explained the true cause of his death
The samo physician was more recently
called upon by the Paris authorities to
give tho usual certificate of the cause of
death in one of his patients. This he
declined to do, on the ground tlwt he
would thus "betray a professional
secret," As it stands tho quarrel is an
interesting one.
Prof. Paine's assertion about the
Inconsiderable part played by women as
musical composers has resulted
collation of the' titles of a small list
well-known songs, the airs of which larin's and hnskin' bees and sich to tbe I "lone, She. used two bottles of Electric
wero written by women, and a few ! mean, of the grace And now. OLord lfi,
cantata, adopereua,,b,,taco ,9
ent, who aids In bringing to light the ! R0 rdlug through tho street of the vil-' claimed for them. Hundreds of teatl
not very numerous examplei, adds, in a ' Tage to-day whistling this ungodly tune i monlals atwat their great curative
communication to the Boston rrenlnj I " , t , I nu (My Hftjr cenu a totUe by
iv.,.fni. .iti, i. .ki i At this point, to the utter surprise . mamas.
rraiwr'nt: "There is nothing which i an(1 demorunzation of the scandalized 1
can bo brought forward In contravention hretheren and sisters, and to the Intense I An Oakland obituary notice referred
of Prof. Paine's assertion, and I think I delight of the Irreverent youth who were to a deeeaeed citltenas having "gone to 1
i am safe in sa) Ing that no woman Is
entitled to rank even as a fourth-rate
eomr-oser.'
1.00 a
13. 1885.
If
A ''H0SS" TRADE UrSKT BY A "PREVI
OUS" WOMAN.
A Fairfield man who is somewhat
addicted to trafficking has u poor
opinion of women as aids In these
matters. It happened thus! Upon a
recent beautiful Sabbath, when tho sun
shone bright and warm upon the glitter
ing snow, worn by frequent hoof-bents
into a fine road, the tinkling of the
merry sleigh bells rang out enticingly
upon the winter air, tho gentleman
Invited his much better-half to join tho
merry throng. Harnessing his horso
they strated for Watcrvillo, and pass'ng
through tho village they found them
selves npon tho plains blow. Xow It so
happened that this gentleman swapped
horso once with a Frenchman living
there and, notwithstanding the sacred
Jiess of the day, tho ruling passion
seized upon htm and he essayed to trade.
He expatiated upon the virtues of tho
horso and said that lie had owned him
three months. At this point his better
half broke In with "you have owned
him more than eight!" He gave her a
nudge with his elbow and proceed. "I
would not sell him," he said, "but I
expect to go on an extended tour In a
few weeks." "Oh, Ben," said the
wife, In horrid accents, "youain'tgolng
away, either." That settled it. Slowly
and sadly the horse was pulled Into tho
road nnd pointed for home, while crimi
nations and recriminations were tho
order of tho day. The journey home
was not so joyous as the start, and It is
settled fact that when that gentleman
contemplates a horso trade he will leave
his wife at home.
A SQUAEE BOY.
Two or three weeks ago a pedot tr'au
who was passing a houso on 1 lopclle
street heard tho sounds of a terrific
struggle going on, and as he looked In
at the front door .a boy about twelve
years of age, who sat In the hall, quietly
observed :
"It's only tho old folks having a little
row, stranger. '
Do they have 'cm often?" asked the
man.
"Almost every day."
"If I wero In your place I'd stand at
the door hero and charge ten cents
admission fee. It's worth the. money to
see a famllv riot liko this, and you
might as well make a few dollars as to
let the chances slip."
Tho boy said he would think of itr
and tho pedestrian waited until the man
had choked tho woman as black as
plum and then passed on. Yesterday
ho chanced that wny again, and there
was another row going on, and the same
boy sat on tho door-step.
"I'll eco the show," said tho man, as
he pulled out his wallet. "Has my
advice profited you?"
"Stranger, I can't take your money .
replied tho lad.
"Why?"
"Because I am a squaro boy.. For a
week or so every fight In there was as
qnare as a dice and wortli the price of
of admission, but as toon as a crowa
began to come and the gate money
began to run up to eighty or ninety
cents.dad and mam began to hippodrome
on the public. That blood on his nose
was put there half an hour ago, and
mam's black eye is three weeks old.
They want me to stand in with them
and deceive the public, but I can't do it.
Let the best man win or quit the busi
ness, is my motto. Pass on, stranger,
for this is a put up job to gull the con
fiding public."
WOKE UP THE WRONG FARROT.
Funeral fact and funeral fancy are
subjects prolific of good stories, but we
have rarely met with a better one than
the following, which is vouched for as a
story of fact. At a Boston funeral not
long ago, the clergyman was dilating
upon the many virtues of the. departed.
As It happened there was much justifi
cation for It, as tho deceased was a man
of large heart and many merits; yet tho
clergyman, probably, feeling free to let
his fervor of language play unrestrained,
almost outdid hia theme, Xot content
with couching his praise in simple and
straightforward words he mounted to
Imagery and seemed to attribute angelic
as well as human characteristics. When
at tho climax of his eloquence, his hear
crs charmed witli tho sweet Incense, the
spell was broken by a shrill voice, which
cried out:
"Facts, facts, give us facts?"
The sensible comment came from a
sage and venerable parrot which had
been removed to an ante-room and then
it was remembered that prominent
among the virtues of the deceased mas
ter was a sturdy dislike for flattery and
a habit of sharply rebuking "higlif ulin
ILLUSTRATING A PRAYER.
A good deacon in an old-fashioned
Xew England town was terribly exer
cised over the conduct of a son of his,
who showed a disinclination to walk In
the straight and narrow path prescribed
by the strictest rules of orthodoxy. This
recalcitrant, youth displayed a fondness
for boclal gatherings, and would rather
"go home" with a pretty girl Six nights
In the week then devote a single evening
to a careful study of his Sunday school
lesson, Finally tho climax of his trans
gressions was reached, and at the prayer
meeting that week tbe unhappy father
took occasion to mako his family
troubles the subject of a fervent pttitlon
to the throne of grace.
"Thou knowest, O Lord," he said
"how that son of mine has transgressed
Thy ways and brought torrow to the
heart of Thy servant, who has tried to
. . ZTnl" 'should
of,n Thou know-oat how he m-efers annlo -
present, the conscientious deacon
whistled, with realistic exactitude, the
wellknownstralnsof "Yankee Doodle,"
:il then pi :cttded -!th hlsrri; er.
Year if Paid in Advanco.
not paid in advance, $1.2;").
Straight whiskies mako crooked
roads.
Down in front the young man's
moustache.
Those who employ a plumber must
pay tho piper.
-A cent vat you find vus more worth
as two vat you lose.
While is a mangy mongrel like a pig?
Because he's a poor cur.
TniiKE Krpr.CTs. Thu thousands of
remarkable cures which have been ac
complished by Hood's Sarsaparllla are
tiue simply to three cuccts wmcli tuts
great medicine has upon those who
take. It:
First'. It purifies the blood.
HecdHd: It strengthens the system.
Third: It elves healthy action to tho
digestive organs.
Itli these three effects no ulscaso
can long retain its hold. It Is forced to
leave the system, giving place to health
and strength, through the potent In
fluence of Hood's Sarsanarllla. Sold bv
all druggists. Try It.
-What you don't know about men
oftentimes makes them respectable.
A dude's trousers beat a breach of
contract all to pieces. They are breeches
of contract.
"Permanent."
There are medicines which clve only
temporary relief and then leave tho suf
ferer worse off than before, especially in
cases of dyspepsia. Kemembcr that It
is not mac way witn lirown's iron Hit
ters. Seo what Mr. J. M. Clalncs, of
Gaines, S. C, says about this prince of
tonics, "My wife lias becngrcatly bene
fited by it; sho had been troubled .with
dyspepsia for years, and now I believe
she Is permanently cured." It also
cures liver and kidnoy complaints.
It h no indication that a cat knows
the valuo of money, simply because It
alwaj'3 carrie3 Its pum with it.
A geniu3 Ins Invented steel knives
which will cut cold Iron. Xow board-Ing-houso
bcofsteak must yield.
The sure effects of AVer's Sarsana
rllla are thorough and permanent. If
there is a lurking taint of scrofula
about you. Ayer's SarsapariUa will dis
lodge it, and expel it from your system,
"Reading maketh a full man," says
Bacon.. Curious that the libraries aro
not patronized more.
The lad was blowing bubbles when
ho accidentally swallowed some of the
soapsuds, and that made bub ill,
Shlloh's Vltallzer Is what you need
tor constipation, loss ot Appetite, Ulz
zlness' and all symptoms of Dyspepsln,
Price 10 and 75 cents per bottle. Sold
by W. F. Biery, Weissport, Dr. C. T,
Horn Lehighton.
Croup, Whooping Cough and Bron
chltls immediately relieved by Shlloh's
Cure Sold by W. F. Blery Weissport,
ir. i. iiorn i.enignion.
That hacking Cough and can bo so
quickly euro by Shlloh'n Cure. Wo
gaurantce It. Sold by B. F. Biery Weiss
port, i it. i . i. uorn, Lciugnton.
Will you suffer witli dyspepsia and
liver complaint? Miiloirs V itallzcr I
guaranteed to cure you. Sold by W. F
Biery, Weissport, Dr. C. T. Horn, Lc
iugnton.
Sleepless nights, made miserable by
mat. lernoio eougn. .union's uure l
tho remedy for you. Sold by W. V
Blery, eissport, C. T. Horn, Lehigh'
ton.
Catarrh cured, health and sweet
breath secured, by Shlloh's Catarrh
Remedy. Price 50 cents. Xasal injec
tors free. Sold by W. F. Blery, eiss
port, u. i. iiorn, Lonigmon.
For lame back, side or chest, uso
hmioivs porous Piaster. I'rice .'. cents,
Sold by W. F.' Biery Weissport, Dr,
t-. i . uorn Lenignton.
Shlloh's Cough and Consumption
Cure Is sold hy"us on a guarantee. It
cures Consumption. Sold bv W. F,
Blery eissport, C. T. Horn Lehighton.
When a young woman marries a
man for his money, would It bo proper
to say that tho man has married his
"hired girl?"
Tho young couple .who before mar
riage thought they would live on love
are now living on corn bread and hom-
Racklon's Arnica Salve.
Tho best salve in the world for cuts,
bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rhucm. fever
sores, tetter, chapped hands, chilblands,
corns, and all skin eruptions, nnd posi
tively cures piles, or no pay required.
It Is guaranteed to give perfect satsfac
tlon, or money refunded. Price 25 cents
per box.
It used to bodcathtoconnterfcltthc
coin of the roalm, yet for ages past the
moon has beenputtlngotU new quarters
every month.
Queer reading would be the history of
names. We cannot, however, go Into
the subject now, except as far as to say
that Dr. Kennedy's "Faoritc Jlenictly"
ivas called by that name, in an Informal
fashion, long before tho doctor dreamed
of advertising it for public use. Speak
incofithe would say to his patients:
"This Is my favorite remedy for all
troubles of the blood, A-e.," and Its suc
cess was so great that ho dually spelled
the word with capital letters.
"What will be tho drink of tho fu
ture?" asks Mr. Moody. There will
doubtless be many drinks, among which
whisky will loom up prominently.
Xcver neglect a constipated condition
of the bowels, or serious rosults will
surely follow, such as pilos, impure
blood, and many chronic complaints.
Burdock's Blood Bitters.
"Pa, how funny this looks In this
paper! The printer has got tho words
all mixed up, so there is no sense in it."
"Xo, po, my child- That is a new poem
by Tennyson."
Very Remarkable Ree-avory.
Mr. Geo. V. Wlllins. of Manchester.
Mlnh wrltAfcr fv vlfi. ln hMn
i helpless iforvewhcW-j 1
' tliat she eoula not turn over In bed
a happier home." The widow U about
bringing a libel suit. These Oakland
vrcsjtc art rco ;a:ut f sr th'!: I
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