Advertising Rates. Wo Uosiro t to lie distinctly understood kt no advertisements will be inserted hi the oolumns of Tub CarkiiM Adviioatr that nisy bo received from unknown parties or larms unlet! accompanied by Ins man. The following are our only terms! OKK SlJUitlE (10 LINKS), One Year, each insertion 10 rts. Blx months, eaoh Insertion IS cts. Throo months, each Insertion..... 20 cts. Less than three months, first insertion $1 J each subsequent insertion 25 els. Iiocal notices lo cents per line. II. V. Morthimkh, jr., Publisher. Attorneys & Counsellors, y- m. uAPSiim, ATTORN HY AND CorjNSBM.OR-AT LAW, nxSTBicT,LtniontO!,PA. J RsalKstatsaodCatlectlon A cent v Will liuvnnd Btll Rl Ktst. Cionvsysnelnn .lestly dpD CoI s.tlon. promptly uinin. SeltllDC Kstate or Of idtnts a spselaltj. May bf eoiiialtnil In Knll.h oJtltrm.n. NCT.2S. rp a. sNVii:n, ATTOHNBY AT LAW, Ortcs-Oorner of Bunk Street fc Banlevvay 2nd bultdlnsr aboro thu Carbon Advocate Printing Office. May ), 188Hnel LKII101ITOW. Physicians and Dentists. TT B. W. W. BEHEU physicia and sunn EON, HANK STREET, LEIlltlUTON. OFFlCEHoursat Pimyvlllo Irom a.m., to It! m, dally. May bo eonsultod In tho English or Oerman Language. Way 17, 'M. -m" A BEBIIAMKK, 51 I)., ' rllYSlCIAf, AND SfltOKON gptelal ttntlon paid to Chronic Dlnencen. Ofne: South But corner Iron and iua sts., Lo blfhlon.Pi. April 3. IMS. M. KKHKK, M. 1). C. 8, JBsnmliilng Surgeon, TRAUTICIMO PHYSICIAN nndSUKCEoN. Danes; nanlt Street, riBiinK'b ut.0CK,'Lenisli. Ion. rs. May B consulted In tho derm 'n Language. Suit, 3 REMOVED. W. &. M. Seiple, Physician & SiirgeQii, lias Itetnoved his Offloo nnd llesldenee from Second St. to SOUTH Street. In tho building formerly oocupted by A. J IIoi.i.knmayub, where ho vrlll bu pleased to soe his friends and patrons. A3-OFFICE UUUKSi lioni 6 to 9 o'clock P. M. March 31, 1183. F. A. Rabenold, D.D.&, BRANCH OFFIOE-Next to Carbon House Bank St., Lehighton, Pa. Dentiitry In all Its branches. Teeth oic ir..i.H wiihMiir nnin. t;i ndmtnltcrod when requested. UMce U.iya-W EDNES- VAX ol n ieh WICK. I'. 1 Aiinress, LlTZENUEttO, Lehigh county, Pa. Jan. I), 18;5-ly. W. A. Oortrighf, D.D.S., IT. V. MoRTHiMKn. Jr Publisher. INDEPENDENT " LiVB and Let Live." S1.00 a Year if Paid in Advance VOL. XIII., No 11. ' LEHIGHTON, CARBON COUNTY, PA., SATURDAY, JANUARY 31, 1885, If not paid in advance, $1.95 rr...,.,,..,,,,.l,,.,.,.,........ ust received a large stock of the very latest paterns of apers which i oflTer at the fl owing reduced prices; WILTS, aodC iOC. White B!anks,10&12c. Browne's 7, .8 & 10c. All must be sold in a few months. Call at THOMAS' OFFICE : Opposite the "rsroadway House," Mauoh Chunk, Pa. D.in,a hn tlm henoIH of tlio lntott liu provment In mo.'lntnhal appliances and the bst msthrt l or Ire.mnoni iu in inrait. . m a.cTll PTTll mlnilnif tcrcd 1 dilr'd. irpiIUn, porcons resldlnK outside f Maush Chunlc, should m.iko ongascuients by mall. "Ill A BOOK ON Deafness &. Catarrh. The above named bonk of near 1"0 piisci w lin.sIIUE.MAKEI!. tho wcll-knimuex parlouccrt Aural Surneon, will ho sunt Iree Uunr address. Every family should have this Ilook. Tho'iookis lllmtr.vod, and lul- ly eiplains In plain language all Diseases or the EAR anil CATARRH, and how to treat tbcia ailments sccoc(stuil) Address, Dr. 0. E. Shoemaker, C13 Walnut Street, IIEAU1NU, Pa. Deo. C, 188.ly QARBON HOUSE, J. W. HAUDEMHUSII, PltOPIUETOIt IUkeSt., LitmntiTON, Pa. Tk.n unnv If nnK ntrcrs nrst.elass necom modatlons to the Travollnir public. Uoirdlnu bv the Kay or Week on Keason.itlo Torins, ijR iia I ; v.rf. w nc, mm i.ii uu a .1 1,, - ui is ami amines, nun aiiuu faaid. llodSlli tiro Hostlers, ultaehoJ. April 10-yl -pXCKBUTOX 110 11.1.. Hway between Mauch Chunk Lchlnhton LEOPOLD MEYEK, Pnorr.is.Ton, Faekerton, Pnn'. Tbls wsll known hotel Is admirably reflttn and h is the bost nccoiuinodattuns lor nerinan 'at and transient boarders. Excellent tnhl and the rorr bestllnujrs. Also tine stab! kttaebad, nept- Mauch Chunk House, Sniuehanna Street, Maueli chunk. Pcnna T. F. Ft. lilt, rroprletor. Wken vlsltlnsr at the County Beat thl Haul will found to be MrsUeUss In every res. pett. Wines. Liquors, Latter lloer, ClK'rs n other ltefreshinents of purest quality nt i'atronnii Thomas' Drug Store. GREAT -AND- Oil res Cowffh. Colds IToftr'inc', Crnti, eihrna, r.roncliitl?, WhQai'iii-t Coush, jniiplcnt Oonsui'.ix nuimuui ivi.uua vi-'ji-uniinii y icih.v.i3 1 fadatirrtt Knca of tho Ui-wasp. lTJto lOttia Cpu tton, 'llio Ccmi.no Vi fiUl's KSV ItMjuhitii irni'iwrs nnd bvovs our fr'icit'tf iHl 1 offUtriTd 1 t-adavnrks li wit t KiCjt.yi ,1 liuWa lltvt.l in n ( title, rt Ucl. tfri fnitiian-ixtttct. niifl tha rT 3Clirnn.ulmnIis.l'-iiif tividnf. hn la rfec't null tXf A. (f. Meyer Qt Uclo Tk -ift y-v "fi 1 a n DRUG STORE Dargains. for Diii'lings' Old Ftand, Hank SUect, LEHIGHTON. HfYFEVERPy Cit'uiiscs the HcR(ll!nys Iiiflaiimiitt ion HcalbtlifSorcs I!cs(ori.s (lio ciucsoflaslo J' P. J1 r. c tl 4 to cent at DrutrKlsls. coctnts by mail krIj. tercd. Send fur circular. Sample by mall 10 cents. UKUTUCKf, IltuallF. unegu,n. 1. deo-W-yl FHYFEVERMy &M W y 4m rrurosiAS uiMir.nr.R, X CONVEVANUEIi, AND BKNERAL INSURANCE AGENT Tli following Cocipjinlen aro Uoprsieated: U13iSA N MO rUAUPIIIK. , READING S1UTUAL FIUII, WYOMISOjFIBB. ro rTsvtLLKiPinitr LIMliarj FIRK, and tke TRAVEI.EHB ACCIDENT INFUKANUE Also rentnilv.inlautl ilutaal IIocsu "1 hlel etecilvo and toiuvafiro Omtiany. llareu 23. 1373 TUOa. KISMElintl. Iirtv Lfinco'a PIti3TlmKrentTobnceo An1 A. XE&OEDY III THHEE PARTS. nly a (iog,nt lie wulleil tliero y Hie picket fence in I ho cblil nijht air He I:ccj1o I not the ilytnz day, He'd a Job on hand and fame to slay. lie bail (eon a strange pup, an hcur before, tfolj'y enter the parlor lit or j He bad seen bis mistress .feed htm on pis, And rogaul bun, withal, with a kindly eyo. And (he dog's heart hardened j' lie feared that he No longer a petted doggy would bo j" So he ynwed revenue on the upstart pup ; Aud swore that night be would chew mm up II. Only a durlo with a stony stare, Blithely humnilngitbo latest air., - r Ho atiihlcd along as best lie might" For bis shoes weio long and his trousers light. . , A sickly smile played on his face, He sueked his cano wilh careless graco, And remarked, asa glass in eye be stuck, It's the solicit snap I ever struck." III. Only a howl it cams Irom the dudo . While calmly Hie d.'ij, tho kit leg chewed Ol tho upstart pup who had dared to share With him the gifts of his mistress fair, The poor dude tried in vain to Bee, Tho dog chewed on with fiendish gleo Till naught was lelt but a slender cano Tu mark' the spot where the dude was slain. jV. 0. Times BEYENGE. How gleefully the birds sang that morn iug us they flattered iu their gildtd ctigoi h.uiciiic in tho litllo room Jack called her -'private parlor." How bright the Bkiei were, and thu fragrant ycranltuus blossoming iu the windows sremod uioro beautiful than ever. On tho rug, in the sunshfne, tbo two pet Mttcna, Spitfire aud Siiaulitr, purred, nnd curled up iu one corner Ql tho bola, licrfo!teye fhin ing and htrchoeUs Blowing redly, little Jack hcrstltlbcuqht that the btauty if scene without, and the guy carol of the the nlr, nud a low hiss riacbed her ears Sho storied suddenly to her fett. Too well ebo knew the import of the sound to linger, and she sprang quickly from tbo nrbor. But nho wna too into to es cape. Half busptnded from a far-rench-lug beach directly bifoia her, v.Ub rotked tonguo anil glistening cyis, a ycung cobrn looked dowu npot! lla vio. tlm. Hut Jane Matchrnont was madn of bravo material, nnd drawing the loug poniard she nlunya carried, she waited courogooUBly for the e' greenish head to descend. It came slowly down. The while fang's looked keeu and hharp, nud tho hideous mouth yo'.vutd Ilka the mouth of some terrible cavern. Jane felt the edgo of tho poniard; it would have split n hair. Aud graspn g tuo handle lightly she waited lor tho last quick dart which tho serpent would niako nt his victim, nnd whtu it came she raised the poniard high in thonir nud gave Ike cobra cue deadly blow. It was dealt with her whole strength, nud tho blood tpurled in great red drops ou her clothes, while tho body hlowly un wound itself from tho limb nnd fell Upon the greensward by the sevciod head. Miss Mrtrcbmont ejed tho dead serpent fixedly, nnd n UenditU thoaght entered her bruin. Unwindinc tho criruion scarf from her neck aud shoulders she wiped her dagger. Then, wilh tho nid of tho'scaif, she drew the dead body into the arbor and covered it carefully with leaves. Half an hour later she entered the tllu- iug-room as ccinpotedly as though sto had but ooma from n quiet Mumber, aud embracing Lcr cousiu, tensed her play fully. Litoiu the afternoon Jack com plained of a headache, nnd with tho geullest touch in tho world Hisi March mout bathed It in cologne, and advised her lo walk down to tha nrbor aud have a quiet nap. ' If I bleep too long you must call me, for Donald H to come nt 0 o'clcck," she siid, as she stood on the threshold of the d )or, Sanne'.te, the maid, was brush' iug tho hall nud heard the low tencs, as Jaok btepped off the yernudn. illsi Marohmont promised, and a queer, inexplicable smile played around her mouth as -lack disappeared down the walk, She has gone lo her death,'" she hissed "for the living cobra will as surely fol low tbo trail of its dead mate as the snn shlue3. It is thero by this time aud woe to yon. Jacqueline Ktmtl Your lover's eyes will see you n loathsome, bloated thing, wheu next Ihey rest upon you; and, as you die, so may perish, all wLo stand between my love aud me, The mouionts crept on, and the hard on the dial pointed to the hour of o Miss Marchmonl walked back aud forth, her rustling silk trailing iu heavy fi Ids ou the soft carpet, and her hands lecked tightly together. Unable to endure tbo supeuse, kbe threw open the low Fret ch window and went slowly down tho wa'.k A horrible tight met her eyes, Jack lav sleeping on Iho settee, her The Itev. Gen. II. Thayor, of Ilflurbon, Imp, sayss "Both myself and wife-nwo our liyes tu Shllch's Consumption Cure." Sold bv V F Bler.V, Wcissputl, and 0 T Horn, Lelilgliton. Are you made miserable by indigestion, coiistlpullun, dlzines4, lns of aruHjlllo, yel low sklti? Bhilnh's Vitolljer fs a positive euro. 8jM by W F Hiery, Woisspett, and 0 T Horn, Lehlghtou, Why will you cough when Shlloli's Cure will give liriinodia'e relief. Price 10 cents, CO cents atid 41. Sold bv W F Bierv. Wolssp.irlj C T Horn, Lelilghlon. Shlloli's Catarrh Remedy n positive euro for catarrh; diphtheria, and canker ino'ilh. Suldhv W F fliery. Weissport.and T Horn, Lehtghtoti, "Hockmelnck" a lasting and fragrant lorfimie. Prieo 23 anil uO cents. Sold bv W F Ulcrv. WelsinSrl. aud OT Horn. L'j- hlghton. BhiUh'a Curo will Immediately relieve roup, wlinoii tiff . iMtteli and brnnoliltis. SolJ by W F Biery, Woissnor: C T Horu. Lehlglilnn For dvspensla and liver cnmtilaint. vou baye a primed cliaranleo on every bottle f Sliiloh's VHnlizer. It never fails to cure. M by W F Bierv. Wemuort: CT Horn. Leliiglitou. A nasal inipcior free with each boltla of Sliiloh's Catiirli Itumeily. Prlca 5U couts, Sold by W F JJicryWelsaport, 0 T Horn, euigiituu. Snbsertbs lor the Caiiuo Advocate ouly SI. 00 a yesr. Sapphire anil bronze figures in vel vet nre seen on garuet satin grounds, to be inado up with plain garuet or bronze velvet, for visiting costumes. Striped suits fcr misses havo n kilted klrt wilh the darkest color ou tho out- ide; tho polanniso matches the lighter shade, with a folded plastron of the stripes. The long, p,iiu Newmarkets, in green, black, brown or blue jersey stock inet, with lasting buttous aro popular for young girls. Black laco flounce? embroidered ith gold aro worn with gold ornaments ou all black costumes; others with palm leaves in iridescent U;ads have clasps and buttons lo match. Bncklon's Arnica Salve. The best salvo in the world for cuts, bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rhuem.fever sores, tetter, chapped hands, chilhlands, corns, ml all skin eruptions, and linsitivelv curc illes, or no py required. It is guaranteed o give period satislactlnn, or money re undoj. Prino 25 cents per box. t...1a illmi ntit,l ntilv lirt t'.-n rr-floft. tiou of her own happiness. She could ' b"mlsl cros,cl1 "k'1")' 0,1 b!r bre'' a.ml hardly believe it. bnt the glitttrit a ring I on tho forefinger of her left baud wrs HELPS ilia liar Tarms very moderate. , ollsltaq. Sopt. it, 18S.1 Beer Saloon ant Marat, 1143 Vine St., Philadelphia. Dennia Gilbert, Proprietor, Tho Par Is funrlshed with ehoice Cigars, Fria Lsner, ami othor refreshments. Per sons from tho Lahlirh Valley visiting Phlla tlslnata aro respectfully lnvfted to utve rae a all. lKuaia HauEnT. Marah 3. lU(-tr, J. W. EAUDENBUSH BasaectlDlly announo'i to tha nubllo that ha (as opsqail a NEW LIVEKY STABLE In Macstlon with his hotel, and Is prepared to hsratsh Taaos for Fansrals Wciugs or Business Trips oo shartrst notice and most llberalcerms. All ordtrs lift at tha"CarUn Ilnuio" will rrcetre Eroatpt attsntloa. Siabio on North Street, it tao holt), LehlKhton. iau'.-J-vl f.irwnrklnj people. Bend 10 cents ostngo, ana wo will mini )uu tree, . rnn). inliuiMo snmtdo Pox ot rimvIS that will put you in tho way of mak ing more money In u few day than you ier thouulit j 0-sitil i at any builnos. Capital not requ'red. You can Itvo at homo uml work In sp-iro tlmo only, or all tho itmo All nl both sexis. ol all auct, vr.mdly sucoesslul. 50 eint to tsaio easily e.irned every i venlnu. I hat all who want work may tret the lust res', we mnko Ihlsunpar illelcd otlcrt 'loall who arc n it well pitrslloil wo lll uml f I to pay for tho Iruublu i f wrltl u us. l ull paritcultirs, illircllnup, etc., sent frus. liu in-nsu pov abfiilutflv sun-for alt whnstait atoneo. Don'i delay. Address Stiksom fc Cc. I' irtl.n I, M.uao,' Ur.:o-ly , Dr. C. T. Horn, Central 'Dxug&Store, Opposlta tho ',; Carbon House," .Bank Street, Lehighton, Pa., ... . Keeps a full supply of Pure Drugs & Medicines, Fancy and Toilet Articles, Stationery. & Choice' Cigars. Choioo Wines and Liquors for Medicinal purposes, Proscriptions very carefully com pounded, day or night. ALSO, Just received, an Immense stock ol Newest and most Popular Designs Id Wall Papers AND ' Borders, which ho Is offering at Prices fully as low as the samo qualities and Patterns can be got In the Cities. If you aro about redecorating yoifHiome, call and soe styles and learn the prices h'eforo purohailnK clscwhero. Keiv.cmbcr, HIE OENTUAL DltUO Store, Fob. il.-yl DH.O.T. IIOUN. 4T)T)Tf7Tl Sends cents for postage andre r n I ill, 4,'v free.aeostly boj il leoods I llltIlJ.w,,h wln help yg,, lo mft'r, aaoaey rhcht away than Kiyllilnli In7hs world, All, of Uhertoi,suioel frenrjHrar aomr. The broad way to fortnno operlsbe. m the worksrs. absolutely sure A'tunse 44IIH, Tana is Co., Augusta, Me, !). ly r--faLlNTON UltErNEY.Iashlonable ItrB lloor and tJsoa Maker, Uaok El., Cfhtjibteo. All work warranted. I In presents (tlvcn away. Send us live cents nostoiro. and bv llUUUmatl you will tret free a narlcaifo of troodsof larie value, that will siartjeu In worw that will at onro Ijrlnx you In money f.i.lor tlinn anything elso Iu Amirlei All anout thu iJOO.OOO in prcsonts with each box. Aaenls wanted everywhere, of either sex, of all ''', lor all tho lime, cr spare time only, tow rk for us a their own homos. Fortunes for all workers absoluioly assured Dun'c delay, II. IUmktt & Co., Portland, Me. llfOltUjf Subscribe ibr tho Ad VOOate, only 1 per yenr. tests whtr.i ail list raits. rUMtUoufilitiyrup. TafttGflKood. j Usdlutiuie. huldbyUruurlhUi. I cvid.nico enough, to convince ber that it unit be so, ncd that.ol till women, pbo was preferred by Bon iM Holland, anil selco'.ed by him to bu bis wife, "And I always tborght ho fancied comin Jane," mnsed Jack, turning tbo raig round Ihe dau.ly finger, "with her stately ways and long words, when it was I, niter nil. Ah, bow glad I am." Tho door swutig bofily open nnd a lady euteiod; a tall, elegant woman, robed in trailing folds of bilk. Jack looked up biuiliugly. "Dowu so soon, Jennii? I was not expecting you lor an hour yet," Miss Mi.rchmotit bowed quietly. "I have been walking for an hour and a half in tho acacia gulden," she said in a clear metallic voice that somehow seut a shiver over her listener. Jack's brows coulraoted for .an iu--dunt, then bbo laughed sollly and held up to view Hie shimmering rlug. "See, consiu nine. Do you not wish mo joj?'1 MUs Marchmonts ejeo blazed, and a dull, led spot glowed for a brief second Iu aieh cberk; but, couqnoriog herself, she akd in a vcicu made hubky from emotion; 'It is Mr. Holland's ring, Is it not?" A rojy tido flooded Jack's neek aud face. "Yes," she leplied, "wo are eu gaged." "Ho was hero this moruing." "He was, It has not beeu half an hour since ho went away." The red spots on Miss Marcbmotit's cheeks faded away, and her face grew ashen; but she kissed Jack's lips and wished her joy, aud then, wilh slow stc;B, lelt the room, Out iu tho acacia walk she swept her Kilkon tUrU up and down, back nud forth, until it seemed that the restless feet most stop from theer exhaustion At the extreme end of the walk stood bo. uenth two great pnlmette trees a tiny bower where she ofleu spent hours aud hours over her books and embroidery, or where, with her cushions, she took many an afternoon siesta; for Miss Marehmunt was an East Indian by birth, nud iu herited all the love of ease and luxury common to the raco of oriental devotees, "So bo will marry her," she muttered between her set teeth. "She, the liltl pelted darliug ot every one. My find my heart will breM' She sink down on ner kneen, her bmiy ebukit g uitb con vuUive kobu. "It ouiuM it iuut not be." abu orUd, wildlv, "I who luve htm so, who liai'4 endured miiub, bbould ba the one." Tho binouUtriug pruy eves grew in tensely bliuk) the lon, uluiouil-sMlved Iiel'i txpuude I. anil ii while, iruii)y lliu eucirclnl her umutli. "W, re it not fur lur he would take me. I mut I will pat her out of the wuy," A faint, sickening perfume crept upon lie: long, loose hair tailing in n glutei ing ntao over tho crimson cushion. Al ova her, with slow, utidulatiug molicu, llyins snake was swaying to and frr, while too air was heavy with a ill. 11 Giokening smell. For a moment her heait failed her.but ouly lor n moment. Setting her teeth firmly together, sho prepared lo see Ihe cobra give tho death-blow to tho unoou scious sleeper. li'iftt it swung and lower: more sub tie still crew lhat dangerous scent. The groat, green head beut farther down, an tbo terrible mouth opened to its widest capacity. MUs Marchmout crouched low iu tb Mb. "Dili" sho casei' "D'a Jacqueline ICime. I would not turn my hand to save jou from a thousand dealhs,'' Her h.iudn we-r tightly clenched and her face was covered with perpiralion, hut he: heart was bravo with its murderous pur pose, Tho snake now ceased its undnlatoiy motion and wilh its horrible eyes fas tened on its uetim raised its head fo: thefiual blow. Up it came, the jaw distended, the cruel fangs thinlng, th forked tonguo ilartiug toward tht blee; ing girl then a crunching of heels ou the graveled walk, Ihe sharp report of a pistol, and Jack lay senseless, but snveri, in Donald's arm, while the cobrn, mut ilated, bleeding and dead, fell cu the arbor floor. Miss Marchmont stood for a single in stant as if Iraubflxed. ' -Yon nre a mur deress," said Holland, poinliog to the body of tho serpent that was covered with her scarf, "Thouk heaven! I came in time to have my poor Jacqueline.'' Miss Marchtaont turned ilowlv.steppcd backward, aud tell proue upon tha earth, tho poiut of tho poniard pieruiog her very hoart, "I die," bhe said, turning uer glaziup eyes upon him, ''for death is pleasauter than life without you. But I would havo killed her if I could. You have saved her from tho fate I prepared for her, and be happy if jou cau, knowing that my dying cutso shall follow tou both," The death rattle soundod in her throat and her head fell uack ou the ground. THE BRIDAL KOBE, Top boots cover a multitude of shlus. A briolc iu tbo hod U worth two in the bat. A Wall Street lamb sometimes be. comes ash heap. Kuow thy neighbor; the proper study of mankind is to find out wh i he is. Old age lives in tho dead past," remarked the philosopher as ho gazjd at a pair of ancient boots onTi ash heap A young man who proposed to his girl and was met with Iho reply, that she otildn't see it." Is now itjofu than ever convinced that love is bljud. runkonness, or tho Liquor Habit, can be curaaby admtnute,rinzDr. Haines' Golden specific. It can ba given in a cup of eolfeo or tea without the knowledge of the person taking. it, effecting a speedy nnd permanont cure, ' whether the patient is a moderate drinker ir an nlcoholic wrccir. Thousands of Irunkards have been mndo temnerale mon who have laken tho Golden Bpocifin (n lliolr CfifTee without their knowledge, and to-day believ they quit ilriuklngoftlieir own (no will. Ku harmful elteoU lesult Irom its ailiuiuljtralinn. Ciiescuaranteed, Circulars and testimonials sent free. Address, Giir.ntts Srrcmo Co., 185 Bi.ce St., Cincinnati, 0. Cliffs aro worn all tha way from tho palm of the hand to the car, same as last season and the season before that, clear baok to the time they wero invented, "No, I'll never speak to him again,1' said n determined maiden after a quarrel with her lover. "The oyster season is now over two weelu old, nud ho hasn't yet asked me to have nny." Sullivan, the Mugger, will givo yon. SoOO to box him for twelve nilnuter, Eleven minutes nnd thirty seoonds is about tho time yon'll have left on jour bauds after being carried off senseless Ayer's Sarsaparilln wunderlullylmprovei ilia complexion, and britigs to old end yaung tlio bloom of health. As a purifier of the blood it has no equal. The Chinese gUtit, (Jhuiig Ou Sing, sleeps ou two beds at oucc, aud even tbeu, his bare feet protrude and loom up iu tha murky gloom of night, like hideous flte-horued monsters. There is a street railway iu this city so rough, that at tho eud of oaoh trip tho car driver noes inside nud picks up. from one to three tela of false tcotb rattled out of lht proper places. Very Remarkable Recovery. Mr. Geo. W. Willinc. of Manchester. Mich., writes. "My wife had been almost neipiesi mr ive years, so Helpless thai sho could not turnover In bed alone. She used two bottles of Electric Bitlers, and is so much improved, that sba is able now to do tier own work." Klectric Bitters will curo all that is claimed lor litem. Hundreds ol tesllmnni als attest Iholr creat our.itivo nowers. On ly fifty cents, a bottle at Thomas' Jru? store, Months after Donald led his brido to the altar ami to-day there is not a hap pier pair in tho Palmetto state than Mr. and Mr. II d la ml Out in the arbor Is n siditury grave, nud often Jack Inkes ber children there ai d tells them the tnrv ol ber marvelous deliverauce aud puiuU lo them ibu lowly resting plica ol Iho unhappy-fated Jane Mircbuiuut, "I waut to get n dog's muzzle," said a Utile fellow entering a hardware store, "la It for your father?' asked the oaulions store-keeper. "No, of course it Isu't,'' replied the little fellow indignantly, "it's for our dog.'' Is you gwlne to get an overooat this winter? aked a darky of a companion, "Well, I dunno how dal's gwlng to be,' was the reply, "I'd dons got my eye on a coat, but the fellah dat owns it keeps ins eye on it too." Mssh and milk sociables are the latest novelty in the West. Must ba a great rellet lo the ice-cream and cake young man, The uverago girl will pot eat mora tun ona bol of mush nui milk, during nu evening. Seasonable bint loyoung mem Don'l It is bum ibut giuuH usen in me throw nuy obstacle in tha way of yon obwipirr gradia of loa' ereaut. That U lidy frUuds, when they express ouio.iity icd cream "wun a hick iu it. auontthobize of your feet Y 'Orb rt'iday A rij.liil u-inq me uoop arouno a , is ooniiog, nnd If yon l;o about tha whisky barrel. j watter.tbe cbaooes aro your new slippers Subsorlbe for Ui Oakdon Advowts. will ba four sizes too taa.ll. Tho midsummer sun bung high in the hoavons the air was sweet with newly out grass, when Audrew Noilh cams whistling up to tbo nnoleut well and drew a draught of cold water In tha old bucket. He was n tall, handsome young fellow, with a silky black beafd nnd a com plexion of rich, healthy brown. It was difficult to imagine how he over came to bo related to tbo roar litllo old woman who was peeling harvest apples for pits on tbo doorstep. "Well, mother," saH tho young man cheerily, "how goes It?" 'Iho Widow Korlh heaved a borean high. 'My dear," said 8he, "thi,s is, n world of chauge and sorrow." "Well, mother, nud what has happened now?" "I was down to the store this morn ing,'' catd Mrs. North, "buying n skiin of carpet thread nud' two eight-ounce papers of tucks, and I bad to wait for the change till Ihe voting gal that runs the telegraph machine bad writ out the message. And I couldn't help seein' It over her shoulder; it was from a young man down in York State to Fauny Cleve land." "Husb, motherl" said Af.drew North, reddening to tho roots of his bair. 'Don't tell mo nny more. It is not for us to examine iuto Mrs. SleyeUnd'd pri vate affairs." "But It is my bounden duty to tell you this, Andrew,'' said tho M lady. "No young wouinu has any business to de- ceivo n man as Fanny is deceiving you. The bridal robo isfiuished,' was what tho young man telgraphed, 'Come and see it at once," Don t look so struct of n heap," added Mrs. North. "Ob, An drew; I never did put very much con fidence in Funuy from the first moment I set my eJes ou ber. Yes, you may de pend upon it, she is gniug to. "uo married light off, and to soma young man in the military bnsineES." Bnt the last words of the old lady's lugubrious sentence were lost in the ears ol her son, as ho strode aT,y under tho apple trees toward tho hay-field. "Poor Andrew)" sho sighed. "I'm afraid he'll lake it hard. But I never did think it right for a widow to marry again." And Audrawl Very different Tero his thoughts us be stood ont iu tho middle of tho level field where perfumed waves of "nutter-cups, daisies, and delicious grass followed tho Bweep of tho merciless bhdo. 'I don't believe it!" bo said aloud as bo oxatriiued the edge of his scythe, not knowing whether it was sharp or dull, 'I can't believo it. Fsnny Is not n wo man who Aud .yet, what a fool I am!" (suddenly flinging down tha scythe.) "Is tbero a woman in Ihe world who U free from deceit? Aud, after all, wo have not beeu formally engaged. J loved ber and I wns idiot enough to belioYo that (bo loved me.'1 The old lady meanwhile went around among her friends relating Ibo horrible story of the 'telegraphic mcssige' uuder solemn promise of secrecy, nud In tweu (y-loiir hours everybody iu Lindenvillo knew all about it that Mrs. Cleveland, the pretty young artist who had taken Wild Rose Coltag1?," was to be married very soon, nnd that tbo bridal dress was already completed at a fusbiopubje em poriura Iu New York, Fanny Cleveland was entirely ignoraut of the tide of gossip that ebbed and flowed about her, nud p,U that surprised her was the unusual absence from her sido of Andrew North, tho stalwar young farmer, whom she had luirned to regard wilh tenderer feelings than that of indifference. Mrs. Cleveland was of tbo fair Btxon type of beauty rosy-oheeked and sunuy- haired, with bluo eyes, and a dimple i her cliln and as she walked dow: toward tbo railway station with a trim little bag on her arm, she soemed scaroe ly a day over 19, although in very truth bbo wan three and twenty. And as fnlo would have It, tbo very first person sh met nt the station was Andrew North himself. He bowed couitraiueJly, Oh Andrew," sho cried, "are you go ing to New York? ' "Yes." ha said. "I am going to the city also," said Fanny. Yes." be sold coldly. "Pray, allow mo to congratulate yon." "Upou whal?" "Upon your approaohing marriage, to ba sure," said Mr. Nortb, with a spas roodio sort of smile. "Bnt I'm not going to ba married, said Fanny. "At least, not that I know of. What makes you look so strange, Andrew?" And then Nortb told ber the whole story. "Ah!" said Fanny, whose color bad varied from white tu pink ns be spoke; 'so that is the mystery? Yes, it is all true. Tha 'Bridal Hole' is finished, I'm going to New York to see It. But isn't a dress at til it is a picture which my dear brother has just oompleted U to go Into the autumn exhibition, an Jeromo wants me to criticise it a little before it Is framed. And to think that my friends could possibly believe that that" Fanny Cleveland turned away, with ber eye brimming over with tears. The whistle sounded tha passeugers hurried out upon tbo platform Iho ticket ngen closed bis window wilh a reverberatin sltm. Andrew nnd Fanny wero njnuo. ant) In one seoond he bad clasped her in bU arms. "Hat yon will ba married? To me, Fanny. For I love you, darling, better than oil tha world," Mrs. Nortb was very much amazed wtn Andrew eras bck with tb old light in bis ryes aud the old fcmie upon his lips,. "Had good luck about Iho reaping macbiuo, Andrew?" said she. 'I've had good luck about everything mother," gayly ausyttred the young man. 'Ive bf to with Fanny CleYtlaud, to look at the 'Bildal llobel' And t'a tho pretti est tilng I ever beheld. " "What!" cried Mrs. Nortb, 'A picture painted by her brother,'' explained Audrew. "It represents a young R(tl the faca a study (row Fan ny's own trjing on ber wedding dress. And that wns the uiear.liin of your tele graphic dispatch, mother, dear," "Well, I declare." said Mrs. North. "And wo must fit up tho old house ns soou as pofible," added Audrew, "for 1 am going lo bring Fanny heio in Oc tober as mv wife. A,ud, mother, take my advice, let other people's telegrams alone after this. The Carbon Advocao An Independent Ftmllv iTewspapcr Published: ofory SATURDAY, la Lehighton, Carbon Co.,ra., by II.ttlUY V. MOItTIIIlWEJI. umns-UAsjKVt'AY. a i-hoit aistauca etit-y tho Leblsh Valley It. n, Dopot, Terms; $1.00 perAiinuni in Atee? n venr Dcsxraptiox i i-la and M5t T J o"b Priii tine? at viit low miens A Story of ttis Old Soil. UUiUslUliM 1011 v ffli """HI. aratMnraMji !jCKHiTi3HHEigm!HSM It ill'MMlW ;ijj'wlffliaii K mi. (Wuflii,.!!!!1, n 'J.ilr; , WiKir ft :MiM i niium:.! mjmi "trs "iin W ..' llf ..ui. ii n THE GREAT GERMAN REMEDY FOR PAIN, folate fcnd care niiEujLvTissr, NovtrAUrla, Sciatica, Lumbers-, DACriACIIE, UMICLE, TMIEICLG, 50RE THROAT, QUKSV, SWKLtlSOS, arjtAirco, Coruus, Cats, Bruises, ritosTBrrts, ( BUH53, SCA5.D9, Asl s etber U4Itr tcbes u.4 fibs, ' 1 nm cmn a iottui Sol.1V.ym Pmsstkl tat HooIcm. Vlrctltvk, U IX TbaCl:rie3A.TcccfcCi, (3fltKma lo A. TAt S C4 S.tUtur 1,1,1, The writer heard the following story a few evenings ciuor, To him it was very amusirg, ns well ns n good Illustration of atho aptness of different lnitids to miscon strue tho same tacts in quite opposite direotions. Soma time ago a learned Frenchman hecamo very etnhusiasllc on the snlject of a universal language for tho human race. After much thought and theorizing on the subject be came to the conclusion that the only language that could be universal at tha present day must be n language of slgus, Hoipg deeply Im pressed, with tho importance of this lan guors to humanity, ho determined to travel from country to couutry nnd leach in all their college and universities, As it happened, tho first country be reaahed In his travels was IreUnd, and the first institution ba went to was (be Uuivtrsity of Dubliu. He pallet) upon the president of the university, and after some conversation itb bim asked him if he had n profes sor of signs, in his university. Now there was uo professor of signs iu the university, bnt tbopresident.uot wiehlng o be behind the learned Frenchman, told bim that they had one. Tha Frcucbn an asked to be introduced to bim. Ihe prcsiient was taken aback at this, but told bim that ho could not see tbe pro- ssor that day, but if he would call the next day at tho same hour ho would in. troduce bim. After tha Frenchman had gone, tho president called bis professors together and told them tbo fix be was in, nnd told them that one of then must ploy the part of professor of signs next day. They nil demurred aud objected to this being afraid that they might be canght by the renchman. As uona of them was willing to. play the part, they at last decided to train Miko, thocboroman, for it. ilil.o bad lot an eye, aud w'as very bepsative about it, thinking that people wore noticing it and nukiug illusions to it. Mike was consulted, and consented to play tha part,providing that Ihe French man ahculd not refer to his defect. Tho nest day the president and pro febsors dressed Miko up in a good suit of clothes, took bim to a reoitaiiou-room seated him alouo ou the platform, aud then retired for tho Frenchman was to seo him alone. Before thev left bim they told him what to do, aud that he must not speak, Ho replied, "Suro I'll not, if ho sez nothin' about me oye." iU the appointed timo the Frenchman called, aud vas ushered iuto tbo "recita tion-room of Ihe professor of signs.'1 The president nnd professors waited in an adjoining room anxiously for the result. Iu a short time tha Frenchman came back to them, apparently muoh pleased. How did you liko cur professor of signs?" inquired tho president. Very much indeed. I congratulate you on your able professor, I am more than ever convinced that the language of signs is to bo tho 'uuivernl language. When I went into tha room I held up one linger, meaning there is one God He understood mo nt nnce, and held up two fingers, menuing Father and Eon, then held up threo Augers, meaning thero are three peisons in the Trinity, Ha replied by doubling up bis hand, meaning, and these threo nre one, J tbeu withdrew. It is wonderful, I am delighted." After the Frenchman had gone, the president and professors sent in baste for Mike, for though they wero pleased in bavins gotten ont of the dilemma, they wtre very anxious to hoar Mike's account of the interview, Miko came In very angry. "I tould yfz bo would bat eometbing about me oyo. The first thing be did was hould up wan finger, m'uniu' I had but wnn oye." "What did yon do, tbeu, Mike?" asked the president. "Sure, I held np me two flDgers, till let him know I had two fists; an' pbat does tba durty blackguard do but hould up three fingers, ma'auiu' wo bad bnt throe eyes betwaue us. Thin I doubled np me fist, an' wonld 'a guv the frog 'atin' varmiut a welt over his oye, bnt be comminst a-smilin', ou a-bovvln', an' a scraplu', on' wlnt out uv the room," Fur Something Very Nice In the Way of Ladles', Gent's and Children's BOOTS, SHOES & GAITERS QO TO Peter Heiin, opposlto the Publla Eqonrr, BANK, Street, Lehighton, vrherp you villi find a Large and Fashlonabto stock to select from nt Lowest Cash Prices. Also Ladies' and a tnt'i Boots ant Shoes Made to Order un sho notice, Bost 3Iaterial and Worki manshlp uuaranteed. Prices are fully a Low os elsewhcro, your pttronagali yj cordially Invited. y lQ-mJ. JET, H. Peters, THE TAILOR, J LY (l ' tl 8 i (A I I i o S 3 .StFIIINGS! bad Vorv Moderate Prices and Pcrfcot fits Is tha molto or this Establishment. YOU are In vlted to Inspect goods. II. II. PETE IIS, Post Office Uutldlne, BANK Stroo , April , 1S3I. Lehighton, P. Ho fasts enough that has bad a meal, uain got by a lie nil) burn one s finger. Timo marks bis lines of travel In wrinkles. What loneliness is more lonely tbau distrust? To work well, jou must bo in love with your work. It is fooib lo nuke ona's self miser able without curse. Contempt should fo tba best con cealed of our soutimeuts. Every bo'-y drags lis shadow, an j every mfad its doubt." SaUcribu for the Cash) Advicits enly HQQ a Tier Hair Vigor restores, with tlio closs and freshness of youth, faded or gray hair to a natutal, rlcTi brown color, or deep black, ris may be desired. By Its use light or red hair may ho darkened, thin hair thickened, and baldness often, though not always, cured. It ilicoks falling- of tho hair, and sthnu, lates a weak And sickly growlh lo vigor. It prevents and cures scurf and daudrull, and heals nearly every disease peculiar to tlio scalp. As a I.uillos Hull- Dressing, tbo Viooii is unequalled ; It contains neither oil nor ilyc, renders the hair eofl, glossy, and silken iu appearance, nnd Imparts a delicate, agreeable, and lasting perfume. Mil. C. P, IlinciiKii writes from Klrby, O., Jut ii 3, : " Last fall my Ualr oouiuieuce-l falt'lug nut, aud tu a short tlmo I became, nearly !ld. I used part of a bnula i( Avkk's IIAin Vronn, which stopped the fall lug of tho hair, and started a now growth. I havo now a full bead of hair growing vigor, ously, and mil convinced that but lor tba usaof your pieparallop I should Uayp been entirely bald." J, W. UowE.f, proprietor of tha UcArthw (Ohio) KMttlrrr, says i " Aven' Haiu looit Is a nut asimllout preparation for the lialr, 1 siwan of It from my own exiierlenoe, lla uso proniotea the growth of new hair, and makes It glossy and soft, Tbo Vinoit Is also a sura cure for daudrulf. Not within uiy klioM-Iedg'i has the preparation ever failed to glvu entire satlsractlop." Mtt. Axnrs Faiuuaih!', leader of tho celebrated " Patrhnlrn Fmnlly" of .Scotllslj ViwalMa, writes from Itmtim, Jinn'., 6, 10 . " Kver since uiy hair began to klve HI. vrry evhieiico of tho change which fleetltiu; tlmo procureth, t havo psed Avm's lUni Vliioii, nnd k liava beii able to nialiiiatii AiiappKiinnoo of yotulif uli.obs a mailer- f eoiisldrrablo onmeqiteime to ministers, " ti tan, aelnr. and In I 'ft rye ry Olio 'lu livti in tho oyes of the pub.li.'," Mas. O. A, PiiraifiTr, w riling frmn is F.ln St., (7, ir.'u'nc'. IA . li' I'. Two smisaoi:') .''"'lit ivutli,i!ir l"y Puis onmu oir. It t ' 'UMI veiy Mpbllv, rod I fist growing iMl.t, in. ti:g An ll' IUll Vm ill tlw (.illuian .MH.Iaiiil ' i gr "llj aommi.oe., nu Pn hIk ut n n'i In m Ki,, WM omiipliflvwiv-ii-l Willi slant llltr It Iios continue 1 t'lg.ove. nix I is untrue pnod n fur It fell. 1 rvgiilm I ned bin ,'ite bnttlq of tho Yniiiu, bit now iimi It vaaasloually a a,lieslug," tVe hayo hutvlrnls of similar Icstlmon a' to the eftlcaey of Aveu's Haiu Vioott, It necls but a trial to convince the most skepti cal ot IU value, lT.Er.vnr.n nv pr,vl,C.AycrcOo.,Lov;ell,M!ijo, Pol4hy!ePruf5ita,
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