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Terms: $1.00 pcUnnM in Aflyaiice KVT.nr wacrurMos of nil astd riser J ob Printing AT VUUT LOW l'UICUS J H. V. Mouthimeu, Jun'r, Publisher. INDEPENDENT" Live and Let Live." $1.00 a Year if Paid in Advance. VOL. XII., No 44. LEHIGHTON, CARBON COUNTY, PA., SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 20, 1884. If not paid in advance, $1.2f. f l.mtls ip.elt.ltT. Ms bs consulted In e'rialbb a, . U.rMnn. wet. 3. rp A. SNYUKB, ATTORNEY AT LAW. (Jrricc -Corner of Bank Strestfc Bankway lad building; above tlio L'arbon Advooate I'rlntlns: Offleo. MT , uiMno LEIllOUTON. Physicians and Dentists. PHYSIUIA . ANL- BUKOEOW, HANK STREET. I.KlllflllTOrf. OFFICE Hours at Parryvllle From a. m., to 12 m. dally. Maybe consulted In the English or Herman Lansuaice. May 17. 'St. -TT7- A. iEIUIAMKK, 51 1)., ' PHYSICIAN AND srnGKON Sparlal ttntlon paid to Chronic Dleae. (ISlea: South Kaat corner Iron anil Snt sts.,l.e ilhlon.Pj Ar.rl'3. IMS. jsq- It. ltr.HEU, iU. 1). rj. H examining Surceon, rRAt.TICIMO I'HYSIOIAX and SU UOEON. Oaricsi Uank street. IIeucb'k ulook, Lehiali. Ion, ra. II a, baooiisaiiefllntheOi.rra n LatiBuaite. Nny. !I0. REMOVED. W. G. M. Seiple, pEysician & Snrgcon, Has Removed Ills Ofllce and Residence from Second Ml. to SOUTH Stree.',ln thobulMlnit formerly occupied by A. J Iioi.i.knmaveii, Kbira he will bo pleased tn eco Ills friends and patrons. 3-l)rFlUE M' UH-: from 8 to 9 o'clock 1 M. March 31, IK3 W. A. Cbrtright, D.D.S., ml OFFICE : Opposite tin-"Broadway House," Mauoh Chunk, Pa. Patients hare th benefit of trie lHteit Im provement In me hanl-ul npidUnrcs nn.j the esst inothul nrtreattnent In nil surtrle.il easts. ANSTHEVli' administered II desired, If linsnl'ile, persons residing outside of Ifauch Uhualr. kould in iko ciiKHCi-tnonia by mall. Its Tl c CARBON HOUSE, J. Yf. ltA.UDEVIlU.SII, PROPRIETOH, IUkkSt., LmiiaitTON, Pa. The (ia.ibom House offers flrst-class nccora. mo.tatlons to the Trarodnic pibllii. Ilonrdlnic by the tly or vv eolc on Reasonable Terms. (Ikolee Ulnars. Wines and l.inuors alwayon hand. lined Sheds ami Stables, Willi atteo- tty. Hostlers, .iitaohel. April 10-yI, TpACKEIlTiiS 110 I'M,, illdway between Maack Chunk & Lehlaihton LEOF()I.l)MEYER, PnorniKToa, Paekerton, Penn'a. This well known hotel Is ad mlrahly refitted, an k is the best ai-cominoilallons lor tiTinan. tat and traniteat boarders. Kxcellcnt table BaMhevery host liquors. Also fine stables attacned. Sept. 10-yl. Mauch Chunk House, Sasaaahanna Street, Mauch Oliunk. Pcnoa., T. P Fi:ilK, rruiirieior. Then vlsltlne at iho County Seat this Netel will found to be Qrst-class In every res pect. Wlics. Liquors, l.ager iteer. Clours and other Hefreli.nents of purest quality at 'the Har. Terms very moderute, pHtrcnaao solicited. Sept. St, 18S-1 Beer Saloon awl Restaurant, 1143 Vino St., Philadelphia. Dennis Gilbert, Proprietor. The Par Is funrlsbed with choice rigors. Fra I.sif-r.snil oilier rciresniiienis. i-or sons Iroiu the-Lehtali .Valley vlflllnir Plilln delulila are resurciluily Inrlircl to iflvo ine a calif llKMNia UlLBKIlT .Mareli S, 1-S tl. Liyery & Sale Stables :.a?7i J J - f ANK Tn.KBr.UI&lllUllTON, V .'AST TUOTi'INO UORSEd, KLEUANT (JAUHIAGES, ud VMiUtelr LOW till PllIOES than any other Lucty in the Co jnty, l.arxsand handsome Oarilaces for faners I triwsss aett Weildlnsa. DAVID UBOKRT T r. II, I Ml J. V, RU1)ENBUSH Ke.aeetlally annoanes rn the pnhllo that he has op.neda .NEW I.IVERY 8TAIILE In einn 'etun with his hotel, and Is prepared to rarnisn teams (or Funerals TOfe or Mo Trips an sherirst aotlee and most liberal! erral. All orders left at the'HjArb-m House' will recelvo P'Oaapt atleatlin Stable on North S reet, next tke koiet, ueniichton, )aiiri.yl PATENT. f ANDERSON &. SMITH1 Solicitor olU. N. ami For, tn Patents No. 700 See, athHtreet, ear. I), epp. II S. Paler.t oftlre, Wiitn'on i'orresponiicncesniirite.1 No ch'i lor adriee. no Ice eharae.1 un I Patrat Is alio,-!. Reterenees. I .ml Johaok t'o. Hankers, and Postma.ter. fTashlnatoa, 1). t;. ranipnieis or innruc tlenstree majiie,, I'tzsfi) I.TSTi IN Ilitr.rN'EY.faihloniible li. a, Hoot and mil jukbr, iianu si Lehlnklon AT worn wsrranteij 11 tin IHaitnsa sperlalty. and WA AIM M u," rs. a un itkiva Lrl SAHIIMETKAII (IHItrlFIIlAT. r. ! all klmlsof LAND StHtlPT iumrlit an ladd. f,re Stork, and lllirhest Prices ptld. tin ynu an' '0 auorimvi n so, write to A. A TIH I. MAS, Attorney at Law, Washington, l. IJ, )un,- uc. Sen I ec. fnrpostair, and re eelVH free, a costly boxtnf koo1i which w II hrln you ti more toney rmni away man snyi tunic eise in tins wrld. -A II. of el ber..ei,u cni from first hear. The, tireM way to fortune opens be. sre the wofkrrt.faUolutelyJsure At once 44i,T!fIs,v.,roriismi,Mt. ly .aaTS.'!L,lMt&Jir Thomas' Drug Store. 0 i?l hd 11 1 hi s3 2 lbs cd CO rr PI p. s o PI C cf (D H I o o & to rr H to CD I'CfQ P c a Krt I I CD o TO CD ct o O 5 GO o P-. rs P If a typf) of cn tnrrh hnvlniz pe culiar ej mplon.fi. It Is niicnlpil by nn inflnmed enn Ililon of (he lin I e- ing m'-mt-rrtne of ho nnslrll? tenr iIurtF, ami threat h Hool hit; ihn Iuhk9. An iirrM mucuf l?erreted I lie tltfchnryc Is it c p o tn p nle'l with a 1'iilnlul fnirulnif soup a fi.....iai. r.vv taJ i. j 4 j tun. Tnero ore uisA. l'crure ppanmii of AY-FEVER ?.?, 'S.k:s! -j t n e c 7. i n L'. i r ache, awatervnnd Infiatned rime l tlioeycs. Elv'a Cream Ralm Is a rctneilv founded on a correct illnurnosls of this illsenso and can be depended uon f0 cents at ilrtuuisis, foe. ni man. rumple ooino ly mini locis. elv lliii'i".. HrUKi(lsts, Owcko, N. Y. decra-yl rpiOSIAS KCltl'.ni'.R, X CONVEYANCE!!. AND QF.WERAL INSURANCE AGENT The followlnK Compnnles are Repre stated! LKUArt Mil rUALFIUIS. REAI)IQ HUTOAL, FIHB, WYOMING FIRE. rOTTSVlLJii: fire. I.nillflli FIRX. and the TRAVELERS AOUIIILNT INh'UH ANOE Also r-onnwlsunh and .tutujl lloi'u Thlel etce'lre auil In.uram e Companr. Marca:3.u;i tuos. kemereu. flflTTl for the wo-klnir class. Send lncls Tl 1 1 1 1 1 ,or l'osinuc, ami wo will mall you ,iujjij IYfiAri,fAt vulualile boxfircninnlr irnnds tliatwlll put joi In thewuynrnmklnic more ntoiicy In a few ias i linn von errr thouttht pocslhle at any liuslnrss. 'fjnpttiil no ri'nnlreil. Vo will start you. Ynu can work ell the time or In n..ire time only. The work Is unln rs.illy nilanlrct to l oth s ic younir nnd old You nin i niil earn Iroin 60 cenis to f to crery eyeuinK l lmt all wlui wuntwork may test the business, we ninke this unparalleled nircr : to all who nre not well satisfied we will send 1 tn ay for the trouble ol wrlllnirua Full particulars, ill. rectlnns, ele., a nt free Fortunes will he made by those who aire -heir whole time to work, tlreat success iibsolutelv .lire, ltnti't delay, Stnn now. Address Stikson U Co , i-anianu, Maine. declfi-ly Dr. CT. Horn, Central Drug Store, Opposite the " Carbon House," Bank Street, Lehighton, Pa., Keeps a full supply of Pure Drugs & Medicines, Fancy and Toilet Articles, Stationery & Choice Cigars. Choice Wines and Liquors for Medicinal piiriows rreM-riptinus very carefully com jiouuded, day or night. ALSO, just received, an Immense stock of Newest and most Popular Designs la Wall Papers AND Borders, which he Is o(Terlna:at Prices fully as low as tho same qualities and Patterns can be not In the Ultles. If you are about redecoratlnc your home, call and see styles and learn the prices before purchasing; elsewhere. Rsnember, U1E CENTRAL, llltUU Store, Feb. Z. yl Dtt. II. T. HORN. wanted lor the Lives of all The UUU11 AW Pirarrst. hundsumi-f I. best h.,.,u , I'rr'ioents oi ine u. . The eyer sold for less than twice our price The laslcst selllns; bonk In America linnif-nse rinrttt inaicents. All Intelllumt iieople want t. Any one enn become n sncccsslul agent Term free. Hallett Hook Co., Pnriland, Maine. declS-yl a week at home. J5.01 outfit free. Pay absolutely Kure. No risk, l apltal not reuufred. Reader. II vou want business at which iiersons of rltber sex, old ervoun.r. ean make arret nav all the ilino they work, with absolute certainly, write for particular, to II. Haliktt l Co., Hiirtlai.d, j Subscribe ibr the Ad vocate, only $1' pdr year. a- CD f1 C3 r- TUE LAUQU IN SCHOOL. llnH on for a innment, teacher You bful better iRlinre the rule, Than In punish that Utile urchin Who has just laughed out tn school. Had bo done It out of inntlce, It would be a different thing; lint he could nn morn help it Than a talk can help to sing. I know by his clouted jacket, And his shoes tied wltb a cord, That a laugh is Iho only luxury Of childhood hocsn afford; An.l he hasn't much time left him For even that tnylal joy, For be'II hate to earn his li vice White he is yet a boy. You nsk why I defend him? Well, the, fact is. yesternight I fo in.) a dogs eared primer That I used when but a mile; And, In Imagination, As I turned Its pojes o'er, I saw some wonderful pictures That I nover found before. I shiv a certain urchin, (Called Clarence by the Inys,) Go toddling into the school, room, Making Ills share of noise; I raw him during school time Piny pranks upon the sly, With the rosy little Agnes Till she laughed as she would die. And I think wn nil nre belter, Wnen wo crow up to be men, If we havo something to maka us Xok lark word now and then; And therefore I insisted You hnd better ignoro the rule, Thon punish that little fellow Who bin just laughed out in school. THE BOSS PASSENGER. Normau Majdola will never bo able, to tell jmt whit he thought n be sat with tbo ilriyer on "tho outbide" and coached away uown the rlittigeroiH ro.nl uloug that part of the llocky niouutiiins N.ir man knew this driver, having seen him o.ill nt tlio house lor or with imysetierv; an I the ilrivi r had, with n stage driverV horse; observations, measured the voting man, und put him down as "blgh-touey, 'way-tip yourj"! ftller.'1 Goin' tokiilledge.ynimg man?' qneri- el the driver, ns the team was Bluued d iwn to climb a nule. 'Not yet.'" Norman responded. 'Golu' down to the hnj?" "Ye." "G-iu' to be one o'them spry yonnp fellers uhnt akccls 'round for a broker V office, u'hnp..?" "I di not know whnt I shall do in San FrancUco. 1 nm goiDg to seek my for'tu.o.'' Tlio growing day, warmed with Ihe cloudli-Ki sky and strengthruluc huh. UtfBeeteJ to Normau to draw ofl bin ov-recnt, and us he wns doing so thi driv r remirked; ' "D'ye nllers go heeled?" "Very keldom," answered Norman, placing his baud npou his hip. lis ii lmikins Miro that Ihe mnlter of belli" heeled" b id not breu displaced by the chanse of his dress. "I used to pack one o' them thing,1' aid the drivrr, "lint 'tnint no iiko tn pack Vmif ye don't use 'em. I've he rd lots o' I si lie among passengers about fight, but it lakes the sand to fight stage rob bers. D'yo rickoii yi 'ij'ii Ktiiiid in If three or four masked men w.is to comr- into thernud out i' these yrr bailies villi cocked dunble-barreled shot guns drawi il on us, mid In Her to us 'bait and put up yi-r hands?' " I think I should," said Normin. Well, you wouldn't. Bet jer lile y wonldn'i. "I'crhnps not," mill Normnn. At this moment the stage 'was winding alowly up the graded side-bill ruad. ou ot the rnunn, tunard the open ujihiuo country. Up the hilUide the bllui red braucbes ol the madrouos uud the white Hlemt of the buckeyes bhone out among the live oaks and straggling piues. Toe dliiatiou im. the cuuvtrtatlou, in som Miiy.hail caused Norman to rest his linn. upon iH armed hip as he looked quietly about blin. Arriving lit tbe edge of Ibo woodland, the driver was about gather iug bis litirs more firmly in bis bauds loi gut, wbeu, ns il by luiigic, ibrre appear ed lu the road three meu, with guns auil masked taccs, one of whom shouted; Hilt!" and then added, looking through tbe boles in bis rude mask m Normau: Hold up vnnr biuuK" To which Normtu replied by pulling a bullet-hnh though tbe mask imtuedUlely nbovu the two boles which hud eyes behind tbrm. "Drive on," said Njruiau. quietly bn firmly, as be aeut a ball lu daugernue nenruei-s to tbe head of tbe masked lei low in trout of tbe horses. 'Drive on quickljl" sud again be fired npou the fellow In front, while a loud id buckshot weut singing over bis bead from tbe fellow on the right For the next mile the driver bad busi ness on bis bands bis team was "run ning away," or at least believed tbey were. Norman quietly watched tho road to the rear, while tbe driver kept an eye to the fore, but neither said anything to tbe other. By and by, as tbey neared the tf tion where a change of homes should take pi ice pnpiritury to entering npnu a tnoro iulmbited country, the driver succeeded in elowiug bis team to a trot- np-hill. "Are yon burl!'' asked Norman, still keeping his eye upon the rearward road, "Duiu il I kuow. Hain't bad time to fiud out, but there's a place on top ol my sloncb that burns red-hot. 1 can't slack np these yrr Hues tn prospect It, "Let ine look," said Ntiruiau, takiug iff the drivsr'a bataudfreliug his crown, "There's no blood, and I think there's no new bole in yonr bead." Norman next eiamlueJ tbe driver's bat, sod holding 1 before' tbe eye of that worthy, poiuled to opposite boles Hcrnss tlio crown. "Ik nosed it was a close call," said the driver. "Ain't you hurt nowheresl" "Not much." sal I Normau; "there is a wet place on my shoulder, bnt It does not feel very palufol. Can we not stop now and look after tho people lusldt?" "No- can't hold 'em," meaning the horses. "Hollar over the side to 'em," meaning the passengers. "We'll soon be in town." Norman leaned over the side of tho ooicb, nud asked' "Any ono hurt in side?" "I believe not answered a bearded rough. "No, sir; nobody butt," said a pleas ant femnle voice, "but ohl so terribly frightened." The stnoe drove up to the porch of the little country ion with foaming, panting horses. The passengers got promptly out. Norman got quietly down Iron) Ids high neat, nud entered the inn without spo iking to any ous. Curly told his story plain odoiirIi. without miustiiil exaggeration as to his own part iu it, but with great praise for the courage "sand" he called it orthe "young feller.'' According to him, the rubber ou the loft fill ile.td nt Ihe firM tire, aud he was satisfied that the robber ill trout was wounded. "Is thu young feller hurt any?" asked the barkeeper. "lis thinks be is in Ihe shoulder." nus weied the driver. "Where is he?' nnd the driver started toward the door as il to 1 ok him up. "G 'iio down town long 'go with tbe lan'-lnrd,' said the hurkeeper. "Well. I'll wait for him. if it's week. Ynu needn't bring out no team till be comes buck not fcr me to iltive lor I don't move nary a first slep tilt thi young teller gives his orders: He's my boss. He's the boss pussiuger thut ever went over this lino." By nnd by Nomi.in returned, coming up the street wltb the landlord on one side of biui and Ihe vilhigo doctor on tbe other, nil conversing pleas intly, nnd as they stepped upon the inn porch tbe driver accosted Norman. "Wrll, boss, shall we mil nut?'1 "As sotiii as you please. I urn ready," suswered Nonnnu. And the renown of Ibtt "high toney way.np yontig feller," the first of his kind that old Curly had ever seen.spread all over the llocky mountains from Ihe hour next day, wbet the grizzly dend lodyol'tho great bandit, Cncho Tizin was lound at the very spot where he had sprung upon the atoge. Apple Blossoms. Ernest Lysle, nt nil times an ndmirer f nature, paused involuntarily iu u rapid walk throuo.Ii tho orchard, nud leauliig idly iig.iitmt tbe gnarled trunk of n grand old apple tree, silently contemplated the peaceful couutry hceue. A shower ol apple blossoms coining down ou bis bite bend abruptly nro'tsed liim Iroui bis rev.'rie. He glancoi n;, quii kly to ill cover his litilti Kweethoart perched liko a bird upon one nt the swaying luuU aud almost concealed by Ihe lrsgraut bits- lus, Rock-n-byo baby, upon the tree-top," Hinted down to bun iu sweet, silvert toues, while ti second shnter of blossoms descended besidu him, to lie followed a m unent Inter by something more sub- stautial in ihe shape id Kitty lierselt. who saept him ii mockttig liitlo courtesy as Rbe lauded lightly beside him, "My darling, why will yon not try to be more womanly, more dignified? You kuo this is tue only siibj cl of dispute between us, tbe only drawback tn i.ur happiness. Ileiilly, Kitty, ynu nre lu speak plainly, u veritable touiboyl" Iutti'e blue eyis flashen, nnd thou she drew her slender form to its full height, "We will go up to the house, If you please, Mr. liysle. It is growing quite chilly, and eveu n tomboy may be pos Bunded of a capacity for feeling the cold.'' Kitty was posiessed of n sweet forgiv ing disposition, but, she argued, Ernest had gone u step too far iu presuiuiug In express bis disapproval of her slight fault so plainly, and she resolved at that moment to punish hint when an oppor tunity presented itself, and, to make tier victory more complete, she would use bis own weapons iu doiug so. A mtuilh later Eruest was obliged In letvo Westeuvllln to transact some im portant business business which would URC"silale un abseuce of several mouths. Somehow Kitty did not appear us tie- presso I as Ernest had expected when be conitiiiiuicited to her the foot of his ap pro idling journey, but, instead, she en thushmtically replied, after just oue mo meut of slleut surprise: 1 II iw fortunate mamma has decided to send me to the seashore with Aunt Liilia Creuleigh you have met her, 1 believe and amid Ibe cbauge of scene wn shall neither of us fiud opportuuily to miss the other." Tbe business Which bad called Eruest to England was completed a week earlier than be anticipated, and one moruirg late lu October bi took passage for New York. After be bad bren warmly wel comed by bis father, tenderly kissed and caressed by his mother and sister aud a thousand aud oue questioua asked aud answered, be was inloriued that the family was "billed tor a ball at Mrs Creuleigh'a a few hours later " At a rather late hour be entered th Creuleigh drawlug-rnom with bis stalely sister upon bis arm, and made their way slowly toward tbe hostess. She stood In tbe center of the long apartment and di, rectly beside her, gracefully helping re. oriv-, wns a wnndrouslv beautiful girl. "Florence," he gasped, pressing bis sister's band convulsively. "Surely that is never Killy?'' "Aud uv not, pray?" Kitty raised her ayej t that moment, and au expression of delighted surprise flashed Into tbem as they rested upon the slowly advancing pair. Only lor nn Instant, however; theu tbey were quietly withdrawn. Six months bad greatly changed Kitty. Her ouco slender form was mure beautifully rounded aud full of exquisite, graceful curves, and the rich, trailing robes of shimmering white satin which she wore fitted bercharmiug form to perfectiou, and gave her the ap pearance of being quite tall and queenly. "Ah, Mr. Lisle, this is an unexpected pleasure. When aid yoa arrive?" "Mr. Lysl.?' Kitty, what ha come over yon? You appear to have quite lor gotten that my uatuo Is Ernest.'' "Would it be quite proper to address you in that manner quite consistent with tho rules of ellquettt?'' 'Etiquette bo banged 1" "Sir!" "I beg your pardon, Kitty; I quite for got niy-elf." "So it appears.' During tho remainder of the evening she was Ihe ptriect, languid society belle. Her conduct toward Ernest re- tuaiued unchanged during tbe whole of the g y season which iolliwed. IIo was sincerely glnd when bcr slt wns endtd and be was permitted to accompany her back to Elton farm. As be stood in the old-laBhinned porch, preparatory to tuk- lug his departure, a sudden resolution came over him to learn whether bis halt- formed suspicion that Kitty's love for him hnd changed was correct. 'Kilty, liayo you lorgntten that the day appointed for our wedding is but two mouths distant? Tell mo once for all, have you censed to love me?" "Asisuiedly uol; whatever put such a ridiculous idea into your head?" "Your conduct toward me during the past six monlbs. Hcnlly, your tmiuntr is so dignified nud cold that I fiud it very difficult to rcoguize in its pusstbsor uiy sweet liltle darling ul scarcely a year ugo." "And yet, if I mistake not, you have repeatedly luturined me that diguity was n quality quite esseutial to the future Mrs. Lj sle. Itenlly, sir, you nppeur very bard to please " "Forgive me, Kitty. I think jou nre fully uveuged lor my idiotic behavior. You have t lea l taught me to thorough ly despise lujselflor prosuuiiug to dic tate to you iu the luauuer which I did." "Oh!' It was all she said, hut the sudden ele vation of the eyebrowB, uud the glatico which accompanied it, spoke volumes. A light dawned upon Erucst's bewild ered senses at last. "Kitty! Kitty I" he exclaimed raptur ously, us be clasped her pnssioiiauly to bis breust, -is is possible that jou have been puulsbiug me nil these i. outhb?" Q ihe possible, sir," w.tb uu extreme ly saucy Imle u-jd. "Jly own, you ahull never havo occis. lou to do au again." Kitty could not resist the impulse to yivu him just one mure little stab. Slip plug her arm around his lucit, nud lean iuh litr soil littlo cbeek uguinst his own in ibe old. Caressing way, sue whispereil uiibeuicvou-h : "Aud you'll allow me to be your liltle uiubi'V, aud pelt you with tipplo bios sOUlsV "Gladly," he answered fervently, "lo the end ul your natural existence." The Harkshire Horse. Lord Hurksbire, by right of birth, no less lhau liy Ins engaging wajs.belougeil to one ut the tustest uud at tbe satnu time lust sets iu England. When his lordship jjiueii Ihe Harksbiro hore the most lestiveol bis brutber ufiicers reeou izd in biiu a psst master iu tbe jiastime they so infinitely prelerred. It was to Lord Harkshire that the regiment turu. eu naturally lor advice and support in ,the baiting ol a new coruet, plain Johu Cockij, who bad been guzeiteil rather against tbe wish of tbe msjorilY. Ills lather, ti e first Pi.uu Johu of his race, was architect ol his owu lortuue, und ut bis uealb bad biqueatbed lo Plain ,Tbn No. 2 u maguificeiit properly iu Hark shire, w lib a deer-park uud a reut-ndl mat weie tbe envy ol half the hereditary aristocracy of the district. Plain John bad beeu well educated at Eaton and Oxlord. Ha had n hard. tnalter-or-fact way of his owu, and a sell, reliant, determined mauner,uh!ch might nave warned a shrewd observer that uu one could with impuuity make a fool or butt of Pluiu Johu. The uow comet was suhjeoteil to the cu.louiary treatment. He experienced mo usual aisoomiorts auil auuoyunces; louLd his door nailed nn at bedthon! "hay was made," to use tbe common and grapiuo exprtssiou, iu bis room; his Holes were packed lip for hllu hlguledr plggledy, uad labelled aud adclres-se I to bis iiouutry seut- geulle blut that he might lorlhwitb take bis departure, till at last patience was txbansted. Plaiu Johu bad bad enough of it, aud suid so iu plain language to the leader of the revels. Tho Harkshire borse, when out for traiuiug. bad their mess at tbe Harkshire arms. Tbere was alwara a stream of visitors through Harobeater. Its calbe dral was world-renowned, and iu tbe summer season it was a conataut attrac tion, especially to Aiu-rieaus. T'Dere was a party ut tbem lu tho hotel ou the day that Lord Harkshire aud bis friends bad decided to try fresb conclusions with Plaiu John a colonel aud Mrs. EriaUis P, Dusser.aud their only daUrfb ler. Beliude, About midnight tbe whole botel was disturbed by Ihe most frigbtlul uproar a diu sufficient to wake tbe dead. They were trying to "draw'' Plain Johu. who bad bull-d aud barricaded bis door, Outside, a dozen of bit brother officers, com lug straight from tbe niess-lable and headed by Lord Harkshire, hammered aid cowled, declaring they would break the door down unless tbey were admitted. One of the panels of tho door bad been broken in, but the nperturo was not big enough to let more than n leg or an nriu piss through. "We'll have bira out, leave It to me.1' said Harkshire, ns be hurried dowu to the dow deserted coffee-room where bo secured a castnrfnl of cayenne pepper, some matches and a plate. Motioning to bis companions to keep silence, Lord Harkshire emptied tho whole of tbe pepper castor onto the plate, set fire to it, nnd theu dexterously slipped the plate luto tbe room through tbe gup in tho door. In a very few minutes tbe most pois onous and mephltio fumes rose from the burning of the cayenne. They beard Plain Johu jump trom his bed to the floor, then the "souse" of u water jug's contents ou the pHte. Thu door opened suddenly, nnd a tall figure, looming for n moment through the now dense volntuo of smoke that filled the room, rushed quickly into tbe passage. Ha had a heavy, double-thong whip in his baud, nnd lis he was oulside and bis eyes hnd become accustomed to tho light, bo laid about bim vigorously unking the whip crack lilto n pistol shot ns it came down heavily on bis persecu tors. Tbey fell away nt once, and fairly fled beiore bim, Plain John, still using bis whip freely, followed fast, but soon singled out his chief tormenter. Lord Harkshire ran np one passage nud down another, iilwnys with bis re leuthss cuemy nt bis heels, till at last, worn out nud exhausted iu the chase, be opened tho first door ho came to, dashed in, nnd horridly lucked it behind him. Plain John was uot to be baulked so easily ot liia prey. IIo mnuuted cuard outside the door, always with the double thong in bis baud, prepared to lay it on again whenever Harkshire nppesred. But while he waited there, still fierce aud implacable, .mother actor came upon tbe scene. It was Col. Erastus V. Dusser. Well, of nil tho confounded heathen ish hotels,'' cried tbe colonel; then hi.s eyes fell on Mr. Cockin's tall figure, clad iu thu lightest of dishabille. "What iu tuo thuudtr are you doiug here?" "Waiting for fonie one to come out," answered Plaiu John, gflrniy, "Who should come out? Do yon know whose bedroom that is, mau? It's my Bcdiuda'a, and it it's her yon expect to come out, let me tell you " At this moment n piercing shriek rose from within. Beliuda must have discovered hi.s lordship's intrusion. "What's wrong, Belinda?'' I'm hero your father; don't b aaeered." ' O, father! a ni'i'i borne htrangemau; I havo iicv.r seen bim before; there, there " "It's all a mistake," hastily cried Lord Harkshire. My irieud outside, Mr, Cockin, of our corps, will bear mo out iu what I -say." But Plain John shook bis bead and declined to speak. I am ready tn m ike any npolojies any rep'iratiou," stammered out Lord Hukshire. "There ii only ono reparation pnssi bl. I don't know who you are; a gentle man, I guess, or ynu would not be. in those regimental clothes. But, wboeyir you are.yon must marry my girl marry her right away swear it, on yonr honor as a gentleman, or I'll have your blood." It wns n pitiable plight for the best ma'cb of the seison, whom mothers petted uud daughters sweetly encour aged, to thus choose his marchioness in the dark without seeing her, without knowing her name. But he could not escape from tbe pitiless and truculent Americau. and the only consolation be had was that tbe wife thus thrust upon bun owned n very baudsomo dot nud was not devoid of personal chnims. As for Plain John Civkiu. be retired soon nfiorward iroui th Hirksblre horse; bit he was always much respected nud liked by his old companions-iii anus. DEAD MEN DONT ADVERTISE. It can safely be laid down ns a rule that in these dajs of universal advertis ing the mau who don't advertise either has nothing lor sato which will beai falsing about or be is so old fegjish iu his methods of business that be ha got' so far behind thu times that be will never catch up. There is no surer evidence of snap aud energy in a business man cr firm than liberal advertising. Iu th store or wareroonis of n large advertiser the purchaser finds the latest styles, the best tuater! il, tbe most approved pat. terns, tho most reliable goods nud the most advanced business methods. Ad vertising pays, uot only in tbe matter of attracting customers, wbiob is tbe Ifgltl mate aim of nil advertisements, but it enables the reader to see wbo are tbe really live and eneretio men iu any line of bitsintst, by keeping them constantly lu mind the reader of tbe. paper ran avoid tbe old fogy tradesman whose greatest mistake in life has been in not getting buried twenty-fivo years ego. Dead men don't advertise. HOUSEHOLD HINTS. Wormwood or pennyroyal will drive ont ants, Salts of lemon will take stains from Ivory kuives. Camphor will provent mnlbaj the gum near your silver will keep it bright, When wall paper is discolored tbe hair of people rub osr-fully with stale bread. Use white oil t-lolb, bound wltb red back of kitchen table, wash stands, aud uuder books to hang ou. If yon wet the upper crust of a pie with milk just before putilug it into tbe oven it will be a rich and yet delicate brown without bakiog until the crust orumbles. It Is one of Gladstone's peculiarities that be cares vary little for wbit tie eats, wbto be eat It, or where. Drunkenness, or the Lienor Habit, can ba cured by admlnutorincSr. Halnos' Ooldcn SVoclflo. It can be given in a cup of coffee or tea without the knowledge of the person taktng It, effecting a speedy and permanent cure, whether the patient Is a mo-ierate uriiiker or n nlcoholls wreck, Thousands of drunkards lis ye been msdo temperate tnon who have taken theUoblen Specific In lliotr coffee without their kuowledgp, and to day neiieve tiiey quit nnnkingoi tiieirowu tree will. No harmful cllects tesult from its al mi n I il ration . Cures guaranteed. Circulars aud testimonials sent Iree. Address, Ooliikm Specific Co., 183 ItecoBl., Ciuciunatl, 0. A flatterer is said to be a beast that bitoth smiling. Uut it is hard tn kuow them from friends, they are so obsequious nd lull of protestations. For as a well re seinbleth a dog, to doth a flatterer a friend. A six year old girl with Ihlck whiskers on her cheeks is Iho lateit Boston seusution. She may be cutioslly in B istou, but six teen year old girls with thick wliiiitera on their cheeks aro common enough Id this town on Sunday nlglifs. A Bemarkablo Escape. Mrs. Mary A. Dailey, of Tunkhannoek, Pa., was afflicted for six years with asthma und bronchitls,durlug which llmo the best physicians could give no relief. Her life was despaired of, until in last October she procured n bottle of Dr. Kiug's New DIs covrry, when Immediate relief was felt.aii'l by continuing its use for a short lime she was completely cured, gaining In flesh SO lbs., iu a few months. Free trial bottles ol this certain cure for all Ihroittand lung dhrases at T. Thomas' dm storo. Large bottles $1.00. They now fill teeth with electricity. A woman with n tooth full of electricity and an eye full of fire will be a balmy object fur a man to meet on the top landing when he comes home from balancing tbe books at 2 a. m. A Philadelphia youth who was shaken by tho earthquake in the iilternonn end then shook by his best girl in the evening says he didn't mind the former, but was all broken up by tho latter. Tho Rev. Geo. II. Thayer, of Bourbon, iiul.' says: "Doth myself aud wife owe oiu lives to Shiloh's Consumption Cure." Sold by W F Hlery, Weissport, and C T Hoin, Lehighton. Are you made miserable by indigestion, constipation, dizziness, lo's of appetite, yel low skin? Shiloh's Vituhser is a positive cure. 8 ild by W F Bicry, Weissjiorl, and 0 T Horn, Lehighton. Why will ynu cough when Shiloh's Cure will give imtnedia'.o relief. Price 10 ceuts, SO cents tind tl. Sold bv W F Bicry, Weitsporl; C T Horn, Lenlghton. Shiloh's Catarrh Remedy a positive cure for catarrh, diphtheria, and can'cer mouth. Sold by W F Biery, Weissart,anil U T Horn, Lehighton. "Ifiiekinetoek" a lasting and Iragrant perlume. Price 25 and 50 cents. Sold by W F Biery, Weissport, aud 0 T Horn, Le highton. Shihth's Cure will immediately relieve croun, whooping cough nnd bromhitls Sold by W F Bicry, Weiasporj C T Horn, I'flllglllOll, For dyspepsia and liver complaint, ynu have u piinud guuratiteo on every bottle ol Shiloh's Vilalizer. It never fails torure Sold by W V Bicry, Weissport; 0 T Horn, ijenignion. A nnsril injector free with each Ixilllo of Sluloli'a Oil- rrh Remedy Price So cout Sold by W F liicry, Weissport, C T Horn, beuigiiiou. When a girl begins to lake an Interest in Iho coudlti in ot u young man's ward robe, it is u sign Hint tliey are engaged. When she loses all interest in it it is a sin that they have pai d-,!, or nre married. Tbe unkindest cuts of nil The cuts of the presidential candidates. Tho hatter becomes a power In politics when he makes his influence felt. It is a singular contradiction that when tbe mosquito visits you he stays to hum. A tailor in measuring his customer is like a kalsominer because hois siring his job. ACKER'S BLOOD EUXKft gunrnulro I, will cuio all kiuils ol, blood poisoning tn htriltd or contracted, fi.d.1 by Dr. Horn, fiohlghton, and W IKery, Weissport. Fashionable ladles have decided It in appropriate lo rcconlie a gentleman hav ing his shoes blackened on a street corner. The craze for brilliant colored hose Is thus knocked iu the head. A Chicago gir lost one of her shoes a short time ago, and detectives are anxious ly watching every thrcs masted schoour leaying irt. "Another cool wave," as the young man remarked when his two sisters and three cousins, standing In front of au ico cream saloon, beckoned to bim to come oyer. In Japan they havo a piece of money called "cash," one thousand ot which are about equal to an American dollar. When it is tald of a young woman in Japan that her pa has got Ihe cash, the young men don't care any more about her loan if sbe were the heir at-law of a beggar. They tell a story of a York Stato farm er who cut, threshed, cleaned and made into flour three sheaves f wheat aud baked mint cakes for the harvest bands, all in ten minutes from Ihe time the grain was (landing in the field. Verily, when a York Stale mau tells a lie, be tells a truly noble one. Acker's Celebrated Eughsb Remedy for Coughs, Colds, and Consumption. Sold for us on a guarantee by Dr Horn, Lehighton, and W Biery, Weissport. If fresh air and exeiciso are whole some young fathers should be healthy. The man with a fresh heir gets plenty ot exercise. It is better to be a b-ggar than an ig norant p"fol for a beggar only wants money; but uu Ignorant person wants hu manity. Dr, Grave' Heart Rejiulstnr cures all forms of heait disease, nervuusnrss aud sleeplessuess. The young lady wbo was blamed for allowing her glove to be discovered iu a young man's pocket, stated that sbo bad no hand in it. During lha first twenty.four week of the present year the eighteen chief English railroads earned almost exactly a millfon a wjk.; THE GREAT GERMAN REMEDY FOR PAIN. RUtc bud enxt BHEUlUTISir, Neuralglaa Sclstlca, Lumbajje, BACKACHE, . hudku, tosniicsu, SOME THROAT, QC1N37, BffELLLVOa, srrjtAIKS, Cortitts, Cats, Uralses, mosTnrrxs, BTJItNfJ, SCAXDS, And fcU ether rlllr mKcs sua ptlvaw nm ciot i lorna. G14 ly all DrngctiM set Dealers. Plrattoul Is 11 id ecu's. lit Chirk: A.VostJcr Cs. IBiwsm s, A. Vor.l.r 1 Ct.) BilUcure, SI, V. 8. A. ist.i f amtmiii.ismtsn. "( ' it fl 'Ji nin HS lijDlitoinraii j i Uiujiiilnp'J !llIiR..!l!traaii"1I'ill'''CsTI For Something Very Nice In tho Way ef Ladies', Gent's and Children's BOOTS, SHOES & GAITERS ao to Peter Heim, opposite tho Public, Square, BANK Street, Lfhlhtnn, where you will find a Large and Fashlonablo Stock to select from at Lowest Cab Prices. Alto, Ladles' and Gent's Boots anil Slioes Made to Order on short notice. Best Material nnd Work manship guaranteed. Prices are fully a Low as elsewhere. Your patronago Is ver cordially lnrlted. JlaylO-mO Health andjlappiness. O DO AS OTHERS O&CriAf HAVE DONE. Aro your Kidneys disordered? Kldfipj Wort brought mo from my prare, ult wetM-.Ritcrlhntt liccn Klreiiujtl.y 13 test docton In Detroit." M. (7. Dovtnmr, Mechanic, Ionia, Uicb. Aro your nerves weak? "KHaoy Wo.t ciu-etl i-iu from nervous wfalmefct ctcaltt r ! V71IX not rxtwotrcl to live."-Mrs. II, U. B. Goodwill, lii. Chrxttian Monitor ClerelAnJ.U. Havo you Bright's Disease "JCIsJney oit currd me when lny water waJaiS ULu cUaf.c aui tUcn Uko blood." Frnntc Wilson, rcabody, Macs. Suffering from Diabetes? "Kidnjy-Wort Utitomobt nieccwriil rtuicily 1 haTo erer imJ. Gives nlmot lrimollato re I tor." Dr. X'iilUlp C. iUliuu, Uonkton, VL Havo you Livor Complaint? "lUdnry-Wort cured uo ct chroiUo Livtr Dkeajcs after 1 prayed t3 t!le." Jlenry Uant, lata Cel. C5thIntGuard,K.T. Is your Back lamo and aching? 'ivMneyVbrt, fl bottle) cured mo when X vaio l&iuo I bad to roll cut of bed." a M. TaUinaer.2IUwanlcr,VlJk Havo you Kidnoy Diseaso? i;idwjV. Tort mado mo nountUnllrcr aud kidney alter roars of irisucfrssful iWtorfrfr. Its worth 14 a box." EUai'l Hodge, WUllftnutow d, ct Vo. Are you Constipated? "Kidney-Wort causes easy evacuations and cured mo alter W years u-w of other medlrinM." XiUon FalrcuUd, St. Albant, Tt Havo you Malaria? "Kldnty-Vort has done bvttcr than any other rtinudy Thaie cvtr usod In ny practice." Dr. IL 1C CUrk, boutb Ucro, Vt, Are you Bilious? 1I1 JneT-'ort has donomo moropood than any other rcmody I hivo ever taken,' Un. J. T. UaUoway, TXk Flat. On-con. Aro you tormented with Piles? Kid noy. Wort rvrmanentlif curd mo cf llecdUic piies. Ur. ( IHluo rocom.ncndrd itiomp." Qtia II. Hon, Cabhic r II. Xl&nk, iljcrbtown, To. Aro you Rheumatism racked? 'IIIdn.yVort currd utc. of ler 1 won circa up to ale by fnyuciaiin ana i i.ki itiucrru ininy j c mrldsoMalcolai,WcstlJatIi,i Ladies, aro you suffering? "Kidncy.Wort cured me cf jccuUar trvuclet of hot end yiars ttitndl'v. Many f rlcDria use ard rraisa IU aura, iu iaiiuwivauA, MM WU.W, t If you would Banish Diseoeo i and gain Health, Tako Tks Ulood Clcanser. JOSEPH SAVITZ, Boot and Shoe Maker, Opposite CLAUSS DUO'S, Bank Stroot, Lohighton. Repairing neatly done at low prices. Patronage 6clicltcd. July id, uia. A Bible Commentary. UlKhly .ndorsed by representative men ot all obarchea Lowest lirl'eil book nuMlilieil, Add i ess NAM KS it WIllTLUUhMllllsdale, Mien. WA'.rF.rUSWANTIilJ !. tlElEiItlAR & CO., BANE STREET. lehlehton, Fa., UILLIUM and Dealwa U All IXiDd" of OIIAIN SOUGHT asd BOLD rtEaULAR MARKET ItATEB. We weald, also, lespcetinlly lateral oar till sens that we are now (ally prepared to bUP PLY tbem with from any Mlo desired at VEB LotvcsT rniqcs. if. HEILMAN V OO. rabrti iiiltluuuaas3iisiiiiu'iaw'Li: jgjllwBrass I Mm Piil8!fl8 a -(III kilftilsiilSe! . Is i;itetiif 0a n it lk9Sa$ rP rt ! 1
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