me Advertising Rates. VT desire t to tie diotlurlly understood it' at nn advertisements will be inserted In Ueoolumni of Tri Cakbom Aovooatk that m y be rooelvod from unknown parties or rmi unless accompanied by tho cash. The fallowing ro our okly tcrmn DM SQUAB (10 LINKS), One year, each Insertion 16 eta, Blx months, eaoh Insertion. Ucts. Throe mouths, each Insertion 20 cts. Less than three months, first Insertion l each subsequent Insertion 25 cts. Local notice 10 cents lr line. II. V. MoHtmuiiR.Jr., Publisher. The Carbon Advocate. An Independent Family Newspaper Published every ATOhDAY, fa Lehighton, Carbon Co., Pa., by tuituv v. moiiTimir.it. .1. Umra-rtAtKWAY, a short Ulttauc apers the Lfhlsn Valley n. D. Depot. Terms; $1.00 per Annua in Aflyaace H. V. Mortiiimkr, Jun'r, Publisher. INDEPENDENT " Live and Let Live." $400 a Year if' Paid in Advance. ivar.r Duces ilox or nun un faxct J" ob Irintixie: VOL. XII., No 37. LEHIGIITON, CAIinON COUNTY, PA., SATURDAY, AUGUST 2, 1884. . ilf not jrnid in advance, $1.25 D JST. Attorneys & Counsellors. M. IMI'Si.ER. ArrOllNKY AND COU.N8KI.LOn AT LAW, BlxtSrstiT,LimonToi.pt. Rati .stte n4 Collection Airenev Will Itu.Tn4 aviiU.ltt.tMs fionvsvanfio'. .ustly done Col I stlnrs proTpt'i marto.' Settling K.tstsa oft)' f d.ntsa .pielalty. Mavbs consulted If nll.h at dU.rmic. ltcy.lt. rp a. sntuur, ATTORNEY AT LAW. Orricr Corner of Bonk Street fc Hankway 2a. 1 bull. Unit nboro ihu Carbon Advocate Printing Ulflce. May 19, lS33-tn6 LEIIiaHTON. Physicians and Dentirt3. n. vr. w. KEBEn PHYSIOIA ANU SUnOEON, HANK STREET, LElllfiUTOtf. OFFICE Hours at Pariyvlllo From Da. m 10 12 in, daily. May be connullod In tha English or German Languaite, may 17. m. A. DERHAJIEK, 31 I)., PHYSICIAN ANDSCIIGEON Sperl.i.ltentlon psld to Chronic PI.esses. onlea: South Kast corner Iron and 2ntts.,I.e llrMan.Pa. P' 3. 1875. IS. jU.IIKK, ji. 1). V. S examining Burgeon. PRAISTICISQ rilYSICIAN and 80 HGCoK. Dines i uauk street, llcusa'D iilock, Lehigh, too, Pn. iluj bo consulted In the Oarm n Lauguase. Nov. an. REMOVED. W. G. M. Seiple, PhysiDian & Surgecn, llo Itemovcd his nmce nnil Residence from Seomnl St. ((.SOUTH Slreei.ln the hull-Una: former! nei-Ulltril llV A.J llOI.I.KN M AlER, where ho will h tileiised to see Ills trlemls and patrons. siruLriub i"im.i .mm B to a o ciock r. ai. . W. A. Cortright, D.D.S., OFFICE : Opposite lh"iri.adway House," Mauch Chunk, Pa. Pittnt. him the heneAt of tlio litest lm. pravementii In mo -Ii mlMl appliances and Ik a., mAih'iUorir..iitmi3iit In all surirlc.il I eases. AN.AlsrilU'1'I" nilinlnlftcieil II deslre-i. If pns.lsle, persons resldlug outstile of Mauch Uknnlc should m ke eugnuyments by mail. 1 QARBON I OUSE, J. W. KVUIIEN RUSH, PROPRIETOR, UAHEST., LtlllOHTOX, I' A. rh n. ,ran If nnatenlfcrs First-class accom modations to tha Triiro.ln publlo. Hoarding by the Hay or vveeK on neasmiaoio lerins. i nhnin fiim,r. Wlnua nnd l.lnuors alway on band. Uond Sheds nnil Stables. Willi atten tive Hostlers, attaonc.i. April w-yi, TpAOKEItrOJI IIOTKI.. Hll way between Mauch Chunk & Lohighton LEOPOLD METER, PnorRUTOH, Packerton, Penn'a. This well known hotel Is oilmtrablv refltled, anil h is the hJ.tai-cnininodatloi-a lor n-rinnn-ent and transient boarders. Fxcellont la'de- and the vary beat Honors. Also ttnosMMcs altaene.l. Sept. 10-JI. Mauch Chunk House,' Snunehanna Street, Mauch chunk, l'enna., I'. P FHUlf, l'io"rli't(ir. When TlsltlnK at the County Seat this Motel will found m heflrst-cluis In every res pect. V,es. I.lquois, I utter lleer. 'licrs and oilier llelresli nenis or purest quautv ni tbt liar. Terms rory moderate, l'atri'nnicc solicited. Bepi.SAIMji Beer Saloon anil Marat, 1143 Vine St., Philadelphia. Donnis Gilbert, Proprietor. The Par Is Tunrlshed with cholco Cljtnrs. Freh I.aKr, and oilier refreshments, l'or sons from ilio l.elilnh Valley vlfltlnir I'hll.i- deluhla arc respectfully Invited to icivo me a call. ilKHALa UIJ.llbltt. .March it i, l'S4-tf. Livery & Sale Stables VANK UTIIKK r.bllllOU'r)N, Pa FAST TnOTl'INQ 1IORSE3, ELW AST OARHIAQES. ad positively LOWIill 1'ltICKS than anv other Livery in the Ooauty. t.arxe and bioilsome Cartlaces for Fanersi irsoasand Weddinis. DAVID EUBKUT Vet. 11. IS71 J. W. PvAUDENBUSH Rpct(nHy announc- rn the pnMlo that he I kai oiine.l a NKW IjIVKKY srAMI.K In mn'-eilon with hla hotel, and is iircpurcd to I mruiiu leauii inr Funerals Weaiiiss or Business Trips n shortest notice and most HberaUrrrns. All rders lean the'HJarMn House" will receive p'ompt attention. Stable on North. S'reet, a a. .do auif i, artniKUion iauu.fi ZT- , PATENT, g ATJnmsON k BJ11TII- Solicitor ol U. s. and For. eirn raients rso. joo nev en'hHtreet, cor, n, epp. ii n. rated ernes, Waihlnxinn I). II. tlorreipondeneernllelted. Nn chaise for advlre. No fee charged un less Patent ts allowed. References, Irfwli John on fc t'o. lianaers, ano ro.ima.ter. Washlnaton, I). U. l'auiphlets of In.irne- lion, ire- uiajiim. lVs93t'.tM' HltfcrNEY, fashionable UiwTand Hiiiia Makxr. Hank St., I.ehUhlon AH worn wwrranieti, LAND nisim.a snerlaliv. an I WAIt It V IS. A II II 1 T I tl N A I.I ' IIIIMKVrKAII I'BH 11 rill AT. R an,l all klu.il of LAN II Stnill'T lioiluht 4nlsl l. I.irxa Sloek, and llljthe.t Prices tiill. Un you "4ni lo .oil oMiuyt 'If so, well, to A. A TIKI3IAS. Allomey at.l.aw, w..i.t..i... ft - i.tinir. nmnn Sen'l 8o. fornonaa-. and r. Arm iH. eelvfreo.C 'Stlynu;or(joo.ls I UlUU, ,leh w II help you to .loore money rlaht aay than anytlilnirelse In 'hla w .rld. All, of ei'ber senu ceel from first hour Tba i.road vay'to fortune opens be. for tha workers, absoinf ly sore. At once tddrti), tbci U v.0., rcrtland Me. ly r. penn; smith & co., Aro prepared to sell to Ueaiers, Lime Burners nnd Consum ers, at their BREAKER at LEIIIGUTON, Pa., Delivered into wagons at the the ton : Lehigh Egg, OLUVtJ, (( ( (. it Chestnut No. 1, Chestnut No. 2, Buckwheat, Culm, - TERMS July 19, HSH.ly Ready for Spring Trade ! m &C &o. Our Ynunit I.ndli'S and tlcntlemen call before t ti reliuamir elsowbore. as Ihev will Town AT liOlTUM I-K1DES. Post Office Bnildins, BANK Street, LEHIGHTON U1U Aprl 4, lssHy James Walp, THE STOYE MAN, Vill remove to his new Premises opposite Cluuss & Bio's, on BANK STREET, ABOUT AUGUST 1st. In the meantime you can buy STOVES at the Old Stand at a discount of 10 per cent for cash. . ! For New Goods! 0. M. SWEIFI & SOI Have received an enormous stock of HIIOICE GOODS, comprising Groceries, Queensware, etc. Old Post-Office Building, Bank St. Lehighton. aO WWl OtBCULAR fint PRCS 1838. EstabUsliod 40 Tears. 1884. MARVIN SAFES. Marvln'a if the only Bate with absolutely dry filling. Marvin's Is the only Bafa having the "tongue and groove" Improvement. Marvin is the only Safe Oavlng a continuous projecting flange on the hinge sldo of door. Marvin's Is the only Bate In which the door and frame ara Inter lckd at all ixiints. Marvin'a is Ihe only Bafe in which '.be door th action of heat. Marvin's is the only Safe the back of which Bcinember that no otlier make of Safe has even the equivalent """ ilccinri ' r M... ....,1 Vi iwnyin.- uuii (;iuuic fminn willi sli.linrr lin,,l-.nlntn Marvin Safe Co., G23 Chestnut St., Philadelphia, Pa. Agent, ANDREW SHITE, Near L. & S. Depot, Lehighton, Pa. Muck MS!t-m Flees, following rates, 2240 lbs. to $3.15 - 3.15 3.00 - 1.75 1.05 - 50 - CASH. The un Icrslgned calls tho altenllcn of his many friends nnd patrons to Ills Largo and Fashionable stock of Spring and Snminer Goofls, Consisting or BOOTS AND SHOES Of every description nnd Style in the Market, Including a special lino or Lady' s rme bnoes r -n i Alio, a rail line or Umbrellas, Parasols, Hats, Caps. will find It to Ihelr advantage to rive him find the HE.ST RKr.KiiTKn sTtint.- Raad What a Patient says of it: The Pastille iDtirchised from tou In Anarnit rroro to ma most cuucluilvnly tliut while there U uio utero ii nope." 'iuy uiu uinrworic iarue yond my titmnt ejpctUoin. for I certainly did not exnect that a habit of KOUItTKEN YKAK3 DURATION could be comnlelelr crttf n under con trot In the exceedingly short time of two months 1 can assure you that no fulse modesty will keep me from doing all that 1 can In addlnir to the sncceu which Will lurclv frnvii iti henflifal n remafiv." AboTBitrmctfrora ftla'Urdatod TV.Ya Dco 8,lfiBt Xno laUUs are prepared and told oolj by tbr. HARRIS REMEDY CO. UPC CHEMIST?. 306KN.t0lb.SL ST. LOUIS. MO. Us tzutsut 12, tvo KOXL S3, Uici 7 joints will not and cannot mien and snread cannot be removed with a common screwdriver. i. 1:. 1 r. iiiiJiiiuini;ill, Ul UIU "UOJIU mryt Cull nml nvnmino Thomas' Drug Store. Hay Fever If a tyjio if ca tnrrh hnrtnir pc citlfars rn it omit. It ts mteri'lpil by nn mflaiiictl con dition i.r Ilia Un. Intr m'intrano or ih nostrils tenr lurt., anl tlinmt x II o o l Intf the lungs. An ncrM mucus liue,1 rcteil (hn (ItFclinrM la n o n n in pn nlel with a 1'iilnful Imriilotc stnfl. Mtin, There aro r-FEVEiR! qM'nt atiuckff of n n t stir f t . I nil nir hen. ii. (iclif. a wntorv nml lnllaii.ed ttam ! thieves. Ely Crnm Hulm I" h rrinity ftmntlcd.on a i rorrcri inairnoii ni mis iutnFC ami cun i0 fteieri'lcil iiton M) ri'iita nt tlrtwults. 0o. I hv mull. S imitle hottlo lymtullQcu. Eiv cuc-'.2-yl rniru3iAS kimii:rkr, X OONVEYANCER. AND flKSERAL INSURANCE AGENT The following Comptnles are Represented LBHA.N )N MO I'UAL Flit 13. rti:Aina HuruAt rme, VYOMIa ymc. roTTsvjLr.u fire, LnillOfi FirtE.audtha THAVELIinS AOlilDLNT INt'UItiNtJR Also ronns.rlv.inli and Mutual Horse Thle1 ctee'lve and In-.urameConirativ. Uarcn53.IS7 TIIOS. KUMEREIt. I GOLDS for the wo-klnr class. Send in cts for posiaue. and wo will mall you 'fiee, urojnl, valuable hoxoframulc Roods that will put you In thewnynfniaklnir inoro nioney in a lew nays man van ever thoUKht I'unlblo at anv liuslness. Canlfnl noi rentllreil. We will start vtiu. Yon run work nil tho time or in S.aie time only. The work la universally adapted to liolh a xes younic anil old. You can easily earn Irom 60 cenis io.io every evening. That all who wnntwork may test llio business, wo make Ihls unparalleled offer i to all who are not won snueni'ii we will semi tl toinylortlie tniuble el wrltlnirua Full particulars, ill. reeilons, etc., nt free. Fortunes will bo iiinda by those who ulvo ihelr whole time to work, llreat siieees. nli.oltilelv.ure. llnn'r nciay. Man now. Address Stinson k Co t-anianu. Maine. Oocla-ly Dr. C. T. Horn, Central Drug Store, Opposite the " Carbon House," Bank Street, Lehighton, Pa., If caps a full supply of Pure Drugs &, Medicines, Fancy and Toilet Articles, Stationery Si Choice Cigars. Choice Wines and Liquors for Medicinal ptirNi-a riewnptlona very carefully coin pouuueu, uay or night. ALSO. Just received, an Immense stoek o Newest and most Popular Designs In Wall Papers AND Borders, which ha Is offering at Prices fully ai low as the same qualities and Patterns can be got In the Cities. If you are about redecoratln your home, call and see styles and learn the prlees before purchasing elsewhere. Rsnamber, HIE OKNTKAI. UHUU Store, Fsb.x.yl Da. . T. HORN AGENTS $ anted for the I.l.e. of all th reiMenls of the U K The ircest. han.lsomfrt. bestb.i"g bv ever sold for lers than twleo nur prlea The Is.ii.t selling look In America Immense print, longei. is. All InlellU.nt leople want It. Any one can become a sneer. ilul agnit. O a.m. iru I I . , I wt w llm P I'n l..rtl....l 1 - 'U VIII, nril Tfill ' iloi in ihn Vnlhmnot JLlUl ulU Illlll lllCi IU lEB MuWuSl FOR SALE tlY QILLSON, BENJAMIN & CO., & s. y no 2 b bg 0 - . rH 3 a, CO - hj ta O S tJi l o r-- 1-3 2?ffO 3 m. cr 5 SalCfQ I s p o T s- 2 Real Estate auil Loan Apts, MINNEAPOLIS, MINN, Money Learned, Information as to Farms lor bale, I Boslneai Ch.nof. Gov't & Ml. Lands Cheerfully furnished Nsrch sviut-eortf. THE BABY OVER THE WAY. Across In my neighbor's window, With Its ilrapicgs nfsnlln and lace, I see, 'neath a crown of ringlets, A baby's Innocent lace, Ills lect In their wee, red slippers, Are tapping the polished rIsss, And the crowd in the street look upward, And nod, and smile, as they pass. Just hero, In my cottage window, Catching flics in the tun, With a patch on his faded apron, Stands my own little ono. Ills fore is as pure nnd hondsome As tho baby's over the way, And bo keeps my heart from breaking, At my tolling, every day. Sometimes, when the day Is ended, And I sit In the dult to rest, With the face of my sleeping darling II tlgceil rinse to my lonely breast; I pray that my neighbor's baby May not catch Heaven's rosea, oil; But that tome may crown the forehead Of i V loved one, as they fall. And when t dinw the stocking Fruni his tired little feet, And hits I In- rosy din. pies In his limbs en round and sweet 1 think of the dainty gnrmrnts Some Utile children wear, And frown that my God withhold, them, From utKK, so purs and fair. May God forgive my rnvyl I knew not what I said; My heart ts crushed and humbled, My neighbor's by is dead! I saw the little aifllu, As they carried it out In day; A mollicr's heart Is breaking In the mansion over the way. riia light is fair In my window, The flowers bloom at my dnor; My boy is clia.ing llio sunbeams That dance nn the collage floor. The roses of liuntlli aro blushing On my darling's cheek to-day; ut huhy is gone from tho window Of the sail house over tho wavl Jennie's Mission. BY ELLA WIintLCIt. Jennie Orton, the rretly Utile scliool- mislrcBH, leaned her head npnu ber hand mid (jHZfil out over the gray spring fields, hose dri-nry flnweil furmws were Ihmst- lug their rigiiol faces up through the rapidly disnppniriug HUow.ilrilts, 'Why, how the snow fans note lo-day," he mild, an th chunged nppe.irance of bohky Klmck her i-.ve, It wm the l.isl ityol' Mirch, nnd i.ll winter long the snow Lml been heaped in miiiliiture moutitnin rnnc.s hy the road hides nnd 111 tho fields find luenjloun. During Hie Inst week warm wnither lmd Hut in, link ing rapid inroada itiou llo nnd Ice. The oliililrcti came running limit r tho window where Jennie elond, phiyiug nt Itonuil the IIoiiKe." Jninie wiitcled hem nbseutiy Uer plodding rimud in ho cnuulry hchnnl.rnuiu deemed very dull iiiid nirou to her. 8I10 sighed lor acme ureal nnd lolly mission. How i.be tided her houitly life ns she ooked back over its Miielt. 11 iinevt'utlnl J ears, tven the thouyht of her fund, rue lover, Jack Kllngg, who v.114 build tug tue iioune uLereatie uiw to rei(;D miatnsa, nntoyed Iter tn-dny How poor nnd uionolonoua life htrelched beloie brr! How much belter to perform some one grand uct nnd die tbau to live on to old age in this dreamy lftshiou! Suddenly slio saw by the noon-mark that it was time to call In her scholuts, She took tho great ruler, with which she inflicted inniahiuent 011 the palms of unruly boya, and rapped loudly on the window. Ob, teacher, the creek is getting aw ful high," said Tommy Smith, as ho plunged iuto bis fiat. And Jentiio did not correct bim for the improper uso ot "awful," which proved to be more ap propriato in this cast than teacher or pupil supposed. She ran ber eye over the room to see that no puplU were missing. "Whtro is Toil IirowL?" she asked. I do not see him here." Tod was the smalleat child in the school; a little boy tcarcely 6 year.-) old, who was placed in ber charge not so much lo learn bii primer, as to keep blui out of bis motber'a way. "I left Tod down by the cieek," said lYiuiuy Smith, "plajln' throw pebbles into the water. I told him school was oilled Yuu shnnld have brought him along,' Jennie Bold, reprovingly, "lint go and briug him U'.w; and hurry, fir your Us sou lu nrilhmetio comes ou direutly." Tommy came back in u brief space of time, while and frightened. "Tod is standin' on a atone and cryin', and the waler'u nil ronud him," be said "I couldn't get near bim ut all " The whole shool rose eu masse, nnd Jennie at the head of the small army led ou to the rtacue ol Tod Yv, there be stond on a stone wbiob a lntlo time bepre bad been 011 the shore, bat now, alas! was in the midst of the rapidly swelling stream, beyond the re-icb of any one in tbat little group. "Mammal mamma!" be called lu pile oas tones, "oome und take Tod. Tod is 'fraid. Come, mamma, ooine!" ine water was rising higher every moment. What was to bs done, muni I done quickly, or the uugry wait a would Bilzo poor little Tod and sweep ban away dowu the swelling atream. John," cried Jennie, epeakli'S to tl lirgeat boy iu (lie flock, "you aland here iu the lunk while I walk out lo Tod I ball waut j on lo take bim from tiiy arms us soon us I bsya him aafr, Some of the larger girl, uiu-t bold last to your coat so tbat jou do not lull iuto (be atream," Then Jennie drew ber skirts clps about ber alight flnre ,aud, plunged bravely into tbe cold watt rs. sinking al most tn ber waist at tbe first step. Blowlyt slowly, St.. mad bsr 'o- ward tbe crying child, the woven' rushing up higher over his feet every moment. Another fT.irt, another' plurige'and she had bim in ber arms. Then She' tried to uiako ber way back to shore, but the waters were growing more furi ous every moment, as If angered at the loss of their proy. They almost swept herlrom ber feet; they dashed abov.e her shoulder, and ber lltllo burden screamed and stmcglei with terror, making ber task tenfuld more difficult. ' Wilb one Inst mighty effort , she laid b'er burden iu John's oulslretchod arms, Tod was saved I Just then n great wave swept down up on J-ntiie, lifted ber from ber feet, Just as she was about to grasp the shore, and bore her rapidly dowu tbe stream like a light piece of driftwood. As she was whirled nwny tbe whole events of ber past 11 Co nrnso bclore ber; that life which only nn hour before set med' so poor and menn nnd dull to lie r. Ab, now bow precious and bright nnd beautilulit bicamet She remember ed her rash wish that she might be giv en somo one heroic net to perform nnd then die. Thnt act bad been grant! d her nlmrst inMan'.ly, and alio had performed it btrolcally. Out now mn.it aba curry out the remainder of brr thought, nud die! Ob, dentn was so dark so cold; Ihenukuown seemed so terri ble; he was bo young, nnd life was so Huett! She thought of Jack, ber lover, and the half-completed house. Llio with bim there, but 1111 hour before bad aertmd a dreary, moiintounna wa.te, shone upon her like the depniliug hhorts of some lost pnradise. Oh. to see bis dear eyes smiling fondly upon her, ouco more to bear his yoice; life, youth, love, how precious.they nil were. Then ull grew blank. "Jack, Jack, I am so cold. Oh, God! save mo pity forgive," she cried, and then sank away into uncoi.sclousnebs. Two mill 8 rehiwthe school-honse Ibey found ner tnM,ed on shore wilb n mass ol of driftwood. Quite dead tbvy pro nounced lit r nt lirHt, nnd the (.Id village doctor cni.lirnud the assertion. Hut Jack Kellogg would nut listen to any of Hum. ' She is not dead," bo cried. "How dare jou tell rue Mich 11 thing! She is 1 live, and will look up tud smile in my face before tbe day pusses.' Tuey shook tbeir bends and thought the pour boy bad gone mad, as he set to ork over her. But Ibey all lent a help ing bund, uud every restorative, kuown lo tlaiu wiih applied to the pallid figure f th? yonug girl. It wit hours before they saw any signs of returning life. Tueu Bhu drew a deep liiiyering sigh, opened ber eyes nud hiniled, even ns Jacob bud Baid hbe Mould, iuto bia loving face bent anxious above her. "Is this heaven?" she ftiked in a wbis per. I thought I died!" You weut out clear to tbe very thresh hold of death,' Jack auswered, as he cl is 1 ed her iu bia arms "but love was btruug enough to hrin ynn back." A Bemarkablo Escaps. Mrs. Mary A. P .11 icy, of Tiinkhannnck, I'a , was tfilu'led for six years with Asthma and Bronrhitis, during which time the best physicians could givo no relief. Her life was despaired of, until last Oclobei she procured a bollla ..1 Dr. King's New Discuv cry, when immediate re iof was lelt, and by continuing Us use Tor a short lima she waj completely cured, gaining in ilesh 50 lbs., in a few mouths. Free trial hollies of this certain cure for all throal and lung diseases nt Thomas' drug store. Ii.irga hotiles f I 00. A new game aimilar to hide-and-seek is becoming very popular in tbis coun try. It is played ns follows: A cashier iu a bank takes tbe money of tho insti tution nud dlssppeara. The detecllves try to find bim. If they succeed be comes bomo and baa to pay forfeit. -Subscribe for nnd read the Advocate it contains all tbe latest local news up to the time of unini: to press. Drunkenness, or the Liquor Habit, can be ncredby admimsterinrr Dr. Haines' Golden Specific It can be given in u cup of coffee or tea without the knowledge of the x-rs.in taking it, efl'ecllng a speedy and permanent cure, whether the patient is a moderate drinker or an alcoholic wreck. Thousands of Irunkards have been tnulo temporalo men lies have taken the (jolilen Bpi-cillo in their colTee without their knowledge, and to day believe tuny rjutl ilrinKingiil their own Iree will. No harmful eltecu icsull Iroin Its ailiiiiiiiitration. Cures guarauleed. Circular; anil testiuionials sent free. Address, 0 'I.iisn Srscirio Co., IHJ liace Bl., Ciuciunatl, O Five million persona hive died within tbe limits of metropolitan Lin don within the pat seventy yoara. 11 it these bodies have been iut rrod, as u general ihiug, especially siocu 1853, iu tbe graat subnrhari cemeturles. NO LONGER A OUE3IION of opinions we euarantee every box of Acker's Dysiiep sia Tablets. Price 25i). and 60c. Bold by Dr. Horn, Lehighton, and W F lliery; veiMirl. Edgar Birtlam, a San Franeiaco youth of sixteen years, bns received a patent tor an improved steam boiler The yoqng man has several applications for other patents pending at Washing ton. Advcrtlee in tbe Advocate. Dr. Graves' Heart Regulator cores all forms ol Heart Disease, nervousness and sleeplesmess. Is Fort Worlb livii g? A Texas paper shows that there is ft white ele phant iiid COD Itri lor BiIjohs iu tbat en UrprUing town. S neerity is the way tobenvep. To think how tu be siucere is the way ol man. EVEP.Y Promise barkad by a go. ran tee. Acker s Uvsia-psla Tablcls will aive immediate rviiol. 1'rica 25 .t SO eta. Sold bv Dr. Horn, Lehiglitou, and Will Biery Weu.srl. M.oUigso raises nearly one-ball the worlds supply ol pi peimlnt, tho ai; UUal.yield b'iirg 75.t)QU pounds. It is said that among' the wives of Utah may be found women from' almost efTiiy- nation ipot Francs, - EXCRIOtJXCIATlJTO. BY UAI WRLTON. You hare heard ol the city of Sioux Tha loveliest over you itnloux And the following tats, I am sure can not fall To be read with emotion by yloux. To this bustllngyovng city ot Sioux Came n scion of Albion trioux; When the name was pronounced In his hearing, be flounced, And at once In a passion he flioux. "Now loll mei 0 peoplo of Sioux." lie shouted, "what can a man dloux? As 'lis spelled, so we si.y it, And that Is tho way it Should be!" And he blustered and blioux. And all through the city of Sioux, That man raised a hiillabullloux. With madness enraged, Like a tiger uncaged, lie (ell uKjn gentile and Jtoux, As over the cily of Slou.t lie rushed, till the madder he griour Till he fell in a fit, And his soul, promptly It Left li is body sans further adioux. Then U10 Coroner's Jury of Sioux Their verdict most solemnly drioux; "13y disease of the heart Victim's life did depart." You have heard the sad tale; I am Ihrloux. HOW URS. 0'HARBIS TURNED. The other night a laboriug man named U tl ims was drinking beer and playing oardsina Ginml River avenue enioon, 1 1 somebody asked bim what sort of u wife be bud. 'The humblest, docilest little women iu nil this world," he replied. "Doesn't she ever say anything nl out your spending your evenlnga away from heme?" "Never n word.'' "And bus she no objections toyonr spending half your wagej iu beer uLd cards?" "If she bns she doesn't slate 'em." Hut wou't she turn on you snme dnj? You know tbat even a worm will turn?" "Faith nnd sho will that, I've been going on in this way fur tbe last itur teen years, nud for tbe last two I've been looking forn climax. A wife suf fers about so long uud then sho turns on yon?" Not more than five minutes had pnsred, uud the nun wein busy with their currs, whin a woman opened tbe door find slipped in. Sue Btnoil for a moment to get tbe r.iDge, uud then m&du u bee-line for tho laborer. Oil went his bat. the hair flow in showers, nud over went tl e table with iIh glasses nnd oirds. Fie or six badly frightened men rushed cit doors in n body, the lust helped along by a push from a chair, nnd as tbe labor er took the middle of tbe street nnd gath ered himself together to do some tall running be cried out with a lump In bis throat: "It's my 'frifo, nnd she'a turned at 1 ist. I'd like to see the worm which would upset seveu men and n saloon In tbe ilegniit iLULtr jcit uitnfssid in side!" NO RESPECT FOR RED TAPE. Oue of Mr. Teller's friends from Col orado called on bim tbe other day (or at tempted to call) and this is how it wenl: "Where Is Hen Teller's loom?" he askid of n messenger ou entering. "Eudofbsll. List room on left." "Uruphl" paid the man nnd walked down the ball. Just at the door, he col lided with tbe Secretary's private mes senger. "Who do you wish to see?" be asked of tbe man, "Hen Teller." answered tho other; "The Honorable Secretary is busy nt present; will Mr, Ilanna do?' "No, he wou'l! I waut to see tbe boss himself tbe I'.isba with sixleeu. tars llio Grand Vizier of tbis barem, -and quick, too." Tho messenger put a card In the man's hand tbat was divided iuto spaces, with tbe words, "Nime,"' "Weight," "Where from." "What business," "Politics." opposite tbe spaces. After looking it over, be bauded it back nud said- "Yon juat slip In an' tell Hin that ol e Feet Weema, of Colorndy, wants to sen him, and quit tbis monkey business. I didu't come yer to git my feet tangled np in yer infernal red tape shoo!" In an Instant tbe Secretary met bim with open arms, nnd spent the next ten minutes in pacifying bim. A PROFESSIONAL'S EXPERIENCE. 1 Of nil tbe operations I ever perform ed," remarked a diatinguished surgeon. none ever, gave me more satisfaoliou than ouo I performed about a year ago on a Chicago lidy " "May I n.k the nature of ber trouble?'' said bis oompauinn. "She was sufTaring from a cancerous tongue.". "Did yon cut out the cancer?" I'Nojcutof the tongue." "And she expressed her gritilnder". un,-no; it -warner ousnana woo wis 'grsteful. t : TS EASILY EXPLAINED. '"6eertarf .'' remarked the president of an eastern railroad tbe other morning. itbln hesriog of a Wall Street News man,- "can yon prepare a statement for pnhlicatinn that the earnings of this road tor the pas six months have been largely iq excess of last yeui?'' "Yea, air. And that we prnpo.e to; ay onr In terest ou tbe very niiuute that it becomes du-f Ye., air, Wnt " "tint w bat? "N me of our employes have bejn ftiU for four mrntbs, and a iIieiii dilT.tnit oiutraclnrs have begun snlt. How can tbose things bs explained?" Eiy enough, sir; juat add. six or eight inches to your report In the efieel tbat wa have contracted for 300 new cars ID anticipation 01 un ireignisi- fsgtTHE GREAT -esfV ERODES. SPIPrJ- . CURED nheumatism,NcuraIqIh,SciaUca, Lumbigs, Dackacho, lltadacha.Toothache, Sore Thront. Swclllna Sprntna. Brut.es, llurna, 8enM vl"et Jtllra, AKO All. OTIirit llOUlLT TAtXS AKD ifUIS. Q.Ubr nmcri-l. "I'l n.nler. .rrrrwhm. FiarCalaa hntlle. DlrMtl.tt. In II Lhn.ti.f.. TIIF. IIM!I.r. A. VOII F.I.Kit CO. ii..iuu.un.i-ui IMltluiM'., xaLiBtA. For Somellilng Very 'Nice in tho Way or Ladles', Gent's and Children's BOOTS, SHOES & GAITERS, OO TO Peter Heim, opposite the Publlo Square, BANK Strcot, t.ehllitnn. where you will find a T.arge and t'aahlonablo Stoek to select from at Lowest Uah Prices. Also, Ladles' and Gent's Boots ana SIiobs Made to Order on short notleo. Best Material and Work, man. hip guaranteed.' Prices are fully a Low as clscwhero. Your 1 atronage Is vsr cordially Invited. May 10-aiS 4 .'(IS I l."5-S8ltf!rSI.alj. .( 2 Ag3a0'. V ( l (' ml ( ilJfl V e ) ) ( v J Is est iimiti Sis Us THE SURE FOR .CURE KIDNEY DISEASES, i LIVER COMPLAINTS, CONSTIPATION, PILES, AND BLOOD DISEASES. UTILY. j PHYSICIANS ENDORSE IT HEAilTILY. "Kidney-Wort Is tho moat successful remedy X aver used.' Dr. r. C. Eallou, JConiton, Vfc. 'Iliiiney-W-ort Is ollrxjra reliable." Dr. n. IT. CUrS, Do. Hero, Vt. "Kidney-Wort tin cured ayvt Ifo after two Tears cuirerin;.' X?r C. LI. Ouxriinerlin ua II 11 1, Ua. i:i THOUSANDS OF CASES IthA ciircdwhcronll clo liad fallal. Itli mild, buteffleient, CERTAIN Ut ITU ACTION, bu. harmless In all casco. nrlt cleanses tba Blood and Strcnctben ntd cUcs New IATa to all Cie lmportint oranj of the body, lhe natural action of tlia Kidneys U restored. Tho XJver Is cleansed of alldlseaso, and tbe Bowels move freely nnd, lirslthfally. la this way tho worst diseases aro eradicated from the system. q miCE, Ct00 XIQCTD On D3T, 6CLD.CT DSCGCU1S, Dry can be cent bysnall. WTIXS, niCIIAnDSOatCO.narllnotoaVL. For Bargains in Dry Goods, . Dress G-oods, Notions, Carpets, Silverware, ' Queensware, Groceries, Ao., GO TO E. H. Snyder's Bank St., Lehighton. May 10, 18U- HEMEDIE! SKIN CURE. ' CATArfpnVuRE.4 r - v XOUGH CURE, ; BLOOD CURE. ' ' FON 8tt Dy'tHOS. D, TJIOMAS. TkT 1 vrH.TTn'A'aenls waited fr r III A 1 ll Vl thsntie e.UJon. of I Ul.il.IAiAJ, l'ubll,hel at Au iru.tn. his hom' T.iraest. Iianftsom .1. cheaiiesl, ije.(, lly h renowi e.1 bin rl n ami lilMarapii'T uoi. i-onw, ii. nt.e ilia ol liatflel l, ltoMlhe.l ly ua. nnliol.1 the IKealy nltiers by 6J.WJJ. (lylsells .eery boi-k ever luiiii.n u iu tins wori.ii nanv auen.s aie sailing tlly daily.' Avon's ar maliiir lor tunes. Alljiew bea n i. rs, snecea lull grand elianco for il., in.' til Vi mada by a taay a em llia.'Assi'alsy.' Irri. s ipisi llleial. I'arllcnlars Iree. lletler send J cents I r trastaal', el".. On free liUiflt, now raily, la. clu liuir larjf. pru.peciue t.-k. ami s v. val. uali.le iltoe. AM.IN A I II, Janell'JJi " Augusta, Maine. a weelfnt home. t0l cntfTt free, ray atieoluily saie. ro r sk. ai n.l not reiiufre.1. Itesdrr. II voa want builne.s at aruleli' per. ins of either sex, old ar young, cm make great pay all Ihs lime they work, with alwoluie certainly, wilt, f r pWhJulsTSto H.'HaClirrt kOo., fortl.ad. Urnlna. dtl-yl
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