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May b. consulted In Knjli.h jfPliysfcians and Dentists. EEL: 'Zl . - -REMOVED. ;'GH. SeiDle, PliysiGiaii & Surgeon V.. un."nJ ,ia nme.it and Residence from m 'V. .. ., ittwiitfi . t tt.ahill.1lntr econu rc. m ouu i u.ani.i iefiyoeeupieu uy uouaii. re bo will be pleased to see Ills friends and patrons. ars-ore'lOB luiiiua : iroiii JBito fl o'clock P. M. Starch 31, 1(83. U. W. IV. KEBE U hhvshiiaw AND SUROEON. ?MAm'sTriEET. pAKRYVILLE, PA, llay bo'eonsttUeH In tneEnullsh or German March SI, 1&8J. -TTT A. 1JERIIAJIER, 31 O., -TnVSICIAN AND SdlOKON Special ttf ntlon paid to Cbronle Plata mi. Offlee: South But eorn.r Iron and Ina sts., Le. .Msbtenra ' ' . April 3.1878. D. REREU. M. D. VI S- Bastmlnlnaj Burceon. rUAUTIOINO PHYSIOIAN andSUi'.QEoN. O merit Bank Street. ilKBEB's ulock, Lraiah- ''"ijayDeeonsttile'dln the German Language. Jnv. 3!. -jQll. iW.laOWER, PHYSICIAN AND SUROEON. May be consulted In the Herman or English JJM' jLoguago.' fW Ci.poalto Durllng's Drug stnro, XlANKSt., Lehighton. Pa, Jan.ll-yl Brs; Ban anil Eistop, Have determined to remain in LEHIGH ,T(5K' all winter', niid will continue to pay special attention to Cnno'Nio Affections .) Surgical Diseases Otflce Hours rrom 9 A. sr. to 8 r. u. Bank Street, Lehighton, Pa. Oetober 13, 1883-tf W.A. Cortright, D.D.S., OFFICE : 'Opposite tlie "Broadway House," .Mauoh vChunk, Pa. ' Patients have the benefit of tbo latest lm. nroreintnts In meehatirs.il apiiliances onci innhnnll the best melh la nr treaimeni in a nrtreatnient In all surielcal eases, detlreit ANJESTHKTtO admlnlitered If if tiiiialbtc. nersons retldlnir outside of Mauoh Chunk, should make engagement! bjrrtalt.. QARBON HOUSE, rjiii. jr.- RiyrTrfiUjsjf, rnopniETon, 2,vJ X JU'MKST.tElliaiITOK, I A. The (Hbo! Hocsk offers Arst-elais accom modations to the TrarelioK putillo. HonriltnK by the luy or week on Heasnnaoie terms, iiiiaiaa iliirira. Wlnai and I.lnuors always on - hand, 'uotid.4ho.la and maliles.wtlh atten- tlre Hostlers, attached. April 10-yl 'p.VCKERTOS HOTEL. otui'lwayjbetween Uauch Chunk Jt Lehljhton 7 , IaEOPOLI) MEYER, PnoyBIKTOn, Paekerton, Penn'a. 1 1 This well known'hotel Is admirably rentted, and h is the host arcotninodatlmis lor pennan ent and transient boarders. Ezcellrnl table ami the very bell liquors, attached. Also tine rubles Sept. U-yl Maurii Chunk House, Busqaehanna Street, Mauch chunk, I'enna, T. F. FEU It, Proprietor. l!ltn(5;at the County Seat this riiupti w pe nret-ciais in every res. tund to ,tt ' Wlirl. l.lfiuurs. I.nxer lleer. Clears nrf nthr ttelrelbinenta of huresl Quality at ll.lbellar: Terms rery moderate. 1'utronaKo 'iqllclt9.l. ., ; so.)!, re, 1S8.1 EB BERT'S r yfaiyejiy, 8c Sale Stables piI(i;,8Tp5B7,.l.l!iIIIOIITON, P FAST TROTTING HORSES, ELEUAT CARRIAGES, And voeiUvely XOWKll PllICES than any other Livery in the Coanty. LarKeenit hanAsoaio C'arilaxea lor Funeral TlurMsestatt Wtvddtnus. DAVID EBDKuT lNv;M.'lo7J. ' J. W. RAUDENBUSH Kespeetlully announces la the public that he .has opined a NEW LIVERY STABLE In - esnac(loo with his hofel, and Is prepared to furnisn loams lur Funerals Wiiings or Bnsiuess'Trips on shortest notice and most liberal! erras. All orders left at the "Carbon House' will receive prompt attention, stable 0AArtn street v next, the uo(el, lenignion. ianu-ri 6 C . I , j -i , Send ee. forposlaxe, andrer a coiiiy uoi.oi goous I h.ln vnn la mora .moaer rliiht aav tl an anvlhlnir else In this world. All.if either lex, sureeed from first ni or i no oruaa roati 10 fortune opens pe. fpre the workers, atsolu ely sure. At once lire's l ata S.U0. Aauiia,'?it. JI H. V. Mortihmer, Proprietor. VOL. XII., No VO. Railroad Guide. &Jeauiii B. I , Arrangement of Passenger Trains. OOTODEU 39tb, 18SJ. Trams leave Allentown as follows : (Via Pxrkiomrv Railroad.) For Philadelphia at '5.W, 0.(0, 11.10 a. m., and 3.10 p. in. SUNDAYS. For Phlladelphlaat 6.00a,m.and 3.20 p.m. (Vlv East Vrvv 11 R Alien.) For Reading and llarrlibur?, 0.00, 8.40 a. m.. 12.16, 4.3", and O.0S p. m. Fer I-nncnster and Columbia, 0.00, 1.49 a, ra., and 4 3u p.m. SUNDAYS. For llarrlsbure, and way points, o.DS p. m. Trains for Allentown leave as follows : (Via Prrkiomem Railroad.) Learo Phllnd'a, 4 30, 7.40 tt. m. and 1.00, 1.36, 4 39, and 6.15 p. m. SUNDAYS. X.eare Philadelphia. S.03 a.m., i:2d p.m. (Via Eabt PaM. DRAHcn.) Leare Reading, 7.30, 10. IS a. m., 2.00, 3.00, ami o.l r p. m. I.cavt ldrrliburir, 825, T.S0, 9.80 a. m., 1.4S and 4.uu p. in. Eearo Lancaster, 17.30 a. m., 1.00 and t3.40 p.m. Ieare uoiuuibin, i.du a. ra , a.w anu .to , m. frrom King Street Depot. SUNDAYS. lavo Reading, 7.3) a. m. l.earo HarrlnburK, 5-20 a. m. Trnlns via "Perklomen Railroad" marked thus () run to and Irom Depot, Ninth nod Oreen streets, Philadelphia, other trains to ami from 11 road street liepot- The eo.ra and 6.45 a. ni. trains from Allen town, and the "1 35 and A.15 p. m. train rrom Philadelphia, vln Perklomen Railroad, have through cars to and from Philadelphia. J. E. AVOOTTliN, General Mauairer. C. O. HANCOCK, Ucn'l Pars'r h. Ticket Agent Mar 27th, 1883. ALLEN LINE of STEA1EBS TO AND FR051 EUItJPJE ! Prennld Pas.eneers from Eneland. Ireland. and SMiutland. can embark at either Liver pool, (Huston, Cuecnslown, Londonderry or Ualway. FARE AS LOW AS BY ANY OTHER ROUTE I Drafts on England, Ireland, and Scotland. I. V. MORTIHMER, Agt. Oarbo: Adtocatb OHlce, ' "' . ieHIOHTON. PA. jyj- lIElIaMAN & CO., BANK STEFaET. Lehighton, Pa., MILLERS and Dealera In JEloiii; feed. AUKiudaot an.WN BOUOnTnnd SOLD a ltKOULAR MARKET RATES. 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The rgest. handsomnt. best bonk ever sold for less than twice oar price. The fastest selling book In America. Immense Konts to agents. All Intelligent peopu want Any one can become a successful agent. Terms tree. IULlxtt Boo Co., Portland, Matns. diU-rl INDEPENDENT LEHIGHTON, CARBON COUNTY, Susan B. At lb? foot of (he Green Monntnins. South Adams, Mass., In 1820, was born this woman who has ho faithfully nod rlevotoilly championed the finnoblse of btr sex at tbe ballot box. Her ingress into the ranks of the Women's llights ennse emanated from ber tnrly experience as n sohonl lenoher, ber compensation being but tight dollars a month, while men received for tbe same servioe from twenty fonr to thirty dollars. After fifteen years of tbo closest economy she bad snved onij $300 oat of her meagre salary, wbile, had she received equal compensation for equal nervice ber savtugs would have npcregnted nt least t2.(J00. Tbe contrast arouned ber conceptions of Injustice, and from 1852 has been one of tbe lending spirits in every Women's Illgbts Convention beld in America; was all these years, and still is. tbe Secretary of tbe Katlonnl Association. A great many people supposo that "women's rights" is an ecccntrio "hobby" with Miss Anthony. Not so. From 1857 to 18CG she was nn nrdent worker with Wendell Phillips and Lloyd Garrison in tbo anti-slnvery cause and continued to ndvocnle freedom for tbe negro until tbe emnncipntion'edlct gnvo them their lib erty. She is also n great temperance worker, nnd, in fact, wherever there Is a cause in which justice nnd the Rood of all humanity Is involved, the voice, tbe heart and sympathies of Susan O. Anthony is foremost in the content. Miss Autbnny tins a fine figure nnd large1, well-shaped bead. The world calls ber cross-grained nnd nngnlar. She has indeed her peculiar ways, but they nre only exterior. Her nature is a broad, generous and sytnpnthetio one, though aho Direr weeps or sentimentalizes. Onr likeness well portrays the strong character of Miss Anthony, and onr renders can rely upon Its being a failbtul reproduction of an excellent photograph very lately taken. Copyrighted by C. II. Miller, 18S4, and print In the Caiiiiok Advocatk by special ar rangement w 1th the Author. SEALED UNTO HIM. A Story of ilicEarlyDaysof Jlormonism. By JOAQUIN MILLER, Author of "Songs of tho Sierras," "The Danltcs," "Memorlo and Rime," etc. CU ALTER IV. A DAY CP SUSPENSE. It was doubtful from tbe first bow, tbe men sent to execute "judgment" on this poor girl wonld proceed, as tbey rode slowly down tbo bill into tbe camp. There was no doubt in any one's mind what tbey would do in tbe end. But bnw and by what tortuous roads of cruelly and delay and dismay wonld tbey proceed? By what cruel cat-and-mouse means would tbey proceed to teach tbelr terrible lesson of tbe veDgeance and tho power of Dan, "a serpent by tbe way," "an ndder in tbe path'? When the sun shines bot nnd clear, n photograph is taken almost instantly, wLich will endure a loug, long lime. And so it is in nnd with scences like Ibis. The blood was at fever beat. Tbe imagination was Iiko flame. Terror of what was to happen fastened all things there firmly as if (be world stood still forever. Tbe heart after a little time al most ceased to beat. Before ns to tbe south and far away gleamed the great sea of salt in tbe morning sun. A green Island of trees where a thousand cattle fed, the proper ty of the Mormon church, lay far away toward tbe other side. It was but dimly visible, yet beautiful, peaceful in Its fur tranquility as a picture of Paradise, As (be eyes strained and swept across the gleaming sen of salt and rested on this beautiful island, tbey seemed to want to remain there. Von conld not turn your bead away or withdraw yonr gaze. There was a fierce fascination that kept tbe strained eyes looking down and out steadily toward that dim and distant isle of peace nnd beauty, which was ir resistible. Tbe tired eyes wanted to rest there forever. Or did tbe eyei bo deslm to remain tbere, far away in fields of beauty nnd of peace, to escape tbe threatened scene of blood and peril at our feet. Beyond Ihe broad and gleaming levels of this sea of salt, still beyond tbe verd ant restful isle, and right above nnd over the few scattered fields and farm-houses on tbe near shore, shot tbe snuw-topprd towers of tbe Wnbsatcb, These mag. nificent mountains drew an impassable wall, a crescent to tbe east and north, around tbe incipient Mormon city. These mighty towers of snow, this strange new people, mad on tbe subject of religion, called their "towers of strength." Tbey likened tbem to Ibe white towers tbat were above the tnigbly walls of Jerusalem of old. Everywhere, I in all things arouud tbem, tbey read the fulfillment of prophecies, Bible tradit ions and Bible trnlbs. Tbe deserls and tbe welts in the deserts, tbe balm-of. gilead trees, even tbe locusts (bat some times devonred tbe land In all these they read, imagined, believed Implicitly, tbat tbey bad here, thousands of miles away from all the worm, lonna a new Jerusalem tbat tbey were Indeed tbe children of the lost tribes the children or Dan Indeed, tbat should Judge tbe people of lbs earth aa tbey passed, and be as "a serpent by the way, "nn adder in tbe path," To tbe east of Ibis remnant of a dried np sea, and close npon the salt-white shore of It, tbere gushed from the rooky hillside a little river of boillog water which sent forth. Its stream In tbe early morning In a perpetnal drift of snowy clonds. These beautiful whits clouds rose to tbe mountain-lop to tbe east, and tbere rested lazily in tbe son or cradled to and fro above tbe Mormon city. Beneath these cradled clouds, far be low them, and yet far above tbe clly.and to tbe east aud to Ibe north, and above our own camp, there was drawn in a pre cise level tbe definite and unmistakable shore and surf-line of a great drled-up sex. Hundreds of feet above tbe black and heavy waters of Salt Lake, you can aee where the aurf roared lu storm and tempest when the world was jouop, tore the rocks to splinters, fashioned caverns, Live ana Let Live." PA., SATURDAY, APRIL 5, 1884. Anthony. nnd washed a pebbled strand. These marks will remain while the mountains remain. All arouud, high np on tbe bill-top, you pick np sea-washed pebbles, petrified sen fish of a forgotten age, stones with sea-moss and sea-shells en cased in tbem, and endless evidence that tbe ships of Solomon might have sailed these mountain-lops, seeking tbe land of Opbir. And yet bere was pitiful man, in tbe heart of all this mystery.'in the presence or ever-patient and industrious Nature as she tried to fashion a borne for him glorious nnd beautiful, ontting bis fellow-man's throat before bo bad yet fairly sat down to the possession of it all. Was there not sorrow enough bere? Why, these Mormons bad been ridlog, racing, dashing about for days and days to find a ninele victim to murder. Aud now they bad found tbelr victim. She must die. She was already in some sense dead. Somo one bad seen tho band of the flant shoot blgh nnd straight nnd per pendicular in the nir as the D.inlles rode down from the bill. They answered with the saruo emphatic nnd silent sign. What did it mean? As tbey approached tbe camp, be also approached. He came with n heavy, massive, and deliberate tread, ns if bo owned tbe eartb. Ho took possession of tbe place. Tbey en tered tbe camp together. Tbe men looked at tbe giant Tor their orders. He motioned tbem to dismount. Tbey did bo, and stood a little apart, holding their hungry nnd tired horses by long rawhide tethers as they bent tbelr sleek necks to tbe ground, rattled their steel bits in tbelr teeth, nnd ate of tbe green and abundant grass as if it never had been or should be sttlned with blood, I know yon are clutcbiog yonr band bere with ferocity toward tbe one party, and shame and pity for the other. You would have fought, died then and there, or destroyed these destroying angels, wonld you?' Not so. Braver men never were known tban the pioneers of Ibese days. But there somehow fell a fascination on all and always, from tbese swift and si lent fanatics the fascination of the ser pent when It looks in a bird's eyes that paralyized the worn and weary pilgrims in tbese esrly days. And you search tbo chronicles In vain for one single act of successful defence. Not one of a thou sand murders met with any real resist auce, Some believed tbat this new religion wonld cover tbe earth. Men who ab horred It bad seen its audacity and pow er so suddenly nnd wonderfully develop ed bere in tbese mountains of Mexico, tbat no wonder tbey were appalled and silent before its executioners. It bad its believers, too, in every camp. No one dared complain to bis nelgbbor.not even to bis own brother, or build np plans of escape, punishment, or revence. A man did not trnst bis own wife. Tbere was but one course to take bear all in si lence. Our party bad already nnyoked their oxen; and the large-eyed, patient cattle, glad to be let lo3so once more, were mouthing tbe sweetest grass aloug tbe green banks of tbe willow.lined stream. Tbe weary men gradually sank down on tbe grass in groups tbe children cluug to their mothers' skirts in silent awe. No one epoke to the terrified girl. Tbe large, hollow-eyed leader looked at ber a moment I tbeir eyes met, Bbo knew him then. Lie was bsr husband. Bbe was an apostate wife, aud bad been so Judged by Dan, Tbe story of tbe terri ble fate of an apostate wife was familiar eveu to the children who looked on in silent lertor, He froze ber blood with a cold stare, and then made a motion with bis large left band, In which be still held a book, to tbe men with tbe horses. Tbey took off tbeir bridles from their hungry horses and bung theui over the pommels of tbeir Spanish saddles. Then tbey loos, ened tbe siocbes of tbelr saddles leisnre ly, and coining forward tbey gathered about tbe elder, Tbey sat down, still holding to their tethers. Then the elder or missionary began to talk calmly of tbe beauties of tbe book of Mormon.and to read and to preach, lie beckoned all to draw near. and all drew near, obedient and breatbleaa. Witb a gesture be bsde tbo pale and terrified girl ait close be fore him In tbe gathering circle, and she did so) her great sad eyes lifted to bis eyes as tbe eyes of a bird might lift help lessly to tbe fascinating eyes of the ser pent that is tp destroy ber, (to aicowrrnoxD.J $1.00 a If LAST IN BED 7JLOW6 OUT THE LIGHT. Old Uncla 1'loughglt and bis wife were holding a sort of love feast the oth er night, reconutlng old times. As tbe worthy couple slowly prepared to retire tbey went over tbe days gone by In a highly entertaining manner. "Do you know, 'Blah, I feel jest as young as I evsr did?" said Uncle Plongbglt, exuber antly. "So do I, Enoch, spryly re sponded Annt 'Biab. Then a thought suddenly occurred to Uncle Plongbgit. and wheeling on bis heel be cried onl: "Last in bed blows out tbe light!" and made a plunge for his side of the couch. Ilia wife, though taken by surprise, wis n.hing behind him in sprigbtliness,and their aged heads met about tbe middle of tbe bed with a startling thump. Aunt 'Riah doubled np on tbe floor, and old Uncle Ploughgit, rubbing tbe top of bis bead, muttered: "What two durned old fools we be, nnybow." NO MISTAKE IN HERS. At noon a girl, about 10 years old, ami wearing a somewhat faded coslume.came up to tbe delivery window of tbe post of fice, threw down n letter, and said to tbe clerk: "Is that air stamp all cqnee-gee?" "Yes, it seems to be all right." "Ah' is tbe address writso's tbar' kiu be no show of its gittin' off'n the trail an' monkeyin' nil 'round ibe country afore it gits lo whar' its addressed?" "Oh, I guess so. The mail boys cau manage to " '-I don't want no gness work about it, for tbit's a matter of life and death. If Ibat letter'll go straight ey so,and,if it won't, just unlimber yonr tongue and give me square music" "I'll guarantee Ibat It will find tbo person to wbom it is ad dressed," said the clerk, who bad de ciphered tbo hieroglyphics on tbe en velope, '-Then, tbrt's all right, but if it don't git tbar' on time I'll bavo you took np fur murder. Tbat letter fur my feller back in tlllnoy, an' be writ Ibat if I wouldn't marry bim right off be'd kill bisself, an' I'vo writ back tbat ho kin come on an' donble up j-st as soon ns be wants ter. If tbat letter don't git tbar straight Jim's jeU fool enosgh to swaller a dose of pizen cr somelbin', nn' mind, young man, that you are llablo to be pulled any minnte for murder if be does. My naue's Boda Lumly, an' anybody that knows tbe Lumly's '11 tell you that we're not to be footed with when human life's nt stake," And she shook a warn ing linger at tbe clerk aud walked out. THE FIRST MEEESCnATTM PIPE. In 1823 tbere lived in Pestli, tbe cap! tnl of Hungary, Karol Kowates, a shoe maker, whoso ingenuity in cutllog and carving on wood, etc., brought bim in contact witb Count Andrnssy.wlth wbom be became a gteat favorite. Tbe Count, on bis return from a mission to Turkey, brought borne with bim a whitish clay, wbicb bad been presented to bim as a enriosity, on account of its light specific gravity. It struck the shoemaker that. being porous, it must be well adapted for pipes, as it would absorb tbe ulco line. Tbe experiment war tried, and Karol cut a pipe for tbe Count and on for himself. But in tbe pursuit nf bis trade bo could not keep bis bands clean, and many a piece of shoemaker's wux be. came attached to tbo pipe. Tbe .clay, however, instead ol assuming a dirty ap. pearance when Karol wiped it off, re. ceived wherever tbe wax bad adhered to it a clear brown polish, instead of tbe dull white It previously had. Attribnt lug tbe cdange to its proper sourer, bi waxed the whole surface, and, polishing tbe pipe again, smoked It, nnd noticed bow beautifully it colored, and bow much more sweetly tbo pipe smoked nf' ter being waxed. Peck's Bad Boy says he can sleep with his feet hanging out of the window tb coldest of winter nights, If he can only be furnished with a good supply of Jadwln'i Pine Tar Syrup. Verily, it is a balm for the afflicted. Price, SJc. and tl per bottle For sale at Thomas' drug store. A near-sighted man in a street-car seeing a woman holding a pug-dog on her lap, asked ber if abe bad left ber other children at borne. And aha got mad and called bim a brnte. Wbite elephants bave dropped in prioe from 9200,000 to J175.00O. Now is the time to lay in your summer supply. Lawyers and doctors' blunders have been tbe causa ol more than one man's choking to death. Some persons have been known to choke from enuthlng. These tn stances are few If Jad win's Pino Tar Syrup Is used. Per bottle. 2J eeuls and $1. For sale at Thomas' drug store. Subscribe for and read tbe Atlvoeita It contains all tbo latest looal news np to the time of going to press. Tbe bnmsn Is supposed to be far more intelligent than tban the brcte err. allon, and yet ordinarily Ibe street-car horse answers the bell much quicker tban tbe servant girl will. NO LONGER A QUESTION of opinions we guarantee eyery box of Acker's Dysper sla Tablets. Prieo 35c. and 50c. Sold by Dr. Horn, Lehighton, and K. A. Horn, Weiss port. Knee plus ultra the ballet girl's skirt Tba Vassar girl's favorite Roman hero Msrlus. Some men are so lacking In bospl Ullly that tbey will not even entertain an Idea. Circus managers send out a paste briga so ttsat people will be stuck on tbe sbow. Can tbe baabful Jctlng man who blnabes violently whenever be performs polite offices for tbe ladies be called tba pink of courtesy? An actress may remain sixteen ers old for a good while, bnt when ber cblU dren begin to Ret married she baa to own Up to twenty-nine. "What will slick to a man closer than a good and true wife?" asked a cor respondent. A porous plaster will crowd bet for tbe honors, young man, Subscribe for the Apvocate, only one dollar a year. Year if Paid in Advance. not taid in advance, $1.25. ACENTS WANTED FOR PICTURESQUE WASHINGTON. TEN AND PENCIL SKETCHES Of Its Scenery, History, Traditions, Puhllg and Social Llf, with graplito descriptions ol the Capitol, Congrtss, the White House, and the Government Departments, with Vmws at Mount Vkrhoh, a Map of Washington, and Diagrams of tb. Hulls of Congress. Ily JOSEPH WEST MOOKE. To all classes this Is n book of great Inter esta Itlsconclse, graphic, thorough, and Interesting, Illustrated by over 100 beautiful new engravings by leading American artists, and elegantly bound, n book for all homes, Sold only by subscriptions. Agents are meeting with grand success. Agents wanted, mala or female. In every township or tho United States. Previous experienco, wlillo doslrable, not absolutely required, as we glvo instructi- ns necessary for success. If unemployed write us. For terms to agents addreia tho Publishers, J. A. A R. A. R1ED, Providence, It. I. DOES WONDERFUL CURES OF KIDNEY DISEASES (J AND (J LIVER COMPLAINTS, o Reeanae It acts on the I.lVKIt, BOWELS and K1DXEIS at tho same time. HeeauM it cleanses the system cr the poison ous bumor. that develop, in Kidney and Uri nary Diseases, BUlonsness, Jaundieo, Ccnatip Item, Flics, or la Hn.um.Uam, Keur&lsia, H era Tous Disorder, and all Female Complaints. ur solid moor or this. XT WILL BtmELT CUUS OONSTIPATION, PILES, nnd RHEUMATISM. Zty causing FUES ACTIOlf of all tb. organ. and functions, thereby CLEANSING tho BLOOD m to ring tho normal power to throw off dlMMO. THOUSANDS OF CASES of thn worst forma of theso terrible dlseiuts hTo ba quickly relieved, and lu a abort Unu PERFECTLY CURED. rrucE, $t. mquid on imr, cold dt p cue cists. Dry enn bo sent by nil. WIXL9, mciARD30N & Co., llurllfiffton, VU O bent! te.mp (or Uifcry AIuuum UT I8S4. AYER'S Cherry Pectoral. No other complaints are so Insidious tn thelt attack ns thobe nffcetlnj the throat nnd lungsi none so trilled with by the majority of suffer ers. Tho ordinary cough or cold, resulting lierhnps from a trilling or unconscious ex posure, Is often hut the beginning of a fatal sickness. Avi:n's Cimitnr Pectoral has well proven its efficacy In a forty years' fiht with throat and lung diseases, and should be taken lu all cases without delay, A Ter rl bio Cough Cured. " In IS." I took a severe cold, which affected my lungs, l had n tcrrlblo cough, and passed night niter night w Ithout sleep. The doctors gave ino up. 1 tried A villi's CttniiliV l'r.r tiiiial, which relieved my lungs, Induced sleep, Riid nlfordcd mo the rest necessary for llio recovery of my strength. By the continued use if tho PrcioitAL a perma nent euro nns elfcctetl. I nm now CI years old, hale nud hearty, and nm satisflod your CiiKUitv 1'IXTOliAl, saved me. HOIIACI! FAiitnROTncR." Rockingham, Yl., July 13, Iff!. Croup. A Mother's Tribute. " Wlillo in tha country last winter my llttlo boy.three caraold,M.istnkcn lllwlth croup; It seemed ns if ho would tlie from strangu lation, One nf the family suggested tbo uso jf A v Kit's Citnitnv Pkitoiiau n bottle of which was always kept In the house. Tills was tried in sinnlt nud frequent doses, nud to our delight In leu tbnu halt an hour tho liltlu patient was breathing en, Ily. Tho doc tor raid that tha Jm:i:i:v 1'riToitAi. had n.tvnt my darling's lire. Can you wonder at our gratitude Sincerely sours, tins. I.jim.v OEejrav." 150 West 158th St., Now York, May If., ISM. " I hnve nscd .Writ's Cnnnnv Pr.rTonAt. In my family for several senrs, mm no not liesitato tn pronounce it the most effectual remedy for coughs and colds mo have ever tried. A. J. CnAKE." 1-nko Crystal, Minn., March 13, 1(62. " 1 suirVred for elelit rears from Bronchitis. and after trjlng many remedies with no suc cess, I was cured by tlio uso of Avail's uiier- KV PKITOIIAI. lOSEMI WALDES." liyhnlia, Miss., April C, lifz. " I rnntint ft.iv enoueh in praise of AVfa's CiilMiiir PrxToitAi., nellevlng as f do that but for it. use I should long since have died Irom lung xrnuuies r. ukaudua. Palestlue, Texae, April 23, ltl2. Ho case of an affection of the throat et lungs exists which cannot be greatly relieved by the uso of AVr.n's CiimtnY Pectoral, and it will alurayi cure when tlie disease ir not already beyond the control of uieaiciue. rrtri'ARED nv Dr. J. C.Aycr&Co., Lowell, Mats. 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Wc answer the question em phatically YES I To backus up wc refer to the following Northern lnen who have set tled among us: Rev. S. Mat toon, Charlotte, N. C, form erly of New York; Jno. Woodhousc, Concord, N. C, formerly of Morris Co., N. J.; A. Ungen, Newton, N. C, formerly of Fredrick, Md ; F A. Volimer, Durham, N. O., formerly of Williamsport, Ra., and the hundreds of others that have settled in the State. When writing for information, please enclose stamp lor re turn postage. THE CLIMATE of North Carolina surpasses that of any oth. er State In the Union, bclns tempered on one side by the Alnntto ocean and on the other by the high peaks of the Appalachian Moun tains. Tho average fall of Snow for the en tire winter Is six Inches. The average num ber or foggy days are two (2). Kopartpr.tha State Is subject to destructive gales. Mean annual temperature for the State 19. Sum mer 73, Winter 3, rainfall 45 Inches. While the cold of the winter Is not severe, tlie tern peoature ot tnld-tutnmer Is not so trying or excessive as farther North. While thoro ar hundreds of sunstrokes In New. York Stat everr sntnmcr,tho disease Is ajrnt unknown In N. C Dnring a lato winter of unusual severity, the thermometer several times dropped to 80 degrees, and even t'o.io degress below tero In Iowa, Mlonlgan and ffew York, hero 10 degrees above tero was reached but once, and then only for ons'stnglo night. TIMBER. At least thirty thousand square, miles of our t. rrltory Is still oovcrtil wlth,t!mt)er, consisting in part of yellow nnd white pins, several varieties of oak, hickory, walnut, chestnut, poplar, cypress. Juniper, roa'plo black ash, elm, mulbiny, dog-wood, per. slmmon.holly, locust, wild cherry. red eedar, mountain mahogany,cur!y maplo and poplar. MINERALS ' are lound In great variety and. abjrndanes over a large part of the Stats, Among the mora useful and Important are marl, Jrpn, coal, peat, limestone, gold, copper, silver, lead, tine, mica, tin (very reeent'dUcovery), graphite, corundum, maganete kaolin, Ore clay, whltestone, grindstone apd ?nlllit.oni' a great variety ol bulhljcgand prcelous stones, Including diamond. WATER TOWER of Ihe State aggregate more than three mil. Hon hone power, TOE SOIL AND CROPS. The great Variety of lolls together with the climatic conditions gives rise to tbo great variety ofnaturat products and large yieias, anuinysine lounuaiion ior an im mense range of agricultural prodnotf. Cotton, grain, tobacco and rice ara the leading staple crops. The Chlncso tea plant flourishes through, out tbe Eastern halfoftho State. Flax, hemp and Jute grow to perfection, nd could be made a paj Ing crop. Silk. Tbe products of, this Industry In onr State are equal In qualllty tp the y reach and Italian silk. Irish and sweet potatoes are paying crop., Vsoetablis. No whero In America can tbe trucking business be carried on to mora profit than In the eastern counties ofNerih. Carolina, Markbts. The distance to Wew Y.orlc from the eastern and northern pari ol our Slate Is no farther than from the western part ot N. Y. State to New York. Pries of land varies wth the distance from market and fertility. The price of average quality Is from three to ten dollars per acre IMMIGRATION. Many immigrants havc come into the IState during the past year chiefly coin tho Northern nnd New -England States. "VVe JiaVQ. special rates with transportipn corn names from Boston. Ndv Y9A and Baltimore, for very cheap rates "of passage ana freight. For special inform atiqn, call on local agents through the Northern- nnd New England States1, or 'ad dress JNO. T. PATRICK, Manager Slate immipjralion Bjieaji, RALEIGH, N. C. Ftbrnsry 19, lMt-jl ' I ttltl WHim All tut faltl. lieat Conch tiroii. Tmimbooo. Us. In lime. 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