MISCELLANEOUS. Every fanner tliouM at least have one ounty paper, nml that paper shnuhl La tbo Advuoatk, vrhlrh contains all tha latest lo 1 news. Only $1.00 a year. ''Blessed Is the lot of a conlonlel man,' tsya the real estate aent, "If lie has paid cash, for It and the usual commissions." ADVICE TO MOTHERS. Am you disturbed at night and hrohen of your rest by ft slclt child sulfcrmg anil cry ing with pain of cultluR tcelh 7 I f so, semi at onco and get a botllo of Mas. WiHlot's Sooiniiio Strup mr Ciiii.dukm TektKino. 1U value Is Incalculable. It will' relievo the poor little sufferer! immediately. Depend upon ft, mothers, there is no mlstalto about it. It cure dysentery and illarrhoea.regu latcs tho stomach and bowels, curea wind nnii the rtnn'i.rrduces Inflammation and gives tone and energy In the wholo sys tem. Mrs. Wiitsr.nw's Bootiiino Strop lOtt Childres Tticrnisa la pleasant to the hste, and lathe prr6criptlon of onoof the eldest and best fomalo physicians and nurses la the United States, au J Is for side by all druggists throughout the world. nice 35 cents a bottle i1 if jcMqjijajMMMawfiiiuj.MiCTEri RATHER TOO LONG. Alter Twenty Tears on the Wrpng Bids of Ltfo a Virginian Turns tha, Tablet. "How long did you lii I" ' Twenty years, I said. Up to. tho tlmo I mentioned I had suffered .from n diseased liver for twenty years," said Mr. S. T. Hon cock, of Richmond, Va.,balf sadly, as though thinking ol that delapldated section of his lite. "At times I almost wished It had pleased Providence to omit the'llverrromtt.o human anatomy."' "Had enough twenty years of that sort of thing," responded tho listener. "What was tho upshot of It?" "The upshot was that some time axo I went down to Scott's dru store In this etty.nnd bright ono ol HLNSO.N'SOAPOINB POH OUS I'LASTintS, appllod It nnd was re. llcvcd In a Cow hours, and am now as sound a a though my liver were made of India rubber." Honson's unllko the old fashioned kind of piasters set promptly. Look for tho word OAP01NE, which Is cut In the genuine, rrlo 25 cents. Scabury & Johnson, Cheni Is s, New York. The world Is pretty eyen the piano has spoiled many a good dish washer, and many a good dish washer has spoiled a piano. On Thirty Daya Trial. Thk Vovmo BaXT Co., Marshall, Midi. Ill send Dr. Dye'a Celebrated Electro Vol ale-Belts and Electric Appliances on trio lor thirty days to men (young or old) whi r offllrlc! with nervous debility, lost vi tality and kindred troublos, guarautccinj speody and complete restoration of hcaltl and manly ylgor. N. B. No risk is Incur re, as thhty days' trial is allowed. 5.1y We meet in society many beautiful wo men who wo think would moke excellent TsWea for our friends. ELECTHIC1T.Y. 01 all the known Eleolro-Galvanle Appliances at the present day It Is now conceded by the Medical I ra lornity and Electricians generally, that the American Galvanic Co't IIowAnt) Siiuuis are the best, possessing Intrinsio Electrical merits, as on anient or appliance can be filled to any part of the body, which is.nol true of any other. See advertisement in smother column o( this paper.- Electric Go- Boiled potatoes arc spoien of na "geb kirda" in fashionable circles, because tbiy are so easily mashed. The old adage that a man is a fool or n physiciau at forty, explains why it is so, many patent medicines make their appear ance every year, and again disappears like the morning dew. JADWIH'8 TAItSYRUP ii the result ol su years oi eiptranoi m tfre stndy.of medicines. Thomas, tho drug gist, sells it. Many a young mnn who work8 hard during the day allows his hands to go to wahtt during the evening. o Don't Spill the Milk. "There 13 no uso crying oyer spilled !tk," says the old saw. If you are not on Jy balil.but have bo life In the roots of your hair; there ia no use crying over that, eith er. Take both time and vourscll by tho forelock while there Is a forelock left. Ap ply Parker's Hnlr Balsam to your hair be fore matters get worse. It will arrest the fatting oflinf..your hair nnd restore its origi nal color, gloss and softness.- It is n perfect dressing withal, clean, richly perfumed, cools and heals tho scalp. When a young men begins to raise down upon his faco it is no wonder that he acts like a goose. EVERY Promise backed by a guaran tee. Acker's Dyspepsia Tablets will give Immedlato relief. Trice 25 k SO els. Sold by Dr. Horn, LeUIshton, and E. "A. Horn. Welssport. "And the cloud wedded the ahmlowc," aings a poet.- Sort of a bigger-mist, ehl Many a woman who does in. I know veil the multiplication tablo can "figure" In society. GUARANTEED to cure a cold or cough Acker's celebrated English Ecmely. Sold by DrC T Horn, Lehighlon,and E A Horn, Welssport. A faux pas her father. A Jersey waste Newark fiats. The coaled (ire throws out the most heat. It is doubtless owing to our being made cf clay, that wo are so easily broke. It isn't a very great ways to the end of a cat's noso, but its fur to the end of its tail. la aa Bay ma which is to say, Perry Davis's Pain Killer uiiwwi t,uuu, x iu!t;u A'iua .uincr a lncnt, and It curea ino ia a Ehort time." Captain D. 8. GooOcll, Jr., of Gear-port. Jlainc, tcTst " Vcr brui. upralna one, cut". I know ox no medicmo that la more effective." . DETitl .Pierce, Titles, 2T. Y., cayr : - Tar cuia, rrulPos. burns cntl epraloio, it has novcr failed to effect n cure." IT LEADS ALL. No other blood-purifying moillctno In mfule. y lifts over beon prepared, which bo com olotoly meet tho want of physicians aud tho general pub 1 la as Ayer's Sarsaparilla. It leada tho Hat as a truly sclentl.lo prcnarv ttou for alt blood diseases. 1 f there Is a lurk Onnnrm a ire taint of Scrofula nbout you. OUtlOFuLA AvniiM SAuiAi-AntLLA will dllodge it nnd expel 11 from your system. For constitutional or gcrofnloui Oat.nrh, PnTnnnu Avmt's sns.u-Aiut.L la tho Wit 1 f iftrlll true roinotlr. It has curoit numberless cases. It will stop the nauseous cat3irrh.il discharge, mid reinovo tho sicken ing odor of the breath, which aro Indications of scrofulous origin. Ill PCnmiQ Tex., Sept. 18,1882. ULukilULIO "At tho age of two years ono of Ongce mv children win terribly atlllctcd OUfiCO with ulcerous running sores on Its face nnd nock. At the aamo tlmo tta eyos wero swollen, much lnllaiued, nnd very soro. O.-inF Euro Vhyslclanstoldusthntapow ujrln Cluo iTfulalternttvomedlolnomust he employcil. They united in rocoinmondlng AYiiii's H.vnAi'AKIi.t.A. A fow doses pro duced ii peroontlblo Improvement, which, by an adhereneo to your directions, waa contin ued to a completo and permanent cure. No evldcuco ha-i Blnco nppcared of tho exlstenoo of any scrofulous tendencies; mid no treat ment of any disorder was ovor attended by inoro prompt or elTectual results. Yours truly, B. F. Jonxsos." rncrAiir.D nv Dr. J . C. Ayor & Co., Lowell, Mass. SoU by all Druggists; f 1, idx bottles for $3. WHO IS UNACQUAINTID WITHTHt CiOORAPHV C THlS COUN TI1V WtLLSEt DV txAMININQ THIS MA. THATTHS An accident may happen to-morrow. Buy Penny Davis's Pain Killed to-day of any Druggist SV! 53 mmm IrffiB Ufa 1 fell gig n p s P-n g rJSS Sa Pi ft53 i - ?arn og g. " r.o- fja- SI li b 52 I IKl THE Carbon Advocate IB THE BEST MEDIUM FOR Local Advertising IN CARBOX COUNTY. Send for Hates, which will he found very moderate. Job Printing of every description, Illustrated Sale Bills A SPECIALTY. At Low Prices ! CHICAGO, ROCK ISLAND &PACIFIC R'Y py tUs csntral position or itn line, connects tho fcaetana tho West by thufhortest route, and oar riy pasBenert), without change cr aara, between Chlcaco find Kansas City, Uonnotl El nffi ' Leaven worth, Atohiflon, Wiuncapolia aud St. raul. it pouracts la Union Depots with all tho priuclpal lines of road betwoeu tho Atlaiitio onU the raciiio Oceans. Its equipment is unrivaled and masmfl cent, beinc oomposed of Llost Comfortable oud Beautiful Day Coaches, UaEnineent llorton Ho cliuinc Chair Cars, Tullman's frettfCBt Palace Bleeping Cars, and the Heet Lino of Dininc Cars In tho World, Thrco Trains between Chicago and Missouri lllvcr Points. Two Trains between Chi C3CO ana Minneapolis and St. Paul, via tUo Jt'amoua "ALBERT LEA ROUTE,'" A New and Direct Line, vl Bencca and Kanka kee.haa recently bcu opened between Kichmond, Norfolk, Newport News, Chat tanoeca. Atlanta, Au. frusta,Naahville.X.oui3vlllo, Lex in pi on, Cincinnati Indianapolis i and Xiafayette, and Omaha, Mmncan oli.B..a"d st- Paul aaa intermadiate points. AlPThrough Pasiengers Travel on Tast Express J:i,ta tZ sal flt all Principal Tichct Offices in tho United States and Canada. Baggage checked through and rates of faro al, wayo as low as competitors that oiler less advan tages. Por detailed Information, cot the Maps and Told ors of the CREAT ROCK ISLAND ROUTE, At your nearest Cloket Oino3, or uddresl R. R. CABLE, C. ST. JOHH, j TIm-rres. & Omi'I M's'r, tlcu l ItU & Pais. Agt, CHICAGO. Merve-Life and m KEse3 p"Job Printing neatly, cheaply and promptly execut ed at this office. Give us a trial and he convinced. Thls cut shows tbs Howard Electric Magnetic Shield os oonlled o cr the K Id- no a nnd ltal centers, uno only np- pllarce mailo that fits every pnrt ol the body, end the only ono needed to rosmvELY curtn KiiIiicyIHcnfco II li o ii ir.ti t Imii, E - h i o p 1 n the worst cases ol !ioi::Iii;il li'ctik licis, Ksltnus tion, Imiiotcn cy, and nil D! cases nnd Wcak sic&kiof the CJrlno Ociiltal Orsans. ii w I OF YES I mmm n ratentca Kcb. S3, 16T0.1 TOt'NO JII3N, front early IndUcrctlon, lack narve forco and fall to attain strength. MIDDLE-Aoni) MKT often lack vigor, attribut ing It to the progress of years. Tho TIOTIIEIJ, WIFE and MATD, siiCcrlngfrom Fcmalo We&Uncso, Kervoua Debility and other ail ments, will find it the only cure. To one and all wo pay that the Shield gives ft nat ural uld in n natural way without DisuatiiNO Tim stomach. tVurj-nnJcd Ono Year, nnd tlio best appliance lliatlc. Illustrated Pamphlet, TIlItEE TYFES OF MEN, also Pamphlet for Ladles only, sent oa receipt of ec, sealed; unsealed, TJIEE. American Galvanic Co., iiV 1 6 UEO 1103 Clicstnut bt l-iiila. -HUNDREDS Write llioy owe their Ufa and present good health to Acker's English Remedy for Conrumptlon, Coughs, Colds, c. Sold by 0. T. Horn, LchlgMon, and E. A. Horn, Welssport. Iron Is decidedly tbo mo6l Ironical of melnls, for It Is so often a railing. ' Mr. S. M. Curtis, of Brooklyn, K. Y., Says be applied to Ihe best physicians he could find, and used every remedy recom mended for a sevcro cough he had for over four months with no success, nnd by ao cidcnl heard of JADWIN'S TAR SYRUP. I took two bottlesnnd was entirely cured. For sale at Thomas' Drag Store. Said an English peer, amid the Jryra. mlds, "I seo that here mummy's the word." EUUrnO.VS, SORES, I'implaj, Rheu matism arc but Indicutors of Impure blood. Acker's Blood Ellxer Is the remedy. Sold by Dr Horn, LehighloD, and E A Horn, Welssporl. It you haro anything to do, get It done, as quickly as you can. Merit is what makes great men stand out so prominently, nnd true merit must exist in all articles offered lo tho public. This Is what distinguishes JAnwis's Tar Svacr from all olhcr patent medlclues recommend ed for coughs or colds. For sale at Thomas' drug store. Fried celery. is tho latest gastronomic idiocy. Tho next thing will bo boiled Ice cream. Acker's Celebrated English Romedy for Coughs, Colds, and Consumption. Sold by us on a guarantee by Dr Horn, Lehlghton, and E A Horn, Welssport. Bound ?o make a man cross Getting to the other side of the street. Dr. Graves' Heart Regulator cures all forms of Heart Disease, nervousness and sleeplessness. How old Is a trea when It reaches tho foli age. Wadlcy, Ga. Dr. B. R. Doyle says; "I consider Brown's In.n Billers superior as a tonlo to any preparation now in use." A wlfo Is a blessing; benco a 'dumb wile is au unspeakable one. IIop Platters are clean, sweet and pleas ant to use. Fresh Hops combined with Balsams and Gums. More powerful than any other porous piasters. 25 els. Josh Billings has inado his success by throwing a peculiar spell oyer the people. FARMERS' COLUMN. i i I f i1 n ippnnma mmmtius - jj i ' .ini'iii-imniifinrniiii. Ill ) luiiiumiiiiiitiiiiiimiLii' ill ! t t ' ii rsmrtll. llliiiiitirir: I'lrminHwiiiiijiiiifiil it"- ""ft!1 f dun.;ii;rcnniniir m lilltnmfwwMiIlft'i! ! ii.l!;:iain.aairjllli 1; i'l tmiirrm't:iitinMiiiiiiiiiiitil!ill I' I 8 lii'l I il.'llll!i!!;!i!li!!iiiiiii,iiiirjl iitji '-rpif. i1!i!!i!i!i,piiiijii;,lilil'!iii Tl i sinimiiwiir THE GREAT GERMAN REtVIEDY FOR PAIN. KelleTci and curei nnnujiATisji, Neuralgia, Sciatica, Lumbago, n.icKACiit:, nuicii, looimcnB, SORE THHOAT, QVI.VST, SWELLIX03, SoreatEt, Cats, truiies, TROSTDITE9, nunxAi, SCALDS, Aod .11 Mhr Ia1II; acbci and point. FIFIT CENTS k BOTTLB, PlJby nil Dmrtl'tiftnl Detilei. Dircctlom lo 11 tnilgUrigfll, Tha Cliar!c: A.Vecelw Co. (SiKcti.ori 10 A. Totclf r k o lUl'Junre, Ed U.S. A. v a v . " o rt o """fc . o a t, c 5c 0) ,o ,je!S-' :a " s . a cM SIP tKU YVKESE All EISE fAUS. I TlestCoairh Smin. TaitM rrrnvi useiaiinie. eoia uy araKifista, vzta f-Sl)r,lNTON BnKTNKY.fashlonaUe lltCJS Hoot ami Shok Makku, Hank St., LehlKhton. All work warranted. Subscribe for" and read the Carbox Advocate. It contains all the latest, local news up to the time ol going to press. respectfully announces that he has bought out MRS. RUPERT'S NEWS DEPOT, together with good-will, &c, and will immediately Remoye his entire business to the premises formerly occupied by her, where he hopes for a continuance of past patronage, pledging himself to do the utmost in his power to serve the wants of the people conscientiously and punctually. constantly on nana an assortment ol HQ" re o-i if?M$t, iirnsBnawsej u?r'SBBflS9 BeWBgflfi j$ MiQS)le9 llaisie lkg9 posa CllBfi'BstBBaas Oaads9 ca'ap IE,Icfsaa,eB9 Card asaaii ca'ap m.ug5BBBag9 AsasTapSa ilfeiaBBBs- J. F. HALBACH, Bank Street, Leliigliton, Pa. Improvlnr; Farm HamcJ an4 Grounds. ' The Immedlato surroundings of farmers' tiomcs generally aro far from being ns at tractive in appearance as they can easily bo made. Indeed tho rural front yards arc, as a rule, much less beautiful and Interesting than those ol people) In the same general circumstances lu towns and cities). In tho latter, lawns are well cared for, nnd choice ornamental trees, shrubs, snd flowers, are much oftener met with than about country homes. There Is no valid reason for this Such embellishments are n.it more easily acquired In Iho city, but just tho reverse, The farmer has teams, implements and manures for putting the bouse grounds in the best condition for ornamental treat' ment; labor Is (julto as cheap as In lown while sodding n lawn costs far less in th country. Trees and plants are as cheap to the farmer as to any one, while' in many places some of the best kinds for ornaraen can be had from the woods for the digging. Thero may be points in which life on the farm lucks the attractions common to town llff, but in chirmlng homo grounds the farmer Is certainly to blame If the city dweller excels him, It Is often wondered why country life has not charms sufTicien to hold the boys tn the larm, and that they grow up longing for the city. If more at tention were given to mating their home surroundings more cheerful and ntlractive lor tho eons aud others of the family, there would be less heard of this trouble. Ana in all such work every proper effort is sure to bo seconded by the wife; while nothing is more natural than for tho children to be enthusiastic helpers In this work. Such improvements of course require eomo outlay, but this can hardly prove otherwise than a good investment. Every dollar judiciously spent in this way will soon bo returned many fold in the increased valuation of any place, should it be desirable to sell, to say nothing of tho greater happiness nnd love of home that will thus bo inspired Now that long evenings are at hand, this subject should receive due consideration l'lans may be drawn up for an improved arrangement of walks, drives, lliwer beds, shrubbery, borders, nnd ther matters, Every detail of these cau-bo-dcoided upon, and entered upon a map, lone be fore winter is over, so that when spring opens the work can go on intelligent ly nu! to the best advantage. Emas A. Loxa, Architect, Buffalo, N. Y., in Am. Agri culturist. . Hints on Hog Killing. Skill and practice are ne-ided to take out Hie intestiness neatly, without cutting or breaking Ihem and soiling the flesh. Hun the knife lightly down marking the bellv stralght, cut totho bone between the thighs, and in front of tho ribs and full r. not to ut beyond litem, open the' abdomen by running the hand or two fingerj behind the knife with its edge turned outward. Little ue of the knife is required to loosen the entrails. The fingers, rightly used, will do most of the severing. Small strongstring., cut tn pmprr lengths, should bo always at hand lo quickly tie tho severed ends of any small intestines cut or broken by chance. An expert will catch the entire offal in large tiu pan or wooden vessel, holding it between hlmsell nnd Ihe hog. Unskilled operators.and those opening very large Tings, need an assistant to hold this. The.eiilrftils; and then the liver, heart, etc , boimjalf re moved, thoroughly rinse out any bood or filth that may have escaped inside. Spread the cut edges apart by inserting a short stick between them to admit frso circula tion of cool air. When dripping is over, or the hanging posts are wanted for other car casses, remove the dressed ones, and hang them in cool rollar or olhcr safe place un til the whole flesh is thoroughly cooled through. Or if, for convenience and easier work, the carcasses nre'eut up before cooling, let all the pieces lie apart for at least half a day. ltcmoying the lard from the long intestines requires expertness that can only be learned by practice. Tho lingers do most of this cleaner, safer, and better than a knife. A light feed the night before kill ing leaves tho intestines less distended and less likely to bo broken. J. M. Staiii., in An. Agriculturist. Take Care of Your Orchard Trees. When tho owner visits his young orchard after the snows have melted away in spring he often makes the disheartening discovery that many of his trees have been glrdlrd by mice or rabbits. Judging from our own correspondence, the damage by these ani mals must in the aggregate bo very heavy. The first thing to bo dune is to examine the extent of the injury. Frequently it is not so bad as it looks, and the Inner bark is not entirely removed. If this covers even a fourth of the wounded portion, and con nects tho bark above the wound with that below it, Ihe chances are that tho wound will heal if drying can be prevented. The ordinary graftlug war, applied on nld, worn cotton cloth, or on paper, as used in grad ing, should be applied over the injured portion. This, especially on quite small trees, will prevent all evaporation. Anotlt cr application is the old grafting clay, made by thoroughly mixing and beating together stiff clay with half as much cow manure. Apply this over the wound quite thickly, and fasten it in place by wrapping with an old cloth aud tying with strings. If their. ner bark is completely gone, nothing re mains but to bridge over the wound with cions, and thus restore the communication between the roots and the top. The cions may be taken from the the same tree Ifthey can be spared, or those from another of the same kind will answer as well. Am. Aqri' culturist. In starting the Store Business we set down the rule Lakge Sales and Small Profits. In continuing it, nnd finding that the motto, as an actual experiment, eminently success ful, we have enlarged upon the same and made it Larger Sales and Smaller Profits. Not yet satisfied, we move up and boldly assert our claim A beef carcass weighing 1400 lbs., and a mutton 1 60 lbs., are the standards la the British markets. If a quince orchard be well managed It will last for forty years or more, aud the crop usually a sure one. It has heretofore been supposed that the horn of the steer or heller gave Indica tions ol the age of the anima1,but Ibis is now denied by Dr. Stewart, of New York, who elates that at no lime is such cvlJenco lo be relied upou. It Is often usual for farmers lo pay a higher price for stable manure, according to value, than for any other fertilizers, for bulk does mtalways Indicate quality. Many wagon loads of material aro hauled to the farm which are of but little yjlue. Now that square plates haye become the fashion, married men will have lo look out for Ihe corners. Ills bid enoujU to 1e bit villi a round phle. And b lieve we can safely assert it without fear of contradiction, and prove it by facts and figures to all who will come and try us and our prices. Come and try. ' Very respectfully, If you are looking for a place to purchase EUSS All M11ICIIES, Toilet and Fancy Articles, Stationery, Cigars, or Wlae FtBaegf f Wall lapes8 aaaal Eiwclea's, Remember, that place is at the POPULAR DRUG STORE of Li CI Si Opposite Carbon House, BANK Street. -:o: A full supply of Pure Wines aud Liquors for Medi cinal Purposes. Prescriptions very carefully compounded, day or night. Remember, Dr. C. T, HORN'S Popular Drug Store. . WlMEEBfc SSETi We desire to say to oui' friends and the public in general, that we have on hand the Largest and most Complete Stock of Goods -OF ANY- T aili?MI SstaMisIimoaT in this section of tho County, comprising Cloths, Cassimeres, OVBRCOATING-S, Plain and Fancy Suitings, Which wo will put up for you in our usual FIRST-CLASS STYLE, Thereby giving you, as no always, do Best Fitting, Best Mnifl aiifl Best Mafe CLOTHING IN LEHIGHTON. We have also jnst received from the Manufacturers a Large i Stock ol Newest Styles of Ladles, Oents and Uhtldren'B mot9 lne aaaal ai ica'8, HATS All CAPS, TMi'ntsnuii All of whtch wo are now offering a cYC ftr Unprecedently Low Prices ! jE3J Very Respectfully, MERCHANT TAILORS, Bank St., LeMo-liton, Pa. We Know what we are Saying When we state that wc are Selling Goods as Cheap as tho Cheapest, and, therefore, invite special attention to the following articles suitable lor Holiday Presents : , , . , ..... n,,.t. Alhnms Toilette Sots. Ladles' Hand Stlchels anil Purses, Olg-ar Oases, Ijulles' Work Handsome Fringe ; Xroai nml Nw PiPVr?55r l-Vlo; lJIectia M.por the Unite,! States (a specially for children Srt&B 'at&wSrXSi o the country with ease and pleasure), Chudrens- A H O and Toy Uook., faney r.p.,.,1... Uhlldrens' School Hags, Inkstands, &c, ftc. A fine assortment of Lamp and Lamp Fixtures, varying in price from $1.25 to $10.00, together with a large varictv of Fancy and Useful Articles suitable for HOLIDAY and BIRTHDAY PRESENTS. We have also, always on hand a full assortment of Pure Drug's, Patent Medicines, Wall Paper and Bord ers, Stationery, School Supplies, &c, &c, all of winch will be sold at the yery lowest cash price. Call and sec goods nnd learn prices before making purchases elsewhere. BQf" Prescriptions very carclully compounded, day or night. Patronage invited. E. A. HORdN, Weissport, Pa. Msy Slh, !?.
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