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REMOVED. formerly occupied by A J I tM.t.K km a v Kit, where bo will bo pleased to too its n lends ?n,l patrons. C3-WlUK IK HI H : from 6 to 9 o'clock P, II. March 31, 1883. -pvlt. W. W, KKUCllf PHYSIUIAN ANU SUHOEON. MAIN STREET, rAIIKYVIL.L.13. I' A, May be consulted In tho Knirllsh or German Linuuaxe. March 21. 1S83. -TT7- A. DEKHAJIBB, JI I)., rllYSlCIAN AND SVIIGKOX Bperlnl stti-ntlon paid to Chronic Diseases. Office: South lisst corner Iron slid 2nd fcts Lc Mghton,Pa. April 3, 1675. n. mniEit, ji. u. V. 8. Examining Snrgton, nltAOTtCflNa PHYrilUIAN and SU ttOEoN. Oi'.Ficii iiant Street, RKuna's ulock, Loaish t0iln bo consulted In the Gorm m LaiiEunso. Nov. 3. D U. C. W. HDWEU, PHYSICIAN AND SUIIQEON. May be consulte.LIn the Ocrinan or Enllsh '.,i"uiit;o. Oitirim 'i,nnflto Uurllng's Drill store, BAM ..at.; Lehlshton. l'a. jan. U-yt W. A. Cortright, D.D.S., OFFICE : Opposite ibo "uroa Jway House," Mauoh Chunk, Pa. Patients lnvo the licnelltot tlio Intcst iin. proroinents In mo 'h inli.il appliances on.l the best inetliulsurir-amiont In nil surulc.il easos. NintOUS-OXlllK nilmlnlsteml II de.lrod. 'ItpisU.lf, persons residing outsule jjllinich UUunlc .honld m .Ite ongnit.'iiienie bymtvll. J8vl T CON VEYANUKK, AND GENERAL INSURANCE AGENT The fulloin& Compiutes re Uaptesentedl ti!!JA.N N MUTUAL Vinn. ItUA.UNO MUTUAL l'lnE, WYUMINO i'lUK. rOl-tV.VlLLH 1'IItK. I, I! 1 1 1 ( 1 1 1 l'I It K. nn:l t ho 1 It A V I'.r.CIlT. AtlCID.iNT INSUltANCt:, Aln l'lininvlvdllll nml .Millunl lloiso Tlllct etee tveand In-uinmo ('iiinpanv. ,, M at cn S). l7-i I'll w. lv I.M u n i: II QARBON HOUSE, J. W. BAUDEN-HU.SU, PUOPIlIETOlt, Hank St., t.mitnitTOX, Pa.. n, ,nflv lfn!,.4K irrs flrsuclass accnm modatlous to the Traveling public. Hoir Una t, ih n nr Week on llcasouable Terms linoico uiKars, wmu. nnu i, uuibuij'ui1 bnnil. UOHUahuns nun aiawies. wuii unci tire HJstlurg, attacheJ. April 10-yl, -p.VCKEttTON HOTEIu Wllway between M mcli ghunk K Lclilahton LEOPOLD MEYEIi, PuoriilhTon, rackorton, Pcnn'a. This well known lintel Is admirably refitted, unit hsi the bi..t aootninodatlms lor perman ent and transient boardur. t'lcolleiit lablo andthevory bot llnuurs. Also tine stables atuched. Sept. 16-yl -.1VII UKiSEKT'S Livery & Sale Stables liASlL STnilKT.UISIlIRIITnN, I'n FAST TROTTING HOUSES, ELEUANT CAKUIAOKS. And posttfvely LOWER 1'HIOICa than auv other Livery m tUo Coauiv. Larsonnit liandsomo canlae, for P.hhthI atrpoaatuud WeUdlms. DAVID KU11KKT Nov. ::, 167 J. J. .W. RAUDENBUSll Ke.pectlullyCannimnos to tho publln Hxi has onenedaNEW l.lVEltv sru.l.l. h connection with Ills hotel, and Is prepared to furnish Teams fur Fauerals, Mtim or Business Trips on shortest notice andannst llheralicrms. All orders left a' the "Carl, in Uonro" will rccelro prompt attention Stable un .Nor Mi K reet, uk hi. uu.., ..vtiiKiiiuu. air-) i PATENTS.-"?. ANDEIt!)N It SMITH. nJollclt"rs of U, S. and Knr J' din Patents. No. too :ih Street, onr cf (I, opp. 1' S. Patent tijflie, wasniiiK1"!'. u. '. orrospomione solicit, ed. No charge fur ndrb't.. teo et)ar(te. unlets 1'a'cnt IS allnweil. rliofureiices. Lewis Jnhnsin & Co.. Hauler., and Pi.siniaster, Wsihlnxton, II. O. Pamphlet of ln.truc. ion. tree. jan Cti o nr VOUTH ANT) MIDDIIi-.vnHD, Would you .u rolnrd iomiDNJI Konhivirl 1 Henrt ia nn and vm will Keta.1 llldlluUUll J rt In lulled enve ope Aitiir-s- n , . s. tTof. J,V K AN,i)),Ji'ut.oiiv N V. lulvry II. V. Moimmnnt, Proprietor. VOL. XL, No 45. i:-sSEf i a -.via " t -v-.'iit.-Xia-'JiA Ladies, Misses and Children's Wear. Call and sec lor your selves, and be convinced my stock is large as the largest, as good as the best, and my uric s as low as the lowest. r-h K P SESS BA.JSTK Second door below the M. E. Tin ani M. Iron fare, Hons? taisMiifr Cyoofe, k, k Is now offering extraordinary Bargains for Cash ! Ho Is tho only Axcnt Intown lor tl.o sale of tho Benscnier, Sunshine, Othollo, New Champion and Apollo Ranges ; Montour, Ji.ighthouso, Excelsior Pcnn, and Eolipso Cook SLovc3; tho Princeton, Early Dawn, Belmont, and Real Double Heaters, with a va riety of flther Square and Round Heaters, All of which hs is now offering at tho Very Lowest Prices Also, on lnnd every kind ol best inakos of PUJI P.s. STOVE GltATE Rooiling; and Spouting, Store on SOUTH Street, a few PttmnaKO Invllcits satlrfnctlon jiuarnntccd. Buy Your Spring and Summer Groceries, Queensware, etc., - AT 0. M. SWIEIY & SOl'S Old Post-Oflice Building, INDIAN JSP 11 9 . w 1 Cures all diseases of tho Stomach, Liver, Bow "3lf3, ICidnoys, Skin and Blood. Millions testi- Vt o its omcacy diseases, and IMi f-ail KST PEMEDY OOWN TO MAN. Guardntced to Cure Dijspepsia. Gf A G E N T S W A N TE 1 Laboratory 77 West 3d St., New York City, Druggists pell it. ,. ,, . I.YKE.NS. Dauphin 06.. Pa. Dn. Cr.AiiK Johnson: My lio.lv u-as literally entered with Teller, tor wlileh 1 com,! uet no relief until T tnnli jour INDIAN III.(JOI) MYHl'P, which has tig AHE.0' mi if.. &.C. OUT Ytitlllif 1. .niii 1 mill lPiitlnnn vsill tin A It tUatm ..I n ..i... 'rSw ATrSurTUM Urcir a they 01 Pout Office BufljiiBiLBAE Street, LEHIGHTON Apnl 4, iss; ty t Mrs. Path has much pleasure in announcing to the la dies of Lehighton und vicinity, that she has just returned from the City with a large, ele gant and fashionable assortment, of the very latest novelties in FALL AND WIHIES -m ir t -i v M inpi'v j Goods INCLUDING A TIats, Ponnots, Rib i bons, Feathers, Flow ers, &c, suitable for Street, Church. scpl5m3 Walp, ames Successor to A. 1). MOSSEH, Manufacturer of and Dealer In all kinds of Stoves Ranges, Heaters, and FIltE KKIUK3. Dealer In all tho Prompt and Cheap. doors above Bank Street. .luuc so, l'8:-n - Bank St. Lehighton. I F' El II U. I 1 1 ' BLOOD SYHUP in healiner the auovo named pronounoo it to bo the circctually cured m . 1 reeuminetul It hluhly ENOUU UKUUEK. ancemexLi; Tho un Icrsluned calls tlio attention of his manyrrlcnds nnd patrons tohls I.iruo nnd Fashionable Stock of Spring. Goods, OonsletlnK of AND orevcry description and Style In tho Jlarkct, Incluillng a special lino of Lady's Fine Shoes Also, a full line of Umbrellas, Sun Shades, Hats. Caps, wia lUo 1,IisT SKI-,L0TKU stock in 1 INDEPENDENT" LEHIGHTON, CARBON COUNTY, A POOR MAN'S WEALTH. J. WIllTCOMli llll.KV. A poor tnant Yes; I niuslcnnfess No wealth of gold ilo I possess; No pastures fine, with grazing klne, Nor fields of waving grain aro mine; No foot otfat or fallow land Where rightfully my feet may stand Tho while I claim it as my own Ily deed and title mine alone. Ah, poor Indcodl perhaps you sny But spore mo your compassion, pray! When I em't ride, wi'.h you, 1 walk In nature's company, mid talk With ono whn will not slight or slur The child fnrover dear to her And one who answers back, be sure, With smilo fnr sinilo, though I am p)or. And while communing thus I count An inner wealth of largo amount The wealth of honest purpose blent With Penury's enylronnient Tim wealth ol owing naught to-day But debts that I would glaillv pay, And wealth of thanks still unexpressed With cumulativo interest. A wealth of pallfcnce nnd content Fnrull my ways improvident; i faith still fmiilly exercised For all my plans unrealized; A wealth, of promises that itill, II inrvjr I full, I hope to fill; A wealth of charily fur thoso Who pity me my rugged clothes. A poor man! Yes, I must confess, No wealth of gold do I posess; No pnstures fine, with grazing kine, Nor fields of waving grain aro mine But, ah, my Iriendl I've wraith, irn eudl And millu.naiies might condescend To beud tho kuee nnd envy mo Thi opulence ol poverty! A PERFECT LADY. "I'm glad papa and mamma nr? going out. Are yon not.Mla-) Wade?" exclaimttl N lly. "It will bo no jolly to bit up and till htories In tbo firo light." 'And tu tiny up uutil nine o'tdock mil b.vo supper like grown np people' said IIii"b. . ' Ob, yes,'" chimed In Jleta. "and to bo ull alouv in this big bouse. I'm clad that cook's left, nnd we're not to have another till we get to Rugby, and lb.it M irj 's gone homo to say good-by to her frieud.i, because somehow it wonldu'l bnvtf been so nice if tbpj'il been here." "There'!) ronmmi crmlng iljwnl" uud HuRb t-jirang to open the door. Mrs Nonsleud smiled nt ber children's delight as she entered in ber lavender silk dinner dress tind kissed theni one alter another. "You're Bure you don't mind beit-g left, Miss Wadi?"-fihe stid. luruinc to me. I'm sorry things have turned on' so uufi.rtuuatelyj if this had not been a bridal p irty, nud both bride nnd groom such very old friends I certniul should not have accepted the invitation." "I don't mind in the least; nnd I should bayo been sorry if you remained ot home on my nccount," I und the children ktood nnd saw Ibo father und mother drivo nwny, and thm wo drew round the fire to Ull stories. now jiiss wno.c-, punso to b"gin Eometbinc about when you were n little girl, you know." Aud plense to begin w Ih 'Oace upon a time,' becnun they sound like real storiis when yuu say tLat." I hm.led lit tbo engeruess, ondbtgon, when I was interrupted by a kuook at the d jor. "Holher tho doorl" exclaimed Hugh, I put Iselly down and unsviered it. It proved to be a Judy, 'I am sorry to intrude bo late," she slid plensautly, "but in passing the house this Klteruoon I saw it was to let; will yon ttll mi tho rent? ' "1 tu sorry I can't oblige you, ns I dou t know what it is. and Mr. uud Mrs. Xjwslead are iuU" ' Ob, dear; I wish I had called earlier. I should have done so. but I do not care to trouble people unnecessarily, and did not kuow whether my husband would like tbo situation." 'lam sorry also, ns Mrs. Nqwstead co ild unsweryourqnestious; nn.tlknow Ihty nra ntuious to let it, us tbty leave in a few dajs. "Ah, that is jnst what would suit on. Would you kindly let me see over it to night, We nre going to Lniulon Ly the first train to-morrow, nnd if I tbiuk it will do all money matters cau be arranged by letter." "Could yon not postpone yourjinrney nnjiour or twr? I would so much rather ou saw Mrs. Nen stead." "And I would rather see her. Iml my lnnb.iud U to meet his solicitor in Ion dm at eleven o'clock and I do cot euro to trayel alone." Still I hesitated. ' You do not fear to fake mo over the house, sorely? Iam amino, nud J will tell you why. 'We are in lodgings; if I ee this houso nnd liko it, wo oan give our landlady a mouth's netica to-morrow before leaving. We shall bs away a fort night, and llmt will give ns a fortnight after our return to get the honso in or der." "Could you not arrange to return little earlier from London?'' I felt strangely unwilling to let her iu though sbo was evidently n lady both ber mtnner and dress provt d that. . ' I will tell you another reason," be said. "I'm expecting n baby, my first, iu the beginning of January, aud I nm anxious lhat my darling should be born in a house of its own." I understand now why she was nniloua aid hesitated no longer. "Yon will pardon my krfpinR yon at ! tho door, but I fttt nervous at first, 1 e- ing alone in the house but for my pu pil's I ushered ber into the dining room and left her with the wondering children while I fetched a candle, as the upper part of the houso uos not supplied with Live and Let Live." PA., SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 29, 1883. gas. I had some trouble to nod ono.not being very familiar with tho- domestic arrangements of tbo houso, nud when I returned uiy visitor wan sitting by tho firo chatting with the little oue. "This Is t.bo dining roum," I said. "Yes, and I have taken quite n fancy to it, even iu theso few mioutes, wbilo your poplin and myself have grown quite friendly." "I nm glad they have nmnsod yon. Will yon kindly follow me?" I asked, us I went Into the drawing-room. She went into raptures over it, it was an nice and large. 8he had feared she could not get so large n ono in a teu roomed houso. The upper rooms also seemed to please her equally well; and then we descended to inspect the kilcbeu8. .V',.'' she exclaimed as wo entered the front one, "Ibis is n very uico room no servnut,ocmld object to sit here, for it is quite osjcomforlable as a parlor, at.d I nm glad .to.see shutters to the window; the bapkpremiscs ure often so veiy in secure,'' We passed Into die scullery. "Will jon kiudly lend mo n candlt?" shoasked. I did so, and sbo (xumined the fastenings of the Windows very care fully. "As burglary was once committed iu a bouse where I was stajiug, I have b;eu very particular ever since about the bolls and bars." You have seen till now except the cellars, nud you will scarcely care to go down theie." I should like to see all I can see.nev- erthelcss, if you do not tuiud." I accompanied hir, and again she took he candle aud examined the fastenings, tellii'g mo laughiugly that sbo was de termined to be safe in her castle, if bars and chains could make ber so. Wo stood for n moment on the steps before parting, und' sbo said to me sweetly, "You have dono ine a great kindness to-night, and I bopo you will never have cause to regret it, evou though Mr. and Mr. Newstead nro from home. My hu.-band will write to the formsr to mor row, and no doubt all will bo arranged. Wo shook hands and parted, I feeling quite proud of my evening's work. "What n precions time that crtntnre's kept you," said Hugh, ns I re-entered the room. "I thought you'd never come back." "Never mind we'll losa no more time, I replied. Neliy returned to ber place on my 1 ip, Hugh and Met.i resumed tboir seats on either side, aud story followed story till the clock struck nine. The gitli weto iu bed nnd I passed m- to'IIngh's ro'om to say good-night when he aded Kiiddunly, Was that a lady who was hero to night?'' Yes, I think so. Why do yon atU" Oh, because I didn't tbiuk ladies asked such rnde questions." What did sbo nsk?'' I iuquired, curi- ouslv. 1 Why, first she admired the pictures and oruarumitH, and then tho silvtr; aud sbo nskod if papa bad any more. Ami then she sridsbe should tbiuk he was very proud of it, and wanted to kuow where it was kept nt nigbt, uud whether you would put it away this evening, ns papa nud mamma were out.' "And what ouswer did yon make?" "Ob, I told her I expected it would bo lelt on the mm board, ns yon never touched it, being our governess, and not a servant. I don't think mamma would have asked such questions." "No, Hugh; but never mind go to sleep, and think no more about her." I returned to the empty dining room, feeliug very lonely now tbnt my little charges werein bo and Ialmotd, wished Ilewit bad been left nt home, as it would have seemed less dreary bad be been iu the kitebeu. Nevertheless I drew on easy chair to tho fire, and took up n vol utne of Temiysou s pectus, nnd tbiuk ing I would spend n short time with no old favorite, aud then si to bed, sat down. Bat somehow I could not sctlle to read, and I fouud my thought wandering from L icksley Hall to the lady who bad called earlier iu the evcuing; nud it suddenly struck me that she bad given no unmo, left no address, I had not ssked for them certainly, but it was strange, if she was so viry ami ous to have the house, that she had not uieutloued them; nud then I thought of the questions she Lad asked tho children with regard to tho plate. Did tbo whole thing menu mischief, nnd had she called simply to ascertain who was In tho house, nud the easiest mode of access? Aud the more I thought of it, the snrortftlt that all wus not right. I gtanoed nt the time-pit C3 -It was a quarter-to teu. What should I do? The silver 1 knew was worth sever il hundred pound, nnd I was loft in charge, so I must sive it nt any rink. It occur red to me that tho woman hud some mo tive in' noticing so particularly tho scul lery and cellar windows, so I took n light nnd examined them. The scullery win dow was unfastened, the cellar also aud I could doubt no longer. The former I fastened, but tho latter I could not mau ago. How foolUb I bad been! I return ed to tho dluing-room, and quietly col lected all tbo silver, carrying it to my own room, where I pnt on a large cloak, uud then I went to the ball-door, sc. lug n policeman, lor, though our houso stocd alone, and was at some distance from the road, tha garden sloped down to it, and one had almost a better view from the door thau from the gate. No one was iu sight. Was a policeman ever iu sight when wanted? Should I go to ouo of tha neighbour and ask for help? For a moment I felt very much inclin ed to do so; but then if any one was wntcbltif, might they not enter while I wai awaj? I dared not risk it; so I io entcred the bouse, making tha door te cure with lock and bolt and chain, and then went the round of the bonne, tuaV- iug all as safe as I could 1 kuiw that $1.00 If Mr. Newstead kept a revolver In bis dressing-rot m but I bad co idea where. However, fear did away with all scruples, and I hunted wildly until 1 fouud it. It was loaded, and I felt thankful that I hnd been brought up with a lot of broth ers who had taught mo to tuke pltnsuro In their i urnuits, shooting among the rest, so lhat I knew how to bnudle fire arms. I left tho gas burning in tho hall, dining-room and kltcbeu, and tbej return ed aud took my position in the cellar, where no one could see me on first enter ing by tbo wiudow, but where I could see nnyono plainly. I felt blue, If a bur glary was intended, that tho burglars would cuter the house by tbeacelNr wiu dow, finding nil other means of ingress barred, and I was more likely to biillle them here than anywhere tlsc. I seemed to bayo been watching for hoars, when I beard stealthy footsteps approaching, nearer aud nearer, 111! they came so close to tbo window tUat I cxi.ld Ci'ch some conversation. Y m're sure there's no one else in tho honn'r" "Q'lite sure." "Yon say si o's in bed?" "Yih I saw her pnt the light out some titno ago iu her room, for I took care to ascertain which it was; but sho's lelt tho gas lit in tho lower part of the house, for the benefit of the master nud mistress, no doubt, littlo thinking whnt a kiudncss she was dolug us '' "Whut a Utile fooll Farcy letting n house, and never asking tho name of the one who took ill'' "Hut," said n third voica, "she's n neat thing in honst keepers)'' They opened tbo window while speak ing, nud one man jumped down. I raised my weapon, trembling iu every limb.nnd aimed at his legs ns well ns I could in the dark. I wounded him, for he uttered a fearful oath nud disappeared, H.irkl" exclaimed another. "Missus, you shall rue this!" I concluded the speaker addressed tbo wemau who had visited ma some hours before, but formysdf I dared not breathe lest they should discover bow very weak the opposition was. I heard tho woman reply that sbo had not sold them, and then catno the souud of retreatiDg foot steps; but tbo man whom I had shot was left behind, and my blood ran cold when I thought that perhaps I bad killed biui, for alter that ouo oathhenrndo no sound. For n mom nt I stood irresolute, nnd then turued and lied up stairs. Seizing a caudle, I returned to the cellar, aud never shall I forget the ghastly sight that prescuted itself. The man liy thero palo as death and quite as still, while ouo leg of bis trousers was saturated with bloodj If I bad killed him what should I (In? 1 sped back to the dining-room and return ed with the wat r-bottlo and somo bran dy. I dashed the water iu his face, nnd thanked heaven when be moved faiutly; and thou, silting down, I raised his head to my kneo nud put the brandy to his bps. Ho swallowed it little, and seemed to survive, but the next moment fainted ngaiu, nud I was at my wit's cud, What if bo should die? I longed with an unspeakable longing lor Mr. aud Mrs. Newsterul's return, and could ouly pray tho min might recover. At 1 ist thero was Bound of carriage wheels on tbo driveway to tbo door. I remember nothing more; but I whs told nlterward that Mr. Newstead caught mo as I sank helpless, now that the need for exertion was over. They discovered tbo mau, sent for a doctor, who dressed h's wounds, and the next morning ho was re moved to tbo infirmary. For many days I lay ill with brain fever, but when nt length I recovered, I begged to be taken to bim, that I might tell bim how soriy I was tbut I hurt him. At my earnest request Mr. Nen stead declined to prose cute bim; but I never tbiuk of tbo night I was Mt in charge without hoping that it was the turning poiut In bis life, and that tbo lecieucy accorded him bad more power over him for good tbuu the long et term of imprisonment would have bad. HOMES VEKSUS SALOONS. Women who bavo sous to rear and dread the demoralizing influences of bad associates, ought to understand the na turejof youbg manhood. It is excessive ly restl si. It is disturbed by vaguo ambitious, by thirst for action, by long ings for excitement, by irrepressible de sire to touch life in manifold ways. If yon, moth-rM, rear ysnr sons so that tbiir homes sre atkojlated with thoie pribsiou of natural instincts, you will 1 e sure to throw them iu the society that in rouio measure cau supply tbo need of their hearts. They will not go to the public house nt first for love of liquor very few like tbo taste of liquor; tb-y go for tho iiLiuiated uud hilarious compau iousbip they Mud there, which they dis cover dots so much to repress tho dis. turbiug restlessness of their breasts. See to it, then, that their homes compete with public places in nttractlvemss Open your blinds by day.aud light bright tires by night. Illuminate your rooms. Hang pictures upon the walls. Put books nud newspapers upon your tables. Have ruusio nnd rutcrtaiuiug games. Danish demons of dulluess aud apathy that bavo so long ruled Iu your house hold, nud bring iu mirth nud good cheer. Invent occupations for your cons. Slim ubtto their ambitious Iu worthy direc tions. While you make homo their do light fill them with higher purposes thin mere pleasure. Whether they shall pass boyhood and enter upon manhood, with refined tastes aud noble ambitious, do peLds on you. Iielleve it possible that, with exertion and right means, a mother nuy have more coutrol over (ha destiny Luauy inhabitants ore there, nny way? ol ber boys than any other infltisucof A man recently broke a boiled egg whatever. TuKCiilLnasy I.ikk It. It is pleasant to take, and affords immediate relief wo re ferto JADWIN'STAil SYUUP. JWsalo at Tliomj.' diu store. a Year if Paid in Advance not paid in advance, $1.2;) hnf;etoh4te children. It Is not generally kuoivn tbut the Sakbulavus of Madagascar ore given to ufanticide. Kvery ui.ll I thit Is tiulor- tuuate enough to eater tbo world on n Friday is earned to Hie ucar.nt uood.brd in a shallow bote, stid lelt to its fate, Fliday lolug held in Mudagsscnr, as in many other countries, to be an unlucky day. liy a very different process of reasoning, certalu children born on Sun day nro also doomed to death by ei posure. Suuday being a lucky day, .t Is considered tbnt Sunday's bairns whose fathers hold high rank, will, If they un allowed to grow np, become dangerous to their progenitors, nnd Ibey nr there- lore put out of tho way lst truublexhuuld eusuc. Twins, too. urn killed, nnd ev.iy iufiUluliO'O birth baseim-nl tbo death of its mother is destroyed, beennse, nc-co-ditig to the hw of the Sakhalavas, it Is it murderer. Aud when a child is born nt midnight it is customary to place it next day upon a path by which oxen go to uatir. If the beasts do not toncb it on their way. tbo infant's life is saved, but if a hoof or a hair brushes it, no niitler bow lightly, tbo child is sl.iu. A Literary Wan Went 'West. Thollnio stnnn water of Ohio disordered his bowels and luid him on a bed of sick n -s with horrible erutniH. Fur throe ilnvs and nights he was wretched. Then he suld "why didn't I think of Pkubv Davis's Pain Ku.l.Kn?" Ho sent for it and experienced such prompt and thorough relief Hint he said he wus n fool for not getting It at first. THE OLD LAPY AND THE LOCOMOTIVE ' Well, sir," said nn engineer, as he took a doughnut, "all th-se neoidents occur just liy people trjing to be tmart. I have seen hundreds of farmi rs who would stop their ttntus fir enough away fixni a train, so there would be no dun. ger, but nbottt one in Ion acts as (bough he owned the earth, and if ho gets tbo bind end of his wagon ovtr, bethinks bo has achieved something remarkable. I txpect to kill a woman out here about 100 miles ouo of these dajs. She driv-a an old black mare nud I think she lays for a train. She sees the train coming aud slaps tho old rnaro with the lines and hurries on tbo track, and the old mare elops as though she was goiug to cat grass, and then the old lidy looks at me in tho cab wiudow, through hersptc lacles, slaps tho old outre some more.and she meanders c-ff tho track just before I hit her, nud tbo old lady looks back nt me just as the engine vnirls past, and my heart is in my month, nnd she looks just as though she thought I was ruunifg lhat way for fun, nnd that I am an liu polito thing, because I don't black up for her. Sjuie day tbo marsh out there it going to have a shower of black mare and buggy wheels aud spcotacles, and there will be crape on the old lady's door, and instead of n verdiot of suicide the Coronir's jury will blame tho engineer, aud her relatives will sue the company for damages." Sold bbort Shoe pegs. 1'ure royalty needs no cbromo. A trade holler "Hot corn?" Peach spy The orchard watchman. A roar recruit The el.itidy lion. Btltir than a fortune Two of 'cm. Fairfield, Iowa Dr. J Ij. Myers, says: "Brown's Iroli Bitters is the best iron prep station 1 liaio ever known iu my thirty yeursol practice." Tho early riser catches the mnlarin. A donkey has more brayiu's than sense. A giggliug girl is worse thou a crow ing ben. No gilt edged girl will wear a chro uio complexion. When the light went out Moses buuted for a match. Yeurs add to the faitli of those cured of Heart Disease by use of Dr. Oraves' Heart Itegululnr. For thirty years it has proved itself a specific. $1. Prosperity Hatters a m.iu, but tdver slty lhtteus bim. Ilreacbcs of promises those your tailor didn't bring homo. never tnke olleuce. A (ramp vai arrested tbo other day for taking a fence. The bootblack shiues while ho works, but Ibe lazy man whines wbilo bo shirks. The abap who predicted that March would come iu liko a lamb should be lamb-cd. )ei Friend Try ull tho doctors and all tlio patent medicines, and afler tbut if you still live, nml want to be cured , uso J AD WIN'S TAH SYltUP. It never fails to euro a couh or cold. Fur sale at Thomas' drug store. "Julius, seize ber!" said Sambo, ns Julius wus conUtnplatiug a fat pullet by uiooullght. An Kugllsb boarding house keejer o tils himself Phoeuix, becausa ho ri.es Irom bis bushes every morning. The prudent luaslurgets bis work Iu from a club window. He does this to avoid tho club of a Mg brother. The man iu Thirty-first street won df-rs why bis wifd always will givo bim six lumps of sugar iu bis coffee when he only likes ono. Tho mau who stolo the cbrouonioter was ou time, but the policeman who nibbed hlui was on (he wstch. -IvbECTUICITY Ol all tho known Electro Galvanic Appliances at the ptesent duy It is now conceded by the Medical Fra ternity and Ulcctrlcians generally, that the American Galvanla Co's HoWAnu Sitm.os are tho best, (tosseising intrinsic Electrical merits, as one shield or upplisnco ran ba fitted to any pari of Ihe body, which is not true of any other. See advertisement In another column of thisiujier. Electric Ga zMc. The United States, raises forty-seven million bogs a year, '"Xtt's see; how and found a tack In it. This lie is told by an etchings, hut we haven't time to stop and nail it. -True politeness is tho last tom!) of a noble character- "It is Ibo g)d ou tbe bpire, tho sunlight on tbn corufldd." I he Carbon Advocate, An Independent Family Newspaper Pohllsbod every ;ATUMAY, In Lehighton, Carbon Co., To., by ii.tuiir v. piouTin.iir.u. OVncif-I'A KWAV. it shnit ibslauce aboA llicLclilsh Valle.i B. HUep9N Teruisr. $1.00 perAiiuma iu Adratict? ijvr.nv, nrsrnir-Tiox of ixai,. ami fakct J ob Printing at Yi:n LOW l'HiUKs A Marvelous Stqp T01D !M TWO. LETTERS. FROM THE SON:"fcaS?Sf " tltnlltmtnt My father lesldei at lllover, V.t, Ho has been a great sufTerer from Hcrof-. Ilia, and tbo Inclosed letter will tell ouwh( n marvelous ollect Ayer s Sarsapaxilla, has hod In htc ease. I think bbj blood most, have, contained the humor for at least ten, yoars ; but It iMdliot show, except hi the form of a t crofulmis sore oji the wrist, until aboot, five years ago. From a few spots, icMeb. S.JH penred at that time, 11 gradually spread. S3 Of to cover his entire body. I assure you he was, tsrrlbly alUictoJ.. and an object of pity, when he began using your medlc'-no. Now, there arei few men of his ago who enjoy aa Good hoaUh, as he has. I could easily name titty persons) who would testify to tho facts lit his case. Yours truly, . V. M. PBlLrV FROM THE FATHER: n riutv for me to stnto to you tho benefit have Ueriml from, tho uso o Ayer's Sarsaparilla, Six months ago 1 was completely covered with, a terrible humor anil scrofulous cores. Tha, humor cm3cd an Incessant and Intolerable Itching, and tlio skin cracked so as to cause, the hlciod to flow ti) many places whenever morcd. My sufferings were great, and my lifo a burden. I conttnenred tha use of tla Sai-.sai-auilla In April last, and havo, used It regularly slnco that time. My condition begun to improve nt once. The sores hava all boated, and t feol perfectly well In every rospect being now ab'e to do a good day'i work, although 73 years of ago, Many lnqulra what has wrought such a cure In my case, and I tell them, ns I havo hero tried to toll you, Avrx.'s S ensAi'ARiLLA, Olover, Vt,, Oct, 21, IKS, Yours gratefully, Hipah pnit,Lirs," AVer's SAKSAFAniLLA cures Scrofula, nnd nil Scrofulous Complaints, Eryslp-i rhis, Kcienin, lUcgivorm, Ulotches, Sores, l'.olls, Tumors, and Eruptions ot the Skin. It clears tho blood or all Impu rities, nlds digestion, stimulates the action of the bowels, and thus restores vitality and strengthens tho whole system, rnurABKO by Dr.J.C.Ayor&Cp,,Lowoll,Matii Sold by all Druggists ; SI, six pottles for ?5, I! .tso- Si?3li3'25?5 S&3 Sat !a m' 3 m Bmitm S3 Pi a o nV bD a o 1-1 T 6) 0) is in m M o o r n a "m o 8 ft 9 in ta a n No Patent No Pay. PATENTS obtained for Inventors In tho United States Oiinndaand Kurupe, at reduced rates. With our principal office located In Washington, directly opposite tho United States Patent Olflce, wo are able to attend to all patent business with greater prnioptncs and de spatch and at lets coat than olher patent at torneys who are at a dltlauco from Wash ington, and who have, therefore, to employ " associate attorneys.' Wo make preliminary examinations and furnish opinions as to pa tentability, tree of charge, and nil who are Interested In nrw Inventions and patents are Invited to send fur a copy ol our "Uuldo for ob!alnln Patentf," which Is sent free- to any address, and contains complcto Instruc tions how to obtain patents and oilier valua ble waiter. Wo rotor to the Herman. Amer lean National Hank Washlnutnn, II, U.j the Itnyal Snedlih. Norwegian and Ilai.Ub Leva. Hons, nt Washington ! lion. ,1ns. Casey, late Uhlel Justice U. S. Court of Claims; to the Olfleliils of the U. 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