lt.T. UORTUIMBR, KDITOH LKUMIITON. PA.. S.YTUItfUY, JUIjY SI, 1833. COTJHTY MEETINO. The annual Democratic 0iinly Meet ing will be held nt the Court House in tbe Unround of Munch Cliuuk on Mon day, August 20ih. 1883, at one o'clock p. in. It will be the duty of this meeting t'o- name peraoun to boM the Delegate Elections, fix the tltno of holding the county nominating convention nnd select a county committee for the ensuing cam paign, nnd transact any other business upon which It has power to act 11. M. BnODIIEAD, Cuawmas. Editorial Mention. A Wasuikoion newspaper man Is dis gusted to think that President Arthur rears three collars a day and not paper ones oltberl Oi-oar Wilde, In his lecture on Ameri ca, delivered in England, describes the American girl as "a pretly oasis of ur reasonableness in a desert of common dense." It n gratifying to all readrrs of books to know that Mr. Crosse, the American who became the husband of "George Eliot," is writing the history of that Il lustrious woman. Bomb Idea of the great change which has' taken place In Italian sentiment may be fonnd in the defeat of Garibaldi's younger son In a contest for a seat in tko Chamber of Deputies. Dit. Maut Walked made in excellent curse npon the battle fields, but as an understrapper in the Pension Office she did not succeod. Official potentates uuder Secretary Chandler could not tol erate that a woman should "wear the pints." Bo Mary has been disuiUsed, and Is now on her way to Europe. Maet Anderson is th9 admired of ell admirers in Loudon. At the Lyceum Theatre the other night she was reccg nlzed in tbe stalls and the whole audi euce waited long after the curtain fell to see Miss Anderson leave the house, She enjoys a reputation which rarely falls to the lot of actresses. Gen. CnooK docs not believe more in the Indians, but he believes less iu (he Indian agents. lie says that the man agement of Indian tribes by an Indian Bureau or by the Interior Department "is n miserable force. When Indians ore bad tbe agent is afraid of them, and when they are good be steals from them." TjIs is very like a fact. Some of the coble intellects behind the IlAKBisBuna TELLonini do not like tbe "way In which Governor Pattison sits on Iiorseback. They Hiy that having adopt ed the Euglish atjle of tcintslriatiisni he is like a 'Sack of meal on a saddle." This should not be so. The Ilarrisburg "Legislature being at present very like n elrcuv, every performer ought to be some- thing of a jockey. Thuce is nothing like enterprise, A company is beinc formed in England and Franco to dredge llio lted Sea for recov ery of the treasures which Pburoah "dropped" when with his hosts he buut- d Moses "across the raging main Neatly $200,000 have been subscribed for th) purpun-, and, considering that un derground cities ore turning up every other day, there may be millions iu the submarine Egyptian chariots of Elver and fine gold. Whit would be the comment of onr old friend Esop, who wrote tho Fables or of those extra-thoughtful people who tack on u "sound moral lesson" to every Utile, story, npou the following incident which occurred last Friday at Albany. "Michael Peels, aged seventeen years, while reading the Bible iu his house, on the Shaker road, six miles from Albany, in the afternoon, was struck by lightning and killed. Tho obvious answer is, "Don't read tbe Bible by lightning. Bano.3 are to be banished. Father O' Ilarau, of Wilkesbarre, nnd tbe Catbo llo priest of Plymouth, have Informed the Sunday school children of their con gregatons that hereafter they will not be allowed to wear baugs or frizzes while attending Divine Service. Father O'- Haran said very properly tbnt "no girl who ever expected to become n lady would be guilty of the act of banging." His reverence should haye added "doors, wiudows, and kitchen dishes" to his in dictment against banging of young ladles' curls. It is a pity tbnt Mr. Gowen does not ran tbe universe. Tbe Heading has or tiered a reduction in the wages of all employees over sixty years of age at a rite which is more than sixty per cent, ol the wages they have been receiving. A man at sixty years of age is col in his prime, but there are plenty of men ol that ago who can get through as much manual labor as far younger men. Bo Ing unable to do his work is a sufficient reason for reducing a man's wages, but being- sixty years of age is no reason whatever except to employers who re- garJ old people as young children good enough to play with, Small boys will be glad to hear that n good cyclone may be made for five cents. I'rofcBsor Douglass of Ann Arbor Uni versity Is sbuwinjc "how it is dona," He suspends a large copper plate by silken cords. This plate is charged heavily with electricity, which hangs down like b.ig Uudcrneath, and is reudtied visl- blo by the use of nrsenous acid gas, which gives It a green color, 1 hi form stiou is a miniature cyclone as perfect as any' started In the clouds. It Is fun- r-el-bhaped and whirls around rapidly. i'usjlng tbe plato over n table, tbe five cuut cyclone snatches up copper cents, pecs, pith balls and other objeots and scatters tbcm on all sides. The Koystone Stats aud the party of "Great' Moral Ideas" will have to get along without Dou Cameron until 1889. His toothache is over, and so is he iu Europe. He met Turn Ochiltree In Lou. dou tho other day uuil bays that "Tom' is the greatest institution bo has yet dis dovered In Europe. Tho Don says that England would be very veil if be bad only a few ni the "Boys" over with Mm. A whoje cargo of "iicys" is to be con. signed to him in the course of a few day, assisted'' pcssibly by the Iteimb llcan party, for the pcrpnse or generat ing, in remote ii'inrliri, sum meat new "moral Idea" which may save the moral ists fro'ra annihilation in the litxt cam P 8U- Hctus is a little conundrum for (he II, S. Government: If the Trade Dollar Is not a coin of the Untied States can It be an offence to counterfeit i,? The President of tbe Lime-kiln Clnb accepts tho fact that Harvard will not confer a decree upon Ben Butler. He stated therefore at tbe last club-meetlog. We inns' gin him him a title an' a legend combined. I shell now proceed to crown him wid D. S. O. A. L. W. G T. 8. 1. O., whloh stands fur, 'Doan' Sot on n Limb when you got to saw it off.' " Chicago can make other things besides pork. A company has been formed in that city, with a capital of $1,800,000. for the manufacture of single wheel buggies. The wheel is attached to the horse with a pair of boggy shafts, and cannot fall to tho ground as long as the quadruped remains npou his legs. The principal merit of this contrivance seems to be that the bnggy can go any where that a horso can godestruction in cluded. Niaoaha Falls are to be made the Bceue of Another thrilling experiment. Captain Webb, the great English swim mer, proposes to go over the falls iu rubber ball, four and a half feet in diam eter and one-fourth of an inch thick He Bays that air can be forced into the ball until it will bear any outside pres sure whatever that may be put npou it. It shall bn well If the sight seers do not "pick up of tbe fragments that remain twelve baskets full." Great men are proverbially modest. Mr. Chatks A. Dana, of the New York Sun, who once refused a nomination for Presidency on tho gronnds that "we make Presidents iu tbe Son office," puts on a white beaver about 2 o'clock ev-ry afternoon and goes to lunch. He strad dies one of the swinging seats nt n coun ter, and, tilting his hut gently back.nods familiarly to tbe waiter, and orders a plate of soup, Ha is as modest as if be did not have $20,000 a mouth. "The world might well have spared n greater man." General Turn Thumb (Charles S. Stratton) died suddenly at bis home uenr Boston, listSuuday morn ing. He was born nt Bridgeport, Conn., in 1832, and has been on the stage since he was ten years old. Litterly be drank more than was good for him, but never tbeless be. managed to leave property worth more tliun $50,0C0. It iu wonder ful how much a man may do in this world ty being very, very "small." We are inclined to believe every wcrd r.f it. ltev. Mr. Appleton, or Philadel phia, said last Sunday that Philadelphia was getting "wickeder and wickfder every day, nud that God would soon des troy it like Sodom and Gomorrah." But after all there are fire righteous men, Perhaps it may yet off. There is G. W Guilds, the greatest obituary poet in the whole world; John WauAmaker, who runs tbe laigest privateSunday School; Simon aud his boy Don, who control the morals or universal politics, and Col. McClure, ol the Times, who, acting sternly upon tbe precept of St. Paul, is "all things to all men." There are just five good men In the city of brotherly love. Perhaps they may yet save it. The New York Sun of last Monday de voted the seven columns of its first page to an abstract of tbe budget of disclos ures which has just been made ly "Steve" Dorsey In refereuce to "The Pledges of Garfield." It is not an ele vatlug or an edifying story. Two of tbe principal charges against the late Presi dent uro contuiued iu two documents drawn up at the Fifth Avenue Confer euce, which nre now in ix'ntence. Iu one of these documents Gaifield bartered his right to appoint bis own Secretnry of tbe Treasury, aud iu tbe other he virtu ally agreed to pluuder the tax-payers by giving tbe refunding of Government bonds to a Syndicate or New York bank ers upon terms that would have enabled them to gain millions or dollars from the trannactiou. Another kindred document contained an agreement by which, iu consideration of n large sum ot money, contributed by Jay Gould, tbe llupnbli can cundidutefor President pledged him belf to nominate tn the first vacant Beat upon the bench of tho Suprtme Court nf the United States a man wbobe views upon certain railroad questions should be satisfactory to his general benefactor. There is an old Latin maxim which wants nothing out "good" epoken of the dead; but modern history and politics demand that wo shall know of tho dead, as well as of the living, "the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. HEW PDBLICATI0NS. A new and promising candidate for the ravor of mngaziuo renders Is The Man hattan Illustrated MoNTnLY.publUhed ut Temple Court. New York. Tb Jnl number, which lies before us, coutaius nu odmtrablu and proluselv illiiKir.ne.i sketch of People aud Places lu Oimi. main," end au interesting narrative of ramntes through Chester and Oxford Uuiver-ity by F. A. Matthews. Mr. Heu ry C. Fodder contributes n sympathetic nantrunun the itvivl nf n. ,, iu which he compares aud contrasts the uiuucucmui luemuatrn world wilb those which prevailed In Italy durinji tbe per iod of tbe reuaiiisauce and at tbe close ol the dark ages. If we are not much mis taken the fiutf aualyticul Btudy of Tan Troitzt is Iroin the pen of the author ol Stlmtian Klri'ine and Archibald Mai maisou. Poems nnd sonnets, by well known writers, bring the Manhattan al mobt to the high level of its older cou temnnrnriis. nn,l ilia clln.t illiistrutlons are quite equal to those of any Well-eblahllbhed magazine. Tbnap uearaLoe and general "gttnp" aie excel lent, and it succeeding numbers keep up """ ,. .' " t",u" " MANHATTAN must take its place nmocg tbe best. Another cow mouthlv. nuhlUhol In the Athens of America, which is likely icy mauy reasons to become widely pop ular, is Tub Continental. A recent uamuer o nitaius an excellent historical sketch of "The Drama of Charlotte Cor. day;' s.versl interesting stories; anluH. trated sketch of "Picturesque America." aud tllOfcXP.intInn.itlt .poll ...! . - r.....v nV,,.w,,,CU Moeuir An essay mi "Flirts" will create some ....u..1.u, i, uumuwixra uengnt, amoue those ror whose hpnafu f, (.. ,-. .. lUIVUMCU. In looking over tbe contents of those VnKr ui uHnabomeiy printed mat ter. with ntlmprnna nM,nA.lA xii . z .,," ,iuiru- tious. we ran onlv u,t l.. ...... ... ,.c.,,0 , uaiumore no all ibis .... m, n mummy nurauerf onr readers must "eive up" the question nud .. . ....un.u ,, inerniuM- for themselves. Onr own renders can bnve IhB Cakd-n Advi-cate and the Con tinental InuHlier fnr I lie xcepli..nallv small HiiuuaUnbscriiitliiu nru rtidUrtiiid a qnarier. This Is the mhi.t adnntrie onj ..(Ter that has yet b-n made by any pubH.biug boose in Ihe'CsiUdSUtes. Our Washington Let-tor. Our Regular Letter. Wasuinoton, D. O, July 14, 1883. It is now Fettled that the President will start on his contemplated trip across the continent to Yellowstone Valley a, out August 1st, If nothing should occur to interfere with his present plans. The ar rangements for tbe trip are In the bands of LteUL Gen. Sheridan. The party will number about ten persons, nud will bs gone five or six weeks. Tbe President will join Gen. Sheridan and the other members of tbe party nt Chicago. It is proposed to go direct to Yellowstone with as few stops as possible. The President has abandoned all idea of visiting New port. He will probably remain in Wash ington until he starts for tho West, with the possible exception of making occas ional short sea trips on the steamer "Dis patch," Tbe report ef tbe Academy of Sciences on Prof. Collier's sorghum experiments is nowprlntod.nud Commissioner Loring declares tearfully that he has not kipt it back a day. Tbe Commissioner has a molasses man of his own now, besides a clairvoyant, and au herb doctor. Of oourse they nre cot distinguished in this manner iu tbe blue book, but these cames accurately describe their business. Tbe end of tbe fiscal year iu all tbe de partments of the government is marked by the adjustment of the accouuts with tbe government and their fiual closing out. Tho ledgers which contain the re cerds of the expenditures of the past year nre closed, the accounts balanced, nnd the word "Finis' written over the last page. Unlike the accounts of a pri vate individual tbe balancing is not fol lowed with tbe transfer of whatever re mains over to tbe new nocount which is opened with the new year. The old books are closed nnd tbe balance returned to tbe Treasury, while the amounts ap propriated for tho new )ear by Congrets nre entered npon the ledgers, nud tbe new accounts begin. This balance, which tbe government claims at tbe close of tie year, vurits all tbe wny from five to eight million of dollars. These five or eight million, however, nre somewhat dwarfed, at least in their relative magnitude, wbeu the total amount of the expenditure is stated. Tho figures show that last year there was expended about $382,000,000, which represents the total cost of the Government, including current expenses and interest on the national debt. How much of this will be returned to the Treasury sb u balauce, cannot be ascer tained just at present, but the balance will probably not amount to more tbuu five or six million. This amount was un usually large, owing to tbe iucreased amount for pensions aud the large ap propriations fur rivtrs aud harbors. This year it is calculated that the Guy eminent can strugglo along on ubout $318,000,000. Tut re is a nameless fascination iu the Washington air. Tbe average citizen, living far removed from tbe Capital, of ten wonders why tbe office-bolder who comes to Washington is so loth to leave it that he will olten stoop to almost uny device to secure a further lease of power, whether it be four years in tbe White House, another term in either end of the capital or only a longer commission in a petty department clerkship. But when tbe citizen comes to Washington himself, tbe mystery is Bolved. He may not be able to detiue them very clearly but be caunot stay long in the city without himself experieu lug iu some measure those subtle lLilueuces which render tho Capital so Attractive to the permanent resident. Even to the casual visitor there is something very interesting about merely watching the great governmental macbiuo or iispecting its component parts. The Very atmosphere of the Cap ital, instinct with the official and social life that centers about the sent or govern ment in a great nation seems to possess a siugular charm which disposes one to linger aud enjoy it, .The stranger no longer wonders that tbe office-holder likes Waibiugton, tbat be cotisutully schemes or uu extension of the term; tbat, if finally deposed from power, he soofleu prefers the most humble position here to a residence elsewhere. AuausT. TFanu our Special CohRtspo.NUKST.l Wasuinoton, D. C, July 0, 1883. Cogrest-mau Carlisle, of Kentucky, candidate for Sneaker of the next House, has been In Washington two or three days this week. He looks smiling and reports his prospects bright. The can- vaH for this positiou appears to be go- lug on with a vigor tbat is remarkable considering tbe hot weather and the re moteness of tbe day ct election, Mr. Randall Is toiling his horn pretty loud, and claims to have the inside track. It is said he is making his canvass square ly ou tbe protection is-ue. He says tbnt it is tbe height of Absurdity for States like South Caruliua and Louisiana to favor any one but a protectionist For example, lu Louisiana the protection ou sujir it worth to each plauter who makes 100 hogsheads nearly $2,000. To tbe large planters who make from 1,000 to 2,000 hogshead this means from $20, 000 yearly more tbau they would get for their crops if they had to compete with the slave-grown sugar of Cuba. Iu fact, without protection tbo Louisiana Bugar planter is ruined, and an industry now worth $30,000,000 to Ipo State is completely obliterated. "Now," BayB Mr. Randall, "if tbe Louisiana delega tion, with tbis enormous sngar Interest, and an Importaut rice-growing clien tele besides, want to vute lor n tree trader, all right." But it is understood that some, if not nil. of th Louisiana delegiitiou oppose Mr. Randall never theless. Oue inistuke which he makes is iu assuming that all tbe tariff reform ors nre free traders out and" out. Mr. Carlisle, ns I understand it, luvoru a tariff for revenue aud luoideulal protec tion, but opposes great monopolies' and unjust burdens. It i hi iutentiou to visit tbe watering plaoes of Wisconsin ani Michigan soon, several doubtful votes neediuK bis attention up in that direotion. He will then take a ruu through Missouri. Illinois and Indiana, alter which he will jump to tbe seashore, combining business aud pleasure, lie iuteuds to travel leisurely, but it is sus pected tbat be will not waste time view, log Bcenery unless Congressmen are in the near toreground, Iudeed he makes no concealment or his purpose tn make a personal canvass for tbe Speakership as far as practicable. He confesses that he is candidate, and admits that he wants votes, and isn't ashamed to do all tbat ca5 be done legitimately to Ret them. Mr, Randall is also working like a hea der, nnd irwould be hard to tell who will cnnie-oul ahead. Speakiueuf tbe fact tbat Bob Inger nll has ftqt bis clients, Brady and Dorsey otd th"er Stsr-rontera, to put some money. iato bis "Iyanhoe'' mine, n brother ionrnslkt relates the flln hip: "I remember tbat one of tbe best abated efthe thr in the late resj State trial, Attorney General Brewster, was once induced to take Block in a Colorado mine. Bo was I, It was called 'Tbe Pennsylvania Gold and Silver Min ing Company.' Its principal property was a gulch or fabulous richness it is Btill rich but it never made any of Its owuets anything but poor. There were acres of sand aud tons of gold; but there was no water nearer tbnu thirteen miles to wash it with. As tbe gulch wouldn't go to tho water, it became onr plain duty to take the water to tbe gulch in a ditch. There was tbe usual result the money flowed, but tbe water didn't. At tbe last meeting of the stockholders the question of another assessment was un animously negatived slier Mr. Brewster had made a little spoch to this effect. 'Gentlemen, I went into this experiment against my better judgment, just as a man bnys a lottery ticket. It has long been my opinion that gold was designed by tbe Almighty to be tbe representative of value for all time, aud that he made so little of Hand put tbat little in such out of the way places In order tbat it should always cost, on the average. 09 cents to get out $1. I beliove that it al ways has nnd always will. I don't care to pursue the subject any further.' Tbe meeting adjourned. There was no aa sesment, nud, so far ns I am ndvised, no dividends. But I am, nevertheless, firmly convinced that tbatenlch is a rich one." D. u Pedro, Our Now York Letter. Regular eorreiponaence of Advocate. New York, July 17, 1883. Tbe camp lire of onr militia men is developing some queer traits and Is be ing run down to that point where it be comes absolutely fnrcial, Tax-pnyera and others are beginning to ask them selves tbe question, why should we pay Mr. Tom Jones, tbe dry goods clerk, Mr Dick Smith tbe barber's assistant, or Mr. Algernon Harrison the rich banker's son $1 75 u dny, tbat they may enjoy a vaca tion, enlivened by the mummery of al leged military life. Tbetarce of playing soldiers has never Been belter enacted nt PeekskiU than this year. Mark Twnin's description of his own experience at military life is not a marker to it. How could anything like discipline be main tallied when Privnte X. whose father keeps a grocery store tells nil his friends that Lieutenant Y. who Is simply a boek keeper in n wholesale grocery store is putting ou too many nits, and tbat if he does cot stop ordering him about he will get him discharged from his position Officers, as a rule, therefore, are more in clined to follow the example of the Swiss lieutenant in the comio opera "Captain Nicol," who, a good matured fellow, steps up to an Individnal in the ranks 'bo insists on Bteppirjg ont of time, and protests against walking iu line, and ssyn "Now, my dear fellow, please keep in line, do me tbe ravor just once." Private Buckelman's example, who has brought suit against Colonel Anstin, of tbe Thirteenth Rcgimiut, to recover dainugrs for the wny in which he bnd been treated while iu camp, will soou be followed by other alleged sol dier', should Bockelman Bucceed in get ting a verdict. However much well disposed perBoni might have been inclined not to think ill or the goings on or Mrs. Langlry nnd Freddie Gebhurd, their last escapade at Long Branch has broken the camel's back. Whatever their relations may have been before, they were nt least pri vate, and their doings really did not con. cern the public. But whou a lady comes to a faBhiouable watering place iu a pri vate car, nud remains there instead or golug to a hotel, takes her meals there in tbe company of a gentltman not berhus' baud, aud be remains with her afier din ner iu the evening until very unseeu.ly hours, then the nutter became a public scandal. Why, the very women win m custom describes ns belonging to the dehi mi.nde would not dream of indulging iu adventures of this kiud. "After ibis, I for one am iu iavor or expelling them rrotu nuy respectable Lo:el which ibey should venture to enter," said n well known laely on the piuzza or the West Eud Hotel at Long BraLch to me the other night. "I was lold by a Irieud of mine." she added, "that at tbe Oriental Hotel ou Coney Island, nil the ladies gave her a wide berth. Oue laely told the head waiter, that if 'that woman' were placed anj where near her tuLlu in tbe dining room she would leave tbe bouse at once. ! have two daughters, bbo ulterwards said to one or the man agers, 'and it is my duty to protect them against meeting persons of that kind." Langtry has cleared over $100,000 tbe last season. If she expects to do tbe sime this year, she will find herself wonderfully mistaken. Freddie Gebbnrd, they say is getting tired of hoise raring. Since his famous horse Eole wasbfaleufor the Monmouth Cup by Monitor last week, he has grown disgusted with him, and wants to sell him. I believe that he asks $15,000 ler him, nnd it understood that the Dwyirs ure negotiation for him, as they have n t a cup horse in their stable. Freddie bucked his bors for $5 000 in the cup. Tho loss of this broke his heart, 11. was always known for his miserly loveot money. Though possessed or an in come of belweeu $C0.0C0 and $70,000 n year, he would hesitate a loug time lie lore spending a penny. Tbe elements of tbe Dutch thrift uro very strongly developed in him. But after all be shares this feeling ol economy with many other rich young men. Young Astor particularly was not ed for this. He, kept a little memoran dum book lu which he recorded every cent of his expenditures. Oue dny while be was lu tbe A-sembly the little book fell out of his pocket. A brother legl lator fouud it, audglanciugover it fo iui such entries as "oue apple, 2 cents;'' "car fare, 5 cent;" one evening paper, 3 cents;" "church, 5 cents," aud other similar evidences of bow tbe young man took care of bis peunles. The blue fishing seuson this year is qurlvalled. For some reason or other, the fish this year are more plentiful, are better iu quality aud bite more freely than they have for years. As a result parties golug out along Sandy Hook have excellent sport, and tbe prloei asked for ibis esculent fish In tbe markets are also very low, la fact this is about tbe ouly fiuely flavored fish at present whloV is not too great luxury to eat. While attending a funeral the other day at Evergreen Cemetery, Lougl-l inl, I stepped out of the carriage for a few minutes to have a look at tbe burial pint for friendless seamen. It is a pret ty spot Composed or a bit of rising grouud, the apex or which is crowned I by number of tall lfy trees, it twin-1 bles very much & well kept lawn. No tombstones tell of the dead tbat lie burled beneath the sward which glitters in the sunlight But nrouud the edges of the little hill small marble slabs di vide off into sections and tell to what nationalities tho different sailors be longed. The plot was purchased by tho Seamen's Friend Society, and nt present contains about two thonsaud bodies. It is a sadly suggestive spot to visit when one Is in the humor for It, Tbe theatrical season this year will open much earlier than last. Many of tbe theatres will be open by August 15th, while few will remain closed as long as September 1st I met Bolossy Kiralfy on Union Square yesterday morning. He had returned from abroad on the Alaska the other evening. He told me that be and his brother Imre would be ready to produce their new spectaole "Excelsior" atNiblo'a on Augnst 20th. This play has been running In Paris for two hun dred nights, aud is perhaps the grand est piece of its kind ever put on & stage. It represents the struggle between the light and darkness of civilization. The mechanical "effects will be marvelous and Its production requires in all 4C9 persons. About 150 persons have been engiged in Europe, the rrstofthe super- numertes will be round here. Rehearsals will beglu at once. About $C0 000 has be mi invested in this piece. Ed Stokes I believe is backing tho concern, and as he Is a careful business man, he oneht cot to muko a losing speculation or It Imre Kiralfy will be here In a few days and then active work will begin, and the nir in tbe vicinity of Niblo's will again be blue with profanity. Stage managers ns a rule nre not addicted very much to the nse of choice language S mo or them in fact are perfect mints of kuowledge or all sorts of oaths, but Imre Kiralfy ean give them all points. He can swear in Euglish, German, French, Italian and Hungarian, He can compound one oath out of nil these countries nt any given period. And, when he is excited over the stnpidity or nwkwnrdness of bis people at rehearsal, be cau fly iulo such a rngo, dance ubout the floor, tear his hair, and hurl objur gations at the unfortunates in a manner fit to frighten timid people out of their wits. When not iu harness be is a pleasant, and, iu fact, obarming little fellew. but when at work he very soou gets into a state excited enough to make him fly out of bis skin. STATE ITEMS Loel Sunday's A"eio. Dcaltr states that ex-Governor Ilnyt, nf Pennsylvania, will not harmonize In the coming campaign, ami that the day is not far distant when he will cast ballot fur Dcmncrutio candidates. The publiraliuii of the statement has Treat ed u ureal seusatiuu among the politicians in Schuylkill county. The President of the Thomas In n works reports tbo condition of the iron trade, cood, and he asserts that his cumnanv never did en large a business as during June, trade being in no wise checked by tbe recent advance hi prices. A compositor, mimed Charles Hill, who recently became heir to English estates worth $120,000, stole shoes and un umbrella st Erie last Saturday, in order to procure whisKey. Warrants sre out for his arrest as a sneak-thief. Miss Mary Trainer, in domestic service at rittsburs, while saving a child o'f ths lulnily whu had wandered on to the rail road Hul k, was cmund to death last Tliurs day, beneath the whefls ol a locomotive. Tho chllil was ullinjured. The py car rounded a curve near Clinton, last Friday, and dashed into a freight engine. The paymaster, engineer and iiremau were Beverly Injured. A Isrxe number of the teachers and superintendents of Wilhamsport, went on the great excursion to Wulkms Glen last week, There wereovera thousand pleasure seekers. It was Ibe largest excursion tbat ever leu trial city. Two brothers named Fastories got drunk last Friday at a village near Union town, when one drew a revolver and Tired at the other. The bull passed through his mouth, making au uly but not dangerou. wuuuu. On Tuesday atternoon,a Shamokin hound freight train on the Resiling road struck u cow between Excelsior aud that place, and was terrihy wrecked. One man who lial "juiniieil tbe train" was killed. Two hrakenieu were injured. Thirteen cars were completely demolished, and a quarter of a milo of tra.'U was torn up. Over a 1011 men are employed iu remnying the debris. New Advertisements. Put a Brand on Him. "Women are a necessary evil," he said, brining down his list bard en the counter to emphasise ibe heartless remark. It was In the village storo at west Milton. Saratoga County, und the speaker was the central uxure of a group of buchollo philosophers. He was luiniely, slot enly and sixty. "Them's where 1 differ from you alto gelber," said Mr, Oeorge F. O-aham, of the same place. "Women are mostly what men make 'em. When husbands are brutes wives will lall into submission or make homt hoi for the men and they're unnatural la either character. Love lhui, and espeslally be good lo them when they're sick, and you'll have no trouble. There's uiy own wife, now She's luUered a good deal wllh djspepsio, nervous prostration and other ailments that took the bloom on her cheeks and the spring out of her steps. Well, she saw an adver tisement ofPARKaa's Tonic, and thought It would be Just the thine In her case, Uentle incn, I sent five mites alter a bottle. Shi took It. 1 sunt again after nitre. Soseveral times. TroubleT why. If you eoald fee how much yood It has done her )u would say thai women are the jrreaiestor Uod's tdvss inns, nnd i'AHKKii'a i'onio is Ihe next." This preparation, which has been known us 1' UK til's iiikokuTonio. will hereafter bo called simply i'aukkh's Tome. This change has been rendered necessary by suhtUtuies Imposed upon their customers hyuuprtueipUd dealers under the name of Klnger i au.l as Kluxer Is really an uniuiportaui navoriug- in gredient, wed op the misleading word. There is noehanxe, however, in tbe pre paration Itsell, and all bottles remaining la the hands of dealers, wrad under Ihe name of Paukeu's UiMuca Toxic, contain the genuine inedlclnelf the fan simile signature ol lliscux feeju. is at the bottom ol the outside wrapper. July T-83 leu. Administratrix's Notice. Kstate of ClinEos JIkicuabd, Deceased. Letters of Administration on the estate of George Itelchard, lite of East l'enn Town ship, etarbon County, Pa., deceased, have been granted to Lydla Itelchard. resident In said township, to whom nil persons Indebted to said estate are requested to make pay ment, and those having claims or demands will make the same known without delay, I.YI1IA. liElUIIAItU, Administratrix, or to WM.CI. VW KVM AN. her Attorney. Kast Peun, July 20, 1883-we Subpoena in Divorce, Mary J. Mullen, 1 In tbe Court of Common vs. Pleas oroarhon county, John F. Mullen.) No. 7, June Term, 1883. IN mvonoE. To Jousr F Mullix Rei itntt Kit,. You era hereby notified to be and appear at a I ourt rf Uuenmou Pleas ol Car. lion County, to lie held In tbe Oi.urt House, al Maucb Uhuuk, on Monday, the 8ih day or Ueenher, A. I). 18-3. al 10 u'elork In the lore noon, to suswer Ihe au"ve ooninlali t, i erson al service of subpoena and allss subpoena havlnir fallo.1 en account of you absence Iroin in; bailiwick. . , THA8. W. 1.ENZT, Sheriff. Msueh Chunk. July It, 1883 T. A. Sxicxn, attorney for Pi'ff. C0RTICELLI The great popularity of this brand of ill colors, the peculiarity of Its twist, and the cxlli ou one eud. The geuulne Is put up only Nonotuok Silk Co., Florenoo, ssHHijHi Xook to Your Ircterests ! -qgTI i i ii. Tia and Ste I Iron fare, House taisMi Gooils, k, k Is nov7 offering extraordinary Bargains for Cash ! Ho Is the only Agent In town for the sale or the Bessemer, Sunshine, Othello, New Champion and Apollo Ranges ; Montour, Lighthouse, Excelsior Penn, and Eclipse Cook Stoves ; the Princeton, Early Dawn, Belmont and Real Double Heaters, with a va riety of other Square and Round Heaters, All of which ho is now offering at tho Very Lowest Prices Also, on hand every kind ol STOVE ORATE and FIRE BRIOKS. Dealer In nil the best manes ol 1'uairs. Rootling and Spouting, Prompt and Cheap. Store on SOUTH Street, a few doors ahovc Bank Street, Patronage Invited; satisfaction prnarantcea. Jnt" , 188)-yl Grand Opening1!! The undersigned, having enlnrged and otherwise Improved his Store, announces to his friends and the ncnnln of Lehluhton that ho has just RK-tlPENED the same with a rull supply of overjthlnis In the GREENGROCERY line. Including PINE APPLE. UANANNAS, ORANOES, LLMONS. OAUOAOE. DUUUMnEItS, nnd nil other FRUITS nnd VEOKTA IILKS In Season, all of which ha Is furnishing at the. VERY LOWEST PRIOES. Frank Leibenguth, June 23, 18 3. LE1IIQHTON, Pa. GranaSDriuE &Summer Openins I Thennqerslicned respeetfullyannnunccs to the Ladles of l.ehlahton and vlrlnl'.y. Hint sue Is now receiving a very Large nnd Ele gant Assortment or Spring and Summer MILLINERY GOODS, comnrlslnis HATS. ROMNETS, RIHRONS, FLOWKIIS. tic., or the very NEWEST STYLES, suitable tor LADIES, MISSES and UlIll.l'RE.VS WEAK. All nt Prices rully ns luw ns the same tpiatlty or goods cnll be bought for etsowhere. Mrs. E. Fath. Store-Two Doors HolowthoM.E Church, BANK St. Lehlithton. n,ir.l m3 Charles Rapp Respectfully annonnccs to the citizens or Leblghton and vicinity that he has opened n FRESH Meat Market, IN LEVAN'S UU1LDINO, Bank Street, Lchighton, Pa., where he may be found every week day rrom 6:00 o'clock A. M. to 0:0 1 P. M with a full supply of PRIME FRESH MEAT. Prices as low as the lowest. Patronage Is respect fully solicited. Juno2.ni3 Tlie Complete Bone Pliospliate ! MANUFACTURED BY THE ALLENTOWN IPG COMPANY, One of the Best Fertilizers for all kinds of FAItlU Crops and GARDEN Vegetables, can be bought in large or small in quan tities of M. HEILMAN, LEHIOUTON. PA. March 31-mo1 Saloon Iwm ani Otto, Don't fall to buy your Chnmpaigne Pear Cider, Lager Beer, Root Leer, Nectar, Porter, &c, OF C. B0ETTGER, T AM AQUA, Pa. Aug. 13. lflfii-ir. DROP IN AT THE Carbon Advocate OFFICE FOR Cheap Printing 1; I K PURSE TWIST. PUltSE SILK Is obtained bythsr excellence of facility with which It may be wrought Intc those exquisite desfgns k n o w n to women nf past generations al most as wellaatothost vv4lr7 'JlThli well-known w ca or the nresenl lime. brand may De obtained or any e n t erprislng merchant. Caution. Purchasers should notice carefully tbe BLACK STOOL, with Ihe name Couti. In this nay, lMasa., Solo Manuiaoturovs. James Walp, Successor to A. D. MUSSER, Manufacturer ef and Dealer In all kinds of Stoves, Ranges, Heaters, Jyj- I1E1L.31AN & CO., BANK STREET, Lehighton, Pa., MILLEItH and Dealer la iriniti&; feed. All Kinds of OflAIN BOUGHT and SOLD a llEUULAlt MARKET HATKB. We vronld, also, iespcctnllrluirm ourclti xcii9 that we ate now fully prepared to HUP PLY tiictuwitlt est of CoskI Frear eny llln etesircd at VEW LOWEST PRICES. M. HEILMAN & CD. Jill! t; Spring and Summer I A Special Invitation Is extended to tho Lad les of Lehluhton nnd surrounding neighbor hood to rail and exnmlno the Immense stock orSPRINU AND SUKMEll lH.i'ess (Spools JUST RECEIVED AT E. H. SNYDER'S Banht, LeMglitoii, Pa comprising all the latest Novelties In Black and Colored Silks, Velvets, Plaids, Cash meres, Series, all-Wool Suiting, firing. haras. Prints, &e. Also, a full lino of Blankets, Doinestlcs,Shals,Muslins, NOTIONS. TRIMMINGS, Jte., all of which he Is otTerlng at very Lowest Prices. A nice lias ef Silver-Plated' Ware, Do call and see It. My stock or GROCERIES, PROVISIONS, Carpets, Oil Cloths, QUEENS WARE, GLASSWARE, 4c., Is mil and complete. Cheap as the Cheapest, and Good ns the Best. tept.4-yl F. A. I, Lit MANN, Solicitor of American and Korelxn I'attnts, Wtrtliln-cton, 1).C Al! bofllncfs connected with l'ntentf, whether before tho Talent Ofllce or tho t'uurlti, fironiptly ftttenilcil to No churKO mnile un ess a patent ll secured. Send for circular, &c. mayfi-tto $72 ii a weeV rr.ale nt borne by the In Damon, uesi uueinevs now ue nre the nubile. Oanltul not needed. e will start imi. Men. women, boys and girls wanted everywhere lu work for us. Now Is tho time. You can work tn ("pare time, or kIvo your whole lime to the business. Nn other business will 1'fly you nearly so well. No one enn fall to make e tor tuous nay, by engaging at once. Costly out fit ani terms free. Money made fast, cally and honorably, Address Tjiuk & On., Au gusta, Malno, deeZ-yl WISES utile are always on he lookout for chances Increase their earn- In irs. and In time be come wealthy; those whu do not Improve their opportunities remain lu poverty. We nr a K eat chancetomuke money. We want m.tny men, women, buys nnd tcirM to work for us right In theirown l-cilltfes. Anyoncnndo the work properly from the first start. The bu'lness will pay mora th.in ten limes ordln. arv waires. Exiniive -utt1t lurnlrheri free. No one who eniaKes lolls to make money rapidly. You can devote your whole tltno tn the work, or vny your spare tnomenis. Full Information and alt that Is needed st-nt tree. Address Stimbon 6l (Ju. Portland Maine. t -TT-"k. H-il """-J fTTi mil lir ( tli!ntr rest; iro and dare before vou ,dle. something mlunty , ana suoumo leave oc- " hind to conquer time." tcSawerk In your - own town. H outfit fre. No rlk Every . thin new Capital not required. We will furnish you everything Many are making I fortunes. Indies make as much as men, und I bnys and itfrls make great pay Header. II yuu want business at whloh you mil make Krcat pay all the time, write fr particulars to II, Ualllit Co. Portland Maine. LAND (Halms a specialty, and WAU. HA N I H. A I) I) IT I O N A I- HOMESTEAD llEltVlt'IOAT. ES anil all k I mis nf LAM) SlIHI tT txiuiilit ami sold. Large Stock, anil lllahest Prloes paid, llo jou tant lo sell or buy? If so, write to A. A. T1UIMAH, Attorney at Law, Washington, D, O. Jan.S-tfc. Administrators' Notioo, Estate ol Jonas Focht, Deceased, Letters of Administration on tho Estate of Jonas Focht, lateol the lloniuali of Tarry. villa. Carbon eoanly, I'enna., deceased, bava been Kranted to the underslanl,towhom all persons Indebted lo the raid estate are re quested to make linmedlats payment, and those harln'X claims or demands will make known Ihe same wllhout delay. THUS 8. HKJIC nnd UATUARINE Filt'HT, Jnne!!, 1883-iB Administrators. Caution to Trespassers. Joseph Klbler, Henry Kibler and Samuel 'Klbleraro hereby forbid tressnasslnicoii the land of Ihe undersigned. In Tow.tnenslnjt Township. Uarbon County, I'a., after this notice, under penally ol the law. JOHN llISTLEB. June lth, 1883..WS PENSIONS J For wound, ,1 Israse or ot her disability. Widows, minor children and dependant parent! entitled when death resulted. UUImi reopened. iciloratloD, lncr.ftc. bounty, back pay ana ui'cnartEc ouminwi. aim" uuce, , delay prciudtcc your rlKhti. re4 flxe.1 by ' law. AddreM. with itan. ibe old eitablUli-! et 0rm ot KIS(IN k. CO., Attorney K UUlm i Aifeute.DU KSt., Washington, U.C. cor Railroad Guide. Arrangement ofPassenger Triini . MAY nh, 188J, Trains leave Altentown as follows! (Via PsnKiosiRM Railroad.) For Philadelphia at f.lft e.U, 11.10 a. tn.. and M0 p. in. SUNDAYS. For Philadelphia at t.ecfa.ra.and 4.S0 p.m.. (Via East Pansr Bkakcu.) For DcAclInK and llarrlsbnTg, 6.00, 1.40 a, m 12.15, 4.3", and Si05 n. m. Fer Lancaster and Colombia, 8.00, I. It a, m., and 40u p.m. SUNDAYS. For Ilarrisburg, mid vraypolntA, T.tta.m.r o.iii p. tn. Trains for All onto wn leave as follows : (VIS I'jtnKlOMKH llAltSOAD.) Leave Philadelphia, 7.40 a. m. and 1.00, 1M, 4.S0, and 5.1S p. m. SUNDAYS. Leave Philadelphia, 8,30 a. m., J.S0, anil 4.20 p. m. (Via East Pkhh. Dsakch.) Ijcave Reading-, 7.30, 10.lt a. m.t J.00. Xto, and 6 It p. m. Leave llarrlsbnrg, &.20, 7.SO, .5 a. L4t and 4.UU p. m. Leave Lancaster, 17.30 a. m., 1.00 and Xtr p.m. Leave Colombia, 7.30 a. tn, 1.10 anil X4V p. m. frrom King Street Depot. SUNDAYS. Leave Reading, 9.00 a. m. and 4 00 p.m. Leave HarrlsburK, 7.00 a. m. and 4.00 p. to. Trains via "Perklomen Railroad" marked thus () run to and Irom Depot, Ninth and Oreen streets, Philadelphia, othei trains lo and from llroad street Depot. The 4.00 and 0.41 a. m. trains from Allen, town, and the 13S and Ml p.m. train rrotn Philadelphia, via Perklomen Railroad, haves through mrs to and Iron, Philadelphia. J. E. WOOTTEN, General Manager. CO. UANrOOK. Uen'l Pass'r Cc Tleket Agent. May mh, 1S3. JOHNR,G.WEYSSER, PROPRIETOR OF THE' West End Brewery, Mauch Chunk, Pa. Pure Porler and Laser Beer Delivered all over tlwr State. October 8, TO1 yt E. F. LUCKENUACli, Two Doers Below She ' Btoadway llonsej' HAUCH CITONK, PA. Sealer rn air rartema Tioln and Fancy Wall IPsaiierSj "Window Shades, Paints & Paintear' Supplies, lOWKST CASH PlllSItS.- Central Carriage Works, Bank St., Lchlgliton, Pa., Are prepared t Manufacturer Carriages, Buggies, Sleighs, Spring Wagon, &c, Of every description. In the most substantia manner, and at loiwest Uash Prices. Repairing Frortiplir Attended t TBEXLEK & KREIDLER, April 2fl, 1882 yl Proprietors RUPTURE- Te IMPERIAL UltJSBS in wh.it von want Iho prraicai uiTciiiion os ineaPBi nc our para phlct. sent tree. rot. J. V. EUAN. Osocua. bore. ,.n. lulr itrt Dividend Notice. AtaRenular Meellns: or the Directors T tho First National Hank of Lehlahton, I'a., a Semi Annual Dividend of THREE per cent on the Oapltnl 'tock was declared, payable on and after July llth, 1883. W. W. UOWMAK, Uashlei. July Ilh. 188?. WANTED LADIKs TO TAKE OUR New Fancy v ork ut their homes, la city or country, nnd earn SO to S12 per week, making kociIs for our Summer and Fall Irado. Send 15o. for sample and particulars. Hudson Mfg. Co , ta Sixth Ave., New York. D IV0RCES. Nopubllclt js residents or any Stale lleacrthin, Noa sappori. Advloo and applications ror alamo, w. II. LEE, MVy. ;3 tiroad way. If. Y. juncM wt TO ADVERTISERS Lowest Rates tor ad. verils Inic In oil noun newspaperssenl free. Address 11 hit. P. ROW ELL & CO.. 10 Spruce, St., Mew York. Jun.Sl-wt Estate Notice. Estate or John W, Ueberllnr, lata ol the HurouKli or l.ehlichton. Carbon Connty, I'a., deceased. All persons Indebted to said cstata nre requested to make Immediate payment, and those havlna: leual claims against the same will present them, without delay, lo proper order for settlement, it, AMANDA II. HEIIERL1NO, Eltcutrlx. Lehighton, Juno , Ittwt HEALTH IS WEALTH! lilt. U C. WsV.iT-3 kkkTK A Mi IIU1I3 TBKATUIXT, 4 VHrtstr I frtB Ur HuHU II umxi Qmi vkUIuM, rft. hmrw ut) MNr1U, IIilcti, H rrwI'iUt sMsmm( kjrtb mm f lM6l rr laWcsM, WnkrCulhtM, ftUkUt D frwtmt8n!Umlt of tts Bnla MlMg UmsIij 4 UdntoraUrr?. wj b4 dtuUtl Pn-MaUr IH4 AM tUrrunM, Uotttot psrlaltlsrl, wywliry I, w 4tid sssiMt srrhoM rus(t by orr-!nl"B l m brtU, alfAbOM r wvsjitsvtiirtnr, Etwh boi cU1mm tMsklli'j Irvalmrtit- VI Ui, or til lmt for S3, Mil t Mil pt pM wu rrl( of lrlc. WS GUARANTEE 6IX D0XE3 To fir ?-. Wl'i ! anler rrt-1vd kj M fnsy rftj bs'jisjsi, rMHsiil4 w UU $i. w wl mdiI lb pmrtuft oat? WrUloM (NrNl 1 4 M'Hsl lis IstOBtf it tl trAlmKl 4m t-ltr-rl Mtnstv nHtriNlM) iMuthl ely fcy M3X.U A XfcXDKUItff, St lite Stnrl, rllfefU. IN Tt ithrtl vrtU Us4 r-wrislris. II lmmi4Utftlr rrrt lUitlxko, ('llPlls.. tHItls Ula. MU4 wlitn bjnmi rvwict v( th ei. Unwriiii r t-LUJ. EISNER & MENDEL80N, 320 Roco Stroot, Philadelphia, Pa. $1,000 J. M. Hooey yea tap make selling MURRAY'S Mais & Charts For 6 page catalogue, free, AiJrtSS, J.MSrrrr:,flv.n ELIZABETH, N.J.
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