i CITAS. M. SWEENY & SON FARMERS' COLUMN. Are offering cxhnovdinaiy inducements to nil Buyers of Choice Groceries and Provisions, DRESS : AND DRY GOODS, NOTIONS, OIL CLOTHS, Quecnswnrc, Wood and "Willlow Ware, &c, im DURING- THE HOLIDAYS ! Remember the 'lrtce, Old Post-Office Building, Bank St. Lehighton. mm NDIAN BLOOD SYRUP I Ourea all tliseacco of tho Stcniach, Liver, Bow els, Kidneys, Skin and Blood. Millions testi- ICy to ita ofiloaoy in healing tho ahovo named Vi disoaaes, and pronounoo it to bo tho a mite Mark, best remedy known tu main. Guaranteed to Care Dyspepsia. AGENTS WANTEDS Laboratory 77 West 3d St., New York City, Dnuists sell it. " XA'KENS, IUcriilN Co.. IA. J)a. CLAnit .7oiisoni ... ... , M.1....1. ...... ntt-mlle rurrreil with Tetter, (or which I could ro rellcruntll I took your lNll.'AN IILOOD SVUUr. I , wliloh lias effectually cured inc. I rrc'inimcnil II hlalily. i;X( KM! ni'.IiflEI!. MrYrfctable find Ho if or Heed Ciilnloanc ford 1 Ha witl le i -nt 1 KEB W oil who nriy Customer vt q last least ii ne.d not uma fir It. AH eil cnt from my 3 c .tal.JislunciU wan-anted tolitf UAH irtsn an.i iruo to name, bo rir, lliat bhouM It proTe ylhurwijc. I nrfrea to rel.ll Hie nrvlcr cram. My collection f TcjjcisWa ccd t f.ueof tlie most extensile tol-e fouml In.iny Amtman Mtaloifoe, aiil a Urfiartfr It It t f ny'n ffrowinK A tc tirlitlnnl IntroiSnPcr of Trtr'y Ohl- ni.l !a?htk S JututiK. IiHtlchrnl INrlj-Curn, tlie IliijlWrrt nlaurerf tlicr new Wucttl-ic. I inriie int patron r jre of the puUle. In the gwleni and cn th (arms of .T i... M ... I .n l f.nifiH mv In! Hi fertile ment, Jnmei J. H. Gregory, HarWebe-1. Ma. i An 1'r.vlUh V,t.rln.rrltnrr,on nnd Chemllt. Hftw trarchnj; in thl. icunlry, say. that tutiat af tht liumeiinii uaiue i owm-is m-iu hi-iu hiu ....ii.i less Ira-h. lie says Hint Rhcrhlnn's C'imililt.n n-oiii livo Steele ITotM. Itorfes ahoulil ciiino lb rough the winter in cood llcsti. nnJ be In fine trim Tor the linnt work of spring. Horses' feet need weiii! euro at this Mine of tlusli ami mud. When the horse) are brought in from work they should to rubbed down, and the feet tA legs thoroughly dried. If left covered with mud, the skin may soon become dis eased, a nl cracked heols or hoof lever may result. Iook well to the horses' fed. Cows. Any cow thai imut of coi.dllion will need '.ho bst of care now. Worm j bran slop, with a little ginger, Is excellent. If ilni animal U nir mid weak, there is iljugnr of feeding largely of rich food. Calves infested, with vermin lire known by their rougli coats. A mixture erf lard ami sulphur rubbed along the back, with a doso o( n teaspiioiilul of tulphur and molasses unco or twice a week, is cHl-ctivo. Sheep. Kwes tliouM have dry and clean pens 'uud yards, with n plenty of good, wholesome food. If tho wool is falling, a few ounce doses of equal parts of sulphur and cream of tarter will relieve tho irrita tatiun of tho skin. Ejrly lambs tuny be pushed forward witli fresh cow's milk, given warm, a nuaitcr of a pint ton meal. Do not run any risks in over feeding. Swine. Breeding sows should bo separa ted fion. other ii4, and provjdud witn warm, dry pens, bedded with leaves or jlraw. A rail fastened to the wall, eight inches from the ibiorwlll pievent tho young pigs from being crushed. It is well to foel thuMiw some raw linseed nil n few days be fore the pigs are born. American Ayricul-lariat. A NEW PROPOSITION. It U rtlattd uf nti tip-town resident that, nfttr the butcher bill bad grown to (suoU figures that the butcher could uo longer carry tbo debt, be gave bia note for uinety days in settlement. Three or four dajs alter t'je batcher bad received (bo nolo be called upon the creditor and Bald; "I have your note for $21o,due iu tbrce months." "You hftve." "What would be tbo discount ou such a uott?" "Well, yon ought to be nblo to realize nt lcnst S?.05." "Would you band mo $200 and lake tbe rjott?" "I should only be too glad to do bo," promptly replied tho creditor, "but for mv pride. To rink a matt to discount bis own piper is ulnipl tn humiliate him." "Hut I have trirdnll the banks, kir.nnd none, of them will take it." "Ah! I Keel Its toosm.Ul a mutter for them to bandl . I own tho gruccr 5100 Hupp we j nu py It nnd let me teirnp this note, and gtve you one fur both the amounts combined!" Tbo butcher ia btiilboldiug tho origin' ril note. 1V'mIii. are ntiM tlnlnlv ntirn tit.rl tmmrliu'lv vnluable. Smliia. on e nil will in ike ticm .e use Klicrl.l.nrHi.vi ititinn i imocrf. insc.iieap;'miii tol pliufooU. Soul eveiynb' re or unit by mall I"i'Sli.ier-inin:n, I. . .lo,ivns i. lo.. I osio,lUsii nfvihtrwrtTt t' mnrfK'jvsa IS JIANOFAOTOltBD Bif .T15! WTS VG MAKE EVHIIY VARIETY 01? Farm, Freight and Spring Wagons, And by ennflnln ourselves strictly to one class of work: hv employing none but tuo 3f3rat of WI1SCIKN, uMiiit nothing hot PIKST-OLASS lSlPliOVl.D MAUIIINEHY ami the VEUY 3)BAToI HELKUTEI) TlMUliU, and by a TUOltuUGU KNOWLEDGE ol tho business, we have Justly esrueJ tue rspJisuon oi raamng fc6T5-3E BEST WAGON WHEELS." Mannfacturers have abolished the warranty, but Agents may, on their own responsibility, give tho lollowlni warranty witn cacti wagon, it so a;reeu: k. ...... n. viQit mint: u'innv Sn tn hn well made In everv narlle olar and ot rood" tnaierla, ana that tho strength of tho ramn is suillclent for all work with fair usaire. ononiu auy nrenKao otrcur miiihu una jmi huuihuj " j . uw.vw.. . v . A.n.ir......i,in ..n.ip, f,,p ftm .nmAuill tin fiirnLhed at iilflce of sale, frco of cbarire. or tho price of eald rcpslrs, as per agent's price IK. wilt he paid In cash by the purchaser producing a mminls of the broken or defective parts an evidence. Knorlnir w san suit you. wc solicit patronage from every section o tho United States. Send Cor I'rlcM and Terms, and for a copy of THE KAC.NU AGIttOUl.TUHIST. to PISH lillOS. it CO., Kaclnc, WU. J. F. HALBACH, MusiC DealeR VfHO l8UtACQJMTCO WHIt TMl OiOGKAPHV Ot THISCOUN Tnf WI'.tCEC DV EXAM H-MQ THIS MAP THATTMt AXl)- Inslructor in Music LEHIGHTON, Pcr.na. A full line of all kinds af MUSICAL IMUME8TS, Sheet Muaic, MU3IC BOOKS, &c, I. Ann.l.nllr tAnt nn litlnt uf IKa V a r A. Itooru, near the L. .V S. Dol. '.Bole Agent In the Lehigh Valley for Delming1 Pianos ! Call and sao them; they hav no superior. r '.' Also, Agent for Weber, Doolccr, Connor and J. P. Halo Piano3, Ana Yarifflis fflai or OBIjABS -. Inttruc iii jivi'ii ot l'upil's residenre on Piano, O ,'.!, Voice tind Theory. m2S A Mm t) Yon l:i (IV rllHT.DSS OF A !,Airiirj in Hit Na'ur- TriMUitfti aiil Itarftealcure ors-ont.iii n'..i4u"si. n sp.r". atorrhoa In lueo.l liy Holt-Abase, Invol intary Km a.tuiif. liniHjtuiioy, Nuiom nihility, un.1 1 .ipvlilHnu iu liri-4i t;4'lcraH, ; 0u. uniiiiion; Kiillunstf ant Fi'si liisl an I Thyleil Inoapiolty. S.e-Uy liOHEIt V .1. OUI.VBItWhbU III. u., uuiliur of IU "Or en llJolc,".,.e. Tli wnrlJ-renuivnsrf aulh r, in this udml'. abls I.nel'ire. ekar.y rroris lio-n t. Is nw net. perleaeo tint tit awful MS'e.iu..itea of ell ,.bu.o may tQ ctleetmlly ruoioio. witliout tsnKcrous rurnlnl i p-ratbus, tiotules. tn struiiienti, rinxs ur conliilsi lulntlnir out a tuodttut cur at unco certa u an-l u 'etusl, bv wliloh every sutl jror, no m il.er whit tits a.m. (iltiun nuy be, may euro liliuiclt cheaply. urlvAtoly nd raileally. Kir Th It ltd ure tji((;iiorta lion lolliou: ciitfi and taou.anrft. Sent uinler soil. In a plain cnvclniu, to any ft'ldress. on raeelpt ot six centc, or two post- ASO II.UIl., AUUIVII The Culifrwcll Jlcillcal Co., 41 Ann St., New Yftrlt, N. Y : Post (lines Uox(a. Oct 7, lSSJ.'jr. CBICAOO, ROCK ISLAND &PACIFIG HT J3y the control poitticn or Its line, connects tho feMt and tho Wist by the ehorttat Tout,ead ear rie iMiacccetit, T7itnnut olianL'e ot cat, ittwoca Chlcuaotinu Kansas City, Couuoll Ulmia. Leaven wot id, Atchison, Ifiinueapolia and Be. Paul, it foni,oti iu Union Derotu with aU ths principal Jmcaot road between tho AtlAuticnnd tho Pacifia Uccdna. Its equipment fi imnvalud and mfihmii ecut, balnn composed of Id oat ComtortaUla and .Ueautiful Day Coaobce, Maculfioint lloitcm Ho chumc Chair Care, rullmaii'ti Prettiest 1'alao B lee pi nc Card, end tho L'cut X.ino of Dtnintf Car in tho World. Ihrcs Traiutt bttweca Chicago aud MifrBcuri Illvcr roints. Two Trains botwefii Cai cs7 uud Uiuncapoiianad Ul I'aul.via tho ioaaj "ALDERT LEA ROUTE." A Now and Dlreci M:i5. via Ei-cccaand Hankn Kee.nai reounll b ea oponcrt bclwreo Ulchmaad, Norlolk, Newport NvWj, Chaitiuioonj. Ai lama. Au rusta,l(iu ivllle.liou svillo, Lexlcuiun.Ctno.sutl, lndlanapoltd nni Luayeltt!, aud Ollli . II.U3:9 oil. nnd Ut. Taut aad i&tei'm.t'.lito points. All TUroujh l-weajers Traif.l oa rrcss Trains. Viatets for tnlo ot all prlaclpsl Ticket Ofllcssla th Uaitod States and C.uadx liai:g.v ehscked thro'-ich pad rstes ef raro si. war j u4 law aa conipclltoia thut oiler leaa advon ta?3s, Tor dstatlcd lnforniilen. cot ths Has end I'old CIS of tho CREAT ROCK ISLAND FJOUT5, At your nearctt Ticket Ottlaj, or addrau f.'. R. CABLE, E. OT. dsKH, , V.ec l'iM. i. ucu-l lvr. Oca I Itu ti ran. is!. CHICAGO. A5IRB SI 5 is S40 wpeehric Wo have stores In 10 leadlnrr Cities, from which o ir csvut obtain the'r nriUcsonhllj.. Oar riictories. bi.I I'i lm hi.il (Iflii-ca ro .t j:uc,im. t,oji tor 'pur rtciv tuiiaoMue and Farm Work for Jlarch. Ilirinj Men. The problem of hand la bir is not an easy ono for the farmer. On anv farin win re two or morn hired meu are needed during the growing season, it is us tally beet to huvo one man work by the yoar. In this wu.yjooil help may be secured fir a long term of years, uml will also lead to if prolilable plauiiini; ol the labor for the whole year. The amount of work done dur iug tho winter cm be largely iucreased greatly to tho relief of -the workmen iu the buy mouths uf spring. Tho neces s.i ry wood for the household should be pro nldeil in winter, with a rutlicient stock on hun.l, so that only well-seasoned fuel need be usul. It is a slipshod' and iiuprofltubl method that provides (lie wood fresh fron the log on tho day it is burned, besides be- ing a h int til tout re of bad breakfasts and worse tempi rs. There ure scores of other jobs that may be done in winter, turning botli man and team to good account. Fences that have been laid bv the winter storms should bo rebuilt as soon as tho ground will permit. Manure may be drawn nut before the frost is out ol tbo grouud,und oithcr put in small heaps or spread from the wnon. Tills work Can bo done, with greut er rpeed if there is snow upon tho ground, an I a sled ran be used. It is especially convenient to uso a sled in an orchard tin dor the spreading branches of tlie trurs. All qurhice stones may be taken from tho lie'ds AO soon us the fruit ii vuilcnougli to. set them loose. . Tunis. Every implement needid on the farm should bo oteihuulrd befoio the time lor using them arrives. Sharpen all edged tools, and oil the various pans of tho farm machinery. Look well to the holts, tloit none nuy bo missing when the day' for us lug the Implements is at hand. The little things of the larmare very imoorlant, nun no ouo can hope to succetd without paying strict attention to them. American Aqn cullmiU. A COLD DAY. John Ileury bud beuu boasting of what a mash ho hud uiado on lils rIiI. lie stid it would be n mighty cold day il he trot left. The girl heard of it, but J.- II. lidu t know it, and went tn Bee her as usual, lla rang the bell nnd the servant appeared. Is Miss Mnry nt liomt?" ha said with n smile. "Yea, sir, but she's engaged." . "How's Hint?" said he in ntniiz'njent. ''Nntln-r fellow in the parlor." "U'bnt does it uipati?" . j "D.u.'l know, only she told me to tell yon it was it mighty cold day1 nnd yiju'd i.,,. i.,...,. .. ...... , i i.e. UUIIUII ltj Jlllll UlCIUUdV JUUII git fri ze goiu' home." The next tiny John Henry told the boys that tho thermometer had dropped clear off the nail ut his girls house. TJISCELLAHE0D3. -Eyery farmer should t least hare one coanty paper, and that paper should bo the AdVucatb, which contains all the latest lo cal news. Only $1.00 a year. A lamp post A veal cutlet. A plllerof tho church Tho druggist. The oil Loom Is a slippery one. As old as the hills The valleys. A light question llaye you got a match? A firo cscapo Dodging a bullet from a rillo. Self registering llicrmomolcrs Our girls' noses. A lively subject for a composition-Fleas. A difficult point to grasp The end of of an eel's tall. Advancement of learning Moving the school house. Farmers uud others desiring n gen leel, lucrative agency busiuebs, by which &5 to $20 ii day can be earned, send address ut in, ee, on Ki..tnl, lo II. C. Wilkinson .t Co., 1113 and lU'J Fulton street, N'ew York. The shroud of a spirit should be made bfUub'ln tapestry. Fawning n pair of bellows is one way of "raising tlie wind." dcasick passengers are most inclined to heave when the Vessels heaves to. , There is a song called '"Turn my face to the sea." It Is probably tho wall uf a stulfed mermaid. The "fresh" man flndsconslderable dif ficulty in earning his salt, because he needs so much uf it. M13W G-OOIBS'S FAIR RJ AIiIHTG I At Wintermute's BOTTOM Price Store ! A full line of Fall and "Winter Goods at LOWER PRICES THAN EVER. I hare just added a nice line of Men's, Youths' and Boys' ETIQUETTE AND DECORATION ITEMS. The fluger-UHils should never be cut -or cleaned in public. The latest thing out iu labia covers nre of coarse netting over bright-colored silk. The custom of n moving the glove be fore shaking hands is uo longer obligatory. Make your leave-taking short, nnd do not d illy, but depart gracefully nnd poli'ily. bnurt-lass napkins costing $100 u dozm nre it recent ndditiou to the supply of luxuries. A unique cUret jug is in the form oi itu uptight cockatoo iu beautifully cnum eled ghsi. Eiqalsito curtain draperies uf Madras silk huve n. pi tin center, nnd bordtrs of satin with g.ty flirnl dtslgus. Lmtic.paintiug is n uuw.nrt, aucVonn be upplied to tviry fu'.rio from velvet lo- liocn and also to wood and the' various articles mndu of terra cotta. T.etly mid inexpensive screens cdfl b't m tile by covering nti ordinary clblh'ca horse with dark felt or;.lns!,ui)ouvhu'b ChitKst! cr.tpa pictures limy be moim'teil. Speciut marks of kindness and ntteu tiou should be received with discretion for it is far bater to rifuso privileges" which were n( vr inttnded. ' .( It is nut now considered correct. lo iu trodnco viMlors whonro calling ul 'llio s.tme time, and rousider.ite visitors' will obviate any awkwardness fry taking their il-'parlure immediately upon the arrival of a stranger. "BOUQH ON BATS." Clears out rats, mire, roaches, flies, ants bed-bug, skutiks.chlpmunks, gophers. ISc Druggists. "01 what I'oiniilaliit did your father die?" "The jury found him guilty I" was the answer. "Alas' I thai so manv people look upon religlii'h' slmlpy as a fire cscapel" exclaims a Southern preacher. . Don't despise a thing because it is lit tle. A quart jug will hold more than most men. Tho martyrs who were burned at the stake had stout hearts, that never quailed on toast. to my stock, and at prices that are away - - RWI! AND FOR CASH Why? Because I bought them low and will sell them low. Call and examine atonic hfi- lore you purchasing elsewhere. No trouble to show wooas ana g-iye -nces. w. S. WINTERMUTE. The Kitchen and Market Garden. We have long advocated the pluuting of tho larmer's vegetable girden in long rnus and an far opait that ulost of tbe work ran be done by Inuse rtiltivntiirs. lf we huvi striven for uny one improte.meiit iu fanr life, it is lo couvinro the fanner that he can lamly liave an abundance of the choices' vegetables at a very liltio lost. We ar glud to liave'lielp in our endeavor to shot. larmrra how easy it is to haye a garden thai uill not only supply the family, but bring in profit bcsidci. Kaieing plants, to have them ready to sot out as toon as tho weather Is suitable, it an iiiipoiiuut matter. These am startod In hot-beds, iu cold liumes,! and in bnx?s iu w,ndi)ws ol the dwelling house. Tlie coin frame Is simply a lint. bad frame and sash plaaed oyer a spot of good siil. 11 receives it luat Iroin the sun by day, and this is luoventcd Irom rsa'apiug ut night, by cover iug the plats witli shutters, straw mats, or eve, i a piece of old rurietiiig. The soil oi the i'o! 1 frame should be about thiee inclirr higher thuu the general surface, uud Hit Ir.inie should be where it will be sheltered from cold winds and will loceiiu thu lul, warmth ol Hie sun. This, hating no heal iug luaterinwill not torceso rapid a growth, out will be louml very usetul to start sum. Hind, ul plants, and to receive those Hint iinteb.cu slurteJ iu u hot bed. Am, Attn-culturit. lcaaialainat'jiiihwwMbiJ iu(riT!KE!33TamB-l fA3Tlii':"mMn' THE GREAT GERMAN slEMEDY FOR PAIN. Ileltarti nd curci ' Neuralgia, Sciatica, Lumbrj;o, UACISACIf :, SOr.E THROAT, QCINST.SWKLUSOS, HPIIAIXK, SoreLctc, Cuts, rsiE, FROSTDt rF.3, CCIIJ.'N.St'AI.UN, And .11 olltcr lAdlly tcli. i.d i.lu.. nnt ciKn i Boms. SnM lr .11 DmRfl.t. ant Il.klfi,. Ulmlivu. Iu 11 Inuguaivi. :bsChi::c:A.VcEClcrCj. (Cmmii I. A. VsffUr A C.) iuu;i.Ur., n j, e. s. a. On Thirty Days Trial. Tnit Voltaic Ur.i.T Co., Marshall, Mleh. will send Dr. Dye's Celebrated Electro Vol lac Halts and Electric Appliances on trial tar thirty days to men (young or old) who are anilrted wilh uervous debility, lost yl ttalty and kindred troubles, guaranteeing speedy uud rnmpleto restoration of health and manly yigor. N. D. Korisk is incur red, as thirty days' trial Is allowed. S.ly Tho reason why mutderrrs kick against tlie ccatliild Is because they aro well aware that it's h regular death Imp. A littln child of seven or eight said that when the bible speaks of "cnildreu's child ren" it must mean dolls. For an example of pure and unalloyed contempt, take a Labor's opinion of the man who is growing a full beard. Asa harmless iniation into tho use of 'fire arms, pretty gills might practice shoot lug. glances through double-barreled opera glusses. ' ! ADVICE T0M0THERS. Am ynu disturbed at night and broken of your rest by a, sick child sulfering nnd cry Inn with pujn ofcuttlng teeth? If so, send at once and get n bolllo of Mrs. W.insiJow SoOTIIINO SVIIUP KOIt Cllll.llUKN TkBTUINO Its villue is iii'ealciilahle. It will relievo tli Hior lilllo soirerers iitimeiliately. Depend upon it, molliers, Ihrre is uo mistake about it. It enres dysentery and diarrhoea. re-cai iates the sloiimrli nnii bowels, cures who polh-.S'ifleus the Eiiiiii,reiurei ifillaiiiinaliMn jiiiii elves ioiih hii.i ri-rgy m iiih wnnie ss nun. Mas. Wissi.nw's Kootiiimi Syiinr -Vnit rmi.iiiiKN Tkktiiimi is pUiiSHiit In Hie .taste, and is the pr teription ot tint- ot the olilest Mi.it Lent lemiile physicians nm nurses in tlie Un'.led Slates, and is lor ft 1 by all tliuvgists throughout the wwl I'i ice 25 rents a bottle. teraiitaaaau ti I fiyCl 1 BI?J.nchnwnnnaAvo (I3 LUHlihli UCllt W itAIITOH, PA. 1 1 tt 1 ( . Kl f, . t rtlM, a:, l wrxibit x ht r I lsAAUAIOU-kMllOtiU.ii.mtJ, - - . .m... rum p mil ,TwMr sis mnt u rise faiis. I. llMtCXautiriyrup. Tair4extod. fcl lf9-lnllme. rViidbydriiRHists. tl :-,.t.i.-.-, i t. M-:r- rt-5g'l'UN10N !llii;TNr.Y,alil,nble ItuuTaml Sum: Makkii, llauk Si., ).elilitliton, All work warrautul. MONEY IS hj Ja-Hcloui InveHmrn's tn Wall Street. Wt mut VB'EK t Aitf 'l 'rt-nf, full liiiuriimttoii or ft Byitem uf H'iTutt: is ly wliU li u f ol S10i S25t Ston or mirj -nf.tti rt-tuiit 1 n r . jrpflff, CDAK B0JTJLY 4. 10 , V'rll p.rjjtj Hew York. .tv. u.u.c lay.coiu j I'attlo. Tolcll the ago ot l'.iilt.'d rattle, and krep a irllalilA lei or. 1 of their pedigrcis, it is necessary to make mono ili.ln.tluo mark upon them. Tattooing tl.t; inside aif Hie ears is louinl tu l.e lite best tnelliol. This .us bten practised extensively on ,diecp in Ureal llriiain for m my years past, and now the applicatj"ii is made to Polled cattle. An instrument for this is made iu Ueriuai y, wliieli dus the UtttMoiii very ihvaply uud r i pi dly. From a few experiments recently made with Polled cttlleiil tho West, it is fouud that a superior quality ufbetf ran be more i he ply produrrd than Irom horned stick. They will coiistiiicnily spread rapidly tbeie. We suggest to breeders that they import Iheao iiislrumeuls mid hand theiu over lo our iiiichaitics, who will be sure to linpibvo them. AqriculturUt. M. A. Lyon ii ilrnther, Montrose, Pa., say i "llrowq's Iron Bitters is highly spokeu of by every one who uses it." VVIfiTLR DZ-rnTE.- T. L. Miller Co., UstiDttl and Iaroarsas CI HEREFORD CATTLE COTSWOLD SHEEP BERKSHIRE SWINE. Descent, Vi'jti Co- Vou want some mo-linne, yuu lav J Why, bless you, wo iliu'l giye It I The cure far all the ills uf Ii lu Is lake hct'.( hoiv jou live it. Vou muiii'l uat rich ttaid )nu know; You inuiu't sq'ieezo the body j Walk out of doors, work hard, sleep round, A ii 1 bauish wine and toddy, Drown bre I Milllalo children, Tn. lirst null The protligal m n. The oi n. lei. n who robbed tho bakery sjiJ iu exwiiualiitu that he was iu layer ef u uuyuUc Jau.h. HAS WHEN TREATED WITH Perry Davis's Pain Killer This wonderful rcmcdy'lias saved Jho lives of many, many children who were almost dead with DIPHTHERIA. 8, Henry Wilson. Lawrence. Mass., saym M lho surtroona rrononnced ntv rat. Ttlnh. thcrla, and tlecliVd thet no remedies eouitl resrh It. Perry Uavta'aPnia Kuler tat cU lay Llbcons Tiesxh, Kuhus, N. IT.. says: "I hut rtalntcrs' colic and dlphthcretlc roro threat t cry saitenly. ralulOUerdroiolioUiMvii)-." DRUGGISTS ALL KEEP IT. It rather annoys a woiiian,aftershe has had her child christened soiiin romantic In dian mime, to Itarn that the name translat ed meaiia "old boots." An Englishman dropjied a letter iu the mstollire tho other day, and 11 was never afterward tound. Indefatigable iurpiiry tie veloKd tlio fart that It was the letter "h." Joaquin Miller siya that lloncrs are queer. Any mail caught throwing a bou quet to a lavorite actress should be immedi alely arrested for "shoying the queer." Nellie Palmer is Ircluiiug oil "Hell and Its tortures." She addresses her lectures to unmarried men. Frobubly sho thinks that married meu know nil they want about it already. All honest men will bear watching. It is the rascal who cannot stand it. Running your business is very much like courting a girl no one can boss the job but yourself. Fame ia like n river, that bcareth up things light and swollen,and drowns things weighty and solid. 4,, One man's meal ia nnothers man's poison." Kidney-Wort expel the poison. tus humors. Tho first thing lo du iu the Spring is to clean house. For internul cleansing and renovating, no oilier medicine ia equal to Kidney-Wort. Iu cither dry u liquid form it cures headache, billions at tacks, constipation nnd deranged kidney. NEUTRALIZED. . In What Way a Prevalent Evil Kay be Shorn of Its Power to Harm. Malaria Ii a broad name for many diseases all origination In blool polsanlnir. Hlllci'us fever, the t)phus and typhoid fevers and chills and favor are prominent loemters of the laiully. Malaria defies alike tho build ers, tho plumbers and the physicians. lies palrlnif or ordinary treatuitnt, the latter ul. mast unanimously recommend l!U.NSON'. UAI'UINK rOKCIUS I'l.ASTEIl as the greatest nntl.m ilarla i.ieclfla of the ate, Th-ai plasters uot upon lho liver, spleen, tuts. Is and Lldneja , ,, Worn over tbe rralon of the liver, and up on the back over the Ltdnett, 'lo y ward oil no malaria like an aria or. tin tlilf. otlor plasters Whtin veil nuraliasa. rall.fr tounclf that His wont U.vl'UlNi: Is cut in the (enter or lli (.latter. Setharv ti J .lioson. Rheiulits, Nt w York, UlaU.lt awarjt at luuiualluusl V osltlri. r.b. U-lia. I In order to be a misanthrope one must I also be an egoti.t, dwaifiug the objects to his spite, nnd exaggerating lite hiua.l atom i that has urrayed ilaelf ngaiiiat lha universe. .It Is a ipei les of insanity, wherein u mind lias Ion reception of tne correct relation ship between dillcrent existences. An imitation drum is bird to beat. Xaturo is upheld by antagonism, We believe iu mortality, but when a man becomes so violently npstd tn gamb ling IhatJiu wont shake with tin-ague wc feel like writing him down a fanatic, and turning our attention to other atlairs. Tho movement in tho East lo abolish the vtsl has jielered out. When man lakes uf his coat ul u Sunday school pirnlr to ladle out the ice cream he runt some tliln; between tlie public and the knots iu his susjwuders. SKINNY KEN. "Wells' Health ltenewer" restores healti. and vigor, cures Dyapeisio, Iniiiutencvyiex ual Debility. $1. Ooe Chicago pawnshop has loaned money on 2,200 revolvers during the pas. year. This will go far towards explaining 'why tho criminal classes of Cliieuf li use u sand club uti Ibeir victims. Tiiet have not yet redeemed their revolvers. The socialist wauls to level everything except his own head. Of course woman con keep a secret, but it takes a good many (if llieni to do it. On. lawyer In Des Moines, Iowa, ha. put through IS'J divorce cases with the past year. A shower ur small ibbles, continuing fifteen minu ej, fell lb Watwks, lit., If uully. $ieHe&m$ every tlBimgf usually lseBt S3t Ws'o Cfo tSae s f$ .rftt$t fry Tin ffn nm TxDsirrt asa an M W Will IZ? ' C I .1 Th American Aiitipfian OllIEXTAL JOURNAL ! ! Published hy Jufsd! A Mocsit, Chicago, III. $.1 per yinr. Edited by HtkI'IIsn I). Pkst, di vi led to Clatstcul.'Orieiilnl Eh ropenii and American Arciireology. 11 ln-triiti'd. This Jonrnnl gives informalion on dlrrover I and explorations in all lainls.niid is ery valu-iblw 1o llioso who are lollowlng Antl' quarian subjects hi u-t-ll as to tlie tumuion eadei. aplS-lf 13 E Eta ThoOUKCCT cuna fzr KIDfJEY D5SEAE5EQ. Docs a larao hAnk at ftri!orrirrt vrinnWl Indicate tLit you ora a ricUmP THEN DC tZ jjouso (Crucuu rocommena 11) and It wt gfpeedily overcome lo ciUtcaao aiid restore 'c fl rerOC'; I'orconipUtspoctilJarl r. tlwCawiOB toyo.irrcx,cucUwpiiii i'rta.t.-l . tut it Mrlll n-t. i-mti-v tit' -r r rl ri's-'-r 0 Either Sex. Incontinence, rotsntlsn c! urin?.brlcU duet crronydyrKwlts. anddui: (clrics-s ralES, all tpcodUy yield toils oiir SOLO TsY AXjXi Dr.TTQ QXVT3. rriootl. I CJui'ea! Usa Rays!' ly the Combined Trcatmcnt'of EXCELSIOR RUPTURE PLASTER AND HEALING COMPOUND ! Tositive svidsnce ef Wonderful .Curst sent on receipt of 3t. stamp. July 15-yl Address, F. II. MERRICK, Ogdensburi, 2T, T. This is. Your Grand Opportunity JOSEPH J0IASf tbertFs Rufildiins9 Rank M.9 Ijeliiglitoii, In order to make room for Spring Goods, has made immense Reductions in the Prices of his stock of Winter ILaaliles9 afs senadl 19olnia.ut99 In Gent's, Youths' and Children's 0 -AND- yyJLl Immense Reductions haye been madelly ESI BEE, JOSEPH JONAS' l9--ihe l.Biace April 29, 1882 ED. W. PEIST, Manager.
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