lIISIELLASEOns. - Erery tttmit (Willi l teaul 1T nr.e Jn'T piper, mil that par should bo ibo AnrtT, which ennUtnt all tho latest lo nl newi. Only tl M year. There is InqiieHy wlileb Nil imiIIi In; and a silence which Irltt tnwti. -Hundreds ufp-eple loaf themselves to clrath where ont dies of overwork. The U" of Irmi nniml Increase the Turning nnalitias i.f n dn, but tin can. Tlx jvaann why there are no fcinsln bill collectors tl thaf'woni.in'a work It net' er dan " A play should I Judged by III acts. A ghost's garment It a shtoud of myi lery. - When lha flower nf the family gets dli appointed In love ilia find nut that her Ritm li all dough. Tha New Orleans rieaynna tinder stands human nature. It Mrs "thru who till ok aril hara been lining oyll." The people at dlflVrenl places are be coming annuel ajalml the disease breed Ing practlco of pullniln; rivers anil streams 8KIHHY heit. 'Weill' ll'iillh It-newer" restores health an I vigor, cures Dyspepsia, ltiipotenee,3x ual D-bilitr. $, There li nn benefit iminall that a gned man will not magnify tl. It is shameful fur a man to be'a for eigner in hla own country, aml'n atrang'r to lior affairs nnd tnlereila. Minullni. Great minds, Ilka heaven, are ptoased In rin'ngpnoJ, through the ungrateful subject of their favors are barren in return. Whomever lendl a greedy ear In a alandernus reiorl Is either himself cfn radi rally bail dlsioslllon cr & inera child In sense. Of . GKAS. M. -SWEENY- &QN- . i. ' in: . . Arc offering cxtiaordinary,'induQcments to nil Buyers Choice Groceries and Provisions, DRESS AND DRY GOODS, NOTIONS, OIL CLOTHS," Quccnswarc, Wood and'Willlow Ware, &c., fT DURING THE HOLIDAYS ! Remember the Place, Old Post-Qffice Building, Bank St., Lehighton. I INDIAN BLOOD SYRUP I Curca all dlooasea of tho Stomach, Liver, Bow- ICldnoyn, Sldn and Blood. Millions tc3li- to ita offlcaoy in healing tho above namod diseaneo, and pronoitnco it to ho tho BEST REMEDY KNOWN TO MAN. Guaranteed to Cure Dyspepsia. rjT A. G E' N T S W A N T E DJjgJD Laboratory 77 West 3d St., New York City, Druggists sell it. J.YKl'.NS, DAt'i'ina OA.. Pa. with Teller. Inr which I rnnhl pet tin relief until 1 tnnfc Dr. mm mo Mail Dr. Ct.ann Jousjon : Jly lioily was literally rnvere' your IN III AN IIL.ODII HYHUP. whlili has offvctually curcil inc. "fiOUOH ON BAT3." r Cl.ars nut rats, micd, roach-a, flies, ants bed-bugs, skuiiks,chlpmunl.s, gophers. IJo UrugRiiti. China nnl Jspnn buy our ilrleil apples fr-ely. Tims ilncr Americ.m Imliulry bol Mr II the papulation of tha Orient. The young man who Is so fqueamiihly nice nt hnmo abnul bis f.iod, nml whoran't oil tliis or that thing un'e.n It Is just an.will cn Into a rt-Maurnut nml freely parlnko ol tho inysterinui cnmbustibles, tinrlatintoil by eaplllary irnpcrllnencs nml entiiinologlral ahunitnatlonl. I(a bichelnr nf furty has mrh a nmrk as a dimple under his beard thero was o union nrilimpieslind wrinks when Clins. May married Mn. Mary Wilson, aged SO yoirs, at Oantnn, Oliln, tho other day. May pot $1,200 frnm his wlfo and skipped the day after tho weddlne;. Farmers and otliara dealrlnj; n gen t-eli lucrative agency businejs, by which $1 to $20,(1 day can be earnc 1, send address al nneo, nn postal, ti II. C. Wii.kix.ion A Co., 3 and 109 Kulton street, New Ynrk. By pultinga low dutvondiamnndiand n very high duly nn clothing the llopubli cin mority on the Ways and Means Com inlltce will get tho poor man Into trouble, Ha will not have any shirt front for lil diamond pin. The human tlomar.h can stand a mix t iro of apples, pntntnes, randy, milk, wine roffee, vinegar, splco. meat, fish, brcad,hnn-' ey, ovfters, beer, water, cuke, i'ider, soup and not rebel. Tho experiment iit lately tried in Washington. On Thirty Days Trial. Tub Voltaic IUut Co., Marshall, Mich, will Bind T)r. Dyo'e Cile'iralod Electro Vol. ino limits and E'eclrio Applinnces nn trial I ir thirty dys tn men (young or old) who are iifflicled with nervous debility, lost yi llslly nnd kindred troubles, guaranteeing fsdy and nnmplete restorjtinn of health and minly vigor. N B. No rifk is incur rod, as thirty diys' trial is allowed, i.ly I reentnmciiil tt hti:tily. KNOCK HKKUEII. r i-?,fz-'. Ir ,v rdwu an i a ; v, nan oi it n (I BKf.'Mlnu.!..Ii?a "l ..Ufrt i..;rji..V. vi.i.i..i...i but imssr .Vim'Uw tl 'Zty t.(. i,inl mv M Mr VfcctaLlc m! I'luwrr Ottd CaUlojtiie for 8 viiik srni i iikk to nn wno rr1)'- uuumers oi Ust ens it need nut Mriie far ll. AIi.ccJkcnt from my! t it '.ihrtirit warrant! trtttitVoth ire&h anl trueU name. i ir. iiiat kitiHi tt it move ci ir dc. i cre 10 reii i in My tuiipcti-m nt tcneiai'ie teta is cneoi t inyonn trroititf Am te miilifimp. lklp .Mr low. H -w Ve cml-le. I ipvlle ih vn'f'.n- H Lient. Jumot J. II. CrCKOfY, .Mirblet'eU. Mass.H An Hriillsh Vetericiry Purftaen nd Chemist, ntw tr.iTChnft in tbii country, iy tbtt urn it of tha Hutac Aiiil Crtltle 1'owdurs Kl hero .ruvoiih ItiHn imh. He Bays thflt .Sbcrldan'K Cnrniltl'in IViuilnr fiFn hnliilltf Titir niirl Immnnaatlv vatunble. Iiithiri onctrth will roiltc hen my like Shcrhlan'itCoiOUioii I'owilprri. Hose, Heahponntul to 1 pint fowl. SoM cterjwhLfe r.r b nt by mall r f KMIrr-iiiinii, I, S. Joiimmjy A Co., Iiosiov, Mas FARMERS' COLUMN. Leached Wood Ashes. Ashes freslr from tho stova or Jurnacc, contain all tha mineral constituent! neccs sary for plant growth, and are therefore very valuable as a fertilizer to a worn out or naturally poor soil. A largo pari, of the potash is removed from thn ashes- In leach" ing, and osthis constituent is a leading one, leached ashes nro of less value as plant food than when fresh. Tho owner should save, in a sccuro place, all the ashes' made, and apply them tn the land In the fpring. A top dressing of 20 bushels per aero to an old pasture or nicaduw will give good re turns for several ycurs. Tho learhed ashes should bo disposed of In the eamo manner, only they may be applied at tho rate of 100 bushels per orrc. Leached uslics have been boughtand used fur many years by fanners and gardeners nn Long Island and near the shore towns In Connecticut. These ashes are brought mainly Irom Canada. Ashes are specially good fur tobacco land, and union raisers find them profitable. It has been observed that where this fertilizer has been introduced, it retains its hold upon the confidence of those who use it. Fruit growers nro glad to get leached ushes for .their small fruit gardens, ntid even orchards of large trees ore much benefited by them. Save ull tho ashes, leached or uulrnrheil, and ifjhcro is u gi.nd opportunity apply them. lmcncaii .dyri cuHui is.'. t., MEW GHMMIS! M Wintormuie's BOTTOM Price Store ! A full line of Fall and Winter Goods at LOWER PRICES THAN EVER. I liaye just added a nice line of Men's, Youths' and Boys' to my stock, and at xrices that are away -G.nsrnl Sl'crmiu kisses every girl I whom lie is introduced. Terumsoh alway was a reel less cuss, much given to cutting it way from Ins base and depending on llu country f"r his supplies as lie wetjl along. "L-l us Iry to grow old tmccfully, wa the remark ol nne elderly lady loan ntlier, and it deserves li be perpetuated in print Thero U no good rxcuso fur Ucnm lug sour tempered, despondent, unhappy an I t.onblewmn as one n Ivancca in age, The niostob'tlniiio cases of Catarrh and llaj Fever ore cured by tho uso of Ely Cream Kilm tha only agreeable remedy. rrice.SO ets. Apply Into noslills with liltlo finger. From Mijor Downs, Military Irittriictnr, Ml, rioisant AniU.ny, ln: H'tui, S 1' irins the vcrv cold weather I was aullcr i 1 mil Catarrh. My head and throat m'heri so svjrcly that I W'is oblliied In give I D everything and keep quiet. Elv'a Cream Jlilm va snji'ate.l. Wiiliiu nn li mr frnm the firtt Hpphetion I llt rellov.'il.lho min tn-giii 10 sT 'ii'ie. in tv.ittiys wii. eniiru ly cured. W A. Downs. F.-h. lj, ISSI. My ami, a;cd nino voan, was fll " t- with Patsrrh.lho u ot En' t'ream tlilin elTccted conipleto cure. V. h Ilaiiiinaii Druggist, Eastou. The propirtion of civil In r dlgiom bur lalj in Pirls uppeir to be rapidly increni I ig. During the mouth of NovouiIjit lust 1 it of 4,100 burials 1,207 took placo will; cut any religious ceremony. V Itnston paper states that the former cas'iiernf ono of tho largo banks nf thileity I1 now a pnrlrr in a Now York hotel. Well, .e now has plenty of chances to show his lifting ability without being obliged to slp. The smallest newspaper is wortii in-we to its 5'ilncrlbera in niui month than It price fir n yc.ir.nnd do"s innie for its neigh brlo. il fur nothing than many 11 high of fi id I docs for h! mnnifiuant s.ilaiy. a'Evil dispositions are caily shown.1' Evil tendencies In onr systems aie tn be watched ami guarded ngalmt. If you find y mrself getting bilious, head lieavy.mnulli f ut, pyna yellow, kidiiey disordried.synip turns uf piles tormenting you, tal;e at once n ('W'-ilnsRi of Kidney Wott, It is naturoV yeal assistance. Ibe it as an mlvauee p urd don't wait to get down a:ck. Itead lv't. C23StB5SE2' ' BrWrTiBia 13 MANDKACTUItBD BY RACINE, WIS., Wit MAKB nVlillY VABIBTV OF Farm, Freight and Spring Wagons, Ar.d hyeonflnlajnarselTei strictly to one class of work; by craplojlng none hut the 33owt ot JniHIKV, mini? nothing hat FIltST-CLASa lMPUOVr.l) MAC1IINKRY anil lha VCKY BKSTbl SKL'iCTCB TIM11KK, ann uy a TUUUUUU11 uttuwLKUUfi 01 tco dosiiicss, wo nave justly earcel the reputation of making iST-UUr t3R7J"P tLRJ A T if M P. PA Rf E.J9 2 " ' U fiat- bat It-19 H ftf-HUVIIV V IihitaUaWi llannfactnrers have abolished the warranty, but Aeents may, on their own responsibility, give the following warranty with each wagon. If so agreed: We Hereby VTnrrnnt tho KISII BltOS. WAOON No tn he well made In every partic ular ana 01 goou materia', ana mat ine aironin ui iud pnnio 13 sii.iicicii, iur nu mnn ituh usage. Blmnld any b-eaka;e occur within one year from thla dato by reason of detective material or workmanship, repairs for the aamawlll be furnished at place ot sale, free of charge, or the price of said repairs, as per agent's prieo Mat will be paid la cash by the purchaser producing a sample of the broken or dtte:tlre parts an evUence. " Knowing na can suit yon. we solicit imtrnnsce frnm every sectlnn nf the United States. Send for I'rltaa and Terms, fS for a copy nf Till: it ACINI'. Aaitlnil.TUftlST. to Bcrapmo; Trees. Do wo approve of scraping Trees? nsks friend of ours. Certainly wo do, provided they need it, and one can rarely find an old tree that docs not. Aside from the lact that the removal of the old bark-sca1c3 breaks up a rcfugo for various insects, In cluding tho Woolly-aphis, tho inrreased beauty of tho trco repays the trouble. There uro scrapers made for the putpose; ono of these lias a triangle blade, another a long blade, witli 0110 flat and another slightly con cava edge. An old hoc js quite ns good J a tool as any ; cut ofl' tho handle to about IS inches, and do not grind tho blado too sharp, os a.ctitting implement is not needed only n scraper, Ou n very old trunk somo force may bo nccdedrito tdetach lliu tho scales that are partly, loose, but on young trees be careful not to wound the healthy bark. TI10 scraping may bo doho now, next month, or later. When there comes n moist drizzily spell, go over tho -craped bark with good sift soap, made thin enough with water to apply with a brush Paint over a thick coat of this soap and leava tha rest to tho rains. Later in the season tho trets will appear as if. furnishod with mahogany trunks. Agriculturist. rarur t t i t j 11 Yvnty i -DUCtiusu x UOUg'llij mem LOW AND FOR CASH and will sell them low. Call and examine stock be fore you purchasing- elsewhere. No trouble to show Goods and give Prices. W. S. WINTERMUTE. J. F. HALBACH, MusiO!DbaleB -AND- Insiructor in Music liEHiaHTON, Ponna. A full line of all kinds of UT Shoot Muaic, MUSSC BOOKS, &c, Is constantly knt .on hand at the Ware-. Itomi, near Ibt I,. A S. D)mI. r- 1 Sole Agent in the Lehigh. Vslley for Bclmins; Pianos ! Call and aeo theni) they hare no iu,ietlar. -Alno, Agent for "tVehor, Dookor, Connor and J. P. Hal Pianos, Initme'ioti g'ven tit I'.ipM'i r.side nre n Piano, Organ, Vrir and Thei ry. ; A Mm to Yoniff In TRY WILL ttt Bf IXAMINIHOTHI MAP THAT TH CeiCAQO,ROCKISLIiIiD&PACIFICRM Y.T the cent ml poiltion cf lt line, connect the Ktutand tho Wont ty iht shorleat roulo.ond car riN raaacnKcra, r I tit out rUango of cart, between Cbtc(o ftnJ KanaiM City, Uouuoil Bluffa, Ltaven ivortb, AtcnteoD, Minneapolis and Ht. Paul, it rooracta tu Union lie pot with all the ririaclpal lincaof road between ibo AtUutta and tho 1'acillo Oceana. I la equipment ta unrivaled And niacnia cent, belDff eompoeed of Moat Comfort a Mo nud JJeautirul Pay Cjaaure, Uexoiftent llorton lie clinics Cuair Care, Pullman'a 1'retticat 1'alaca Clcepinc Care, and tho Heat Lint or inln Cure tn tba world. 1 breo Trulne bottreon Chteauo and Uiaaouri Iltver Point a. Tno Train bttneen CM. cm? ilinnoapoh and Ut.X'ul,vla tbo a'aaious "ALDERT LEA ROUTE." A New and pirMt Line, via Sentcaand Kanba f ea.hf rjcntlj Men opa1 briwceo SUobmond, Norton. N.wporl tltwi lliailanooa . Al laala. Au- fuau.NAahvulet tiOuisvUt., Islington. CI nciucalt. adtaaapoll and Lr.reit. and Omaha. XlmutaD oils and HI. Vaul andlnlermi.tlltte point.. All Throutu i-aijeuitra Trawl ea i'aat ipress . ,ir aalaat allrrlneipal Ticket Offltcala 111. Unlll mat., and Ciua li. Uwtitt choeKtd through .net rata, or fare at. vara at lew a ooupalllara tlial ojter loaa advan ma it't'SiM larormitlan, (ll tto Uaps and Fold- "'GREAT noCK ISLAND ROUTE, Atyour oeareitTlok.tOraj., oradJr.ja , It. R, OAOkC, E. ST. J'JIIN, w iri. Orel M i r, Gn I Tlk 4 rua. 1ft. CHICACO. I o'i Tin: i.os? uv j A l.re'uraon 'ha Nnuie.-. Trl n lit an I Itl'li 'al cure ofS 'inlnnl vreaiiiies', neS;rii. iilorrlioa in lue.nl ly Sell Aimir, Intol utiarr l'.in'l'in. Impoteiiey, Nevu'H lirhllliy, and I npo ll'imn'a l.i .MarrMa" iMqernliy: I'mi iniipiinii: l;illepay aiil 1'liai an I'liyale-tl Ineitiaeitr .Vc-lly IMULKr .1. iil'l.VllllWKIil., 81. Il.,'auinr nf ll.a "(Irecn llok."&e, Tha worl l-renownad aniline, in this mlmlr ahU I."eture. elaar.y i rovia no w lilt mrn r. perlenee l tint the awnil roaii-itereli. tiuv inn iti uieetuaiiy reiuoei whiiuui I.inai'ron-. aurl al ..n rii.. . Unwlea in strtimenif, r n'as or rofdlila t p iltnn uit iniuie ui rure h ooc cunu n anil e oiiaar. nr wiiii'm every euujrur, no mil at mm41 toMeon. 'Iltloll I1IIV h". tav dlir 'trfiutell obMUI.I.- urlv.uely .ml radloallf. i ) ArSAKTE0S15T2S4OwpcEcRK. WotiavestoroslnIB Idndlnff Cities, f ma wtilob, our tftatiobtatn their sitrrlleaqolcklr. IW ,.".r,JrJl!''. Prli'Vll'tiL llnifa are at .nr. a . iwai liar UMr jviv a,UIUIVaUO am AIMW4 r. I'.i. tvu taruiltiarfdliL M, ri. LOVELL 3l2LncknwnnnaAve GCftANTON. PA. 4 - V N-,! Sr I : in.i.w-mi.iiMMei." fV .MX 'lli)leKii,.o,iullu -rllf Intuit U.ll frott IL&04.1 (4tt n and Zae.ua idt. T. uts, or twj iKiai Sent under seal. In a plain enreloite.ln ni ai;e stamps. Aldrcs adilresa onre-elptul six aenii The JIiihrnTcll Mcllral (.'o 41 Ann St., JJew York, N. Y't Imi (ifjic aX5o. (Ml.;. lMi. )r. KK Wlttlil AIL UK IMLi. Onfl of Hie sons of the Piince nf Walei i being trained for the church. In .incri--ci l.ilaof women train their dresiea lor the chure'i. The. (J'leen nl Eervia cannot play the p an", nor embroider nor piint, but she write! all her husband's letters while he plays billiard. Said a doctor ton lady pitienl t "You in oat take morn exercise far your heallh,niy Oear." "All right," she aatd, "I'll lump ut lliu firit nfiVr." And hn did. Tim muiiufai'tory al Casllelon nn the Hudson wliich makes our postal einli turns .t l,5J0,000 a day, or one to every forty of o ir people ti e year round. Tobacco is grown in sixty-four of tho t xty seven counties in Pennsylvania. The tilal pr t irlion in 182 was 15,750,000 p in la, valued al JJIJIi.WIO. A'I'I'eseh ialii eaoriiding falls as a r.oed eilifi.e Uf. 10 one Simla VO'd -1 20, ?1')0 ni ' "'-''. U ;.n reiurn iar. A.lli. l,Jol.on. 1 atrset, Ntw YorV. t I.mMI, ,1? m ' 1 - -I t anal us. u t . ., ,, j l'a t ail lAi tell I mmtrlMH a nw i - Itvi .an mmm caaa get JPmb 99 Bassiasyy Mept ass la Barbed Viro recce?. Steel wire in snmont its many forms is becoming, in certain q'inrlcra, Llu fencih material for farms and railroads, and even for garden and lawn. Somo of the points luimed in favor ol this new fence 'are: cheapness, durability, easo of shipment u( tho ntateiial, nn! indestructibility by or dinar fires, llko those urising from'spaila of a passing locomotive. Tho barb should boslioit, with h keen point, slandin' al rightnngtcs to tiio wire. S.iuie have advo. catcd a dull point as more humane, but the success of tho barb in turning stock resides its chirp point. Often animals havo boeu injured and even killed by wire fences, and all need to be introduced to this form' of barrier. A colt, or cow, that has once boon pricked by tho barbs, will keep ut a safe distance from tho fence. Most of the lamage h3 been dono by the animals run ning upon tho wires without seeing them. A strip of board may be nailed from to post, near the top, to makn the fence moie conspicuous. Tha ribbon wlro is more easily seen than the round form, but ex pcricn;o has taught that it ia less durable. Now during tiio winter is a good time tn look into this imporlant nutter nf barbed wire fences. Agriculturist. Tl ,. I sin ti.l 55 f Cf v , i ,l ljM .11 . 1.1 Wii.-Jp" . "-A - :! .- V.171 . Tb American Antlananaa OMENTAL JOUItNAL ! ! riitdished by JaucaoN .t Morsr, Olilcago, ill. S.l per year. Ldited by hTKriiKX V. Vr.r. t, lievnted to Classical, 0nenlul Eu ropean nnd Ainericup Arcbcsology. Il lustrated. Thia Jonrnal gives information on discover ies nnd explorations in nil lands, and istery valuable to those who nro following Anti quartan subjects us well as to tho common eader. uplS If ; .A - Ijit Coyi.Ii tirun, Trut fauL Izl tl -"" nwuisjuiiajaaMs, bw4 r I A -ao y ir-y. 1 1 iJ asU .. i ajaawii ia.!)!. a nr-S'(M,lNr(IN illtliTNM-jasWenaVtr l!i-v-'. IlouTand Siiiik Makku. flaot bt, LehlHlilon, Alt Mori; watraiiiwl. MONEY IS MADI5 y ludlelous Invratmrnis In Vail Mreet We sand FBEE. tnany aiMr-sa. full Inbwmatl.'Fi ot a system or o- '-ran g nv whi. li u s WWW'OSCOIE.-' T. L, Miller Co., Iliittiu id Ituoaitu ar HEREFORD CATTLE COTSWOLD SHEEP BERKSHIRE SWINE. UMenM, ltl4 Co Turnip as a Farm Crop. F. D. Curtis is a strong adyocate of root crops, and writos as follows iu the American Agriculturist: A turnip crop will fit a meadow for corn, is the am! will be rolled, r-ady for giving the maize a vigorous start, and the ground will be more mellow and all tho richer on account of tho turnips. The sod should be timed over as soon os possible niter the lover or iiay crop has been taken off. It w.-uild be well to )nl! the ground and fl it- ten the sivanl, lo batten jls decomposition, iinl u few days bolore sowing time, harrow it thoroughly. A dressing nf finely rolled minora should then be spread upon the ll r lace, and cultivated into the soil, tho gnitind being pulverized and mule ns mel I .w as P'Saiblo, If wood ashes ran be pro cured, lliry will help the crop if they aro ihlnly scattered nn t"p. A pound and a half of seed sown bronditikt is ample for iiii icre. Ttie reel should be covered with a 'irtidi drag. A awn as the turnips nro up, ihey will be bencrltod by a dressing if . l..tcr (iulphate of lime, nl Iherntoof2 iiil.cls lu an acre. Good phosphate will m "in lupi'pt grow, if harrowed Into the gro iud with the iced, using 100 viiii,il tn tin acre. Tho ndviilitagea of a ciop of tur nips fur the lalter part of iiiilunin are many u il. If the farmer does in t wish tn harvr .si them, ha ran turn on his entire stuck, and Ihe buiifry animula that might have roiuicl over Iroit bitten, barren llulds, will luxuiiato In plenty. IIINT8 TO HORBEUEK. r.m't book your horse to the sleigh thn rue at to your wagon, but give him more naoe. , II jour linrse should pull nn one line nr IIim.w his bead up nnd down and fllit nod pull mi Ihe bit, baye his mouth and teeth examined. Tb" band pieces of drivl ig reins frc. paenlly WnHim imnolh fn in use, raining. (he hands to slip. In such rasi-s rub tho lines Willi paiwdarnd roain. If Tu wUh lodrlie jobr horse with an npen While hay bun tried with one be fore putting Itlm Id ynur tpp wagon, other w, lie wifUt gel away with you. When I vamax. overreach lengthen the l.nid sbiKW) wbetalKey Ml lie front of the bind fl, lie tUtoenf the front shoei m de narrajw awl oxneaved nn the iniide. 8uai, WteJ wher, Iroitlnz in putting their bittd fel U I Ik ground strike princi pally th tt. Sueh livrsat should bava tk beets lowered, or sheulj wear shoea without kaads. HAS DEEM PROVED Tho SiJRECT CUilB for EClRrJEY Dlf3EAF.ES. Xlcca a lama back, of adlsortleredurlne indlctttotl-Atyouaroavlotlm? THE3T EC C,oo(uruf72a3trjrcc3rimonaxy c;ia nmu j: speedily ovcrcoms tiio dUarnzo tml rc3tcc 3 tcaiiliy aotloa. to oU itxo crrans, U a- r3 S i-r rcr couiclolntapcenllAr ti'p':-!.3--'-! oct prca:pti7-tEd cicely. ,nria?( b:1c dna5 cr rsp 7 dcpcalt3, er.d ilul! era' inTi-aifln. fi.ll ki-i'I"v WIAI'I ti1tnrTi i.l!iVOp3T7r. uC) P.4 Hx the Combined Treatment of EXCELSIOR - EUPTU11E PLASTEIl , AND HEALING COMPOUND ! Tositive evidence nf. Wonderful Cures rent on receipt of 3c. stump. July 1J yl Addirrs, F. II XIEitWCK, O.-densburg, : . i l .. . ' . Y. This is Your Griuicl Opportunity! 1PH JOFAS 9 l9 In order to make room for Spring Goods, has made immense Reductions in the Prices of his stock of Winter In Gent's, Youths' and Children's -AND- ljlLX Immense Heductions liaye been made ! JOSEPH JONAS J VI IWekwalier. 11it.is:rlle,Pa.,iayi I i bav iov'i.Uy heart Brown's Iron Br- lU40ti t -a spn ti o' as ao ieUit reme ly." 9 a April 20, 18S2 ED. W. PEIST, Manager, DRIFTWOOD. An upstart A. rocket. The passion play Poker. Get the Advocate $1 a year. A mere matter of pastime History. A solemn measure The grave-yard. The conductor's tipple Bell punch. The man of great wait- tho creditor. Cold weather garments Frieze overcoats. A tumblerful of whiskey A drunken acrobat! Beautiful calling cards Four kings and an ace. The cricket and grassliop per sing in the dew wet. A bear majority the in habitants of the North Polo. Question in natural history "What docs a catamount to? The first male singer in the opera is always in f.ivor of fixity of tenor. A Kentucky man boasts of a pair of boots made in 1814. Immortal soles! Nature seldom changes its ways. Ice still freezes with tho- slippery side up. An early settler A cock tail before breakfast. The devil has one redeem ing trait. lie never gives a boarder a cold room. The money lender never neglects his business. He takes all the interest he can in it. - "No, sir," said the practi cal man. "1 don't go hunt ing. 1 find enough to lie about as it is. "What is the difference be tween a timid child and a .shipwrecked sailor? One clings to his ma, and the other to his spar. Girls arc more courageous than men. They are ready to make a match with a fel low twice their size. The mouthpiece of the tele phono may be perfectly res pectable, but there arc a great many things said against it. yearly hall the roast bacf hofllold Ilcngland hishim portcd. fiom llamerica, but the hislan.lers manufacture the H's for it themselves. A wise wom.in will not l-'g'it tire fire with kerosene, but will invito the servant girl to whom she owes six m inths' wages to do tho same. The shark is worshipped by some of the dwellers along tho African coasts. Mem bers of the bar should make a note of this. A man in Boston has in vented a stone-cutting mach ine which can do the work, of sixty-four men. Better sant ence it to State Prison. There are thirty-two different colors to sand, and when peo ple speak of a man as having a sandy completion he need not get m.ul, bojau?o it's ten 'chances to one he is one of those thirty-two shades. The first young man who paid fifty cents for a secret, that would s'iow him how to double his muicy without risk, was told to double up the biggest bill he could find before putting it in his pocket. 1 Icavy r.tins have impaired the tobacco crop in portions ol Cuba. Youthful cigarette smokers need not bo alarmed at this intelligence; the harv est of old stumps of cigars and discarded tobacco quids has been very large the past year, and the price ofcigarettes is not likely to advance materially. A manufacturer of tooth powder inquires in his adver tisement ''Why do people shed their teeth?"' Well, the fact is, hardly any two per sons shed for the sime reason. Some try to nurse the tear trucks of an impetuous mule, others impeach somebody's veracity and shed a fow to "th because they are hard and in digestible nnd don't sit well on the average stomach. A magazine writer has vc contly published a long articlo about "women's noses." Tho best thing wo know nbout a woman.'s nose is a moustache. Tho best kind isa pale brown, and waxed at the ends. For sample, and instruction in tho bct method of application, apply nt this cilice, uftcr busi- jmss ln'iu'.
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