Sle Advertising Rates. We desire it to be distinctly understood that no advertisements will be inserted lu The Carbon Advocate. An ludeiicndciit Fniuilv NeWsiief I'uhllshed every ATtlllDAl , to Leblghton, Carbon Co.,l'., by HAititv v. mtKTiii,iii;it. orricn-nA KWAY. a short dlslancc abtfe the Lohljb Volley 11. It Depot, Terras: $1.00 per Aunam in Atace the columns of Tn it Carbon: Aovooatk that may be received from .unknown parties or arms unless nccompanicu uy mo The following aro our ontr tcnnsi OMR SQUAMC (10 LINKS), One year, each. Insertion JO ct. Blx. monthl, each Insertion A!, Thrco months, each Insertion ... 20 cts. Loss than tUreo months, first Insertion Hi each subsequent Insertion 2J cts.' Local notices 10 cent per line; H. V. MOBTHIMEIl, Publisher. IT. V. HifpuxniMEu; .Prqipjiot.dr. INDEPENDENT "..live and Let Live." 1.00 a Year if Paid in Advance. VOL. XL, No 12. LEHIGIITON, CARBON COUNTY, , PA., SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 10, 1883. Knot paid in advance, $1.25. CARDS. Attorneys. -y- M. KAPSHEH, Ai'CORNBY AND CODNBKLLOXl AT LAW, B 8rint,LsHiaHTO,P. R.sUst.tssnd Collection Airenev Wlllriav.nd ii (. i iA,t., nnnvAttni.iiif .irfttlv aotit l.oi pd iMruiin. Net. IS. Physicians and Dentists. A. DEUIIAMEB, M 1)., ' FUYMCIAN AND SCltaKON Bpsel.l .itenllon ptU to Chronic Dlsesses. Offles: South KasteornerIronnrtSnaj..l.( kljhlon.ra., AprHS, IB7-. B. KEIJEK, M. D. V. a. Itxnmliilng Snrtreon, rnACTioiso riivaiOiASanasot'.anoN. OEricu.- aianltStroet, KEOta'k ulock, Lehigh. '"w'a'ue eonsnilcd la tlio Oorm n Laugnajre. Nor. a''. -QU. C. W. BOWER, PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON. May he consulted In the Herman or English Okfick: (.'i.pofllo Ilurllng's Druir store, DANlCSt., LciilBhton , Ha. J-tn.-11-yi W. A. Cortriglit, D.D.S., OFFICK : Opposite the "nroadway House," Mauoh Chunk, Pa. Patients have the benefit of tlio latest tin. tirovainent In uevluntul ap-lliuice.s not the best methods or treatment In all turtclc.il emus. NlTUOUS-OXIlii: nilmlnislerwl It laired. Hpomlidc, persons residing outsldo of Mane-li Chunk ihuulil nuke engagements by mall. JJ8V1 T 1-1370.12 ts iia:m:iii:a, CONVEXAUKK, AHO GENERAL ISBUKAHCE AGENT The J.Uowlna Compsuiws ar IldprBeotedi LEJAA MUTUAL VIHB. ItUA I1C.Q lIUl'UAt. i'lHE, WiOiti.su rut::, roii'.svii.i.i: l'ir.ic, I,i:ttl(lh 11 UK. mi'l tlio in a v ELEK-s AliCIUriN 1' iJJMUilASOH. .Also I'eiiiurlT.inH ami Mntn-il lloi-io TUlcl Marcn.l U10SS. II.Mlil.tK. QARBON HOUSE, j. vr. uiudbxiiusu', pnopiiiETOit, Hank Sr., Lkiiioiitox, Pa. The Oasbok Mo as utTers first-class neenm molatlons to ll.u IVavolline public Hu.ir.lln by the lisv or Week on Ueasjiiablo Teruis. Oholco Olicari, Wines ami Liquors always on lnnJ. cjua Shcils aud Stables, with aitcu tlro tljitljrs, .utajlici. April to-yl, -pVCKERTOS HOrU illdwiy between Murh Chunk & Lehlsc'ilon LKOPOM) MEYER, FnuratiTQii, Psckorlon, Pcnn'A, This noil known hotel Is .idmlralilr refitted, anu lui tlm lissia.'ooinmoJallni'H lor perman ent and Irani. cut. borders. Kxeellent tables und the vol butt lliiajri. Als-J Hue stables a.taelies'. Sept. 10-yt. Livery & Sale Stables. UANIC STHKIST.MeillOIITON, Pa FAST TROTTING HOUSES, ELEGANT CARUIAGES, A ii pojitlvoly t.OWKIl PUIUUa than auy i.t.ier Mery lu t'uo L'ajnty. I.irsoaii tiMi.1 uo uarilases for P.mrl ltrioxsaail Wcmlmis. uaviu i;usM.r Nov. 22 lJ J. W. RAUDENBUdll Uftipoctfultr i.nniuCt'f in tho'tiuhllo I hut lift ht upjnoJ ft NKW MVKUY SI'AIIK In tnaioilon with hU Uutcl, aud It prciurct tu furoliti Teaiui Tar Faisrals, WaJilajR or Business Trips an thortrit notice and most llboral terms. All orders leftatthe"Oarln llouio" will reeelre prompt attention Stable un North S reet, next the hotel, Lohlhton. anS2.)l PENSIONS' i fur Sol. Mors, Widows. I rAr6niaiiMi;i!iiiir'n Any disease, wuud nrlnlury entitles. Millions app oprlated and worklo lorco doubled. Prmpt work and hnnas mado happy, i'ao I0 Apply now Widiwi, re-m irried, now eniltloii during Tilluwliu'nl. Ureal success in INCREASE rai. llnuTVand iUeE Pajrau i lllsch.irxo. procured. Deteittrt entitled to ullducS under now laws. PA'PLUrP or Inventors. Land' 'rranr In I lilt It) procure I, txmttht and jld. The " ICOilLD VilLOft " (wockiy paper). Sample c ipy tree, Send sump tor J full luitruett .un, blanks an t n tunty itile H. .m'aE.lAf.UiHCO., I'enilon, l'.ilntl mid Land AiiV, Washington, D.C. il-ur.' , DROP IN AT THE 1 Carbon Advocate OFFICE FOR Chftan PrinHnar ! r o j Railroad Guide. PMMelpMa -&J eaftin B. E. Anaaseraent of Passenger Trains. NOVEilUER, 15th, 18J2. Trains leave Allontown ns follows! (Via PenKluMKK Kailroad.) rorrhllidolphla at '6.(0, 0.43, 11.40 a.m., and "3.10 p. tn. SUNDAYS. For Philadelphia at S.OO a.m. and .1.35 p.m. (Via ElST rENM llRANCU.) For neadlnff and HarrlabuOg, 0.00, s.tO a. m.. 1Z.1S, 4.3 1, and 9.05 p. m. For Lancaster and (joluinbla.'O.OO, 8.40 a, m , and 1 3jp in. SUNDAYS. For llurrlsburg, and waypolnts, 9.05 p. m. Trains for Allcntown loavo as follows : (Via l'KKKIOMEN llAtLllOAD.) Leave ljlillndclplila, 7.40 a. m. and 1.00, 1,35, and 0.15 p. ni. SUNDAYS. T.oave Philadelphia. I.C0 a. m., 3.15, and 4.20 p. m. (.Via East Pkhn. UnANcn.) Ecnvo Heading, 7.30, 10 15 a. ni., 2.00, 3.55, and a 15 p. m. j.cave itarrisourg, a?1, i.ou, v.du a. m., i.ia and 4.iki p. in.i . in. i anvastcr, 7.30 a. m., 1.0 J and 3A0 kenvo J p tn.) Leave Columbia,? 30 a. m.,1 10anJ3.4'jp.m. (c ruui kiiik street ueot. SUNDAYS. Leave Reading, 7 30 a. m. l.cnvo UariUburir, 5 20 a, m. Tralrs vla 'Tcrkloinon I!alroarl" marked thus () run "10 and Iriuil Dupot, Ninth and (irceii slrects, Philadelphia, ether trains to and fiotn HruAil street l)eiHt. Tlio "5 io and 0.45 a. tn. trains from, Allen, town, and Hie 1 35 and n.15 p. iu. tnln ficiin l'hilailelplila. via Pcrklninen Itiillrnad, have tlirouuh cars maud Iroin l'hllniiclplila. J. E. WOOTTKN, 9 cucr.it .Manager. C. O. II NrOfK. ilcn'l I'.vi't i Ticket Agent. November O.h J0HNR.G.WEYSSER, rnoi'RiETort of the West End Brewery, Maucii Chunk, Pa. Pure titer aid 'LapBeer Delivered all over the State. Octobers, 1681 yl r voivki: n-xi:r.u of Boots, Shoes, ' " Hat's, Caps, or, Gch'tsj Furnishing Goods no, TO, eiUSS8i BROTHER . THE POPULAR Merchant Tailors, Bank Street, Lfhighton. PUIUES VEllY LOW roil tUSH. Tlio public patronage solicited. Julyl-tf Central. Cariiage Works, Bunk St.rLcliis'hlon, Va., Aro prepared to Manufacture Carriages, Buggies, Sleighs, Spring AVagon, &c, Uf every description. In the most substantial maimer, and at l.uwtst Cush Prices. Rpiialrlng Promptly Attended to. TKF.XI.ER & KREIDI.ER, April 23, 1532 yl Proprietors. ILsswIs Weiss. n.NK STREET, first store above Iron, calls attention to his new anil fu.li lonahla stook All ot vrbirh lie is Sailing at VF.UY LOW E5T CASH miCES. 0," An Inspection Invited and satisfaction Kuaiantced lu all cji.i. Life ancl Fire ! E. K. Stroh, General Apt, ! AT MAUCU OUUKK. I Only g.wi iiyl rellntlr Copipanlrs rsjire I filial. Als.i. Asnt fur th.i ITALIAN an.) j R JTf:W).Vlt USE 0F3XE.VMEUS. mwmmm -us l.JSk VI . i CARBON! ADVOCATE PI AUt AND FANCY BOOKS JOB PRINTING HOUSE DANK WAY, a short dlstanee above the Lthtxh Valley It.Il. Depot, LEHIGIITON, PA. We are now fully prepared to execute every description of PRINTING, Irom i VisitiBE Cart to a Large Poster ! rosters, Handbills, Dodgers, Shipping Tags Cards, nilllloads, Letter Heads, Koto Heads, Envelopes, Statements, ' rr.'Brammes, i ramphlots, &c, &.e., In Best Manner, at Reasonable Prices ! THE N. X." SU1NT. NEW YORK, 1083. More icon!o hro read The Sniv diirln-r tlit? jcar just now uelaic tli.in ctjt befuro finoo It uiitt Hrit prlot'iil. Nu ether nens- iipcr puiiiisituu on unsuioui inu rniiii leun buuulit an-1 read In any year by Eomtitiv utcn nnl women. U'u nru cri't tablv Infurmeil that npotite Imy, reml, and HUo Tin; Sun (orilio Ijtluv, reasuiip. ainuiite otln-rii; IKcnue tin ni'ws columns present In at' ttnt tlvo form and with tlm greatest poElMo iccuracy vliaiuvrr lifts Interest tnr liumari kln l t lite f vtnl?. the deeds, unl rolleuUs.tlie ntsduiti. tlio DlillusoiiliV. tlio notuMo foil v. tbt! pulut sense,' I lie lmprilnjf notiPcnsc all the news ol the busiest norld ut pruheiit re vuWluix in i! pa co, Hocnupe people bare learned Hint tn Its ro innrUs cncjrnlnic persons and alHIrs Thk SU. maizes a practice ol I el I in the in tliu ex act truth to the best oT ability three hun-fn-d and s.xt'l.ve day In the year, before elec tion ad well as after, about the whales as well a tbu stuMI fish, lu the fx coot dissent as plain!) and fearlessly as when supported hv liberal approfal. Tiik Sun bus absolutcl nu purposes to serve, nve the Iitrurnmtbin ol Us readers and tlio furtherance of the com mon wool, lleeiusu It Is evervnodv s neirsnnner No in i ti ii so humble tli.it Tni:SnN Ik Indirrerent to Ids weimro und his rluhts. to inan.no aj-ocl.nlon of men. ts poworlul enough to be exrmpt from tlio strict application of Its principles 01 rijiui nni wrona itro ii i w in puiiucs ii nns loi'ui lorn uorcn jcura, .ulthi-ut liitermU.lon and sometimes almost alono au.oiif; newspapers, the flu lit that has resulted lu thu rcctnt overwhelming opuiiir veruictnKainsi JtoM-sonism ana lor lumcst uovernmeur. No mailer what itartr IaIii power. Tin: Sun stands and will con tlnuo tustnnd like ii rock h-r iho Inttrests of I he people air-' Inst the au;btioti of bo-es.thu encroachments of inonoolsls, uud thu dH nouesL sencmes 01 public runners. tu i ins is wiihi wo aro 10m almost tinny by our friends. Otio man" holds tbatTiiK Sun Is the best rclUlous ttewspnpcr eVer pui. llsbcd, because lis Chrlstlatdiy Is umlllutcd with cam. Another holds that It Is the best Ileputdlcan newspaper printed, htcause It has already whlppn.i lit If of IIih utscaU out ot that parly, and thu jirfccrdlns against bc other hall with undemlnlshed vlu' r A thlid helletcs It to be the host may ml no ofucneral llteraturo In existence, because lis renders nibs nothing worthy ornotlco that Is current In the wurld of llmuxht So every friend of '1 ii K Sun dlseuvvrs one of Its mnnv sides th it appeals with particular force to Ids Indlvldu lfyou already kniw Thk sun. you will ob servo Unit In 1883 ft Is a Ultlv better than ever before, II uu do nut alirady kuw Tiik aUN, iou win nnd It to pe a mliror of all hu mun actlvltv. a n1nrehoue ol the cholcbjit. protiuctsoi cum man veuve ana nnauination, n itiainstay for the oaueo honest ttoiernmtnt, a sontinul for irenulno .Telfvrsonlan Demo cracy, a s our.o lor wickedness of every skccir, an and uncommonly good Investment Torms to Mail Subscribers. The several editions of Thu Svx a e sent by mall, iostpahJ. as follows ; DAILY 55 cents n month, 650 a year .SUN DAY KlKht paires. S1.20 ft year. WKKKLY-51" jcar. HIkIu panes of the m-i uiuiicr m mu naiiy intuci; no Auricui tural Depart men t of unequalled merit, mur ket reports, anl literary sclentltle. mid do. "ettlo Intel. Uenco make Inu Wkhcly un the nevfHp.iitcr for the lanucr s house Iwld. Tu oluU of ten with an extrtf coiy tree. Address I. V.EV(UjANDt Pudlh-r. TukSun, New vurk City NoveUibiT Ww6 No Patent No Pay. PATENTS obtalnMl for Inrrntors In the United States Canada nnd Europe, at reduced rates. With our principal office located In Washington, directly opposite tlio Lulled States Patent Oltlcr, wo are able to attend to nil patent I. mined with urcnl.r prniaplne s nnd de- Jitcli and at less cost than other patent at. torneys ho are at a distance from Wash. Ington, ami who hare, llicrilorc, to employ " oin.cl.ito attorno) s." We make preliminary examinations and furnish opinions as to ra. tentahll)ij', free of charge, and all who are Interested In new Inventions and patents are Invited to send for a copy ol our "Uulde for obtaining Talents," nhlch Is sent free to any address, and contains coinpleto loitruc. Hons how to obtain patents and other valua Mo matter. Wo refer to tho aerinan-Ainer-lean National Dank Washington, I). O.) the lloyal Swedish. Norweitlan and Danish Lrira. Hons, at Washington) Hon. Jos. Cafey, Ule Ohlel Justice U. S Court ol Claims; to the Olttclals or the V. S Palrnl Oitlca. and to Srnatorr and Members or Couifrcss from orurjf State. Ad.lrol: I.OI'IS IlVOOKIt k CO.. So. I lllturs ot Patrn sand AUnrneys t l.a,L 1 1'rolt Uuilulnv, Waui.sioi., V. U. r The greet superiority of DR. BULL'S COUGH SYRUP over all other cough rcmcd iosl s'attestctl S by the immense popular demand g for that old established remedy. ?7K For the Cure of Coughs, Colds, Hoarseness, Croup, Asthma, Bron chitis, Wlioopinff Coutih, Incinicnf Consumption and for the relief of consumptive persons m advanced stages, of the Disease. For Sals byjdlDrttggist3. Price, 23 cem&H With Mctoiiic Quality not Quantity is tliefatcsiiBiiicrtancc; next is tbe Knowledge and Emenence to Cor rectly Prepare and Dispense tnc same At A. J. DURLiNG'S I'Ol'ULAR Dn k Family Mm Store, Bank. Strec Lehigliton; Yon can always rclr upon B'ftlna;' STrflUT , 1.1 J'uro and Unnautlutalo.l p Drugs and Medicines DUm.INa. carries the lorcest stock PAThNT JlKDll I.V1 S In theeuunty. 1IUI1L1M1 hasnncli.Mnt8tn(!l:orilItUO. (USTJ StlMll.IKS, KANOY anil Till I.K'l' ItllUL.l.b lur tlio Lidlcs us well as ihu gents. DtJliUNO makes IIORSRnml CATTLE PUWUKKS n epecliilty. Ills 13 ye us tlr.'. lenenln the iliuic tuslncrs .Blvts lilm a crcAt udrantiiKO in lli..t line. TKUSS1 H.'pUI'l'tlKTKriS nnUliltAUli's- VlKi:s an.l 1,10.1'OIIS, li"lh rorclgn nml domestic, Ilo lias u t'lln oiiUrnpoAVIiie nml a liry Catawba Wine. Just siiltniliil ani rlicup. WALL rAPEKS ami ItOrtDEHS the laryeft ussortiuent In I )n, Oo to DUHLIN'U'S with yonr prescrip tions OutoUUltH.NG'S lur jour l'atcuVs itcillCl1c8. Oo to l)l'HL'lNO,S"for.vurr.incvnrt'cls:' Tanners anil horsemen no tn UI'lil.IN'lfVS lor jour Horse aud Outtlu l'oi7dcii. - ang 6-yl. A rjirVI1 wnntfcl.lopMI i:illson'Silu LiL 1 O iCJi Tcle.hono and i;rtlsoii's Instantaneous IManonml tirnn luilc. Vr. close stump lor e itnlouo-unii tcru.s. . EU1SON .JtllJSlO CO., riillnilcli hln, Pa. ucc. : 'Jt.iue. 9 for all discaccs of tho Kidneys and i LIVER' i h organ, enabling it to throw off torpidity and ( L inaction, ctiavUatln tlio hcalta? secretion I T'li-anMlnn a -vf I in nn thlsmAillmtvwfnt . oi uio ltj.0, one Dy xeepine uio dowou vi zrco , condition, ccctinr? IU rc.Tul.r tli-cliarno. ( C" P.naicis! ITyou arc EnUfcrloff from -t lt3C4lCSl Icio rialiria.havotfceclini3.rf t aro bilious, dyirpcptic, cr constipated, Hid-" C ncy-WortTfiUcurelyr"liovo:qniclt3ycuTo. v la tliia RCMJon to clcmco t!ic Cyztcrn, every p- cno c!iouW tiio a ti.crousU courso of it. (51) '3 COLD HV DRUGGISTS. Price SI. Respectfully nnnuunces tn the people of T.e lilglitcm and Its vicinity thai he Is now pre pared to supply them with nil kinds of Household Furniture Manufap'urcd from the best Season- ' Mote, rials at Prlcus fully ns low as tho sain .irtlcte, cun he louufc' tor els where. Here are a few of tho Inducements otTvred P.irlor Sen nl Irom tW to fcOO VVnlnul Marhlo.top I)roslnir Case lledr'xiui Suites. 3 pieces,, t)0 to (GS Palmed lldriHun Sullen ,. tlStoJW Cane Seated t'halrs. pcrT'toro.... 5 Ocmtoon i Minlrs, per et of a (4 nnd alt other OtuU eriiiiilly elo np. In this connection. I ilcslre to rail thnst. tetill.tn nf tho penplM In mvoionlo f rllltfcsln THE UNDERTAKING BUSINESS with a NEW and HANDSOME HEARSE, and a lull llnoof UrtrKl.fS ami COKEl.Nb, I am prepared to attend promptly lo all or ders In this Hue. at lowest prices. Patronage rerpertfullv s.. Melted and tse most amplu satisfaction Kuarantced, V. SCHWARTZ, ' octll HANK St., LthlEbton. DgJob Trinting neatl)', clicnply nnd promptly execut ed nt this ofiicc. Give us n trial and be convinced. i n r i i i"s n i i --ni m iHHssH KEEP ITOTHIHO FROM MOTHER. They sat at the spinning together, , Ami titer snun Hie flno white thread ; One fupa was old ami the ether was young A golden ami silver head. At times Ihe young ynlro hrnho In song That was wonderfully aweet , And (lie mother's heart boat deep and calm For her joy. was most complete. There wos tnnny a holy lesson, Interwoven with silent prnyeri Taught In her gentle, listening ehllil, As Ihey two sat spinning there. " And of ill that I speak, my darling, From my older head nnd heart, God glvelh me one let tiling to sny, And with it thou mutt not part. " Thnu wilt listen to many voice", Atid till 1 woe thnt this must bo I The song of praise and tho voice of love And Ihe voice ol flattery. " But lislcn to me, my little one, There's one thing that thou must fear Let never a word In my love he said Which her mother may not hear. '.' No mailer how (rue, my darling one, The word" may st em to Ihee, Thov are not fit lor mv child to hear If they cannot he told to me. If thou'lt ever keep thy young heart pure, And thy mother's heart from frnr, Brhig all that is said to thee by day At night to thy mother's ear." IN THE GLASS. The village of Shipton was ns quiet a village ns can bo. There are few houses in it; and the congregation that gath ered every Suhdoy at the parish church came cbiifly from fie furms that wcro scattered broadcast over the couulry. The vicar was tho.'Rov. Herbert Gard ner, nnd ho was the happy- father ol -ouiobalfn dozen children, the eldest of whom, Mattie, was n charming gill of twenty. There was little society in tho Village, nnd Matties chief ideas of the world ot largo were drawn from tbo oc casional visits she mido ton relative who' lived iu the neighboriug' country town. Still, though bhe was homely ntid unsophisticated, there wts none of that'iiffec.td simplicity you so often bee in girls. She, was a frank, fearless, ontspokep girl, fnlj of life nijd Bpjrils, and never so happy as when rumbling about the old vicarage garden, picking buskeSfnls of ro cs for scmosick boy or girl nud carry ing them with sunshine iuto seme dark ened borne. Aud In snch works of real love nnd charily the last few .years of her life had )jaen mainly spent. Her 'father called her bis" "'curate;" nud, as the living was n small one, sbo was the only curate' be' had. Mattie bad been free as yet from 'heart iisease.' though a neighboring Vqniro's son bad made several awkward attempts ntjoyemaking, and, though Mattie quite recWgtiiZv-d the compliment bo paid ber, she never for tt moimnt regarded bim iu iny other -light than as'ajlriend, and re mained hersslf porfeclly heart-whole. I'bi-j had happened when she wascigb- teon, and time bad gone on smoothly enough, an J nt twenty bha was still hap py iu ber uneventful lot. Hut tbo Emootb run of life's wheels was inttirupted at last, nud tho wheels were j jlted out of their usual tracks; for about this ti mo there came to tbo village n yoatig surgeon who was looking out for u good opening for practice, and had de termined tu settle down here. As a mat ter of course he aud Mattie often met iu the bouses of the poor, and, although not a word of love bnd passed between them, people btgau to associate Iheir names to gether, aud tu speak of what rui-jht bap. peu ns n certainty, One day when Mattie was ns usual, among her roses, a servant came lo say that Dr. lluberbton had in-ked for bor father, nnd as ho was from home, f r her, When she entered the room with her bas ket of roses on ber arm, the doctor might well be excused if be woudtrtd which were the fairer-lbe rose? iu the basket or the rose with the basket. If such thoughts passed through bis mind be ipiickly put them aside, for ho said: "I came to nsk Mr. Gtrdncr if be would step down to old Silas Jones's, who is viry ill with levr. They nro v,ry poor nud liny help you could give them would be uf more use than medicine." "Papa is from hame, she said, "and will not ro'.uru till to-morrow. Rut will take tbcm some beef-ten nud port, II yoll think that would be good for hiiu." "Nothing could be better," replied the doctor. "Rut you must not t;o them jinrelf, for feir of infection. I am go. i ig pa-t the bon-.H, nud will t..l.o them myself, if yon will give tbim to me.'' "Xo, Mtlie. thauU you, .lector." said Mils j "I aever shitk my duly in r, djleguto it to others, so I will take them m .k- If," "Any wry. It I me walk with you, Ifjou are goiug,uow, und we can talk ubout the case ns w go-" In n few minutes tbo beef-ten and tl e , wine were ready, aud Mtttiesaliied forlb with the d.otor, And tt.i . was the way they talked iibout the cube: "If a beautiful day, Uu'l u?" "Glorion !" nail Muftle. Whit has becoiuj of you in the eve nings Ititflj? I ued to see you frequent ly but now you are uevir tu be feen." "Miuuio has not been well lately, so I have stayed at home on ber aro.-mu'. It ia pleiuaut to know Ibat soma one misses me,'1 she said, laughing. "I urns you a great deal, Miss Mattie almost as muob, if not quite ns much as your own people do, This is Jones's cottage; so. m wist me take the things in." - "Uo, indeed; t shall go in mjstU,' said Matlie. "Nj, dcidedly ni," aald the A -ctor. itcau Usvtf tie your d ity to ru ti tnlo Uuv-.Utd fur dai.ei. 2 uut ole t so) theso people, to let me take the bus. kct in." From that any It began to dawn on Mat. Ho'h btnrt thnt hire wiis cno mun who linil mif si ci her when she w.m nbsent nutl who tried to keep her out of danger. And littlo hy Utile llilr llinught grew bigger nutl tovk root, until Iberu cuiue n oortof ccbn to it, which fniil, "I luiss him, too. I vhi bo bud not to risk bis life by Boir.fi lo eee ftvtr coses." Ami from tlntt dry there was less vnr dial frUudnhlp uud there whh nioro elij reserve In tier intctcourte with Ibo doc tor. And homulimts Dr. Itobrrlsnn did tint know what lo luuko of it, nu1 out selling ho enid: ' Wnnt have I doiio to Tex you, JIIss Mitltlt?' To'wbiclt Bhc replied, '-Vex me. Wl y uo'.bing, of courscl Whatever made yon think you ban?" JTy own stupidity, I Bupposi,"repllMl he. I bboulil be very sorry to vex you, Hiss Mill tie." "l'bcn dout tulk' about it, cUo you will," "Wbitt i lovely roo Ibnl M Would yon mind Riviuj; it to mo to hbow Ibal you nro uol yeXcd? ' kni J the doctor. 'There uro plenty on that busb,"Bbt- answered. "You can tako na many as yon like." "Uut won't you cive mo Ibat one? I oru goinc nwnj for n fortnight nud" it will be n keepsuke it jou will give it to tnc. Do, plrtiht-." It you renlly wnnt it you shall have it, ' she said, ns tho took it irom b r bo-iom uud gave it to biui." And he, ns be pinned it lu bis c--ut, Raid: "It will remind uio of a rose even luirtr tbnn.ilbill." 'F.ir sLnme, doctor," said Sliss Mat. tie. "I will not slop to bear .ueli gross flattery" nud nwny she ran towttrd the house. "Shake bands Dtbt," bo cried. "I ui going to-morrow, cntly. Oue mnv gel huinsbed up on tho journey, "so.I should ltko lo part Irimds. It U a long way to Mancbistt-r." She gnvo him ber band, saying: "Good bye, Dr. Koberlson; I wish ycu a pleas ant jMiruoy." lie bii-a been gone nbonl ti week wbon, ts Maltie was cotnw g d.iwu the strtet, if Btrett it could be culled, tho doctor's housekeeper was standing nt the door with n paper iub-rljnud. When Jlnt- tie dre near the old woman cried out: Laws n tnussy, Miss Mattie, but do'eo just read Ibis paper. My own eyes bin- nn so good us they oncest was," nnd the bid lady held out ti crumpled new spa cr. Aud'Multio rend: "On tbo 21th inst., at the parish cbnrcb, Manchester, James Itoberlson, M. D., only bon Of I'oter Robertson, M. It. C. S., and L. S. A of MtinCliestcr; to Sarah ELiz.ibetb, daugh ter of tlio l..teIsatto Jifftrsuu, ofl'ol ton." For n moment Mattie was speccbltss with mingled feelings. Then came the rifUolion tbttt this g.irrulous old wom.tn ruuht not see her p.iin, And, summoning up nil ber resolution, she rviidi "If yfln tvrite to bim wuVi liiin much happiness for'mo.'' Iu tile snlilude of ber chamber e.he looked iuto ber heart aud learnt d ber secret. This man, who wis another's busbnud, bad made himself deafer to her than ouyone on earth couUl be; nnd she hud been mistaken iu btippoitiug that he cured fur lur. Oh, shame, shame, to love where t-hc was not loved to give ber heart un asked! Still, sbo never told her lov,; the secret was her own and she could keep it inviolate nnd meet him nu bis return-without flinching. Aud.although she bad no power to put hi In out ot her heart, 'she could nnd would prevent ber mind from duelling npou bim. O je moiuiug'bbo h-jnr.l that tlio doctor haJ come borne. She was hlaudmg iimoug bi-r rose with n very s.ij heart, when she siw Mr. Robertson p.issiug up the rond wilb it lady, lie lifted bis but to ber aud sbo tried.to return bis saluta tion nx she would any other frltud, but somehow tho' warm blood came lo Lrr cheeks and it nzs but a stiff aud un. friendly litilo bow that she gnvo tin m, And u bile she Mond thinking of it nil, and wondering why sl.e should ho so un happy, she beard footsteps behii-tt bet on the gravel walk, a'ud turning, sv.r Di. Robertson aJvanciug ; e.igi rly to cri'tt ber. Again the crimson tide flooded her luce, making ber look voiy Innly in her confusion. Iltitsbu iu maged to summer out 8 miethiug about ' Glad to bee you," when the doctor broke iu with: "Not b. If so gtad ns I am to s- c yen. I liavo U'e.i to a wedding sit ce I left hi ptnu, nod tuj,iyed my holiday lm-in- nsely," "Vh, I kaow," she said; "I saw your ""u ""'B ims moruu.g. "Did yn, indeed?" bo raid, while n ' sin le it quiet toy-III up liM-lucv. "Aud wh.ru wire you lonkiug wbtuyou saw her. In the gltss?" ' ' ' tiheluiiVid nt b!ii quickly, thnu lur eyja drooped b.-furo the expressinu cf h a eyes, (nud ng.iiu the ttllhdu blush 0,'erHpr.ud ber face nud neck. 'Where did vim ,ee rny wife, M.tttiti' "No, that was my sisWr," l.c replied "In the uewspjptr," blie urged. "That was my ciuisiu," he cxpl-iioed. "Come herd.. Did jou look U the glass this mori iug? ' "Yes," whispered Maljie, "Then that's wvereyou saw my wift If jou saw her anywhere.' And, of course, Hat settled it; and you nil kuuw what happened ns well as I can tell you. "My molherV nwlul fickle," said little Edith to Mrs. Smith, who was making a call. "Wutn sho si you comiug up tho s'rtkt sLe suid, . "Tbtrr' that horrid , ... B.O..M. "'""'B,.,.l,,1h.V-l (I - h,UlI.M... j licit, aiju a miuuie uer s e w.4 (aul j(Ud to wia y-M " WASTED TO LEAVE, Adolphus woro his hieerhes tight) Of this he did not think When ho put on tlio roller skates To show off at the link. His first adventure was his last, llo'll put on skates no more t Ho tried In kick tho roof nil In, And sul down on the floor. When Dolphy dropied the girls all laugh was an awful foil And when they had thcirbncksnll turned IIa hacked up to the wall. Ho called n friend, look nirihe skates, And giving him the wink, fi dd, "Jim, lend me Hint lou.ai!cd cont, I want to leave the rink." CoHrhr-Journul. JOKES AUD SATIRE. It is nolii'ii.tbio tl.nt the difference bo twoen tbo jokes nnd fun of the pr.bent day and thoso nf our father' lime, is that now they nro band usually upon some whimsically abmrd, bnt perfectly good humored, view of nu ordinary subject; -Uiilo in old limes the repartee of witti cism bnd tbo shorp crnuk of n whip iu il, and cut deeply, without regard to Un feeling! of the victim. Amprican women of society of llio Rev- oIutlpnnrjcra, were noted for their bril liiucy and sharpness of retort; but there wm nlwn.is nccf8snryu butt for their wit, who w-Hm ly bo sure; did not j iin iu tho horosgo of their powers. Col. T.irli ton, for eximple. duncing on n waxed floor, fell headlmg'nHlte feet of ids hestess, it Southern belle. "Do not bo ohngrined, colonel," she said quickly, helping bim to rise. ' You nre not the first Rritou who has bitten tho dust before a Ymkeo robtl."' 'I hope smoklug Is not offensive to you, s.iid n German baron to an Anietl oiu lady, ligktiughis pipe on the deck of a steamer. x "I really'c.inuot.tcll," Vio said indif ferently. ";"No gcullomau has oversmok ed befortj me." A commander-in-chief eif tbo army in his later yean was lrss defcreutinl in bis manner than suited the idea of haughty Virginia belles. "And how do yon find yourself, Miss Otbell?' .be si(J orie evening, leaning famill.ttly on the back of her chair. "But poorly, general," sbo replied. ' 01d,age is creeping too close upon me." Xosv, to our modern taste there is mnro sharpness than good breeding iu Ibis kind uf retort,;- Nor is it 90 difficult to acquire a reputation ns a snyer of sharp things ns may be'Mipposed, provided a woman sets herself to look out for the bizuro, unexpected side of every subjiet, aud is reckless as to the amount of satire with which sho flavors ber jukes. It is the bitter fl.ivor iu a joke which will give it popularity. Youug gills who hnve'"n cerlnin kind of cleverness, nud little beauty, nre often tempted to indulge iu cutting sarcasm, to draw attention to the in selves in society. But, howevtr much their audiences iu balls aud.'parties may applaud or nppenr amused, they may' be nsstued that nil women avoid (becarenstio wit when tbev would seek a friend, nnd men also, when thoy choose a wotununs a wife, lu ne glected, solitary middle nge they ham how dearly bought wcro their short tri umphs. CURIOUS CALCULATIONS. This elaborate caletihitin'j is sometimes found Iu old f unily Bibles: Bihio Testiment Tola! Bonks 311 27 fill Chnpteis... OS!) 20 l.Ifi'J Verses 2S.2I4 7,UJ0 31.17.1 Word 5U2.-i:;0 LSI .'.'53 77S.(i'J2 Letters 2,72e,ll)0 UiS.SSl) 2,5Gfi,lS(l Ar-UCKYTIIA. Chapters 1S3 V.-is , fi.osi Words J2,lSj The middle chapter and least iu the Bible is Psalm civil, Tho middle verte is PaiIui cxvili, 8. T he middle time is 2 Ojionieles iv If, Tho word "nnd" occur iu the Old Testament 35 Cl:t times, nna iu (he New Testament 10X81 times. The word "Jehuiah" occurs C,8j5 times. jmbu:. Tlio tulddlo book is Proverbs. Too luidnU chapter is Job xiix, be tween tbe 17th nud IStli verses. TtSTAMlNT. The middln book is Tbosnlnui.iUH. The middlo chipler Is betweeu Ro mans xiii und xiv. Tho middle verso is Acts xvii, 17. Tbe last verxo of Ezra osutatns nil tbu letters of the alphabet. 2 Kings xix, and Isaiah xxxvi.nre alike. The above trok Ihree e.irs rastiug up. ON VIMMIH'S RIQUTS. The fo.loaiu j nre the opening senlen ces of tboaddiejsou this suhj'Ct by Mrs. Skinner. Mis3 President, feller women, mid nude Irash gecernllj- I am beretp.dav for the pnrposo of discussing woman's rights.re cussing ber wrongs aud cnssir.g th;. meu I believe tliesexogvcrocrrati'd perfect ly rqinl. with tbe woman a little ninr equil than the man. I nlso believe that the world to.d.ij would be huppUr if meu ucver xiste.l. As n success mm is a failure, and 1 thank my stars my mother was a won) m. Anphm.. I not only nmlnt in theso principle, but maintain usi.illleNS husband bebhles. They ssy iniu was created Hist. Well, suppose be was. Ain't trst experiim-nis nlwa.'sfailurt? Ill wasbettingl would bet S3 10 tbey nre. The only decent thing nbnnt him vns o rib, nnd that went to make sjoielliing belter. A-id tbey throw In our faces about tak ing nu npple. 1 1 bet five dollars Adam boosted her np the tree, nnd then only gave her the core. Ure.it applause And what did he do when he was luund oiu? True to his masculine iimllnrt. be sneaked hbind Eve's Grcolan Kent nnd redd, "'Tw isn't me, 'twas her," and wo man has since bad tu father everything n id mother it loo. hat w want ts tlio ballot; we are jmpj, halt suiuj u bca of ( -ra. iu-4tiou. nVEnr orscntrnox or rtAts axd Mxcr J" ob Printing at vi:n low rtticKa. " ONE D01LAR AUD SEVENTY-FIVE." Ohe of our ixchai-ges the Gnmllle (N. Y.l SENTlNtL-ireseiited n bill to the board of'snpprtls' ts for S183 76 and vn 'Unveil $1.75. The Srstixti. editor rlta font to liis lerlltigH In the following: " Whoever cheats the pnntef Out of a single rrnt, Will never renrh the heavenly Isnrl Where good Elijah went. To'lhe. hesrd of supervisors, tu their futiirn home so hot, Will huvo no printers' hills to cut. For there they enter uol. S-i tvrenk yonr vengeance whtto tou rati You'll sejrec make us feet sick ; You'll have Ihe pleasure by and bye Of chewing led hot brli-k. When we (n transient glory Look down in your warm hive", We'll scud the following message: "One iloll.nr and seventy-five." WHAT IS CASE, Printer A phica to bold type. Btpif sm At'ent Two drzi-n ol hcer, Ii twytr-Every suit lliat X hnve. . Doctor That pntmt of mine. I'r no'.er Eveiy sinner I m-p. Grifiilnarian The ril.tllon of mum. Merchant The place toehnw goodb. Librarian Some shelves for books. Architect The faco ol it house. Ulidertnker Tho placo for jiuf corpse. A'..d a lmrd enso is Ibo mm who Inlm a paper fivu or sit jours nnd then ordus il dUooiilinuid without njing for it. tins exhausts our kniiwledce ou case- nbigy, bt tl.o scii nee of eases. !'SKE WORE A WREATHtOF EOSEE.' Sho had Ihn jiiinplng'lootli pche The night when fust we met j Her fnro was itiiirked with nuitulsh, Her eyis with tears nerunet. I ("hi her TERnV DaVh's Pain Kii.i.kii was the thing To cure Ilia jumping tooth ache, And take away its sling. Next evening when 1 saw her, I nsked her. "Did voit get Thot-h..llle ol Pais Ktu.i:it?" Said she: "All right you bet I" CURE FOR DIPHTHERIA. A correspondent cf the Pulln. Record sends lo that paper llio following receipt for diphtheria from nu English doctor whs uevcr lost a case wbeu giving this tieuttueut: ' One. tensfinnnrnlnf milulinrin n wlnp. ql.iR-.ful of wnlr-r. Stir with a s(ii k. not with metul. Use us a nrgle. miiiio to pa's down tbo throat. When Lot possi ble to nso as a gargle blow a llltl-j powd ered sulphur thnintili a quill into the throat. This will give itisiant relief." It is now known that diphtheria is caused by nuiinaleulm just below tLe roots of tho tougtie, and powdered sul phnr is the most powerffl ngent (uud least harmless) kuovu. My own chil dreu huvo had tho diphtheria one of them soverely growing worse under the care of n good physician. I suspended his medicines nud applied powdered snl phur e u n fUt stick (a fuir pinch, the child proj.ctiug its tongue), just arr-ws the lower part of the tiiugue. This give immediate relief, nnd nfter two or throe applications tho child rocoverul, Iu u large town iu Western New Y rk there was nn epidemic of diphtheria, and every enso was fatal up lo tlio time this remedy was made known to tbe people there, wbeu only one child died of all those who bad used it. I bnvo men tioned it to others with like r suits. This remedy should be made known iu districls where diphtheria prevail. mi "BUCKUFAIBA." Quick, complete cure, nil niinoylng Kid ney, Madder awl brnlnury Diseases. SI. Druggists. A dancer's road to rulu is a tow patb. A heavy mash "Trulh crushed to death." ittising food firm thn plate to the mouth is Ihu bestl.ei.llh lift, Don't dospiM a Ihlng because It's little. A qn trt jug will bold mora than most men. S. Willon, Wrishlsvllle, P.., siysi "I consider llrown's Iron Hitters superior to toy medicine I ever used." The totilhUss nun euiKbt tn be a sweet talker, for nil bis unrda must of uecssslty be gum drops. Why paiiiiot two slend. r prreors ever h.-coiuc gr.nt fruiula? ilei-Hiise they willnl .va s bo slight ueqilaiutituct s. Skeletons are now s'dd nt the rnUen bnsly low price of 523- At that rule utiiinst every faiuily tun have oue in the closet. "i:i(-Diamond Dye will odor anv tldrij auv cl-r. Hud never fiiil. The easust utol erst way to eeiinninizj. 10 cents, at all druggists. The zodiac it sign for the opening of winter is a gont. Tho gnat is a bard bilker, and hard butter is aim st ul ms a bign that the u-athtr is cold. The Inv'le Is mi slow that be has tq hike his l.oui-o vrith hint when he ernrs, out for a walk. O'hrrwii-e be ruUbt not, bo iibla In r- ach br ine bi bediitn-. An old bachelor soys: "It is nil non. sente t-i pretend that lnvi js I linil I never knew rt mull In h ve that did )i--t bee ten times us mujh in bis bWitlhctit ns I could." A Tccthstmj'e Worsd, This from the Jwmou ( H'm) A-s-m' rotiveys its own nn-rnl i Hold r ' V are, r-i.-iii: int of ilie fuc 1 1 1, t so Hi lling toulU lH si is It t fitred by IU- a p i-..i..u ..f St. Jiusibs Oil. The young feli.iw g,. mail mer his rajilng liiolli in tin, ImII r--.-iii.BiMi rul..sl slrali-htway lo .IniEStor wheiu ha applied the gil ol-l German IIoiohIv iu ten minutes the lootUel,,-Kne, Mis Ray, the first wi-mMi that went, to lVndville, dng in the mines, scnursd tho philus ns si-nut, took in washing nii-j now has a f.-rlnne of SI.000.OCO. II r hnsoand undoubtedly regards Ler as a "bright ray." Woman' love "Do ynu belUve thai n woman iiowhiUvm wool. I ili f,,P iii oljeet uf l-er l -v?' nsked a beehelor , fnend, ! doti'l kn whether he'd die or tin'," fh iwered Ihn lt-uedirl. "Imt. I've kuowii her ta co wiU wbsu tb I Iriminiu uiOu't suit bn,"
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