. 'Kvcry farmer should nt leltsl hnvo one
' unty paper, and tlint paper should ba tho
AdvuOath, which contains nil tlio latest io
vcal news. Only $1 00 a year.
r ,. t. .... r t . r .- t.--
una lawyer in li.'S aiumes, lowa, uas
secured lit!) divore s timing Ilia pastycor.
A woman In Charleston, S. 0., can
show ft $1,000 let offals tutli when tiio
- gets angry,
f "My wife," remnrUd Fitstbooillo, "Is
fairly nrizyovct tho Wnller fashions. She's
pit the delirium trimming."
BKINHY U3H.
"Wells' Health Ui-newer" restores health
tail vigor, cures Dyspepsia, ImiU;ncc,8cx
ual liability. M.
Brlijandl have carried olT the Jluy. r
anil Aldermen nf u Mfxv.ui city. I it sotm
Amoriean cities the people wonlil feel like
pensioning the bandlta who would accum
pi lull eueh a Teat.
It Iia3 :eoiied to U3 (but a true lef-jmi
In tlio civil cf rvto of the uvf rument i to
he sftnpht for, first of nil, In tho displurc
inent of every eniplnjeol tbe government
Wlimo services are not rci'iircd.
'fumi "I wmiilcr tf beasts think?"
Charley (learnedly)! "1 hey ' can't think
without tho power of nieeehl" Tunis ' Oh.
can't tliey( th"iiglil I think without the
jviwer of speech when I'm l to hold my
tjmifiio ut dinncrl','
"SOOTH Oil HATS."
Cl -ari out rat, mice, roaches, flies, nut'
bed-bui;", skunks, chipmunk, gojihur. He
Druggists.
A living couple In Iowa were, tnys the
lo'nl chronicler, ee.iirvtcd by A ixM cloud
nf frozen realism." It is evident it was net
tlo hali qucstino that dnltirb"d tli' m.
However colli or fr zen h sh may be, it has
never been described as n realism.
India h s 211,000 schools, civer f 0 col
leges, and nearly- 3,000,000 scholars, A
,larjo part of the education .jlvcn by them Is
puroly secular; but tho cstablishim-nt el
nearly nil tlio schools is duo direi My or in
directly to tho labots of the missionaries
there.
TJ-Pre re), cloak", coat-, stockim;" on
nl H'lrui.'liM can bo c lo "d toioc-'ull.
W th the P n ivmd lives. lWiioiiable i-ii-irs.
Only 1J r.
JeTemon J.iclis -n.of fmng Inland, inn"
ried'a 'woman who h.i-1 tiro oldhlivn, nr
tool: ono to livo will) her. J ictiMin want
to pet rid ol the hitler, ntoi hail lite child ir
r sled f 'Hi-; n-8 on the pnmie" T'.i
matter 1 ne Into Court. .K.-k-on eonfpml
cd that a man ij not nUged to snpj ort st
children, and tne Couit i 0 Jul in I. vor cf
tlic defendant.
CHAS. M. SWEENY & SON
Arc offering oxhaordinary inducements to nil Buyers of
Choice Groceries and Proyisions,
DRESS AND DRY GOODS,
NOTIONS, OIL CIJDTIIS,
Qucenswaro, Wood and Willlow Ware, Sec,
(ST BUEWG THE HOLIDAYS !
Remember tho Place,
Old Post-Office Building, Bank St., Lehighton.
n. HysF3 H.qKfaatr n ra BOA!J-PA"v;tarinirrMr.ni.a
Condition I'oMUPijt.
la
valuable. Notni
tO 1 pi 111 lOOd,
Hiiim on prtrtli Ullnul.e lie tin my like Shoriitan
Ko)d e crywtn.ro, ur snt by uull W6iut(ei'-sl
Chemist, nnw
most oi tna
tnimniitrl v
t)n.c. 1 tniKtiftntinil
stamps. 1. tf. Jim.tK)s & Co., Iiusiox, Mas
FARMERS' COLUMN.
nasi
IT
m'fit 31 fill
I Cures all tliaoaocs of ths Stomach, Liver, Bow
els, Kidneys, Skin and Elocd. Millions testi
fy to it3 elficaoy in healing tho afoovo named
A diseases, and pronounco it to ba tho.
liiilll. J't ny.Mi'uUi lUNUHw n main.
Guaranteed to Cure Dyspepsia.
iggT A O E N T S W A N T E llJJ
Laboratory 77 West 3d St., New York City, Druggists sell it.
J.YJCr.NS, UAcriits Co.. Pa.
Iin. Ci.auk .Tonpov.;
Mv lio.lv was llterntlv rovrrpit with Teller, tor wTiteh I eouM prt no relief until I took
your 1KUIA.N HLOOD SYltUP, nlilch has cITcetunlly cured me. I recommend It liluhly.
i:nouu nr.KOEn.
Farniera ami uliuid iln-irini; n gen
teel, lucrative ajeney husiio:rhy which '
to20 n dny c-iu be camel, send ud Ite.ia lit
once, on postal, to II'. C. Wii.kinj"N & Co.,
105 and 109 Ful on auret, New York.
E,AOIME5 WIS.,
WE MAKE EVEItY YAItlETY OP
r-l ! n cotninoti fallacy oniony the een
eral pull e that, it mint ho n very dillieo!
matter to find news to fill each day's pnpi'i.
Bo far r 'n th.a h'np tho case, tlip ingenu
ity of editors und sub edilors is conlinually
on tlio Etreteh to find rosea for even n f
lection of v'm limit impoit.nit new at tlieii
dispoeal. Ill tlio oilier of a leuing dnih
newspaper tln-re isoden nnre matter thrnwi.
into the waste-basket, or struc!: out i
inanujvripta, than would sulliee to fill tin
jiapcr.
o
On thirty Days Trial.
The Voltaic Hki.t On., Marslmll, Mich..
will s:nil Dr. Dyn's IVicbintod Kleelro Vol
iqo limits und Il'ectllo Appliiincej on trial
lor ihirTy dnvs to men (vouti : or old) who
Hr? iiillirlfii wllh m-rvou dt'bitilv. lost yi
tlmly nnd loiidnd tiouldes, Hiiar.iiituin
ppeHy and foiordetp restoration ofloalth
and iinnly vipor. N. II. So rik ii incur
led, ua tblity days' trial u ullowul. j.ly
Robert Monif, the negro lawyer, w! o
lntely died in IV'! Inn, lefi property worn
$.100,001). There w somethins singular
abonl hij piotitiihlc'cticntio. Ilo went t
tho bar when prejudiiM oaimt I114 eol-.i
was very stronu, nnd ret 1 1 i s elieula wei
ora long timo aluiont entirely ntnoni: Ut
Irish jeoplo, who hid punt fuit'i in hih
legal mH-rj. Oil the other huiiil, the hp.
grocs of the city were rather ehy ol liini,uiiil
ho never gained much pnetico fiom tlum
In ptewnlins to tho public a mole o
re tinent fertile cure nfanvoi llni5e ter
rible disease that allliet mankind, it !h bui
jittt and propr that tho priuciphs upon
wlileh it is I'onilwl rIioijI,! bo wt forth In ai
clear a light as pojsible. Tlio time for .so
erecy in eueh mailers Is past, and any plan
ol treatment or leniedy, that will net bear
the ihwst seiullny of seieiitlfii! iuvetli;a
tion must be regarded with (uipicioii. It is
uircly in tho history of medicine that nil
the iHilieitiions of dise.ise oavo been uirt by
a s ii e renie lyor eo:n bur.it ion of leiueii !cs
Hut rier n continued and nccurato olisor
Vat an ofjill the phenomena Attending the
courw nf on almost couutlesj number ot
rasei if U iluio, and e;:Uinliiii!overu long
ferm of r -ars, a prejMi'ation Iijb been grad-
n' v li ''"-"te 1, ivh.eb, in a most ini-prislni;
Mil ii iciory mtntn r uiijels tlm exi.ct
r fi'i- v ..eni3 lor the - rio.imnil liellff ami
C I ' t It ipturo, even in its moi.t nbaliuitte
toi ni'. I . ii tlie li'Menl ol Ihosu ofour ivmi
er who have nut bid the opportunity jS
lwtini; I no ni'TU. ol J.t.vlfior Jklplum
Treati;il for tlie'iimHo, we a!( ttiot you
fanJ to f. M. Mrtrrlei', Ojt lonsbur. N. Y.f
tor ins i i .u uwi on itui ture.
"mil l neiiii! 'the man who tn w.
mm H Loll r liow to rutin t.ewpper tbi.n
i n i pronrio'or lie is ofary n here, hut
r ini neiv sane is eonalauily ap;n'arins
I l hi in that tliinkotli tho tusk m nav go
lid try it hiiniietf; 01 be who thinks the
t in '-ir.l of a country pjor not lng!i
rnoii'li, Make tiio d s nal pri it sh ip a do.
ration of a couplo of Ibn'i.audi, nnd we'll
warunt thit pnjhir to iniprovcl This tame
ritizen who is oainipr. sent, usually ciu
trjbilles nuthliin, or yry little, lo .iy t' o
leaf t, la iho wsy of ripp,nl, but oonstjntly
finds fault because the editor ilujsu'l do
more.
Farm, Freight and Spring Wagons,
And by conflnln? onrselves btrictly to one class ot work; by employing nono tint the !E3ost
of WORKIHI5N, ttslnjr nothing but l'lItST-CLASS IMPKOVhl) MACIIINEIIY nnd the VKKY
BEST ot SELKOTED TlMBIiU, and by a TUOUOUQ1I KNOWLEDGE ol ths business, we have
Justly carnea ino rcpncation oi rnaKing
Manufacturers havo abolished tlio warranty, but Azcnta may. on their own responsibility, glyo
tlic lonowinj warranty wun cacn wagon, ii so ngrccu:
TV itfimhv iVnrmnt iho FISTT nuns. WAfiilK 'n to hn well made In every nartlc
uiar ami oi gooct material, ana mat ino etrengin oi ino same is oiiiucieut tor an worn wuu iir
usage, snouiu any nreanago occur witnin ono year irom mis uato oy reason oi ticicciivo noovnui
or workmanshln. rcnalra for the same will bo furnished at nlaco of sale, free of cbarze. or tho
price of said repairs, as per agent's price list, will lie paid lu cash by tho purchaser producing a
eauinlo of the broken or dcfectlvo parts an evidence
Knowing w. can ;ult you, wo solicit patronago from every section of tho United States. Send
for Prices and Terms, and for a copy of THE ltAUNH AGRICULTURIST, to
MS 11 ULIOS. Sc CO., Kncluc, Wl.
J'uimfncnueecf and neater in
stoves, mm and heaters,
fin and MM Ware ai'i General
JSCuS.
WHO IB UNACQUAINTCO WITH THt OCOORAPHV OF THIS COUN
TRVWltLSEC BV EXAMINING THIS MAP THAT THE
itons1:?;.; ami i-i'nii'rixi dor.- ni
sho-t notice ami at Lowest Caili Prices.
r
-The most olutinato c ises of Calariff.iixl
Uaj Fever am cured by tlm use ol Klv's
f'reahi Jtilm tho only agioeablo leiuoilr.
Trie 50 cU.
Apply luto nostills with little finger.
Tmiu ilu Down. Militiiy Initruclor,
Mt. I'Jei-jui Am l ny, SinVii,., . i,
II mng l'i. very iuld woalber I was ultwr
1 ig wi h C.ileirli. My hei.,1 nnd Ibroul
relied s i verly that I wai nblljo I In c.lve
vpvert'i'iij and keep niiiet, Klv's Cie.ni
Id! n w is fo-jesipil. .W It Mil mi (wtnr from
t io Q -t ti.ip.ioiiion I tell illve.,lhp mm
Ip5 n I i sii'mIp. in (wo d ys wus eulire
Jveurel. W. A, D .was. Fli. 13, ISRI.
My n. . niim jeers, wi nftliHnl
w n I'd n nil, Hie iiKo! Ulr's Cream llilm
rTrl d inupletrtpuie. W. K llaiuman,
J' ujj -I, Kii'lini, i'u,
r-The (Kietieal au i the prae I, al -fentl.
in n.t I dinr: "Kul a lrl.l liUke of one
1 1 then, i ring sonsten t heo reu's gUI I
vml.l hi (,ac rat u liymid" liaeticat
f lend: Y a., never touch small blrdl
they all fod on worms "
I verrl.lnrt -if SIOVI! d'HTIH and TlttJ.
Iir.lt ilHkipic.iaititullruu in ml.
STOim on SOUTH Street,
fiw il.ijrs ebovo llank Et., I.KUinmo..
I Bfon 'en iajitit:-u,tuiw nn g tai.-Mei it.
Out. Ml A. IJ. M0S6l.lt.
I F. HALBACH,
MusiO BealeU
ASP
Instructor hi Music
LT3KIO-IITON, Pcnna.
A full Hue of nil kinds of
MUSICAL IlTRUMEHTi
tSUeeS Music,
MUSIC BOOKS, &c,
CBICAGOJiOCKISLaND&PACIFICR'
Tiy tho oentrnl position of Ha line, connects tho
Haat and tlio west by tho ehortcst routo, and car
rion passengers, without chance or can. between
Chicago ana Kansas City, Council 13lufls, Leaven
vrorth. Atchison, Minneapolis and Bt. 1'aul. It
panrG(ti in Unlnn 1VrmtB urith nil lha nnnnltul
Imea ot road between tho Atlantic and tho Pacifto
Oceans. Us equipment Is unrivaled and magnitt
cent, being composed ol Moat Comfortable and
Keautirul l)ay Coaches, Maffniflcent Ilorton Ue
clininc Chair Cars, Iullman'a Trottlest Falace
Slceplncj Cars, and tho Jicat Lino or Dining Cars
In tha World. Three Trains between Chicaeo and
iliBBouri lllver Points. Two Trains between Chi
Qi39 and Minucapolis and St. Paul, via tho famous
"ALBERT LEA 30UTE."
A New and Direct Lice, via Seneca and Kanka
kee, Mas recently been opened between Jllchmond.
liorfolK, Newport News, Chettanooea, Atlanta, Au-
fiuta, Nashville, Louisville, LciiiiKioa.Cinolnuatl,
ndlannpolifiaud Latayette, and Omaua, Jllnneop
oils and tit. Paul aud lutermcdltto points.
All Through Passengeru Travel ou fast Express
Trains.
Tickets for sale at all principal Ticket Offices in
tha United States and Canada.
Bacgage checked through and rates of fare al,
ways oa low as competltorj that olfcr less advan
tages. for detailed lnformatlon.cct the Maps and Fold
ers of tho
GREAT ROCK ISLAND ROUTE,
At your noarest Ticket Office, or address
H. . CABLE, E. ST. JOHN,
Vloo-l'rcs. Oea'l H'g 'r, (ca'inu&rut.Jl$U
CHICAGO.
American Agriculturist for February,)
Farm Work for February.
SitKna of all kinds should be procured
now, that they may bo on hand as soon as
spring opens. Dealers are overruu with
orders Just at sowing tjme, and lliey do not
then givo the quickest and most careful at
tention. It is nf the greatest importance
that only tho best seed of tho choicest
sorts nro used. Canvass tbe whole subject
of seeds with much care, and it will be timo
well spent. There is no economy in sowing
cheap seeds, nndwhen Ihero are weed seeds
present it Is n great mistake and a sourco of
iMirh I'lllll'O trouble.
Manurk. Tho making nnd saving of
manure are among the most important la
bors on the farm in winter. Thevaliiool
this product depends upon the character of
tha food given to the animals; the kind, age
nnd caro of tho stock, and the attention
that It receives alter it is dropped. Manure
frooi the stables may bo put in fquare,eom
pact piles, which will letain suflicient heat
to keep nut the frost nnd rut rapidly. Dy
lidding tho fresh manure to tho top, nnd
forking in the sides, the whole heap will bo
in fine condition for use In the spring, end
will givo quick returns on any field ciop.
Tho wont arrangement is lo have tho dlop-
pings scattered overa large open yard, to be
frozen and trampled into the mud.
Farm Animals should bo kept neat and
clean. Examine young cattlo for licejthcse
pests may be found; along tho back and
neck of the nnlinal. nub the Infested tails
with kerosene oil, diluted with unequal
quantity nf sweet oil or lard.
Horses that lire idle may '.be kept In
yord with an open shed for shelter, ond If
fid with a lew ears of corn for their grain,
will keep In good condition. "Work borses
t:o'd good stables olid an abundunco of
nbolcsomo food. Use tho currycomb and
brush dally, thus keeping tho surfaco of the
skin in a vigorous and healthful condition
A sharp currycomb is in bo uvoided, as It
irritates the animal. The keen points may
bo filed d wn.
Tins thrivo in dry, warm, and well ven-
idnled prns. A largo portion of tho swine
troubles come Irom too much dampness und
filth. Thobrool sows need special atten
tion, nnd should bo provided with a large,
warm room, with line litter. Givo them a
mixed diet
I'oui.tiiy. To do well in wintor, fowls
need sunny place wheio lliey may have suf
licient exercise. Brood hens need n warm
and quiet place to bring forth their early
ehi ks. These will bo ready for the curly
market, und bring good prices.
At Wiaiernraia's BOfTOM Price Store !
A full line of Fall and Winter Goods at LOWER
PRICES THAN EVER. I liaye just added a nice line
of Men's, Youths' and Boys'
to my stock, and at xrices that are away
1ST Ti-SES UT!
Vg havo stores In (5 leading Cltlos,
from which our agent, obtain their niri lies quickly,
our l?'nctnrie. aiut i'rliieiiml (fillet's ore t
llrie, heuJ lor our ficw Cululujjuo aud
tcriui to iw.ow Addrew
M, PJ. LOVELL s,lcTwoar?.ngr
V..-",-.t-''' 'V. ' ' -' !'
I 11 J J
771 x n?v-'s (
U ennslanlly kept on ban I nl tbe Ware
Room, near tho Ij. 1- S. l)p i'.
Sole Agent in the I.hlgh Valley for
Boliuino,1 Pianos !
Call and tm theni) tliey have no iurir
Aim, Agent fur
Wobsr, Docker, Connor anil
J. P. Kal8 Plqnos,
1t.iLiM, A'lb
tjr tiift'-uf-irUsl ii
r li u t. ui rt-iri4i tat
let r ii"'.; mm uv-Bflct.fr
tJ (UUtf lt.lj,l Hg
' in' "iwl .4
to- i' 1 n -
iirt- ! li U; hi. A
ll 1 '
Aua various Mate of ORCIA'NS
We wll wnd tin C'arkox AnvooiTnto."4 . r, ,.
lh r w. h tbe 7V.'..V,w TTi-y Atr" I"1"'"'" r'v'n Topil's rcidem-e oi
r one yesr for l.'.OO I Piano, Organ, V..U1 mi.l Tbei iy. .:
Jur onr
Why? Because I bought them low and for cash
on1 Tvr-sll --li rii t vtt- if1v 11 .1 i 1 i
cw-iva. u iu ouit miciix JjU . Xjllll ilUU UXttllllue StOCJC DG
fore you purchasing- elsewhere. NTo trouble to show
vjtuuus ciuu g-ivu x-rices. VV. WIIN I hlilVIU I L.
A Bisertath Oa Man.
W A W II
(Farm Laadi la tho ''How Oolorndo.'
The pioneering element in the West is
agress vo in tho exlreino. In Augu3t, 1881,
tlio Ute Indians weio in possession of oyer
18,00a; square inilej of territory lying in
Western Unionise, reaching fiooi the nun
ng rojion of San Juan 'to Utah. In Sei
tcuiber of tlio same year the footprints nf
civilization followed fH?t upon tho retire
ment of tho red men to other reservations
further West.
Tlio best watered portions ol Colorado are
in this new farming country, fund in the
.illc)s of tho Gunnison, tlio Grand, the
Udmes aud their numerous tribiitiuies.
Ono million ceres of good funning land
a vml oit!cincut when canals for irilfpitiou
h vo lieu constructed. Land in Colurado
is oflittlu valuo to tlio farmer unlcsf water
is assure. I; a quarter section (lflll acres) b'
uoiiics worth nl least $10 ier tierc when an
irrigating canal lias been built. Water has
a eoiiimcrciul vn4uoof$15 per acre, when
in the shape of a Water Iligbt, which is a
perpetual claim upon u canal for a certain
amount of water eaeli year. When Hater
is rented by corpoiatious to consumers it
has a yeaily average vulua of$l per ineh,
running continuously through the growing
season, which amount U capable of irrigat
.iig oneucro of grain land.
In New Colorado, there is a territoty
wica as large us the Stale or Massachusetts,
abouniiin in the precious metals und aim
having deKisit3 of iron and cuil of unknown
extent aud of yaryiuggrades; there are also
within its limits vast areas of dense forests
of yellow and wbito pine and cedar. Tho
water supply is far beyond what can he
utilized lor irrigation, and in this respect
ih I region is superior to the eastern slope
f tiiu ltorky Mountain range.
Only one-third of what is consumed in
Colorado is pioduocd there; hence high
prices pievall tndu ready market is always
at haiiil. Last )enr two million bushels of
wheal, on,, und a half million bushels nf
oatc, six hundred thousand bushels ol corn,
seven bund nil thousand bushels of potatoes,
three million pounds of butter, one million
pounds of cheese, and other household
eoiumoditlea in liko proportion (in all over
$12,000,000 worth ol food) weioehipped in-
o tho Stato. Only a rich ttlate can stand
s tub drain upon ils iesouiic9. Its yearly
production of twenty-three million, of bul
lion tells ho v it is being dono. Thegreut
Coiiinioiineulth in the heart of the Iloeky
Mountains is looking forward to a future, in
which manufacturing, as well as mining,
will in ike her nu iinortant factor in tho
n lustriiil wealth of the country. When
to tliis is added llioullruiilions of a fculicr-
ly hea'lliy clluute.n vurylrg altltudo of
Irom S.500 to 8.0U0 IV et, the diverre I re
dacts of the soil, unl Iho iievcreh.ying
mountain rcenery, n bote luagnltiienre m t
even Switiorh.ini call t urpisi, we uic pre
wuto 1 with a Variety of attmctmna hard to
li-a pulled by other portions of tlio Great
West.
linrlng ho put fiflceii yers, the plains
legliu ofKutleru Colorado lias been changed
from barren prairie lauds into prosrnus
binning communities. No largo areas re
main, cabbie of being brought into culti.
vatioii by irrigation now being so extens
ively practised. Tublm attention is boing
rapidly drawn lothispoclin.f our.n.iuutrv,
whirl', though two thousand miles Irom the
Atlantic seuboaid, and half this dhlanee
from the warm waters of the IVrific. still
haidirtct communicitlon with each by a
railway system that brings it un the high,
way of travel urioss the Continent.
OPJENTAL JOURNAL ! !
l'ublislied by J.um A- MnnsE, Ohirngn,
III. per )eur. IMiled by Stki'iiks i).
Tkht. ilevoted to Classical, Orienliil Eu
ropean nnd American Arebrc.ilogy. Il
lustrated. This Jonrnal elves informahon on discover
iesiiud explorations in all l.iiols.and iser
VHiiiidilo to Ihoo who are following Aiiti i
quarihii subjects as u-oll as to the common t
euder. a)r8-tf j
i
IS A SURE CURE
I for all diseases of the Kidneys and I
!
'LIVER'
i i uiw n'si uiu t-uu kuia tuus b iui JJ(Ji UJi t
! 9 oran, enabling It to throw off torpidity and
of tho jji:q, and ty tecpiaj the bowels la freo '
aro L.iiua, uyujcpuo, o? comupaiea, iuu-
ono should tato a tUoroxU course of 'it. Ol)-
SCLD CY DRUGGISTS. Prlco 81.
By the Combined Treatment of
EXCELSIOR
RUPTURE PLASTER
AND
HEALING COMPOUND !
Fosllive evidence of Wonderful Cures sent on receipt. of 2e. stamp.
July IS yl
Address,
F. II. MEISIUCK, Ogdensburg, N. Y.
are lUw EBABY for FIE
WINTER OE-C0TE,
T. L. Miller Co.,
Hausins iho Iaror.itts or
HEREFORD CATTLE
COTSWOLD SHEEP
BERKSiHRE SWINE.
Bescheu, Will Co., Iinifois.
"I guess theiu is ni) neeil nf my iinming
tho value uf litis parcel," mid a shsrp
countryman to the clerk of the express or.
11 'ej "if it is lost you have enough provisos
on the back of this leoelpt to hinder a doien
law)ers from recovering anything from the
oomjiaiiy.11
J. G. Mitmtek, IWdfvrd, Ta., says:
"Ilrown's Iron Hitters relieved me of s seri
ous att.rk of heartburn."
Subseri ,e for tbe AnvoCATi, only fl
ft snuum.
Persons wishing to buy Woolen and Cotton Goods Cheap
for Cash this Fail, will do. well by visiting our place of business;
our store is filled with a large stock of Silks, plain and bro
cade Satins, Plushes, Cashmeres, plain and brocade
Yclvets, Henrietta and Ladies' Cloth ; a full line of Cheap
i Ladles' and Children's COATS & DOLMANS a specialty; Skirts,
Table Linens, Sheetings, Pillow Casings, Tickings, Flannels,
Muslins, a ful! line of Blankets, Bed Quilts, Table and
Floor Oil Cloths, and in short everything usually to be found
in a Eirst-class Dry Goods Store. In
our stock is one of the largest in the county, comprising Men's,
Youth's, Boy's and Children's SUITS, OVERCOATS for all-large
and small, Skating Coats, Cardigan Jackets, HATS, CAPS, Hosiery,
Collars, Cuffs, a full line of Neckwear, &c. Our celebrated WHITE
SHIRT has no equal at 85 cents. anai
JOSEPH JOSAS,
April 29, 1882 ED. W. FEIST, Manager.
Man was made in dry
wcother.
Mini was made of dust.
Quite a number have never
recovered from their creation,
they are still dry.
It is a man's nature to be
discontented. Adam had a
monopoly, but ho could not
bo happy without some one to
crow over.
For a while he knocked
around over the garden of
Eden, and then went to the
house, but he had to cook his
own supper, no stove wood
chopped, and things were in
a bad state generally.
The next morning it was
the same way. He had to
make his own bed and sweep
out. His socks were dirty,
arm would run through a hole
in his sleeve. So he was dis
satisfied.
Tho next night when he
went to sleep the Creator
punished him by making one
of his ribs into a woman a
great misfortune to the race.
It has been six thousand
years since that rib was lost,
and yet man continues feeling
for it.
This is x very feeling sub
ject. Pursuit in this case is said
to be sweeter than possession.
After Eve got acquainted
with herniate, she vowed that
all the men in the world were
not worth Adam.
Goliath was a man.
He was a bigger man than
old Grant, but lie could not
stand so many slings.
A fop is a male who is
ashamed of his sex, and at
tempts to conceal the fact that
he is a man.
Concci'iment in such cases
is attended with but little
trouble. It is only necessii y
lo part his hair in the miu
dle. The family man rcst-mblcs
an oyster on the half-shell.
The shell is known at
home, the solt side abroad.
Home men carry this re
semblance in their faces. A
great many men have coun
tenances like oysters.
Job is said to have been a
very patient man. He had
boils all over him.
Many a man now boils all
o er himself when the preach
er readies thiitee.il hly on a
hot summer day, and never
tli nk of the grandeur of Job's
example.
It is natural for a man too
disregard good examples.
RIB TICKLE its.
A slip of the pen lets the
pig out.
Told to tho mariners The
ship's bell.
Tho landlady's epitaph
Peace to her hashes.
A cornet is nothing more
nor less than a waste-basket.
A humbug often creates a
big buzz in business circles.
One of the few immortal
names that was not born to
dye Bald head.
More especially is the the
atrical manager known by the
company ho keeps.
Two heads are better than
one on a copper at toss-penny
when it is your toss.
A modern philosopher
thinks that early rising is well
enough as far as bread is con
cerncid. "Like master, liko man,"
may be all "very well; but snp
poss you don't happen to lil o
either what then.
Nothing like being well up
in arithmatic. A college girl
has gone into half-mourning.
It was for a half-brother.
A physician says an obsti
nate sick headache can be
cured bv wearing a pair of
spectacles. "We can't see
through the remedy.
"Washington has "comet
parties." "A good idea, by
Jupiter !" says young Spink
"for the boys can now planet
to got tho girls away from
their Mars."
A Philadelphia girl refused
to marry a young man until
sho accidentally discovered
that his hair and mustache
were dyed. Then she blush
ingly consented. She knew
she could throw that up to
him if he ever found out she
had a glass eye.
lie loving and you will nev
er want Tor love ; be humble
and you will never wnnt for
guiding.