MISCELLANEOUS. "In addition In lit value 01 an ntllote ol food, the egg has a variety of other uses.' The "star" actor III a otic-iorso trnrctinj troupo is well awnre of this fai t, and deeply regrets that It is en. We niust learn lo submit wllb grace to the follies which depend upon character. There are two things to which we nev er grow accustomed tho ravages of time and the lnustico of our A-llowmen. If yuti wish to appear agt;reenblo In so cloty you must consent to ho taught many things which you know a'lrcady. A narrow minded man can never pos sess real and true generosity j he can never go beyond mere bcnevolcuco, Always look on the right side; a mighty ugly hired girl rau rlug the bell for a mighty good dinner., Who tays It Is unhealthy to sleep In feathers? Lonknt the spriti, c I Iter, aid tee how tough lie is. SKINNY MEN. "Wells' Health Urnewer" restores health and vieor, cures Dyspepsia, Iuipoteiico,Bex ual Debility. $1. It Isn't that a mini means to lie about makes, but when one two feet long comes at him It looks as big as a fire engino hose. "It is hardly fair in you tn steal my thunder," as the cloud remarked to tho lightening rod. "Oh, I shall draw it mild," the roil replied. - "I ciin't smoke this cigar much longer," said Clionder, lis lie worried with a stump. "No," taid ono present, "and you can't smoke it lunch shorter." He had lost his knife, and they asked Vm tho usual qurftion, "Do you km-w where you lost it?" "Yes, yes," ho replied of cuirse I do. I'm niimly hunting in tl.ise other places to kill time." "Madame," he said sorrowfully, "I shall never be young aqnln." "No"' the replied, regarding him witli a cynical ex pression, "when nalum makes a mistake, she never repeats the experiment with tho same material." "ROUGH ON EATS." Clean out rntt, mice, roaches, flies, anls bed-bill!'), skunks,chipmunks, gophers. 15c Druggists. The nrinlnnl soar head Tho ballonist. .i.i - !... . ,...,..uu..n-u .u. ..re u. eurrage. -A bunion is spoken of as a nobby thing in low cut siloes. In summer the professional swimmer is up to hit" ryes hi business. llicposier plays a truly neutral part . . . . . . . during the campaign, it is always on (lie fence. The poet who sweetly referred to the "sighing of the winds" should go out Wctt mid experience a sighcione. A judge recently declared that a man's residence is where ho gets his washing done. This is rough on the average bache lor. "A s'njular marriage" is tho heading to n paragraph in otic of thoihnlics. Though that was a gamo tint two had to play at. Personal 1 To Men Only I The Voi.i.aio Bh.t Co., Marshall, Mich., will ssnd Dr. Di e's Celebrated Electro Vol .toic B-'lts and Electric Appliances on trial fr thirty days to men (young or old) who n-e .nfllioted with Nervous Debility, Lost Vitality oud Mauh'iod and kindred troub les, guaranteeing speeding and complete re sloratinn of health nnd manly vigor. Ad dress as above. N. B. No risk is incurred, ns thirty days' trial is allowed. 49-yl "do;nebody,s coming when the dew tlrops fall," ho hummed, softly, as ho rrc- pared himself for an evening call upon his sweetheart, A knock at the door interrup ted him ! somebody hod come before the dewdrops fell. It was the lnndladvind she wanted money or his room on the ot. Tbe j -y of that young man's heart was dead, the music ifhis soul hushed for lie was busted. "My wife," said Wlggloswortli, ab stractedly lifting a handful of prunes from the box,"is ono of tho most economical women I ever Saw. Whenever I smoke cigar m tho house she makes me blow the smoke on her plants to kill the bugs, and uses for tooth powder, while the stub that Is left (bo soaks In' water and treats the flower pots to a Turkish bath with it. That's the kind of a woman you want to tie to, young anan." Bcneflcient Action. The miferiible looks and Icellngs of thofe confined at desks or work tables, are caused by weak stomach, kidneye or bowels. Turk er's Ginger Tonic without intoxicating has such a licneficiiit action on these organs nnd so cleanses the poisonous matters from the syslem.that rosv cheeks ami cood health are soon brought buck again. Vp-fss Three men and a dog were in a boat on tho St. Lawrence, Tho boat capslicd, and the dog instead of savlne the men, sag itciously swam to shore and let them drown, This is diOerent from the usual run of dog ttoriei. A young man In a train was making fun of a ludy'a hat to an elderly gentleman in the teat with him, "Yrs,"B.iid Ills seal mat', "that's my wife, nnd I told her If (ha wnro that bonnet, that some fool would make fun of it." Theyoung man slid quick ly 0 it. -The person that auuoya the minister or lecturer and Ihe congregation or audi-cn-e by continually backing and coughing elinild either reuininat homo or take a dose of sines' Bvrup nfTar, wild Cherry and Jl.iarh.oum! before he leavo home. Wheti 'lerumtelt blierniaii klescil a whole row of grown up girls nt a reception at St. Louis, Murk Twain stood oil' in a corner during the blissful episode nnd groaned i "Who wuuldu't inarch to the 60.lt" When you read of tho shady groves and sylviau dells und hidden waterfalls and C.Hil loiesls, don't get anxious. Let a dozen mosquitoes hop on to you und you'll leel sb If you were there. Every little dm; store has & soda water fount, which siui ly raltca ructions with a fellows bank account. For ho meets his girl tit twilliht, when he's coming home from b i, and ho has to sweetly ask her if she'd l.ke to hear it fit. Don't be Alarmed at I) 'ght's disease, diabetes, or any disease of the kidnrs, liver or urinary organ, us II p ll'llers will citalnly nod lastingly cure yuti, and It is thn only thing Hint will. - Here In suggestion which may do you g-l -If cveiy man will mend one we villi all be mended. A scandal monger is not simply. Ihe ii en l,n tells all he knows, but the man I- tells more than ho knows, When friends applaud your sudden wrshh Le on your gtianl. The hungry dog Vat hit lull beoaiue he Ihluktyou have ktl-n llnug in tin urk for him. - Oct the Auvooste fr one year only rn dollar, and oopy of Kendall's Hon lHik, free I -A ChiiiHt adsre Lore 'oo little, , ' .Oaloiig FARMERS' COLUMN:" J Williamsport Commercial Colleg;0. iJvLQJUfv THE LEADING DUSINESS SCHOOL OP I'ENNfiYIiVANIA. The OLDEST. thB LARGEST, tlie BEST A Successful Career of Seventeen Tears I This Institution Is thoroughly established, and, being so favorably known throughout the country, receives a very liberal share ol patronage. There are to-day over 300 Students In as tual attendance. The Diploma and the President's recom mendation nro reeognlicd everywhere by the best business men. Its terms are extremely moderate, while its appliances and facilities aro not sur passed. During the past year, of the number who attended, M wiri placed in lucrative posi tions, and many more secured places through Uinr owu ellorts. Expenses : Scholarship (30 00 Books for Full Course 7 00 Oood Hoard, per Month IS 00 For College Journals, Ac., address F. E. WOOD, Presidont, WlLLIAMSrOUT, PA. August 5, 1882 ni3 The "EABDEH onto WEST." To the FAltMK, S OF l'UNNSYLVANIA. I ulve vou n cordial Invitation to come and sec the "Garden of thoWtst" Northenst Missouri. You that nro weary with furins of exhausted f' rtlllty, una jou that liavu finni lies of hos uTowlnir unwhoin ou wish to cs. tablifh on farms larKerand bolter and clieaji- cr i nnn aro wiunn jour reacn in ineuiuainies, and lou that ilcKlro a change ofcllmatc, come and sic this counlrv In Its orline. n-Alow wltti irotdon harvests, whero the great rustling nvhls of corn murmur melodies or pence and welcome to Hie visitor. Stfelng Is hcllcv- Inn." I show my farms personally, tree or charge, io any oio deslrlnit to Insi cct them. I i oiitueaht iuiiflm ni" comprises mat i nart or the Mate tmriiereunn too east nv 1 II. - . nd on tiio north bv town. It embraces a territory about 100 miles square, celebrated I j;,;, ,-'markets, diversity of landscape, and us muiiiiurious pr-iuuciioui. cttons. It lies In direct lin.B of railway with n and New York. Per- ("iVi'0e,?,()' feet order, pence and political freedom pre van. forty inuusinn i-cnnsvivan niis ni. ron.ly reside In Allssouii. In this fine dts. trlct I have lor sule about three hundred tiirms, varying tu size, quality, price and cquli mrnts tu suit the wants of customers. 1 SKNO Kl'LI. llKSClltl-TIVK. I.I8TS TO AKV AuunkvB J rkk or I'liAnciK. Prices rnnxe Ircilil itu In (100 ner acre. Let me brleflr out line one snmiile Inrm of tho hltrher nrlced clan llint.of Mr W. M. ll.ixtcr, 10 miles wet of Hnnnib'il, (In Alnrton I ifinnty', 210 acres rlcncsl "elmwoodt hemp fnnd."all fenced, i'i acres go-ul timber, 50 iicrcs bluo grnes, 3 Hue spring (never fiillliiK), large brick man sion (cost iilO,1 00) ; sol ol unsurt.assed rertll. lty, producInK In perfection all standard grains, vegetables and fruits. II. It. sinilon In hall-hour's rule of Hannihnl.aihrlvlnit city oi i.i,uju population rrice, bu per acre,iart capo, rt'uutimicr on niopt rensonamo terms. Ike railway fait of vurchater from hit home to Palmyra and return will be allowed an part of the cath payment. .Tltlo guaranteed per- leci. jvunri-ss IIOJIKR II. WINCH E17L. Kcnl Kslate Attcnt nnd Commissioner of litimlixratlon lor Missouri. Palmyra. Marlon Co., Mo. Jy'-t-ml. E F. LU0KENBAC1I, Two Doors Below. the "Broadway Uonse MAUCU CHUNK, PA. Ooaterm all Patterns of Plain and Fancj- "Window Shades, paintS & PlUnteSl'' Supplies, LOWEST CASH TKICES. DROP IN AT THE Carbon Advocate OFFICE FOR Cheap Printing ! TIfttnreiSDarklini?BnecificforlniHirestIon rui'l JilliouBuvcf, Uiu wauTol the lamouHSeU ltr mh. i iiuimcatcM in a mom tin wun a FpOOlllUt Ol 'I'AUKANT'h SKLTItill Apkuiknt, which contain evert' vnUablo cltiutnt of tuu German iriiitf. The Kri-utcei ptiytichius til t-urutie pruuounco that Irco kh ul tnvi dencothu tuvtl j-oteiu ol' till known allera- lltt)', Rim II B JliC tmil UCfeU him iimiuihk m now iccil whhlii tho loach o( every Invalid In ilie western wurhl. oU by all KruKlBis. HACKETSTOWN INSTITUTE Eev. GEO. II. WHITNEY, Prosident. Fall term opeilsSEPT. 0. Ladles' Uullcse. Preimres Youug Mm for t;ollee. Itust lao llllles or Music. Art and Commercial branch, is. Thoroughness tn every l-'nrltnenl. ileal bulldlnu ol its data, with steam-heat, it as, hot ami culd water. &o. Closo attention lo man. iters, morals ami hoaliti. Catuloxu Free. Terms Low. HACKKT fSTO w N, X J. Inventors will Advance their Interests by Kuiplaylnz an Eiperlrncotl Attorney resident fu xashlnKton. t, A. Lehuianu, botlelWrol Aineriem ana toreign j-aienis, wasning. ton. 11. U.. 1ms hail eais of successful Prjc. lice, ami was formerly an Uxemlner of I a tents In the Patent Ultlce. All business be fore the Courts ur tho Department promptly atienowi to. r ec contingent uikjii siicocis tjco'l lor Circular. Aunt 'iii-oor Best huine mtwbflore the ptib lie Ynu can uak uiuiiar fpeter ht won fur usthmi at ouv ttil tiff etui. Capital not neecou e wi i start vou. 81! a rtav ami utvw rus madd at ta-nie bv the In duH'ioiia, Men. wouinu. buy-sand ulrU warned ovry wuero io work lor u. ruwsiu itnie, You c iu work lit fcmiro tim oul or cjv vtur whole time to Hie uui iksi inn cn iivami iittma tiiti the wuru. ro truer buruetta wi lay ru nearly as well. Notueot faiiotmtce r norm on imv or euramor at uce. Cutly love! Ouifltaud fi-rniifree. Mone id1o ut. cn- I ly an.1 hmsrabl)-. Addrtst Tutir A Co.. Au. ja.ti, Mia., utelOyl i FARM NOTES. A quart of ground food per day, with good pasturage, wilt soon bring the sheep Into marketable condition. At soon as the lops art cleared rake onions from the ground, and, when dried, remove to tho farm loft or garret. An exchange advires planting plenty of rhubarb, tomatoes and melons ns a sub stitute for fruits that havo been injured by the cold weather. If manure Is ploughed In at all, care ought to bo taken not to cover It too deep. For most annual crops, it Is enough to bar row it in thoroughly. A salt-box does not cost much, and should be supplied in every pasture, where the farm animals can be constantly sup plied with the needed salt. Thinning fruit Is one of thi practices which will repay the fruit cullunst for tho time and labor expended in the operation. The more valuable tho fruit the better it pays to thin whilo young. Farmvar.. ...mure is nften.seriously In jured by allowing too much water to fall upon it, whereby some of its most impor tant elements are washed out of it. This, with tho loss of ammonia by drying, makes it useless. See that the pigs have a Rood run of clover or fresh gross. Young pigs for the early winter market should be pushed to a rapid growth by extra feedine. Sour milk is notonougli. Givo grain in liborel quan tities. If you have liens of the right breed and age, warm and sunny quarters for them to stop in, and keep them supplied with everything they need, you will have eggs . , , , ,, -. .... , simply because hens can no more help lay. Dj. than they can help breathing, it a orecier Keepaseyerni varieuesjome of one variety will bo bred as close as pos- Bible to another, which he may have. But few breeders possersan eyesufllcienlly critl- cal to breed several varieties and keep them , , .. -, , . i. in perfection of form, color and points, as om breed must follow another to some ex tent. Charred corn is excellent lo feed to h-ns In order to increase their cgg-laylng capacity. It is not desirable to feed it ns their general food, but a portion of it every day will be found beneficial. Char the corn on tho cob pretty thoroughly, tak ing care not to reduce any part ol if to ashes. Grapevines, pruned at the proper time, will send out too many new shoots, which would grow and make a thick mass of branches and foliage. Rub off in time all the needless shoots, leaving the strongest ones equally distributed along the vine, at distances from eight to twelye inches.. Hundreds of formers in Pennsylvania have turned their attention to fish culture. Many have stocked ponds and streams, and in most cases they havo been success ful, especially with carp, ond in a lew years they will depend upon fish for a sub sistence as much as upon auy other farm product. Never lot weeds get nn inch high. Go, over the beds once a week with a steel rake; the crops will grow faster and the weeds will not get a start. A few hours spent in this will save days of weeding after the weeds have been allowed to get several inches high, by which time they will al so have retarced the growth of the crops. Bearing the offycar may be affected by shearing off all the apple blossoms or small fruit on young trees likely to be overloaded tliU abundant year. The work is compara tively easy on young trees, which as yet have small crops and are moro a.-cessible, an 1 it is more likely to produce a perman ent chance than an old tree with fixed habit. Trails sot early in spring akould not be injured by shoots and suckers springing up from the stock about them. As soon as the graft shows that it is olive rub off all these sprouts or shoots If the graft should happen Iodic, leave the strongest shoot to grow for redrafting, QDd ruboil'all the rest The same attention must be given fo buds which were inserted last summer and tbe st wk cut off tli is spring. Shnping young trees may bo easily ef- felted If taken in time, by summer pruning and pinching. A needless or misplaced shoot, which might become a conspicuous distortion If lelt to grow, is rubbed olfwill the thumb when an inch or two long, Branches which are running out loo long are stopped by pinching off the ends. By these means a handsome and symmetrical head is easily given to a young tree, II taken in time, The non sitters are the Leghorns, Ham burgs, Pnlands,Houdans and black Spanish They lay while eggs, Tho American Merino has been eo much improved by skillful breeding that Ills now the best wool sheep in the world. Don't forget that a strawberry bed f with strong plants pot grown are best in August will give a fine crop next June To make Gooseberry Catsup, take trn pounds of gooseberries, seven pounds of sug ar, three pints of vinegar, add cinnamon clovs and allspice to suit the taste; boil slowly for two hours, putting the sugar 1 last and letting it boil for a short time only Tn make gooseberry jam, simmer the fruit in a very little water, press through sieve, nnd return lo the kettle. Then add to each pound of the pulped gooseberries three quarters of a pound of sugar and boll Inlf nn hour, stirring constantly, Dr. J. It. Nichols, says, in opposition lo a common opinios, that nothing but pure water Is lost in drying grass or fruits. In hay dried in the sun will be found all the nutrient principles which exist in thegrasr. In drying fruits nothing but water escapes the pectiu, gum and sugar remain be hind. Breeders of draft horses aro advised by WallaceVMonthly to look carefully to the walking gait of tlielr sires, as a rapid walk is much more important on a funn than any other gait. It also suggests that Ihe young horses should be accustomed to walk rapid ly and never, if there is any walk in them, be allowed lo strike into a trot, Get your job work done ut this office. We 11 ro rcuilnilcl by a correspondent that the most absent minded man on record was n it tho one who put bis umbrella to bed and went an J stcio.1 behind tho dnor) tut lie wound up tho rat and put the clock out of doors. Nerves, brain, and muscles gain strength and the power of endurance by uiinj Crown' Iron Bitter. Fraud BENSON'S CAPGINE PLASTERS HAVE BEEN IMITATED, And their oxccllont imputation in jured by worthless imiUttots. Tho Public oro cautioned against buy ing Plasters having cimilar sound ing nnmos. Beo that thp word C-A-P-O-I-N-E is correctly 'spoiled. Benson's Capcine Porous Plasters Aro tho only improvement over mado in Plasters. Ono is worth moro than a dozon of any other kind. "Will positively euro whoro other rcmodics will not oven rcliovo. Prico 25 cents. Bewaro of cheap Plasters mado with lead poisons. SEABURY & JOHNSON, Mitnnfsetiirlnp; Chemists, NcirYork, i MEAD'S Medicated CORN and BUNION PLASTER. PARKER'S HAIR BALSAM. The HeiL Cleanest and most Economical Hair Dressing. Never railsio Restore the youthful color to ereyt hair. 50c and $t sites at druggists. Floreston Cologne A tit w nnd eirtWlngtr fngrant inl Mil ln Mr Jiiuic, Trie 31 auj itt PARKER'S GHRTONIG A Pure Family Medicine thai Never Intoxicates. If you are a mechanic or farmer, worn out with Overwork, or a mother run down by family or household ditties try Parker's Ginger Tonic. If you are a lawyer minister or business man exhausted by mental strain nr anxious cares do not take intoxicating stimulants, but use Par If you have Dyspepsia. Rheumatism, Kidney or urinary- ompiaims, or 11 vou arc irouiueu with any disorderofthe lungs, stomach, bowels, blood or nerves you can be cured by Parksi's Ginger Tonic. If you are wasting away from ace, dissipation or any disease and require a stimulant take Gin GRRToxtcatonce; it will invigorate & build you up from the first dose but wlllnever intoxicate. 1 1 has saved hundreds of lives ; it may save yours. 1IISCOX k CO., IAS VTIUlum St., Nrw York. 10c lad OQl doll r iiei, Al 1I dealer In medlcln. GREAT SAVING LUY1NO DOLLAR S17.K. CRESCENT VhllQ This brnnd of Tol.acco, tlionuli hut a short time on the market. Is nlre.i.ly tho lnvorllo with many eticwers. Made from selected leaf mid with liest sweetening, It Is a capital article nnd especially suited to tho Pennsyl vania taste, ror' sulo hy all ,te.ilers. Send for sample to the manulactururs, C. A. JACKSON & CO., Petersburg, Va. EVERYONE STUDYING Will okt valuable ikfohuatio FREE by sending for olrcular to E. TOUBJEE, Bostoh, Mass. (SQA Per Week iin bo mado In any locall. QlOU ty. Sometlilnirenilrolynewtoraiients S5 outfit free. O. W 1NUHAI1AM hUO., Boston, Mass. ADVERTISE! by addrrsilng flEO. P. RtlWELL, to Ot, 10 Spruce St., New York, can learn the ciaet colt ofAUVEU T1SINU In American Newspapers. KING OF THE SINGERS. The above Is the exact represent! tton of the sewInK machine we sell for twenty dollars. It Is In every respect the very best of the Singer style of maohlnvs ; finlhfrl in the best manner, with the latest InipdRvements for winding the bobbin, I he most convenient style ,if i.lile with extension leaf, larire drawers and beautiful gothto cover. It stands with out a rival. King of Singer Machines. Wo do not oik vou tu pay for It until vou see what ynu aro buying. Wonnly wish to Know mat ynu reany wnm 10 ouy a macnine and are willing tu pay 20 for the best in the rnnritei. Write to os sending: the name of you' near. est railroad stullon. Wo will send the ma. chine and give Instructions tn allow you to examine ii ueioro yuu pav lor iu WILL5IARTH i. (JO., TJS Kllbcrt street, Philadelphia, Pa. JuIy.-lT. Ci5 o 1-3 O I- a o o r o r Eh nmm - IT" VOUTH AND MtlDIB-AOHD. Wonld vou oe lo-toi'it lobDUNti Moiir.nni 9 se.ul au.up aud vou mil rf I ail- UltlUUJUu . rlroiii iut.ir4l enve.oiN.. Adiie"". iTot. J.V. KUiN. UKdrutourR S.V, Jnlitryi RUPTUREi-j The tPRr.iAL. Titn ,a t tthii vou want 1 ae ereatest Invention if Uioa'el He oue ptni. I.hlet. rnl lire. rot. J. Y, 1ZUAN. Oreena. burs. .".V. iJlfUII Life and Fire ! E. K. Stroh, General AT MAUOII CIICNK, Pa. Only good and reliable Companies repre sented. Also, Agent for tbe ITALIAN and ROTTERDAM WS OF STEAMERS. Travelers' Insurance ffiets! 29 CENTS SECURES $15 Wookly Indemnity In cm of Injury, cr- $3,000 INSURANCE In me ef Death by Accident.- TICKETS roil SALE AT TUE Carton Advocate Ofiloo. v. Mcstrial Department. New Era Life Association of 1876! OK PHILADELPHIA, PA. Insures Against Sickness and AccMent, AT THE VERY LOWEST TRICES, Admission Fee - There has long existed a public demand for provision againit Sickness, Afidents and Premature Death, on an equitable basis, The New Era Life Association Now issue Policies covering all three of the above contingencies at rales so low that they will at once command Ihe favor of every Prudent Mem. These Policies provide for a 'Weekly In demnity of FIVE DOLLARS PER WEEK, in case of Sickness or Accident, and tu cox iikus until the insured shall regain his health sufficiently to attend to his regular business. Should a member desire an insurance of $100 nayablo upon receipt of satisfactory proof of death, in addition tn the regular weekly Indemnity, It will only cost a few cents additional per month. The rates are low, and remain the cama ai when joining. The member is not required to wait three, ix or nine months before "becoming Rene- Cclal." but his poller Is Rood for the full amount immediately upon the payment o ths first premium, should he be disabled. The premiums may bo paid Monthly' Quarterly, Semi annually or annually. The Weekly Indemnity provided for in policy will be paid until th member re covers or tbe policy terminate. For furlbe'r particulars apply lo H. Y. MORTHIMKR, Apt Carbon Adrocate Office, LXIIip iTON, TA. .CARBON ADVOCATE TI.AIN AND FANCY BOOK2 JOB PRINTING. HOUSE IJA.NKW AY, ft Short dliUncs abort Us Lshlnt. YMI07 K.R. Depot, LBHIGHTON,1' PA, VI t rs bow fully prepared to execute ererj dsieriptlon ofPRINTINO, Irom a Visiting Carfl to a Large Poster ! rosters, Handbills, Dodgers, Circulars . Shipping Tats, Cards, 'ii. Dill Heads, 11 , . -vj Letter Heads, Kote Heads, Envelopes, Btatcments, Procrammes, fce., &c, tn Best Manner, at Reasonable Prices ! WHY! WHY! You should go to C. T. Horn's Dr. CENTRAL DRUG STORE, BECAUSE Ho personally attends to his business. He has the experience of medicine. He has the best and purest Drugs and uneiuicais. He has one prico to all. He has th best goods for the least money, He has all the Popular Patent Medicines. He has the best Horse and Cottle Powder. He has the best wines and cigars. ' He keep the best Old ltye Whiskey lor medl- Inal purposes. He has tbe latest patterns In WALL PAPER. He has a roll line of Lamps and Lamp Fix. teres. he has a lull line of Toilet and Fancy Ar tleles. Ho buys and sells fos cash. Call and be convinced that the abeve rea. sons are correct, and oblige O. T. HORN, M. V., Leuckers lllock. Opposite (li.ly. the "Usrbea Home." Sept 10, Its A. IK Mossei9 Monnfsctarer ot and Dealer In STOVES, RANGES AHD HEATERS, Tin and Sheet-Iron Ware and General House Fiimsning Gocfls. rtOOFINf: rutil SPOtrTIIVn done at short notioo and at Lowest Casli Trices. hvervklnaol STOVE OIIATES and KIIII5 BRICKS keptconsiHUtiyon nana. Store on SOUTH Stroot, A. few doors above Dank tit., LKIUQHTOX Patronuro solicited Saturation guaranteed. Oct. 5-yl A. 1). MOSMUU. WHY Every Dairy Knpner. Producer and Dealer ID uairy rroaueis enouiu ouuscnwe ior Tie AMERICAN DAIRYMAN. Iialrytncn's Associations. UEUAXf.SU It It ts the only medium through which producers and dealers In butter, eheese and dairy products are enabled to communicate with each other on topics connected with their mutual Interests. UEUAUSE It Is the only means by which nw Inventions for tho datrv can be brought directly tn the attention of the iieeiHo class fur whom the? aredeslirned, RKOAUSfclt flithts frauds andmonoplies of every Kinu, ana couienus iur iuir piar na falrdeallnir I1KIIAIIKK tlx in tiio luHrkt i wt ma nuriu most prosperous and suc- cesaiul dalrvmen la all i puna oi ml like It arts of tho coun trv ,vfl It. sustains am UEt.'Al'SK no dairymen ran arTonl to bo without It. Iitnoranoe purchased by the savlnir offl.-'-o per year will, In the end eust many times that amount, "The American Dairyman" is Published every Tliurntsy , lor l.u tierycor, pov ild. Sinale onics. ive Cents. All communications should be addressed to J. E. CLARK, PaWlster. & and 7 MURRAY Street. N. V P.O. Box 8M. feM tf $66 p out Hi tree, to risk. Cverr intnriow. catniai equir. ed. Wewillturniil jroi ierv mini. Mauv are akl t for tnna. Ldle taaze aa much a nu . .d bov and ittri make areat pav, Iteider. if vou waul a timin aa atwiucn vou can muse ronr all Ihi time von work, wnia lor partiea ar to II, uauitt uo., reniaou, aie, eeio-yi I MILLINERY GOODS, . InoludlnHats, IJonneU, Flowers, Ribbons, Feathers, Notions, and DRESS TRlMMIftdtf NEW GOODS RECEIVED WEElCLY. All work done tn the latest style, and most darablemanner,;at the lowest essb'prfees'.1 STORE: at the intersection r RANK STREET and BANK WAY, LEHIOHTOIT, PA, oprllSO, ltll-yl. Use Lawrence & Martin's a TWMf For COUGHS. COLDS, SORE THROAT, BRONCHITIS, ASTHMA, PNEU MONIA. CONSUMPTION, Dlsoasosof THROAT. CHEST AND LUNGS. BALSAM QF TOLI) CONSUMPTION IntU Incipient and advanced S.IJJ'U.1?08' buJ " never been so advantageously compounded as In tho TO t,U, ROCK and P.VE. Its soothing Ualsamlc properties allord a dltfusivo stimulant nnd tonic to build up Ilia system alter tae cough has been relieved. Quart slro bottles, Prico $l.ca rt All TP I f Ul Do not be deceived by dealers who try to palm off Rock and Ilyo UMU 1 flte7Bn I In ninrt. nt n. TOUT Tinnlf AMll UVir .M1, I. tltn ONf.V MEDICATED article the cenulno has aPrlvato Dio 'Proprietary Btamp on each bottle, which permits It to ba Sold bjr IJraeglsla, drocers nntl Dealers Everywhere, A 3- WITHOUT SPECIAL TAX OR LICENST!. The TOLU, ROCK AND RYE CO., Proprietors, 41 Rivor St., Chicago, III. No I ateiif No Pay. PATENTS obtained for Inventors In the United States Canada and Europe, at reduced rates, With our principal office located In Washington, directly opposite the United States Patent Office, we are able to attend to all patent business with greater promptness and do spatch and. at lets cost than other patent at torneys who are at a distance from Wash Invton, and who have, therefore, to employ "aiioeLtoattornors." We ma Re preliminary examinations and furnish opinions as to pa tentability, free of charge, and all who are Interested In new Inventions and patents are Invited to rend for a copy ol our "Outdo for obtaining rntonli," which Is sent fno to any address, and contatns coiutdcte Instruc tlons how to obtain patents and other valua. tie mattor. We refer to ttie Oerman.Ainer Isan National Rank Woshli'icton, 1). (J.; the Iloval .Swedish. Korweulan and IUi lhI.i;iv. tlons, at Washington: lion. .Is. Casey, late Chlei Justice U. S. Court ol Claims; to the URIclali or the II. S Patent Office, and In Senators and Members of Congress Irom every State. Addreis: LOWS IMOOER k CO., So. Ilrltnrs ol Patents and Attorneys ut l.aw.I.o- Droit llllllillnx, W.A8IIIHOTUN, u. . Saloon Keepers ana Otters, Don't fall to buy your Chnmpnignc Pcnr Cider, Lngcr Beer, Root Beer, Nectar, Porter, &c., OF C. BOETTGER, TAMAQUA, Pat. Aur.lJ.lUl-Iy. $500 Eewara I WE will nav the above reward for any case of Liver Complaint, Dyspepsia, rilek Head, aehe, lndl-eIIn, Conillpulliin or tlonlveness we cannot cure wun west's l.irer vraetauie fills, when Ihe directions are strictly com. plied with. They are purely Vegetable, and never fall to give satlsraetlun Huirar 'oated. Lance boxes, contalnlnir SO Pills. 23 cents. For sale by all llruln. Ueware uf coun. terlelts and Imitations. The zmulne manu factured only hy JU1IN O. WMiT fc CO, "The Pill Makers." 1S1 4 1S3 W Madison 31 Uhlcairo. Free trial paekaxe sent by mall prepaid on receipt ol S cent stamp. 8 ml I th Kline ft. Co., wriuiesaie Attents, Philadelphia, Pa. se.it. St, 'Il ly. JP ATT JMT We continue to act a Solicitors for Pat ents, Caveats, Trade Maries, Cniyrlshls,etc., for tha United States, Canada, Cuba, Eng land, France, Germany, etc. We liavn had TillRTT-rlV. TCABS EirkBIM.CE. Putents ohtained thriMicli us are noticed in the SciEVTiric Aurbican. This Urge nnd splendid illiutraled wuckly rMr3.20 a year, shows the Progress nt Scie nce.is very interestine:, and has an enormous rlrcuta tlon. Address MUKN & CO., Patent Solic itors, Publishers III" BdSkTiriC AUBBICAX, J7 Park Row, New York. Hnd book about Patents sent free. T.AUTIItn' A. A. TllOMA8,8t.Ioud llulld. JJaIMJJ . tlees belore the Untied States General Iaand Offlee. Contested eases, pr. vate land claims, mini of, urr-pinptlon and homestead cases prosecutel lief.iro the He-liartui-nt or the Interior and Supreme Courts and all classes of olaltns before the hxecutlre Deparimenls. Speelal atlenilon Klven to town-till cases, (.and warrants, homestead floats, and all kinds of land sorlp bouicht and f0d. ma6-cor. nir. wasninaton, u. ;. i-rac "Job Printing neatly, cheaply and promptly execut ed at this office. Give us a trial and he cpnyinccd. ey llss M. A. SNYDEB, "Respectfully ailnoiliiccS to her lady i'riends that she has just received a full line of tlic latest novelties in Spring & Summer Jia.i always neon ono or mo mow imponnni weapons wielded by tlio MUDIOAIi FACUI.TT mrainittheencroaciinientiof COUOllS.COLns, BRONCHITIS, ASTHMA, SORE THROAT. DIAMOND CATARRH REMEDY, A Poaltlvo ruro for rtrrli f nil kind. It Ii t lintnntniieouK in l ffeet a. id I'prniniiniH m Icoault. Cures at any H.ace of t I't.eus? 1 1 is cured eaa so U tlbl tUit bones came irom the fiuso. sir. ltr irv'a Bluinnd Catarrh IS rm edy Is ml d and p taani, airnltlliiK mmriitie) lt, 'li'lu d priiiin t cure l kllca'cs . l iitarrla, Influenza, Cluy IVvfr. ltrorchlll. It w il irinovi I'olipiM ami eit'cctaally tan Waierr au I I'utulrnt Dlscliarsre from tho 1Imi4 and Turoat, and F. etui, tiickenlnir Breath: per fei'tlv rtaiore inipal ed Smell, Tate and lliarlag ; relieve Htaducie. Ilrealc up OnliN In the Heart; SUengihen Ihe Voice and Krei; 1'urKy, ltctulate and Render t lear and Active every Orian of txe Head atul '1 hroat. J'nce, fiOceuis. . IJr. ISvory'n Dtnmnnd Invlaornlor tn a I'rrlect Itiuoit fiirllt.r, Appetizer and Nerve Tonic. It lutkca ft rtrltviilfnl, hot soino drr.K, which Si'ivlijirnt. a'urlfie anil Slrcnstlieua the en iresislem. For nene nt 1 hilltyi Urrp-Pi. Blllonsr, Toipd Liver. I nit I. estnn, Ncurnlsla and lUiea raatlo Arrcctloni, Jaundice, llnlna, F.atnlrncf. Naneo, 8:ck llriiilsdio a' d Kidney Complaint, U Is Invaluable. I1cc, 0 cents. Dr. Fvori'a Diamond Salvo Is a sever cUn cure lor Iturna, nnilses Soie of all Units Salt llhemu, Tct tf, 1 Ineworhi and Cutaneoui .Eruptions. Price, :s cents. .lt your Drtisclat for tliao re med Icn niul inko no oilier I or will bo aent l'reo uti reuctpt ol yrtio. Descriptive rmplt'cts I'rco. r Addrrsi IT. Kvory's Plamond Remedies Co., r, O. Box 3i60. 104 John Street, New York. "1UST LET ME SHOW YOU" Jilt. I'OOTK'S . IIAHD-BOOS BF HEALTH HUTS tnit JlcaJy lleeipe; TVorth $35. Coat 3Ee. By th. tMfcnr ft "TtAix nt-M Talk" jtm "Mini CAL Commos Eatir." IOQ rACESff AdflVitt)mlly Haiti m O Kml Iir.!p fur Cnr. f Ciim-R AH mt'iU t ii v.lu.bl. bofk ftl R.rw... f..r r.mlly. Ouljf 23 nt by ill, frN. lit Hand b"K cr.niKl.1 ih.yt.r. n Hy. rl.li. fjt .11 Mini1 1 fiwnion S.l. on C. nmii l!l,llrfUnlupttrmU,.M.,M,lliw V A.old lJinl-.lrftbU t.hU.lr.li KM.tb. W.ilbj Knuwlrc. it'nl e Uftlblrf . PB KftnlftS Ibft Sitk. n Em-rrmcl... Illut. t.r rrcftl Wcm.n, topah.r ltb Minft f Ikft fri.ftU Formul ft Pr. Fuori. an4 pb)I.I ef l.lth rai'iil., and rfiMitlan. f-rprafarlar roodi.rini.iw,. iy AGENTS VTAtntV. Mnrray EiU PullisUnrj Oo, 123 Ea:t C3'.l Ctrctt, HcvTotk City. CHRONIC SIBKASEB CUnEDl KW Piitlis murkcd out by (hat mnat nonutur hook on meateal. ..usf-l mr.A i.tH.I v4nn Pl.tlV HOUR TALK AXI XIeuicai. Coumon Sbssb. Nearly 1.000 roe". illustrationi; by Dr. H. II. Fo-.te. lhinhnscrs araen. tltlod to free cm limitation, either In peron. er by nH A l-VS book roducflfl to 11.50. mklni;ittheCllAriOT lHjott tn the Exomrt or German Lniruae. M rra C inlentsTabiea free. Wo alo send froo somples pf tin. Fhotic's IIkalth tlosfriiLT with list of surly l"Jnrcmiuin; Wl ifnta n voar. iioXtllAV IIIL1. J'UULISHINO CO., N, V. City. CUTTHBSOUT! AflSRl8$15E$40wpEE&. Wohavostore3ln5 leading Cities,, from which our a?exits obtain their tupjpliefl qvuclly. iiur AHCiories. tm iTincipai wine llnlrfera art ak r our nvT taiun Calalocue ud term to ntfeut Aaaress tVl. N. LOVELL 312 Lackawanna Avo 6CRANTON, PA WHO ISUNACQUAINTIO WITH THC QtOONAeHV Of TMI COUN TAVWILLSCE OV SXAMIMINH THIS HAP THAT TM CHICAGO. ROCK ISLAND &PACIFIC RT Dt tha ocntril noaltion of Its line. ooniiflta tha JfiMt and tbs Wcit by tha horteat route, nd car ri pMtesgen, without shuoK of can, betwttm Cbicaco anu Kanaaa City, Couaoil UlatT Leavan wenb. Atoblvon, Umneapolia and OU Paul. It onnaota In Union Pepoti with all the principal linaa of road btwen iho Atlantlo and the PaalOo Ooeana. Xu equipment la unrivaled and magnifi cent, belnf composed of Moat Comfortable and Sicautiful l)y Coacbea, Ilagnifioent llorton He clinlnc Chair Care, Fullraan'a Prettleat Palao Bleepinc Care, and the iiat ltne of Dinlnc Care In the World. Three Tralna between Chicago and Ulaaouri HI ver Folnte. 1wo Tratne between Chi cago and Mlnneapolia and &t, Paul, via the l'tmoua "ALBERT LEA ROUTE." A Kw and Direct Line, via Beneeaand Kanka kee, haa recently been opened between Rlohmond auata. Mashvllle. Xulsvllle, lxloaton. cnnelnnatl. cliai sand at. Paul and Intermediate DOinta. AQVluiApoiiai and uaiJroiii uu umaua, laMiuap- All Through yaaeengera Travel on JTaut Sxpraaa Tralna. Tiotcetafor ealeat allprlnoipal Tlokat Offlcaata the United State and Canada. Uaggage cheeked through and ratee of fare al, waya aa low aa competitor a that oner leaa advan or deutled Information, get tha Kept and fold f re of the GREAT ROCK ISLAND ROUTE, At roar neanst Tlokit Olnoe, or Addreaa R. R. OABLE, E. ST. JOHM, Ttat-rras. o.oTM'ar, Ora'l TM. 4 aM. AfSa CHICAGO. OPIUM at Honruixc A Trout I a on their inanlvrilraflKNT FltKbL DH.J I On TftUwo, A CW tii ut K.ftHtv- to tt umI truprUttt OTAii t O MKICIT lit ttm WtlX aVHstY 1101' Id rci LUF m atKlir. tlaarCitlMr ht sail4 HOB trUa ll U IrTMUUW. Kwrr nb a-ilWr ' Hare .VlorriiAN.r.o.Uoi lw,ctilciio,Ill. OOK ACENTQ COLD aWE! tj CARLBTOH'S REASURY irlkilv lituwf, Ike Ut Ivrntt, Write Iwr flrpvjlum Of TTetrrrssI Knowledja. IV. I. DIaACK v Kt 8 BoutU -lib Rtr t, Philaelrtrhia, aa swiaaunul DATS. J&TtX&liSriJZ
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