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LEHIGHTON, CARBON COUNTY, PA., SATURDAY, APRIL 1, 1882.
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ATTOItNUV AND COUN 881.1.0 It T LAW.
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..Item promptly raid., billing Kstatw f
stents. .p.r.laliy. ay o. eoiisuii., , - .
adu.riotn. Ncl
W. H. DOOLITTLK. B. II. WABHKn U M 'MtE.I.
-i (Late Assistant Cotu'r nr. Patents.)
B. H. WARNER & CO., Attorneys atLaw,
WAtiNt.n ItulI.DiKO,
W ASHINKTON i D . .
Attention tr ven tn Patent and Mlnlnjca.es.
Lands, Petitions. II.. anil . s. nn.l Oaeernm.-nt
claims. Attention proinp , cl.a'u.'S iiiou.Tiito.
Address with s amp. Iteter to .ljn.lio.r l
Congress and the Headset! (Jiivornmein iii
parltnenti. dec. 10, 18S1 c
Physicians and Dentists.
A. IiEIMIAMI.K, M I).,
PIIYr-IClAV ANtll'KUK.).
8pelai attention ptld l. t'hpiiilr lil.eit..
Offlo: rlouih Hist corner lriinin'.(i..l ts.. I.c
klchloa,l'a. Aprl U. IMS
o. iu:iini, .m. i.
V. S KxmmlnliiK Surijenii.
PRA OTICINQ PlIYsIUl AN ami SO t O!!0t.
OaricKi Hank street. Henna's iilocu, Le.ncli
lou, I'll.
May be consaued lu the Germ Lauguajru.
Nov. S".
rpiruMs IllMll.Kl.n,
L UONVKYANUKII.
AND
GENERAL INSURANCE AGENT
The f illottlnr, l.ihpitiUN nth ll.prfiitlil!
LEA A.N )N XV I'UAT, I'IRK,
RKAillKO MUTUAL VI IIS,
WtUMINO FlUS,
rorrsviLr.K fir.
LtiHIUI! l.'IRIC.nnil liUlllV
EMtttl. AI:CH)j:N T iNSUItANUK.
Alan rnn.vlvanl- and '.In'ml IIov riil.t
t.o-4vanrt In'nrau. e:vmta'-v.
-U.arcB3I.I371 IIIOS. KI-.MKItKIl
jgEimitD I'.'lIJiMIVS,
Coviitt nvilDiKO, MAUUU CHUNK. Pn.
Fire Insurant Agent.
W POLIiJIKs; In SAFE Oompinles only,
at Reasonable Rates. Aug. 2J-yl
QAR BON HOUSE,
J. W. UAUDENnUSH, PROPKlETOIt,
IIaukSt., Lkiiioiitok, Pa,
' ThaOARBO! llncsK."!TtirsIltit.clafsceiin.
nodailons to the Traveiln-r public, llonntlntc
br the Hay or Week on Reasonable Terms
Choice Odcar. Wines and I. Seniors alwayinn
: h.in.l. 'Clomt She.ls ami Stable, wlih into
. ire Haulers, attached. Ai.rll 10-yl,
JOHN F. HALBACIT.
Instructor of Music,
. (Piano, Organ, Voico and Theory.)
LEHIGIITON.rA.
Sole uajent for the
WEBER PIANOS and lh NEW ENO
LANUOIiUANS; And dealer In all kinds of Plannsand llritms.
Terras low and easy. Mate, lumber, bricks,
tcaken In exchange
rtheet Malta and book, furnished wn short
Detlce.
For particulars, terms, &c, Addrrss,
' JOHN F. HAI.UAfll.
Aut; 3, 1S79-1T. Lehlchlon. Pa.
JAVIU UUUSKT.S
Livery & Sale Stables
(SANK 8TltKIST.LtlllIITO.S, I'
FAST TROTi'INU IIOUSES.
ELEUANT CAUUIAUKS.
Aa( VMttlTaly LOW kit P11IHCS thnu auv
,etber Livery lu the Cojuly.
Large and hndtoine carilaces for ?jner'l
varaeses and Weodlaas. U AVI L) IsuaKUT
Ker. 11, ISIS.
J. W. RAUDENiiUMl
Resnsetlully annonno. s to the putilto that he
kas opeaed a NEW LIVER V ST MILK In
naa.etlen with his hotel, aud Is iireiiared to
(Uralsk 'reams fur
Funerals, Welajs o: Mam Trips,
a shortest notice and mnjt llbeial terms. All
rders left at the'-ltrb n 11. ...ro will rew-lre
lirerapt atleutl'in Stable un Nor li .1 rret,
ext the hotel, Lehlxhu.a. Jan'J2-l
Wauid tou a re-tor. a lo i)Ua D if n'lhnnrl 9
' VODTII AND AlU)DIK-.ai:D.
Bad siauid aud VMm trill
et a i. mauUJUu i
f. J.T. KQ A a. OKdf usours N.T
Jallfji
RUPTURE wtn'ttinu
wl IJ-i. wlnt'.oa Hint lne
arreatest Invention of tbea-el' i-ei. ou- mm.
klt. xjot tree. Prol. J. Y. KUAN. ocen
ban, W.Y. lr i7, i
MILTON A. WEISS,
CARRIAGE BUILDER,
Bank Street, Lehighton.
REPAIRING
Of all dewnpllon promptly at'ended to at th
m.i.t rra.QnMhle prices.
AVAII Work Kuaraoteed. and palrooas;
If respectfallT lolleiied. Jsn..jl
1 v
Railroad Guide.
pUII.A. &. niCAUINO UAll.HOAU.
Arrangement of PMsePKPt Trains.
anuaTy nv '$81
Trains leave ALLKftTOtt'N as f tillowst-
(VIA r.BMOJItN SAllUOADI.
For PInlMielpbla atM:J.,1.15. Ii.io, a.m.. and
'3 U p. in.
-UKDAYS.
Por riiiladclphln at M.20 a. m..J..T n. m.
IVIA IiASl I'FKXA. Ui:AKCIJ.I
Porrteidinr: m il 11" I rmLui .-, o.co, m
I2..5. 4.: l. m:d UUp. m
l'oi Laucaaternud Uulumtiia, CIO. OA a.m. and
4.30 p m .
UNDAYS
For r.eadini. Uirrubuic. r.nd way pn nls 0 )J
o. in.
1 mlu roll A LLK TOWN leave o lollows,
(VIA l'KUKlOJir.N ItAILHOAO.)
Leave riu'aiteliihlii. 7.0 n. iu. a'ud 1.0J, l.:o
nc 5.1 n. iu
I.c.ivo Plillaralphln, 8.0 n. m., 3 It and M.S0
i. m.
IVIA EAST l'KXNA BIlASril.l
I cave r.e-olns.7 so lr.Sun ni.,J.l0 S.01.-urt e.
I.rave irnnWiurtt t .0 S tc nndP.So a. si.. 1.43
mid l.uo u. m.
I.rnve I.nncaU'r t7." a. re l.m ntirl n.l'i p. m.
rein "toMiuibln :.6'n. n 1.10 and s to p. m,
l:n.in K ii Heel Depot.
nUMJAYS.
enve iteiiillnir. 7.20 n. m
(.care lluitlii.uii:,r.'.0 n.m
Tialits vie Perktnrn',u Hoate mariie-l tnti
(irun o l.nd rim Dcpol Attti r.l)d O -ecu
Mir elR, P lliiili'liih'a, other truius lo and from
llioid-triot JJci.ot.
Tiie.1 nudi...ni tinliisfroinAllfntoirii,
ml the'1.3 ni d 5.15p in. trt.m Irnui Philu.
ili'initin.la 1 criinnieu it..liio.d,ba o tlnough
rain lo sud lium Puilpci'lplila.
J. 1C. yOOTlEN.
Gei.ernl HannQtr.
CO nANCOPK. Gm'l ran.& llckct Aletlt.
Nnveiiiut'i tttli.
JOHNR.G.WEYSSER,
PIIOPKIKTOR OF THE
Wttst End Brewery.
Mal'cii Chunk, Pa.
Pare Porter atifl. Lapr Bee:
Del. vi rod all over the State.
Octot.cr8.16M 1
arbon Advocate
OFFICE FOR
Cheap Printing 1 j
Ski
ZaX w ft
Central Carriage Works,
Itiinl; St.. Luhiglitoii. Fa.,
Are prepared to Manufacture
Carriages, Buggies, Sleighs,
Spring Wagon, &c,
Of every description, In the most substantial
luanner, aud at l..iwut i;nti Prices.
Ilepairliit.' 1'roniiitlj Atlciiilid to.
TItEXI.EIt & KREIDLER,
April 28, 1870 yl Proprietors.
1RMERS, LOOK loYonr INTERESTS
ANU PURCHASE
TliresMng Macliincs and. Agri-
I
The lle-t In the Market at
J. . GAREL'S.
Also, on hand, and for Sale in Iiti to Suit
Purth.inr. tltbAP r'uli UAMi
U),()()() leet Georgia Yellow
Pine Flooring,
White Pine Boards and Floor
ing, Lath, &c.
AT UlR nAIII.WAItK STOUTS,
April ..n LkIUGIITON, Pa.
XEUY0US DE1ULI Y :
a cunr, (i(jauami:i i.
,?rrZr-y,J,"'ti'!tn ,,d U,A,S TOEAT
WlNT.a..-IUc .or HjUfUn. I.iiUuib., Con
VO i.li.lli'. Ni-lViiim i A "I. Urn.
f Loiif Meuion. i.o, lua out osa, Iu.ik
lenry.luvni.inlair IJ'iila i. l'ris..i.imiiu!i
At.; iaii.B.i bv liter t-si-trn. rliiibue i.r
aim iratu. Oiio box will nire ncem is is.
acn txix cut in un.' ii in tt.' tiratn ru. One
dm nr oox or a x i xe foi flvn du.l ri- aim
bi ni.ilpirpiii..ii irr. ipt . o.-.ie, Weeunr
an ee .it boxM locirrauy cu-e W th each
idir cietiilb u.loi ,x brxen. .civoioaii.
Ie.iit livi'd.ila nu-vil. s. ud tl.e i urch
er ml wruien Kiiarai t.' inreiurii tbn umurv
If ilietira-m ntrt.- imi err.ci a ruin iiaar-l.t.'-QrU
.nlr irbru ibe iiealiurn iord r.
ei O let-i irnui u. J m' o wiibT to..
Poi Pr nnetur 'S' A: mw. r,ita n ki..i
h'cr o,Iil, a J DU..LIMJ .rtul, Ihieb.
ton P.
i fMITn XblNEACO., Wholesale Anntt
Ph.ladoibis, a(t tt,l lr
aVIUl I
The grc?.t superiority of DR.
BULL'S COUCH SYRUP over
allother cough remedies is attested
by the immense popular demand
for that old established remedy.
For the Cure of Coughs, Colds,
Hoarseness, Croup, Asthma, Bron
chitis, Whooping Cou-;h, Incipient
Consumption and for the relief of
consumptive persons in advanced
stages of the I incase. For Sale
bycIlDruists. Price, "j cents.
PLANING MILL
AND
Cabinet Ware Factory,
ATSLATIMJION.
JOHN BALLIBT, Propr.,
ItonlNi'i nil U'lid-mi.l Hires ut Viu. JUmlrck
UnU ii ml JlaiJWoLir Lu-iiotT ana Utou m
vuicU luixct utuuuy atiouiit of utile I' tor
DresseD Lumbell
OF Al.ii KINDS.
Dciur.s, hnslics, Itlimls, Shutter,
Miiiildlnys, CnMuvt Ware, Sic,
.With Promptness.
Brackets Made to Order.
Tlie MretiiiHTV in nil new ntiflor tl:n lirnnml
m-'Kt tuuxoveti kimlf. 1 cifiul'.y none but tlio
best uotKinoii, UhC veil raotto. mttl coltMi
tviij'.tuut umilio elnutlitu tPi''ntt( t cnltr
h.i n!ai't lim to nil nh 11 a iuvnr me with n mil.
Oi'itT-t i. mm I inoinptly ntlctiiicti to. v
sh'trw nro nm i ntt tonus cutli. or iiiteicht
ti.iigL'U oiler tilriy ci
QlVIi MA CACX
KV T lio( ci.-fifrrft In IIujU np will flnrt it t
ilicir ntlvi'iidio t' h -ve Millug, t lttO" Hinn1
Donrf, -ns.ica, rltutfcrs, Sc. ti mrde nt Ihl
Mnr JOHN lA XI KT.
DANIEL WIEAND,
Carriages,Wagons.Sleighs,&c
cortMEit or
BANK A XI) IKON STiir.ETS,
LEIIICII1TON, Penna.,
Particular attintlon given to
REPAIRING
In ft'l Its details, nt the very Lowest Prices.
Patronnui- rrsiH-eifnlly solicited and perfect
satlffiirtlon auarn. teed.
Dec 0. 187B.J1 1JAN. WIEAND.
Catarr
ELYa'
Cream Balm
EITeclually clean
f t,'"-Hin sYi Fi'S lite 11 1 Sill pos.
C&na'X'r'Zjl 1 Oatnrrl,.
S Pmf Bf(B I "' "". can.lni
scs lite li is.il pas.
flHIIIIIllltltill, I TO
fri WPS if JMl c" t'l mem-
3 fm tm !',r:' .'"it. "-'i'-
pli tely heals the
s resatid resiores
he st'nt.. nftiiste
unit sun II. Hrne.
tlcl i ri sulls re
real' ted by u few
BJ A-ITCfEra-vini'l'lli-atloiis. A
iTj a -rtm v jj ,hriin(!n treat.
ment will cu-e I'atanh Hay Kevir, Ac. Un
eqinillrd for o. . lit. In the lii'mt. Aiirernl.le to
u.e. Apply b the Utile finxer Into the n..
trlls. On r elpt uf 60o will mall a psckairo.
S- For Sal" l.y all iliu ui.isln I hljli.
ton EIAS'OKEAM UAIjM fl)..
novSS-yl UweKO, N. y.
1881. HOIMYS. 1881.
Irs. C. DeTSCHIRSCHSKY
He.ree' fully announces to her friends ai d the
ulillo item rally, that she is n..w ricilvlng;
an) oprnlnac lor I In lr Impioli.n a lurmr
stork tl.aneter ul the very latest nuveltlii In
Toys & Fancy Goods,
Snfahle fir HfiLIIlA'.' PRESENTS for
Yi una and I II. I. Rirh iind Poor, Hnn'i fall
lo rail enrlr unilv-cure nrsl eliolee and lt
bari;ili.. She also eills Hie r attention to
her New, Laricrai d Eli (ant aiiurtiutui of
NOTIONS,
eomprl.tnK Underwrar, Itcrlln and Oarman.
town Wools. Hosiery, ln.p"rietl and I'o
merito HII.Ihii.s tllotrii, Floer. and
a one assortment ol New Designs
IN FANCY ARTICLES
Alio, In eMinecllon with the above! a full
aad cumplato slick of
(1F.PJIAN FKUITS,
LIMDl'ItOER CHEESE.
t'niiili. & fniireetfous,
together with a variety ofUoals not icrnrra!
I) kept ii an n. lie St. .re In town, lftvudo
nut n o I ai )un want, ask l .r It.
A sh .re ol J.ulille pairnnaKe s.dleltad, and
perfect a..tlrl.ri.n iiuaranteed In prlco and
qualliy of goods.
Seconfl St, 2 floors aWe Iron,
Nov. So, JMl-inS. LEHIUHTON, Ta.
(JgfThe Carbon Advocate
one year for $1, and Kendall's
Horeo Book as a premium.
TIEE BOYS.
There come the boys I Oh, dear, (he noisel
The whole house feels the racket;
Bebnhl the knee of Christie's rants,
Ami weep o'er Bertie's jacket I
But never tnind j If eyrs'ltrep bright,
Anrt limbs grow straight ami hmber;
We'll ralher lose the tree's whole bark
Than find un sou nil the timber.
Now hear the lops and marbles roll !
The Doors oh, woe belule thcni I
Ami I must watch the bamtlers,
For I know the boys who ride, them 1
Link well as you descend the stairs,.
I often God Idem haunted -By
ghostly boys that make no noise
Just when their noise is wanted.
The very chairs are tied in pairs,
And made to pruiire and ratier;
What swords are whittled out or sticks j
What brave hats made ol paper.
The dinner-bell peals loud and well
To tell the milkman's mining!
And then the rush of "steam car trains"
Sets ail our eare n-humining.
How olt I say, "What shall 1 do,
To keep those children quiet V
If 1 ciiuhl find n Kiod receipt
I certainly should try it.
But what to do with these wild boys,
And all their din and clatter,
Is really quite a grave affair,
No laughing, trilling matter.
"Boys will be boys" but not for long;
Ah, could wo bear about us
This thought how very soon our boys
Will learn (o do without us.
How anon, and tall, deep voiced men
Will gravely call us "Mother,"
Or we be stretching empty hands
From this world to the other;
More gently should we chide the noise,
And when night quells the rarket,
Stiich in but loving thoughts and prayers
While mending panti and jackets.
Housekeeper.
DEEDS, NOT WORDS.
Edith and Kut Graham, were pirla of
nine uud ttii jenia uld. Tliev wir.i both
clever, nnil bud the keen love (pr some of
their studiea enmbiped uith the tlrmiL'
dislike ol othm which ian mark nf tunny
inti lligeiit cLil.lrtn. IfiUe lovttl hisuirv ;
tuith, on tbe.cnntrnry, thought jt "very
dry," hikI pr. lerrxl gnrn l.y nr.d even
sum, much In the wonder ol beraisttr,
Ihty were bulk very fond ol poetry, ai.d
vi lieu the day cfiu.1) rouud nil which it
htooci tn the Iibsoii liat, they wtre'glad.
One dny E-itt hud cbi aen the uvll
Kuouli pm ni of CnaaiibiaiicaV- for tier
pice, nud Inving niid il'vitll mid enj.ij
td the Htijii.t,' of it, nd htt molber'n
praihe wlieu it was di lie Aw l.iid down
ihe book nud 6uwlh.it hirsitirbnd been
lihttniuy while the repmtrd the veisea.
Do you like it, KulV' she Kaid.
"Like it!" cried tbeixcituhle Kate. "I
think it la spletitlid! Whut would I not
have tiven lo be that boy! To die stub
noblo denlh and to lie such a htro!''
"What do you call lieirgn htro, Kute?"
Kaid her mother, smiling ur she walcbed
K..te' fluetiug cheeks aud bparkliu'g
eyes.
"Ob, mother! A lien.? Why, some
one who dieH ou tbo field of baltle, or
kills his eneuiyj or or "
'Ii bnrut up nlive,"tu!d EJitb.qnietly.
"But I fancy," tsid Mrs. Grubr.m,
"that you rntber uiIkh the lesson of the
poem. What do you think, Kate, tlat
Caaxatiiuuca died to pruvt?"
"Why, mother," snid Ktile, "ha died
because he wns n brave, noble boy, aud
wns not ulraid, even of buch a dreadful
death!"
"Well, I admire him as ranch as jon
do, Kite; hut I Mill think that yrm have
li"t fully uuuVrhtood what is the rial
beauty of his chnriotcr. Alt the herots
thnt 1 admire either mflir or conquer, or
do great di eds for some particular end
which they hud iu view; not merely for
the sake of shotting bow brave, or how
clevir or how great they are. Whal.uow,
do you say wns the reason that Cassabl.
unra atood so bravily there, while tbo
terrible flames came nearer and neanr,
and even until they wrapped him round
in fir.?"
"Uisfatbtr told him to wait there,"
aid Edith in ber gentle voice.
"Y.s," cried Kate, sriziug the idea at
otire; "be died nt his pnnt of duty, aud
it was a splendid thing to do. I wish I
was a boy, that I might be a soldier, aud
diu ou the field of buttle, clasping the
queen's colors in my nrma, or fighting
bravely for my couulry."
"Well." Mid Mrs. Graham, smiling,
"there are plenty of opportunities given
to both men and women to do brave
Ibiugs and grand tbiuga: more, perhaps,
thiiii you think. And do not forget that
the beauty of CasKablimcii's heroic death
ta iu nhedieuce. He died, as every
hero wortny the name has died snob
deaths as you admire, to prove his obed
ience." Kite hluHbed at this, for her bright,
impnl-ivr character was jnst of the korl
which finds obedience the hardest lesson
to learn,
"Mother," she said, "whenever I.read
or hear of things like this, I cannot help
loniiing ts bave the chance ofdoiog the
aame."
"Don't be afraid, Kate. The with it
in itself a noble one; but timimbtr, it
riqniris a great deal that you have yet to
leurn to heci'rae a heroiue.aud the chance
may come sooner than yns think."
A week or two after this conversation
there onue what Kate aud Edith thought
the mrst iLligbtful event of the whole
year the annual visit to Ihe seaside. It
was a mouth full of happiness aud en
joyment. Captain Graham, their father,
sometimes took them out on boating ex.
peditiona, when they wtre allowed to fish
for mackerel.
Oue bright morning, the two girls had
coaxed their father into promising to take
thrm on one of these abort sea t.ips.
They wtut down to the plac where boats
were to he hired, aud chese Ihe one they
liked best."
now gtm. aalit Ituir father, "vcu
two can get In and arrange yourself com.
fortably, and yon nitit wait for me here.
I have to go up into the town, hut I will
he back in ten minutes. Dou't be up to
any mischief, now, bnt whatever hap.
pens stay here. Sam, the hontmau, will
look after hia boat and yon to, to wait
quiHly till I nlnru."
. Awny went Capt. Graham on his t r
mud, aud Kate ntid Edith look their
places, neked many qneMioi.s of old Sam
fctalter, whom they had known for several
years, and wboseopii ion on wind. weath
er fiii'd fi-htng prospects, they held in
iiiticb nspict.
A qttartir of an henrvienl by, and Mr.
Graham did not teturu, then Sam snid
to tbeni;
"I hope the rap'n won't be long; for
the tide's a-rrmin' in, fud we n.ijbt as
well be i ff. We hLi.11 have n dunce be
fore night; nud it won't be nil summer
snilin' by this alternoon. But if yon
young ladies irre not afinid if being left.
I II just run up fur mi old tarpaulin o
mine, which is kept up sit my ole wo
man's cottage, and I'll lie down again lie
fine the cap'n's nboard."
"Alraid. Sum!" iried Kale, a little in
jured. "Why, jour cottage is close by;
and and-'we re neter afraid of any
thing.
Su s'ntn went for tlie tarpanlin, and the
two girls talked aud planned and arrang
ed their hooka and lines, mid forgot
everything but the happinrs.-i of the mo
ment, tbo blue sky, the diblnnt groups nf
children pi lying on the shore, the plens-
aut nir. and the delightful prospect ol
two hnnrx fishing.
Presently they wi re aroused from their
cureless talk by fei ling (be boat move.
They were Very much etnrtlt-d when again
it lurched slihlly, and then touched the
milhI with n i rating found.
"Ob, Kutt?" s.iid Edith, seizing her
sister s band. "What is it?
Atiain the boat moved ninro decidedly.
and the water rn.bcd round it with n
gurpling Miuiiil.
"I do believe," cried Ka'e, throning
nMile her line, "the tide is close tn nul
Father hiiid it wna cniuiiig in. Oh. why
did he lente lis? What can be be doiDgV"
And she started up with lur wrnted
nergy and im;.tilr-e. The boat grte a
r 11 ss abe moved, nud she nuaiu fell lor
word, neiirly iipeittinii her s-'ister Hseho
did no. Edith gave u scream and ilung
to htr.
"it.itel Kati 1 she cried, "e sbyll be
tiiki nont tu sin, mid no one, raiteave r.s!
And Sni faid the ni-atl.er would change.
1 here will be Mount' hlieiilmimt ahriek
ed, "and we th'iill be drowned! O futLcr,
lather!"
The crus at;d sobs of poor Edith
nrotihiil Kute.'n strongir tpirit. Thebnal
was by this time completely Hon'ttil, end
sbe was wrought to a pitch of Herman
excitement iu its way us ovupou trim; ns
ISilitliV.
' Whatever we do, it must be quickly
done," she thought; nud they were yet
more terrified hk the inenn lug lide rolled
n larger wave under the boat lilting it
higher in the water; so high, that this
lime it did not touch the sand again.
"iMlilb, aho said; "no one can hear
ns here. I see nothing of Sum and fsth
er does not come. We lmd better get out
wliil" we catyuid run to tbehhnre. Come
Edith, come!" she exclaimed, catching
Edith by the vriat iu her excitement;
we can do it now! In another minute
It will be too lute, the boat will be out at
sea."
"No Kate, I cannot," cried tier sister,
sohbii'g bittirly. "I canuit do ill Let
go my hand. I shall tail backwards If you
drag me so."
Come this iu.hinll" cried Kile.climb-
iug over the bom's side us she did sn.
'Edith, come!"
"Father told ns not to stir, whatever
happened," crii d her sister, "I must do
as he said, Kale, Won't yon stay, too?"
But Kate, who was barging to the side
of the boat, had now no choice but to let
herself drop as the swaying of the water
lilted it up. H. r fett were iu the water
and sbe felt the beach. Jmt then ns sbe
tnrned to run aahore, she saw ber father
beckoning ber to stay where sbe was,
running at lull speed down the pathway
on the cliff. Sbe called to him with all
ber strength, uud fouud too late bow fool
ish she had been to leave the boat.
'The tide was coming in rapidly, and
along, swirling wave lifted her off her
feet, aud sbe lost her balance and fell to
the ground.
In ber full Kate's feet had become tn.
tangled in a long wreath of seaweed, and
sbe was tl rowu against a sharp stone,
which graz-d ber forehead. The poor
girl fainted ami knew nothing more until
she found btrself in bed, iu the little
room which ihe aud Edith chart d to
gether.
"Edith?" was the first w ord the uttend
Edith sprang forward with an exclu-
nialinn ot joy at bearing ber sister's voice.
Capt Graham .then drew near aud stoop
ed tn kiss her.
"Well, Kale," he sii.l, "nbata fright
yon gave poor Sim aud niej What wire
yon thinking about?"
"l'uthrr the sea the boat!" the said
in a tearful voice.
"The boat, silly little girl!" said ber
father.smlllng. "Why did yon not know
that it wax tautened to a stake? Did yon
think that I, or Sam, either, would have
leltvnuiti a boat, unmoored, with the
tide cowlnu in, to drift ont tiseaalon.?''
Just then Kate saw her mother aland
log close by h nklog both sad nud pale,
fr she had beeu much frightened whin
Kate was lirnnuht home liiseu.il le. A
flood of recollection came over poor
Kale, and she burst into leura,
'Mother " she kaid, raising ber brad
from the kind encircling nrma that were
round her, "alter all, E'ljlb. who never
think a nr saya an) thing alioutb. ii.g brave
was a real heroine to-day. Ki.e sat si ill.
and stayed where father Uld her, and I
was frightened and ran away."
"Ne?er raiud. my Kate; nut time yon
win say in yonrseii Deeds, not words.
1 and I will have two heruluei iu my fam-
1 By.
For Ihe CensoN AnrocAta.
.tCIU.VriFIC M.TXS.
Dr. Wm. A. Uauimond finds over
heated apartmeriis lo be a potent cause
of nervona irritability. If wewonld pre
sent our amiability and our tranquility
of mind we should live In well-veutilAled
roonia kept at n temperature of about
sixty five degrees.
Of the sense of taste. Prof. McKrtv
drick states that the base of the tongue
Is most sensitive tobiltere, and the tip tu
sweets. A substance mnst be soluble in
the fluid of the mouth to create table, bnt
no definite relation has ber.u found be
tween the thtniical condition of bodies
and their taste.
Modern improvement! have increas
ed the power of the microscope so great.
ly that it la now made to magnify about
100,000 diameter. The best unaided
human vUion can see no objects much
smaller than the three-hundredth of an
inch In diameter; but the most skillful
microscopists, with their best iustrn
tin uts. nre able to examine monads a
buudred-thotiHundth of nu it ch in diam
eter: Beyond this miuulencbs la obscur
ity. It has been estimated that the ulti
mate particles or atoms composing nil
matter can be no more Ibau one twenty-
millionth of nn inch in dinimter, so that
it seems hardly probable that they will
ever be revealed lo huuiau eyea.
Dr. T. Sterry Hunt has calculated
that.tbo amount of carbonic, acid stored
iu the limestones of the earth would lorni
not less than two hundred atmospheres
equal iu weight to our o u, This, to
gether with the carbon nf the coul-beda,
must have been drawn from tbeair.which
he believes gradually receives its supply
nt the gas Irom iuteratell..r space.
If the astronomical vj,w that the
moon was once n part of Ihe earth's mass
be tine, the moon in its early nge must
have revolved much nearer to the earth
than now aud must 1 rive caused prodig-
Inns tides upon its pareut planet as
shown by Prof. Hall. Prof. J. S. New.
berry finda in geological evidence a re-
lutatiou of this theory to the extent, at
least, of proving conclusively that no
such lidi a could have existed eiuce the
eommet cmieut of the geological record.
lie doea not hesitate to assert theref re
thnt ihe astronomers are in error iu re
gard to the moon's geutsis; or lb-it if It
was once a portion of the earth, the sep
nintion took place at a period so remote
thnt it had receded to nearly Its present
distance, before the dawu of life on the
earth.
--Explorations by a Bns-ian party
show that the eastern shore of the Gull
of Obi, in northern Siberia, is neurit
fourteen miles west of the place assigned
to it by existing maps.
A successtul operation, dutii-g which
the patieut-A-as kept immcr-ul in water
tor sixteen day., was recently, pelf, rim tl
by Dr. S.ingenbeck, of Berlin. Among
other npplievtlous, these "permnu-nt
hatha," are said to be i specially valuable
in cases of burcs.
The auroras observed by Baron Nord
rnskjolel at the winter quarters of the
Vrga, iu latitude C7 degrees 5 mluules
north, were mostly feeble nud lacked the
ray-like formation so often cbar.icteristio
of these phenomena. A simple luminous
arc, low in the sky, was mt.st common;
and this distinguished navigator's theory
is that the aro forms a portiou of a per
runuest luminous crown above the earth's
pole.
German measurements give the fol
lowing us utnuug the greatest dally ntiau
lilies of r.iiufall recorded in Europe: At
Lolberg, Sept. 7, 1B80, four inches of rain
fell In seven hours. At Brtslau, August
C, 1HG8, four and a half Inches fell. At
Khtustbal, in the Harz, the dally maxi
mum observed Is four and a half inches;
and at IIochenswand,In the Black Forest,
it is five inches.
TIME AND MONEY.
"How much will you charge a lesson?"
asked Mrs. Siugit of the German Profes
sor, who had just tried her voice.
"Veil, Madame I sharge two dollars.
but yon seeng so bootilnl it's belter I
dake jou for von quarter."
So Mm Siugit hurried home and told
her husband how Professor PuinpernicUe
had been so anxious to see u re ber for his
'concert pnpil"lbat he had cut his terms
down from two dollars to twenty-five
cents a lesson. Siugit had disconrged
bis wife's lyrio flights, but he decided
tLat he could stand the xtravnguuee un
der Ihe circumstances, uud Mrs. Singit
sang away.
At the end of three months Pumper-
uli-kle's little bill came in. It very natur
ally called for forty dollars. Old Siugit
looked at it as though he had been sclap-
od and pulling his hat down over his
ears, lit (.ut homeward.
"See here, Mrs. Slngitr be howled,
'didn't you tell me that your iufiral
squeaking with PutnptrnloMe was to cost
but u quartet?"
A quarter for each baton, my dear;
that would be let me see, twenty lis-
soi a -five dollars, yon know, '
And Singit sailed forth again, and
stormed into tha Professor's room just as
he was executing some offending com
position or other.
"What do you mean by this outrageous
bill, sir?" be drman-ied.
"Vot isb dol?" replied the ajitnnl.hed
Pumperniokle; "dot beet is purlectly
chorrect "
"But Mrs. Singit saya yon told ber you
would be glad to take ber for a quarter
"Dot's ao dot's so! I liko rather I
geeve lessons by the qnarter, and three
mouths is vnu quarter, and vou quaiter
ia forty dollar,"
Aud Siugit rubbed his ear moment
in silence, while something dawned up
on him. Then returning home, with a
word or two for his wife's private ear. he
rnuiiuoted that after all tbera are Cases
where time Is not money.
Artora ofleu qu irril. but they alwaya
have to "make up" before they go on to
the stage.
EIOET HUNDRED THOUSAND PEOPLE.
There are already booked for passage
to this country iu 18b2,ncnilt a half mil.
lion people, and it is estimated that 800,
0(0 will emigrate from Europe cud Can
ada to the West and Northwest,
In const qneuce of this vaat tbronp.lhe
"Albert l.cn Houlc," (Chicaoo, Bock
Island & Pacirto lt'r) bus been ottu.
pell, el In put upon Itiliue an additional
Fast Ex tress Train, compost d of most
elegant day at.il night cars leaving Chi
cago at 11 a. ni., and reaching Miuuei.pn
Us early the next morning iu ample time
to allow those going In Ntiltln m Minne
sota. Dakota or Manitoba, lo obtain their
breakfast and luako Ihe couuectiou foi
nil points North or Northwest.
This tralu is run especially to ronnrct
wilb the new rxprns trains- which the
Northern Pacific, and St. Puu! Minne
apolis and Mnnitnt n lliillrrnds (tbel.t
tiralSl. Vincent) have jut put upon
their laieR
The riguhrevM'ingfxprcsR train from
Chicago, will be run as heretofore', ni1
in ike the evei iug connections from Mi.
ueapolis for nil points iu the territory
named above.
Ills important, and travelers sliotiln
bear it iu luiud.tlmt there urn no earring,
transfers by the "Alticrt I.ea llotile,"
passengers being landed in Union De
pots at Minneapolis aud St, Paul.
This is the route lo travel ovi r for sure
connections, and is the pleasantest nud
most comfortable lino tn the Northwest.
The trains of the 'Albert I en Itimtc'
leave Chicago from the depot of the
O'rrnt Itock Island, the old iivnrite
with travel, rs destined lor Kansas. Col
orado, New Mexico, Arizona and the Pa
cific Coast.
Send your address lo E. St. John.Qen
ernl Ticket and Passeugtr Agent, Chica
go, and obtain our new illustrated Wrs
tebw Teaic
WANTED TO BE MAEEIED ANYWAY.
Yesterday a dil tpidated, world-worn
looking man, whose entire outfit would
not bring a qnnrirr, idged I. is way into
Iiislicv Pick's office h1 Cleveland, follow,
ed by an equally tike less appearing wo
man. "Ia the Fqnar' to bum?" inquired the
man.
"Ho Is." replied the magistrate.
"Wo wail's ter get hitched," laid the
timid, blushing vistul.
"Two dollars," seid the squire.
"Ain't yer a little steep?" asked the
woman ntir nsily. "Conl.lii'l drop a notch
or two, nohow, could yon?"
The uncharge n'. lily of Ihe f.-e wns t x-plufue-J.nnd
the e-undidatesi begun a hope,
leas hunt through "heir pocki ts for the
collater.l. From a ncesa in her gown
Ihe anxious virgin brought two dimes, n
niekle, ntid a pntched half dollar. The
prospi ctivn head of n family went into
every pocket and suspicion thereof, with
a net cash r stilt of 43 cents, and further
nttimpts to increase the pool wero fruit
less. "Will a dollar eighteen cash do yc?
irsinnatcd the lady.
"HanJly," sal 1 the justice, and after
several nil era pis to get a reduction, two
loving but aching hearts were removtd
from the effice. Presently the seat of
Justice wns invnd d. and the mntri'moii-
iillly 'nelined pair once more stood be
fore 'Sqnirp Peck. No limn was lost In
skirmishing, and the woman came direct
ly to the trout, planked down the hand
tul of coin with the remark:
"Hitch us as fur's it'll go, jedge."
The "Jeelge" weakened at the last at-
tick, and did a S3 legal job, with trim
mtngs, and presented the bride with the
money as a starter.
NUiniEtt 117.
A good thiugHi a Imr held awhile since
in the city of Boston was the ait gallery,
uud the best if the art g-.llery wns No.
117. This mysterious number caused a
great deal of fun. The young lady at
Undent was well suited for her position,
keenly eujnying a joko.
During the fair, while she was alone
with the work of art, a young gentleman
fnnntered i i, inspected Ihe exhibition of
talent, laughed attLepuns.aud wasjebout
to retire.
"Oh, jon have not seen 117?"
The young ftllcw looked at his pro
gramme:
"i 17 'One sweet kiss before we part.' "
He blushed, and give a hesitating step
toward the door, a: d again lookeel at the
lady. She very piteously continued: '
That is my duty to bhow you; that is
why I nm here."
The ct lor grew deeper on the poor fel
low's fi.ee. IIu looked as though his faith
in woman's modesty bad raceivid a
drath-strckc as the ugh men wero down
trodden and oppressed.
The lady advanotd toward him, took
his hand and laid iu it the biggest sugar
kiB that yon can buy at a confectioners.
With a sigh uf relief, and a guilty, con
fused look at his own thought, the mod
tat young man hurst lutn a laugh, and
confessed it w as the l.i si j iVo ol the lair.
IT'S THE IU WAY.
She got out ot a larmer'u wagon and
entered a store on Woodward uvenuo aud
asked.
"P you keep calioo?"
"Y.sin."
"Fast oldrs?"
Warranted to wash?"
"Ceitainly."
"Is eight cents the obrairat?"
"Yew, the vers cheapest."
"Well, I came to see about bn; iug
me lwo:shilliug towels for twenty ceuts
apiece. Where do yon keep Vu,?"
A niau wilb a silver-plated, double
back uci.on.ciiiu bolder cumc lutn the
sat olutu tbe'ntber day, and commenced
rxplnluli-g the beaulie ol the article for
holding silver halvi a. etc., aud he had
gotteu half through before he f nnd be
waa iu a printing Cke. When be aw
hlamialakahe went lo the door, sadly .
opv-nid it,audVlokedhlm.ilf cKax down
.tain.
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log up.
"Jeanctle was crushed by "
t-r.i. out wasu i iiini insi too nveiyi
Only think, tn b eompletily crushed!"
asked the young man Jn surprise.
"I was saying how gruid it waato be
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Jeanetle that vrna ctusher ?"
"Jeanettee, of course. "
"Oh, how I wUh I had been in the
Jenuelte's place."
Then the pressure of business necessi
tated turning down ihrgis,and the meet
ing closed In harmony.
Hew to Save.
All hard workers are subject to bilious at
mens which mat- enn in ilantfrour lllneea.
Parker's fJIncer Tonic will keep the kid
neys ami liver active.and he preventing the
attack save much uli-ltnes-. loss of time and
evienw. D'ly at Filch tfirtcs means dan
ger. Dchoit Pi tt. Sea other column.
If fine feathers i on"t make flue birds,
why isn't a crow as handsome as a pea
cock? We all liko to have fnll justice done
to every other rogue in the world excepl
onrselveH.
A willing captivo: "Well. I'll bo
bound," as the mnu remarket! when be
luard quoted the lines, ' CUalasof gnW
nre fetters still."
Condition of the rose matket: "The
rrse that all aro praising is not the rose
for tre." In course not, deary. Whit
allure priising comes to high for any
body but a millionalrs
Should you I.o a sufferer trom ilyapepsia,
indigestion, malarial, or tveakness,you can
hee-uied by Brown's Iron Uilters.
The purest treasure mortal times af
fords is spotless reputation.
Chuupioii Prohibitionist: Mr. Brown
w.tutg to punish the liijnor drinker as
well as the liquor seller. F.gg says, ha
will go a step beyond Mr. Brnwn. lie
wauts Iho liquor itself punished and he
is willing to punish all he can or it.
.Substitution: It was at a party. Misa
Aug. line bad been persuaded tm preside
at tlie piano. "There," sti I Serephina,
ns Angelina took np a piece of music.
4 She has taken a tune from the rack,and
now she will put us all on iu"
8vdney Smith heinejll, his phvsician ad
vised lasts 1. 1 "lake a wulk upon nn empty
stn-iiai-li." Usui tylinsej" sskctl 8iduey.
Still la-tier sli ps lo lake wind. I be tha pur;
chase of Dr. It. V. Pierec'a "Gulden Medi
cal Discovery" ami Plensunt Pursalive
Pellets," which nro eStieciallv valuable to
llios" wlio are nliliceil to lead sedentary
lives, or nre afuicted with any chronic di
seate of ihe stomach or bowels. By drug
gists. A young rasoal: "Cbarhfl, my boy,''
sell Deacon Jones, "of course I desire)
yon tu esteem yon cousin Grace, but it
is hardly most that yon sbnuld.klss ber
quite so warmly." "Why, father I" re
plied the young rasoal, "to b-t true to
your instructions, I must insist upon
Grace before meet."
Cared a SO Year'a Invalid.
No. 422 Kutaw Street, Baltimore. Mary
land. Dr. U. V. Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y.:
Dear Sir My wife was a hnpeless Invalid
for nearlf twenty years. Your "Favorite
Prescription" has cured her
Gratefully, It. T. McCAY.
MncSbodiMgh'a mistake: "Yonbavo
n distinguished company here," remark
ed old MucShnddeigh, who was the first
to make his appearance at the select sup
per given by his city friend. "Distin
guished the deuce ! ' said the host; "tbey
are the waiters. Very few of the guests
have yet arrived." It was a mistake that
might be made at almost any select sup
per ou the English plan.
To Consumptives,
or thn with weak bine, spittlnc nf Wood,
iirnnrnilis.nr kimireit atn-etions or throat nf
Iuii5s..eni two stampt (or Dr. B. V Plorcn'a
treatise nn thesn maladies. Address the
ilKlor, Buffalo. N. Y.
Wealthy land-holder: It was a terrib
ly windy day. The dust was blowing
"own the street and sifting into every
available nook. Gns Sincsndly was boast
ing to n friend of his r-'al esUte transla
tion. Gns asked; "Do ynn, own any real
pstAte?" " Yon bet I do," said his friend:
"Iwa or three acres of It," "Bnt its all
In your eye," said SIngsadly, as ha
noticed his friend trying to dig the dust
ont of bis eyes with his knuckles.
Don't be Alarmed
at Tlrieht's Disbar-, Dials-les. nr any disease
of Ihe kidney., liver nr urinary oresn., aa
11. .p Bitters will certainly and lasttnilr
cure you, snd It Is th only thing that will.
Two young ladles. evid'Utly firm
ont of town were walking about the
streets the other day, when one nf them
discovered a bunch of bananas. Stop
ping to look at them, she adjnsted ler
glasses and said. "Well, I do declare, if
them ain't big'r s'ring bonus thin I
evir siw In all my life.'
The n-tckcnsAck Itepnblican has dis
covered that country editors are begin
ning tn learn that it doesu't pay to set d
a twn-dollsr paper to a two cent man,
especially when the Utter is too sensitive
about paying for ii In ndianco. Yea, sir;
and .the oonulry editor who hasn't the
backbone lo shut down on every mother's
son who wont pay promptly will certain.
ly not have the wherewithal to pay his
own indebtedness.
Hew to gat Wall.
Thousands!.! periiaarr constantly troub
led wilb a. cnniliiiialiun of disessea, Dis.
eased kidneys and ciisllve bowel are their
tiiriiieutors. Tnev should know that Kid
tiey-Wort arlaon Hies oresnsat tha same
Umr, ranalnglhriii tn throw off th isona
iwLXmua? Uuu
Ix.