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Kvnnr DuacnirrioK or itux Asb tktn i o d rnntm! AT VEIfV LOW PRlClia. VOL. X., No 19. LEHIGHTON, CARBON COUNTY, PA., SATURDAY, APRIL 1, 1882. If not paid in advance, $1.2j ' CARDS. Attorn e M. UAPSHKK, ATTOItNUV AND COUN 881.1.0 It T LAW. BA!StsST,t.iHtoTOit,PA. S.lnsUtnd Collection Anno Will Hue ind B .11 B . 1 L' - . ..,tiw.v-.n..,i .l-.llv dnRe COl" ..Item promptly raid., billing Kstatw f stents. .p.r.laliy. ay o. eoiisuii., , - . adu.riotn. Ncl W. H. DOOLITTLK. B. II. WABHKn U M 'MtE.I. -i (Late Assistant Cotu'r nr. Patents.) B. H. WARNER & CO., Attorneys atLaw, WAtiNt.n ItulI.DiKO, W ASHINKTON i D . . Attention tr ven tn Patent and Mlnlnjca.es. Lands, Petitions. II.. anil . s. nn.l Oaeernm.-nt claims. Attention proinp , cl.a'u.'S iiiou.Tiito. Address with s amp. Iteter to .ljn.lio.r l Congress and the Headset! (Jiivornmein iii parltnenti. dec. 10, 18S1 c Physicians and Dentists. A. IiEIMIAMI.K, M I)., PIIYr-IClAV ANtll'KUK.). 8pelai attention ptld l. t'hpiiilr lil.eit.. Offlo: rlouih Hist corner lriinin'.(i..l ts.. I.c klchloa,l'a. Aprl U. IMS o. iu:iini, .m. i. V. S KxmmlnliiK Surijenii. PRA OTICINQ PlIYsIUl AN ami SO t O!!0t. OaricKi Hank street. Henna's iilocu, Le.ncli lou, I'll. May be consaued lu the Germ Lauguajru. Nov. S". rpiruMs IllMll.Kl.n, L UONVKYANUKII. AND GENERAL INSURANCE AGENT The f illottlnr, l.ihpitiUN nth ll.prfiitlil! LEA A.N )N XV I'UAT, I'IRK, RKAillKO MUTUAL VI IIS, WtUMINO FlUS, rorrsviLr.K fir. LtiHIUI! l.'IRIC.nnil liUlllV EMtttl. AI:CH)j:N T iNSUItANUK. Alan rnn.vlvanl- and '.In'ml IIov riil.t t.o-4vanrt In'nrau. e:vmta'-v. -U.arcB3I.I371 IIIOS. KI-.MKItKIl jgEimitD I'.'lIJiMIVS, Coviitt nvilDiKO, MAUUU CHUNK. Pn. Fire Insurant Agent. W POLIiJIKs; In SAFE Oompinles only, at Reasonable Rates. Aug. 2J-yl QAR BON HOUSE, J. W. UAUDENnUSH, PROPKlETOIt, IIaukSt., Lkiiioiitok, Pa, ' ThaOARBO! llncsK."!TtirsIltit.clafsceiin. nodailons to the Traveiln-r public, llonntlntc br the Hay or Week on Reasonable Terms Choice Odcar. Wines and I. Seniors alwayinn : h.in.l. 'Clomt She.ls ami Stable, wlih into . ire Haulers, attached. Ai.rll 10-yl, JOHN F. HALBACIT. Instructor of Music, . (Piano, Organ, Voico and Theory.) LEHIGIITON.rA. Sole uajent for the WEBER PIANOS and lh NEW ENO LANUOIiUANS; And dealer In all kinds of Plannsand llritms. Terras low and easy. Mate, lumber, bricks, tcaken In exchange rtheet Malta and book, furnished wn short Detlce. For particulars, terms, &c, Addrrss, ' JOHN F. HAI.UAfll. Aut; 3, 1S79-1T. Lehlchlon. Pa. JAVIU UUUSKT.S Livery & Sale Stables (SANK 8TltKIST.LtlllIITO.S, I' FAST TROTi'INU IIOUSES. ELEUANT CAUUIAUKS. Aa( VMttlTaly LOW kit P11IHCS thnu auv ,etber Livery lu the Cojuly. Large and hndtoine carilaces for ?jner'l varaeses and Weodlaas. U AVI L) IsuaKUT Ker. 11, ISIS. J. W. RAUDENiiUMl Resnsetlully annonno. s to the putilto that he kas opeaed a NEW LIVER V ST MILK In naa.etlen with his hotel, aud Is iireiiared to (Uralsk 'reams fur Funerals, Welajs o: Mam Trips, a shortest notice and mnjt llbeial terms. All rders left at the'-ltrb n 11. ...ro will rew-lre lirerapt atleutl'in Stable un Nor li .1 rret, ext the hotel, Lehlxhu.a. Jan'J2-l Wauid tou a re-tor. a lo i)Ua D if n'lhnnrl 9 ' VODTII AND AlU)DIK-.ai:D. Bad siauid aud VMm trill et a i. mauUJUu i f. J.T. KQ A a. OKdf usours N.T Jallfji RUPTURE wtn'ttinu wl IJ-i. wlnt'.oa Hint lne arreatest Invention of tbea-el' i-ei. ou- mm. klt. xjot tree. Prol. J. Y. KUAN. ocen ban, W.Y. lr i7, i MILTON A. WEISS, CARRIAGE BUILDER, Bank Street, Lehighton. REPAIRING Of all dewnpllon promptly at'ended to at th m.i.t rra.QnMhle prices. AVAII Work Kuaraoteed. and palrooas; If respectfallT lolleiied. Jsn..jl 1 v Railroad Guide. pUII.A. &. niCAUINO UAll.HOAU. Arrangement of PMsePKPt Trains. anuaTy nv '$81 Trains leave ALLKftTOtt'N as f tillowst- (VIA r.BMOJItN SAllUOADI. For PInlMielpbla atM:J.,1.15. Ii.io, a.m.. and '3 U p. in. -UKDAYS. Por riiiladclphln at M.20 a. m..J..T n. m. IVIA IiASl I'FKXA. Ui:AKCIJ.I Porrteidinr: m il 11" I rmLui .-, o.co, m I2..5. 4.: l. m:d UUp. m l'oi Laucaaternud Uulumtiia, CIO. OA a.m. and 4.30 p m . UNDAYS For r.eadini. Uirrubuic. r.nd way pn nls 0 )J o. in. 1 mlu roll A LLK TOWN leave o lollows, (VIA l'KUKlOJir.N ItAILHOAO.) Leave riu'aiteliihlii. 7.0 n. iu. a'ud 1.0J, l.:o nc 5.1 n. iu I.c.ivo Plillaralphln, 8.0 n. m., 3 It and M.S0 i. m. IVIA EAST l'KXNA BIlASril.l I cave r.e-olns.7 so lr.Sun ni.,J.l0 S.01.-urt e. I.rave irnnWiurtt t .0 S tc nndP.So a. si.. 1.43 mid l.uo u. m. I.rnve I.nncaU'r t7." a. re l.m ntirl n.l'i p. m. rein "toMiuibln :.6'n. n 1.10 and s to p. m, l:n.in K ii Heel Depot. nUMJAYS. enve iteiiillnir. 7.20 n. m (.care lluitlii.uii:,r.'.0 n.m Tialits vie Perktnrn',u Hoate mariie-l tnti (irun o l.nd rim Dcpol Attti r.l)d O -ecu Mir elR, P lliiili'liih'a, other truius lo and from llioid-triot JJci.ot. Tiie.1 nudi...ni tinliisfroinAllfntoirii, ml the'1.3 ni d 5.15p in. trt.m Irnui Philu. ili'initin.la 1 criinnieu it..liio.d,ba o tlnough rain lo sud lium Puilpci'lplila. J. 1C. yOOTlEN. Gei.ernl HannQtr. CO nANCOPK. Gm'l ran.& llckct Aletlt. Nnveiiiut'i tttli. JOHNR.G.WEYSSER, PIIOPKIKTOR OF THE Wttst End Brewery. Mal'cii Chunk, Pa. Pare Porter atifl. Lapr Bee: Del. vi rod all over the State. Octot.cr8.16M 1 arbon Advocate OFFICE FOR Cheap Printing 1 j Ski ZaX w ft Central Carriage Works, Itiinl; St.. Luhiglitoii. Fa., Are prepared to Manufacture Carriages, Buggies, Sleighs, Spring Wagon, &c, Of every description, In the most substantial luanner, aud at l..iwut i;nti Prices. Ilepairliit.' 1'roniiitlj Atlciiilid to. TItEXI.EIt & KREIDLER, April 28, 1870 yl Proprietors. 1RMERS, LOOK loYonr INTERESTS ANU PURCHASE TliresMng Macliincs and. Agri- I The lle-t In the Market at J. . GAREL'S. Also, on hand, and for Sale in Iiti to Suit Purth.inr. tltbAP r'uli UAMi U),()()() leet Georgia Yellow Pine Flooring, White Pine Boards and Floor ing, Lath, &c. AT UlR nAIII.WAItK STOUTS, April ..n LkIUGIITON, Pa. XEUY0US DE1ULI Y : a cunr, (i(jauami:i i. ,?rrZr-y,J,"'ti'!tn ,,d U,A,S TOEAT WlNT.a..-IUc .or HjUfUn. I.iiUuib., Con VO i.li.lli'. Ni-lViiim i A "I. Urn. f Loiif Meuion. i.o, lua out osa, Iu.ik lenry.luvni.inlair IJ'iila i. l'ris..i.imiiu!i At.; iaii.B.i bv liter t-si-trn. rliiibue i.r aim iratu. Oiio box will nire ncem is is. acn txix cut in un.' ii in tt.' tiratn ru. One dm nr oox or a x i xe foi flvn du.l ri- aim bi ni.ilpirpiii..ii irr. ipt . o.-.ie, Weeunr an ee .it boxM locirrauy cu-e W th each idir cietiilb u.loi ,x brxen. .civoioaii. Ie.iit livi'd.ila nu-vil. s. ud tl.e i urch er ml wruien Kiiarai t.' inreiurii tbn umurv If ilietira-m ntrt.- imi err.ci a ruin iiaar-l.t.'-QrU .nlr irbru ibe iiealiurn iord r. ei O let-i irnui u. J m' o wiibT to.. Poi Pr nnetur 'S' A: mw. r,ita n ki..i h'cr o,Iil, a J DU..LIMJ .rtul, Ihieb. ton P. i fMITn XblNEACO., Wholesale Anntt Ph.ladoibis, a(t tt,l lr aVIUl I The grc?.t superiority of DR. BULL'S COUCH SYRUP over allother cough remedies is attested by the immense popular demand for that old established remedy. For the Cure of Coughs, Colds, Hoarseness, Croup, Asthma, Bron chitis, Whooping Cou-;h, Incipient Consumption and for the relief of consumptive persons in advanced stages of the I incase. For Sale bycIlDruists. Price, "j cents. PLANING MILL AND Cabinet Ware Factory, ATSLATIMJION. JOHN BALLIBT, Propr., ItonlNi'i nil U'lid-mi.l Hires ut Viu. JUmlrck UnU ii ml JlaiJWoLir Lu-iiotT ana Utou m vuicU luixct utuuuy atiouiit of utile I' tor DresseD Lumbell OF Al.ii KINDS. Dciur.s, hnslics, Itlimls, Shutter, Miiiildlnys, CnMuvt Ware, Sic, .With Promptness. Brackets Made to Order. Tlie MretiiiHTV in nil new ntiflor tl:n lirnnml m-'Kt tuuxoveti kimlf. 1 cifiul'.y none but tlio best uotKinoii, UhC veil raotto. mttl coltMi tviij'.tuut umilio elnutlitu tPi''ntt( t cnltr h.i n!ai't lim to nil nh 11 a iuvnr me with n mil. Oi'itT-t i. mm I inoinptly ntlctiiicti to. v sh'trw nro nm i ntt tonus cutli. or iiiteicht ti.iigL'U oiler tilriy ci QlVIi MA CACX KV T lio( ci.-fifrrft In IIujU np will flnrt it t ilicir ntlvi'iidio t' h -ve Millug, t lttO" Hinn1 Donrf, -ns.ica, rltutfcrs, Sc. ti mrde nt Ihl Mnr JOHN lA XI KT. DANIEL WIEAND, Carriages,Wagons.Sleighs,&c cortMEit or BANK A XI) IKON STiir.ETS, LEIIICII1TON, Penna., Particular attintlon given to REPAIRING In ft'l Its details, nt the very Lowest Prices. Patronnui- rrsiH-eifnlly solicited and perfect satlffiirtlon auarn. teed. Dec 0. 187B.J1 1JAN. WIEAND. Catarr ELYa' Cream Balm EITeclually clean f t,'"-Hin sYi Fi'S lite 11 1 Sill pos. C&na'X'r'Zjl 1 Oatnrrl,. S Pmf Bf(B I "' "". can.lni scs lite li is.il pas. flHIIIIIllltltill, I TO fri WPS if JMl c" t'l mem- 3 fm tm !',r:' .'"it. "-'i'- pli tely heals the s resatid resiores he st'nt.. nftiiste unit sun II. Hrne. tlcl i ri sulls re real' ted by u few BJ A-ITCfEra-vini'l'lli-atloiis. A iTj a -rtm v jj ,hriin(!n treat. ment will cu-e I'atanh Hay Kevir, Ac. Un eqinillrd for o. . lit. In the lii'mt. Aiirernl.le to u.e. Apply b the Utile finxer Into the n.. trlls. On r elpt uf 60o will mall a psckairo. S- For Sal" l.y all iliu ui.isln I hljli. ton EIAS'OKEAM UAIjM fl).. novSS-yl UweKO, N. y. 1881. HOIMYS. 1881. Irs. C. DeTSCHIRSCHSKY He.ree' fully announces to her friends ai d the ulillo item rally, that she is n..w ricilvlng; an) oprnlnac lor I In lr Impioli.n a lurmr stork tl.aneter ul the very latest nuveltlii In Toys & Fancy Goods, Snfahle fir HfiLIIlA'.' PRESENTS for Yi una and I II. I. Rirh iind Poor, Hnn'i fall lo rail enrlr unilv-cure nrsl eliolee and lt bari;ili.. She also eills Hie r attention to her New, Laricrai d Eli (ant aiiurtiutui of NOTIONS, eomprl.tnK Underwrar, Itcrlln and Oarman. town Wools. Hosiery, ln.p"rietl and I'o merito HII.Ihii.s tllotrii, Floer. and a one assortment ol New Designs IN FANCY ARTICLES Alio, In eMinecllon with the above! a full aad cumplato slick of (1F.PJIAN FKUITS, LIMDl'ItOER CHEESE. t'niiili. & fniireetfous, together with a variety ofUoals not icrnrra! I) kept ii an n. lie St. .re In town, lftvudo nut n o I ai )un want, ask l .r It. A sh .re ol J.ulille pairnnaKe s.dleltad, and perfect a..tlrl.ri.n iiuaranteed In prlco and qualliy of goods. Seconfl St, 2 floors aWe Iron, Nov. So, JMl-inS. LEHIUHTON, Ta. (JgfThe Carbon Advocate one year for $1, and Kendall's Horeo Book as a premium. TIEE BOYS. There come the boys I Oh, dear, (he noisel The whole house feels the racket; Bebnhl the knee of Christie's rants, Ami weep o'er Bertie's jacket I But never tnind j If eyrs'ltrep bright, Anrt limbs grow straight ami hmber; We'll ralher lose the tree's whole bark Than find un sou nil the timber. Now hear the lops and marbles roll ! The Doors oh, woe belule thcni I Ami I must watch the bamtlers, For I know the boys who ride, them 1 Link well as you descend the stairs,. I often God Idem haunted -By ghostly boys that make no noise Just when their noise is wanted. The very chairs are tied in pairs, And made to pruiire and ratier; What swords are whittled out or sticks j What brave hats made ol paper. The dinner-bell peals loud and well To tell the milkman's mining! And then the rush of "steam car trains" Sets ail our eare n-humining. How olt I say, "What shall 1 do, To keep those children quiet V If 1 ciiuhl find n Kiod receipt I certainly should try it. But what to do with these wild boys, And all their din and clatter, Is really quite a grave affair, No laughing, trilling matter. "Boys will be boys" but not for long; Ah, could wo bear about us This thought how very soon our boys Will learn (o do without us. How anon, and tall, deep voiced men Will gravely call us "Mother," Or we be stretching empty hands From this world to the other; More gently should we chide the noise, And when night quells the rarket, Stiich in but loving thoughts and prayers While mending panti and jackets. Housekeeper. DEEDS, NOT WORDS. Edith and Kut Graham, were pirla of nine uud ttii jenia uld. Tliev wir.i both clever, nnil bud the keen love (pr some of their studiea enmbiped uith the tlrmiL' dislike ol othm which ian mark nf tunny inti lligeiit cLil.lrtn. IfiUe lovttl hisuirv ; tuith, on tbe.cnntrnry, thought jt "very dry," hikI pr. lerrxl gnrn l.y nr.d even sum, much In the wonder ol beraisttr, Ihty were bulk very fond ol poetry, ai.d vi lieu the day cfiu.1) rouud nil which it htooci tn the Iibsoii liat, they wtre'glad. One dny E-itt hud cbi aen the uvll Kuouli pm ni of CnaaiibiaiicaV- for tier pice, nud Inving niid il'vitll mid enj.ij td the Htijii.t,' of it, nd htt molber'n praihe wlieu it was di lie Aw l.iid down ihe book nud 6uwlh.it hirsitirbnd been lihttniuy while the repmtrd the veisea. Do you like it, KulV' she Kaid. "Like it!" cried tbeixcituhle Kate. "I think it la spletitlid! Whut would I not have tiven lo be that boy! To die stub noblo denlh and to lie such a htro!'' "What do you call lieirgn htro, Kute?" Kaid her mother, smiling ur she walcbed K..te' fluetiug cheeks aud bparkliu'g eyes. "Ob, mother! A lien.? Why, some one who dieH ou tbo field of baltle, or kills his eneuiyj or or " 'Ii bnrut up nlive,"tu!d EJitb.qnietly. "But I fancy," tsid Mrs. Grubr.m, "that you rntber uiIkh the lesson of the poem. What do you think, Kate, tlat Caaxatiiuuca died to pruvt?" "Why, mother," snid Ktile, "ha died because he wns n brave, noble boy, aud wns not ulraid, even of buch a dreadful death!" "Well, I admire him as ranch as jon do, Kite; hut I Mill think that yrm have li"t fully uuuVrhtood what is the rial beauty of his chnriotcr. Alt the herots thnt 1 admire either mflir or conquer, or do great di eds for some particular end which they hud iu view; not merely for the sake of shotting bow brave, or how clevir or how great they are. Whal.uow, do you say wns the reason that Cassabl. unra atood so bravily there, while tbo terrible flames came nearer and neanr, and even until they wrapped him round in fir.?" "Uisfatbtr told him to wait there," aid Edith in ber gentle voice. "Y.s," cried Kate, sriziug the idea at otire; "be died nt his pnnt of duty, aud it was a splendid thing to do. I wish I was a boy, that I might be a soldier, aud diu ou the field of buttle, clasping the queen's colors in my nrma, or fighting bravely for my couulry." "Well." Mid Mrs. Graham, smiling, "there are plenty of opportunities given to both men and women to do brave Ibiugs and grand tbiuga: more, perhaps, thiiii you think. And do not forget that the beauty of CasKablimcii's heroic death ta iu nhedieuce. He died, as every hero wortny the name has died snob deaths as you admire, to prove his obed ience." Kite hluHbed at this, for her bright, impnl-ivr character was jnst of the korl which finds obedience the hardest lesson to learn, "Mother," she said, "whenever I.read or hear of things like this, I cannot help loniiing ts bave the chance ofdoiog the aame." "Don't be afraid, Kate. The with it in itself a noble one; but timimbtr, it riqniris a great deal that you have yet to leurn to heci'rae a heroiue.aud the chance may come sooner than yns think." A week or two after this conversation there onue what Kate aud Edith thought the mrst iLligbtful event of the whole year the annual visit to Ihe seaside. It was a mouth full of happiness aud en joyment. Captain Graham, their father, sometimes took them out on boating ex. peditiona, when they wtre allowed to fish for mackerel. Oue bright morning, the two girls had coaxed their father into promising to take thrm on one of these abort sea t.ips. They wtut down to the plac where boats were to he hired, aud chese Ihe one they liked best." now gtm. aalit Ituir father, "vcu two can get In and arrange yourself com. fortably, and yon nitit wait for me here. I have to go up into the town, hut I will he back in ten minutes. Dou't be up to any mischief, now, bnt whatever hap. pens stay here. Sam, the hontmau, will look after hia boat and yon to, to wait quiHly till I nlnru." . Awny went Capt. Graham on his t r mud, aud Kate ntid Edith look their places, neked many qneMioi.s of old Sam fctalter, whom they had known for several years, and wboseopii ion on wind. weath er fiii'd fi-htng prospects, they held in iiiticb nspict. A qttartir of an henrvienl by, and Mr. Graham did not teturu, then Sam snid to tbeni; "I hope the rap'n won't be long; for the tide's a-rrmin' in, fud we n.ijbt as well be i ff. We hLi.11 have n dunce be fore night; nud it won't be nil summer snilin' by this alternoon. But if yon young ladies irre not afinid if being left. I II just run up fur mi old tarpaulin o mine, which is kept up sit my ole wo man's cottage, and I'll lie down again lie fine the cap'n's nboard." "Alraid. Sum!" iried Kale, a little in jured. "Why, jour cottage is close by; and and-'we re neter afraid of any thing. Su s'ntn went for tlie tarpanlin, and the two girls talked aud planned and arrang ed their hooka and lines, mid forgot everything but the happinrs.-i of the mo ment, tbo blue sky, the diblnnt groups nf children pi lying on the shore, the plens- aut nir. and the delightful prospect ol two hnnrx fishing. Presently they wi re aroused from their cureless talk by fei ling (be boat move. They were Very much etnrtlt-d when again it lurched slihlly, and then touched the milhI with n i rating found. "Ob, Kutt?" s.iid Edith, seizing her sister s band. "What is it? Atiain the boat moved ninro decidedly. and the water rn.bcd round it with n gurpling Miuiiil. "I do believe," cried Ka'e, throning nMile her line, "the tide is close tn nul Father hiiid it wna cniuiiig in. Oh. why did he lente lis? What can be be doiDgV" And she started up with lur wrnted nergy and im;.tilr-e. The boat grte a r 11 ss abe moved, nud she nuaiu fell lor word, neiirly iipeittinii her s-'ister Hseho did no. Edith gave u scream and ilung to htr. "it.itel Kati 1 she cried, "e sbyll be tiiki nont tu sin, mid no one, raiteave r.s! And Sni faid the ni-atl.er would change. 1 here will be Mount' hlieiilmimt ahriek ed, "and we th'iill be drowned! O futLcr, lather!" The crus at;d sobs of poor Edith nrotihiil Kute.'n strongir tpirit. Thebnal was by this time completely Hon'ttil, end sbe was wrought to a pitch of Herman excitement iu its way us ovupou trim; ns ISilitliV. ' Whatever we do, it must be quickly done," she thought; nud they were yet more terrified hk the inenn lug lide rolled n larger wave under the boat lilting it higher in the water; so high, that this lime it did not touch the sand again. "iMlilb, aho said; "no one can hear ns here. I see nothing of Sum and fsth er does not come. We lmd better get out wliil" we catyuid run to tbehhnre. Come Edith, come!" she exclaimed, catching Edith by the vriat iu her excitement; we can do it now! In another minute It will be too lute, the boat will be out at sea." "No Kate, I cannot," cried tier sister, sohbii'g bittirly. "I canuit do ill Let go my hand. I shall tail backwards If you drag me so." Come this iu.hinll" cried Kile.climb- iug over the bom's side us she did sn. 'Edith, come!" "Father told ns not to stir, whatever happened," crii d her sister, "I must do as he said, Kale, Won't yon stay, too?" But Kate, who was barging to the side of the boat, had now no choice but to let herself drop as the swaying of the water lilted it up. H. r fett were iu the water and sbe felt the beach. Jmt then ns sbe tnrned to run aahore, she saw ber father beckoning ber to stay where sbe was, running at lull speed down the pathway on the cliff. Sbe called to him with all ber strength, uud fouud too late bow fool ish she had been to leave the boat. 'The tide was coming in rapidly, and along, swirling wave lifted her off her feet, aud sbe lost her balance and fell to the ground. In ber full Kate's feet had become tn. tangled in a long wreath of seaweed, and sbe was tl rowu against a sharp stone, which graz-d ber forehead. The poor girl fainted ami knew nothing more until she found btrself in bed, iu the little room which ihe aud Edith chart d to gether. "Edith?" was the first w ord the uttend Edith sprang forward with an exclu- nialinn ot joy at bearing ber sister's voice. Capt Graham .then drew near aud stoop ed tn kiss her. "Well, Kale," he sii.l, "nbata fright yon gave poor Sim aud niej What wire yon thinking about?" "l'uthrr the sea the boat!" the said in a tearful voice. "The boat, silly little girl!" said ber father.smlllng. "Why did yon not know that it wax tautened to a stake? Did yon think that I, or Sam, either, would have leltvnuiti a boat, unmoored, with the tide cowlnu in, to drift ont tiseaalon.?'' Just then Kate saw her mother aland log close by h nklog both sad nud pale, fr she had beeu much frightened whin Kate was lirnnuht home liiseu.il le. A flood of recollection came over poor Kale, and she burst into leura, 'Mother " she kaid, raising ber brad from the kind encircling nrma that were round her, "alter all, E'ljlb. who never think a nr saya an) thing alioutb. ii.g brave was a real heroine to-day. Ki.e sat si ill. and stayed where father Uld her, and I was frightened and ran away." "Ne?er raiud. my Kate; nut time yon win say in yonrseii Deeds, not words. 1 and I will have two heruluei iu my fam- 1 By. For Ihe CensoN AnrocAta. .tCIU.VriFIC M.TXS. Dr. Wm. A. Uauimond finds over heated apartmeriis lo be a potent cause of nervona irritability. If wewonld pre sent our amiability and our tranquility of mind we should live In well-veutilAled roonia kept at n temperature of about sixty five degrees. Of the sense of taste. Prof. McKrtv drick states that the base of the tongue Is most sensitive tobiltere, and the tip tu sweets. A substance mnst be soluble in the fluid of the mouth to create table, bnt no definite relation has ber.u found be tween the thtniical condition of bodies and their taste. Modern improvement! have increas ed the power of the microscope so great. ly that it la now made to magnify about 100,000 diameter. The best unaided human vUion can see no objects much smaller than the three-hundredth of an inch In diameter; but the most skillful microscopists, with their best iustrn tin uts. nre able to examine monads a buudred-thotiHundth of nu it ch in diam eter: Beyond this miuulencbs la obscur ity. It has been estimated that the ulti mate particles or atoms composing nil matter can be no more Ibau one twenty- millionth of nn inch in dinimter, so that it seems hardly probable that they will ever be revealed lo huuiau eyea. Dr. T. Sterry Hunt has calculated that.tbo amount of carbonic, acid stored iu the limestones of the earth would lorni not less than two hundred atmospheres equal iu weight to our o u, This, to gether with the carbon nf the coul-beda, must have been drawn from tbeair.which he believes gradually receives its supply nt the gas Irom iuteratell..r space. If the astronomical vj,w that the moon was once n part of Ihe earth's mass be tine, the moon in its early nge must have revolved much nearer to the earth than now aud must 1 rive caused prodig- Inns tides upon its pareut planet as shown by Prof. Hall. Prof. J. S. New. berry finda in geological evidence a re- lutatiou of this theory to the extent, at least, of proving conclusively that no such lidi a could have existed eiuce the eommet cmieut of the geological record. lie doea not hesitate to assert theref re thnt ihe astronomers are in error iu re gard to the moon's geutsis; or lb-it if It was once a portion of the earth, the sep nintion took place at a period so remote thnt it had receded to nearly Its present distance, before the dawu of life on the earth. --Explorations by a Bns-ian party show that the eastern shore of the Gull of Obi, in northern Siberia, is neurit fourteen miles west of the place assigned to it by existing maps. A successtul operation, dutii-g which the patieut-A-as kept immcr-ul in water tor sixteen day., was recently, pelf, rim tl by Dr. S.ingenbeck, of Berlin. Among other npplievtlous, these "permnu-nt hatha," are said to be i specially valuable in cases of burcs. The auroras observed by Baron Nord rnskjolel at the winter quarters of the Vrga, iu latitude C7 degrees 5 mluules north, were mostly feeble nud lacked the ray-like formation so often cbar.icteristio of these phenomena. A simple luminous arc, low in the sky, was mt.st common; and this distinguished navigator's theory is that the aro forms a portiou of a per runuest luminous crown above the earth's pole. German measurements give the fol lowing us utnuug the greatest dally ntiau lilies of r.iiufall recorded in Europe: At Lolberg, Sept. 7, 1B80, four inches of rain fell In seven hours. At Brtslau, August C, 1HG8, four and a half Inches fell. At Khtustbal, in the Harz, the dally maxi mum observed Is four and a half inches; and at IIochenswand,In the Black Forest, it is five inches. TIME AND MONEY. "How much will you charge a lesson?" asked Mrs. Siugit of the German Profes sor, who had just tried her voice. "Veil, Madame I sharge two dollars. but yon seeng so bootilnl it's belter I dake jou for von quarter." So Mm Siugit hurried home and told her husband how Professor PuinpernicUe had been so anxious to see u re ber for his 'concert pnpil"lbat he had cut his terms down from two dollars to twenty-five cents a lesson. Siugit had disconrged bis wife's lyrio flights, but he decided tLat he could stand the xtravnguuee un der Ihe circumstances, uud Mrs. Singit sang away. At the end of three months Pumper- uli-kle's little bill came in. It very natur ally called for forty dollars. Old Siugit looked at it as though he had been sclap- od and pulling his hat down over his ears, lit (.ut homeward. "See here, Mrs. Slngitr be howled, 'didn't you tell me that your iufiral squeaking with PutnptrnloMe was to cost but u quartet?" A quarter for each baton, my dear; that would be let me see, twenty lis- soi a -five dollars, yon know, ' And Singit sailed forth again, and stormed into tha Professor's room just as he was executing some offending com position or other. "What do you mean by this outrageous bill, sir?" be drman-ied. "Vot isb dol?" replied the ajitnnl.hed Pumperniokle; "dot beet is purlectly chorrect " "But Mrs. Singit saya yon told ber you would be glad to take ber for a quarter "Dot's ao dot's so! I liko rather I geeve lessons by the qnarter, and three mouths is vnu quarter, and vou quaiter ia forty dollar," Aud Siugit rubbed his ear moment in silence, while something dawned up on him. Then returning home, with a word or two for his wife's private ear. he rnuiiuoted that after all tbera are Cases where time Is not money. Artora ofleu qu irril. but they alwaya have to "make up" before they go on to the stage. EIOET HUNDRED THOUSAND PEOPLE. There are already booked for passage to this country iu 18b2,ncnilt a half mil. lion people, and it is estimated that 800, 0(0 will emigrate from Europe cud Can ada to the West and Northwest, In const qneuce of this vaat tbronp.lhe "Albert l.cn Houlc," (Chicaoo, Bock Island & Pacirto lt'r) bus been ottu. pell, el In put upon Itiliue an additional Fast Ex tress Train, compost d of most elegant day at.il night cars leaving Chi cago at 11 a. ni., and reaching Miuuei.pn Us early the next morning iu ample time to allow those going In Ntiltln m Minne sota. Dakota or Manitoba, lo obtain their breakfast and luako Ihe couuectiou foi nil points North or Northwest. This tralu is run especially to ronnrct wilb the new rxprns trains- which the Northern Pacific, and St. Puu! Minne apolis and Mnnitnt n lliillrrnds (tbel.t tiralSl. Vincent) have jut put upon their laieR The riguhrevM'ingfxprcsR train from Chicago, will be run as heretofore', ni1 in ike the evei iug connections from Mi. ueapolis for nil points iu the territory named above. Ills important, and travelers sliotiln bear it iu luiud.tlmt there urn no earring, transfers by the "Alticrt I.ea llotile," passengers being landed in Union De pots at Minneapolis aud St, Paul. This is the route lo travel ovi r for sure connections, and is the pleasantest nud most comfortable lino tn the Northwest. The trains of the 'Albert I en Itimtc' leave Chicago from the depot of the O'rrnt Itock Island, the old iivnrite with travel, rs destined lor Kansas. Col orado, New Mexico, Arizona and the Pa cific Coast. Send your address lo E. St. John.Qen ernl Ticket and Passeugtr Agent, Chica go, and obtain our new illustrated Wrs tebw Teaic WANTED TO BE MAEEIED ANYWAY. Yesterday a dil tpidated, world-worn looking man, whose entire outfit would not bring a qnnrirr, idged I. is way into Iiislicv Pick's office h1 Cleveland, follow, ed by an equally tike less appearing wo man. "Ia the Fqnar' to bum?" inquired the man. "Ho Is." replied the magistrate. "Wo wail's ter get hitched," laid the timid, blushing vistul. "Two dollars," seid the squire. "Ain't yer a little steep?" asked the woman ntir nsily. "Conl.lii'l drop a notch or two, nohow, could yon?" The uncharge n'. lily of Ihe f.-e wns t x-plufue-J.nnd the e-undidatesi begun a hope, leas hunt through "heir pocki ts for the collater.l. From a ncesa in her gown Ihe anxious virgin brought two dimes, n niekle, ntid a pntched half dollar. The prospi ctivn head of n family went into every pocket and suspicion thereof, with a net cash r stilt of 43 cents, and further nttimpts to increase the pool wero fruit less. "Will a dollar eighteen cash do yc? irsinnatcd the lady. "HanJly," sal 1 the justice, and after several nil era pis to get a reduction, two loving but aching hearts were removtd from the effice. Presently the seat of Justice wns invnd d. and the mntri'moii- iillly 'nelined pair once more stood be fore 'Sqnirp Peck. No limn was lost In skirmishing, and the woman came direct ly to the trout, planked down the hand tul of coin with the remark: "Hitch us as fur's it'll go, jedge." The "Jeelge" weakened at the last at- tick, and did a S3 legal job, with trim mtngs, and presented the bride with the money as a starter. NUiniEtt 117. A good thiugHi a Imr held awhile since in the city of Boston was the ait gallery, uud the best if the art g-.llery wns No. 117. This mysterious number caused a great deal of fun. The young lady at Undent was well suited for her position, keenly eujnying a joko. During the fair, while she was alone with the work of art, a young gentleman fnnntered i i, inspected Ihe exhibition of talent, laughed attLepuns.aud wasjebout to retire. "Oh, jon have not seen 117?" The young ftllcw looked at his pro gramme: "i 17 'One sweet kiss before we part.' " He blushed, and give a hesitating step toward the door, a: d again lookeel at the lady. She very piteously continued: ' That is my duty to bhow you; that is why I nm here." The ct lor grew deeper on the poor fel low's fi.ee. IIu looked as though his faith in woman's modesty bad raceivid a drath-strckc as the ugh men wero down trodden and oppressed. The lady advanotd toward him, took his hand and laid iu it the biggest sugar kiB that yon can buy at a confectioners. With a sigh uf relief, and a guilty, con fused look at his own thought, the mod tat young man hurst lutn a laugh, and confessed it w as the l.i si j iVo ol the lair. IT'S THE IU WAY. She got out ot a larmer'u wagon and entered a store on Woodward uvenuo aud asked. "P you keep calioo?" "Y.sin." "Fast oldrs?" Warranted to wash?" "Ceitainly." "Is eight cents the obrairat?" "Yew, the vers cheapest." "Well, I came to see about bn; iug me lwo:shilliug towels for twenty ceuts apiece. Where do yon keep Vu,?" A niau wilb a silver-plated, double back uci.on.ciiiu bolder cumc lutn the sat olutu tbe'ntber day, and commenced rxplnluli-g the beaulie ol the article for holding silver halvi a. etc., aud he had gotteu half through before he f nnd be waa iu a printing Cke. When be aw hlamialakahe went lo the door, sadly . opv-nid it,audVlokedhlm.ilf cKax down .tain. CLOSED IN HARMONY. I..., - . .... i . . i -. ... . , "u 4i9 isuoi ii. , nn dhiiuif umi l flf , . . .... a l . 1 1, li t tl r It, ..'nr.,.!.,,. r.t I I j M....l..t -....... in. -nCK..e7 .- lil'lHOiw .1 1 A. ...I.. - 1 1 I . . moilstarltM ttinii 11 n lnev lTn .nnllnn -01. 1 J -.i . ., - . . T .1 . .1 , ...v. . n., ..... lliwuill. IIKV. A 1KJ -ft. el to ensure! ' vi...ir' ..iM., i it.. i.i ..... log up. "Jeanctle was crushed by " t-r.i. out wasu i iiini insi too nveiyi Only think, tn b eompletily crushed!" asked the young man Jn surprise. "I was saying how gruid it waato be ...... i i ni l . . .-. .. t Jeanetle that vrna ctusher ?" "Jeanettee, of course. " "Oh, how I wUh I had been in the Jenuelte's place." Then the pressure of business necessi tated turning down ihrgis,and the meet ing closed In harmony. Hew to Save. All hard workers are subject to bilious at mens which mat- enn in ilantfrour lllneea. Parker's fJIncer Tonic will keep the kid neys ami liver active.and he preventing the attack save much uli-ltnes-. loss of time and evienw. D'ly at Filch tfirtcs means dan ger. Dchoit Pi tt. Sea other column. If fine feathers i on"t make flue birds, why isn't a crow as handsome as a pea cock? We all liko to have fnll justice done to every other rogue in the world excepl onrselveH. A willing captivo: "Well. I'll bo bound," as the mnu remarket! when be luard quoted the lines, ' CUalasof gnW nre fetters still." Condition of the rose matket: "The rrse that all aro praising is not the rose for tre." In course not, deary. Whit allure priising comes to high for any body but a millionalrs Should you I.o a sufferer trom ilyapepsia, indigestion, malarial, or tveakness,you can hee-uied by Brown's Iron Uilters. The purest treasure mortal times af fords is spotless reputation. Chuupioii Prohibitionist: Mr. Brown w.tutg to punish the liijnor drinker as well as the liquor seller. F.gg says, ha will go a step beyond Mr. Brnwn. lie wauts Iho liquor itself punished and he is willing to punish all he can or it. .Substitution: It was at a party. Misa Aug. line bad been persuaded tm preside at tlie piano. "There," sti I Serephina, ns Angelina took np a piece of music. 4 She has taken a tune from the rack,and now she will put us all on iu" 8vdney Smith heinejll, his phvsician ad vised lasts 1. 1 "lake a wulk upon nn empty stn-iiai-li." Usui tylinsej" sskctl 8iduey. Still la-tier sli ps lo lake wind. I be tha pur; chase of Dr. It. V. Pierec'a "Gulden Medi cal Discovery" ami Plensunt Pursalive Pellets," which nro eStieciallv valuable to llios" wlio are nliliceil to lead sedentary lives, or nre afuicted with any chronic di seate of ihe stomach or bowels. By drug gists. A young rasoal: "Cbarhfl, my boy,'' sell Deacon Jones, "of course I desire) yon tu esteem yon cousin Grace, but it is hardly most that yon sbnuld.klss ber quite so warmly." "Why, father I" re plied the young rasoal, "to b-t true to your instructions, I must insist upon Grace before meet." Cared a SO Year'a Invalid. No. 422 Kutaw Street, Baltimore. Mary land. Dr. U. V. Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y.: Dear Sir My wife was a hnpeless Invalid for nearlf twenty years. Your "Favorite Prescription" has cured her Gratefully, It. T. McCAY. MncSbodiMgh'a mistake: "Yonbavo n distinguished company here," remark ed old MucShnddeigh, who was the first to make his appearance at the select sup per given by his city friend. "Distin guished the deuce ! ' said the host; "tbey are the waiters. Very few of the guests have yet arrived." It was a mistake that might be made at almost any select sup per ou the English plan. To Consumptives, or thn with weak bine, spittlnc nf Wood, iirnnrnilis.nr kimireit atn-etions or throat nf Iuii5s..eni two stampt (or Dr. B. V Plorcn'a treatise nn thesn maladies. Address the ilKlor, Buffalo. N. Y. Wealthy land-holder: It was a terrib ly windy day. The dust was blowing "own the street and sifting into every available nook. Gns Sincsndly was boast ing to n friend of his r-'al esUte transla tion. Gns asked; "Do ynn, own any real pstAte?" " Yon bet I do," said his friend: "Iwa or three acres of It," "Bnt its all In your eye," said SIngsadly, as ha noticed his friend trying to dig the dust ont of bis eyes with his knuckles. Don't be Alarmed at Tlrieht's Disbar-, Dials-les. nr any disease of Ihe kidney., liver nr urinary oresn., aa 11. .p Bitters will certainly and lasttnilr cure you, snd It Is th only thing that will. Two young ladles. evid'Utly firm ont of town were walking about the streets the other day, when one nf them discovered a bunch of bananas. Stop ping to look at them, she adjnsted ler glasses and said. "Well, I do declare, if them ain't big'r s'ring bonus thin I evir siw In all my life.' The n-tckcnsAck Itepnblican has dis covered that country editors are begin ning tn learn that it doesu't pay to set d a twn-dollsr paper to a two cent man, especially when the Utter is too sensitive about paying for ii In ndianco. Yea, sir; and .the oonulry editor who hasn't the backbone lo shut down on every mother's son who wont pay promptly will certain. ly not have the wherewithal to pay his own indebtedness. Hew to gat Wall. Thousands!.! periiaarr constantly troub led wilb a. cnniliiiialiun of disessea, Dis. eased kidneys and ciisllve bowel are their tiiriiieutors. Tnev should know that Kid tiey-Wort arlaon Hies oresnsat tha same Umr, ranalnglhriii tn throw off th isona iwLXmua? Uuu Ix.