FARRIERS' COLUMN. I.lrsi Moct: Trails or 1581, undone Of II I.OIUOMB. Great hopes were awakened In lSoO,nfan Imtnerw Kiirnjpim ilnnn.l fur our Live fleef Tnllle, for llm nilulont.nl loavin Hint ISpw York Clly shipped about 83,10(1 live l.nli.iolts, iinil .110,181! quarters of freli ilros c.U,frr In IHSO, against 3",205 live cUlL, nil ISK.llll ilrrsset quarters In 1870 The. autialp.U'ons for 1E81 liave not been rcall ed the rxportt, instead ol advancing, have, fallen back to 38,923 llvn beeves, and 2S7,- .MJdre,.ed quarters, and the sh.ppers also claim to have lost money. This has not c.iiiip from loss nf iopiilarlty nf American f.li beef In Great Drltlan or on the coutl ln'iit. fir It has steadily jrown ill favor. llien' rn tlncp or lour cullies lor the cline, which happily will not bo permim-, ent, for ft Is utidoubledly true that our broad j western pntlnrrr, nillt iinlinillcu suppllet f faltenlng cum, In averoga yenrs.cjn pro (lure fresh meat, and put it in tho markets nf Great Brilian and some oilier European markets at l.iwcr rales than It can pnvlbly be pmduid on Ibelr llmlled areas of high pricil lnd. Tlirco of tlio leaunns lor tho decline an! First, owing In a aucctss'nr. of bad grain tonaniif. the British agriculturists Itirned their. l.-nli.... more .,. litv .took, and .lie past year mere wss lemporariiy a inuen larger supply of home raised meat. This may continue durine IHS2, for though in creased nltenllon Is again given to whrat and other'grain, on n.-o ilnt nf the inuro cn couraging croi of 1R8I, and the great ad Vance of breadslullV, this will not operate at ouco upon stock funning. Second, the depressed condition nf farm ing and iiianufuctiircrs left far less icsources ammig llio masses abroad fur buying mca, while the boom in business, tho higher wajes and beller employment in oiirci'im try, largely Increased tho homo rnirsitmp lion of all meals, and specially thoro of belter shipping quality. This advanced the average hlcalo piice of beef in New York fully ten percent. over18R0, and of shipping- grades slill more, and which reu leroil exmi ting less profitable. Third, superior qmililies of beef can atone compete In liie foieltm markets, and only these grades can ever bo shipped nt a pn fit, us a role, iiut ti c supply of sueli ke?f, and of g.wl mutton, is quite limited in this count rytlm great mass nf ratlin bein? "na tives," yielding only inolium quality ol meat. The demand for shipping in 1 SEO, led lo a githenng up Irom all over our nninlrv.of all available caltlo of tha high er grat"s, fncliidini; ninny that would have ordinarily have been kept for another year's growth and feeding. So, during 1831 there was scarcely more i.f such caltlo to be had than, were required by our own increased consumption of this class. The lesson Indicated above is one we h.ivo oflsn Urged, anil it fa now enforced by the resulls,.vlz : the importance of gnally in croased and luime.diato riTirts to raise tho quality of cattle in nil our wcrtem pasture fields. Texas caltlo will o.mlhio to be driv en to the northern and mid-ieginn pastures, and, if well fed, will supply a fair .quality of meat for ordinary home consumption But all western breeders, and those of Texas as well, should spaie neither effort nor ex pense to secure at once the sire of every calf to bo grown, a thorougli-brcd or high-grade Shorthorn, or other improved breed. It will pay every way. A Shorthoin siccrwillat least grow as much, and be as mature, at three years old, as a native at four ycarsoM a gain ol a'whole year's feeding and time and imcrest, ami quite eiinngh to warrant a high rale for tho ecrvico ot a good sire. Then the higher "market price which the better animals bring, with thos.ime rxpansi lor care, freight, commissions, etc., will pay auother large premium. ' It comes to juat this: intelligent, enter prising farmers and stockmen can not af foril, to grow ordinary animals. They hud better sell olTn part of a herd and put the avails into better brcding blood bloo.1 that will soon raise the quality of the btl auce of their herds. Tho supply of Inch, grade bulls is still limited, and the pi ices high, but when a single bull will In u 'car produco a hundred or more .rgcny th-it wilf.by saving of tinie,nnd by greater value, at two or three yea i ld, be woith $1.0 lo tit) more per head than tho average na tives, any one can seo the advantage of so curing such annuals -at almost tiny cost. Yticn one smaller funnel', or fctnek miser, enii uot meet tho expense, several can com bine and procure one or moie animals for common uo. While the price of all cattle told in New Tork markets dining 18SI hasaeragul h trille oyer 10 cents per jxiund f..r the csti mated "weight of the dressed quartern, tho lower grades liayo sold at tin es even I o'ow 7 crnls, and thu bivt grades up to 13 and 14 rents and ulovc, with llio irilinatod ilr' &SKil weight greatly in favor of tlu bet ler animals. Uiunqi; Jcdd, in liu!ncai Agricultural, for February. rurilllxtiia (r Uimwo ri.'iiKs, When pl.ints aru in a grouitig ul lion May be stlniiilalcd tiy use of guano water A small teacuplul of tVitivun guaro itis- sol.t'd in u paflful ot ruin wnii-r is strum: enough; water tho il with this cm p, or at most twice a week. Tile Water nl AiuliVi'iin ( llarltlmru) of tl.e tl oj s is ubiitit as good, and'ean beHtid cvcrvwline. It ol ordinary strength add a 1'uoitli of an ounco (two tea l pooiiful), to a gallon of water, and me as above staled. Aaurimn AjriculturUt, lor February. iru i!nrvcf. There it ouo iuiiorlan. farm en p that must be harvested in win i-i. Not nuuy ycars ago ice upon the f.uin, In boused in the liiHitOiilil (cuiinmy, llio di try, ilc, was cousutelnl mora as a luxUi' than t'ltici wiea. Tha VU'Ws.jis1 to i(i iiiipoilamv i i the 1iV crtip.ffir' hirin us linvagnatly ehutiSril, and uow ice is i i.ceesrily, and tLr iiv Imu'B Jsonc nf tho iiibaumn r'nnt faun building. No niie can foiffll jut when lm valuable crop will ho lemlv to li;il v.-st, and therefnre tin) li'i', lonln, etc., should l.o in readmcut Jur tho Work as soon in I lie Ice lw lnu Ju, Mficnn . I arirullurht. m'si ::!. a fi)tti:i. ULTItioaK,XlD , IM'. H, 1C8I I tried your valuable niiilicii.e, ISrnwn's Ir mi IMttt'ia, l..r dvspr:, iniligistiin, Ac, and wui Clued i.y lis uw uuei mice icuiiu g iiliv.K iant id this oily lulled by their pr scrtptlnu to gie me reliol. li.-turo taking t lie Iron lliileir, I ulK-rod with u lull lind jug ulxnit Ibe bieait, with heuduchc all the luiir, bowels vry Irreguler. il generally used up. At idghl, when 1 gt lnnne frrm work, 1 th nigl t 1 ii. nl. I ii..i ut until the next moruiuir. I uo ' el l l a new man. J, Y. BOWSER. ipntnem. A cnlil or 're thront may not stem" to ftmount to much, tind It promptly; attended, w can easily bo cured! but ncftlcct Is often followed by consumption or illplillierln. No imcllrlno lias ewr been discovered which fcts Rt initrkl vnnd eirely In such cases ns lMiRUV UAVIB lAIW KIM. lilt. 'lhO rrompt uso ot this fnraluaWs remedy ha3. baveu thousands ot lives. I'EitUV IJAVIS' PAIN KH.T.KR A tn. nn rM Inwitf . It llES hfCU before thO public for (arty !, and U mo&t valued, vlicje It 13 best kaoMrn. A lew cirac.3 irom voluntary bcsiuuuuiuus rc.id 0.3 follows i .it:! It: v c hto hem roy household remedy for colds lor tlia pot ttveuiivcicn years, tad naro rcrer tnown It to f.-Jf. la cticetlug , cure. l'or thirty ycri I hue mcd Pais Killm, and found it ft iioicr-fsllinir rciqedy for colda and Bora ti-n.-.t. JHnTOS bElMAN. ,i . Havo rcecnert triinicdbte relief frorn colds and lnV-.llUblO rcUClL'. UlO. 11. LVElllilT, DIckli r-ro tnrout, cnu coariuerycur i-aih iwi.i.i.k u 1 1, tvfl l-il vprrtvrrr.il from a very eevere cold, ..i.i .i. T 1. .. a 1...I fn rm.. Htta T rotilrl irrt nfl could jret no ro loved n.o immediately..! will never again 'bo llaia U'o I l'-iis KitLrn In my family for forty A ears, anil mve ne'T?r uuowii it w iau.-mnflu l.r.wis, v.-ne.slioro, Oa. . , f 1. -.nn ... Imp PttM TTtr t.rn In mr f ftmllv twenrr. SSJSMtaEffft.1 jVlnr'eiu end . r.tl im O tinea 11 CM:r biuco, mja urio 1'iflce. ii. i. . u in. 7hooi)lnc.rauL-h end crcun It Is the rest rrenirrtieii nrre. V o would not be without it. A. 1M oLTj.iuortyj.uw, va, F. rtmt-.:ie orn I hne uwd Pain Knutn f -r cfti end ebcrved lire, end c cnflder it the be.-t r lef.ide c .cr olU red. ULo.lioornn, UnUugton, II. v. ' iX.-rnruTcr'rfrre-.crcly-lthhroncbllKtndmy f-?.hU?c!ffiB?Sw i'if.v! fuw dues as comtletcly Dr. Waltos w.Jtcs f rrn Cofhccttm Trmp PAtlT r.ir.T.ui curei dirhlhcrto rrd tore throat, so alarm- fjl"','n n iinTl8 inrliiirr. 'lliia feet you should rnil urn l!OS I.CCU HUOHD ja ni.'rntlye Ctwidi rtlpl-Uxrir.hli:h fecr.andoold thill". Ho m:ny children u-io died hcte,f was rtr' d tj ell a physician, trd tried sour Paih KiLT-n. !le wra tuten en Bmdnv, and on hi... frit .11 r,rrw iillrrj. VT Prm WHIltrlRm cItIjI c ire. n.l I wtih it (Ovid be known to the jiorr mothers who aim loFin to many children. Tor ChUH and Tcvcr PAIN KIIXKn has ! nocnu'l. It cures ifhen everything Clso falls.. II Ii.d nr.! nflr.il rtfinrfr-rnil. A IlOttlO Of r.M K:i.i.rHtn tho houso H a t5atcguanl that Jt aKoi.,niia SMO rrrnoitio. -!Rr!Y OAViS & SON.PrtiDrletors, Provldcnco, R. I. A 0 15 RES I E32Z2t9S2-S n-r:ii"lt;icNoo the I.tTTIt, IIOWELS h and KIBMIV'S at the sitiuo time. 1 Eeoanioit cleanses tho system of thepotson- rn oca liunors that develope in lZidosy and Url- aa-y Cleoaces.Ellicnianess, Jaundice, consu. jiA.piiicOii'ucs, or m xwnouniiitisa, miumiuh L-?rT-rv.-.i. ril.tmn1i.rii ind ITAmalA domtllalllta. EEII WHAT PE0PL2 OAT I Ei:s"m n. filork, et Junction City. Katwit. siy.i. Kl Jnc-T-U'ui c cm nl him After riiriiUr l'uy K'.j . slclana had bom tryintx for four year. ,5 jlri. Ji.lm ArnalI.er Wnsfclneton, onio, mj tiir hay wa.iiTivn unto dio lir four rrotulnen vjJ fh McLina nil (hit ho wad ftltorirurdi curoJ oj i-y ujucy-wort. 3L M. n. flbtstlirln. nn taltor In Chnrdon. Ohio. Er"fwyn!.p wn not exnoctl tnllrr. twiner Mofttea t Ljyoud IjULf, but Kiilncy. Wui ft t mcJ him LyJ Anna 1 jarrcti; ot nouin iswrn, i, i., r jailhatrievtii ycftrswi(Ttrliiff from kldnoy tronblo f- ?Md uthor cimijillcatUiUJ M ended ljr tho iuo Qt liMUl'J-WvlC. .Tshn U-lAwrenre of Jificn, Tcnn. MiTerert frr ycirafroni lircr nnd kidney trouMfS and off ft- talrltirr " Kit rrnl nf ntlit-P Rlfll IblnM." Kld ir?y-Woi t inado him well. fffJivfl'si mifiWo to woik. KldHi-yAVorft mad him V5 r31 wButZ'SS SSrVicSjiifi mm i?Xl-SlAV15tjll3B.C4 PERMANENTLY CURL3 ICIDfiEY DISEASES. i nrrj cohdi iimtk S4 0onotlpatlori nnd Piles. e;j LTU lsr". P in 'ry ninnoie m ry0 tin ean4. one iwckoire of widen raakvs six quarts PT ci ratdlclne, Alo in Liquid Form, very Co-r-eJcc-ntrelcil, fcr Uiose that clnnot readily pra- L?oarolt. KjLTrl.or'sw((a final tSletenty In elllxr ftrm. M OCT IT ATTIIE DIlCCOISTS. TKICE, M wkUiS. r.iciuiinsox Co., rrop'. 1VI11 rend the dry post-paid.) nt Rl.iidTOV, Tl. JSIl'QItTANT AS NOUN CEZIENT! l'OST OFFICE KU1LD1NG Lt'.IIIGllTdN-, IA., has the Largest and Most Extensive Stock of HATS, CAPS, &c. ever olfcred In this borouKb, and to whleh I Invito tlio special attention of my customers and tho pul.llo generally, ns I am prepared to olfsr extraordinary Inducements In FALL AND WINTER Hats, Caps, k, ami I Invite mynumernus friends and patrons to call and examine my stock before making their purchase elsowhere, as lam prepared to Klve special Inducements to all OASII l'UKOHASi:H.S. Remember, LEWIS WEISS Post-OIfico UnlldlnK, LehUhtc-n, fa. Sept. S3. KING OF THE SINGERS. The above Is tho exact representation of I lie sewlnir machine ue sell fur twenty dollars. It Is In in t-ry rifpeel the very best elthe Singer style ofinaehliutt llnbhed In the best manner, with I he latest Improvements fur winding the bobbin, tho inou convenient style uf Inhlo with extension leaf, largo drawers and beintilul gothlc cuvtr. It stands with out u rival. Iiiiiff of Sinner Macliiis. AVo do not (UK you tu pay for It until you ee what ynu nro I uylntf. Wuouly il$U to ki ovr ttmt ou really want tu buy a much I no ii ml aru willing to tuy 420 fur tho bcil la tlio lllillliVI, Wrltt) o us eenJInir the nnmo of your near est rallfOlltl ta!iun. Wo ulll (n,l llm mi. cliino nnl kU luftructlom tu ulluvr you tu wasu.imv II, WVIUIV )UU I'lhTf IVT I la WILLMAIITII fc CO., ;.D Fllt.ert atreot, , . , . rhilttdolphla, r. Julyo.-lv, o o o s E-i o -3 st t'mi o o o I I Eh ihpUi IS 1 A. A. THO.MAS, Corner Ninth and Y Mircels. Washington, l. 0., attands to Pen sion and Hack Pay, llounty Claims collect ed. Contested Liud Uiaims, Mloeral aud AvrleuPurali attended to brforo the liepart luent of the Interior and Supreme Court. Land tcrltiand Additional Homesteads par lhatid and sold. Alirll 'ir-tl cvr. I Si S5 ..WHV? jSZ3- r& -Never try lea bathing afUr eating a full meal. One aurf feat at a time i enough. ... Motto ol the colics. e,.walters at the-New England summer resorls t "Jiearn to labor and (o wait." . A tender hearted' man would always turn aeiile rather than step on a wasp when he It barefootcdi . -fled used on a railway signifies danger, and says, "Stop I" It is tho same thing die played on a man's note. -A littla glil joyfully assured her motli. er the other day that 'she had found out where they made horses ! she had seen a man finishing one. "Ho Was nailing on hit last foot." A Fotiltali illlat.Mtc. Don't miketka in'lslake ai cnafaandias a remedy of Merit with ansek meaicin'es. We speak from experience whe wa aay that 1'arKer. a. liinger Tonic is a sterling health restnrativa whleh will do all thsl iaclsimett fir it. iTa hsye used ltonrselvca.with tho happiest,rosnlls tor rheumatism ainlyWlien wurn inn vyt uvcririafu, as Diifvi.iseiiiDi:'.. Timvt. When wis used In play baso ball on the common and knocked a hall clean to tho right toward Charles alrfet gate tho umpire wnufd yell "fonU" Wo always thought it strange that when we swiped ilnfl"to the left into the frog pond that he dfd ndt Bay "water fowl." Somethlugyou will never find out An inn. Never marry a girl that cheu'4 mucil. age. lit. , Wtmt It did fur mi )ld I'.nily. CnsiincKix Staiiox, N. Y., Dec. 23, 1R7S. Gkkts A number ol people, had been using your Bitters here, and with marked effect. In one case, a lady of over seventy years had been 'sick for years, and for the past len years had not been ablolo bo around half the time: About six months ago sho lot so feeble sho was heluless. Her old remedies or physl.-ians being of no avail, I irnt lo Pepisit. fortv-flve miles, and irol a mule nf Hop Bitters. It improved her so he was able lo dress herself and walk ahoul he house. When she had taken tho second Hitlle she was able 'o lake earn of her room nd walk'onl tojier neichbor's. and haslin- iroved all tho time since. My wife and hildren also have derived rfreat benefit from thcir"use. W. Hathawiv, Agt. U 8. Kx. Co. ' A grent many fathers' have s!ceLtind hat the man was right whns ild: "Learn- ng is well enough, but It hardly' pays to give a five thousand dollar education to a five dollar boy. -A Chicago man, rumor savs, has lu- vontcd a process by which a dead. Inly call ho petrified in an bourns hard as stone. A' wag suzgesta that ho ought to nccompaiiy our troops on tho fronlier, where ho coujd Irive a lively .business nt petrifying Indians and selling them for tobacco signs. My wife has been a great suffurer for years witli'drsrieitsia and cramps In lb Momach, liko spnsms,ainl nt times I thought sue innsi me. aii trouble lias ceaeeri unco tho use of D. 11. V. 0. Ii Dorwln, City Clerk. Synause, N. Y. Guaranteed by druggists." A plumber lately' got mad when he heard soma men speaklngofniSouth Alneri can bird that is noted for its pipes that notiiing can beat. Tho oldest inhabitant is generally a man ; not because he is civen In lying, but because he commenced owning up to his ago sooner., -A Boston man really and tilily saw tho tea serpent tho other day, but lie wouldn't for the world own up to it, ns folks wpuld ccrtalnlv set him down as n drunkard. Ten vears aco wlulu eathcriiiE ice. I strained my back nnd took cold, urination has, been .painful ever since, until. after cmsumlng three boltles P. It. V. ti. I inn well uow, Q'J years old and lecJ line n roll. II. U. iilodgott, Linker, Syracuse, N.'Y. Guaranteed by druggists. A Chicago girl who is engaged to a young doctor, calls him "a sweet pill." Soma folks think they havo religion when In fact, they only havo wind ou the stomach. Whatever i you have to do, do it with your might. Many a lawyer has Inado his I'm tune by simply working with a will.. A shoemaker ,ls generally a good deal of an aesthetic. lie's n soul and lieelful cuss, in addition lo being an utterly shoe-shoe fellow. TyMarriages havo increased 40 per cent. since young men have learned of the sooth ing effect-of Slues' Tar, Wild Cherry and floarhotind, uiwn babies. Yciunz men if vou keepa.boUlo on bund furun etiu-rcen cy, ynu are poifectly safu in bunging lhiuct to u C1III1UX. A modern writer, who is prcbably fit only for "treasons, stratagems, and BHjls,' says, "Everylhilig is veiy fiuo until you have got it. A singing wife is like a piping julliuch, great fun for your fritnds duccd tiresome to yourself." No, "Jeunic,""a mountain range would hardly do for tha kilt-ten. An all fired good thing -A revolver with every chumber discharged: ' .A man ciimiot lire iipou diamonds aloue, if Ihey are served up ill carols. Saginaw Dally Xws. Mr. George Schick lufiiiuied our ' reiK.rt- ei, that ho had been fullering ultlf rlieu mulisni in his fectao badly, that lor weeks at a time lie would bo unable lu leave his bell. He tried various remedies without re lief, and concludul lo use St. Jacob's Oil; It acted like magic In two days he was entirely cured. A litlle.fuur.ycsf old girl having heard her father call her younger Irothcr "u.littlo shaver," ami dulling altrrward to, use tho iXprcs-iolijOiuld coiue no nearer tu.it tbau "Oh, you little barber-shop!" There was an account the other day of a Woman laying tbo ife of Uer.soii-m, low We have heard It lijntrd li-foretual mothers In-ljiWjWcr bound to haye their uwu.wuy.in ovirjtlijng. ' 'I lie Iiipuluf Dciii'llliit. So great has been the prpUlarddinand for tberrlebrated.rcliiedy. Kfifuey Wnrf, that It it having ati'iiiiuieritV sale-' from Maine' to' California. Somo have fiftirid it liicmvcn i lent tu lueiiarw it Irom theilry nMiiiioiiiidrt Korsocli ihu propririura now, prypatu. it in, nqiuu iiiTiii. inis cuu ua prucureii ai ino druggists. It has precisely the same effect at the dry, hut it very concvnlrnled to Hint tha dose is much smaller. Isivctll Hail. It Is well enough to marry for Inve.pre vlded that potahws, meat, jewelry, cake, ice cream and dresses ars thrown in. It waa Franklin who said t "A hand some nr rich widow la the only tceoud.haml article that brings a first rials plicu." A creditor is by birth and nature a rit ualist. He hat a iuirHilious irtard for set dayianj time, the days and lliuci wbeu certain notes become due. -Dutiueaa Is busiorM, aid every man, wom.u and child It -n lb, high road to re. .(cctability If not pMprily, when they hare l.atncd to mind their own. It. sfanntactoror of and Boidr r Jn , STOVES, RANGES AP UM . Tin. wft S'seeMj'Oii, Ware- ana General Honso Furnishiug'Gootls. tiooFinn nml srouTiivo lono At ehort l id 1 1 co pml ot Lowest Cash Piices. nniclis kept constantly on hind. Stouc on SOUTH Street, A few doott above Hank ft, LEIIlanTON. Patron solicited Sutlttae'ton irnainntei-rt. Oct. in . A. i). iiosaur.. WHY! WHY! You should go to Dr. C. T. Horn's CENTRAL DRUG STORE, BECAUSE He personally attends to Ills business. lie has iho experience ofmoJlclne. Ho has the bolt niid purist Drugs and Chemicals Do has ono price to all. He has the Lest floods for the least money. Mo has nil tlio 1'opular Patent Medicines. He has tho best Horso nnd Cattle Powder. Ho has tho best wines and clears. He keep tho best Old II yo Whiskey for medl hi il pnrpotos. He has tho latest patterns In WALL PAI'Elt. Ho has a full lino cfl.amps and Lamp Fix lures. ' He lias a lull lino of Toilet and Falicy Ar tides. a He buya and soils fos cash. Call and bo convinced that the abovo rea sons are currect, and otdlgu O. T. HORN, M. I)., Leuckel's lllock. Oppnilte Ilia "Carbon House." Sept lo.UJl.ly. .TART.UMG UOST MANHOOD RESTORED. A victim of youtlifnt ltopmdence cilUing -rrematuro Dtcay. Nervci's l,obhty. Lost Mju hood, ole, having tried in vain every knovn rcm2dv.hu disCovcTod a a.nida ail! cure, which ha wilt send ritEH t lua frllnw-eutforeri'. I d- Ct J. U. ECCYES, OlilUiam tt., K.Y., January so, lSU-rl V . . ' tu- - Inventors will Advuneo their. Interesltiiiv IJinl'lmlninn Experienced Attorney nil. lent In vtaslili irten. A. Lolinninii. SulellofW American and I'orelu;n l'airn's. Wusi.lnir lon,D. U.. has had je. us of su cssful Prai' lice, and was f.irnurly an Exemlner of a-i tents In tho Patent Oilier. All business be fore Ike ilourts or the llrinrtm'-nt i-rtmptlv nttenJfd lo. fee .contingent upon siiocsst. bona tor Clicular. April iis-tf-cor. An Invigorating Medicine thatrlcverln'.oxlcatts This delicious combination of Ginger, llochii, Mandrake, btillincia, and many caher of the bent vegetable medicines known, cures female Com plaints, Ilheiiniatisin, Nervousness, Wakefulness and all disorders of the bowels, stomach, liver, kidneys, and urinary orcans. If you have lost your appetite and are low ipuiicu, ui nuiicnug iron, Bc, or nny innrmily, take Parker's Cingcr Tonic. It v. ill strengthen brain aad body and pive you new life and vicor, rata for anything injurious found Tonic, or for a failure to help or cure inger -. SI lUmtdriiKrlO.. I-riii In, lux I'll vlnritntl. anti.. lorclrcuUr 1. lliux Co., HI Wiu. bl., S.X AWARDED Tho Best Known Remedy fop BacUnchO OrLnmo'Back. Rheumatism or Lamo Joints. Cramps or Qprfilns. Nouralcla or Kldnoy Dlsoosos; Litmbntjo, Sovoro Acho3or Pnln pomaio wonitnoos. AroSuperlor tonll other FIaaters Arc Superior to Pnds. AroSuperlor to l.lnlmcnta. Are Superior to Ointments or Sulrea. Are aupcrlor to Electricity or saJvanlsu They Act Immediately. They Strcncihen. TheySoathe. They ItclleTo Pain, at Once. Tbcy Positively Cure. CAUTION.! Be uson't Canelpa PorflM Plat. icro nave oeen imiuted. Do UOt aUfMT Tflll, rin,Ml.t . - pain on tome other plaster havine aimilar C-A-r-Al-N-K. 1-rlca Vta u p uea I S BUrtYA OHNO Wwiiim iiMiil) YAT Ust. rrintaZ ft MUD'S Mtillrtled CORN and BUNION PUSTER. ispZXV'i&m Pr" C1'" ba'J. llJJlMUl,;t..MlllfwfJ;v ssancni,. Packer's GingerTonic LMpcme ' 6 Porous -W1EDALS.- s Plaster Ahh SOrRTS. , Subscribe for the Advo cate, only $1 per annum -Singular fact: If the cood die young,how do you nccount for bald-headed cditorsl IfcigUt of cmpbasis : Lie I" shouted old Mowers, as he smashed his fist down On the' table. "Lie ! "Why. le can lie like a 8hov, bill !" Pleasures of science: A scientist claims to have dis covered a kind of wasp that oesn't sting. He must have ind a heap of fun experiment ing before he found it. Scored a point: Master Tommy (ho had been very naughty and was now amus ing himself with his Scripture prints) "Here's Daniel in the lion's den !" Mamma (in cautiously) "Ah ! what was le cast m the lion s den for V MastcrTommy(with triumph) " oause he was good." Satisliictory evidence: It was liall-past ten o clock Sun day night. Mr. nnd Mrs Marrowfat had gone to bed, mt .Julia and her Ihcodoro still lingered in the parlor. A profound silence brooded over the house until the moment came for the lovers to part and then tho old folks distinctly heard such half-suppressed ex- ilamations as"OIi!" "Outchr 1 Wow !" Mr. Marrowfat turned toward his wife and quietly kneading her in the back with his elbow to arouse her intellect said: "It's all right, Man thy; Jule's vacci nation is going to take. - A lever's private gymnas tics: How beautiful is tlie ex hibition of humanity in the young.- A little boy found a poor half-frozen wasp in the garrqt and placed it upon a chair before the parlor fire to thaw out. Surely' the ancrels must haye looked down ap provingly on such an act of kindness. "When sister Mary's beau called that evening he glanced at tho chair, and seat ing himself in it murmured: "Ah, bless her heart, how thaugbtful she is of my com ma I- 1 wo minutes later there was as much noise antl racket in tjiat parlc-r as if it had been turned into a den ot demons.- The Wasp had thawed out; tharis why Mary isu t mar ried yet. A bickering pair of Quakers were lately heard in high controversy, the husband exclaiming: "latn determined to have ope quiet wqck with thee!" "But how wilt thou be able to get it I" said the taunting spouse, in that sort of reiteration which married ladies so provokingly indulge in. "I will keep theo a week after thou art dead," was the Quaker's rejoinder. The Republican and Democratic organs are crying, "You did it;" "No, you did it," about the arrears of pen sion acts. The fact is that for whatever frauds have been perpetrated under that act neither party is reponsible. It was thought that it would be a good thing for the old sold icrs and both parties rushed to its support in hope to make political capital. Politicians of all kinds arc very fond of the old soldiers about clec tion time. Ernest Renan, nihil lat est work, gives his opinions concerning lovely women. "A beautiful woman, fie says, "expresses one phase ol the Divine purpose; ono of the ends of God, just as a man of genius expresses another; and she lias an instinctive consci ousness of the infinite treasure she bears in her person. Why forbid her, then, to make the most of the gift with which she is Qudmveda gift that serves as a setting to tho dia mond that--may have escaped her." There is far less-social visiting from house to' house than there used to be. People in the smaller towns have more acquaintances who live at a distance than was the case before the days of rail roads, and there are more guests who come from u dis tance, which has something to rln with lnakiii'v tea navtios and the entertainment of one's j st.i I f l. llCllfltuur icaa lll-l ucilt tiiitii lit P former days How many men and wo men aro there without a weak i spot somewhere. ' IncludlDKlUat?, Bonneti, Flower, Ribbon?, Feather. Notlonj. andimESS TRIMMING'S - NEW GOODS RECEIVED "WEEKLY. All work done in the latest style, and most durable manner, at tho lowest eash priest. STORK I at the Intersection ef BANK 8THEKT and HANK WAY, LEltlOilTON, PA, april so, lt81-jl. A TRUE A PERFECT STRENGTHENED A SURE REVIVER. IROX'T EITTEKS aro highly recommended for all diseases re quit ins a certain and efficient tonic ; especially Indigestion, Dyspepsia, Inter millenl Fevers, Want of Appetite, Loss of Slrcngth Lad; of Energy, etc, Knrichcg tlio Mood, etrengthens tho muscles, and givea new life to tho nerves. They act. liktia charm on the digestive organs, removing all dyspeptic sy niptoms, such, nl' QXtstiri') tltc Food, Belching, Heat in the Stomach, Heartburn, etc. The only Iron Preparation that 'Will not blacken tho teeth or give, Ucadaohc. Sold by ali'drnggists. Write for iho ABO Bool:, &2 pp. of useful and amusinj reading sent free. BIlOWNl CHEMXCAIj CO., Baltimore, Bid. CARBON ADVOCATE TLAIH AXD FAUCY BOOKS JOB PRIHMHB.HODSE DANKW,YY, a ihortidlstanee above the LehlxU.ValleyllMl. iDepol, LEHIGHTON; PA. We are now fully prepared to'ciccuts. every dcsoripi.iufa er'PUltfTINa torn a Visiting Card to a Large. Poster ! rosters, ' Handbllla, Dodgers, Clrcalars' ! ft ,11 it J , ShlpldOK.Tags, '..., -si Cards, .1 . ., in' n i ' . I Ulll Heads, a , i-',it .1 , mi Latter Heads, . Kote Heads, .SCI4.1 lift)'' '! .If . I 'tri . r ... 'Envelopes,' ' Statements, -11 . v programmes, , . . . v . . ' .. Pamphlets, lit,, &e., In IJcst Manner, at Reasonable Prices ! TF YOU . . A Cough or a CoM,'nil Want to) UUUED' QUICKLY, 4 " A 25 centBollle.of. SiceyrDpfTar.Wl'Clierry ami Hoarhonflil . - I For talc br DrUgglsta 'generally thrmigbnut' tha oiuiitrv. tcclO yl V cnlliuue loai t atBoKcitnrt for Pat cuts. Caveats, Trade ijarks, Cojiyrilits.tc., (or the United' BUtcs, Canada, Quba, Enu laml, I-'ramw, Ocriiiany, i-lc. Wo hava had TiilaTV-ytva VKias r.M-rwiKMCa. 1'iileiits nlitjiliiwl (hrmicli us ore nolire.l In the SciRvrmc Aukiucak. This laiire and splendnl lllmlr.iteil weekly p.i-r,,f.1.2il a year, slinwa Hie I'roijress nl Science, is very lnlerestiii, anl has an fnioniniiis ojivula tion, AdJr. & (V I'atcut Solic ilors, PuljITslior' "f Si-ii-sririu Amsiiican, 37 l'ark Uow, Kew York. Hand bonk about Patents 6nt free. s .ar.. t LaiueM nflwbelArt, tnb' frnt. Lft f wi hp- You ran ima-i uiieyd,mal prepaid on receipt 013 cent stamp R rl f I '"f Miiro'.f ,Ms S, Jit",".' L r)i"'th'KUne & Co., Wliolc.alo Aitenl ST euanay ann vw rna uu ." uj miu du.t inn., Mcu. wuimcii. boy and lr. wauioJ II Oj evrrywheriito work for na. MiW.tl.ie tuue. You oju wark In .purs tnu- onl ir tt Tc v.mr whole t inn to iha butJirai. Von cu liveal tuiiue and do tlm wori. No plhcr bu)'uaiia t 1 ti'i. rou uiiiiny as welt X n oob cfau tan ot inn ae tuvnuoa. pr uv vufaaiiifr t ouu- Cn-tiy Oulfli aud teima fiim Mouer wade last, uiu ly aaj tioaoraidi'. Adorata Tklix (' Au ra4.Mauie. oecieyl Miss- M, S. SHTDEB, Respectfully announce to her lady fr'i,chdstha she has just received full line of the-latest novelties in FALL & WINTER TONIC TliB If YorUUN, for 1882. Tub Snw for 1882 will maM Its ftficontli' nnnual revoluilon unikr tlie present Manage. iiiem, riiioiiiK, as always, lorall. ilir anu lit. tic, inran and ):meUiis, contenlnl and un happy,, Kepubllan and Deinocratlo.dcprnvcd and vlnaous, ImulllKent and i.Ii'Um!. thii mis's llahl Is lor ininKInd and nonianhloil ol every tort; but Its genial warmth Is lor tho KiHio, wont, it pours inn uiscotnion on mo bllsterlnu baekKol the persistently wlrlird. Till! HUM ol 1808 wis il 11iiwjiiiii.lt ofnnow kind. It dlsi'itrdeil in my of the lorms, nnd a uiuiiiiuoe ui i nc suiirriiuous wonis anil phi as- es oi ancient journalism, it mi lertook lore port In a Iresn, tiicclnct.Uneoiivenllooal win all the news ol tlie wurld. unillUiin no event ui iiuiiutii iiuerrBi, umi coiun.enio upon al fairs Willi the lciu-lesnes of nhsuldto lnde. I'en.li iieo. The succues of this exiicrliuont was Iho success of Titie Sun. It ctteeied a permanent eliimo tn tho siylo of itinerlcaii newstmpcrs. Kver important Journal estab. Ilshed in this country In tin' dozen years post has been modelled afier Tint Sow. l'ver Important foiiraal ulready exlstinir has Ihcii nnAllrlcd and bettered by the force of Tni- nus a oxapipie. .Thk Sim uf 1882 will be the snmo oulspukeii, trnl h-tclllnir, and lliteustln ncw.paper. .liV a liberal. US4 Of tlio liti.niii. Mlilnl. nn abundant prosperity nffurds, we shall make it hotter th.in ever b.ilhro. We shall print all the news, putting It Into read.ibleshape,and nieasurln ns linriort.ince, nothythe Iraaitlounl janlstlek, but by Ha ro.il Interest to tho people. D.stnnie Irom 1'rlnilnB' lli.ilsc Squaro Is not tho tlrstcon Fi.ier.ittun lth ThkSuw. Whenevi r any. thlni! happen worth reiortnir wo aoc llm p.iriiuiiijrd, wueiner it Happens in iiroouivu or Uokliaiu. r. ' In politics .wo havo decided opinions ! nnd rro accusiuini'd lonircss them In lanuiirs that' "Can bo undiTstood. We'say'wlmi We think aljoul men ami events. That, habit'. Is the oolVStoietofTHi Sun'h nollilenl on limn. Thk Witn;i.T Kus tt'ithersln oerKhtpauoii vim i ibi ,uiii irr ,i, mo .eviiii ii.iiijt isiirs. An nKriuuiiurri iicpuriiuent 01 unequailvo mer It. lull niaiket reporis. and a Ul'vrul nronor. lion ofllter.iry, fcientlne, and domestlo in lollUenco complete Thk Weullv Sun, an. I loahe It the ta.st. nowpai'er lor tlio larmer's huusehold that was ever printed. Who doCs nOt know and read and llko Thk Sun day Sun. yach number of nhleh is a Uolcrndao) lntcrtsllnjf. literature, with tha best I oetry or the day, pro.o every lino woilh readina;. news, humor mitttcr'emniKh to fill a uooil. sited hook, and liillnltely uioro varlul ami cnlcrtalnlni; than any book, blc or lit I It T If our Idea ot what a newspaper should lie piuiiFUB ynu, renu lor 1I1K FSVI Our terms are as IoIIks: 1'or llm dally SrK, n fourpago sheet of bwcuiy-i'iKiii oiiiuuiii', ino jince oy man, t osi paid. Kit cents a month, or ti so A ur , rr includlnir tlio Sunday nai.rr. nn ifirhLiiaira flicL-t of nltv-slx columns, the price Is 65 leutg prr iiiuiiui, ur 9f ,u u year, positive p.liu. The Sunday idltlon ol Tins m n is also fur nlshcd separately at il L'Onyear.pnsiat;e paid 'Ihe prii-uof tho Wukkly Siik.oIuIh imudii fflty-slx co.luuiiis. Is 1 a year, puataire iial.i. 1- 01 clutis ot ten sending 10 we will .end an extra copy tree. Atiuress 1. W KNQLANP, Publisher orTltK Isu.s, New York City. Noy. 12.8. No Patf nt No Pay. PATENTS obtained for fnvcntors'ln tlie United States Canada and Europe, at reduced rates. With our principal office located in Washington, directly opposite the Unltod States Patent Office, wo are able to attend to all patent business with greater promptness and de. spatch and at less cost than other patent at- tornojs who are at a distance Irom Wash liiirlou, and who have, therefore, to einnlov ''iis.'ocUlonltorncjs " Wemakeprellmlnary examinations and furnish opinions as to ra tcutabllliy, treo of charge, and all who are interested In new Inventions and patents are Invited to send for n copy ol our "Uuldo for obtaining Patents," whleh Is'senttree to any address, and contains completo lnstrne. tlous how lo obtalu patents and other valUa. Ue matter. We refer In tho .Ocrumn.Auier. lean National Hank, Vashlnjlun, 11. tl.Mliu linyal Swedish, Noriyendin and llanisliL'ii.t. limit, at Waihlngton ; Hon. Jos. Casey, Lite tlhlol Justice U. S. Court ot Ulalins; lo tho Ultlclals or the U. S I'ulrnt mrico, ami to Senators and Member! of Congress from every State. Address: X.OU1S HAOaKR k CO.So, llcltors of Patents and Attorneys at Law, lo limit liulldlng, Wauui.iqton. 1). 1. Saloon Keepers and Others, Uont fall ts buy your Champaigne Pear Cider, Lager Bper, Root Heer, Nectar,"- ' ! 1. I 2. Porter, &c, C..BOETTGER, TAMAQUA, PaV Aug.lS,188liIy, $500 Rewird ! wu win pay tho abofe rewajj ifor any ease, or l.lver Complaint, Dysp'epsfaf Slefcllea.1.- nehe,lndUesi.u,t:oastiiiilonort',illveiiess e cannot cure lth Mist's LlvrrVeactable 1111. when tne itirertlons nra strictly com plied with. They are purely Venetable, and never iilttOKivesailsr.ictlou Suvtan o.ilcO. Large boxes, contalnlnu 80 Pills. 29 cents. 'orsala by all llrugtUis, . lieware of coun. terlelts and Imitations. The ireuutne manu. laetured only by JOHN O. WKSTkCO, The 1'IH .Tlakert " Ibl. ii 18a W tlailison Linieugo, rroe trial packagu stnt w gents, rv-:- L -.. - - ACIKT3 TTillTIl lor the Heat and Fastest -Selllnz Pictorial IlooVs and lllblcs. Prices reduced 33 per cent. National Publishing Co., Philadelphia, Pa. luurV-iu3 $2 MJ UsltorUlt piatK-HiilUailtUnarmt, luUa) Januar'-aVfllSl-jl , '..VAIUEJIES, , tMTTlie CAimoNXftTpCATE one year for $1, and Kendall's Ilorso -Bookial tatprcmium. "Would cut Ins own ac quaintance: tfaman kiiiew.as much-about himself as he docs Yibout his neighbor, he would ncycr speak to himself. New reading of ah old phrase:. "Generous to a fatlt," may be said to many men. ' At lcastjthey are generous enough to their own faults. ' An after; . consideration: "Can you get people out sdfc lyin case of fire V Manager "Haven't had t'me to'tlunft of that;, gettingitem in is1-what interests me !" . . " , A-full-grown lie: "Whcrl a child cannot answer a ques tion he never says: "Oh, dorrt bother me now, I'm busy:"' uniy children ol a larger growth deal in such sitbter fuges. Appreciated: "Therel" triumphantly exclaimed a DpadWood editor, as a bullet!. came through tlic.window audi shuttered the inkstand, "I knew that new Personal' j6ol- umn would be a success." Mystery explaincdr Long1 precious them V ' Short Well, -he. thinks yours js just the sort of loot to be a'good advertisement to him." An unreasonable-yonthi "Anything you see me do, you may do," said Pingrey to his son. "T,!iank,you,sir," replied the young. man; "but perhaps 1 would like to do some of the thinirs you. take such migji.ty good care I shan't see you d6:?'- Pingrey thinks of this' and', trembles every time herpes behind the-cupboard door to look, into the bottom, of that tumbler. There are ,!J,G3() streets in Paris with a length of GOO miles. -The French capital has suffered more than" any other city from .changes ofj names among its streets. With- . in the past thirty years no less than 1,&9 of" thorn Tor ioiit. cal reasons. ' A ' PostmastcrGeneralJames ' was the. last member, of the Cabinet left who would do anything in the way, of "earn ing out Garfield's policy. An'd Postmaster General James has now gone. It is enough to make the people of this cduhs" try feel dizzy. . There is. an alleged hivm? , bug going about different parts of the State selling tea and" coffee, who,' it js. said,". makes promises to his customers of tempting' premiums which. he fails to deliver. AVo publish the rumor that our friends may bo on their" guard. A country postmaster, wrote to the Postmaster Gen's oral a day or two ago, saying:." A man's wife dropped a let ter in the office addressed to ' another man. Thelmsband. suspects something, -wrng'.; Shall I deliver to him V The postmaster was instructed that the husband could not get the letter in that way. . A disconsolate T4rQoklyu k widower recently called upon a lady, and- after passing the1 compliments of the season, re marked: "Oh, madam, you don't know how much happi ness you would give me if you. would ouly sneeze. Your's is the onlj'sneczo in Brooklyn that recalls mv poor; departed Jane Mary.'! The-lady told . hiin to call around when she had a coldi ' Boudior .episode: "Now do. .you know Cicely, dear, I think Oscar- Wilde's theory of 'bcautiAil surroundih'gs" very. nice," and 6he,glancea 'jithout her' boudior ns if to em phasize tlie remark. "Indeed," sfjid . herallcrr.-'.bvjt .it is. possible that beautiful sur-, foundings cannot make either of us' beautiful, "except lii years," fshp deliberately - slandered .herself that slip i11"l-t-l iu-ioi.ii unit, bill, niiirht WOimd llOF best frion'fl'fl " "il"" lit-r ULSl. II 1LI1U a feelings. How toitchingly . feminine. Summing up;, Paptain T " Wluitis thacharge,sergeantV V Sergcant-"Tliis-time is drunks v entieas, sir". 'But this fiiah is ' (lie most troublesome fellow ill the regiment, sir. He goes oufcwucn likes nnd gets drunk when he likes;in fact,he might be a horficer I" JBouicr tne ooy j juy poots "ain't dirty. I wondef why Kc!s so precious anxious to clean
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