FARMERS' COLUMN. lfl.1 lu Kill 11 lunl Molliai. I know or tut one efficient remedy for iklt Insect, ami Hint applies as well to tlin weeyil and" to ttie Angninols Groin inniti, Which ) said to do un little damage til Hie iiutbern and southwestern trart of oui country. I have Irtqticntly (fen every V r del i.f nrn In samples from the Gull Stales! perforated by thia latter tnnlh.lurva. Tl e remedy projiosed ii Bisulphide of Carlem. We have only to pour a quantity of this in to the bin at the bottom ol the grain to kill ill of the insects. It ! very penetrating ml volatile, and equally deadly to all of the insert tribes. I tlili.k that hull" pint of the liquid would destroy (he Insects in a bin of SO to 100 bushels of grmn. Not liav lux experimented with grain in such quan tities I cannot give the precise quantities of the liquid to le used in different sized bins ot grain, but this can catilr be determined by trial. To apply 'be remedy I Us desirable to pour the liquid lu at tlin bottom of the gra'n. To do this wo can take n ludlnw iron cylinder a gas pipe will do well and St Into it a wcoden rod which shall be a little longer than the Iron tube. One end uf the rod is to be made sharp; now placo the rod inside the tube, and, with the sharp end down, force them both to the bottom of the raln ; then having withdrawn the rod, turn n the liquid through the tube, which should be pulled nut. The Insectcide of course is left at the bottom of the grain, and, beine very volatile, soon dllfueea through the mass an. I converts the 'bin into an insect cemetery. I'nor. A. J. Coot, in Amtncan Agriculturist tor February. A Talk wills Fnrincra About .lie Wi'Ullicr. Outof 100 storm -centres noted during 1879 ene moved north, 3 southeast, 24 northeast, and 72 nearly duo east. Their velocity var ies from 20 tit 40 miles per hour, so that "Ither storm-centres or cold waves travel from the mountains to the sea in from two to live days, then passing ofT upon the oce.m, frequently taking a north eancrly direction after reaching tho nait. Some times a storm may be deflected from its course, or spend its force midway, or in crease in severity, as it moves eastward. It is these i3sibilitics, togcllier-with tho vary ing velocity of tho wave, which reuder us dependent on the telegraph for Us record of daily or even hourly progress, and which aumelimes contradict the best founded pre- itlniiouj. But with nil these possibilities of errnrv89 t" SO iet centof tbepiedlctionsare verifleir, and upon perhaps 75 per cent .our reliance may be almost perfect. At times, either, on land or sea, n single warning may sjve property In an amount greater' thsn the whole annual expense of the brreau, to aav iiotliiiic of life and cnmfoit. Our weather then, in general terms, comes from the west, and when we read in the paper?, that "an urea nf low pressure with heavy ruin anil severe gales is developing in the upper Mississippi, r upper Luke region,1 the farmer had belter not begin his haying or his haivesling, and the traveller hud better not set opt by way of the lakes or the ocean, until It lias patted by. Wblle rn the fall or winter, you read that "an area of I high pressure with violent winds and r- idly falling temperuturo is prevailing" in the time regions, the farmer had better look to his young slock , and make all snug about lie cellar and barn, and I lie traveler will do well to take his heavlrst overcoat. Paor.J. TV. Chickxrikg, In American Ajriculturiiti tor February. When, Where, and Hot to Secure Wcatcrn Furna Home. Under the above eaptorv, David W. Judd, who has just returned from a five thousand mite littion tour through the West, and ITorth-west, and South-west glvss in tho February American Agriculturist 13 columns of illustrated a'dvico to those seeking homes in the west. Tlo article starts out as ful lows ! Do not go West with a family, unless you have enough money to make a fair start. Do not borrow motiev to go West. The majority of those we have met in their wc6t ern homes, who have failed, have been those who have come on borrowed money ,or with out enough funds to ensure a send-off. Aftr reading this article, select such re gion as you think you will like best. Peo pie generally prefer to keep in the same latitude they have lived in. Co in the spring and get acclimated. Take as Utile baggage and as few heir looms as (sisslble. They cost money for freight and In addition are apt to be an en- rumberance in a new home. If you are abl to do sn,yon had hrlter first go nut and explore before lakiugyour fain fly with you. Do not attempt to explore loo much. We have met people beyond the Missouri Blver who had visited nearly all the Land Grants, and the mon thry had travelled, the more unsettled) they were as to where they siould locale. Divide upon your climate and locality and then s-le.-t vnur land. If you wall too long, you are apt to become very mueh un settled. Do not go West If you have a siek family Change of climate may benefit thrm, but it is but worth while to take the chance. Do not go West exi4ing not to be home sick, for yoiii mountain scenery, your for ests and your streams which present such contrast hi the monotony nf endless prairies. It may be very lonely at first, hut you will soon plant your own trcs, have pleasant surroundings, anil near neighbors Do not go exacting to Income rteh Im medtatrly. Several tears of go,l rri'i may be required to place you on, easy circuit) stn - s If you are a clerk on a small salary in the rity, and have a few hundred dollars ahead' give up your clerkship, und strike for tha estni lands. There is no very great am mnt of exp'-npuee riquired in cultivat ing these praiile. If you have au abund.inee of money, set tla on the lands In the near west. If your funds are ciniaralively limited, go mi still further, whem as good lands can bo pur chased at lower figures. :ood roit 'nn: iviuidm. Many Indies tnOVr from an extreme ner vous, semi hysiertml rondllinii. They have illiturl.Inr, ilreunui.'exfilliic muscular start intf, peculiar ainfn syinptmiis of night mare. They lie awake ami Miller the hraln to I flighty when the weary orean "light, nvril.nt to nature, to he asleep. Brown's Iron Bitters give sweet repose and quickly n-inove all luvb ucrvuus disorders. Hum hysletasa. , illieiiimffiLsm - Kcuralgln, Spraluas Pain In the Buck and Side There Ii nothlnj more palnlut than thtso rt ism tMi but tha n.-lu can bo removed end tho dUcam cured tiy usa of Perry DovIb pnin tuner. Thia remedy Is not n. cheap Benvlrie) or Pctroloum product thnt muat bo kepi away from flro or licnt to avoid danger, of explosion, nor Is It nn untried experi ment that inny do mora harm than good. Poln Klllor ha3 been In corstant tise" tor forty years, and tho universal testimony from nil parts of tho world li, It novcr falls. It net only effects n permanent curt, but It rcllevra pain almost Instantaneously. Bcl.ig n, purely vcrjctablo remedy, It I.i safe la tho hands ef tho mcst lne.ipjrlCD.ccd. Tho reoird ot curt by the uo ot Taw Killer would nil volumes. The JoUowlre extracts Ircm letter received show wbrt Uioao who Xito Ut-.d It thlat! Edgar Caay.Owatonna.Mlnn.ays: About a yoir rtnoe my wlf. bocamo aubleot to sovcre auflerlpff ttrm rhcurniUrai. Oar rowrt via to the Jam Killxk, which speedily rclieiodher. Cb&rlcs Powell vrrltes from the Sailors Home, London: 1 bad yen afflicted three retra with nftiratoia cndviolimtspaemsof thoafomacli. 'ibedoctora at Wotinlnbtrr Ilwrjtil rv.up my. eaw in tried jroiirl'AiH Kuisn.tudittavo dlate rtHcf. t hare revalued mr roe Immei etrousth. and era ra no.r &dio m iouow nr mu occupation. O.U.valwortl. Eaeo,Ke.,vrrlUt: , I experienced IniT'edtato rel it from rata n the ride by tha ml if ruur tun Kilucsli York says: I hse uaodvonr run ltiu r.p forxhentnatisra, and have rccolvcrt rreot LaneUL Barton Sounan oayo : .... Have tired Pirs KiLUtn frt tblrbr years, eid hive found It a Htitr.failtnj xuntaf tat rhoiimntlim and lamcncea. Mr.Bardltfvrrnia: It M..r ,'nlitnrh,rf nt? t faiU to ?h e rr lief In rr.;o &f rhctiraatlcm. Phil. Gilbert, tomoitct. Pa.. Trntea xi, i a., toki : - -krow our Para KlLl.rn Tnm pettml UM... ts tho beet mcdidso 1 c an cet. All drusftlata l:ocp Vn Itrtxra. Its prico Is 60 low thtt It Is within tho reach ot all, ad It will s!tvo many times Its coat la docto3 bills. SSe., DOe. and 81.00 a bottle. PERRY DAVIS & SON, Proprietor!, Providence. R. i. 1.1 EITHEll LIQUID OB BUT1 FOBS' " Thnt Acta nt the annio time on LIVER. THE BOWELS. fl AZTD TSS SIDSS7S. ' VVHY ABE WE SICK? liaautt tr allow that great organs to' licoms clcjged or torpid, and poitoncu ihuniortart Ihtrtfort farad Into tht tlpod i that thouldie cxpeued naturally. m m WJi-L SURELY CURE. kidney diseases, LIVER COMPLAINTS, PILES, CONSTIPATION, VIIIXAET. DISEASES, FEMAI.R WEAKNESSES, AND KEUVOU DISOUDEnS, lj cautlnjfrti action of Hum orjam and, rtttming tlulr jwifsr tq time oJf.-dUiasit . A Why snirtrnillon pain and aehasl Why tormented with riIes,;Cenatlpatlont IThy frlghteaei over dhordtrsd KlJnejtl UlijenilursntrTOns er sick headaches! Un KlnNET-tVOUTand rt'oif i i lnatlK. .. I It is put tiola Drr Tstalt Fora, In tla cans ona packaja of which makes sis quarts of Inerildna. aino In I Jquld Farm, verr l aHeen Irattd, for tho t liftt cannot reailllr lreparo It, c7It acta with ennal ont-lanrj- In aiiher form. oBr rr op your druooist trics, i.o WEI.I.8, niCHAUDSOS it Co., Prey's, (7TU1 send the dry post fald.) SrxiCCTOX, TT.. JMX'OKTANT ASNOINCKMENI! POST OFFICE JiUILDING LEII10I1TON, PA., has the Largest, and aiost r.xiensivo ctioca ui HATS, CAPS, &o. ever ofTered In thtsborouffh, afid to whteh J Invite the speeui auentivm ormy customers and the puMIe generally, as I am prepared to offer extraordinary inducements In FALL AND WINTER Boots, Shoes, Hats, Caps, k, and I Invite mjr numerous friends and patrons to call and examine my stock before making thotr tiurchases elsewhere, as I am prepared to a;lvo special inducements to all UAS11 rUKUUASKKS. Itomembor, LEWIS WEISS rost-Omco llulldlng", Lelilnliton, l'a. Sept. 20. KING OF THE SINGERS. The above tithe exact representation nf the sewlnur machine we sell for twenty dollars. It Is In every respoet the very besr ot the Hlnxer style of tnavliloisi tint, lied in the best manner, with the latest Improvements for wind lit). Ilia lioliMn, llwt most oonvenlcnt style of table with exieiislon leaf, larico drawers and buiutlful gothio corcr. It stands with out a rival. Kins of Singer Machines. Wo ilo not au you U pay for It natll you' see what ycu are buying. We only wish-to know that ou really want to buy a machine and are wtlllnK to pay t-0 for the best In the onmei, Write to as tending the name of your near est railroad station. We will send the ma chine and kIvo In tractions to allow you to examine It before you pay for It. WILI.MAHTII fc UO "ID Filbert street, I'hllaJali.hU, Fa. July.-1Y. A. A. THOMAS. C.rner Ninth and F Mirects. Waltilnntun, tl, U attaoda to Pea sion and liaek Fay. Uounly Claims collect ed. I'onteiieil Lu.d lllalma. Mineral and Aarleul ural; alleniled to b-fore ihe llepart ttienl tT th. lot.rlor and Saurtni. t'eurt, Land Serluand A4dlt(enal llom.stsads pur ckas'd tui sold. Aorll ts-tf-rec 5THE OWf.Y RrlEDICIWE p5i::H-5S!ji&3 Qi t Cj Si sirf..iiJ w J A.ta..HJ,..4ll "SiisTtliflf, iNEoiwT While eerap-lron was being broken up at the Welterman mill, at Sharon, a few days since a shell In the heap exploded, danger ously wounding George Cartwright, a pud' d lor. The Clark X Babcnck oil lands, In He Kent! county, have been sold to Marcus IVonson arfif'A. N. Terrin. ol '1 ilusvllle.and Franehoi Brother, nfOlean. The terms of sale were not made known. Conner's hardware store, Frank's hotel, W h J.l.in-'s meal market, MuNally's liquor store and tlireo email frame bulldincs were destroyed by (ha Sunday night at Aiken, eight miles southwest nt iiro.iiora. Messrs. Elj Bros., Druggists, On ego, K Y.-Abilat n year since a gentleman from Orwell, Pa., called my attention to your Cream Balm as a remedy fur Catarrh, Hay Fjver, olc. lie was so. earnest In asserting It to bo a podtlvii cure, (himself having been cured by it) that 1 was induced to pur chase a stock. I limit ear that the Balm has met my bast expectations, having al- resdr enecteil a number or cures in this in eatity. t am using it With bennfleial effects. liespeciiiiuy, r, t . iitatt, m. u. uordec town, ri. J. Get. 20, IBSOi Messrs. White k Burdiek, Dru crisis, Ith I aca,.K. T My daughter and myself, grcnl sulrercrs trom Catarrh, have' been cured by Ely s Cream D.ilm, Mr sense or smell re I Uirml and health greatly Improved. C. M. STANLtr, Dealer in Boots and Sboes, Ituaca Price SO cents. A- new stock company, consisting Mi-ssrs. Horace A. Beale, William II. Gib- lions. Samuel It. l'arke, A. Jackson Wit llains, Amos Maehiner and Lewis A. Ifnmp- ton, has been formed at l'arkersburg, Ulies ter county, to manuticlure iron. Moriran Berkley, of iiollver, Westmnre land county, was fatally shot on Monday night by uurgiars whom no surprised wnno they .were breaking into his store. A Foolish .Tllmnko. Don't make the mistake ol confounding remedy of merit with quack medicines. We sneak from exnerieneo when we say tha! Parker's Ginger Tonic is it sterling health restorative which will do all that Is claimed for IL We have used it ourselves with th happiest results for rheumatism and when worn out by overworit. Be advertisement jirnw. Tuesday morning fire broke out in Em dry 4 Co.'e oil warehouse on Bevonth street rittsburg, resulting In the destruction nt the on tdinz and nt the rag and batier ware house of McCnllnueh Smith. The total loss will reach $25,1100, and the Insurance will nearly cover the loss. Six thousand pounds of butter were shlpiod from Bradford county, to New York during the holidays. A Voice from I ho I'rcn. I take this opportunity to besr testimony to the efficacy of your "Hop Bitters." Ex iocting to find them nauseous and bitter and composed of bad whiskey, we were Agreeably surprised at their mild tasto,just Jike a cup of tea. A Mrs. Cresswell and Mrs. Connor, friends, hare likewise tried and pronounces them the b-st medicine tney iihto ever in Ken tor uuinuug up strength and toning up the evstem. 1 wn troubled with costiveness, heailucho and want of appetite. My ailments are now till gone. I have a yearly contract with a doc torlo look after the health of myself aui family, but I need him not now. b. (ill.MI.AXO, j Tcoph'a Advocate, Pittaburri Penna, 1 tlutw W ' II 1 At a in'eting of the Convocation of Wil liamsport, recently held at Lock Have rpleiUcs were exhibited of the $30,000 i .quired by the Disbop before the erection thquonvocallqu into a separate diocese: A new rollinz mill, built by Worth Bro thers at Coatcsville, Chester county, goes into oierallon on me 23d, Inst. My mother resides at Linslne, Mil Two years ago she was attacked with dt ivepsia, became reduced from 1C0 In 119 d The doctors gave lief up to die. Three bot ties ii. K. v. u. nas ruren iter t you are liberty to use' my name for benefit ol others ii. ii. liruce. Syracuse, N. V, uuarantecd by druggists. Alexander JI. Fulton, ex member of tl Legislature for Indiana county, has been ai pointed on ght by William II. Vnnder bill to secure coal lands lor him in IVu moreland connly. A mass of rock and dirt wighlnc tei: tons fell in the.tunnel on the West Pen Itoad. near Liyermore, Indiana county, Wednesday'." Trains were delayed on this a count an ol tne next duy. I have, been ailltcted with nerynnsnes- and dyspepsia, flatus in the stomach ami bowels, wakeful nights, etc,, for years, until I look V. It. V. U,j tli at lias cure. I me. C. E. Stevens, Syracuse, N. Y, Guaranteed by all druggftts. Charles II. Pennvtiacker. lawyer Westchester, was assaulted and I badly jured on Friday nieht by James D. Whi a.iormer client, who claims tnatne naa oee wronged bv the lawyer. White surrendered himself to .the authorities. New York capitalists hsve purchased J500 acres of coal land near Frcderirklown. on the Monongahela lliver. The prices paid lor ii ringe irom t-zu 10 ?uu per acre, sr-The avaricious old miser who wa trying to make a contract with "Old ick, to lurnlsli him with ami, on his way dow to tne "lower regions, was noinoreava clous than the man who will not spend 25 cents lor a ooitie ni nine s syrup ol la witii (Jlicrry and Ilnarlinund, when lie. I any mcpiber of his family is caught with cough or cold. At Washington, Washington county. Saturday,, the trial, of .Jonas Hey wood, for ilia murder ol Thomas l-orsythe last April, I was concluded by the jury returnipg a Ter diet of murder in the first degree Tha Multlpti CreV Pnrnni. Ttrki m . Including a charcoal furnace, 1300 acr.i v land, part of which Is n lino rrm, of 271 acres, the remainder woodland, etc., has beep purchased by Jacob F prang, of Itead- llig, lor fii.uug. Ixgan (Ohio) 1 lucking Sentinel.) IlocUin? Vulley New. Tn the absence of anything c'.artlin or terrific. politics .ami thn exploits of the annv worm excepted, news Iron, this do llightful Talley will not prve nerve-tin ling. However an Item of very great Im portance to many people is communicated I by Mr. F. Harrincton, Wholesale ami lie tail Drnnilst of Loenn, who Mius writes i Mr. Alex, McClurg, Union Furnace, stales that his wife had teen a filleted with rheu matism fur the last twenty-five years, being unable to walk without canes or other help tha most of that times has now used two bottles vlpl. Jacob's Oil and walks not only anoat tne nouse, Juut also in tne neids wun out any help- Colonel I-redenck Alliums ll.rlier, one of the pioneers nf flrensli'ira, Westmore land county, dW nn Thurs.lay, ai;ed 8S Jeais. He was the oldest Odd Fellow in the 4tale. The late William Mrfann. of Noyrls IlKfn. baa lfl ftin.nnft InlttA flhnnrrilrff. fori nf Knrrisuiwn, lu institute the William MrOann Library and $8000 to maintain It forever. Tvcntblraome Children, that aro always wetting their- beds ought not to be scnldeJ and punished for what thev cannot help. They need a inwllclne having a tonic eUVct on the khlneri and the urinary nrcans. Suchamrilicine is Kidney- Wort. It has eiiecific action. Do not fall to get it for then). bar. Harvey Hughes has been convicted nf murder lu the second degree at Waynes bnre, Greene county, for killing Tj. Dovsll at Mount Zion Church, that county, in Sep tember last. The podillera nf the Chesspeake Rail Works. at Harrlshurg, whntwowrrks acn made a demand fur an advance of 20 cents Hr ton, decided Balurday lo continue work atth.eld price, A. Hal. Mosser... Minofaetarercf and Dealer In STOVES, RANGES AND HEATERS, n ani Sheet-Iron Ware and General Honse Fnrnlsliin'E Goods. ItOOFINn ntut firoUTIIxO done at short notice and at Lowest Cash Tricca. knrr hind ot RTOVH OttaTItn am YlllB flRICKS keptcoaatantlyoa baud. Store on SOUTH Street, A lew doors above Book St., LiniianTON. fatronaao solicited Stlttso'inn Knirantei-d, Oct. -yl A. u. uuaauii. WHY! WHY! You should go to Dr. C. T. Horn's CENTRAL DRUG STORE, BECAUSE He personally attends to his business. He has the experience of medicine. He has the best and unrest Drucs and Chemicals. He has one price to all. He has the best goods for the least money. He has all the Pnpalar Patent Medicines. He has the best Horse and Cattle Powder. He has the best wines and cigars. He keen the best Old lire Whiskey lor medicinal parposcs. He has the latest patterns In WALL PAPER. He has a fall line of Lamps and Lamp Fix. lures. Ho has a tall line of Toilet and Fancy Ar ticles. He buya and soils fos cah. Call and he convinced that the above rea sons are correct, and obllse O. T. HORN. M. V., Leuekol's Uloek, Oppoilte the "Carbon Homo." Sept, 10, lBsl-ly. 'DISCOVERY! LOST MAMHOOD RESTORED. A victim ot youthful Imprudence causing Premature Decay, Nervous Debility, Lost Man hood, etc . havius tried iu vain every lnown remoJy.uas discovered simple self curo,which he will aciid Tj:i; to his follow-euffercra. ad drcaa J. U. BUEYES, 11 Chatham tX, S.Y. January !, 18Sl-yl Inventor! will Advance their Interests by KmiotInn an-Expcrlt-nccil Attoinryrcslilbut In Ytasl.l igton. i A. I.ehmann. Solicitor of Ainoriean and roreitfn rati-uis, wnsiunir. ton, I), O.. has had jenrs of successful Prac tice, ami wa formerly an Exemtncr of t-a-tenls In tho Patent OfTlc-. All l'Ulnes be fore the Courts or the l)etnrtinenl promi-tly attcndV! to. Kee contingent upon sticcoss. enu lur uircniar. Aprua-ii-cur. PARKER'S hah: i BALSAM. Aperfcctdren. inft elegamly' ncrfunctl and harmless. Kc moves tland nisT, rettort natural color fc prevents Lald- SO rfntmnct ft t,bi nt dniCguti, Florcston COLOGNE. frcrn erfuiii rllll ttan.llnn. My latliiif jirop trtUi. tiuJItcculi. Parker's GingerTonic An Invigorating Medicine that Never Intoxicates This delicious combination of C!ncr, Buchu, Mandrake, Stillingb. and many other of the best vegetable medicines known, cures Female Com plaints. Kheumattsm, Nervousness.WakefuIness ana an disorders 01 tne bowels, stomach, liver, kidneys, and urinarv orrans. If you have lost your appetite and are low spirited, or suffering from oge, or any infirmity, take Parker's Ginger Tonic, It strengthen brain and body and give you neur life and vigor. Paid for anything injurious found in Gin Tonic, or for a failure to hela or cure bt. Sar&J lovdmlw to 1I.M0X A Cfc, ) Wm. bi., N, Y AWARDED Caprine 6 Porous -MEDALS.- Plaster. TheBcat Known Remedy for Dackacho or Lama Back, nhoumntlsm or Lnmo Joints. Cromp9 or Sprains, rjouratcla or Kidney Dlooasoi, Lumbaso, SovoroAchosorPolns Fomalo Wonknoss. Are Superior to till other Plaatera, Aro Superior to Pad.. Aro Superior to Unlmcnta. Aro Superior to Ointment, or Solve.. Arcaoperlor toEIcctrlclty orsalyunUm They Act Iinmodlately. They Strengthen. They So.tbe. They Ilclleve Poln lit Onee. Tbejr Poalllvely Cure. nn nvinii Benson's Capclne Porona PUs. I .Q 1 1 I 1 1 1 II tera bare been Imitated. Vo eri y w . . not snow yonr drngtti t '.liaTlne a almilar Msndlog name. Be a that tha word Is spelled " laiac?nTnCatmiaLl?w I'M ."".lu WIU.I ,1.1 .. I a HUltlt IIE.tlKUV AT I.AhT. Ifl ' nMtau'9atMittU4CUKN ii ud bunion master! Benson $ VARIETIES.. A natural conclusion : There arc no pumps where the cocoanut grows, which accounts for the milk in it. Perils of punninc : The facetious postage-stamp clerk who told a man that asked lor two twos that this was not an rxsthctic post office is now looking for a situation. Too bashful : Mistress 'Bridget, I really can't allow you to receive your sweetheart m tho kitchen any longer. Bridget "Thank you kindly, mum, but he's-too bashful for the parlor." Modesty in a brass Irame: A young dramatist shows an acquaintance through his gal lery ol lamuy portraits, 'Lucky clogs, those ancestors of mine "he obscrves.thought fully; "I ve made a name for them." A hard case : Mr. Ma- loony " Now, look here, Bridget, I can injoore tins no I ve wore chat little Snip's shirts patiently for months and now yo've got to get the washing for a longer- armed man or get a sliortcr armcd husband." Lost the game : ''But I pass, said a minister recently in dismissing one theme of his subject to take up another. "Then I make it spades," yelled a man from the gallery,. who was dreaming, the happy hours away in an imaginary game of euchre It is needless to say that he went out on the next deal, assisted by one of the deacons. Misapplied sympathy: Poor man," exclaimed the ood Samaritan, feeling for his loose change and deposit ing a quarter m tne tramp s extended palm; ' how.my heart bleeds for you. You will go and set something to cat nowl" "Not immediately,'. ed the grateful wand erer; "1 stole a bottle ol whis key this morning and I've been begging all day to try and get money enough to buy a corkscrew." Loved a quiet life ; Jim Webster sighed heavily. "What's de madder, Jim V asked Uncle Mose, in a sym pathizing tone. "I have made tip my mind to quit de chicken biznesi. I se tired being ar rested and hiring lawyers and habin' folks ask : "Whar's my chickens 1" when I passes down on Galveston avenue. I am gwine to go inter a biz ness whar I'll be respected and whar de police won't nebber bodder me no moah." 'What b'zncss am dat, J.mV' "Gambling." Tiie fork in the roads : Gracefully dropping on one knee he busied himself fas tening a skate to the pedal phenomenon which she ex hibited to his astonished gaze, All at once he stopped in the very middle of his task and appeared lo be reflecting pro louiidly. "ucorge, darling, she asked, "what are you thinking aboutr "1 m think ing," he answered abstracted ly, with a look that indicated how deeply lie was affected by the idea that possessed his mind, "1 m thinking, dear, whether, if-Noah had had one of your shoes, he would have found it necessary to build tho ark." From that moment their souls floated toward the infinite future by different routes. Educated abroad; Among the wealthy and fashionable audience that graced the oc casion of the opening of Wallack's Theatre was Ger- aldine De Vere Percival, the highly cultivated daughter of a millionaire Cincinnati pork packer, who had expended, it is said, some ?5,0()() a year on her education abroad. She had heard of the "School for Scandal," but had never seen it performed. After Mr Wallack's remarks she noticed with surprise that the play was resumed and asked: "Is no one else going to speak 1" "Not that I know of," said her escort "How strange,' continued the fair Cincinnati ian, "I think they might at least have called out Mr. Sheridan. Didn't he write the play V to 1 gfTlie Carbon Advocate i iSt J -rr j in nnn vnnr inr XI nnn IVrtinnll v..v, .w. " 1 liorso uooK as a premmm. MILLIIEEY GOODS, InctudlDt; Hats, Bonnets, Flowers, Ribbons, Feathers, Notions, and DRESS TRIMMINGS NEW GOODS1 RECEIVED "WEEKLY. All work done In the latest style, and rmxt durable manner, at the lowest eash prices. STOBU: at the Intersection ef RANK STREET and BANKWAY, LEHIQIITON. PA, aprll 30, 1(61-71. m A TRUE A PERFECT STREN6THENER.A SURE REVIVER. IRON BITTERS aro lilphly recommended for all diseases re quiring a certain and efficient tonic ; especially Indigestion, Dyspepsia, Inter mittent Fevcri, Wanl of Appetite. Loss tf Strength, Lack of Energy, etc. Enriches' tlio blood, 'strengthens the muscles, and gi ves new Hfo to tho nervea. They art liko a charm on tho digestive organs, removing all dyspeptic symptoms, such as Tasting the Food, Belching, LTcat in Ihe Stomach, Heartburn, etc Tho only . Iron Preparation that will not hlacl ccn tho tcctli or givc licndaohc. Sold by all druggists. "Write for tho A B C Book,'S2. pp. of' useful and amusing.rcading enj free. BROWN OIIEMICATj CO.,Ualtlmorc, Md. CARBON ADVOCATE PliAlU AND FANCY BOOKS JOBPHIKTIEG ECDI HANKW.YYra-short.distaneo abore the I.chtKh Valley IS. It. Depot, LEHIGHTON. PA. We aro now fully prepared to execute every description Bf.ritlN riNO,lrem a Visiting: Carti to a.Larp Poster ! Fosters, llan.lbllls, " " Dodgers, Clrcalars' ' " Shlpplnx Tags, .... . Cards, Rill Heads, , Letter Heads, , Nolo Heads, Envelopes, , , . ., ' ..;' ' ' . ..i Statements, . 'I- n Programmes, ' 11 Pamphlets,, aie., tie.. In Rest Manner, at l Reasonable Prices ! F YOU A Cough or a Cold, and Want to OURED QUICKLY, Get A 25 cent Bottle of fc'SppfTar.WMCtoy .... i . i and HoarlionntL For sale b Druggists generally throughout tho country. declO yl ! ATJESTTS We continue tn art as Solicitors for Pat ents, Caveats, Trade Marks, Coiirrights.etr., Ir the United States, Canada, Cuba, Eng land, France, Germany, etc. We have bad thirty rivs YKaas xxricaiaxci, Putents oblaiunl through us are noticed In the Scuntipio Asiksioan. This large and splendid illuslrattil weekly iaier,$3.2U a year.shnw Ihe Progress olScienrc'is very Interesthift, and hws an enormous circula Hon. Address MUKN A CO., Talent S.ilie Mors, rublithers of ScicaTiria AuaaioaK, 37 I'ark How, New York. Hand book about Patents sent free. Best Luitif" now before the pnii tin. Yoa ran u-ake u.onejr faster twoi.t for uithun at ouv thing "ltd Capital not iierod e wl 1 ft i v Ma li? a daf and iipw rn made at Ii moiythrfn dti't ion. Meu. wifio. boyaand L'irU warned fvrrv where to worm tor it a, Nowaliw time. You cm work tn rpan lim oni cr tiyn your f hnmA ami dn the work. N'u otbtT bnanea w1 pay yoa bear. j a weu rtHHoamuiaiiotnivie A a-iinriiinnsi t or funtnit.r a aver. Ciut v l irnVfl iTidrMwrre- Mouer made iaat. igt,Matna. urctori Miss Mi S.8lfYDER, Ilespcctfully announce to her lady friends tha she has just received full line of the latcs novelties in FALL & WINTE It TONIC Tlie Iw York SUN, for 1 Tin: Su" r.rl8S2 will mall ft It fifteenth nnmim ruvolnilnii turner me present lU.mitKe merit, t liiulnic, ns alwayn, for all. Mg and lit- no, mean nml Kraclwup. contentul and un happy, Republican and Democrat Ir.dcprareU und vlrianuf. Intelligent and obtuse. Tub Sun'b ..kIu Is fur tnjnkfnd and womankind orevwry sort: but Its genial warmtMstor the Kood, wlill it pours hot discomfort on the blisterinix backr Of the persistently wicked. Tub Sun ol 1868 wis a newspaper of a new kind. It discarded mnnyuftlio forms, and a muMitutie 01 ine supcrnuous worus andpm ns es ot ancient lournallsin. It undertook to re. pott In a Iresn. succlnct.uneonventionnl why nil the news or the world, omitting no event 01 umunn interest, ann comu.eniiiiu upon ui fairs with tho fearlessness of absolute Inde. pendence. The suceees of this experiment was the success of Trnt Sun. It eflected a permanent change Jn the style of American newspapers. Every Important lonrnal estab lished In this country In thn dozen, years past nas ucen muucneu uiicr uik anN. .very Important journal nl ready exlsilntr has been inotliftcd und bettered by the lorce of ,THjs iiuna example. Tntc Sum of 1852 will he the same outspoken, truth-telllnicv and lntcrestlm newipaperi ify a liberal ue of the means which an abundant prosperity ntlurtls, we shall make It better than erer before. We shall print all tho news, putting It Into readable fihape.and measuring Us Importance, not by the traditional jnnlellek, but by Its real interest to tho people. Instance from mming utufa cquaro is not tne nrstcon (Meratlon with ThkSux. Whenerer anr tli In happens worth reporting' get the particulars, wnemer n nuppens in iirooitiyn or llokharn. In politic we hare decided opinions; and fro accustomed txtrc5S them in lanuuaze that onn be underi'tood. Vef say what we think about men ami-events. -Thai habit Is inv uiim eiuictvi a lib ijun q Jiii(t;ni villi uik k hk L v &un unincrsin-ociKiii pages tho best mat tor of the sovon dally Issuer -An Aurfcullurvl Department or unequalled mer It. (nil market reports, and a liberal propor tion of literary, Fcluntlfli, and domoatlo In tellUence eoiupleto Tub Wkkm.v Son, and mi !:u it tho best newspaper for the farmer! household that was ever minted Who doen not know and riuu and like Thk Sunday Sun. each number ofwhleh Is a tioleondttol Interesting literature, with the best poetry ol the day, prone every line worth readlntr, nc, hiimot matter enough to fill n good'Slted hcok. mid Infinitely more varied and entertaining than any lK)iK,blg or UttUT If our Idea of what a newspar should be pleases you, sind for Trk Mum. Our term are as lollws: For tho ilally Sut a four pa e sheet of twenty. eiKiu coiumm', tne prieo ny mall, post paid, in 6. cents a month, pr (.6 60 a yoar; ; cr, includlnir tho Sunday oaner. nn elirht.nnia licet ol iiltv-sli colujnnsihe price Is65 eenta pur utoniii, or m u a year pottage: pa le- i Tho Sunday Million ol Tiik m:n Is also far niched separately at SI VOayenr.postage paid 1 hu pnrr of the W.KLY,SuN,elHln jmges fin y-six columns. Is $1 a year, postage puM. For clubs ol ten sending 410 'we will send an extra ropy free. Address 1. V ENGLAND, Publisher of Tills bvs New York City, , Noy. J2-CT8. No Patent No Pay. PATENTS obtained for Inventors In the United States Canada and Urirope, at reduced rotes. With our principal ofBco located In Washington, directly opposite the United .States I'atent Utnee, wo are able to. attend to all patent business with greater pmmptneis and de spatch and at lots cost than.othertpatent at torneys vino are at a distance from Wash Initton, and nho have, therefore, to employ " associate attorneys." We make preliminary examinations and furnish opinions as to pa tentability, free of eharire, and all who are Interested In new inventions and patents are Invited QicnJ for a .copy ol our "Uuld.'for obtaining Patents," which Is sent free to any a.ldresn, and contains coral lete Instruc tions how to obtain patents and other yalua tlo matter. We refer to the Oerinan-Ainer. lean National Hank, Washlneton, I). U.; the Koyal Swedlsli.Norwealan and Danliili Lena. tlnns, at Washington t Hon. Jos, Caiioy, late uniei jiisiico u. n, iiourt 01 uiauns; to ibe Ultlclals or the V, H Patent (laioo, and to Senutors' and Members pi Uongrass Irpin every riaie. Address: l.OIUS Tl GQER ft UO.. Ro lleltors or Patents nnd Attorneys at I.an, La- uivii iuiioinf, KAVumoTOlii li. w. Saloon Keepers ana Others, Don't fall tij buy your Champaigne PcarCider, Lager Beer,' Root Bcqr,, , , 1 ' .rcfar,,. Portcj, &c, or C. B0ETT.GER; TAMAQUA,- Pa Ao(. 13,1851-Iy. $500 Rewird! WE will liav the abore reward foranr of I.lver Complaint, Uvspepsia, Siek llead. ache, IndUestlun, Uonstlp'tlon or Co'tlreness we cannot cure with West's laver Veaetable Pills, when the directions are strtcllr com. piled ;,lth. They are purely Vegetable, and never fall tOKlre satisfaction fiuitar Co.ued. Larue boxes, containing xo Pills, it cents. V'or sale by all Uruaralata. Jleyare pf coon, torlelts and Imitations. The irrnuine menu, lactured only by JOHN O. WIST kOO, "The Pill -tinkers" 181 k 183 W. Madison al., Uhloaan. Free trial package sent by .'.B.., VU IG,,ip, via (,n,iuiiii oiniin iwim. a. uo. Philadelphia. Pa. 1 OEtrrc WAunt tor Wholesale Agents, in art. W. 8l.ly. he Ilest and Fastest IX Selling Plcti.rlal Uooks ami Iilbles. Benin i-ieu.nai nooks and mines, rrices lu?ri,.iB. ir.cnt- Naonai publishing, ., Philadelphia, Pa. niarl-m! Prices AWaM.eiamW1n4.;l(Xa.Wlitl.U.Il1lillac ' i " . . , . S9,",n,li38 fr wlucu ue waB JanuarrSV.lMl-jl ' . AIJj SORTS.. -,. , Subscribe- for tha Advo cate, only $1 pet annum Julius kefze her!'' ex- clnimcd Sambo as he stVvv' Julius reaching, for another chicken. It takes just three people" to keep a secret properly, but two ol' the three mast be dead. The best description we have ever heard of a slow man was that he was too slow to get out of his own way, A stiff dose of the fifth- commandment, often repeated, is needed in very many Amcrf can households to-day. General Hancock is said" to have written to a friend in Los Angelos, Cal., that he ex pects to visit the Pacific coast in a few months. In Ireland during the? last ten years dwelling houses have, disappeared to the num ber of 48,6 19 while buildings used as accessories to farms r and for business pursuits in towns have increased to th' number of 15,228. Governor'Long has caused . the Massachusetts State flag: l. i it. it f to uo run 10 me masuicaa.ou the State House roof at Bos ton. Some of the local papers find in the act a hint that na tion must still be spelled wfthr , the little n and State with the bigS. , -Bancroft Davis, the his torian, is the only man entitled to the privileges of the floor of the United State" Senate, except office-holders or ex-office-holders. Citizen Bancroft; was granted the distinctive privilege for historical and literary work. It is estimated that if ai man lives to be seventy-two years old, he passes at least twenty-four years in sleep. So, you see, a man is a pretty good .sort of fellow one-thif d of the time, bad as he 'may be the remaining two-thirds. Let us be charitable. Senator Brown is report ed to have, made the following declaration of his ' political policy: "I shall not be the Mahone of Georgia. TDne-' reason is . that I shall, vote, the straight democratic ticket from now until 1884:. 1 atn; a Iu eral Democrat, not an Inde pendent. "Whew ! Coming up these stairs takes the wind out of me," remarks the gen tleman who climbs to the edi torial rooms to give advice about running the paper. "So glad,' says thb editor, shaking' him by the band, and the gentleman thinks the cdit'or'is delighted, to see him. Henry C. Spaulding, who was famous once as the invent or of''Spaulding's glue," found himself in the New Albany, . Ind., lock-up, the other night for drunkenness. He says he sold the right to manufacture, the glue to. a concern who made a Tound million, but he got nothing out of it. For men who have any conscience nndwho are indulg ing in fast living by ill-gotten gains, it must be a hell on earth' to feel that some day the gulf ofruin will suddenly yawn and swallow tliqm up, as it has swallowed Berry.Hedden, Baldwin, Palmer, and so many who went before. Professor Lewis Swift will go down in history us the discoverer of an amazing num ber of comets three of which discoveries have won for him the pleasant sum of a thousand dollars.. History, however, may not state the picturesque fact tha't they were made from the roof of a cider mill in Ro chester, N. Y. .. r A California Congress man introduced a bill Monday of last week to make the date of the. discovery of America a legal holiday throughout the United States. This seems to be going a good way back for a national qnniycrsary. Why not go back a little further and add the birthday of Christoph er Columbus. Congressman Cox says he u-cd to run Mohammedan prayer meetings occasionally in Egypt. On the Nile steam .boat 'thc true believers would sometimes get mixed up as to the direction ot jMecca. i hen . . .1. , . he would got out J113 K)CKet 0 , . ., . ) ill wuiunuu.
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