tj FARMERS' COLUMN. nisccLMMEoirs. "Wcbeshave wings," lays tha maxim old, Haye you noticed whero they fly t They generally fly, so I've been told, To where more riches lie, -A bird fancier calls his canaries "niches," AGENTS WANTED' slanufsctiuer of and Dealer In STOVES, RANGES AND HEATERS, Tin and MM fare and General . Hease toisnisg Goois, o cz Z3 o o CO I f r CD i CO c5" KEatffiiW'fHsissjsm because they have wings. Is the Jolly flsh made from tho ocean currents? NfillMn if urnt for tlio Senon. Il la (Hflirolt l tell jiul what kind ol .wrather Suvciuber trill bring. Wears like !) It have hard frosts, some snow florin, ami u foretaste of the cvnilng winter. The fine ucil'in' weather il October often Hiir en, ami (long Imllarr Summer may a'.low the doing of a largo n mount of out-door Work. All In all, thl is a month when much way be exjxx-tecl In firir rcAther anil foul, ml theretore-lt ii nil the more neces sary Hint ever; g'm.l day be taken athran teo of, amt ever; bad' one be provided ajilnL ShooM inrf ol the work 1 1nt prep erly belongs to but month, be still cnfiulsh nl, turh sowing winter (Train, husking (nrnere it should I pushed tn complutl n al uncle. The- wheat that la sown In early Itnveiiiber often dees wrll,thnuicti lain sow Ins; hna nothing in it-elf to recommend it. "Rye may be town so late, that there la only title, before" the freonng weather aets in, for the plant tn eet a Mr start. Corn husk- jn can be done lu-tho barn at any time, but it la more pleasant and profitable to dn thia work iw the fluid during warm weather, Murh'Kraln Is thrashed in thia inonth,pail ly (Wanna the thrashers were not earlier available, and the work now is not ao press ing. Some farmers sufiiir from not speak ing for tho thrashers early in the eeaaun. Those with large grain farina may have their own machine, mid thua be indepen dent of these who p from farm to farm. Farmers with only a amnilamiiutitnf grain, may do their own thrashing by hand, and thus make good nao nfatormy daya. The Importance of planning fur work for days whew the-help muat bo In doors, ahould be more fully appreciated. There are many things about a farm that may then be done in-doori wilh great advantage. There nre tools to lie mended, painted, anil put In good .frjtrr for the- lime when thy will be needed; harnesses to" 1,6 cleaned and oiled i grain to b fanned rwood to be split, and many oth er Jobs that ran be done na welt when It ralna, aa (juring the liriahtrtt snnthlne. fnerKMii AqricukwM' for November. Tnt Wtrm ; Nnlnrnt (Malory, Keruccllca, sic. The methoij wfilcti I have found" In be the cheapest and most surcenful, la the fol lowing r Aa the young worm feed during toe- autumn nxn fan-growing plants ol various kind, ft mltows that by eleariug 'lfrelv any piece of ground of wreds and other plants during thia time, the worms must starve. In the garden, then, no part must be allowed to become weedy after the crops are removed1, for every weed may be nourishing reveral cut-worm. Aa rapidly aa crop! mature, they ahould bo removed, anil the sterna Mid rubbish rartrd to the eompoat heap. It may be weli to so arrange the rotation of crops that the crop preceding the planting, which la subject to cut-worm 'dVpredati'nps, is one which run be removed. early from the ground. After removal of . .the crop the whole ground should be thor e-tijthty plowed, nuit if plowed again just Before frosts aets In, to much the better, When it .is irat possible to remove tne erops before the cto;o of the season, much good can. still be rtnuo by clesilng offlhe ground sicd. plowing', for although the young rut- worms are present in tho ground, the lute plewfng wlITdraarrange their plana for hi Iternntlon.and the greater part of them will fca killed by IS frosts and other hardships of the winter. On tho farm the-same meth ods ran be successfully applied. If a clover field is to be broken' up and planted with rem, the plowing must be done in the fall If young-cut-worma are abundant. Summer fiilHiwfng fs a most excellent preparation for crops lisble to bo troubled with cut worm, provided that the ground be actual- ly fallow i a fallow field full of weeds la n ao avail whatever. In a single sentence, I iay say that clean culture and fall plowing are the secrets of success In dealing with cut worma. merican Agriculturut forNovcm- ,. Blnlu nitd CrtiiUcr XVurm. The most serions losses of the farmer and gardener, due to insects, aro not consequent Bpon. the ordinary and uniform depredations w pf those species whose numbers remain 4 nearly constant, year after y.eor, but upon a exptsslve and extraoillnary ireprcdalfons of those, t)e numbers of which are subject to wide fluctuations. Vegetation has become ao far adjusted to our crickets, ordinary gra(s-heppcrsr etc., that tho foliage which they est can be spared without injury to the pTant. and the- daicaga done by them is commonly imperceptible, ft Is far dilfer eat, however, with the vnst hordes of the " Rocky jIountain Locust, tho ColorsJo Futa - to Beetle, Chinch Bug, Army Worm, and many other species which occaaiouallv 1 swarm prodigiously, and therralmoat dlsap "en The injurious species are therefore thtefly the oscillating ones, nod the danger- out species are those which show n tendency to oscillate. Anything which londs to limit the fliichmtrnsM of an oseilfatrnj species, or te-pMvent tlie oscillation of a stable sportrs, islherefbre highly useful; while anything; which tends to Intensify an oscillation, or to convert a stable species in an oscillatit-g due, (a as highly pernicious. Prof. Frubet, In jtoitricoit Agricutiitrixl for JTovomber. t A youngster while warmmghls hands t tho 'fire, was remonstrated with by his nther, who said t "Go away from tho fire ; the weather i Kit cold." "I ain't heatin'tho weal her, father; I'm warming my hands," tho little fellow de- inurely replied. -.A gambler would rather let you on than let you win. A -l-KTIt? I1AIIKI? rTlIt Itl'llltl-r R makes the heart nf every philaulhroplst sif to see so many worthies! potent medi cine pdUed atxl advertised for the cure ol -ehronie diseases. Usually tho remedy ia tome vit 'cathartic compound or alcoholic preparation, oombiued with hnchu, turpen tine or other severe diurctin that adonis the invalid only temporary reli-f but which ha no lasting; efTcet, and in truth eventually bringaon a rnnilicat'on of disrates arising from a sin to of worn out and exhausted ill. 'geetlve and urinary ortans that nMhiug but death cap relieve. Invalids should trust nior to nature Pr their recovery, A gen tle medicinal toniathutstimulutesenfeebled riirestivn and slrenntheuat vcrr imrt of th syatein by its smithing and refreshing ehect n'a both' mlud and bodv, is nature's truest and beat assistant. Such retiie.lv is Brown's Iron Bitters, a medicine surpassing me sale oi an ninor rcmeaics wnenevcr lis )nrlls lieooine known, for it acts in such ri-rfeeljiarmony with the lawa oflifeani nraltn, that all riulmfinarr. unlnarv and dlgestivei tronblea are prevented and pro minently erred by Ita timely use. It con tains on alenhol, and will not blacken the Uelh, I'hyslriani and ministers endorse aud rtcommcndii. PERRY DAVIS1 PAIN KILLER 18 A rUBSLT VEGETABLE H1SMEDY For HfTEB.IT At ana EXTEBHAL Ike. A snro and speedy euro for Boro Throat, Coughs, Cold3, Diphtheria, ClilIU.DIarrhea.Dyscatcrr,CrainrM Cholera, Srtmmer O-jmptalnt, Stele Ucadachc,NeuraIgtd, Rheumatism, Bruises, Outs, Sprains, etc. eerjemy eve to uae tnimuxuy or cmrncuw,ana etrtain to afford relief. No family can afford to be without It Sold by all druggists at 3c., toe., and VI a bottle. PERRY DAVIS & BON, Proprietors!, Provlaonoo, ft. I, DOES (WONDERFUL CURES I iReeanssltactson the J.IVKII, HOTTELS and KID5KTS at the ttme time. Seoauao it cleanses Cie yilcm of the poison 3 ous humors that dtrelope tn Kidney and Url I nary Diseases. Biliousness, Jaundloe, Constl. IpaUon.FiSM, cr In ZUieumaUsni, Ksuralria BNerrous Sisorders and Femala ComyUiats, Sm WHAT PEOPLB OAT I Knrroe IL Rtortr. of Jnnotln dtr. KaitMJ. KlJnc j-Wort cured him after rpfguUr I'hj- iituioi u&a iwen trjiiiff for roar years. Vm John It-bkIL Wfuiriincrtnn. Ohio. UTI Ihcr bor wss (flron unto die by four prominent iihyJciani sttd that Uo was af torwardJ cored by KiittcyAV'ort. XL M. H doodwln. fin Mltar In rAsrdon. Ohio. 9 says he w not exnoctcd to 11 tc. Mnje bloated beyond belief, but Kltlucy-Woi t Cured hlin, Ann Is. Jarrett of isouth Salem, W, T., rays thnt Mrin yearn suffe rliiir from kidney troubles and other complicatlttflj vttut iuded by the uso of Uitlncy.Wors. JohnBel-awreneoof Jat5ton( Ten., suffered for years from liver uul kidney troublus and after titkiiic "barrels of oth,r savdlolnss KWncy-Wort mads Lira well. Hichat Coto of Montffomery Center, Vt.. SiilTfrcd eight years with kidney difficulty and was nnablo tn woiU. Klduoj-Wort luade him H weuasoTor." PERMANBNTLY CURES KIDNEY DISEASES, LIVER COM PLAINTS. ! Constipation nnd Pilos. nrlt Is put up in Dry Tecetablo Form la tlncsns,onepacKaffeof whlcli makes sU quarts of rardlfine. Also in Llantd Form TerT Con ieeatrated. for tho&s that cannot readily pre tasU-aalt. ' iJT U arf vftt tqual fleitney in tilhtr form. GET IT AT THE DttUaaiSTS. TlllCE, Bl.O WKUiS, UICIUliDSON A Co., rrops, 1 (WIU send th dry rost-pald.) r.fnuXCTOT, TT. imm mm hm.-jb mj.mnt USE RAZORINE SHAVING MADE EASY ! NO MORE DULL A late dlsoovorr. trhlch ha At once s .lined a dc cfervwil promlnrnco from Us own uiurlt, As an aid to shaving, it has never been itJUtlllod, It In Invaluable to every nno wh' uses a II a ton or desires a therpketrtjnitrv t7tniur any pariiufl. RAZORINE. Ily uso of this nomlcrrul tiowitcr, tlio eito of the eeneit raior may bj m. RAZORS! proved. Tho most wlrv bearit ra.iy bs remnveil from the imist ter.i&or itla nltbuut patn or Incon- touieuis. RAZORJNE. Jtemovca all dread ol the Individual uso of the rator. Any man pisscsMnR a heard, can by Iho use of Hits rfnurlatif rffscoi'try on Ids strap, rcmuvo bis beard with euit, comfort and cckrlty. Aaenli wanted Id everv town and countr. S- nil lor circular with tt-rms, &c. tiy mall post-paid lor it cents. Sample boxes, ;5 cents. Address S. 11ATM0NI1 & CO., 87 Pnrk Jtow. NBW YORK U1TY. way 7 rti3 WANTED GOLDEN AOKKTS FOIl Til R WWUWAJal Dfl TRT TvT Or, Liohtox Tnts tn thl life, thruuxh tho d.irk alloy, and in the life eturiml : us seen In tho lft thuuirhta ul Icfttllnp authursundrchuhrs. among whom aro imnoiJ Simpson, roster, u utrru, uurt and Fnss. Jiiitli Cook. Rfpcher. Tlmaxr, Dr. Ourrie, Dr. March Itr, McCosh.lJr. Cron by, Dr, ('uyler. Oeo. I), I'rentlce, Dean Stan ly, V lilt tier, L'jnufellow, and cithors, Tho Fuleets treated aro Dcat.h IiumortalU), Millenium and LSecond Advent, the ttesur rectlon, JuJgincnt, the ruuUhmeut or the Wicked, and the liewrd of tho lllchleous. A rich least awaits the reader ol this book. II contains the grandest thoughts of the world's grw'ties. huinros, on snojecis oi iue most jra ountl Interest to evervono. Not uloomv 1ml brilliant. There Is not a dull itatro" In lha l-oiik. It Is absolutely williout h rival Every. btxly will read 1U eohool Telicherp, Students, Ynutifr Men und Ladles, acting: as agents for this hook are making over 100 a month. Sells fast. One ancnt sold 11 llrt I&Uoys, another 45 In 8 dajs, at.other U In one day, another b and 6 lilhlss In & days, a lady sold 0 la 10 hours, Stcuro territory quick. Also agents wanted for tho best Illustrated Kevlsud New T8tmi?nt. and fur tho finest Fatnllv lllblea ever sold by agents. tSeml for circulars. V, W ZIKGLKUit:0.,816 Arch St., PhlU delihlat Fa. 18) K. Adams St., Ubleaco, 111. any, ls-atn. No Patent No Pay. PATENTS obtained far Inventors In the United States Canada anil Kuropo, at reduced rates. With our principal olllce located In Washington, directly opposite the United States Patent Office, wo are able tu attend to all pateut business with greater promptness nnd do attch and at ios eost than other patent at torneys who are at a dlstanco Irotn Wash ington, and wbo have, therelore, to employ "associate attorneys." We make preliminary examinations and furnish optnluus as to l& tentablllty, freo of charge, and all who are Interested In niw Inventions and patents are Invited to scud for a copy of our "Uuide for obtaining Patents," which Is cent tree to any addreis, and contains coini lete Instruc tions how to obtain patents aud other valua lie matter. Werefgrto the Geriuao-Auier-lean National Danlr, Warhli stun, I). O.t the itoyal S wed If h. Norwegian and Ilanlsh L'Ka tlons. at Wmhlnglon! lion. Jos. IJasoy, late dblelJiistlce U, 8. Court of Ulatms; to the Oibcials or the U. H latent l)31cc and to Senators and Members of Congress from every rtato. Address: J.OVIS HACK! Kit a. CO., So licitors of Patents and Attorneys at Law, L- uniii iuiiuinif v AematiTOK, v. j. rja Who liom It JUny Concern. All pew.ns aro herebv forbid meddllna: with a JiKUWN lillHrtF; loaned bv Ilia unilor. algned to U'lLSUN HWAKTWOtll). ul Ma. hiiuliiir Valley, l' , as said horse la the prop erty o7 PETEltSWAKTWOOU, i . a " I'ui, JilabonlosTvrp-.-i'a. oept. it, isi-wa ff-tJr4lJT0?? URETNKV.tashlouabls ZI3 ' llooran; Siiok MAn, Hank St,, '"Atvu All nut. naii.utvu. Will i KOOFINO nnd SPOtfTHlo lone at short notice and at Lowest Cash Trices. Kto-r klndnt MOVK OtlATfi and PITU? nitiKi itcptcoostiiaiif unuauii. Store on SOUTH Streofc, 4. tew doora abmo Bank St., I.EUIGHTOX, pntronr.ire solicited Sdllalaottmimarant.rd. Oct.E-VI A. I). MOSMKU. WHY! WHY! Tou should go to Dr. C. T. Horn's CENTRAL LRXJG STORE, BECAUSE lie personally attends to his business. Uo has the eiprrlcnco of medicine. Ilo has the bost and nnrest Druirs and JIIUII11CUII He lias one price to all. Ho h is tho best Kowls for tho least money, Hejias all tho Popnlur Patent Medicines. Ho lias the liost Horse and Cattle Powder, Ho has the hist wined and cigars. Ho keen the best Uld ltvu Whisker lor tnudi. inal purposes. Uo has tho latest patterns la WALL 1'Art.u. He has a full line of Lnmr and Limn Fix. tn'es. He has a lull Una of Toilet and J'uncy Ar ticles. He buys and sella foa cash. Uatl and be convinced that the abovo res. sous are correct, and obllgo O. T. lIOrtN. M. I., Leuckol'a Dlock. Opposite tha "Ouruoti Homo." Sept 10.l8Sl.ly. JMl'OKTAST ASNOUNCEMENTt POST OKKICK KUILUINQ LEHIOllTO.V, l'AM has tho Lnrct and jiosi uiensivo niocu; ol j-i 19 aJimVKJj HATS, CAPS, &c ever otTeml In thlhorotiKb, nnd to which I invite me speci.u ntttnuiun or toy cutotucrs nnd tho puMlo generally, as I tun prepared to wi4vi vAirnuruiiiiiry inuucumeuifl in VlUX. and wintku 1, Hats, Caps, k, and I Invite tnynumoroiif rrlendsamdpatruns tn call anil examine my sloclc before making tueir nurcnaacs cisewnore, as lam prepared to elve speotnXJ.nduceuicnts to all UAS1I I'UltUUASKKS, Itemember, LEWIS WEISS . Pnst-Offlce lluildlug, LchlKliten, Pa. Sept. 2 Keepers anil Otte, Don't fail to buy your Clmmpaignc Pear Cider, Lnger Beer, Root Beer, Nectar, Porter, &c, OF C. BOETTGER, TAMAQUA, Pa Aug.l3,188l-Iy. THE LATKST AND MOST WONDER 1UL INVKNlIUn I EDISON'S Instantaneous TO THE PIANO OR ORGAN Hv which anv Child or Person cannlavanv uflbo P. pular Airs bv note, at slulit, with out STUDY, PltEVlOl'S Plt.VUTIOK. or even musical Talent. The Uuimuny will 1-ullfLll'tl.OOiir any Child ton years uld falls to May A N YON E of our Pnnul.tr Tunes un mo iiAiu. uiiuAii or aittuvit&iia within ONE HUUIt after receiving the Mus. to and Instructions, provided laid child can count, with the figures boforo it, Irom 1 to loo corruciiy. 7 Pieces of Music, wilh Iustmctions, Mailed to any addross on receipt of 41.0 1. En close one-cent poatage stamp lor Catalogue 01 xuues. av-ako'iib wanicu in every zstato and County In the Union. JUiison Music Lo., 715 & 217 Walnut St., Philadelphia, Pa. Sept. 11-it. $500 Reward! U'K wilt nav the above reward for anv easa of Liver Complaint, Dyspopsla, Sick Head, ache, Indlaestiun, Constipation orCoitlvencss we cannot cure wun west s stiver vexeiaoie Pills, when tho directions are strictly com. plied with. They are purely Vevetable, and never fall to ulve satisfaction. Huar Coated. 1 Large boxes, coutalnloir 30 Pills, 1 cents. , r or sale oy an iiruxaitis. ssawareoi coun terfeits ami tntltstloua. The venufne maiia- lacturrd only by JOHN O. WhST KVU,, "The Pill Makers." 161 i. 183 W. Madison ., CliloBiio. i-rce trial package sent by ll prepaid on receipt of 3 cent stamp. Smith ICIlue Jt Co.. Wholcfale Aajents, Philadelptiia, Pa. ae t. 21, 'sl.ly. Inventors will Advance their Interests by Employing an Experienced Attorney resident tu Washington, r. A. Lehmann. Solioltorof Ainerleau and Foreign Patents, Washing ton, II. U., lias had years of successful Prac tice, and was formerly an Examiner of Pa tents tn the Pateut Ottlee. All bnslness be fore the Courts or the Deimrtineut promptly attended to. Fee contingent upon success. Send fur Circular, April 23-tf-cor. STARTLING 'DISCOVERY! LOST MANHOOD RESTORED. A vtotlm of youthful Imprudence causing Premature Decay, Nervous Debility, Lost Man hood, etc. having tried lu vain every known Kmedy.uas discovered a simple sell cure.whlctt be will tend FUEtt to hla feUow.suaerera. ad. ium J. II, lUUiYES, i3 Cltathsta Kb. V. S. January '.'7, 1681-Tl Resneetfullv announces to the neonle of Le. hlithton and Its vlolnttr, that he Is now pre pared to supply them with all kinds of Household Furniture Manufactured from the best Seasoned Mate rials at Prices fully as Inwaa the sameartlele, can bo bouirht for elsewhere Here are a few of the Inducements offered : Parlor Sets at from ISO to too Walnut Marble-tup Drraslng Case Iledroom Suites. 3 nieces slO to as Painted Urdrixim Suites SIS to f 40 Cnno Seated Chain, per setoff..., SO Ubimnon 1 uairs, per sei 01 o at anu an oiuer uovas eiuauy cueap. In this connection, 1 desire to call tho at tention of tha people to my ample facilities In THE UNDERTAKING BUSINESS with a NEW and HANDSOME HKAttSK, miu it iuii iiuu ui UAilAr.1,1 mill iur rina, I ain preiored to attend promptly to alt or ders In thia Hoe. at lowest prices. Patronaxe respoctlully sollelted and the most awpio sausmoiun Kuaranteeu. V. SCHWARTZ, ootla HANK St., Lehlchton. CRB0N ADVOCATE TliAlK AND FAJfCY BQ0K1J0B PRINTING HOUSE IiAKKWAY, a short distance above the LehlKh Valley 11.11. Depot, LEHIGHTON, PA. We are now fully prepared to execute every description of PK1NTINQ, front a Visiting; Card to aLarge Poster! Posters, Haailbllls, . Dolgcrs, , Circulars, ,j ? Shipping; Tags, Cards, Dill Heads, ' - . Letter Heads, " .' . Roto Heads, " " Envelnjies, Statements, rrojcrauitiies, Paiuphlsts, kc, &c. In Heat Manner, at Reasonable Prices ! JOHN F. 1IALUACII, Instructor of Music, (1'i.Mio, Organ, Voico and Theory.) LSIliailTOX, PA. Sols agent fur the WEDEU PIANOS and lh NEW ENQ LAND OKOANS i And dealer in all kinds of Pianos and Origins. Terms low and easy, slate, lumber, brlolis, etc., taken tn exclungo.- Shect Music and books furnished on short nollco. For particulars, terms, &., Address, , JOHN F.HALllAtJH, A ux2, Mt'My. Lehlirhton, l"a. A nl) nnESTii limy result from acidity o the stotaach, or Iram blllluusncss. In ellbe case a few doses of Tflrrattt'rt Scltzrr Aifr!fnt, administered aecoadlnic to directions, will suptilant this nnnlcasant coinnanlon with a sweet and healthful one. It Is a s tne cor rective, specially snltnbio for warm waaihsr. and leaves the system strong todolts work of recuneraiion. SOLD BY ALL DRUQUISTS. ICS. 5SS.2- 4 s 4S J fl o s h 5 " ?.' .0 M H J- E to OSS 5?! m m H Z Z BAYARD TAYLOR, SWMS pleasure 1c reeommonUIn to jmrentt tbti Academy of Mr. bwlihlu U. SIiortUdKO." HOD. FERNANDO WOOD, H. C, SatdflMOl: "I eheerlnlly consent to the use of my name and refereuee. My boys will re turn tu you (fer their fourth year) alter their vacation." For new Illustrated Circular address BWlTHtN O. 8HORTLI1IOK, A. M., JlfltVAUD URtVltllBlTV OltiDUATK, MEDIA, Pa , 13 miles from Philadelphia, Cnn K'"n forBn 1804 u s- Hollar. II. u3UU lustraledcutaloue.wlth prices paid lur old and rare coins, ist free tor 10 cents. O. STKIO t. It WALT, Lancaster. Pa. A YLAR and expenses to agents Outfit free. Address P. O. Vickkkv, ArousTA, Ms. DQTIinhlBt for advenlaers. 100 pages, 25 cts. rdilllluiulU, J. BOWtLL fcUO., N. Y. A WISEK lu Touruwo town, ts.00 Oatfii free. 2Co rleW. Hosier, It yoa want a ba Iuom at which iMtrftoiisa nf eltht. hox can mikB a rear naralllha nmn idcv wura( wrsiQ lor lUtiriouiar 10 Ji. JTsiLLKTi1, ft CO., roi UanX Alt, J tint MI it! IB 5 is Important to Traveler. SritctAt txDcCitiiKim aro offered you by tho dom.ixoton ItuDTs. It will pay you to read their advortiaement to be found else where in this issue. -Now is the time to subscribe for the Advocitr only $1 a year, with one of Dr. Kendall's Horse Hooks as a premium, 'The post of duty is the impost. Girls are all partial to Dilly Doux. Makes a bolt for business the black smith. Joala nilllngu tfcnrd From KiewroaT, II. I., Aug. 11, 1880. Dr.aBiTTEas lam hero trying to breathe In all the salt air of tho ocean, and having beeu a sufferer for more than a year with a refectory liver, I was induced to mix Hop Ditters with the sea gale, and I have found tho tincture a glorious result. I have been greatly hclpod by the Bitters, and am not afraid tnsay ao. Yours without a struggle, Jmli Hillings. Charles Krado expresses hia contempt for "litllo lawyers" after the following blunt stylet "The greatest asses Qod has ever made aro liltlo lawyers. Your littlo lawyer is a mau who hus parted with tho good sense of the laymen, and lias not advanced oue Inch toward the seienco of a Mansfield or a story. Jrnpc Juice. Tho art nf fermenting the Oporto Grape Into wino in this country has been brought lo a grealur degree of perfection by Mr. Al Ired Speer, of l'assiac, New Jersey, than by any other persuti ; and his wluo is very popular as a ladies' wine, as well as for the communion table and for invalids. This wino is for sale by our Druggists A. J. Hurling and C.T. Uorn.M. D.,Lehlgh 10 11, and Zs-ru & Kapeher, Druggist, Weiss port, fa. Iicarlfu! thanks: An Iowa editor thus acknowledges a present of graes: "We have received a basket of fine grapes from our friend W., for which ho will please ac cept our compliments, some f which were nearly two inches in diameter." (Keokuk Ouu5tituliuii.il.) i:vr.itr ii.iii:. A man or even a piece nf machinery thnt dues ita work right every time, is we think, very correctly judged "valuable." And cer tainly none Ihu less valuable is any article designed to relieve the ills of mutikmd, and which does so every lime. Messrs. Julius, Cook k Co., Hay State Ilrewery, Huston, Mass., wilto: Wc have used St. Jacob'sOil among imr men and find that it helps them "eyery time." Wo Iherelnre heartily recoiu meuditasa pain-heuliiii; liniment. "Will you pli-itse insert tVis obituary notice?" asked un uld gentleman of a Uiug hamptnn editor. "I luako bold to ui-k it because the demised hud a great many friends nkont here who'd bo glad to hear ol his death. . For. (w- nty-foiir years ,1 have sullureil ami at times ife.irly" inude rmy with sick lit'Hiiiirlii, mid itv'tddiii-ys bt'caiue imjiar ed. D. It. V. G.'hits greatly benefited nic 1 miuiiiiieiid it ti all. Mrs. D..N. Lalhrop. Guaranteed by al) druggist'. --sllalf- tho money that is spent for pnlT tlrajii this ciiuiitrr in one year would ,'stab- )Ult every )r in.-in in the cmtiitiy mi u jtmul farm, wilh all tho machinery ami stuck Jin would lienl tu suptnirl his f.iliill couifiirt-ibly. ' Six or seven venrs I have dosed fur dy epeia nnd Iirifi)-9 wilh no I. em-til. Two bottles D. I!. V. (J. haicrratly benefited mc, 1 heartily leci'innieiid it. L. Inciter, of Tjdler lire., Syracuse, N. Y. Guaranteed by all ilrtigRisls. A short mutre weiiiliug: A youtiR clergy man in Iowa recently married a ciuiple in the following brief manner : 'Dn you nanl onn auoth"r!" Both replied yes. "Wvll tjicu, haro one another." The llcnsun Vt'Iiy. The tonic effect of Kidney-Wort ia pro duced by its cleansing aud purifying actum on the blood. Where there is a gravelly dopusit of the urine, or milky ropy urine Irani disordered kiduevs, il cures without fall. Constipation and piles readily yield In its cathartic and ln-ulim; power. Piit up in dry vegetable foiiu nr liqui.l (very con trateil), either act prompt and sure. TVoy JSMJU. The key that wiuds up many a mnn'j business is whiskey. Edwanl Puysoti Wton, ieleatrian,has turned teiiiKr,incc lecliirer. lloatou girls of culture, in oonverainj; wilh old tars, always pilch their vnirra. Josh Uillinss srya: "N'cxt to a klear consilience, for solid kumfort, uomes an old shu." Put boys at work and see how ther will play. Set thcra at play and sec how they will work. A hsngmati who did not wish to ilif closo his vocation, said that ho was travel- inc Tor ii susiiendcr ccmpuny. There is a difference between visits, but nil visits are agreeable if not on arriving then on pilnc away. Gentlemen who are sojourning in the Slate prison will bo glad to learn that 'stripe" are fishionable) this seasco. A facetious young man calls a certain female institute a "Venuor weather predic tion" because it contains so many Misses Life is made up largely of blunders. There is a limit to human knowledge, and, after all, the man who does his best docs all that can be expected of him. New Yorktnrekcepcrs are shoving all their punch coin on lo their cotlomers and refusiiic; to tako any more. They aro bound to abate the nuisance, somehow. A western clergyman assrrls that lieav en ia competed entirely of women and uewspipcr men. II thut's so, tbey'ra.liablo to have pretty ircod society in heaven. It ia easy enough to ride a bicycle. All that is' necccssary is to know how. Arnica and court plaster aro cheap and you can now become au accomplished birylist dirt cheap. This is a beautilul language of ours, Din Hogin, the retired pugilist, who has turned preacher, is spokea of as tho ex pounder of the prise ring aud the expound er of the gospel. A couple had taken their places before a clergyman to be married, at iiowville, N. Y., when a quarrel arose about tho hand ling of the rin s, and the wedding was post poned indefinitely. An Iowa ring had cost its owner $930 in damages for bites, and ll;e -man declares that impecunious neighbors hang around on purposo to be Kitten, knowing that be tellies the claims promptly, Whenever you Bud a bouse with a motto "Welcome 1" so that it catches every eye, you neodn't le 'surprised at a cold din ner and a hint that keeping a bcarding luute djeio't sy (n taase times. HARDWARE Store Iii Allen tow 11, Where you can buy anything usually Vspt ia CASH PRICES t Razors, Fine Cutlery & Shears, My Warranted. SCI8S0nS AND RAZORS GROUND AT SHORT NOTICE. Chilis? Guns! Chans! "LKiL0, over and satisfuclion guaranteed. AGENTS FOR THE CELEBRATED oiitli ISentl Ciitlled llows (Every Tlow given on Trial and Warranted.) P& Persona vlsitlnp; Allcntown by Rail will find this the most convenient place to buy, as il is nearest the Railroad Depots. A rail solicited. Respectfully, AMTHOMY & EllUJECItE, SIGN OF THE BIG GUN,) 606 Hamilton September 24th, 1881-yl Mendelsson Piano Comp'y Will make, for the next 60 days only, a Grand Offer of PIMO AMM 850 Square Grand Piano for only $245 ! Dn'yT T? rsl Magnificent rosowood case elegantly finished 3sthik(18,150ctavi:s, fall 1 - s-'sj patent enntante agrafles, our now p.itent uveratrunir sc.ili. beautltul carved less and lyre, heavy serpentlno and large lancy inouldlni; round rne,lull Iron Frame, French (Irand Action, Clmnd Haintneis, in f.iot eveiy Inipruteiuent which can in any nay tend to the perlectlon of the Instrument has been added. O-Oim rniGE roit this indti'Went noxno ahd dkli vanaD on noAitu cars i;0 I", 0(1 AT Naw York, with yistn Piawo IJovbii, Stool aii Hhuk. ohlv jpt.uv This l'lano will ba sent on test trial. PUasu send reference If run do not send money with order, llaiih sent with order will bo refunded l'lano is noi jusi as reprisenieu lu inis rttivoriiBmuo.n. luousjuus ia use. &cnu lor uulh loguo. Lvery Instruinciit lully Warranted fur fire jears. r)T 1 TVTiTkO tlOO to )( with Stool, (lover and Itook). All strlntly PiKST.cr.Asa I I j j fc and sold at wmii.K8AI.it rACTimv iirlces. Tbeso Pianos mado one ol the vr flnt,t displays at the tJeiiteniil.il t'.xlilbli ion, nnd were uininliiinuily re cummeuiled for the IIkhikst Homius. The Squares, contain nur New Patent ."rale, the Kreatest liuprovument in the history' of Piano luaklnic, Tho new p:itent sealo rprluht aro the FiNtaT ik America, Positively wc make the linest Oprtaht i'lanoa, el tlm riobest tuiio and ercatest durntitlliy. T ey are recommended by the highest musical authorities lu the country, "rer 14,000 in uo, and nut ii.sk maiATUrmn runciiAHcu, All Planus anil (iriraus sent on 14 dajs' test trial fitlgto frtt if untati'faclory, Hou't tall to write us Imloro buy. ins;. Positively we oiler the best bargains Piano t'ataloue mailed tree. Handsome Illus. Irated and IJrserlptlVd Piano Cataloicuo ol (0 pages mailed for so. stamp, Lvcry 1 Uuo fully warranted fi-r 5 yours. .JUBILEE ORGANS toned Parlor Oman ever oflcrod the muslCAl puhllc. It contains Five OCTAvra, Fitk sets oriioeds, viz: Melodla, Celeste, lilnptisun, .nuIi-IIhss and tJtlestln.i. Alo Fifl'rn Ucuult ful Stopi. as follows, via: Mi lodla, tlelesle, (a charmitiir stop,) lllapasim, Sub-Dan. Keliu, Dulcet. Mrlodla.Ki ric. Oelesto-Forle. Kipresslon, Trcble-t.'uuidtr, CtltiUna. ll.tsi-l.'oiipler, Grand Oman, (nlileh throws on the entire power of the liiairuincut.) Kl-lit Knee .Sto.ind Swell. Lett hnco Stop ami tlrand Swell. Ileluht, 70 in. ! Lemclh, 4" in.; width, 34 In. , iVcU'ht, hoxed. aso lbs. Th casu Is nf solid walnut, veneer d with choice woods, and Is vt an entirely new nud bt-nuttful dcslirti, elaborately carved, with panels, music closet, lamp stand, fralwurk, &c , nil elic.inilv liolsheil. Possesses all Hi latest and best liuiirovumeuis', with gnat power, depth, brilliancy and synipalh-llo quality of tone, ll-autliul solo ett'ec'sand P'rrect slop aetlou. It.-ul.ir relull prien iz'i. tlur wnolcialr nrl caia price tn hvo It talio duccd, with stool und imok, only S7 .is one ormti sold sells o hers. PoimviaY mi iikvia. tio is run k. S'n payuimt requliod until ,nn have tulty testotl the oriran lu jnuruHii home. We -end nil lirs.n.J on li (rit trial and pay freight, bull wjys If ltiftruiii.nl l not as representeil. losltlvely, ur urtfiina ooi.tnln no "iions sets id IKeda. or Dummy" slop, as do n anv others. We make no misrepresentations, und guarantee hmiiat nnd lulr daullii', or no s lie. Fatly aurtanltil 'or ft 5 cars. Other kt) lis f3i, iM, 457. $S, t7 , $74. h.'i, etc. OVkttSt.lJOOKOU), AKU LVLBV Ol!OA 11AS Ol VKX 1 HB Fl'LLKST aATlsrACT.II.N. Orall (Jutalcue uialled Irve. Factory akd Waruroims, C7h St., aso 10th Ave. :TTTi-nin 1 1 TtDrl ul one. third lirlifi. oi ITtlj L 111 U'1Vj tamp. This I'ntaloaue Includes must ol tlio popular music o the d.iy and every variety of musical composition, JsKMi:i.S5H0X 1'IASO CO., I LIFE and DEATH of A correct eel History ni iiis i,tre anil lull farncuiais oi mo inAciiATiu.-s m nur minirrni ent. A m t BRMtkKaliLi AfilWPS WAN'I'Kl) ,V" HXXK "1'-1'1'-Itlcal rccrdofanoblniiinn. AU-L,i 10 UAliiWixit HOOK ur un- Preside ami frit ,V(IK. IT. .".fl i:..nn4- 50 pT cent, discount nilrrs Frei-. J' wm "ijiuiii'i l.w. t'INOINNATI Pt'H. CO., 171 W 4th MILLII1EI GOODS, Including Hats, Ilonuets, Flowers, Ribbons, NEW GOODS RECEIVED "WEEKLY. All work done In the latest style, and roost durablo manner, at the lowest cash prices. STOKKi at Hie Intersection of DANK STKEI'.T and DANK WAY, I.KlliailTON', PA, aprllso, itai-yi. mm m wJ A TRUE 8 A PERFECT STRENGTHENER.A SURE REVIVER. lltON BITTKI1S cro liMily quiring a certain and efficient toiliu ; especially InMyettion, Dyipeptia, Inter KiiUcut Fever, Vanlcf Appetite. Lusicf Strength, Lack cf Unergy, etc Knriclics ilie blood. strBnethens tlio muscle?, and rtives uciv life to tho nerves. Tliev act i liko a cliarm on the digcilivo organs, removing all dyrpeptic symptoms, such 1 ; Stisii'n; the Food, Hcldiing, JTcat in the Stomach, Heartburn, etc. The only "ptui Preparation tliut Yill not lilaclccn tlio teeth or frivo c.ttlnohc. Bold by nil dnigfjists. Write for tho ABC Book, 52 jin. of tul tnd amii3in2 reading teU free. BIIOVN CKEMICAIs CO., Baltimore, Md. A. A. THOMAS, Corner Ninth and F (Streets. Washington, 11. U attenila to Pen. slon and Hack Pay. llounty Claims collect ed. Contested Iitiid Claims, Mineral and AKrleulturalj attended to before Iho llepart inenl of tha Interior and Supreme Court, kand Scrip and Additional Homesteads pur chased and sold. " ADrll3-tf-eor. 4' "" -1 5 3 1 'a 'i afiZ ts -I If S3 tis stS - a Srst-clau Iltrdware Store at BOTTOM Street, Allentown, Pa. and freight chances paid ty us Imth ways if g Our New Style .lubllee Oman In Jajiar.rtt caiieu mu uairn i al,, ' style uv hands et. tastiest and sweetest t'ataloiruo of 00 choice plooes sent for 3c by the best uuthurs. Addreaa, 0. Uox 205S, Xi-w York nty. July 2.-8no. JAMES A. GARFIELD to A gents J fn A,,fco.vunnlM rim WMiii'ifcjs iib w sjjji. 111.1 xunx. aamplo JJook by mall, St., Cocisxati, O. HISS M. S. SOT, liespcctfiilly announcc"i to lior lady friends Unit she has just received a full line of the latest novelties in FALL & WINTER Feathers, Notions, and DK1SS TKIMJIINCS TONIC recomraended for nil diseases re DROP IN AT THfi Carbon Advocate OFFICE FOR Cheap Printing ! ,J T33 JOHMSOH nEYOLVIiTO 200K OASls Wrm Ussraxccn ttim.vn Aojcsiam to Soon Alt. EI.Et3.VXT l'lIISEST. EST ALU ABLE TO jtnvTctK, Clcrui men, I'hyvlclasw, UiUtorsi, ISankors, Xcoclicrf Store luuita Ntiidcnta: And all who read Doota. CHEAPEST, STRONGEST BEST. Bend for dcscrlpuro circular and Price list. COBKESPONDE1IOE BOiaCITED Address, BAICXO, PIU.XT & CO., School rjmlr.hera, and dealers la evcrytMnj la tha Book and Stationery Ium. 1!) ConuT SU, Now York. Bend W cents for our New illustrated Calo loguo, with over 309 Illustrations 0: educational oil UK tul orUclcl THE GREAT BURLIKGT02T ItOUTJE. tSF'So other Hue runs Thrco ThroiiRh rn sender Trains Ilnlly between Cblcoeo, Dcs Moines, Council muffs, Omaha, I.lncota. St. Joseph, Atchison, Tnpckn and Kansas City. Direct conncctioni for nil poln's in Kaasns, Nebraska, Colorado, Wyomlnsr. Muntnoa, He vadn. Now McjIco, Arizona, Idaho, Orcson nnd California. Tho-Shortost, Sedict nnd Most Cortifcrtn bio Itouto vinHnnnibi;! to Fort Scott. Denlfon, Dallas, Houston, Austin, .Kmi Antonio, Galves ton nnd all points In Tcxns.. The uncqualcd Inducements offered by this Lino to Travelers nnd Tourists, nro ni fwllaws: Tho celebrated Pullman HC-whcel) Pslnca Slccplnp; Cars, run mily on this I.lne.C 11. & Q. Pnlaco Drawlng-Itoom Cars, with UnrtiJi'o ltccllninsr iialrs. Nu extrn thnrgo for Ifcnt In ItcoliQltiff Chairs. Tho famous C. ft. i Q. ralaco Dlnlnir Cars. florjri:u' Brnnkliiir Cars fitted with Klcsjant Hlrh-Rackcil ltattnti lte volvlnR Chairs for the exclusive use of flrst clnas paoiircr.s. - Steel Traclt nnd Superior rouipmenr. com bined Willi tlicirOrcat Through Car Arrauiro tncnt. makes this, above nil other', tliofnvorltw Itouto to tho South, South-Wcst, nnd the Far West. Try It. nnd you will find travclia-ju lutury Instead nf n discomfort. Through Tickets via this Celcbmtcd IJno for snlont all oflldcsiu the Cbltcd States nnd Canada. All Information nbont lintel of Pare. Sleep ing Car At!iintniod:ill(iii8, Time Tables, &c. will lie cheerfully riven bv applylPs to J. Q. A. BEAN. Ocn'l Ens'erp Aa-oiit, KW Wiishlndtimft.. II ston. Mas, and .117 llro.idwiV, New York. JAMES Tt. WOOn. tlen. P.iss. Apt'.. Cirmig-o. T. J. POTTElt, Uon. Jlasiuirer, Chioneo. r.v. a.1 I m M CURES ImwW Dyspepsia, Infligestion, 1 II SwISe?' And 'It iiuUs arising therefrom, X Stele HendAchc, Di Fstllnc Acidity of tht Flitultncy, Urtr tni Complimt, TocpU Kidney L i vc r 1 Ache I he Dc!t and Linos, -jit it tin bcit li.oeil rurilieT'in ted by U feet MtU- j Vrvzzhtt to girt per- Action or mcMty Try It. OurVlta- Ill RE Vest p J Tonic" Btur,Uit I pttbtr In tlit WtcW. Call for thm. Gr 3 D. R. V, C. Mfff, Co., Prop's, SYRACUSE, N. Y. NwYrkDpat. "WkkWHs!" mm vimfe mm Etanda pre-cmlnt ut among the irreat Trunk Llaea of the West for being the most direct, quickest, and safest Una connecting tbe great Metropolis, CUICAtlO, sal lbs KasTimr, tioarn-BasTZBif, Eocrurax and Borra EisnaH ukes, wblch terminate there, with Kansas Cur, traviwotn, Atcuisox, Cotrxcib BLrrrs and Omna, tbe comhiecial ciarias from wbicli radiate EVERY LINE OF ROAD that peaetratea the Contlneat from tbe VlUaoar) BlTsr to the Padlc Elope. Tha CMcaao, Ml Island & Pacific Railway la the only line from Chlearo owntas; t tack lata Eaana, or which, by Its owa roa.l. rtaehaa Ike polats akon named. Ko vaiasraaa nr caxaisazt Komssiss COXNIOTIOXSl AO KUddlMg Ul ltilUlaHd CT clsait ears, as scsrv pautuptr is curt ltd in rK titan and MxlUaud ceucbs, upon rat Cxprut TVulns. Dat Cass of uartraled msjtntScence, PciUfiw Palack Slestino Caks, and oar own worle-nuuoas Dimixo Caiw, upon which imal aro Mrseit or ca surwd excelleace. at tlio low rate of SavntTT-rivsi CStbxacii. with ample time for besluiral eatojineiit. Throngh Cars between Chlcoto, Peoria. Mllwaakte and MIswarllUTtrpolaisi sad close conaeottosaatall pelnu of Interaction widi other roaaa. , JvetUkettdo aol ffrutt MM directly to erery plaeej of Importance In Kansas, .ebraaka, OlKk Hills, TfyombM. Utsh, Idaho. Narada, Callronda, Oreson, tvashlaiton Terrttury, Colorado, jlrUons sad saw Aa'ubcral arruurementa reiranl&R batxss aa any ether Has, and rates of fata alwiys as low as competi tors, who furnish but a tithe of the comfort. Itoan aad tickle of sportsmen free. Tickrts, nana and folders st all principal ticket eSces In the United Mites and Canada. R, R. CABLE, E. ST. JOHN, TW rrs tt n Gt . UussW) Oa.Tl.aarwaVS ChlMt. CtKu 3 OUGANBlHuvluHtopsJsflsrccd only ttt. PiAosi:5np. Wlllas- Cat. free, Address IIeattt, WuhlDnton.N. J NEW RiQH BLOOD! Jros' l'uruatltv S'lllt mako Ncwltlch Ttlwl,and will complcU'ly cbango tho blood In thaciitlresvatrni In thirp irnntbi. Anvpenoa wbo will tnUo 1 pill ecrh nlf Ii' from 1 to Is weeks niayhore-tomttiammd lieanii. If n:clia thing buiKfclbln. PentliK mill fr 8 letter stamps. . .V. JOirHOX .6 CO., Huston, Mat:, mm wanted ray&i!, tlu-r Jliiotilne ei-r Uiteuieu Will knliclnlrof HKkteit, wiulliUiC aud TOF. tomilcte, la u minute. It ul ujmj Ifcll a an at i ancty or f wivy wors for which there is always A ready nrnrkf t w-nS for dryalsr and terms tmaeXivumtily Uullttua Jrr). - ! JCaWj-UJW6SUltvJl,laJ. T msy Ml
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