Advertising Rates, We derfVa It to' Us distinctly understood that bo adVertlseracbU will b Inserted In the columns of fust CAfok Adyooxtr that may be received from' unkuliwh parties or Arms Unless acoompiinicd by tuB Oisit. The following are our oj'lt terms t OS! SQUini (10 LINES), One year, each Insertion.. ,'.. ...... 10 els Biz months, each Insertion............ 15 cte. Three months, each insertion 20 ctsi Less than t'areo months, first Insertion' $1 each subsequent Insertion'.....". 25'cts. Local notices 10 cents per line. II. V. MOHT IIIMEK, Publisher'. CARDS. Attorneys. -yf M KAPSllEK, ATTOHNBV AND COUNSBLLOU AT LAW, lliKilTtiir.LtalontoK.l'i. K.UstttandCelletlon Asen.v. WlllDayiind 811 Krsl Kstat.. Uonvejtncltil; .lestly done Col", tetlom promptly n". Mottling' KstMes of I) .d.ott a specialty. May b. tooiulted In Mulish ilUirain. Ncv.12. tXH. IU STitliTUERS, ATTORH'iT AT JAW, -Offli.: SI floor erithoad's Hall, ji.uoti Ctirtnk. Pn. iiibusln.'.l nlrii'st.d lo him will b. promptly M.VS7.1,. Physicians and l)entists. c. tY( BOWKU, Jl. (U.r.,) Orrica ! Oppoilte the Post Cdfies, BANK STREET, LEItldllTON, Ta. Mar b. aonidlUd In olthef tho Hngliih or tj.rium Language. July UMl -jQU. CHAS. I'll AltO, Veterinary Surgeon, hawk srrtiSET. Lcnitiinox. pa. UrrioK ) Froms to lo a H Hosus: f from I to Sr. H. Dh.jiM ol the Foot a specialty. II6y be toa.ultfd In Entlltbor aetraiu. July li-rl. It. W. A. COItTltlCIIlT, SURGEON DENTIST, lenders his professional services to the peo ple of Mauch Clluuk,- Lebighton, Wolasport, faekerton'and vicinity. (JFFICE: Opposite tin Broadway House, BROADWAY, MAUCH CHUNK, Pa. I"rih laughing Gas always on hand. All fork guaranteed Satisfactory. aug2-yl A. IfEUIIAMEK, It 1)., PllTBlCIAf AND 8U11OK0N Bporlal attftitlctn p.M to Chronic 1lanep. Onus: South K.st cornvr Iron and 2nd sts.. l.e itjhlon.ri. Aprl" 3, H7S H. d. ni:iir:ii, m. i). V, 8 ICxanilnttig Sarffcou, BAUTIOINO PHYSICIAN and SCHCIEON. bcrict: nans Street, licsza'a iIlooc, Lehigh lit. r. , May bo consulted In tbo Ocrmn l.iiigusgo. Nov. . Tiosias ku.iih:ke:r, CONVEYANOF.lt, AND ORNEBAL INSURANCE AGENT 'The f.lfoirlna Comprint nr. lUpresent.di is a as )k Mnrn'Ai.Fini KBA "UNO. MUTUAL JIltE WYOStINO FIR1C, roTTfivii.r.n FinE, . Lisiiiimrmic.nnd trtoutav JET.ERs AUOIDISNT IHaUltANCn. ,Alto PmnsrlvsnK and Mntiisl Ilorsit Thief D.ttellre and In-utam-e Company. MurcBIJ.UTI T110S. KlUtKIlKtl jgKRSAltl) I'illl.Ut'ft, Coo DBlLOitlB, MAUUH OnUNK, Pa. Fire Insurance Agent. W-'POLT'JIM la SAFE Companies only, at Beatonabto Hates' Aug. 13-yl jjj.vvid EU&lutrr'S Livery & Sale Stables WW Ua.HK. STUEET.LlSIlIOHTO.t, l'n F'ASf TKOTl'INQ 1IOR3E3,- ELEGANT CAnUIAO3. And posrtlvelx MTWKIl pniflRS thau any atber lATorj la tho County. Ljrstina ftindnome Carrlaccs (or Pamrl Ikwh and Weddlnas. UAVIU CUBItUT Mar. 3, II7J. J. W. RAUDENUUriil Reipeetlully announces In tlie public that he bas opened . NF.W LIVEUY STAIILB In eonnrctlon with his hotel, and Is prepared to furnish Teams fur Funerals, WeiustfT Business Trips, on shttrtfit notice and uiojt liberal terms. All Orders lert at the 'Uarh.in llooio" will receive prompt attention Stable on North Street. ext tbo hotel, Kehlnbtun. janM-rl VOUTH AND MtDlytU-AQKD, send hi Jul) and von will retnd.il VIC III All.1 A.V.Inu A.1l.a. i-uAJi.iJito-piiuiira jj.y lnlrl'tl RUPTURED I hn nr. iitrrcn frrm.un inrrniioQ m ianuei hen oui nmi. -e;it tree. X'tol. J. Y. UuAN, Ore ens , . , . " -i uii j u i. i ur A LECniRE TO YOUNG MEN On the Loss of Ai;lrr.iyiR 2N TIIE NATtaitnritnAT. w?.v?l ANIi HAD1CAL cure of Seminal wearjep. or spermatnrrtea. induced br Kelt RI!??Slary Bpiaalnns. Impoteiicy, IlerTout Dttiilitir. and Imnrdiuienta to Man if.1"" f,en"lr'i:3on,u,I1ilton' I'-Pltepsy. and ritsi Mental and rhvmcal lnoaaacity lo BvitOBEltTJ. CU1.V1UIWEU?, iVb.arT tbor of tho Qreei, llcok," ao. Th woild-renowned kuttxnr in ,m. able retnrr, c.eanv piorelrom hlsownex prieuetttho awful consrquenrni of sell. ADtrsir roar be rffnetual r le veil without diorferotia lurelcalcrtFiatlonf. imAi.i nesia.rlnct,orroidlalsi poittlue cutaioMo wiuuivbi viiidlchbih lug rucciua', uv Whlcl ovarr aotferer. no matter whit i.ih pnumtinn mav oe. may core Ulmsell cheaply, privately CVThls .retflre will provo a boon tothun anda and tbohsanda. Sent nader aral. In a n'aln envelnre'. to any address. pos&paid. on reealptof klxrntaortwo nnatsae Ump. Wn JtAVEAI. OA StJltE The CiiUprirHl Medical Co., 41 AH if St.. How Tortc. N V. T. O. Bex ISM Jan. I.18S1 rl PIMPLES, .1 will mall (irree) the rcelpo lor a simple Tumiu OtLM that will r. move TIM. YJiKOKIiKB. 1'IMPLc.Ha.d BLOTCUU, .eT ln tliealilu aolt, clear aud beaaUuli alto in. traeuona (or prod nana a luxuriant crowtb o( ulrona Laid tiftad or mniitl, Ari.lr. JolPJlocsatarap. lUUOVAXUa Cc.Nol mvww r r asoeiva WtataiJ - 51 i isar:r isaiaKf mat si H. V. Moutuimeii, Proprietor. IHDEPENDENT " Live and Let Live." Sl.OO a Year if Paid in Advance VOL. IX., No 27. LEniGIITON, CARBON COUNTY, PA., SATURDAY, MAY 28, 1881. If not paid in advance, $1.25 miLiiwii.Mii qui iim" t-mMPaMJMUJggJJJL'y 111gmJKMixnrgjM1yww1iiiw.iaMaWaia111iH.MW in lufwwiilMmiwiiiiiiiwwiwiiMiiMi fTi,naiijmMW":y Railroad Guide. plIIUA. lllSAniNU IIAILUOAD. Arnngemcbt of I'asseDgcr Trains. NOVEMBEK iSTII. ISSO. Tralno'icavo ALtKTOr asfollowsi (VIA rxnKlOMEX UAlLUOAP). For Phlltdelphla, o t 'M:, CO, 11.40, a.m., and 3.u p. in. SUNDAYS. For Philadelphia at M.ao a. m.,3.f5 p. rn. ivia east rrSNA. utiascti.) ForRoddlnR and llnrrisuoiir, 03i, O.COn. m,, 12.10. s.Wini.-d DCS p. m. ForLsucakteraud Columbia, C 35, P.OOn.m. and 4.30 p.m. SUNDAYS. For neadlnjt, Ilarrlsburg, and way points, o.CG V' m" (VrA BETnLKHCM.) For Philadelphia from J, V. Depot M.. 0.12 3.17,a. m ,IJ."2,8.t3,i.?4 p. m. Riiuuay 4.60 p.m. For riiliadolphla Horn li, fcs. Deput 12.11. m. r..rn n. m. Tiuiueroil A LLENTOtVN leavo as follows: (via l'Kuwiounx r.AiLr.ojD.) LeavoVhiladelphlu, 7.40 u. rai aud 1.0), 1.:0 uni 5.15D. ill. SUNDAYS. r.c.ivo Fhlladolphlu, S.ou a. m., 8.1t and '4.1J p. m. IVIA EAST PESSA. CnAKCU.) I.cavo Readlnc 8.13, lo.so u. m.,2.10, 3.SJ,f nd 0.1C p.ni. Leavu Uarilnuurg s 45. 8(t audP.S0. rum., 1.41 ntio 4. uup. ui. Leave Lnncolor.S.Ol a. m l.ft and S.60 p. m. Leave Columbia 7.0Sa. m. 1.10 and 8.40 p. m. SUNDAYS. Leave Ileaillnir.F.to a. ui. Leave lluuuiiui k. ('.oo a.m. ivia bnTiar.uiM.) leave PhllodoloHn 0 45. 0f0, e.W, 2.10, 4.15 s.fMn,. m. Stindav P.3a. m.. s.m i. m. Traluairtiiihutmiust) urn tonnu from depot 9th ai.l Urceu streets., l'lillailelplila other tralnntna f trim llroad street depot. Ttalns Vm Di-thlehrm" inn to nnd Horn licit bt.. Depot, except Ihoie niaikcd 1 no 4.'4' uuu ti.45 Hiiu tmlijd (ram Allentown mil tho "1.3 1 nml 5.15 p. m. tii.111 from l'lula d"lpliiii, havo through tars to audlroiu l'hlla delpbla. 1. K. WOOTTEN. 0rra( Manantr. C. O TIANCOCK, fffn't Pa. & riant Aticnt. may 15. DIRECTIONS. For Catarrh, llay Fever. Cold n the Head. &c., insert with little Inner, a panicle if tho Balm Into honoitrllt;draw itroiiK breaths lirouuiiineno?e. U will bo absorb. il. clcansluK and lealliitf the ilts a;oJ membrane. For Deafness, Apply a p.micio lulu the (.nr. r.i.V's t'!ti:.ni 11AV1NCJ iralncil an enviable local repu'". lion, dlsplaeini; all other preparations In (In vleinlly ol dUcnvcry, Is. nn Its merits nlni". reiH'unlretl as a wonderful rciiie'ly whorev.,r known. A l.ilr trlul will runv,n"M the most steep' leal of Its curallvu powers. It eirecinal ly cleanses ihe mini paisaues of U.iturrlinl vlru, cauflnK healthy arcntlon, allajsln. (1 iinmatlnn nnd lirltuilon, prnlccts the invin brnnil linlnir or the hen.1 Irom ndilllloual ruldr, completely heals the orcs anil restores the sense oftasto nml s uell. Ilenellelal re sults nro realised bv a few applications. A thiiroul. trc.itinr.iit as directed will euro I Ja tarrh. AB a hourehold remedy for cold In the h'Udlt 1 unciunled. '1 ho Halm It easy to i. si' and nuroiuhla fold l.y .1 rujcglsta atsi cents n reculptof 40 cents will in nil a pack Hie. Semi n.r Ircuiar wllli lull Inrorinallnn. KI.Y'S IIKEAM U tl.ll t!H.. IIwiku. N. Y Full calk bv a, j. )uilln(,'.L-liUl"l"n, Fa., and by Wholesale Druitrldts Kencraliv. Oci,.3,'r91y tl:!;t'.s PORT GRAPE WINE Used lu thopitnclral Chuicliesfor Couiran. nlen purposo;. EXCELLENT EOIt LADIES AND WEAKLT I'EHSONS AND THE AGED. Speer's Port Grape Win I rovn TIUK SOl.O. fjllils Celehroted Nativo Wlno Is made rrm 1 th,.Julcoo(theOeoitoaMo.'raiaed inthls Counuy. Iislnval inblo Ttiiilc nnd btn-ogtliriiliig rropcrllrs nre nns'irsa's'd by anyothrr Native Wine. be. ingthopnrr l uce n( t 'o (Irmi modno il uu nr.Mr. Nncai'a own rertonnl -uporlou.i; D'irliy MHlcfnuinpue-a.ro Kiininnlccil. Tne vounesi cta'il mav paitakorf Its reutr, us qualities, and tho wenucst luva Id tlie it to ad unitize, ii ih pjriicuiHiir uruenciai to tho er mid rvb'l tilled, anil Hintnl In inn v,.bin. ai.ruenta tint sflo-ta the woikci ses. Ti l-.ni even- resncct A WINE TO lie; UULIEIJ ON. SPEER'S 9 Tl.oIM. SltnUUY 1s n Wino of Phtracter noil part -ke of ttte bo Can nui Uioo ot i l-o rrnpn lrm will be loucu uucxco.trd. SPEER'S , This nrtANnV stands unrivaled in this ' ouutry. buiuir far auiienor for un-ilirlnal i.ni. poses, IT is APUIIE dlstillallSTi (rrm tho crapo aodcociuins raluslilo meJlcual piopeitlus T hasp de K-aie (liter similar to thit of the araoehfrnm which ivisiilsti 1 d. aud Ism unot lavor amour! Hi atK.1 1- a taiuille. See that the sisnatui o of AI.FPED f PEER, Pa aaic, .V.J., uoverthecnraof tach bottle. soli ttv iui'(;;inT.s. and bv A. J. Ilur Inir. C. T. Horn. Lehlib t-jiinnd u. W Leut of Vcmport. DecH-yi FARMERS, LOOK to Yonr tHTERESTS AND PURUHASE Thresliine IWifles ani Aert cultural Implements, Tho Beit In tho Market, at J. L. GABEL'S. Also, on band and for Sale In Lots to Belt Purchasers, CHEAP FOR CASH, 10,000 feet Georgia Yellow Pine Flooring, White Pine Boards and Floor ing, Lath, &c. AT HIS HARDWARE 6TORS, April I-a LmuGHTON, Pa, iB m is in9 "IMF; 1 ho most successful itemed r ever nif cover, ed, as It Is certain la Its effects nnd does not blhtcr Also excellent for tho Human Flesh. READ PROOF I1ELOW. From a pinM Physician. Wasblnctonvlllc.'O., Juno 17, 1S80. Dr. B. J. Kesdll A Co.. Gents llendlnc yonr advertisement In Turf, Field nnd rninii ot Kcnr'all's Sp?vln Cuie. nnd liavinp n vnlu. nblo nul spredv horso xvlilch had been lamo (rom sp.'tvln echiecn months. I rent to vou for 0 bottle bv express, which m elx weeks remov ed all lameness and enlargement, nnd a lirae splint from nnn her horse, nnd both hones nio to any ns sound as colts. Hio ono bott.owas wotth to sin ono hundred dollars. ltopecttuily yours. 11. A. BKnTOLETT, M.D. Kendall's Spavin Cure. Uarrlsbuig, ra K"or. ISth, 1S30. Dr. n. J. TCfndALL A Co., Gents i I havo n vctt 11 no uintc that Has lintl a bono fpnvln for n loiict'.mol trJ (1 e.rrrthtntT mancouiti deviRe tn euro it bat nil in vatu ontl wnnnoout iorItc Itup when a fncn'l of inino tn this cit7 como to mo rnd locnmmfndcd KPiiflatrs-'p.iTinCure, wh.cli I trltd with crciifJ ieault!t, rftnovinu th.it r neclrnr nnt clean, and ttiru I aert Z5r. to ynn for ono ot roiir llinntrated Ilnoc itnnka. Mid 1 tliin.t there I no belter boon prime! rn 1 lie hotfo ami Ins iltsysc. 1 havo tulten prent lutcrotIn Itiiml havo slnco fold iScopiinfor tou to my neighbor rmlwll! tiv and do what pood I csnby tcuint ttictn tor MheiH Yuira tiuly. G. v, MitXEn. Afhlnnn, Schuyl. co , Pn , Juno 3, 1E83. Dr. II. J. Kendall & 'o.( Uens. A cipo of epavin thr.t enmo muter my ibervntlon was putlreiv cuifil by one boitiecf your Kendall1 Spavin Cnre, r.i;l tho hoi to co.d alters aids for iv, o bundled dornrs. Yiura trnly "Th'DmpfflSt. CIIA6. II. I3A11NAED. KENDALL'S Spavin Cure on Human Flesh. Unkfr? field, t 13CC. C3f If79 13. J. Kendall & o.,Gnt?,-X wish to aflJ my temminr lu lavor cf ounnTn u bio Iiniuiem, " KendailH travln cuioM In tlio spunc ol s ieved o:i I lie lco and ftpramed mvitcot limhatiuo lence Jntt. I v.iia vet v tctno und ot timn huffkrei tnt most oxcruciaOnj? p tin. 1 wor u bamtigo on it forovoi n yee.r, mid tiled most i' oi vtlimtr within my ronth but coma 11ml notuincc Uiat would givo mo nennaiaiit relief Winn I ovcrw. iito.i. it ..ouhl p'tinrae vr' much In Apni K7e, I b.'c.n to tiiu J shcnhl lo ii o lttniM for MY; Imi liavintr eoiiio of Kcn(iailn!Spaln C'uro thciifibt 1 wo ltd trvlt. I u-e'l ono-tiHid or a bottle, o.nl oipeiiincetl ii"lf r.t mcv. The iiam I'll ironna hunitoi tn uoltcl ino eiv.ee. 1 lro. v rv pmiciul to you at fl wtuUl rreororoeud Kenn li'.-tt'punii cuio to all wl.o ?ut7er with npi.mor rl. unm l-m. Your j truly. Mrs. J. UlL'TLll. Kendall's Spavin Cure. KGSDALXj'm BTAVIN CUnniS!ire In lie cuCib ml din Us citlon as It doci uot blister, rut it piMietinims cud powe:ful torouch vo ly deep seated rain or to icmovo any bony prowth or other cnlargfiofnt, ueh hh Kjiain. splints. CuroH Ciilous, Smniiis, Hwel'inaci ny Ijait'i'iieei and nil Uul -lvtineiitd ct the Joints 01 fsimb , f-r UU"iiinntl8'u m Mnn, and 01 nitv puriioho for wulcn u S.Uuwt tit Is iued for Mint or Uetvt It 'tt now Vnoo ti ho tl.o let In! meat tor men ever uscJ, kctini; mild ytt cc tun 111 it lTecIP. Fend tiJdm-ftfor IHustialnl onraiawhicA wo thtnl;. lre imit vn irofof ltavutut iN'nrrtn.'dv n s t er met 7ilh tueh nnquiiiiflvo nceest to our fcnnw.i c?o, lor UtaH woil te "Mmi. rrlcojt lo't'n,T ctx Initio for i all lmrt l-'t lia-.olt cretin ret it for lou.ont !li bo rent to i-nyiu'iJrwMin rfoe pt vt ircr In tlio p'inrlr-tcr . Ux 1J. J. KlSDaLu a CO. Unnnnrj.i t'clU Vt. OLD di all DnucaisTe. DR. HUTCHIESON'S WORM DESTROYER. An Old and Tnn.n Hhmbdv. llenmvestho Worms and the secretions that keep thsm ti. live. Wo aUAliAM-Kl! Us virtue. Wo have hundreds ol IVstlmonlnls. collected In the last 16 years, provlnir cono uslvely lliero Is no re medy equal to Int. HCTi-iiiNsos's WnnM DcsTiiovisit to rciimvo tho w 0,1ns (nil Kinds Hound, Scat, Louc and I ape). Hint inrcst the liumnn system. Physicians buv them nml irlve them tu their fullerliiir patients. There IsnohumhUKorqiiacltrrynbout this l liormili ly rr liable medicine. I'rlie, 25 icnts per box A, W. WHIG If! U Ok, Wholesale llruRuUts Inrket iind Front Mree,s, Feb. S m3 Plillnilelphla. eatouauco to ioeUo money P ueol a DArsou in ottn own lo tnkn hll'.isi-rl,iiln,i. ti i, , ,'" "ieo-, eiii.pmt uua Lo-i Inustrnlet fjuilly publicaiion 111 ihn wond Anyone can becumn a tncrev,:n. o.Tcnt Mx niesant worssoliirtrnveii f:ee to g,ioaruuer-. Theprlro Isanl-iw that almn-t ninbodi- uh. scrims, on ajteut rcoita ta iui, rn miI-h-h tiers in n day. a ludr nseul leper's inchlnj; 8:0.' clear profit In leu duys. All who ou-a:: in.no inmiev last. Vou can oovcio all vour fine tn ihe Immie-. or onlv voir simo tnuc. onneed m-tboawoy f-nm homo nv r ni,hi. Vim ran do it as wll us others i-'ull -In ecllons find e;ni frco. EIii'tu and exr-cnsUe Outfit Iri'e. 11 vpn rntprofltaiilcM!oii, f,onilns loui adi-jes.i at once. It casts r.otliln in uy tin business. Aoone who r-uea-ri's fui.s to ntiise Croat nay. AUue.s otollQE HTISBON lt t o.. I'crlianl. Vuirn Jnno auiv. Outfit sent lice to those mho wish to eu cateln tho most pleasant and pn-lllaulr htl&lnHH-i rrnntpn i. pa.. r....n r. Italnotiegulrert. Wo will (.irnish vnu oveiv tu na. SlUudiyoprt unward-i (a essliy mad witoon slay iigawty fiom 1 omonver iiieht. xSo nsa mhattvor .vnm- nnw wn,b..H rt oiee. MonvtiemiKiiir; fortune at ho I us ino s. T.ailiosmako asmncii i lunn.ciid vnimi ojirondR.r(apiH?oKre-itii y No one who n vr.llina to u-nnt fa . rn imil.,. ,nn.n day thou cnu bo nude In nweon n, an, i.inhui rv enn.inymeut. Thoti. to eneacn nt once wil find a shm t ros,l to lortnno. uulress 0ctlt-llAW"ElT&CO.. ro;t.aud ilalco TftlliA Wnrlrlno-,.- ed to furnish nil olassn wl h constant omii'ov. meat at borne, tn- wbol. ot the time or lor thrlrtpato moments. llns-nrsH new Jiruicud ,m.. inniinni einier K-IO Jii r euii from &J-f.ltA tllfil Tir .ln. tlonsl mm bv Cevotms their wholo :lme tj the ni1;l:Jn"vi?0,T,,;ra,'!"u " n "oatlras inuca f '" n. Th it nil who -en this notice miy tcno . "r ,u " ioo business no niaxe this ofrJr 1 To such as nro not we.l eaii-flo.t, of SUltV'i"1,?, 1101 "' to mv forthotiouble ol vntlnr. -Full I Miiii-rjisrs ami ouiat tiee Aridryss UEUUOE BT1.V.-.O.N a CO.. Port, .ud. Maine. Juifiovi i3i:.i,ti. is wsurnji "" "0-BKRVK and JI1UIN TREiT- itfJiT.aipelnoior llj.terlu, DltzineM. j,,J vu sum-, fjtrvnua i.eadjehn. Mental jeiires- on. Loss of ronlnr, .,.. Tf.rr tcner.Invnirmtnrr Emlesioa Prouiurnrc &( , ...Fiiwupii, seiinuuse or i.ver li.in'Konco. hii:h irnca M misery, decii a in . iniu. uno uox will euro recent caca Kach uox emit ins one nmntli'i trootraen'. oiir doiiarn uox or s x I'uxos fosflvo doll.rsi aeui bv in.'il prepild on rec. ipt 1 f pn" e Wo a-nnr anlie nt boxes to 0 ire any cio W.lh each '" '"-i' ii uaioi ix brxss. iiccn:nniii lea wit live d.d'a. -. wo III ."d theVnSlns er our written iruarai.to- 10 rehi".i the ,m ,sv II ihetrea;iii-,ii8doi- iioieff.es it rnrn "laar .liters Iscd onlv when tho iiiatmeii isord r wl irom our saeuts J )II N 0 ivii"r "t ro hois r pilelor.. ll a. it w. V.disii street' C'btcrao.111. A J DUHLIKO. Aaenl lTlTlt5: ton i'. 0 L.ir-ITI T. , IV." . . . Ph-iidiiihli " wu" ""weaaio Aaeuti. 1 n-iaueipma, sent. ia.'3 lv ll n M CV.1:".? belnsmade taster than IVI U T T S.t by tbq.s at woi for us. . ... i-eraona of eilher sex can maVe fa a weelc In their own towns if Ihov sro wlllms lo won. No risk, ts outfit free Anroue cm runtbo businrss. Capital notiel quired. . Ail who engage prosper .No one falls. tariicuior, irej. Addrcs. II. UAIXUITi CO.. Portiann, Maine. July ioy $999S be msdo br everv nnt th 1U IhA ItnainMa nit ..v... those wl.llitrr la work nut, M.j1 Iv esm a doson dollarao dav right in their owu .ut-tiitic. .! mii ii-u n 10 expimn nere. iiui lee.s pleasaut and hoi.i-rabie. Women aud bnvaaud Kills do aa well as men. We mil tur. ulsh you a eompiera Oaifli fre.-. o will hear experwe of alait nrr you. 1'artionlais free. Wi.teand.ee. i-aruiers nud laeeuanic, their ton aud daughter., and nl. cla tea lu neod of parlnu woik at horns, should wilte tons and learn all about Ihe work ot ouie. Andreas TrlUF di CO . Ancrnsla. Malno. Julyu-yi fi! H i,'Ju "-ake nioiiev lister at srlilatsrtvou t a aday ami upiruiiiHinaneo. homo Uv tno iml ia:n us ile . women boys and pins wanted evervwhere 10 nnrk f., n. Ijow I- ihn tune, vou eau devote vur h,.lo nino y tho woi k or only vour snare uiOments. No other liu.ines. wl'l pav yon nea-lv atwrlt Noon, willing 10 work ran tall to milo enor. iiiou;ta. l-vi-ntair 11a at once, l o.ilr Oatnt and terra. frn. A . m.f .... ......... ........ E. OF LYNN, MASS. ci3currr.cn or LYDSA E. PBNCCHAEVI'S VE&ETABM COMPOTOD. STil?.'f!!r.?j:?rQ For all Female Complaints. ThU preparation, aa Its name slcnlflct, consWs of YojoUbl rroportles that nro Larralj to tho most del tcato laralid. Upon ono trial the morlts of thb Com pouadTrtllbsrocOTnltDd, Mreliaf la Immediate i and whon Jta uito la conttr.-utd, In nlnety-nlno cases la a hun. drcd, aperniiuior.tcurolset7cct4d.asthoncands will u tlfy. On account of Ita proTcn merits, it Is to-day re commended and prescribed by tho best physicians In tho country. 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With our principal office located In Washington, directly opposite the United States Patent Office, wo are nblo to attend to all patent hmlncss with greater promptneis and de spatch nnd at lets cost than other patent at torneys who aro at a distance from Wash InKton, and who have, therefore, to employ "associate Dttorncri." We make preliminary examinations and furnish opinion as to t a. tentabllliy, free of charge, nnd all who aro Interested In new Inventions and patents aro Invited to send for a copy of our "Guide for obtaining Ptentf(" which Is sent freo to nnyaldreis, and contains comileto InilruS'. tlons how to obtain patents and other valua ble matter. Wo refir to the Oerman-Amer-lean National Dank, Washington, V. U. tho Iloyal Swedish, Norneitlan and Danish Lena, tlons, at Washington 1 Hod. Jos. Casey, late Chief Juitlco U. S. Court of Claims; to tho Olflclals or the U. S Patent Offlce, and to Senators nnd members of Congress from every State. Address 1 LOUIS IJAaQEIl R CO., So. Jlcltors of Patents nnd Attorneys at Law, Lo Droit Building-, Wasuinotok, 1). O. U L I D Vonrselvon by mikina money 11 r I r "hen a aolden chsnoo Is Wfcred. .b. ui theieby always keeplra- roverly (rom your door. Thoso who alwaya'uke ad vantage 01 thechanoea for tnaktus money that areoffuied. Eeuerally beenruo wealthy, whue those whodo not improve aucb ohaures remain lu pov. rty. Wo want m juv into, women, Unv. end Blrl. tn work for u. ruht lu their owu lo eai.tles. Tho business will pay more than ten times erdlnuiv wages. Wolurnlsh au espen aiye outfit nud all that you m-ed,lree. No one who engages (ails to make mono . 1 cry lepiai r, 1 ou cat, devote vour whoio time to I lie woik, or .lily your spar moments. Fall tntonnotlon and all thatisnrednl sent liree. Artdiess . . "TIJifcOJcO., r 01 Hand. Maine. Oct. :. im-j". QARBON HOUSE, 3. W. ItAUDENDUSII, PnOPItlETOK, llAns St., Lii.iioutox, IV. Tho Oatibox HnosB offers HriWlaii aceem. moilatlnns to ihe Travellmr public Jlo.rdlnic by the llay or eek on Itcasoiiable Terms, (Jholco Olgars. Wines and l.tnuorsalsray.ou band. Uood She,), and Stables, wllh atteo tlys llcatlers, attached. April lo-vl nrSpi'MNTOrf nUETNEV, (aihlonsblo Ur 13 Hoot and naou M aksu, lital EL, LMjfkto. AU sreisj wmrraaud. IN THE OI, D CHUItCII XOWEH Br T. B.rALomcut in the old church toffer Ilanrci the bell; And above ltontho vane. In the sunshlco and the ralni Cut In gold St. Peter stands With tlio keys In bis two handli And all Is well. In tlio old church tower Hangs tho bell. You can hear Its great heart bent, Ah I so loud, and mild and sweet, As tho parson said his prayer Over happy lovers there, While all Is well I In the old church tower Hangs the bell, Deep and solemn I Hark I najnln Ah 1 what passions nnd what pala I With her hands upon her breast, Somo poor soul has gono to rest Whcro all is well I In tho old church tower Hangs tho boll A quaint friend that scorns to know All cur joys and all our wocsj It Is glad when wo nro wed, It is sad when wo aro dcad And all Is Well. MIRIAM. "That Is n sweet voice very I" said Can to In Muyell; "and With more cultivation, tooj than one is apt to find among the gen oral run of itinerant minstrels." llo was standing on the corner of the street, waiting on on uptown car. Some where down town there was a "block" of vehicles, and the car was slow In making its appearance; but while ho waited Cop tuln Mnycll listened to tho wild street bal lad, warbled by a fresh, exquisitely true young voice, to the fitful accompaniment of a cracked violin. A littlo ciowd had gathered around tho corner, alio blind old fiddler, in Installer- ed velveteen coat and picturesque white beard, passed his lint niouml, and the sing er, with her face half veiled by tho folds of the black shawl which was passed oyer her head and fell in long, nun-like folds about her slight person, stood holding the violin As her large liquid eyes fell on Mayell he advanced, and holding out a silver coin spoke eoino laughing sentence In the musi cal modulations of the Italian language. She took the money with a murmured word of thanks; but tho shy, surprised glance denoted that she had not understood him. 'So they are not Kalians, after all," said Mayell to himself, as he sprang aboard the car. "I was sure that that olive-skin and thoso deep melting eyes could only havo caught their glow under tho skies of Italy. Well, it only shows how easy it is lo be mistaken.' At all events, It was a fair, dim pled littlo face, nnd I hope her grizzle-beard ed old friend will reap au ample harvest uf pennies. And in searching for the abiding placo of his old friend, Mr. Castleton, the decayed artist, ho completely forgot the little inci dent of the evening. "No. 44 Sea -court," he sild to himself. 'Yes, this must bo the place. And yet." glancing up at the mildewed brick walls and Indescribable shabbiness of the tene ment house, "who would Kavn expected to tlnd Wardo Castleton here? Wordo Castle Ion, the descendant of a long lino of ances try Wardo Casllelou whom I can remem ber as (he master of Castlo Hill I Bad man agement, extravagant, bad investments that Is what they have brought him to. Poor fellow I One can scarcely odor chari ty to him; and yet, what is to be done " And groping his way Into tho hall whcro a sort of Cimmerian darkness reigned, he managed to inquire his way to the floor whero Mr. Castleton lived. Tho majestic old artist fame forward to receive him, in a tattered dressing gown which had once been ruby velvet, a cap of tlio same material on his head, and a maul stick in his hand. "All, Mayell, my old friend 1 lie cried, grasping the hand ol tho unexpected guest--"or rather the young friend of my old days you ore welcome! You find mo rather indifferently situated; but we all know that genius is, at times, under a cloud. Wulk in walk iul Hero is Mrs. Castleton and Dvutrlx, my eldest daughter. But rilitro is Miriim littlo Miriam, the beauty and the runaway of the flock. Call ber,Tril Tell her tn get us somo supper. She will be hero directly." Mrs. Castleton, a littlo old lady In a lace rap, who had lost the 1110 of her limbs, sat knitting in a wheeled chair by the sadly In sufficient firo. Her poor noso was blue, and the hand which she hold out to Clarence Mayell was cold as an icicle. Beatrix, a pale young lady of twenty drew an old screen before the table, on which was a' plate of cold mush and a pitcher of thin tea, and made haste to ad just the easel so 'as to hldo' tho cotbed In the corner. Mr. Castleton pointed (&' (he easel with a grand seigneur flourish of tho hand. "You tee, Mayell," said he, ''that 1 still cliug to the old lablts. My hand is scarce ly as steady now as I could wish but it seems necessary to sell a picture now and then. Trix, where is your sister? Why does not Miriam como iu? We havo some wealthy acquaintances, May oil," the old man continued, "who de cline to buy my pictures, and who contrive systematically to ignore us. But I am told that Miriam' frequently goes to them. Well, well, 1 cannot wonder Ihe child Is young, and this," glancing con temptuously around the room, "Is hardly the place to attract a girl's capricious fancy. Trixy here is true to her old parents." "Papa," said Beatrix, coloring, "do not blame Miriam. She" "Haye I blamed her?" The old artist shrugged hi shoulders. "She Is young she is very young that is all, A I was saying, Mayell, I sell a picture now and then, and so we manage to keep alive. Just let me show you some of the Ideas tbit I have sketched on canvass." And while Captain Mayell turned over tho old man's portfolio and cogitated within himself how he mfght best ofTer to purchsio a picture Without hurting the sensitive prido of tho artist, the silent Beatrix put more roal on tho'drlDg fire, spread a rloan clotb of) the table, and set forth a meal thai bad evidently been purchased in haste from the shelves of the nearest cheap restaurant half of a skinny, cold duck, a. littlo dab ....., . . .. .. . . . o, muuuy currant jeuy, a pue or bread and And when the unappetising moil was over and they ent shivering by tho fire the door openod, anil In glided a slight, small figure like ft shadow. "It's Miriam,' said Mr. Castleton; "my youngest girl. Come Id, pet, nnd speak to Captain Mayell." Miriam stopped abruptly In tho door way, nnd turned first red, then pale, before she advanced nnd held out an unwilling hand. Mayell roso ntd bowed over It; but as their eyes met he smiled n little. "Miss Cosllcton," said he, "I am very happy lo rsseet yoU." And Miriam hid herscli aWoy behind her mother's chair, closo to Beatrix, and do What Captain Mayell would be could not succeed in drawing her into the canvcrsa tlon. "I will mako her look up," ho said to himself, a little chagrined at the steadfast begs with which the dark eyes were bent to ward the Cro Turning to tho nrtlst ho asked, carelessly "Docs your daughter sing?" "A little In a wild way, like ft lark or a nightingale," said Mr. Catlleton. "She had n guitar once, but it Is lost or broken or snmelhibg. Can't you sing fof iis,daiigbtet?' The ruso Was successful. Miriam looked up Ih a frightened wny, her eyes glittering, hor checks glowing in red spots. "I I cannot sing to-night," she sald.hur- rledly. "Please, rap.i, don't ask mo I1' But when Captain Mnycll had taken leave for the night and was groping his way to tho stairs, ho was suddenly And unex pectedly confronted by Miriam herself, wrapped in the black shawl, With Beatrix at her side. "Captain Mayell," said Beatrix, in a lotv voice, "what must you think? For odr own takes ive owe you an explanation.' "Hush, Trix I" cried Miriam, excitedly. Ml this preamble is quito unnecessary. 1 will tell him nil about it. Papa doesn't know that I sing with Bartimeo in the streets. They know that Bartimeo takes excellent caro of me; and I wear his daugh tcr's dress, and wo cannot let poor papa starve." 'And," soberly added Tri.t, "we give jiapa the money, and ho thinks old Bartimeo has sold a picture for him to some of the Kalian dealers down lown. Poor papa 1 and it makes him so happy. And, indeed, no ono speaks to Miriam except In tho greatest courtesy and kindness. And wo hopo you will not betray our secret to poor papa, as ho would, never forgive us nt all." "Pray," cried Mayell, genuinely touched,' "do you imagine that I could be guilly of eucli a dishonorable- tuih:? Believe me- Miss Caflleton " Miriam, very white nnd cold, was look ing at him with eyes that Hashed scornful lightning. "Here is the wretched coin you gavo Ine," said she. "Take it back 1" "Why ?" ho asked , confounded nnd hurt, "Because I halo you I" she ausweied, ab ruptly seizing her slsler'o arm. "Come Trix, let its go I" But ho posted directly across her pallil determined not thus to part. "But why do you hulo mo?" said he. "Becauso I respect your courage and sonsrji and honor your filial ddly 1" "Becauso you desplso me I she retorted. "Never I" ho cried, taking her hand in spito of herself; and then end there they became fast friends. "I am coming to-morrow," he said, "to order n picture from your father. Will you also bid me welcome f" And she answered, shyly I "Yes." But she went out singing no more. Blind Bartimeo and his violin were un accompanied now. Warda Castleton died tho next summer, entirely unaware of tho deception that had been practiced upon him, and Capialn Mayell asked pretty Mi riam to bo his wife. Do you know, darling," he said, "I hnyo loved you ever since I saw you singing on tbo payement in that picturesque Italian costume?" And among he'r wedding gifts' was a dia mond-studded gold locket, in which was set tho tiny silver coin which he had given her on that bleak November nfiernoon Whcn tho twilight was verging into dusk. CAVE I J I. USE I. F AWAY. Cus While, a Galveston Ethiop, needed fnoney, but did not have any. He tried to negotiato (lie loan of a few dollars fmm Dis consolate Jones, who is a barber, offering his nolo, but Disconsolate told him that he shaves chins, not notes. Gus went out, got a' pistol and returned 1 "Disconsolate Junes gib Wo two dollars and de pistol is your. "G'wny, niggah : hits agin do law to lolo pistils." "But you needs a pistol when you goes home at night to keep do robbers off." De nun what totes a pistil am a plum coward." "Hit's wuff $10, but ycrcan have It for $2. "G'wny, niggah" Strange to say that very nlghlon his way home, Disconsolate Jones Was attacked by an unknown man, "ho garroted, kicked and mauled him until he was cerlalul? n very disconsolate person, and fled In tho darkness without uUcring a word. Next morning before Gus was up he was colled on by Disconsolate Jones, who told him the story of his woes and then said ; "Whar's dat pistil you wanted to sell me yesterday for $2. "Hit's agin do law to tote weapons." "Nebber mind, I ain't gwlne to be beat to defffor $2. "Nobody but a plum cowai'ct totes pistols, but you can bab it for $4. Disconsolate paid over the money and took the pistol. As soon as he got tho pis tol lie examined it, put It In his pocket, and then carlessly picking up a ebalr he whack ed Gus at a fearful rate. "Dab," said the breathless Disconsolate taking back his money j "de nex timo you wants to tell a pistil don't try to wrestle wld de niggah what put hair oil on yer head,-or you will give yourself away by de smell. I'll jus' keep disyer pistil to pay me for my work and loss ob time wrestling wid you lus night in de dark. Electric lighting is In successful opera tion on more than: sixty steamers of the Mississippi Itiyerand it tributaries. II it . . .. - . n U!ievet to add much lo the UMJ or that ; iMicnt ruin's wivrs. The trouble Is.nono of our young women are willing to become poor men's Wiycs pro fessedly, even though they may bo so In re ality. The girl who marries upon a thous and dollars a year looks forward to a life spent In second rato botu-ding-hliuses, from which she will squcezo out a certain chen domesticity nnd somo cxpensiro pleasures! Tho children which Heaven may send are not thought of nor provided for. It Is fjucstioh whether the young Wife Can mnko herself a dress or prepare herself n whole some meal of victuals. She marries for freo doin, to have- a good time, to spend money which she neither cams nor help3 to earn for Heaven knows what but certainly not to make n comfortnblo If humbto homo for her husband. In (his respect wo consider the British girl has n Immense advantage over tho American. From tho highest lo the lowest circles of society In Britain, girls are trained to make good and useful wlvci Inasmuch as ladies preside oyer the depart ments of their households, nnd see that everything is kept clean, ond tho food I well cooked, so nlso in lower classes molh ers leach their daughters to do the samo for themselves, without suffering any loss of dignity fn the doing of It. Many of our American girls will bo surprised to learn Hint tho Princess Louiso frequently makes her qwn pastry nnd makes it well, too. On dno occasion, somo apricot tarts of her mak ing being praised by n ghost, the royal lody wroie out tho recipe, with tho words under lined : "If you desire lo have an apricot tart properly cooken, alwoyi mako it with on upper crust 1" The stoiy lias a point, and tho point is that ono can never know how to do n, thing too well. One of tlio great ninuronces against cetlinir n cood wife nri.n from the false basis upon which society Is construcled. Tho Idea that equality is the peculiar birthright of all Americans is cr roncous. Wliero every person thinks ho or she is as good as Ihe next, thero Is always tne opposilo proof of Incompetency. A per son is neither heller n"hr worso limn another except in that degreo of worth which is lion cstly sought to bo attained. But the disno- sillon of young women of tho present day (and the Samo may bo said of young men, though perhaps not to Ihe samo extent) is to think they nro ns good as every one else, wuuout taking the trouble to bo so. From this erroneous belief arise many of tho evils Irom which society suffers. TiMiY DIDN'T riND' OUT. A lady who has the coolness and wit to "freeze out" impertinence and pryine at tention can generally travel alone in the cars quito comfortably. Hero is an amus ing Incidence of baffled curiosity, in which ft larty figured ns the heroine .' miss Jones was on the wav south to spend tha winter with some relatives. telegram received at Goldsborough stated that her expected escort could not meet her there. As usual, tho passengers on tho branch road were few, nnd Miss Jones was the only lady on the train. The conductor was a nativo of tho lown to which Miss Jones was ticketed and was very anxious to find out who the f.iir pas senger was. His rather officious oflcrs to assist her in finding her friends when she should reach her destination were coldly re fused. He finally got desperato and appealed (0 an ancient gentleman In the car (a friend of Ins) to ossist him. Presently tho old gentleman crossed the car, took a Seal I in mediately behind our fair traveler, and ad dressing her very politely, said, "My friend, Captain P , the con ductor, Is very anxious to know who you are?" Looking up from the pages of her novo!. Miss Jones said, "You didn't tell him, did you ?" He was so thoroughly taken aback Ihnt it was somo moments beforo he recovered himself sufficiently to stammer, "N-no." "Thank you," said Miss Jones, gratefully, and cooly resumed her reading. The impertinent old maft retired to the smoking car; and our traveler was annoyed no more EMor a Draicer, m Sarper't. what they com: TO. "Few New York boys," writes n corres pondent of an exchange, "comparatively speaking learn trades, and most of our work men come from other parts. Tho old fish lined system of apprenticeships has ceased, nnd 'bosses' onjy hire boys fof u short time and discharge them when work slackens. Under such clicumstaficcs It is not insy to learn a trade. The streets of New York cily supply tho ranks of crime with inexhausti ble recruits. The boys grow uo into the cannibals,' tbo 'rowdies,' tho 'shirt boys,' and the 'dead rabbits,' and if they do not speedily reach prison, they very soon deserve IL Ihe condition of theso boys Is among the shadows which darken the picture of New York life, but thai of the girls is much worse. Their condition at best Is one ex tremely pitiablo, but what II is at worst I ahall not attempt to describe. At best they become tho hands or the shops. You can see them by seven in the morning, hurry ing to their work, ill clad, and bearing the aspect not only of extremo poverty, but aln of extreme degradation. I do not mean by tills term tho appearance of ylce (which theso shop girls rarely dlspljyj.butthat de bisement ol tho countenance which arises from long experience of penury, from short applies of food, from constant warring Willi necessity, from hopeless conflict wilh an evil destiny, and from the self-conscious-nets of their forlorn condition." A gentlemen who is fond of horses at tended church where there; was a somewhat prolonged servico before they came to the sermon. "How were you pleased With the services?" asked a friend. "0, very much, though ii did strike me that thero was a good deal or scoring before they got off." It is now estimated that the forests ol America will all be used up at the end of another thirty years, and a man who waqts to go hunting will have losit on a draw bridge and shoot at tailors. "Jacob, is there much difference be tween a sea and a saw?" "Yes, the differ ence between a sea and taw i. in tense." (Fort Wayne, (Ind ) Sentinel.) When about twelve years old, said Mr. Geisman, of the Globe Chop Hons, to our representative, I (net Wth un accident wilh a horse, by which my skull wus fractured. ond ever tin.) I have sunereil wilh tbo appliaa Bt Jacobs Oil, which bas given ! iu. CAiauoiuiiiij ruminant- HUII1. v mie I t n .,! I C T ...... . n.t I ... 1. I , The Carbon Advocate,- An Independent Fomllr Newspaper Published every SATURDAY, In Lohighton, Carbon Co., Pa., by iiAitrtY v. nouTiiipTKn. oraiCB-BArfltWAy. a short dlslauee sls.fi the Lehigh Valley It. It. Depot. Terms:- $1.00 perAiiuiiin In Atoce HVED.T BiacrUTTlOM OF mis AKD TAKOT J ob IPrintirig' AT VEItY LOW PRICES. Our Puzzle Corner. RIDDLE. f'm savage ond cruel, ferocious and wlldj I'm gorilla and tame, submissive and mild; I'm tall ahd I'm slcndsr, I'm thick and l'trl thin; I'm out in all weather and yet foUtid with ib I'm red nnd I'm yellow, I'm white and' I'm black; In courogo not wanting, In cowardice no lack; Now who aru I, what am I, can any oni say? I am easy to giless, my namo tell f pray. Jt. C. Mr ENIGMA. Compos3d of 7 letters. My 3, C, 4, 2 is quiet. My 5, 1, 7 Is a boy's nickname. My whole is a hall through which man puss to destruction. ' LIlliaR. DECAPITATIONS. 1. tiehead a bird arid lo'avd a vessel. 2. Behead a kind of lumber and lean tt word signifying thin. 3. Behead slender odd leave a bird. 4. Behead a carpenter's tobl and loavo tf rond. 5. Bohead a cavity and leave a pronoufli C. Behead a dish and leave n bird. Nxrrttt G. ANSWERS TO THE LAST Enioua. Hippopotamus.' CUARADH. Contented. ItKruuaALs'. 1. Rail, liar. 2. Nab, ban. 3. Drayj pans. J."Hni, mar. 0. yard. 4. Snap, Laid, dial. . ; DlAiioiiD Potil.s. .' - d CAT CAMEL' T E A' 1 o.j: VACCIWATItlX TOO .TIA."Y. Bright nnd oarly yesterday morninir a' middle aged man, of anxious look and" much cnrpoiosity, called at the City Hall, ud went for the Chief of PoIic6 with : "Haf wo some shmoll-bo.x lu Detroit?" "I believe We havo a sporadic case of two," was the reply. "Und dozo somepody hal to get wacclnaW ed to keep him ntfay ?" "Every cillren should protect himself." "How many dimes was I get waccinated to keep dot shmall-boX out of mein house' und ealodn ?" "Oh, I guess once will dti." "Voncol Great ahlmlnvl no raoro srif" dotl Shustwaltn minitl" He jerked off his coat and pushed up hit hlrt sleeves, and iointed to four tpots on his left arm and five on his right, and said t "Four und five makes nine dimes dot t yhos waccinated in four days I" "How is (hat?" "How Ish dot? Dot's vhat f likes my- self to know I I vas shust reading about lat shmall-box do odder day In der Sher man bapert vhen two men vhalkt In meirf Saloon und says: "Sharley, dot shniall.boxf Is all ofer down, und yoif must be wacci nated or der Gommon Gounril vhill close" ou up I' So I was waccinated for two' shillings und awel class beer." "Yes?" "It vhas shust two hours moro as a man" comes in und say he vhas sent to wacclnate me on der odder arm', und I pav him two" shillings und zwei class beer." "Yes?" "Beforo night a Wan mit spectacles comet' In und says he vas sent by der Healthy Poard to see oof I vhas waccTii'ated. I show' him two blaccs, but he shakes hit headC nd saysi 'Dot waecidatfon' am too high oop, ami you vhill get dor shmall.box In der hands.' Den he makes dot'blace here. und I gif him 25 rents und class beer." "Yes?" "Vhell, In der course of four days six moro mr.n comes around to warcinale me by order of der Mayor, der Gufernor, def Bresident, der Board of Bublio Vorks, and nan' vhat else, und eferv time I bays two shillings und clsss beer. Vhen I vhas wae cinatrd nine timet I pegins to pelleve I vat greenhorn, und vhen der tenth man comes around I hit him on der head mit a pottle und valks ofer to see you about It. Vhas it all right?" "I guets the boyt were guying you." "Vhat Is dot?" "Why, you haven't really been wacclnal- 1 at all." "N.ol" "No, and you'd better be vscelntted- ngaln." "Waccinated agslnl Waccinated den dimesl Neferl Peforo I yhas wacclnalerf Ion dimes I catches der shmall-box und goes mit him to ped all summer. Dot't' some close pins like I am I" Detroit Frtt Prtss. ' i -i- -1 Garfield and Conkling should not fait lo remember the lata of the pugnacious gri malkins, so touchingly related iff the old1 song. There onoa were two cats In KflKennyi Each thought there was ons cat too toany; So they quarreled and they tit, And they teratched and tliey bit, Till, Instead of two catt, there Weren't any."' a ."ii .tm avitu er cmijDKErt-. Feder Vassilef, a peasant of (he Govern ment of Moscow, was twice married. Hit ainii. win nor. mm at twenty-seven ao- concnm nchmenla, children as follows i times 2 times a timo 4 His tocond wife borer .. children1 ..SI ..IS " ..11 children- At eight accouehinents.... Total ,67 Of this number sovonty-thrre were living IE4I, when the father Wai 75 Vesrs old. These facts ero perfectly verified. Tha family of Vassilef it well known, and hat" been the object of Government favors. Nnium1. aitilcu-u'nys The kidneys are nature's ilnico-n.v ta wash out Ihe debrisotourconstautly chai.g ton bmliei. tf thev do nut work iiraiaui tho trouble is lelt everywhere. Then Lrf wise and us toon nt you see signs of diaof. icr gem acaageni nmney-wort am UK laiuiiuiiy. it win oiean the slntca way or sand, gravel or slime and nurifV Ilia" and dry and, it it equally elHci.ut lu tlW wimio .ysicui. Aruggitit ten it, Ik.Ui linulil .1 . . .1 . . .. ... .' -
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