Advertising Rates. We deslra It lo bo distinctly understood that no advertisements will be Inserted In ha column! of Tax Cakhon Advocat tliat jsjay be received from unknown parties or 'firms unless accompanied by tho cash. The following are our oxly terms i nUt SQ.0AB1S (10 Ltxts), One yetr, each insertion .. 10 els. Biz months, each insoitlon IS cts. Throe months, each insertion 20 cts. Less than lireo months, first i nsertion $1 1 each subsequent Insertion 25 cts. Local notices 10 cents per lino. II. V. MORTHIMER, rubllsher. A. !. 3Hossr5 Manufacturer ol and Dealer In STOVES, ROSES AUD HEATERS, Tin and Sbeet-nm Ware an! General House FnrnisMiiE Goods. . noonrtn anil SFOUTtrfU dono nt short notice aud at Lowest Cash Trices. Terr lclnfl of BTOVIt CJBATE3 anil PIKE CRICKS kopt coa-n(ly on Intnl. Store on SOUTH Street, A tew doors sbovo Bank St., LEIUCnTON'. rtronio solicited S-tilc irn gmrsntoi-d. Oct.S-71 A. I). 4IOS3BU. tiivery & Sale Stables 9 IOaNIC STRKET.L.15UIOIITON, Pa (FAST TROTTING HORSES, ELEGAMT CARRIAGES. tasltlveiy LOWER JMUPE9 than any tuer invcry in mo uojniy. Large and Mnd.omo Carolairoi for Pcneral var?oie ana wooaiass. u.vviu liosiiUT nor. 32. iuj Central Carriage Works, Bank St.. Lehigh. on, Ta. Are prepared to Manufacture Carriages, Buggies, Sleighs, Spring Wagon, &c, 'Of every dascrlptlon, In tho most fnbstantlal nianasr, and at l.ovriet liuih Prices. Itepalt'Inc: Promptly Allcmlcd to. TREXLER li KREIDLEU, Ayrtt M.iltTO yl Proprietors. TBI Tke nndarslicned respectfully nnnonncos tt Oils aameroei Irlends and tin pulilio ueneral 3r, that he Is now preparod lo supply them tilth ehdleo SllOVt'S KKUM NIIW Ji'.lt SET. ml tho IViwesl Market Prices. Yard aa Untraat Kxchanire Unlet, l.elitehlon, I'a. July Sl-m DAN. It i:.. AKcnt. EL F. LUCKENBACII, Tut Doors Below tho "Croadway House MAUCII CHUNK, PA. Sealer in all rattcrnaof Plain slD Fanoj 'Wall iPsajpea'S: Window Shades, Paints & Painters' Supplies, , lowest OAsn nicna. . JOHN F. II ALB AC II, Instructor of Music, 3' ' f t t(Plano Organ, Voico and Theory.) LEHIGHTON, PA. S ' Solo ajrsnt for tho j J. Si C. Fischer Piano ; Aa4 d.il.r In nil kinds of.PI.iaoi and Organs. Term, low and ' isy. Slate, luinuor, bricks, taken la eschune. Sheet Muilo and books furnlihcd on short netise. Tar pirtienlari, terms, &e., Address, JOHN F. IIAI.I1AUII, Aug 3, H7S-1T. Lohlghton. Pa. Hew Lost. How Restore! : Jnt pntiiitAtsi u nevr riitfnn o( Pn. CDTj VKKWALVSOiC'.Knf ATISD KSaAY on tft Kud'el Cure of sraimAToaKiimA. or ,iom mi WeKnM,InTtlulltvell)tJ Loskcji luro tkxct. Mentil one! l'nv-lcal lnom idtv Ini'Mit. ime'ita'lo UrriiiA. etc: CO.NPUUPTto.t, XrlLirsranit Kits Induct br t n-'uduitffuce vr mitsi mirnva nnrvi, cid Tbsceinnratetl n hor ii tbU a.lm'rible Es cinrlv ne inntintfP, t om ih rty vcuv nceUat prao 'ce that t ie ol rmlu-j n3e qaeno0of QtribiiA ra iy be iatllcn;ir c urt I . di n tnfr O'H hhhIo ( cito a nc m njiu )rtiin Ami rtTtii't, br mm f wbtcii -tfrv iffjrer. .10 miller what Ida caull'mi mir bn. mire ire hi na.lt cstplr privately -ml uxvi CALLf." fVThI Lm'tire Mtnatd bo In tho hangs of Trrf jrinti nml rvf rr mm in lb lairt Bent tmltr nnnNin 'iirel.-e to an? atlire, pnr.tiil ice;ptof tsiiitnr two potr f Ump. Adft oa ibo Pioltteri The CiilrrrvrrU Medical Co,, il AN.S CL. No IT Yorl. N V. MA .2 "&-V II. V.JkloRTnuiEU, Propvieior. VOL. IX., No 17. CARDS, rinot mill Slioe MnUers Oltntonllratney, in Litan't building. think "treat. Alloratriprompuynuta worKwarranieu. Attorneys. JOHN Kusn, ATTOUSET AT LAW, ICSes Corner Sntq,icaanr.annaRneo streets MAtrcn canNK,r. inui'.iy J ohn i). .itnitroixTTi:, TTOnNBT AST) COONSELLOn AT LAW. Office Uocm :. mound Floor s an ton House MAT7CH CHUNK, PA. May be consulted In Gorman. mm !3-ly TTT M. KAFSIlEir, ATIOUNHY AND COUNSELLOR. AT LAW, Dll SxsiiT.LsniQBToif , TA. rtIE.tlndCoUctlon Aeeucv. Wllllturnnd SallK.alK.taU. llonveyancliiit.ieallydoiie Col- actions oromatly made. Ideal a specially. h.it ui onnuUd III KnlUb ad liarinan. XCV.it JVS. IN STHUTHKItS, ATTOHX vT AT LAW, O-Oflieat St floor of Ithoad's Hall, Manoli Oliunk. Pa. All Imiln.si entrusted to him will t promptly ittended to. .. . Mavl7. lv. Justices and Insurance. rpuOSiAS Kla.lir.min, J CONVEYANCE!!, AKD 3F.NERAL INSUUANCE AQJ3NT The f tlolmt Companies are Itopreseateds LHItAN N MTJ rUALFIBR, llUAilltlO Mltl'IJAL I'lllE, VYAOXIINO FIUU. rori'-.vii.r.i: fire. . LlSIIIOn I'lrtlC. onrtthO TtA V nr.cRn aicidi:nt lasnitANcn. Alan Pennsvlv.ini" and Mntnil Ho.-so Thlel Detra lreand Iti-urani ojj'"!'';?;....,-- Maicn 21.11" 11103. KIMHRr.R. -giuis.uti) i'.iit...nih, OoUMTr BniiDiKO, M AXIOM CHUNK, P. Fire lnsurar. Agent. erg- POLl'MI'.S In SAPE Companies only, at ltcasonablo Itatts. Aug. 23-yl rpilK Kr.YSiONT. ML'TU H. Itl.M 1 FIT ASSOCIATION, uf Altenlmui Prof. A, E. IIdiiuk. P cs't W A UASi.ro, ecy. Lite ahd i.NDOvNKST Poucies lssrn). .1. Ij. MILLUTl, DlstrlctandColleciIni; Aij'i. Optra),' o iy P linivit.'. P. Notaiy Public & Conveyancer, Fire anil Life Icsmb Agent 9- Iluslncis German. tr.vnsactod In Eni!llh and Auji. V3 yl Physicians and Dentists. G. W. UUWKll, M. 11 , (U.l.,) Orrics: Opposite the Tost i 'race. IUKK STUEKT, llKIIlUltrOX, Pn. Mav n conrnllc I In ilther the Kn lull m Oermaii l.antuxc. July lu-tl -QU. Oil AS. 111 AltO, Veterinary Surgeon, bane -trtt'Ji:T i.KniiunoN. ta Orr ck ( From a In m a m llucus: ( I'll m 7 to 0 v. M. Disease ct il.e Icct n tMcU.lt!'. I'y It ccn-ii.tid In riifl;tl.r Cniirn. Ji lyl? yl W. A. COItTRiailT, SURGEON DENTIST, Tenders his professional services to the peo" pie ol Alaucli tjiiuntc, jeniguton, Hoissport' Packcrton and vicinity. OFFICE: Opposito the Broadway House, BROADWAY, MAUCII CHUNK, Pa. Fresh LaughinirGas always on hand. All work guaranteed satisfactory. aug2.yl T V(. UIMVM, M. 1)., rARRYVILLE, Carbon Countr, ra. rTftnr.sl Residence.,.. fiom 7 a. m. to lCa..ro uuuuaj au.l ISuoim loio i. m Ifar be consii ted tu the Gorman Language r, O, Address ichi;hton. mar. 2), If r.i:iuiAMi:i!, i)., rllYSICIAN ANDSCIIUKON Spuelal attention pild to Chronic lilne-ar.f. Ontc.i South Haul cor n.r Iron ami 2nd t... Li aljhlon.l'a. Aprl 3. IMS 1ST. ii. Ki:m:it, .m. d. V. S KxnmliiliiB snrcceii, PRAOTICI.no paVSIOIAW r.ndSDcQCOK, OCFICIi llankStrocl. lir.SEB'6 Utocs, Lrinsh- ion, i a. May beconsoiicdla tho Germ n Lauguasc. Nov. 3 , Iterpectlully annnuno' s rn the public that he has ..pencil . NEW LIVE I !S Pl.K In ci.nn- ctlon with his hotel, and is prepared lu furnlth Teams fur Funerals, vcfllius o BnsiUDss Tries, onMioncainollconni. ronn Ubernl termi. AM orrtert Urtftttlio,t;iirli.nnim8o,wl receive prompt attontlun Stable on Nonh S reet. uext ilio hotel, LchlKlm n. jan'.-J.jl rr VOUTII AND MIDDIIi-ai:D, wua I UU U I U'tllH U 1 5JUU- u nuiiiu ami vou mil vettia. vlctiililtntVtl tinve!niH AdJren-. jroi. j.y. yq an. OtfJDBoiira N.v JalvlVi RUPTURE "-vt, 1 1 "- I 1 1 is hat you wnut Hie sreatesi Invention if lb - . ' :ef ouS nam. bars. M. Y. nioi -t.ni uee. I'm. j. v. Euan o, .,. Inly I7H PATENTS. I.EIIMANN, Solicitor of American ' and Viirffii. VulentB. Wmlilngton, !.U Alt UU.IUPBS J. W. HAUDEN iJliMl I PATKNTS , v" Misrrn 8o.ieiiorU-morao.nl, a .a a Ull l u. , .., . nl. ,.,.,,. , to,, !. ,irnoTti. ra lnna D i . N-i fai reri tirod uu ra i-aieai on at ed -oad lor il cu ar 'Uliateima. eio B. bpehul i7 . -r . ii.,. PENSIONS '""'"! tf.. Ideraaad , . , .V ' orliujraealltledliythe lain law. rf Cnnte... Heal tw.i hiiid for law. and ,i,r of Clllten so dlcr. to N T File malt u nrspectrulljr announces wtlio i coploof I.o hlgliton unit in vicinity, that ho li now pre pared tosupply tlieut null all kinds uf Household Furniture Stannrnc'urcil from the bct Seafoned Mate, rials nt Prices fully its low us Hie nuncnrtlch', cim bo touuht lor tls where. Here am a few of tho Inducements offered : Purlor Sets at from 450to0O Walnut Marlilo.lop llrcs.'lnif Cass JltMlrniitn Sulics. 3 pieces (40 to 9J Palnicd lltilrumii Millis.... slRtuSto (7nne Siati-d ('lialr-', pcrsetof 0.... id (Juiiiiuri luilrc, per ret of 0.. $4 and all other Uoods equiilly cheap. In this connection, 1 dc.'lrc to rait thont. tontion of tho people to inyaniplo facilities In THE UNDERTAKING BUM wlthaNKW an.l HAMISOMi: 11KARSK, and a lull linuuru.oK I.TS mid CIU I INS, lam propaicd lo iittcnd piMiupily lo ult or ders In tins II. .c. ul luucit prlees. I'atronnKo rerpoctlully sultcltcd and tho most au.ple latlstacti u ati.irnuteed. V. Sl'UWARTZ, octM llANK&t.,l.cliliiliton. JT-JU'OItTANT AS.N'OUKCEMEXI! iewis Weiss- POST OK KICK UU1I.DING LEIIlailTON', PA., has the Largest ond moil i-.xtcnsivc block ul 2 HATS, CAPS, &o. ever ofTcnd In this holoui-h, and tn wh'ch I inruo t ml epeei ii ui i.iitii,n or my uiFinmeie and the putdle irencrntlv. as 1 am nreimred to oiler cxliaurdlii.ny linluoiiiiint-' In .SPRINU AND SU.MSlEn, Boots, Slugs, Hate, Caps, k, an'i 1 Invito mynumeroiisfilrmlsnnd patrons tn call ami oa inlno my etock before maklna tnoir purriinreM isc here, ns turn prepared to give epecial Inducements lo all (JAS1I PUllUUASI-.IIS. Hemembcr, LEWIS WEISS 1'ost.Offlco UulUUntf, Lehluhtcn, 1'a. Sept, 20. For HOLIDAYS, 1880. Is. C. DsTSCHIRSCHSKY licfppctfuily nnnounecs to Itrr friend? nmt tho ulitlu genvrnll), UnU rlio Is now ncoirln anil oprnln Inr tlivlr Inriii-C'ton a laiur rtocic UKia trvr 01 iiio vciy lutcac nuvcu.es in Toys & Fancy Goods, SiittnMe tor 110 .1!AY rRESKVTS for YtiUtiLT ami 01.1 Jiu-li and P., or. J)tii't fall tucall varljr niitl mcuio firft clnic-J nnt l'Ct Ijarir.ilnR. .liu nlfo calls th 'ir attention to her New, Laro ami i Jiyatit iis.urtinenl of jSIOTIOISI'S, comprl.in'X Undorweur, Ilerllp and tlcrman. tuwii Wool', Itotlert, luip'.rted ami Ho mettle Klbbnu. DIhVis. I'lnwers ami a hno asforiment ul New Designs IN PANCV Ali'l'IL'LEs' Alto, In connection with the above, a full and cuuipieiu siuck ol ;j;.ii.t FstuiTS, LIMllUnOllU C11ULSE, i'tllltlU'N ti C'OIirOCllOItN, tezoihor wph a variety of ( oils not ccnrral ly kept lu tin) other store in t,.wn. If you do ui ivo wnar )ou vv.mi, nsi. mr ll. A sharo nf uiille pitruiinue solicited, and pcrfi-ct sutljf-ictlun j$uaratiloed lu price and quality of goods. Second St., 2 floors atove Iron, NuvilO, 1SS0. LE1II MlTON, Pa. DANIEL WIEAND, C rriiijL es,Wagons,Sleiihs,&c ' r.N 11 or hank xi m:ii,s sritr.r.Ts, LUIPtinON. Pinna., Itrsprctfully ani'Ounccs to hi friends and the public, thai ho Is prepared to llulld all des cription 01 OAllUlAlir.S. SPIIINO WAOttN". MLWIOUS. Jio.. In thoLilcit and Slest Apprureil -ttles,at Price, tally as low as tho ,amo eun ho iibtnln. ed elsewhere. gunran'i'i'lnK tin bcttSoasuned .jaieriai ami mot suostaiitiai workmanship. . ati.uuiur uii, liliuu gn eu 10 REPAIRING In all Its details, nt the very Lowest Prteei. Patronaice retpcctfully solicited and perfect UCC0.18TOJI UATf. WIUANp. ibi:aii'bh is weai.tidi Dr,r..C.WHt'8NriiVK nna ltruis Trrat UCKT. n nwiUo iot Hiitrrta. nizzlncsti. Rnn vu nuns Jf rvntu t.ojUicbe, Mcutal Dores. ion, 01 Mrmon. piMttia oinicea, Troim- tency, liifoniniai v i;i)i8no:i. rremutnioOlC An-. catiHoii itv over cxfiion, cir-abue or eiitl iicatb. One bus will riire recent l-ach ooxconi inauuo inimth' treatment. One n.oinr t uos or a x oio to uvd uuiiirv eenr br ntftilpiepaUton rec.-ipt t price. Wecaar antfo nr buxe to c.ire ny caw W.th eaob I lea witu llv-odnlia- . we 4HI . ud tho purchta. iupt -cro'viM u. ns 101 -n uoxrn, accotiiaan iii tho money euro tinar men i.ord r l'B8T .t i n foi Vr tuietora. iai & iia W. V. ibaou street. A 4 uuiibinu Agent, LeWsb. MIITU KLINC&OO. Whole nl a Asrents, tfc iS,'33-ty rh'Udo hir. A W8SI in vonr i vn town. IS.0 'Jiutlttrea 'oiU . Uoxler It mi ant a bn in bum at uh th unr unr l nt rtlbrr fei cut initio rA.n ntiv All Hia .tl thev wntlc. wrto fw mrftfea'ats 10 il. a scir. til uo.. i.r i-a.Mt', jwk- i XI In aibun INDEPENDENT" LEHIGHTON, CARBON COUNTY, PA., SATURDAY, MARCH 19, 1881. Railroad Guide. ptllLA. ts. IllCAOIPIU UAII'IIOAU, Arrangement of raiseuger Train. SOVJ5MHER UTQ. 1850. Trains tear ALLKMOW astollowsi (TIA rsllKIOMKX BAILCOAD). For rhtlndaluhla.ot M:3',0.t5, IMO.a.m.. and 'Z in p, in. PUlfDAV. , For Philadelphia at M.to a. m.,8.f 8 o. ra. I VIA EASI rr.XA. BUAKCU.) ForRoid!ua mid HurisODiir, 035, e.COa ro,, i:.io 4.Hj nrd vit p. m For Leucaaier and Uulurabla, C JJ, 9.0 a.m. and :op ui MJN1JAVS For Readinx. narrlsbuis. end way po nls. t.ct u. ui, , (Via iiiuLsnau.) Tor rhlltdelot.lu from 1. V. Pepot 0.12 J.17,a. m .i?."2.0.&3.J.:4 p. m. Ruhuay i to p.m. l'cr Phhaoolphia tioiu LtB, Uepct i2.H, 5.23. l-ll p. m. . 1 rulus FOR A l.LEKTOWN leave as follows: (via rtuKioxr.x uaileoad.) Leave Philadelphia, 7.40 a. la. aud l.Ot, 1.C0 ncs.lSp. ui. BUKDAVS. Leave ruilaeelphla, t.oi a. m t it ana 'tit p. m. (VIA RAST PKNNA. BRANCH.) teavo r.eautnc 8 w lo.so a. m.,3.10, S.tl,siid 0.1S p.m. Leave irnrilsbnre H'. S.CE andt.60. a.m.,1.45 aud 4.UOP. lu. Leave Laucaatar. S.Ota. m l.rt and J.snp. ro. Leatcotuiubla 7.CS a. ir 1.10 and S.to p. ui. DOllDAYA. ..cave itcauinr. t.w a. m Leave liail l.l.m t. r.M, n. ,iu f a.m. r THLF.BBH.) 5 45. 9 00, 0.15, ;.lfT,' 4.15 (VIA hnTHLF.BBH. foave chllfldotull.i G . oimi. m. muidav r.3)n. m.. !.(n n. TralnNiuaikei tliua ') tun to and from depot 9th ni'l Ureeu streets, l'tillaitolphta 'other uatuitnn d irrm Hi oau rtreet depot, fralus Via Betjlehem" run to aid fiom Dcria bt , Depit. except tc.one marked () 1oot4.1 aud0.45u.m tiulnafrom Allectovn nml the "1.3' aid O.ltp. m. train frum Pliila ilriplun, hate through cats to cud Iroin Phlla delpb:a. J. It. WOOT1EN. 7i'eeu( Manamt. C. O nANCUCIt. ffen'l Pati.& Ticket rfjenf. miv is. MBS. LYDIA E. PINKHAM. OF LYNN, MASS, SUCUVEREn 0? LYDIA E. PBNKHANS'S COMPOUND. W.HH I. I KM. III. III. Tho r"ltlv"Cnra For nil Female Complaints. TMj preTwratlon, m its canto ttznlAes. conriits of VcoUMs TropsrUea tint cr Lard 313 to tho most dol tcatotavalld. VpononotrlUtheuorit4 of this Cora praad will hi rccojnlrsJ, iu relief Is Immediate 1 and l:3n lu uso Is continued, la tunctr-nla euos In ft hud. ilrjJ, a jrmarcr.t cure Is tocto JJ thoucanrtj yr2 ti li: y. Oa oustlprovennwltj WiSS'S tho country. It wax euro entlrtlr ta T-orrt form of fallmff cf tho uterus, Xcucorrhoa, inxeUar and rssU UcnstruaUcn.enOrarlAnTrouUes, lnZamisatloa tr.d Ulceration, ricctilnf, all displacements And tho coa- ecqucntiplntl vaairers.rr.dli rpoclatly adapted to lha Change of Ur. Itr.HKlcsolvs and expel tumors f.-ont3eutcri:3naioar:c:art of dcrciopnent. Ta ti2:nc7tacn:crooaXiumorstlicro li chdc'jii Ttry r.ojtlil by lu u, la fact It hi proved ts bo tho r"t- e:t in 4 best rerooCjr thtt hit evtr been Cscovr oJ. It porrasaios every portion of the systczn, tul sIycs n;vr liroand vljor. It removes f ilntr.ccfi,natulezer, Co ctrcvsallcravhic forKt!muluts,audrJlevci vea!aiM ofthatlomnh H ctrsa Eloatlnff, lTeadachoi, Kerveus rrorlrat.cn, freshen. . That loeuss of bcar:rs ttwa, cacslr.z rf-T. weight 0 nd Laehacho, la always penstnently erred I y Us use. It wtiltt tU times, ccdunilcraU clrcniastan ces, act In kumosy wllh the Uff that eorcrai the fetnilisystcni. rarltldncyCompiunts of either woa this cotnpound 13 unsuriixeaed. Lydia E. Pinkham's Vsctablo Compound Iirreparod at 1X3 vl f TVertorn Avena, Inn, Vat rrlco Cl-35. bottUa for Uut Ly iua.1 Ui t: e forti of plus, alalia Iho loixi cricjuaccs, on reccl' t of price, C--W. T7 bo, r hcr. Mrs. nIIItil freely answers all ktt;ra of Inquiry, fiend for pam phtct. Adircsi ru above Mmtton tht paptr. Ka family should bo wttuobt LXOIX E. nNSHAU LT.TT.r:LL3. They caro Csnstipatlon, IMliousuM tadToir1? f t he 7-lvcr, 11 etrti p? r box. JOHNSTON, 1I0rL0VAY & CO.,Oen cral Aitentr, I'liUa., ia. Sold by A. J . Unr lint', Lcnixlitun, r. June 12, 1680-ly. A Valuable Book Free "A Tre'tlt" on fbttrnle Bieae,M embrtcii'aT Catarrh. IMoat Liiiir. Heart, Stomach. laver. Kin ne j a. Uiluary nd I-Ymalq J)lrnseat lo 1'i oa aent Iiteio ai y nddrcts Every aufferrr frcnt thf e nlse imps ran n ctuml. Fend lor tbta uooe to the undtMuned aplnsioanol l&rlf rxpcrlener, e1oraeil bv bundreds tf .e'dlnff cbitcna wlia teMliy to fiU aklll. end etnrop to piv rcsuc to 1?. Mviogiton. 11. Hnperlor ac.. To tdo. Ohio. . aptS-yt PLANING MIIL AND Cabinet Ware Factory, AT SLATIXfiXOX. JOHN BALLIET, Propr., Penis In All tlnrti and sites nf nnr. Jletnlock Oak-Miid Haid Woco Lumber. ami U now pie paicd to oxocute auy aiouut of older lor BressoD LamboR OP ALL, SIND3. Doors, Saslica, Ulltitls, Slmttcrv, Jluiiltlliifs, Cnbinet Ware, Ac, With rroaiproess. Brackets Made to Order. The Mscnlnerv t all new and ol the best and must Improved kinds, I employ none bnt the beat wot amcu, u.e well seasoned and tooi nia t ei lal, and am thotoforo ablo to puai antee entire aiiataetlun to all who mariavor inenlth a call. Orders ov mail promptly attended to. Mr course are moderator terms cash, or Interest iharscd alter tuluy nays. Q1VK uFa CALL. rS" Those enraged In BnildinK will find It t their advantage to have ldinc. floor Boards Doors, a8Ues. r-huticrs, etc. tr.. nisdealtnl I'aetorv. . slayl JOHN BALLIET. ItlSSTi l butlneaa now before the pnbllc An .an ...mVs mnnv f,,a,f . t work for ni than at anrthinr olu. ramtal 114. rean'reO. Wo will start von 0.3 a dav and opwai da made at homo bv tuetndgatit na Men women boy. anilcir,. wanted everywhere to work fir n. Now i.tht.i,ra. You can devote yon whole lime it tlie work or only vour apare nioaent. No other bupiueea wli pay von iealr aa writ, Ko,itewiHiuffto vork can tall to m.ko enor. mnukpae Lv rngavlne at one. I'oatlr Ootnt and termafre .aiuii e.awrtnnltrfomiak- Lnr lubner aaallr and hoso.blr. A4dl,a Live and Let Live." TEN TEA UN AFrCII. Ten yonrs ago, when sbe wai ten, I used to tesse and scotd her, I liked ber, and she loved ma then, A boy tome live years older. I liked her, sba would fetch my book, Bring lunch to stream or thicket) Would oil my gun or bait my hook, And field Tor (tours at cricket. She'd mend my cap or And my whip, Ah I but boys' hearts are stony I I liked her rather less than "Oyp," And far less than my pony. Sbe loved me then, tho' Heaven knows why, Small wonder had she hated, For scores of dolls tbo'd had to cry Whom I decapitated. I tore her frocks, I pulled her hair, Called "red" tho sheen upon it) Out fishing I would even daro Caleb tadpoles In ber bonnet, Well, now I expiate my crime, Tho Nemesis of fables Come after years. To day old Time On me has turned the tables. I'm twenty-five, she's twenty now. Dark-eyed, Dink-chcekeJ and bunny The curls ore golden round her brow, She smiles and calls me "Johnny." Ofyore I used htr Christian name, But now, through fate or malice, When sbe Is by tnv lips can't frame Five tellers to make "AIlco." I, who could joke with her nnd tease, Stand silent now before her; Dumb through (ho very wish to please, A speechless, shy adorer. Or, if she turns to mo to speak, I'm daiiled by her graces i The hot blood rushes to my cheek, I babble commonplaces. She's kind and cool ah 1 Heaven knows how I wish she blushed and faltered ; She likes me and I love her now; Dear, dear I how thtngs'havo altered I London Graphic. fig. MaciifflW HeartstriBgs. How TWIT WKRK ItKPRaTRDLT Tnatf TO TaT TICRS by FlOKhK SiMANTIIA MoRRIS. SIlt.roRD, Pa., alarch 5. There had been an 'elopement up the river, and some of the boys were sitting around tho Crissman House stove talking about.it. As tho girl in the case was soon to have been married, tho burden of the convocation was the disap pointment and grieftlnt must have over whelmed the deceived bridegroom. "Yes," said tho Sheriff, striking a match on his trousers leg ami lighting the stubol his cir;ar for tho fifth lime "Yes, tho poor I don't know whether you ever knew Wig. lie was a solemn cuss, nnd lived down in Ulster County. Ho was In love with a girl named Samantlia Jane Morris. This was before the war. They wero engaged to be married. A fellar named Jim Aicher came to the town whern they lived'. lie was a tinker, and se.t up a tin shop. He fell in love with Samaiith. I'll call her Samanlh now, but if she was here I wouldn't. I'll tell you why, I was a young blood in those days, and a mackerel snaked for a month couldn't be any fresher than I was then. Not long offer I went to the town I got ac quainted with Wig. He took me over t seo his girl. one night, and Introduced me. Before I went one of the tbo boys said: " "You'll like Samanlh. If you want tn make a good Impression, don't bo loo form al. Art as if you'd known her for years, and she'll take to you.' ' Wig. and I went tn the house. I saw at once that Miss Morris was a girl whoso ati petite must be good, and that she hadn't been raised on ico cream and cake. She brought out soma of ber old man's cider, Thst cider wasn't Intended for boys to tam per with. Thero was ten dollars or ten days in erory two glasses of it. I didn't seem to get along with Miss Morris very well. thought maybe I wasn't familiar enough After I had drank two glasses of that cider I made up my tnln J that I'd show her I didn't coiuo there to put on airs. Sho sat by a window. It was in July, and the windnw was up. There was to bo a festival in the Methodist Church, I walks over to where Samanlh eat, and stood in front of her. "Are you going to tho festival, Samath J I said. Then I thought to myself, "That's familiar enough to suit ber, I guess," and I innlod all over. "Boys, Miss Morris got up like a jack-In the-box. 8be smutted me on the side of the head with her Hat hand. I drupjied out of that window as if a coal train bad struck me, and doubled up in a barrel of rain water that stood under the window. As I crawled out I saw Earaaulba leaning out of the window. '"Samanlh, is it?" she yelled. 'You eyor come 'round lliewdiggin's again, an' I'll sit you up a fettiyal, an') mi 'II think they're erammin' ico rrcam down you red hot.' "I found afterward that Samantlia was a little ten ler on being called Samanlh, and fie boys had played it on me. "Well, Jim Archer set up his tin shop, and fell In love with Saman)ha Jane Morris. Sho was a blams good-looking girl, if she was a little particular, and her old man had tho rocks. I felt sorry when Samantlia shook Wig. Macumber and from on to Jim, for Jim was a staving good fellow and one of the boys. He used to set up with us and take a hand In our little ten cent ante, four shillings limit, and generally held bis own. "I remember a funny thing that came very near breaking up his match with Sa. mnnlha. He sang in the choirof the Meth odist church. Ono Saturday night we had been holding a session at poker a little later than ususl, but Jim wenttochurcb all right Sunday morning. The preacher was a flow ery young rooster, and when lie begsn lo preach Jim fell into a dose. The preacher preached along, and grew eloquent. He be gan lo describe a sceno at daybreak, "See where it comes,' ho said, 'the morn. Ing.all ifluib ' "Jim woke up then. He'd been dream, ing, I s'pose, " 'A Bush V he eald, load enough tn be beanl ail over 'he church. A flush is good, old man; take the pot.'" .... -rv tl. -Jim saw where be was, and walked out .u..y.a. wU voan. aai go. mm, and it 1.00 If took Jim a good wullo to fix things with her. Then the golmarried. Wig. Macum ber was all brnko up over It, and ha grew more solemn than evor. "Poor Jim died a few months afterward. He'left bis widow $300, some second-hand stoves, and other storo goods. Maybe vou won't believe it, boys, but a year after that Wig. was engaged to Samantlia aijaln. Then Frank Law.on came to town, and went to landing bar at the tavern. He had a black moustaoho ond the bigcest watch chain I ever saw. Samantlia met Frank at a pic nic, ami I hnpo to get shot if she didn't break off with Wig. again, and she nnd Frauk wero i-ugagcil. Wig. was all bound up in that girl, aud you can Imagine Itow hofelt. "Well, air, whlla Frank and Samantlia were spooning, who should come to town but a young fellow named Will Wiggins. He was from Poughkerpsie, and went to clerking in a store in town. You may think I'm stretching It, but HI treat If lie didn't capture Samanthn. After she had given Wig. the slip for Frank Lawaon, Wig. wouldn't speak to Frank, ho felt so cut up. When Frank got thn grund bounce, I re member seeing Wig. meet him in the street. He went up tt Frank lu his solemn way, and without a word shook hands with lifts, and passed on. That was a comical sight, mid no mistake. "It wasn't long before it was nosed about that Samantlia and Wiggins were to be mar ried, Frank Lawson went away, but Wig. stuck to it. Well, Samantlia didn't marry Will Wiggins. Ho got full of beer one nf. t-rnoon, nnd llio boys put him to bed. He slept until nearly daylight next morning. He looked at his wateli. It was half-past S. IIu thought It wot half-past S In the after noon of tho day ho went to bed. Ho was to eat supper at Samanlha'a hniiso at 6 o'clock he same alternoon. Ho dressed himself and hurried down to the lioute. Ho thought it was funny there weren't any lizhts in the house, but he knocked nnd banged at thn floor. Pretty soon a window was raised up stairs. "'Who's that down there, and what aro yo bangin' that door fur' "It was Samantha's mother's voice. "'Why, I'vo come lo supper said Will, 'Ain't you well Mrs. Morris T' "Mrs. Morris came down stairs. She opened the front door. Mr. Wiggins found that Mrs. Morns wai quire well. TI10 match was broken nIT, anil if you over wanted to seo a man get upend hop, all you had to do was to ask Will Wiggins to take supper with you. "Now, see here, boys. I don't want you to bo suspicious of what I'm going to tell you, for it's tho ironclad truth, anil If you ever go down in Ulster County they'll tell you. the same. Wig. Macumber and Sa manthn Morris mads up, nnd tho old en gagement was renewed. Wig. was as cer tain nf her this tlino as he was of his dinner, of hi m once in a while, and he went 111 Uic tavern one night and set 'cm up for the boys. Wig. had an uncle named Parker Job Parker ono of tbo jolliest old bachelors that overlived. Ho wasn't much older than Wig. Macumber. Ho lived up the Rnndout Creek, and had about $25,000 stowed away. He had written Wig. n letter after each our of Wig's littlo set lacks with Samantlia, kind ii' making fun of him. That rather riled Wig., and he thought ho would get even with hi. uncle by inviting him down to see hini married. Uncle Job didn't have much lo do ju.t then, and ha aiuie down a couple of weeks before tbo wedding day 'to kind o' get acquainted with his new relations,' he said. Buys, it's 11 solemn fact, and n hard one to believe, bul if Wig's undo Job didn't cut him out with Sjiunntha I bone to holler. Cut him out dead, and, more than that, married her. "Disappointed? Wig, was nil tore to strings. Tala about this young fellow up the river whose girl ran away with another maul Why, he'd think a soothing balm was run ning all over his heart if ho should meet Wig. Macumber, "I was confidential with Wig. in those days, and ono day I went to him nud told bint to cheer up. '"Uncle Job'll pog out one o' llieso days' I ssid,'and then why can't you tackle Sa mantha again V "Wig, sighed nnd shook his head. Then hs said, as solemn as an owl; "No. It can't be none. Under any other clrcumitanres I might wait. But I never could bring myself to marry my aunt.1 "I hadn't thought of that. His bride that was to be, had become his aunt Samautba Jauel" MOATOR .TIAIIO.Vn. Virginia's new Senator-elect Is physically a man in miniature. Menially, ifhfsnp pnnenls are fit judges, he weighs something like a ton; but on the platform irate he tips the beam at less than a .hundred pounds. In appearance he is na lean and thin as a greyhound) and it is doubtful if his avoir dunis in gross could be made to yield ndi pose suiMcient to lubricate the wing nf a humming bird. Tho following pretty gnml story illustrative of his exceeding leanness Is Udd of Mint During the Into war, while In command of a division or Confederate', he, tike many others, bad the misfortune lo be wounded, but, aa it hoppened on (hat oc casion, not seriously. An acquaintance about to visit nicliinond was requested tn call upon the General's wife for tho purpose of relieving any anxiety site might feel on account oT her absent lord by explalninglha nature and extent of his injury, Colonel . called at the lady's resilience and, as report goes, found her in tears, ahe hayirg already received tho uews of her husband' wounding by telegraph. The officer attempt ed lo reassure her by the statement tbit the General would bo on duty again in a few days, but without avail. "Why, madam," he expostulated, "you ought not to give yourself so much concern. He received only a flesh wound; no bones were injured." "Ah, Colonel," she sobbed, "you don't know ll,' the General as well as I I do, or you wouldn't tell in' me he ouul l be be wnuuded without strik striking a bona!" Of course nothing more could he said, and the messenger withdrew from the field, leav Ihe lady uncmivinoed. Soon alVrrwunl llieOeneral himself visited his Inline, and, ll is to be huxi, succeeded in relieving tlie fears of his belter half by" proving that It was only a flesh wound, af- Ur all, which ha bad received. a Year if Paid in Advance. not paid in advance, $1.23 A 8AI.OON.Ki:CPUlIS PltAYER. Published by request. At Atchlnsuti, Kansas, tho crusader's In vaded a saloon during the crusade time and tried by praying to induro tbo proprietor of the saloon to closo his place. Tho proprle t r to closo Ills place. The proprietor Invlt ol tho ladles tn seats, and asked them to pray, and then offered himself the following prayer! "Almighty Creator In Heaven ondcarlli who cranio ! man In thlno own Imago 01 ruler of the ourth I Whilst animals aro liv ing on grass and water, thou dtd'et leach Ihy servant Noah to make wine, and Ihnti did'tt not puntsli him for making intemper ate uso of It. At tho wedding of Cona,tlilne only son, Jcsns Christ, transformed water into wtne; when the Julco of tho grapo was exhausted, that the enjoyment nf the guests might not bo disturbed. The great reformer Martin Luther, said 1 'He whn does not lovo wine, women and song remains a fool all his. Ufa long.' And all the great men of the earth have been drinking of the uluc thou hostgiven thy children upon thisc.irth. 0 Lord 1 wo pray thee, have pity ition these women hero who nro not grateful for Ihv gifts, who want to make thy children like tho beasts of the field and comiiel llietn to drink water liko an nx, while they dress ex travagantly nnd lead their husbands by other extravagitico not tending to our well being, to bankruptcy, depriving them of nil the pleasures nf this world, yea, even driv ing them to suicide. 0, Lord! have mcrcv upon these ladies; look upon them ; thev wear not oven the oilor of tho faco which thou hast given them, but they ore nlmng against thee, and not content with nature, paint their facesl 0 Lord I thou cnii'at ulso perceive that their figure is not as thou hast made it; but Ihey wear humps upon their backs like ratriels Thou soeV, 0 Lord I that their headlines consists of fnlsj hair, nnd when they ojien their mnullis '.Inxi sec'.t Ihcir faUo teeth. O Lord I these women want men who will patiently an-cpl this without using the pow. er tlmu hast given to man that all women shall bo subject to man. They will not bear the burdens of married life, and obey thy commands to multiply and replenish the earth, hut oretoolaiy to raise their children; and 0 Lord I thou knowest tho crimes they commit. 0 Lord I huvo mercy upon tlicin, and take Ihcm back Into thy bosom, lake folly out of their hearts, give them common sense, that they may see their own foolish ness, and grant that they may become good and worthy cltliens ofotlr beloved city of Atchlnson. 0 Lord 1 we thank thee for nil tho bUstlngi besiowed upon us, nnd ask llioo to deliver us from all evils, especially hyHi critic.il women and .thino shall bo the praise forever and ever, Amen." GATISUUI.-xn A CROWD. The other morning two gentlemen were sffcctTWIcn. Vl'SntMrveit a cuUSflgo roll off a market warnn that was passing. Instantly over a dozen well-dressed and ap parently sane (arsons began yelling after tho wagon as though Ilia vegetable had been a gold watch or a tlmtisind dollar bill. The driver stopped about it hulfn sqn.ire olT.look ed back at the cabbage, yawned ond drov) nn. 'What an absurd fun people In the street make over trivial occurrences." said one of gentlemen. "Now, I'll bet o ailk hat that I could get a crowd of S00 crsons nround thntcabbago insldo of thirty minutes, and yet not leave this room." "I'll tike tho bet," said his friend, pulling out hts watch. ' Are you ready J" "Yes; give the word." "It is now 11:30. Go I" Tho proposer "f tho wager h-l his friend In the window, threw up lhesnsli,and, Ink ing n rnno, jiointed earnestly nt tho mud covered rabbagc with a terrific expression. Presently it hack driver noticed the action nnd began to stare at the vegetable from llio curbstone; then n boot black stopped; then a bill-poster, a messenger boy and a mer chant. "What's the mailer 1" inquired a German approaching the innocent base of Ills nation, al dish. "Don't touch It! Lookout Ihcrel Stand back I" shouted tho gentleman at the win dow. Alhishnrmr-slrirkei: tnneMhe crowd fell back precipitately and formed n dense rind around llio innocent rabbago Hun drcds rnino running up, and the excitement Increased rapidly, "Look out there I" frantically screamed the better, waving his cane. "Toko that dog away, quick t" Several stones wero thrown at a cur (bat was niifTing around tho cabbage. Taker-are!" said a car driver to a polled man, who was shouldering Ids way through the muss. "It'snn Infernal machine, nltro glycerine r fomcthing." . Meanwhllu the sidewalk was blocked, the street became impassable, women screamed and rushed Itiln shops, antl a storekeeper underneath began to tie n bucket on the end of a long nle with which to pour water on the fiendish Invention. Tho crowd by this tlino nii'iibrrliig over 1,000, tho two gentle- men moved away from the windnw and sat down. In a few moments them was a hur ried tap nt tho door, anil there appeared a man whn hail been sent us a delegate from the mass-meeting outside. "I should Ilka lo know, gentlemen," ho said, "what the facts are 1" "What factst" "Why, what there is peculiar about that cabbage out there 1" "Nothing In the world," was Ihe soft rr ply, "except that it seems to be surrounded by about 1,000 or tlie biggest fools In toun Do anything else for you 7 The man reflected a moment, tstd lie "guessed not," and retired. Before ho hand ed in his report, however, Captain Short's watch had dispersed the mob and clubbed 211 separate persons for creating a disturb ance. Pittsburgh Commercial Gazelle. The Rt. Rev. Bishop Gilinnur, Cleveland, Ohio) Chos. S. Strickland, Esa., 0 Boyhtnn street, Boston, Mass dpt. 'Paul Itoylou, the World Renowned Swimmer; Prof. C. O. Diiplessis, Manager China go Gymnasium, Chicago, HI.) -Win. II Wareing, Esq., Asst. General Suiieriuteiidrnt, New York Post Olliiv linn. Thomas L. Jjme, Postmaster, New York; Stacvy II ill. Em)., Mt. Auburn Incline! Piano llaihanl. Cinciutuli, Ohio, aie among me iiiyru,sviio nave, exieri enrol the beiieuclai ellecu or mat iin.1 ro- n.urkable remedy, St. Jacobs Oil, and who hoe unified to its efficacy lu unqualified Urms. The Carbon Advocate, An Independent Fatnllv Nlwepiper Published every KATUnDAI, la Lo-hlghton, Carbon Co., Fa., by iiAiiirr v. :nonTni,iii?sti UFTICD.-DASE.WAV, a .holt dlttaiiM bi the tohlch Valley K D. Depot, Terns: $1.00 pcrAimmii in Afiysncc mat 6icnnoit or rut asd tuscr J ob IP pin ting at VEn? low psiccr,. Our Puzzle Corner, NUMERICAL ENIQMA. 10 letters. T, 6, 10, It a boy's nlcknomev 1, S, (1,7, Is & long staff. 7, 3, 0,0,4,1s to Imbibe. 2. 8, 10, is tn porioss. Tho whole Is a motto, - fr Ocn Wir.Mil - DECAPITATIONS. -1. Behead a companion and Intve a god decs. 2. Behead to record and leave port tf an animal. 8. Behead a tear nnd fcavo a vehicle, 4. Behead a wild animal and leave a dc ruestio animal. Max. HALF WORD EQUAftE, 1. Not obscure. 2. Part nflho body. 5. Help. 4. A preposition. C. A comment. Max. TRANSPOSITION. Shi fllo saw Icterig, dan hct tmnel. Osdim'x ui mib, Iratt Taurcu gifimt lands pu, Nad yaa ot lal eht dowrl Hist saw a nam. Edith EsTta, ANSWERS TO THE LAST. 1. Fonchurtrain. 2. 1. Near, ear; 2. open, pen; 8. flock, lock ; -I. Band, and. 3. ratten. 4. A fox bleeps, but counts hens In hit dreaiiis.--Russiiu Proverb. FLAStUUft ot? FASSatO.-y. Tho following "Flashes or Fashion" arc taken from advance sheets of the fuithcom. Ing spring number or Ehru hs' Fashion Qtiar- terty, published by Ehrich Bros., Eighth Avenue, aow York. TAeTanhion Quarterly holds n high pl.ico in periodical fashion literature-, and is especially vnluablo at a guide to ladles In laying out and executing1 their shopping. The price is onlv SO cents a year, or IS cents a coiy. A newly Issued pamphlet, entitled Shopping in New York, will be sent to any address freo on applica tion to llio Publishers, Bronze hues nro in vogue. Roman ajshes aro revived. All tho new bonnets liavo airings. Colored straw will bo much worn. Most bonnets are cf medium sizes. All shades of yellow are fashlouable. Black toilets are us f.uhionnblo as over. Iron-rust red is a new shade ol this color. Both large and small bonnets will be worn. 8ilver gray and rosy lilac aro very fash ionable. Brocaded stuffs continun to ba used for jackets. i mis oi learners are worn more than long plumes. Plaids bid fair to linvo a ruu of fashion ablo fjyor. i'ulle at the ton or tlici sleeve aro comlnir in vogue. illc linitllngls the rancv work ortho past Draperies eoullouo lo tio Very elaborate" on dress skirts. Nun's veiling retains Us popularity at a full dress fabric. Roman sash ribbons will be used for bon net strings. White will be the dressy toilets or festival occasions in 1881, Tii5c.ni and English straws will Do rnors worn lliun chip. Satin 'lu Lyons win no tno popular suit ol the coining H-nson. Spiders in gold nml steel appear among millinery ornaments. Knitting is inoro inshlonablo at the mo ment than crochet work. Pulled short sleeves uro fathlonablo again for evening wear. Dotted tind llnwered Swiss muslin dresses will tiiiuin bo worn. Cibi iolel Imntiets aro in high favor with ladies of Parisian tastes. Satin is still llio must populur material for the dressiest toilets. Amethyst mid oinbor tlntod satin ball dresses nro ill lililh fashion. Flowersand feathers will again bo mingled In bonnet trimmings. Now bonnet ornaments arc in gold, silver, jet nml steel combiliiilions. Yellow nud creniii tinted muslin and laca are ns fashionable as ever. Muslin ami lain liclitisnnd collars bid fair tu tnka the place of linen collars. Gingluims ol' all kinds, plain, plaided, rhn-ked, and strid, will bo worn. Lisle iliivml gloves will bo as fasbionablo lids summer ns they were last. Sleeves aro mowing larger nt the top, forming u slight fiilliicia in the unit hole. To Unit niicV own silk clockings is tho unihitioii unite fancy worker ut present. New i-.iiic.ieu iuiitiiloto icrf.-otioil tho now percales, miiuie. clollia mill balms. Flower innni with a heron aigrelle in tho center uro uiimug millinery uovcliies. Colored l-ico mitts, in every style, will bo more this sejsol, thn ri ever before. Cobweb silk gloves are llio latest London novelty. Tiiey aro made utmost transpar ent. The new ginghams nro beautifully finish ed, fine, nud nititlicully colored and plaided. Fancy apnms of slioer muslin and of stilt trimmed with lace and ribbon ure agatu in vogtto. Elbow sleeves with puff at the tnpan pear nn many of tho itnorted dresses ol this spring. New cotton printed dress goo-Is noma in tho ever Hpular pvrcales,sntines, and mumlo cloths. Jet bead trimmings will be mado stilt mom di-oorativo this season mixtures of stcol and silver beads. Shirrings and ruffles arc seen on all parts of costumes of collnti printed goods, where trimmings can be used. All di csiv suits nro composed of tiro or more fabrics which usually match in color, biitoutilnuts In effect. Bright mid m.itivo colors will not be In fashion except in small bits to givo a dash of brightness to a costume. Fashions in ovcry detail or tho toilet c.haiigo so rapidly that it is difficult to say what is and what Is nut fashionable, Gold and silver (are, and gild and sltrer braids continue, to form tho decorat out of many lovely full drew bonnets. Fichus and collars nf mutlin, lace, surah, crape, and silk triminod with lace are soeu in all sorts r eccentric shapes Brown, tan, drab, and tones of era r or dust color prrvail in tho new camel's hair tunings, cheviots, kerseymeres aud beiges. Kerseymeres, beiges, camelVhalr cloths, Eusll.h homespuns. cheviotB, and lliht cloth suitings are the materials for fatigue, busi ness. ami travelling suns. Evcninc dresses of white or colored tarla tan have tunics, and peasant wants that lace) in front, over white shirred waists that are high iu the neck, bul have very short sleeves. Among new devices in bonnet ornamenta are three and four crescents crossing each oilier; two ami threu pyramids in graduated sizes; two bronze horses jumping a silver hurdlei two littlo pigs caught in a fence: two wild boars rush. i g out of a thicket, and single oameli, elephant., uoeiics, clubs, oar , rakes, spades and other gardening and farm ling tools in ilejd and bright silver, gold, steel, nnd rod bmnis. Bordered rubo Uttern drrrtea in percales, muinie cloths, saline., and lawns are seta among tho uew spring nud early summer giavds. A novelty iu Ihe form of a lacs pin It a. golden Billing rod and silver line looridj. over the rod, with a gold fi.b dangling trow the end.
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