FARMERSOLUMN.1 From Anicrir.in Agrlrulliirist for (Mnber. MINTS tOU O&TOUUti WOIIK, Wcccb in ra lajnl may bo rcry easily escn and destroyed tills month by the use of the "spud," n bri.d cliisel-ll.ilo attached to a hnndlo like ttint of a spntlo or lniiR-lmn-did shovel, h.ivinf.o spur upon It for the foot lo aid in tin mting it into llio ground. A boy Willi on instrument of this kind can rapidly clear gr.ua land of buttercups, dai lies, and a multitude of other biennial and perennial weeds. Tor-bRKSsiN'o. $ine dust or "tnnkings," ori'une iorllliier in which the nitrogen is not in the firm of nmmonia, and not solu ble, is the best (or latn nutmnn application to grata ur grain. Such n manure has somo immediato elfect, yotils not washed away in Bolo,t(oi by heavy fai;is, but shows its la tency in the springs Potatsm. Tho sooner they areMug now Hie'bMter. It is best to keep them a while cither in protected heaps In the Peld, or on somo unused floor. Thy throw ofl' much mhlslurs within nlcw ilnyj,and will heat If ,hi large heaps or too deep in the bins. When thoroughly dry, they may bo placed in ec ourevU,r In the collar. Potatoes are in jured at once by frott.md gradually by sun light, Or even by diflTused light. They should (.therefore, bo kept frnin tho light as much ns itlbfe, olid oVraywi ones carefully culled c'rit bejbro they nre put away. Ilo-its are now trmking their best growth. Moderately warm iU'sandcull nights teem to liavo a great effect :upon tliem, As tho time for (Heavy IYosIs .approaches, secure the mangels and sugar b"Cts. Top by rubbing (he leaves off, not by: cutting, as tho wound often starts decay, which ppoils the beet. Carrots secure attention next after tho beets, and turnips next, leaVIng tho Swedish tur hips loosest Always protect pilos o roots against ITust by some covering. Turnips will survive Favrre lWezins, but they aro never so good for 'feeling. Corn-fodder, by wjijfli wo mean the stalks after husking (not the."' leaves of tho corn merely Bliipncd off), should bo bound in bundles, probably bett done with willow withes, and tluoltvoj.up so as lo shed rain. Large stooks,Yvell set ami Dimly bound may be left In the field until needed for feeding, without injury to tho fodder. In fact, it is often brighter and better when treated in this way than in any other. In shirks, or in.eheds, it is likely to heat and mould, un less It can bo more thoroughly dried than wo ran be sura of having it. Fodder Corn, wj'u'ch, of course, was cut befora tho first frost, or much of its value Wat lost', ehould be handled much in the same way. As soon as the stalks nresuf iiriently dry, and tho weather su cool that danger from moulding is past, put it up in small buiidlo3,nnd rot these together in large stocks' in the field, bound securely at the top. Plowino tor Sratxo Cr.or3. This may be dono at any lime now, where the soil is not too light, and not Jikelv to wash during tho. winter. Tho ground should be left rough to be subjected to the fullest notion of the weather, freezing, thawing, wetting, drjingjctc. Should a crop of weeds come up, it will very likely pay to harrow and pjow tigila. Pigs will fatten nearly as-Put on potatoes this month as on corn next. They tio best on cooked Joed, and the grain ought to bo ground, Jlldgo plowing of stiff clays is often of great benefit. It is done by turning the furrows two and two together, so as lo leave the laud uniformly, ridged. Tho ridges must run up and down the klnpe-; oilier wise, in heavy rains, water will b.' hel l he tho ridges until it breaks llip'U.-h fximi-wh.'i,-when then! w'!l he d.u.g-i' . 1 n ' hh-IwhiI." This system of winter following in vol vis plowing ag.nu In the i,priiig, bu' i-uows, iis good effects in the crops. WaTr.lt -If puro water lines nut flow in the barn, look into menus fur tccuring it. Barn-yard wells are convenient, hut nflen dangerous to tho health, ir n it of animals, certainly of men, who may drink ol them. If the water from some spring can bo led to the house and b.im, by nil means bring it down use plain iron pipes or enamel one--n.t "galvanized" pip.n. Ziuo is a flow jnlson, but not quite so hud ns loud. A well on .higher ground will ulieu lain li flowing water, conducted by u siphon, ut th. level vf tho buildings. No well fhmild b dug at ti less distance tiuu. :tui) u-i-t limn . bam yard, ti'5-pool, 01 privy v.mli. Bni.niscs. -This month oilers the mo favorable tune usually for the ruini ngund repair of farm buildings, and jiutli .gtlum In order for tho winter. A gieat an of this work may bo well done during this moiitli by llio fanner nml his boys. Voultertrs ami Farmers Unit ore alive to thclrfnt Tu-tsar' in iliissoa-oii ,.i itn, car Su .uvir viiii-hvne ,ii. it, n mens i omiry oir ' -rs. It iinikis iIh-ui lir.tiii.y uml sirun. conseiiuently more vuluablo lor tliu l.ill trauu. Iiyou have a none for s ite, one package of Hoboris' lloro l'oilers Hill liuproro lits cun.lniun lo the exunt of lo per oi in. In jils senilis price. Torraeis lljure this out. V4 con o ou; aact.age. t or b4lu Uj all drug' e " 1 - . Walker Aro thero any two tlilntis as ou. isaonls'i. as Hanwiekan,! (larlielil? .Miller Certainly, ItlieuiniUUin ami llobcris' llin. broetttlon. valkcr-..'hvf 11lll....ltMA,. where llie Einbroratlnn is it t too hot lor llheumaiUin. SulJ by all ilruuxlets at 35 ami VJ uts. This Is not a fairy talc, although there Is some Biiiirlo about It i ami tr jou lave any desire to Had out what ktn.l nt a tale It Is or wherein the mai;le Iks. uk our iliuvtxUl lur a bottle or Suits' Syrup of Tar. wild flurry and lloai liouinl, uti. llie sccni may I hi learn ed from Mia nia .le wrapper Sold by all druir Bins at 85 a ud &u ecnl s per hot I le. '(luo' It tbo Haven, never nir.ro 1" Hut he had no refi renee to sines' Srup of Tar, Wild berry and Unarhnnnd forlliinlyiueils one trial for people evurutore lo u It In care or Oohl s and Coughs and all air. cilons uf iho Utonchttl Tubes. Suld by nil rellublo drus (jliti at Si and 60 cents per bottle. Molhers, before uIvIhk your little babe eouuli i,r oroup toeUlelnes, reineiiiber that Bines' Hyrnp ot Tar. wild Ciwrry and llur hound Is tbo only Couttlt 1'icp.traiion that contains no obluui, morphine nur any other oarc "le Fordroup lud ten and severe attacks of Cold take Slugs' Syrup of Tar Wild Cherry -Slurs' Syrup of Tar, Wild Cherry and Itosrliound elands at tlm head uf all prepara. tl'iuli.fla Hon iuiul.an.1 it tiMds onlv i.iim trial to ratiEly t..o n.osl tueredulous Hut It will no u l that Is claimed of It : that for 1' iuahsaiH I'oldi It li.iiioequ.il! Sold by a, druggi. '.s at tit audio cents pir boltla. "To t -t or not to bet That is thcriues. lion' Wlni her 'lis nobler in tie uitud to iult. r the a -Des aud pains that fauaiau &4i Is heir . wl.ou ovoituken by a severe eou It rc Id. or to iittreliase a bottlo ot r-liicse.y-rupot Tar tVibl Ctiirrvaud lluarltouud aud by thus npp ,ritg. end Hi.in. Soi l by all all druyKis, y uu.l HJconn per bottle. Thc ai I " ".he m ver told her iov,bat let conee .iln nt liken m rui In the bud bail on lierCuui...k i-heck : ' but when thty fouad tt was n M 1 c, i.iit i he r.iiiuliK of a oold that wassurciyui Jradly tcadliivtu ouaauwutlou, ihcy jriicurfd t .i her a bu'.lle orSiin s' .syHtt ofTnr Wild t'nerry aod ltoarhnuitd. His ncetll u 1 1 r mark (hut she rcojttrd. Hild byaiiiUUHK"". 2t eenis p r bottle. if nbscr.bc lur the ADVociTr, enly TtSIN Nn TISAT. Are you living so that it is summer to you nil tho limo? HliMy people drink the nectar of existence scalding hot. The crop of rooster cuts this year promises lo be an enormous one. Just now the uveragn nowspoier teems with political facts and fancies. Tho merchant very little realises Who never In the papers advertises Hut he who advertises every day Will make enough the national debt to pay. stop thai' count. dt vsiNci on. okrhan's coi'an aiid co.xst'ur- fParranlrd to give relttfor money rttun&ei. RKAti TAB FOLLOWING I.KTTER WHICH SAYS! Messrs. Ilownrth k Ballard. Gentlemen! I take pleasure In recommen ding Dr. German's Cough and Consumption Cure, as I liavo suffered with a scrcro cough sinco last May, liavo used all kinds of cough mixtures, but could get no relief. Mornings nfler getting up I rem my bed I would be so i linked up that I could hardly brcathu; also Irequenlly Tnmited severely. A friend directed mn to use Dr. German's Cough and Consumption Cure I did so, but with little laith at the time, but after using I changed my mind, and I can con scientiously say, after t iking only one bottlo I did nul only obtain relief but am nut troubled with that fullness in the morning. My rough lias stopped, and I can obtain a good niclit's sleep Eomelning not enjoyed by mo lor weeks before. Will close by say ing if tills letter will be of any benefit lo you, you may hove my consent lo make It public. Yours verv rciiwclfullv, J. E. DOOSIIAEU, 171 UleeckcrSt.,Utica. Hemembcr afler using i nf a bottle and you are not satisfied return the bottle and get your money as wo sell no cure, no pay, price 50 cuts and SI per bottle. As we ale Authorized to sell on these terms. Agent for I.otiighlon and vicinity, A. J. Darling. Nov. 8-ly. c. o. w. The man who corrects proofs In a print ing office rights letters. A compositor who cannot agree wilh his wife says ho must have taken her out of tho wrong font. , The editor who was invited by a sanguin ary individual witli blood in ills eye to "have it out" in tho cellar, replied that the invitation was "respectfully declined." TlicVollulclielt Co ,31urIiiill, illicit, Will send their celebrated Electro-Voltaic Belts to the' afflicted upon 30 days trial. Speedy cures cuarantecd. They mean what they say. Wrilo to them without delay. nov.l2-ly. Love, faith, patience tho three essentials to a happy life. A rural correspondent writes lo us lo In quire! "What Is an editor's easy chair?' Wo'l, my oor innocent, it's an undressed grub plank, held up at each end by a candlo box. Establishing n newspaper is like pouring water into a leaky cask If you have grit enough and water enough to keep the vessel full, possibly the staves may swell up and become water tight. Thousands of soldiers and heirs are en titled tn Pensions, with payment from date of ilischareo or death, if upidicil for before July 1, 18S0. Wound, accidental in jury or disease entitles to pension. Bounty ami u.ick piy coiiecieii. lucreaso in l'cu siim secured." This firm established in 1800. Address, enclosing stump, KD30N' BH05., U. a. Ulaim Attorneys, 711 U Street, Wash ington,!). C. If A French editor, instead of offering his subscribers chromos and clothes wringers, oilers them a portrait worked in Ills own hair. How many subscribers, wo should iiko to know, will make this editor bald- headed 7 irlcnius Ward once told us that the fun niest story hoover heard was about an in ebriated rejiortcr, who leaned over the rail ing of the reporter's gallery in tho English house of lords anil inquired i "Will 6hum uoble'oid plea' siting a domic Bhong?" tlclp to Itlollicm Kurhlns Infinite. It is a conceded fact tiiat mothers who have tho care, anxiety and draught ofnurs ing infants, aie weak uud need tho aid oi some tlmigliteuiiig tunic to m ike up the nouritlimi'iil leqiiiu-d lor the gmwih ol th Inl I. Ait , mi t.T end lauer beer Iiuve ut ten been lcoiiimetidi'il. Ot l.iie, miico nhv run- have U'coiih. aware that the l'oit lir.ipe Wu.e produced by Allied .--.peer, ol r,iaii J., is bineiiv pin,. thy 1,-tve IH'.-siii i it iiMteiil ol Ale and Purler. This w.ne ib in nil' cally bohhi lor by mothers Who have tiinuiiw mtanLa lit It.e lutii-t, u. ' Im-1 i.ini,lv'liii; lliediciiie to be found. The wine i rich in tnly mid not intoxic.it me;, hut gently siiiiiiil.iuu. I)ruiatseen- cr.illy keep it. Vnquiicr, For sale by A. J. Llnrll uc. Mrs. W.T.Pri!cliard,wifoofa well-known turfman, hanged hernelf In San Francisco recently, "leciuse her husband wasshoit of money." If women are going to eo'iiiint uieiilf lor a little thing like Unit, it ill mil in long bw'o.v ninety nine per cent of the til lots in tins country aro widuwets. I, Ue the btunips of n primitive forest, v'hich decay with the dry rot, so llie Ivpi nl s uiitp siHMker pus"' iiwny. T'o- pr.'s 'n;e mi .wer liati vuiiisIumI Ttie in-w-papcr xt hiin up. And, to li II Hi,' tiinh, in tlreiidciit liiouglit is giving the newpaer an 'evil eye." The American eagle is developing dignity, lie wears specs, ami takes Ins local p iper. iMt:.siit:.a- ij.wiis. T'ie vnllililv it Mr. Hay, ' title may a I a'uys be qiii'si loiied. and his ad ntnia'r.ilinii eriliuiM'il, inn the iytneni i f one (ji llnr itivrstt Milul titlotn mn" ootileot Pi. Pietres Ooliten Meijicul IliMiovi rv. an I i's a Iniiiu- ration cab n.'Ver l- critieiBed in cn-es d co'ietis, ml, is, im'iienl constuupt nit an jrnerul ileliilily.lor leading physicians ol all seli'H, Is endorse llie lli-eovory mid p c ecribe it in llieirprailice. Bold by Druggists. William It. Ilalcli, llie Boston new'fpajier man and detective, and Tor a short time cliUir of the Philadelphia iV, re conlly heaiil u lady say : "I wish some one would invent n hairpin, that would stay in one's lniir." And Mr. Belch, being of an accommodating turn, went to work ami in vented such u contrivance. It is getting so now that a man can't be a successful editor unless lie can turn liia hand to almost tiny lliing. Some ilsy, when we get time, we hall invent a piti that won't wound young man's hand when lie puts his arm aii.und a girl's waist to prevent her falling out of a buggy or olfa chair. Cltreit ul ItrliiUln? "A yotinz friend ol mine was curc-l of an insatialdo thirst fur liquor, winch had so irotrntvi litmlliut he was unable lo do any busineks. Ho was entirely c ired by the uhi of Hop Hitters. It allayed all thut burning iliiri; took nway tho apieiiie for liquor) made his nerves steaily, and he lias remain ed a sober and steady man far mora titan two years, ami has no desire to leturn tu Itis cii'ie; I know of a number id others that luve bettu euie! of ilrinkmtf bv it.M From Ur,.,,,, U 1 nilUi.,1 l-l.i-. ". Ill rr J5-2 If there was a spark oHior. gallantry In St. Julien, he would hold up ami wait for tho mole.!, litUIe Maud 8. When a couple uu not inrougii lite ul so near the sainn. gail, there should be no jealously about a half a seenud iu a mile. ermont iifttttnlug n! agnU reciU ue of JociU ConJt't laciurcA lo a Urmr, and limn ak linn iftliMl im't n aim vin-inf. , ! . i . T.i ' ? vtiiHpg ar- IimmIb tlm rii.1. Ami lhn rnrmp nlwAvi $1 nirrender.. if ht cau't get cUanc to trei BNSUStE VOVtl Ul'l!- 1N THIS National Mntnal Aid Associaliou. W. B WARNER & CO.. General Managers Eastern Department 20 A- 30 Scott's Block, Eric, Pa. 4,010 CERTIFICATES Issuer Ihoonlr safe ana reliable Instil it. tliiitllmt idvcs you Insurance ef actual cost. No mrnlus divided among tho officers or trustocs. . Itcncflt of llio Assurance. ENDOWMENT l'LAN I Ilvrjajilngone nnlfor raorobcrshlp tee otllO niiyper-oii. mato or female, betwoen ttie aorea of Isanilitavcar. whohns a first class liealtti xecord, raay receive acoitiflcato ot member ship as lol.owst IS to 10- ti CO-payablo at death or at expira tion of ZS ears. , 33 to 42-tl.iHO payable at death or at expl. lotion ot 13 years. 42 to 54 S.i.OOO-poyablo at death or cxptra. ttou of la years. 51 to 00 $2 000 payablo at death orexplra Item ol IS j cars. An assoflfliwnt of one dnllai upon each mem ber wl.l bo made nltor each Heal li, exi oi't when tlieiols money cnoufih In surplus fund to pay suid claim. JTjIFB piari. , Rame fee and assessment as above exceot no holder of a "Life Certlflratn" will fll niiy lira" bo assessed lo nav an "Endowment I'ettlticate' matarluif bv leason cf expliatiou of term of vi ars, I Ife Certificates will bo issued us fol'ows I IS tT 3-' i'i,m At donth onlr. 3') to 42 M.iho At death only. 42 to 54 Si.ooo At aeallt onlr. SI to CO 12,00 At death only. Good roponMb'e AGENTS WANTED. TorcircuUis or Information cMl on or ad dress, fifclO. M'. ERSEK, tleneral Accnt for I'arbon, Monroe and Piko cnumio'.. Cotuily Buildings; Haucn t;iiuak, Caibon county 1'a. fcb. 11. -tt. flirAHLliS l.KNTZ, nurnt for Wctesport liryvilloaud Tianklin townsMp. PORT GRAPE WINE Used In tho princlral Churohes for I'ommo. nlcn purposes. EXCELLENT FOR LADIES AND WEAKLY PERSONS AND TIIE AGED. 1B IS ffi B'S .W I w u Speer's Port Grape "Vinfi ! FOUR THAU SOLO. riUis Celebrated 2?ntivo Wine Is made from the Julco rf thf O.iorto Grup ranted in this Coumiy. Hh luvalnablo Tonic and Strengthening Properties are nn9nrpa"Sd bv any other Native Wine, he. mtftliopuri- t'Jiou ot tno (I rape, pioducnl uu di r Mr. Hncei'd own torsonal supervlciou, it" i;irHy ud BPnu!iieno-8 tiro (nininntced. Thft Touticei child mnv paiukoot its reneroui quahikt-A, -Bin' llio wrattopt tnra'lduso it to ad nnttge. It 1 iinrllcularlr brnctlclat to the hi?o mid -ni'liilitntt'il, ami Bnito t to tho vnilmis al.mcnta tint fclTtvtM the weaker ner. it, iqm every reapoct A W'IKK TO UK UKLI1SU ON. SPEER'S The l. J. SHEtmY ta n Wmo of Superior Clfirncter hiiU parti'kes of tho ro -flen qui itleft or il.o vrnpn from which It n niiide. Fur run IV, Hlchiu A, l'lavornnd Mctlical Properties, it tK1 bu lound uuexco.led. SPEElt'S This IMlAN'iY itiau'Is iniilvairrt in till" ' ' mn , b U" f ir suktu i for n ciliclnal uur po.M, ith . rt'llK dl-tilt.ii!'- frrm Hie crape aiMlcinini iHVW'UH'-le u.oolc'nai pionetilos T he-iiileli mi U'.vcr Hlunlnr In that ef tl e -ttnesfioni wt eti itoli-1l I d ami lam ureal iitfur a.- em: 11 M-'l, n fiiinllle. See Iht Hie ;i ntuieof AI.riTD SPErll, I'a sjie, V. J., t over tho corn of each botllo. si.i n' i u tufa; i rs, and by A. J. Dar lnr, CI. T. Horn, Lihlgh CI. T. Horn iVeissport. Unrllil J. v Lout Dec. 27 -yi ot The acoiitntilttcd on Idinroof nearlv.tlilrtv Tears shons that tbo lit. tura Is a certain rom edv lur inalarlil dl?ia-e. its wolt as its surest preventive-: mai u er.tiil?.itositysnepsia, con stipation, liver cotiinlat! t and nervi usneta. eounteia-'ls atrnilinev tnuou . rheumatism. urin.iry and tt erlnoiilro d rs. hat li l"iparts tUur to the rerb o.tind cheers the mind while HlnvlK'natos tho .n.iy. For sale by all Druggists and Dealers neutrally. PENSIONS. , very wonnd nr In ur. oven or accident or tiny dtooatc entitle MildluiM.f lUelptvwtr in h neut ii. v imiin ijuh uv luu in if iii juiiii aty. U79 begin ntttrtmo ordm'hii'tfoor death or a o tiler All tutu led sbou.U TP'v at oik?. Thnoiimla who aro now orMutitijea ?ion are e ititlrd to uu in'Tie Kiidler unfl willow ol if war nl bi j aim jio,ohU war an f iiiiuM io i entiione. 1 Imu-Hiivn cr vt cntl I ou to iKtuuty nut aowt itioivir. Fee in ai oawMonly gio.iiO. Send Two btamih for new nws iila'iu aU'lluatrtictiou lo .NAT. WAltD FITZ'JintAM. II. 8. CLAW ATTOUiSEr, IlOI ogi. wneuiugton u.r. Uco27.tr, To the WmUni CHss We Are nowprenar i d Vi funilth ail (litjei vri h oousUut mntiTor. meal ct Utme. tn whola uf tbe time or lor their tpare unmtut. BurnM uer Jtabi ai'd i roaifoi i1 ft uts of ei liar ex r win inau ' ce.iu u imm evening, ud a ir por IHFU il f(UII nr t'BVHlUH iueir HIIUIQ I1U1D io tin !DD tUi 1 Uov hwI kHI wi n ueailr ai mucU M W U, TleiLutt wh , AA IIiIm nutinM m,r mm iflwr uitiei huh 10,-v ne uiiaitieuS wo mule lhi4 otfar t Tu eai h h aro nul we. I sstl'lled, we wil. Mnd one ttol at- to It it tor the trouoli' ot untluic. Fun uMrtcniam and ou'.Ci liee Atiurc iii-uiiuu bi i.imi es I'll l'orr uu.aia.ua. Jiilyteyl i b.i iwiv I iw u I ervtre ft om any oan aim lur he'ra of (feonateu so.rtier 'lite kUgutMi difliUiti eutitm to peiuion. ren- t Dw, lncjuUa re toUt.Mi to .uglier raUi. ' itftunty nnt new lilwliaicf iirecntel. Ihuae l wlio are In noubt tir to wutttitr ennth U to any. tblnK ?Iiaalrt t(4Ud ,wo , .ju ttaiop. ur our i rwiba inorMUHi i no iaa utiir mnin iiDrm AddtNu wil i I'utDul SrODDAHT A CO. SStS. Anoirr i.ovi:. It has been observed t That tho boy who is most afraid ofgirls Is the first to be corrallod In matrimony. 1 hat tho little boys prelcr boys to girts. That they soon change, never lo go back to their early love. -That (ho Utile girls love the girls best. That they don't got over their preference ns soon as tho boys do someofthsm nover. That women lovo men because they lovs everything they liavo to take care uf. That men love women because they can't help It. That the wife loves the husband so well that she has no thought for other men. That the husband so loves tho wife that he loves nil women for her sake. That girls who liavo given over all hopes of matrimony, or who never had any, lovo to flirt with married men. That tho married man Is apt to think himself all killing among tho fair sex sim ply because he has found one woman fool enough to marry him. That homely husbands aro tho best. They never forget the compliment paid them by their wives in accepting them. That homely wives aro the truest. They know how to make the most of what they have. Lightning seldom strikes In the same place, and a homely woman feels that a similar law governs question popping. That the man who marries late In lile does well. That tbo man who marries young docs better. That tho man who never marries is lo be pitlod. That the woman who manics d&es well That tho woman who docs not marry does better nine times out of ten. That tho young man who prattles about the 'daisies" would turn red as a brat and and tremble like an aspen if one of them should but look at him out of tho corner of her eye. That the fellow who makes tho most con ques's has the least time to brag. That tho man who thinks tho girls are all in love with him Is happy after his way. That the man who loves his wife moy still lovo other women. That old people think young lovers act like fools. That tho least he says about his lovo for other women the smoother will be his mat rimonial career. That these same old people would like to be young lovers again, oven If thoy had to act like fools too. That it is a mistake to say a person "falls" in love. Lovo is a long step upward toward heaven: It Is heaven. That as we are commanded to lovo our neighbots as ourselves, we should see to it that our neighbor is a charming young woman. That it is time to stop, for fear our readers might become lovesick. HOME AND COUNXIIV The other night, soon after a ward meet ing had opened, one of tho electors present began edging for tho door, as if lie meant to leave the place. lie was soon stopped by a friend, who said: Don't leave us now. I want you to hear whot that speaker is saying, Hear that? He says we must triumph or the country is doomed. Yes, I know, but I've got to edge alone towards home, was tiie reply. Homel Great heavens, how can you talk of going home until he has finished that speech? There he goes againl He asks il you want to see grass growing iu the street of our cities -our fertile farms retumo.1 i the wilderness our families crowding the loorbouses until there is no longer rojin to receive another? No, I don't know as I would, but I guess I'll fort o'work my way out. Wait fifteen minutes ten five wait un til he finishes. There it is again. He askh whether you aro a Ircemau or a slave? Hi wants to know if you have forgotten tho pa triotic principles defended by the blood o yourgrandsires if you have forgotten tie ooiiud of tho liberty bell? I don't know us I Iiuve, but I must go really I must. Hear that! Hear thatl He says you country will bless you. 1 ca.t'l say as tu that, replied the man, s he crowded along, but I'm dead sure lit. i the old woman will if I don't git homo n time to put this cod-fish to soak for break fast. Great gunsl but do you prefer cod fish t liberty ? exclaimed the other. I don't know as I do, but I git more of n And you will see this country ruined st hoi go to o t'uciuii? I'd bo kiiider sorry lo see her go dowi hill, slowly observed the delinquent, as In cashed the door, but if you had a wife wh could begin jawing at ten o'clock and n. se a minute until daylight, uml then cuu up Willi a grand siiiuih of crockery and a li ol hysterics, you'd kinder stand oil' us I d and let this glorious old Republic squeen through somo mighty fine knot holes. A Woinail' Coiilltlenco. Oil 1 1 almost wish that something wool happen, site said to a group of her frienu ou one of Hie ferry-boots recently. Since learned to swim I have the uliiiiut coull Knee in myself, and I'm not a bit afraid the water. Can you swimt asked several at once. Oh, yes, I've ben practicing for over i wejk.und I cati swim.div'o and float. "Vi'U ladies don't know the enjovmeni there is in swimming along the surface nl tho water. Why I feel twrfeclly at homi there. Aud whero do you swim? inquired one. In the bath-tub of coursel Why, our bath-tub is seven feet long and three leei wide, and I can swim twice around it with out stopping! Old I just wish we had a puddle In the back yard, I'd learn you all inside of a week) Subscribe for the Advocaei, only $1 per annum. Deedt are fruits i woids are but leaven The band of a regiment ! a pla-toou of itself. One touch of rumor makes the whoU world chin. Where to go when ehort of money go to work. Impatience dries tho blood tooner than age or sorrow. Wlial is llie difference between a fixed lar and a meteor? One is a sun the other a darter. An Owego man wno can't ear anything mean about his wife's mother himself wants her to run for office. An Ingenious locomotlvo engineer bssjust atented an improved "snarls arrrefler.' Here is another enemy to the oourso of true loye. If we were a long-haired, beetle-browed nation, we'd make as much fuss over a little baby ai the Spaniards do. In tho good old Testament days It was considered a miracle for an ass lo speaknd now nothing short of a miracle will keep cse quiet. MILLINEET GOODS At JBIto.-ID. WeBar & mter9s9 South Street, Lchighton, Pn., Comprising a full line of all the newest designs In Hats, Bonnets, Trimmings, Notions, Lnqes, Buttons, Ribbons, Flowers, Feathers, Ladies' Underwear, and In faet all kinds oftloods uruallykept In a (lnt-claM Millinery Stare, which ther are I irepared to supply to their friends and the ladles In general at Terr Kilraordlnatlly lAY I11UIW Foil UASII. Call aud be convinced. No trouble to show nnods. Sept 18, 1889.3m. Mas. U WK1IU h. SISTEIt, Brags and Medicines ! ! The People's Drug & Family Medicine Store. If you want anything in tho Drug liuo at bottom prices, pro to tho Old aud lteliablo Drug Store, iu Dr. N. B. lleber's Block, near tho Post OHice, A. J. DURL1N0, Proprietor, Where vott wlllflud a lull and complete stock ot Puro Drugs, Medicines, Chemicals, Perfumery, Soaps, Brushes, Combs, &c. Lamps, Lanterns, Chimneys, Burning & Lubricating Oils A Complete Li.ne of Druggists' Sundries. Trusses, Supporters, and Shoulder Braces. Pure Wines and Liquors of all kindsafor Medicinal and Sacramental purposes. Wall Paper and Borders, a great variety. Personal attention given to the compounding of Physi cians and Family Prescriptions. Established 18G7. A. J. DURLING. Lchlchtoa November 2. OIiaiibersJs liicjclopsodia. 15 Vols. Over 13,000 pages. Price during June $G. Amotiir tio womlrrful thtnes wlilcli have boon cccomnllahoa for loveto of frooj bookn by the " Mtcrnry ltovolmu.n M poihopa the moat woaderfui u tho rc-prod tctloa ot this groit Mncj-oiu in? din at n ineiPiv numin il ctst. It la ii vorbntim rct;rinL ot tho lftpt KnBlth odttlon in 15 bcmiUful volumes, clear nonpareil typo linndoraeli bwrt In cloth for f7.50- tho name luintnl on finer, boHviornaper. whlo nur puis, tiiiii uouim in j.au iiuKin( put pniu tio.. iim nrwt iimu oicmo' lire ira ly loruu it cry. Vol. 10 will bo mitly Juno':) The remaining minima vl 1 iio coiuyietca by October Ucit $G 00. An Ansnzina: OU'er. n hn more wlilelv end ranlillr these vnlmnes Inducting other nurclnserB or tlila uuU our uicnv special lorniH 10 e iriv HuiBL'uuurM. To a 1. whono orders end lu iliftv ire received IS vo.uoies, tu clo h, for i(l , unit lu half ttus1n irilt ton. fur $12.0). To nut' ono seudiutr friv nny place where wo have no snoc.nl ii"ont tustully tho len-Mni.' boo'eclleroi llntowtil iiclubol flveotdera we wl I allow a coaiinn.-.ioii oi iu i"r cent. Tno volumes Issue 1 wlil ho .cut at oucc by express, and the rein, tutn r vo uuics wncn co:nn"ote 1. A peclmen vinumo In e oth will uo -out pohttvilii, for 53 cents, cr In half Uustia, Rllt top, lot 81.00. nnd mnv be lolnintd at onro. If not s.ttlsfrttiorv. Tho ''CH oiusurt'a KNCVCLOi'Xiii V cnintirlsus Kunwto.itre," anu ino iturmiiug voiuuies, couiyit published. Litnaryof TJnUcrnl Knowledge, 21 vols., 110.50. Mtlm in Gibbon's Homo 5vnN. t3.f0. Mftdnlav8 "ibtirv ot KiwIoimI 3voi8,$IS0. Mnfnnk'V'fl lAre nnrt hottcrf M ronn Miicanlfv'a i:bsivh niul rocrn-, n vnl SLS1) t'hnuilict. Cyclopnctlia of line .Lit. 1 vol., 52 KnlrhfH History nf Cunlnnd i volH , ti. I'lutarcb's'Li oi of II ustrmia Mon.3 vof. (1.5 j (leikio'a Ll' ml vVnritd of CnrHt, .o c.jnts Yountr'n lllblo CoDO trUoncy, 3ll,0 referoucea (nrcpcun) Acmo Liirr7 or litotrruihv W cents. lino of Fab. oi, Alwip, etc., l'Hii!.,8J cent Jlt.tonf Cmppleto 1'oettcl Work, .0 conts. Hhnkfsppnre'a Couiolct'j Wmk-. 75 cents. Wor of l uitp. irnnsintPil h Cary 40 o -nts. Worts of Vlratl, tmnHte.t by nruien 40 cimt. "llio Kori'i ' atolminiiio.!, trnnt-ltitit m f&lo n cunt a. Adventuics of 7on Quixote, Utus., SO cents. ArnM:tii fdlclits. tlliiH. EOcrntS. Itunv iii'd Pi prim's I meres: 1HU3 , cents. itonuiKon urufoi , urns., cu cpnit,. I.lnirlinns n nml flmlivi-r's Tiuvels lllns .BO cts Divert Jtivn catutotruort nu TcnnH io (.'luu wni iito rn r q,noc llemit by bank (trait, luonry criler. rerl-icrotl loiter, oi by i.x press, may be sout in iiotuAe i-ta :is. At itto3 AMERICAN BOOK EXCHANGE, John Tt. Aldex, Manager. m r. 27-14t. PERFECTLY SAFE IN THE MOST INEXPERIENCED HANDS! For Dlarrhoon, Dyoontory, Cramps. Cholera, AND ALL THOSE NUMEROUS TROUBLES OF THE STOMACH AND BOWELS SO PREVALENT AT THIS SEASON, No Remedy known to tho Medical Profession lias been In uso so long and with such utUfonxtyr PERRY DAVI VEGETABLE PAIN KILLER Il Jim hm need with such wonderful success In all parts of tho world In tho treatment ot these difficulties, that It has come to ho considered AN UNFAILING CURE FOR and such It really Is when taken In time and according ta tho very plain directions Inclosing each bottle. In such diseases, tho attack is usually sudden and frequently very acute: lint with a tare remedy at liand lor Immediato use. tliere la seldom dancer of Uie fa Inl result which so often follows a few days' ncelcct. Tno inclination to wait anu eco it uio morrow uoca not unng a ocuer iceuug, not iiurcqueuuy occasions a Tost amount of needless Buffering, and sometime, cost, a life. A timely dose of Pain Killer will almost Invariably save both, and with them tho attendant doctor's fee. It lias stood the test of forty years' constant use In all countries and climates, ana is perfectly aafe In any person's bauds. . .... It Is recommended by Physicians, Kurscs iu Hospitals, and persons of all classes ana Jirofesslons who bays bad opportunity for observing tho wonderful results which hiva always ollowcd Its use. I ML. u to I T h.n. lnnv ntpA ttiA tnu!ttnA imfflrn as PEIUIV DAVIS' VEGETABLE PAIN KILLEtt in my I srally and would not on any account be without It. When Cholera was last epidemic hero. I nsed nomedlcinq of any sort but the Pain Killer, and although myxelf and acTcral members of mr family were attacked severely, 1 am happy to say that the Pain Killer was eqaal to erery eiuercency. 1 consider I should not be dolna my duty to the community did I not say this much. If 1 were attacked by the Cholera today, l ain timer wouia do ine oniy nuneujr i should use. I bare thoroughly tested ft, and know tt can be relied , . friTTiilv rnn nflnrrf ta ha without It and its The uso of ono bottlo will go further to cnnvlnco you of Its merits thou columns of news paper advertising. Try It, and you will never do without it. Price 'Mo, 50c aud $1.00 per bottlo. You can obtain It at any drug-etoro or from PERRY DAVIS & SON, Proprietors. Providence, R. I. FOR GENERAL DEBILITY AND PURIFYING THE BLOOD. Perfectly purifies the Blood, enrlohes the Blood, reddens the Blood, makes new Blood, wonderfully Improves the Appetite, and changes the Constitution suffering from General Debility Into one of vigorous health. The best proof of Its wonderful einency Is to be obtained by a trial, and that simple trial strongly establishes Its reputation with all. Jt'iflt Is most scientifically anil elpjrantly compounded by Its author nntl sole proprietor, IV. CIIAMI'ION 1HIOWNINO, St. 1., 1117 Arch Mreet, l'lillailclphln,' a rraUr (radiate ef Jcfferioa Uvdlcal Collcf,, f Pblladelpbla, a thoreuf a Cbemld and .kluful rhirnwltu Price, OOo. and 91,00. For tale by the Proprietor and all Druggists and Dealers In Medicine. Dounty, Fay f"r liallonf, New unj Honorable lilscliarges, anil Increased Pensions obtained, New "-.uws, llluber Kates of Pension. Tlie sllxbtest dlsabllllr, Irom wouud, Injury or disease of any kind cntl'.les you to a pension. Widows and belrs, fathers and mothers are new entitled, Lund cases promptly settled. Patents ob tstued. All kinds orttorernment elalms pros ecuted. Write at once tor new laws, blanks, and Instructions, with two stamps. Address, J. W. KbUMNKIl & CO., Lock llox lit, Washington, 1). U. au7-wt $999- Can't be mode by every arent every luu'iiuin me buintt we luruisn, iy earnadorn doliar-i a dav ilfitit in their own oclitic4. Hove no n-o utaexit.alu hre. Itu- lneu pl?aaiu ana nuu rauie women anu hr and Kitl &a vrei am ueu. We will lur. nlsh yua a coniplewo OuLtli aw- e will bear expense ot ..laitinjr you. i'urtiouUi fi-ee, WrJUand ace. Farm ra oad wcouauto. their son and dauRhtera. and tU cla e m nsed f ftavlDfi wo. k at Jtouiv, aluiuld vt Itti t" aa auu earn all about the work at fu e. Aitdreat TUl'K A CO. AUtfflitft, Maine July."?' FAIiljaiftflliCARBON ADVOCATE tlylcs of $G 00. nro .catteroil. the irr"tor In their Inflje ice In 6lantard publications, AcioidlUKly we aire d'lilna tho month of Juno, we will susslv th th'i first 15 volumos of our "Library of Useful io in iiieiuscivc, win ue soiu sopaiuio y wuei -txt Ptoilesantt 11a larti. br 12 T. Allien, lllus., 60 cts, Aomio Jlbrnr of Modern Classics, 5J eeuta. Amrnoir ratnotlsm 5 c-nts. l'atiib- HHmrv of Unp-ltui Ltti'rntnre,7J cents C-el 'a lto.iIt of N'ltuml Umloiy, tl. I'iciorial llnnly h xleon(V3 cents. Siynrfl D7 author cf aoHrnjwvnm Tapers 61 cent-. Mrs. Heican'4 Poo'lcal Works. CO rents. Klltu. Cvciopnpd'n of iilb Mr,, 2 vo s., 12. It i' Auciont IliK orr. ",2.Z6, Banth Dtcuonnrv of tbo IliMc. i!lu"., 00 conts Vo Ira of riavlu Jotieplius 12. ro'iiln lint . cf Ifio U Hopkins Ulna., to rto. lfenUh ty Kxerclto. Dr. Geo. it. Tavor. 4 cts iteallh tor Woman, Dr. Geo. Il.Tnylor d'icts. Libriir. Macazine, lOcenu a .No. 31 year. I iDvnry Mai nr. mi, (juuiul Volumes, cents. Leaves ti-om tio liiary of an old luwver tl racli of this ub-ivo bound In cloth. If by tnsP nodtnee extra. Most of tho books lUhol-opuli UflH tl in tine oditioua and Hue bindings at high er p. -CO.. Tractions of ono Uoltat Ti llmnr Iliillillng, New York. ALL SUMMER COMPLAINTS tviutnui:: Messrs. FEIUtr DAVIS 4 SON l I know you need no testimonial to eonvlnee son that your medicine Is all that you claim for It, but I cannot restrain the Impulse to communicate to you iho fact that In toy family it has truly done wonders, administer it to ray children (on eighteen montns, and the other throe roan, old) with perfect auocoM. It rci7Tila.tPn their bowels, and atODS all diarrhena. MrfeTf and wife resort to it in all cima, both for internal and external use, I're naed It in mr family for five yean, and will not ta without it. Teelinc myaelf under much obligation to ron, in many timoa being relieved from pain. I am Tery truly roura. Xj. j.'. uuuivi, xiauaii xuvciiws ctt svis. tirlco brlntn It within tho reach of all. M()WPYA?rWru'l U IVy Ml I I'eteona vt en ut woik for u tiiuer ftx ohh maVe H$ a week lu their own town. i( they aro winine 10 wont. to iisk. m oumi rrre. Anrono o-ii run the Imaim-tva. Ccp'tal uot rc 7iurod. All who euysce prosper .no one tall ariicular irea. Addrpca, H. 1IALLK1T A CO.. i'on.ano, Mamo. July lOyl Ji 1 1 1 1 f W A I M I FXAGS, Ac., Ac, Ac DOriuttfa' ('aaipatffn Jladrea of the llcpubu OA It FX ELD r n HANCOCK mid III"? anil AttTH'TB, Vll K.NOlsIBII. Cortatrlnir lif like rhnlnn-anha of the Canal dat a- ei CHi tl in nrrttr Mlnlifc.ureUllt iTamoa wlib pin lut attachinc to cuat ur vet Active nKwita o u make I to a dy reliici? tbem.&ua ui iv null Dnuiiiri nirroaaui vmu uux v it uuu fcoii a uroHt l'riiM IL cad Is ficb: 2 for 13 CCUt 10 for at cuu. or 100 lor 13 SO. PuolotrraDba Miuenitoe ua JJdsea. (rrou Portra ta on tinted 9u pin- r Herolo aiae ft bv tu, fur 13 J CtfUitt. Fin.? of all aiiBA, ulnda and price Now j la the JJarv at tune (or ngrnt aud d oat era. Send for umpltw and futl partica ar to I H MANVKAt'l'l'ltllMQ CO, JulrliVnl Ufl fralltini-lrt Hi I itUtuf . Pa rLAlN AltD FAKCY B00KU0BPRIMT1M0DSE DANJCWAY, a short distance abore the Lehigh Valley Bit. Uepot, lichigltton, Xcmin. We are now fully prepared to execute erory description of miNTWO, from a Visiting Card to a Large Poster rOSTEItS, HANI) DILLS, DODOE11S, UIKUUL&RS, SUIPPINQ TAOS, OARDS, 11 ILL HEADS, LBTTEK HEADS, NOTE HEADS, ENVELOPES, STATEMENTS, PROURAMMES, PASIPHLETS, &c., a.e., In the Best Manner, At Reasonable Prices! We are prepared to do work at as low rater as any office In the country that deals Honestly with their Patrons. 'Cheap, Proraptjana Reliable, IS OUR MOTTO. W Order by Mall will be promptly ailed at lowest rates, and satisfaction guaranteed. THE METALLIC BINDER ! We hare the eioluilre Right for CUIU30N COUNTY, FOR Reynolds1 Metallic Bool-Binder, The cheapest, best and" most substantial yet introduced for Bind'ng RECEIPT BOOKS, CHECK BOOKS, ORDER BOOKS, &c. Call and see them at the CARBON ADVOCATE OFFICE, BANKWAY, Lehighton, Pa. DR. CROOK'S WINE OF TAB Cures Thousands Yearly. A POSITIVE CURE ron COUQHS, COLDS, ami CONSUMPTION, AUOf The Best of Tonics. CURES DYSPEPSIA, Bcsiorcs the Appttiie, Aids Digestion, Strengthens the System. Bestores the 'Weak and Debilitated, Inrlgorates tie LIVEE, . and at the same time AOTB en the KIDNEYS AND BOWELS restorlnf them to healthy action, health and strength follow from Its ns. TheWFAKendnELlrATFsnfTerinirfromlnSt 0 F A P P E T I T E,l N VA L i DS and persons recoTerlnu; from sickness will find it the romedy they need iu BirengiDen mem. A trial ot It will provo all we claim. Ask yonr drumlstforDR. CROOK'S WINE OFTAR. Take no oilier. For solo by all druggists at Oae Dol lar a bottle. IT li THE LEADINO REMEDY FOB ALL THROAT AND LUNG CQM'LAINTS. 0. IT. SMITH & CO., Trcprs.. Successors to Oliver Crook & Co., Dayton, Ohio. A bottle contains 1ft times as ranch as any K cent preparation. lunLO' DR.l. KRAMER'S GERMAN EYE SALVE Is a positive enre for weak and diseased eyes. BATE AND RELIABLE- Never falls to euro any case of eoro eyes, and no remedy is ro lmmedl ate In Us effectt. l'rlcoSSccntsabox. 6aonld yonr drngglst not have It, on receipt of S5 cents (or postogo stampe) we will aend you a box free of expense. 8, N. SMITH & CO., Prop., Dayton, O. ?TtvTTTfTftTTtTTTTTTTTttttrtTTT 8C0 to 13S n Hlonth. ENCYCLOPEDIA ISiar pta m im Lnw and forms for llitit. SI U V 1 J Eacr. "rs Hen, Farmers, ! mmsn as Aisiai chsntcsaudtNorkluemcn YOUR OWNm111"'"'' ixYP.ice. 1 . .....7 Oreat success. Ont sgtnt L4WYFH sold too In one town, an- sITk other 191 In M days, an other 75 In 13 dsys. Saves trn tlmrs Its cost, and everybody wants It. end for clrculsrsand terms. AisoGsneral Afrcnts Wanted. Address T. IT. Z1E0LEK & CO., 1,000 Arch St.,rhll'a, Fa. jlio 1'urest and licit Medicine evsrmade! A cnmltlnstlnn nr Ilnna. Ittirlin. nTnndraka and Ilnndellnn, with allttio best and most cura. tlve properties of all oilier Hitters makes thoirrcal est lllooil l'lirlflrr. I.lvrr Kee:iilntor,andUfe and Health Ilcatorlng Agent on earth. Nodleaseorlll health can possibly long exist where Hop Hitters moused, to varied and perfect are their operations. Tfcej s!ts w life sad vlsar Is th tfti aai laflrsa, To all whose employments causo lrrr R-utartty of the bowels or urinary organs, or v, ho require an Ap- eiizer. ionic anu num Munuiani, nop uiucr ara Invamablo witlioilt lutoslcntliiff. VntnnllrpvhntTmip feellm.a op armntftns are. ! what the disease or ailment Is, uso Hop Hitters. Don't wait until yon ere rick, but If you only feel bad or miserable, uso tho Hitters nt once. It may save your life. It has eared hundreds. 5.100 will be nnld for n caso they will not cure or Klielp. lo not suiter nor let your friends suffcr.but usn anu urgu mini O use nop uuivrs. Itemrmbcr, HopTllttcrslsnovllc.drneired.dnmk. en nostrum, but Iho I'urcst end Best Medicine ever ma. let the, "Invnlldn I'rjend nml Hope." and o person or family should no without them. Art sonic till" day. BeH Uor Corou Cvrjs Is tho sweetest, safest and best Ask Children. Ono Hor Tad for Stomach, Liver and Kidneys IS uporior toaiioiners. aisuruugiBw. D. I, c. Is an absolute and Irreststable cure for urunKcnncii, uso or opium, touacco aim narwuM. kAUMIJI.ydnicSI!'. Ilpliltunsilr.v.o,iucofl.m.. THIS INTERESTS YOU I ' Tnr Only S'ciiny TOU CAN Sun A r STAL i RU lo Tll A. B. 0HAS3 CnaAH COMPANY, WllUIMI.lt, OHIO, snd recslve f"-irl u.lr, led Csla1iru. Circulars and TsstlaHsiuU. showing I...W Ihcy t M and 1)0 mall ll.s BKSTOISOAX III t!U' AVOKIni Mssv eoini. f KXI'KM.HNCi: over A I.I, OTIII1KS, V ,. , ... . .mkuUiim Iwrs, lui ' say, if j. k..t an I.isrutiikt Kr ywr own u .ii trantnesUag l--l OIK OIIGAX! It yesiwael fVA. h w 1 i its itwte ere i s thai sell o e nli, ( i . 1 salisUcllon a t eit,M. IT'H A 1'. A. ti. aj.v : -v;-: klMsii' llstX. OH'U. CATARRH IvIlllAl!SE, sblttip lifter Ukt.t dirtwi itnt i tinl iy U rtitr4 u Hi of rrfBJ4 If feut i K si IHlft sfllWiill IKll t luvi THE Cleveland Co-Operative Stove Co. CLEVEL..ND, OHIO, CHICAGO, ILL, ST. LOUIS, MO., ST. PAUL, ifUNN. T 4M iLssssaC Tl! m EltMdTt XlltiMtHHI Of STOVES AND HOLLOW AHE IX TUI UNITED STATES. Employ no Traveling Saleamcn, sad asll fr raali Inside 30 days, hssxe have uo bad debts as4 eaa gue Is iImAt euswmcrs La th way ef lew jicleM an aaaewal siul M Ike savwg thus sffsctcd, Wkh ufwnsace has laws le Us fas! IS par cent. Style a4 auuah cf ort uaniipiiis'l. rcrfce. Ilea ef epsntioa giurowad of every stove naauCac lured by tklt CeeaSMy. Then lias ef Caek aai Hsatlag Ssave far every Uad uf fuel u Kasjaat4 la eatsat aad veiisty. aad iktif Beta aasesri faretuW Lard er sees eeal are lb aaM rssfcei yat prwlurtd. AU your dealer for Koyce vf the Cleveland Coopcratllva Store Co.sa snake.
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