Advertising Rates. We desire It to bo distinctly understood ihit no advertisements will bo Inserted In tho columns of Tim Carbon Advocate that may bo received from unknown parties or firms unless accompanied by tuo cash. The following aro our only terms i ONE 8QUARK (10 LINES). One year, each Insertion 10 cts. o:. oriMi inaortlnn 15 CtS. Three months, each insertion 20 cts. Lcsi than three months, lirsiinscmuu $1 each subsequent insertion 25 cts. Local notices lu conn iki II, V. MOItTHIMER, rubljsher. A. 1. MLossor? Manufacturer pt and Dealer In STOVES, RAMES AHD HEATERS, Tin ana Sheet-Iron Ware ani General House Jrnisning Goods. ntiOtlTifi aua sroUTlMJ done at Short notice-nnd at Lowcbi unsn prices. I am the anthonzed aaont for the Snlo ot tho toJlMueIST.CLAH3 sroVliS- TaiSHliJVKff & qotTn misdalcook. vniPiJi'iiTiioysE cook. " hi TWJflXvi'i.pM'jiinitA.J'on, TH.13 HUN8IHNE ItANOEand TTheHKV ANCHOn HKATEtl, and am Selling them VE BY C'HEA P lor Cadi. l.TcrroVof STOVE ORATES and FIUE iinillis kept coincauuy on muu. STOUE6n SOUTH Street, A tew iloor,above Baak Bt., LEHIGHTON. rntronice Solicited Sjtleraclion (jnarnnterd. Ott. 6-yi A. D. alusSLIl. Central Carriage Works, ,.... L C4- Inlilnlilnn Ttn XKlltll. Ob.) liUiUJjlllUIl, Ail.) Are preparod to Manufacture Carriages, .Buggies, Sleighs, Spring Wagon, &c, Ofcvory description, In the most substantial wanner, an"- ai .uweoi. nvm. Repairing Promptly Attended to. TRKXLEK & KREIDLEK, April 28, ,1879 yl, Proprietors. Q.VUIIOS ADVOCATE JOB PRINTING OFFICE, LEninilTON.PA. Kvery description of rnnlinn, from a Visiting Card to a Poster. CARDS, I17I.L HEADS, LETTE It HEADS, NOTE HEADS, STATEMENTS. PltOUIIAMMES, POSTERN, HANDBILL, DODOEHS. CinUULARS, ' SHII'PISO TAOf-, USVELOPFS, .' PAMPHLETS. iiy.iIaws, fiC. &c Douo In Ihobcst oianner.at very Lowest Prices. We ave nreuarod to do work at as cheap rates aaniiv effleo initio Htato ISot Ciola hunestly ntthustiutomera. OU It MOTTO IS Cheap, Prompt & ltoliable. ITOrdera b small I rclvc prcmpt nttcntii n. JOHN F. 1IAL15ACII, Instructor of Music, (1'iano, Organ, Voire uiul Tlieory.) LlIHIUllTUX, l'A. OPINION'S OK THE PKK.SS. Ills pupils spi'iii hlahly or his ability as a tcaehvr.jll iilnwa t'i 1 onUle. lie Is well nuallhl fo his callliiu Cala- Itn Is worihr dlsrlnio nl llnvi n. Momri- 1t..(l,nvpii. VVn liavv tl:ld llie HleaSiireiiftlst rninu- tn til. rciiilliioii nt Hi" ul l .Masters nnd were rliarms l Willi hisioucliaud enceutlou jtfiii'iyfon Arias. Sole ngmit for the J. & C. Fischer Piano ; and.Blso. 51 'OV St HAMLIN and NEW For pirlkulars, tums, Acl.lres. ' JUH.N F. 11 I. II u'U. Auir. S, IVTS.-ly. Lohlnliiou, Pa. P rime. Homo M.ule llrcail I VHV OQ HU.XOHYl Wlioiy.m em B.iv ow liOLIiatl I ll.'l UI MIIIRIU- FIVE LOAVES FOU 23 OENTS I I. V. O'NEAL, the nopnlar llnad and lake PaKer, orLvl'iahluii 111 order In meet the uautb OTtlitinmi lu. ue'iiro 1 no iTice VI uis ceie lirated Hume Uade utllSADto Five Loaves forTweiity-fiveCts. Cash. Hiignr. llalsln Curomat Scotch, Drop. Cream sun uiuert. Aivis, uuir T-n CV nti per Dozen. L.1111U Out t'ur I lie Whkoii! At MACOll CHUNK, on Tuesdar, Tliursday anil wHuni ly jiuininai.. LEHIUII ro. sad V. Els jl'OltT.every After. I'EltMS STUIOTLV CASH I Putroaaan -olU'ltl J. w. O'NEAL HI Uliui uppoaito mil Astlonol llaiiK, aptll vl '" M'rai. Lenlchton Pa. rl&lla' 1" )'oa "ii locality. WlWUV rlir. wooieuuon welau.on. 1 Mmiy icaxe more tuu tne amount t itvdAbovt. Nounoc 11 fall to maka mn if j i-t Any 011 ran d.i the wmfc. You cn make from J ecu U to tau hour "V devoi iu voarerfiiiutrvautt paie tlnotu the Siul. Ltst. it rot noi&ioir to try lae oum .Nothing like it lor muuef niKln eyrrcffeied bJure. lluiuei vtojsviaut an l strictly touor bu. Hazier, it "u want to know nil about tbe blpi tiifbl'lUftM twiore lUa nob o "end mi your ad4rfMHn4 w) I oud u fail pit ttcuurad piivate rrmtlrw. wrap e worth $1bh tre f oa cin tb a ake np your tu.u t tor ruuraelt Art ire UUOlU K KiINH -N ACQ., rrtUi,Vt t. JanT- 7 H. V. Mortltimeb, Proprietor. VOL. VIII., No 19. CARDS. linn l mill sline Makers 011ntonI)rtney,nirin'lin'W(r. Hunk street. Allordtripromptlywa worn warmmtu. Attorneys. F. P. LOKOSTEKT. S.R. OILUAM -j-ONGSTEET St OILUAM, ATTORNEYS AT LAW, .Office! Lovan's Building," Bank Street, LEHIOHTON.PA. flAtlMtlnn, and all Legal business entrust- to them will recclvo ,iroinpt attention. IOU. XI, 1881). JOHN KLINE, ATTORNEY AT LAW, Office t Corner Bnsqaehanna and Race streets MAUCH CHUNK, TA. JnljWy JOHN 1). HEItTOLETIE, ATTOnNKY AND COUNSELLOR AT I,AW, Office t lloom 5, around Floor Mansion Itouso MAUOH CHUNK, TA. Mar be consulted In German. inay25-lj vjy jil. IIAPSIIKK, ATTORNEY AND COUNSELLOR AT LAW, Bank Siaitt,LsnioRTON, Pa. Itesl Estate and Collection Acencv. Will TJuyand Sail lUnl llntnte. Gonvejnnclni? .isatly done Col actions promptly made. Settling llnUtes of De tdents a "peclalty. May be consulted In Kivlldi ndUerinsn. .c'.. rAS. K. STttUTHEUS, ATTORN SY AT LAW, 3 Ofllce : 2J floor of llhosd's Uall, Mauoll Gltunlc, Pa. All business entrusted to him will be promptly attended to. May 27, ly. ATTORNEY AT LAW, 2nd Dcor abovo MA SION HOUSE MAUOiI 01IUN1C, PliHHA. 3-0an ha consulted In German. janO. Justices and Insurance. A. CONVEY ANURR, AND GENERAL IN8UHANCE AGENT The following Companies are Itepresented: LEI1A? )N 51U rUAL FIRE, UEAIIirsO MUTUAL 1'UIE, WOMtNO'FIUE. POTTrtVlLLi: FIRE, LEHKIII FIHE. andthnTRAV ELElls ACCIDEN T INSURANCE, Also Pennsylvania and Mutual Ilorso Thief Detccilvoond Insurance Company. , MtUCU 2'J. luua. ivljtfiiviA.. jgKItSAKD l'lULLU'S, OooMTi- Boildino, MAUOH CHUNK, Ta. Fire Insurance Agent. ra- POLIOIES In SAFE Companies only. at Reasonable Hates Aug. 23-yl LUIN STOLLE, Notary Public & Conveyancer, Fire anil Life Iusnrance Agent MAUOH CHUNK, l'A. 4a Iluslncss transacted In English nnd Ocrmau. Aug. 23 yl Pliysicinns antl Dentists. Slatington Dental Office, ESTABLISHED 1870.J Artificial Teeth Made to More tie Original Contour or lips tCneete., l)u. L. Cami'bkll. FlLLlNQ Tektu a Specialtv. loct. 4-ly J-yt. AV. A. COIITUIUHJ', SURGEON DENTIST, Tenders his iirnfi'tonal services to tlio peo- 11I0 of ilamOi Cliunl:, Lcliiahton, eissjxirt, rackcrtoti anil vicinity. OFFICE 1 Opiiosito tlio IlroaJway House, IlltOADWAY, JIAUCII CUUKK, Pa. Frosli Lainrliini Oas nlways on lininl. All work guaranteed satisfactory. aug2-yl PAIUIYVILT.B, Cirbon Couutr, Ta. IT Tl IIS I " " " " -' 1 II Till .11 IU 1U II II Mnv be rousn'trd iu the German I.anqiipun P. O. Addresi-KCliuhton. mar. 2 1, tt ry a. UBU1IA.UKU, M.U., l'IIYlIOIAN ANUtil'ltOKON 9perlnl attention pnli tr. Chronle DlKeasel. Ontftfi Soulli IL.t corner Iron and 2nd .U.. I.c aUhlon.I'a. Aprl 3. Mi N. 11. 1t1.11r.it, m. i). U, S ICxninlnliig Knr;eoii, IMtAUTlOINd PHYhlUIAN andSOt.QEON Htjce: uaiik St. cct. ' rnr.K'8 Ulock, Letuah. O . 14. )1a- be cot i uiu d in the OVrm n Language. Nov. 3 . Maunood: How Lost, How Restored! rfTffiv J nut untdisht t a new roition of l)ti fljs3E ('LXVKim'ELL'S tl.Lt:H!tATfcII I'.tytiW (in Cc7' thu indK'Hl cure (without ineUicuuOut sSphi:m ATfiiHtunKA nr Hrtiiiiiml ucs. Involumuiv M'uiiuot Lthbok. iMroTRKcr. MciitMiBiul IMtyklral Iueajucltv IuiMlhutnU to Miimaire etc. i a so. t'oNbUWiTiox, KriLEf. BTau'l HTB iuiluci'dbTBelt-luuulgfUCorox. UfilXtibVuStUCt Ac. Tao colour 'ttd author, in thlt admirable s t, c Ty ileuH'Uitr .tea fitim u thu try ours NUuoi ful t.rttcuct-', that the a'Btmtnc emiae. qutoce ot ti' t,bne may b radically cuiuj without 'he d.in-eioua uao ot internal medr (laoor the apohcat'on vt tit knife i KiuunfC (u a moce of ture at unco aiiuple, certniu, ano eltfdual, by in Pan of which every auQVrer no matter wii't hi coudiiuni may be utay cure lilnikelf oheaolv ptiatt-.v, aiid dapicallt. r Thia Lett me ahouid iiotn the haudcl every outh aud every man lu the laud. H nt uudertveal, In a plain euvtlooe, to any addrn8. post-ix tit, ou receipt ol an cent or twonofUjro b tamps Addre the vubltahera. The Oulverwell Mctllcal Co.t 41 A.NNSt.NlIWVOItKj Poat OQlce Vox. anr.lJ yl. V. A. I.EHM ANN, Solicitor or American and t'orelg . Patents. Waihlngton. l).l All business ronneete.1 wlih l'atenis. whether be lore the Patent lUDeeor (be courts, promptly imptiy aiienueu to, nocuarir.m.ueuaiessa pa li lecored Send Hr irtnlar. eeU patent lU-tf Railroad Guide. pHILA. & H15AD1NG RAILROAD Arrangement of rasengcr Trains. FBDRUAnYttH. IST8. Trains leave AI.LEfTOWNa followst (VIA TKHKIOMEN KAILKOAll). For Philadelphia, at 1:3J, 0.13, 11.10. a.m.. and "3.1)5 p. ni. HUNDAYR. . For .Philadelphia at !.. a. m..3..15 n. m. (VIA IIASf resNA. bkancii.) Fotneidln'g,S.SO, 9.t.ia m' 12.10, 4.30 and 0 05 I'orHarrlsonre.S 50,0.05 a. m., 12.10,4.30 ands.os For Lancaster and Cotnmbla, 5 (0, 0.03 a.m. and 4.80 p.m. .i SUNDAYS. , . ... For Readmit, llarrlsburg, and way points. 0.05 v' m" (VIA BEI1ILKIIKM.) ForPhllaclelptila from L. V. Depot 4.S. 6.12, 8 M a. m .I2.M.6.45, 8.14 p. m. Sunnay 1 bO p. m. For Philadelphia Irom Ij. AH. Depot 8 43a. m I2D1. 8.23 8-top. m. Trains FOR A LLHWTOWN leave as followsi (VIA FKRKIOMEN I1AILUOAU.) Leave Philadelphia, 7.40 a. m., l.po, 1.30 and 5.30 p. m. HUNDAYri. Lovo Philadelphia, 8.0.) a. m. aud 3.15 p.m. and 1.15 p. ui. (VIA EAST r-ENNA.. BRANCH. ) Leavo Reading 7.25. 10.30 a. m.,J.oo. 3.55, nndo.16 p.m. Ieave IlarilsbnrR, 5.15, 8.05 and 0.55. a.m., 1,45 and 4.00 p. m. Leave Lancaster, 8.03 a.m., 1.00 and 3.50 p.m. LeaveColumbla 7.55a. m . 1.03 and 3.10 p. m. hUMDAYH. I.eavoTteadlnir. 7.20 a.m. Leavo Harrlstmi a, S 21 a.m. IVIA 1IU7ULKUUM.I Leave PhllodoloMa 7 00. 8 15, 0.45, 2.20, 6.l5 no p.m. Bundav3)n ra.. S.on p. m, Trains mai ked thus () run to and from depot 8th nnd Orcen streets. Philadelphia nthor trains to a"d irom iiroau sireei. nepoi. jiuuia Via uciaieiiem- run io aim iroin jcri,ii at.. Depot, eTcept tlioso marked (). Tno8.45n.in and s.55 v. m. trains from Allen- Inrn nnd thn7.4l n.m. and 5.31 n. 1U. trains Irom Philadelphia, have through cars to aud roui l-nuaaeipoia. ar.Tierni Manaatr. 0 0 HANCOCK, 0n'l rail. & Ticket Agent. nov. 13 rpiIE SLATINGTON PLANING MILL AND Cabinet . Ware Factory, AT SIiATINGTOX. JOHN BALLET, Propr., UeiUS IU Ull K1I1U1 HUH Blil-n 'I iliic.Jii im"- OhIc nd Hard Wood Lumber, nml Unowpio larcd to execute uuy u wouut of ordeis for BresseB Lumbeli OF ALL KINDS. Doors, Saslics, llllnds, Shutter, Mouldings, Cabinet Ware, &c.; " With Promptness. Brackets Made to Order. Tlift.Mnciiinerr in nil now ami or tlmliostnnd m8tiniirovcil kinds. I employ none buL tlio bout woiumrn.iiie well neaoueit antl coo I ma teiial, nnU am llici eforoabl to jrnai antee entlro Kamlaction tonlUvlio ntavlavnr mo with u call. OnUTt ov mail pioinpily attenaed to, Mv rlnirfrCn) aro inotiertt terms cusli, or intciest charged alter thirty uava. aiVB ME A CALL. rVTT Those rnentrcd In ItmhUnc will find It t heir advtintiiso to haro Fldlnir. Floor 1 1 minis Doors, f-aalica, Gutters, Sc. &v nmdcatthl Voctorr. E. F. LVGKENBACH, Two Doors Below the "Broadway Houso MAUCII CHUNK, VA. Dealer in all Patterns ot Plain aud Fancy Wall FapeffS; Window Shades, f'aints & Painters' Supplies, LOWEST CASH I'lilCES. r).iVsi i:itiii:ins Livery & Sale Stables IIA.NK STItliKT.HfilllCllITON, I'll FAST TliOTi'IXG IIOHSEd, ELEGANT CAUUIAOEf And positively LOWK.lt PllIHEs than any oincr LiTcry 111 1110 uuaiur. lirseand lnniUoino Canlapen for P.inern auran'H aim weeumca. in uuiii'aii' Nov. Tl IKTJ ' ME AT ARKIetT Hunk Street, lsclilgtitoUf CIIAKLKS KIPP, ritoriatToa. Charles KhmdcMrrs to 11 attention of hi; friends nml ruitomers to the fact th.it ho hat oine.,A M K AT MAUKKT onpoftto the fiiuiic qunre. isnnic Pireei, i.euigiiiou, i'u wucre may uo luuuu at u times The Best Fresh bleats In neapoti, lief f, I.amb. Val, Sausage. Ilo loirnn. Tcrmi .S ()HKA1 AS TUK CHUA1KT. I'atronaue folielte'l Autf.30-ly. UHAS. KII'P. Acv rtook. Magazine or Newspaper acnt post paid ut thepablliera lowfatprici with a vain able vreuuuni. We give a tine 14 x is view ot the Capitol building, tho most inasulflcent fttrucluru In America, apt" bo lend id views of the White 11 tu se, Troaitory building, f tnlthnoiiian liiMiuute. Fjteut Oulcn, Mount Vcruou aud othfr polntaot inttreiitln and about the Na tional unpnai urueraiaavu ior tuo larKOUtip. lto eutrruvipgor f ir sot of tho views, and cau met uhotojrrauhi of Lfadlnir h tut us in en. at i obt price. It ron waut &nr bo k or tn sa' ec Ibe (or any perlml cil, or io renew uu old unb-a-rip. ticn twutl Ktamp for 0 C03V ot the LITKiiAUY llUl.t.Kl I N t' lUlaiuluit bH)fc 1 1. .led uoticoi of new nuuiicaiious, caiaios-ue, pnc". etc. NATION A I N i:Vtf lit) HUU, Lock box .9. or W0 K tret March ll-tf. WatQLUffton, D. C. PILES O! all klnda. TV MOILS, dUchar pes 0 HIOOI) or mucus nnJ nit diseasoa of the HUVTrii quickly and wrtwlly cuieJ by a simple aud Boothlnp ItEMKDY. ! or loformatlon add 11 a Ik J. I'AUKU&t'O.'AlAuut.N Y ! PENSIONS SffliMiVr' ' vioe from any eiuse.also lor uelia ofdeceaHKl suldlcrs. All pensions date uick to uay 01 dlsdiarge, and to date of the deaih of tbe soldier. Pensions Increased ; Uouuty and new Discharges procured. Andres, wun stamp, STonunT & Co., lloom No, uioua uuituibg. v asninjf ion. u. c. mar. SO-lm Oavhon INDEPENDENT" LEIIIGHTON, CARBON COUNTY, PA., SATURDAY, APRIL 3, 1880. Dr. Charles T. Horn Would announce to tho publlo that ho lias purchased Irom M1IS, A. O. PETElt, tho CENTRAL DRUG STORE, In Lcuckel's Block, Bank St., Lehighton, Pa., Having refitted and refilled tho entire stock ho can oner DRUGS AND Strictly fresu CHEMICALS and Pure, Also Ilorso nnd Cattle powilors.Palent Medi cines, urusnes, soaps, uomus, i-cnumcncp, SjioiiKCf, Ulmmols Skins, Wines nnd Liquors for .Medical Purposes. Oils, Lamps and FJxlure'.Dyesiuir?, Choice Clitars, Pipes nnd Tobacco. Sitco tncles, Trusses, Nursing Pottles, Violin StrliiKS, and n lull line of AVall Pnpcrnnd Hnrdcrsattlio Lowest l'rlccs, ' Prescriptions carefully compounded nnd irompt intention given to every branch of the msiness. A ennMminnin of the lintronnfro berotoloro extended to this establishment Is respcctlully solicited, and satisfaction guaranteed. scpt.13, 18J9.-ly. Dn. O. T. HOItN. The Sow Food Medicine Truly a Wonder. thn O Minima Coca Co. meoaio fiom tlio pot.ro of the Sacred l'eiuvion l'lmit (COCA LKAF) tlio most useful Net vo Tonlo nnd LUe dut.ainer known to man. Thoy have nutrcd it COCA niTTIuKH, but hopo tho name will ma cnusi' It to bo clafiscdwltu iho fo-callcd "Ihi tei p." which Ii ivo do no so much haiiu pliyM cl nnd luorti cuca liriTKUEnsinopowcror gusiaminir lifo ud Hi letiiith f ruuyn wuhout food.' I'.xnnciiii h (n t 01 tn p. lonv f.ititzuo ntd roa':'1 lnus poionlii(tc cannot liuim tuo-o v,uo uo CO. TuiHmnuiaiveions mo limaoinnr, rinneiv wlihout loattlon liihi-eiH liulnotini bMPlCi. Inr iiio aiooDift'eiFin.iudtaetini), Aeiv- onne(, Ick Hcacntiio w caiinew, cr-ut ve liiliiV Lank or JiiicrsA una rower, liivercom Idiinls. fhlllanndaU Fever, COCA llliTUi; hinntia uuuvnicu nuti h nim jiouiifte ojfiriai re noil or j.irur- ifmuion. u. 9. A'.: "Tho roturlan nallvof who usaCoi,), lioi loim nrodtirie oflaboi without fullfino. jioweilnf tonic ft-r Iho nervous fjt cm, but noi iinunuiia idiiio ii fin i u." bfl wondeiful Till ues or ihts new rood-Tncdl cine chd only be plan cii nt here. (Jet it c mi l:ir nnd tuf'Jim ourpoll lull v. No reiuedv evei tece ved tuch cnitoi scment. uuua inn conceinraiea esen or Sneiel rerurt.m Ccca-fcold bv all Jejd iiir CUICIIUA t'tMJA CU , New VorlS. smith, Kmne & Co., Ascnis. l'lilla D( "7 13W WEISS & KERSCHNER, BtJCCESSORS TO IIOSIIG Jt HOFFORD, Bank Street, Leliigliton, Are prepared to Manufacture, to order, every description ot OAIlIllAOES, UUUUIES, SLEIOHS, SPHINO WAGONS, Roniig's Pat.Platform "Wagon , &c, at lowest rates for Cash. REPAIRING Of nil description promptly atiended to at tho most rcatonablo prices. 3- All Work guaranteed, and patronage is respeciiuiiy euneiieu. WEISS & KEP.SOHNEK. July 58, 1870-yl DANIEL WIEAND, Carnngcs,Wngoiis,Seiglis,&c CORNCR OF HANK AXI) IKON STUKKTS, IiEHirniTOlV. IVnna., Itepnectfully announces to his friends and (he public, that ho Is prepared to llulld ull des- criiuit'iix m UAltlUAOKS, ril'itINQ WAOnNf?. In 4lii T.itnsr nn.l KXnmt A tn.i.nvn.1 ( rficcs lully us low as tlio f nine cm ho obtain cd elsewhere, Kiiaruntceln Ihe bestScasoned Aintcruu ami mon substnutiai wurKinanshlp. i urncuiur uiu niion given io REPAIRING In ail Its details, at the verv Lowest Prices. Putrouaitc respcctlully solicited and perfect eaiiMiiriioii uuiiruuieeu. Dec o. lMtf-yl DAN. WIEAND. Ull. J. O. B. SIEGERT A SOXS' II'OK.D BEKOIVXED Angostura Bitters. An nrt'ele of over- 11 1 13 Voat siatiilliifr. Thin wo! mvfx"raMrr tonitt U lavtly cele. UiHllH titr itn iiMtr unut nuu tiuuuiui nrv MKPlCIXALVlltMCI. It Imiuove iho ppettte and cures dvtJpep' fciu. diaribm i.aud f ur aud opiir. ivo rot Liuil uniiiii d dr nk m norfect without it, because it pievrut thu had ettcf vfaichoUo UQuorn, Coinf 1 1 certificate of some of tho room rml 11 nt phvMi'latiftnnd cbnnls ol the wot'd, rr- ra dmur n w lmN twmeuvbs aud pJtuy aie pl tei m each mix Si ild ' y lh pi mo nil pr cefH. tirueaist and minor uglier j v . hallux ro.e 4crut lr 1 1 U, h.,31 1J road way. Now Yn.k. 1', tl, uox suiu. Jan. Sl--wi3 TTUKMLUS OFCAItUON COUNTY, T(i7ce Notice. TJio nndfrsnmed, rcxldlnc In MAHONING Titwnthm. Carbun Cnuulv. been anuohitfd .VOl'.NT for the KKYhTONK FKltTILIZKU AND ALUM MAUrACTUniNCOAll"y. Uccnsed by the tatf ot renusyiyanta. This FERTILIZER contains according to Chemical AnalrMs, 1I.C0 I'ruiosiue 01 iron, iz, Huipnuito AO a, 11 1'nlMt.ti 0.4SKotla Hlirt iOJ Hum 10 Arlil This 1- a crcat Fe 111124- lor Jraiu and Grass, nnd I'apcc'Ally lor Fruit Ticm.Oi-ape Viueaiul J-'luwera salt deaiiny- thellutt-r nnd other lu fcecu o hilarious 10 Venutvlvonia Urctaidv (.'all andi:ive me your orutra, fee lecumuien dstiousof nroulueut iariucrs-sud make your beive. uappy. n 1:0 un r. rurgcr. Jsn.SIJji" Mahoning Xown.hlo. flVniUPfl I A pleasant substitute UilUDlvU . rur i'bi..co. that tastes and smells like Tobacco and Is cheaiwr. l.veryl-ady Is highly pleasi-d with It. Ills suitable either for t liewlnir or Suioklnir. and U tinprorea i tie Health, and restores the Oon- itltuilou, and Is leooiuuiended by Phrslelans Inplaee of Tobacco. Throw Tobacoo away and use O.SUUD.O, It will prove a hleMlog. ' A lull also MiClt uy man lur iw. ih.ikpi.w, 16e. In stamns. or II lor a dozen. A ousts St, WAtnnDlnevorvtown, Teru-s liberal. A nr.., r. i-. ucm-uicji, ii.w iwji w , ertck Uo.. M1, fb. VI.- Carriage Builders, Live and Let Live." 13-14-15 1 . Ha sat nnd gated with a placid mien And a cheerful and confident smllo At the little square box with the 'gom fifteen,' AncUio said he'd bet bis pllo That ho could rigger It out right tliar ; So lie Jumbled tho blocks about. And then lie remarked s ' It's slmplo, I swar, And I reckon I'll work it out.' So ho tackled It sharp for an hour or more, And his hands he ran through Ids hair, As lie Jumped right up and fearfully swore, And ills eyes had a maniac's glare, That he'd 'dashed If tho dash, dashed fool That Invented this game was here, IIo'U smash Ills dash, dash, dashed skull, And chaw oirnn end of his car.' Hut after another hot hour had flown, The bead drops down 'gan to roll, And ho raved In a way that, people nil say, Struck terror to each watching soul. For Thirteen FirtecnFourlccn alas I Were all that ho got for his pains, So lio frantically swallowed of poison a glass". And with a bullet ho bored out his brains I UlilDIIS HELLIC. Softly sang a frli-halrcd maiden, As tho summer sun sunk low : ' Ho will come again, my darling, Ho will como again, 1 know." Sat tho maiden, ripe nnd rosy, On n streamlet's mossy brink, Where tho gently-lowing cattlo Ul'len came to get o drink. In her hand an orcn letter, On her check n pearly tear, And a little brludlo liclfor Standing silent In tho rear. Pleasant dreams are always shortest, Ever small are boyhood's pics, VIntc comes ere autumn's over, Merry laughs precede our sighs. Thus the lovesick maiden found It, Silting by tlio purling brook ; Pawed tho earth that little heifer, As her bead she gently shook. Suddenly a forward movement Then the maid began to rise, , And a vista of striped stockings Passed beforo tho heifer's eyes. When the maiden's lover got there lllrdlo IIcllc was In the creek, Hut, thank heaven, was still uninjured She had struck upon tier cheek. ! n tho years that camo thereafter, When the maid and youth were wed, Oft sho told her child tho story Of tho heifer that was red 1 HIS C01TCEITEDNESS. Sir. Walsh Worrinston caressed lils long tawncy tnoustuciie complacently -anti looked tlioughlfully nt his liamlsomely-booted feet, elevated on tbo railing around bis ofllce deik. "Well, I don't know about it, Craven. It will bo a ileuco of a bore, you know, and really" o7 fellow cau't bo forever mooning around to pleaso tho .women. I'm afraid you'll have to cuiint mo out, old fellow. St. March Ml go, or Stanwix. Thoy'ro peren nially ready to dance attendance nt such en tertainments." And, having looked as much contempt for St. March and Stanwix as was possiblo to express by a look, Mr. Warrington settled back in his chair with tlio very superior oir of n man who is abovo tho temptation into which less fortuuate fcllqw-mortals fall. riiil Ctaven puckered uphisforehcad-and looked both provoked olid puszlcd. Clara will bo awfully disapjiomted if you lol'uso her, I'm sure. Sho told mo to insist upon your taking part in her iheatricals,niid as sho has made every efl'ort to hare them a success artistically and socially lor her own sake, and financially for tlio Little Children's Nursery I must say you ought to oblige her." Mr. Warrington looked lazily toward tho ceiling, in no ways moved by Ins brother in law's urgent statement of the easo. Clam is a vory .energetic little woman energetic almost to troublesotnencss some timesas I daro say your experienco has ulicady taught you. Her theatricals will bo a success, beyond a doubt. All tho same, I can't bee, for tlio lifo of inn, why I am lo bo sacriliccd for tho Little Childicu's Nursery. You know, and Clara knows, I look ujion ladies' society as a deuce of a bore. They run after a fellow so, especially if ho lias tbe bad luck lo bo tolerably good-looking." Craven smiled us Mr. Warrington stole a sclt-sallsfied glance from the mirror opiosite. "MnsLol the rest of US fellows would bo ;lad to bo as good looking," lie said, good humorcdly "hairing tho conceit, old boy. See here, I'll tell you what I'll do, Walsh,- I'll tell Clara you'll cotuo and take the char acter she lias assigned you I forget what mid in tutu I'll ogrea that the ladies shall not fall in love with you." His jolly gray eyoa woro shining with mingled amusement ami contempt. Mr. Warringbin lazily whisked a lonely uuiuminal ily off his coat tleevc. "Phil, my dear boy I appreciato your kindness, but you would be jwwcrless. They always do, you know, and It Is not pleasant lo a man of sensitive organization, like my self, to feel that ho is the ineaus, however unconscious, of causing UistreM, and arous- tug alfectiou be cannot return. It's not pleasant, I assure you, Philip." "I should think not," Craven said, biting his moustache. "But wo will bono lor bet ter luck this once. There will bo but four ladies staying at the house, and to my cer tain knowledge three of them Miss Gugo, Nanie Butler and Ida Morrison are en gaged to be married. Aud the other " Warrington looked nt his brother-in-law, as if he pitied linn for his ignorance and his stubbornnosH. "I remember bo many instances where engagements havo been so hojiclessly bro ken j bnt we won't discuss it. You secra determined I shall come. Tell my sister I will oblige her, on tills one condition this term of agreement, which I absolutely in sist upon that sho will insure me against annoyance from her young lady guests, and that sho will hold lieru'lf responsible for any uuoonscious damage I may do in their affections, for it is sure lo bo the same old story, you know." Craven shouted outright, in a perfect peal of laughter, at which Mr. Warrington ojien od his handsome, lazy blue eyes. "Walsh, you ought to go on the stage. You'd make your fortune as a jeifeet imita tor of tbe genuine article." "Look here, Phil, don't you Ulleve what T , isayi - y0u were not in earnest V IU ' I " Wasn't It I tell you tba women fall 1.00 If lovo with mo, wherovor I go, and it's a pity, for I am invulnerable." Craven's lips slowly curled, and n cold, contcmptious look was in his eyes. "I always knew you were conceited, but I never thought you wero a fool, Walsh. Thank heaven, your sister Isn't like you. I'll tell her you'll como. Good morning.". Wnriington walched him off with Itnper lurnblo good nature. "Ho can't appreciate what I mean," ho thought, calmly. "It's a fact, and I pity thoso poor girls who will be nt my sister's. But It Is their Fato, and I'm very sure I can't help It." Aud he n'glicd, ns ho slowly draw his feet off tho railing and went out to lunch at a restaurant. Tho Craven mansion was filled with guests, both permanent for a few days and temporarily for that evening, When Mj-s. Craven's handsomo brother went up through tho side entrance that led directly into tho sacred precincts of his sister's own silting room a very decidedly good looking fellow, with his daik fall overcoat, his im maculately lilting kids, tbe suit of rough gray tweed, the losebud and geranium loaf in his button hole, tho becoming wido lim mcd soft felt hat. A sound of fcminlno voicc3 came distinct ly to his cars, ns he stepped on the little golhio piazza sweet, joyous voices that should havo made Mr. Warrington thrill willi delight) that, Instead, called a hope less, helpless look to his eyes. "Cupid and his demons aro at it," ho thought, resignedly. Then n woman's laugh rang out just in-1 sido tho door a laugh that rippled and trilled, like waves of silvery melody, low, ravishingly sweet, gay and gitlish ,- and, in voluntarily a look of approval crossed tho gentleman's face. "Fairly well done very well done, in deed ; but " His sister's voico interrupted Twd scatter ed his thoughts : "Now, Gladys, you aref too cruel, actually lo laugh at our mistake." "Gladys?" What an unusual, poetic name. .And Gladys was the girl with the sweet laugh j and just then lie knocked on tho door, nnd tlio ladles left en masso while Mrs. Craven grcctcd'him. Half an hour later, ho was presented, in ceremonial form, in the big, brilliant par lors; and just as ho had expected moro than one pair of arch oycs sliot glances at him bluo eyes ond brown, black eyes nnd gray and, of all tho lovely women In the room, there was one only whoso cool, su perb indifference, ns she merely raised her jet lashed lids, for a courteous glance, sur prised him a medium height, princcss-like looking creature, with a creamy-pale com plexion, and waving black hair, great, tropicial, dark eyes, and lips liko the heart of a rod, red roso. And her name was Mrs. Lorlmer, nnd she wore mourning not hopeless, not-to-bc- comforlcd mourning, but tho coquetry of woo, black silk and jet, with a whito hya cinth of spray in bcr lustrous hair. She just raised her eyelids nnd bowed and then 6cemed to forget him entirely, as Mr. Craven camo lip, in mischievous au thorily. "Gladys, wasting tho precious tlmo thus? Didn't you know it was time for 'Dcsde mona' to dress, or undress." She laughed, showing a distracting dim ple on one satiny check, and revealing an oxejuisite mouthful of teeth, and took Cra ven's arm, and inarched off, graceful, sup pic, nttrnclivo enough to uiako Mr. ll'ur- rington cast a careless second glance after her. All that evening ho was more than usual ly interested in this beautiful, haughty crea ture, who 6cemcd so utterly forgetful of his presence, except when Hint fact was forced upon her by somo stress of circumstancss. When ho ployed a very brilliant fantasia, Mrs. Lorimcr did not listen breathlessly, ns most of the ladies did, but ho very plain ly saw her leaning listlessly back ugalnst tlio chair cushions, evidently merely hear ing and not enjoying tho music. When lie got oil' a joke, Mrs. Lorimer was tho ouly one who did not laugh, and when Mrs. Craven proposed that Walsh and Gladys should try a new duct, Mrs. Lori mer declined she was not at nil in voice. And the conscrpicuco was that this hero if hero ho can be called of ours found him self in a state of surprise and pique very un usual lo him, aud he very doggedly made up his mind that,aflcr so many yean of tri umph, ho was not to be vanquished by this betwitchiug little woman. "Not that she iutcrcsls mo specially," he assured himself, as ho cogitated oyer his ci-- gar In his room that night "not that she ncoil resort to such cuteness and good gen eralship I must admit it is to win my ad miration. But she certainly is a duced fine woman, aud tho late lamented Lorimer is to bo regarded as a fellow of unquestioned good taste, and all that; but Bhe musn't tei her Utile feminine trap for me. All the same, I'm determined to tako her down., step or two, just lo let bcr see I can, you know." Ho nodded to his reflection In the mirror of the dressing rase, nin shortly alter, in ins sleep, ho dreamed of a rare palo face, nnd a mouth like a cleft pomegranate, .or luscious coloring. Wheu ho awoke, ho was conscious of n curious something that was very new and pleasant, and it was several seconds beloro he could materialize tlio impression. 'Ah, the delicious little Lorimer 1 Yes, poor girl I and yet sho.doscn't seem very heart broken. Fine woman, and no doubt, and nearer my style than I over thought existed) more the sort ot woman I would marry If I ever decided to marry than I ever saw. But I hope she won t fall In lovo with me, for really " Somehow, both his conceit and his assur ance failed him somewhat, and ho went down to breakfast a free and cosy to order meal at the Craven's to finil everybody finished and gone, except Mrs. Lorimer-who was dividing her tlmo between a book of costumes and an omelette souffle. She bade him good morning with a char ming, reserved graoe, and look her book and arose from her chair. "You are not going to leavo met" he sold, with a gallant depreciation in his tone and look. She ttoiled, but went relentlessly toward the daar. . "I am very much ifrald you will have to exeuso me, Mr. Warrington. I have an in engagement with Mr. VanJujn.' a Year if Paid in Advance not paid in advance, $1.25. "Demons fly nwny with Mr. Vanduyn I" Mr. Warrington thought, as ho discussed Ills coffee and broiled chicken ) and eomc how ho began to wish that Mrs. Lorimer had not been ono of Clara's guests, or else Tho same thing was repealed over nnd over all that day and ovcningind the next. Mrs. Lorimer vas captivating but unap proachable, bewildering but coollyjiiilline- ly reserved, until for the first tlmo In Mr. Walsh Warringtou's lifo ho arrived nt that point in his cxjicricnco whero ho not only feared the lady was not in love with him, but that ho was most decidedly in love with her. Moro than once, in tho course of that fort night, his hitherto pulseless heart had throbbed very undiscipllncdly nt sight of her, or sound of her sweet, melodious voice; moro than onco ho hod been cn tho point of telling her ho loved her, but it was both faint heart and fair ladv's fault. It wai tho evening of the theatricals, nnd tlio bustle and confusion of tho day had giv en placo to quiet, restful peaco. iho ladies were in their room, drcssinn' for their parts, nnd Mr. Warrington was passing through the dimly lighted jiarlor.on ins way to ins own room, when bo saw Mrs. Lorimer, sitting all alono in tho firollffht silling in a, weary, delected nltltn.lo. n.ni mado him long to tako her in his arms and comfort her. Tlio firo-glow gleamed on her shlninir black dress, its glittering jets, tho crushed, hull faded roso nt her throat, nud on lur face was a look of quiet patience. "Do not arise," ho said, as she cot off tho low hassock, in tho chimney corner. "If you knew what a picturo you mado a pic ture i mat goes straight to my heart. Mrs. Lorimer, this is tho opportunity I have been wniling for for.souio tlmo, in which I might tell you tho impression you havo made on mo howl " She gavo him a swift, startled look, iust as a gentleman camo rather abruptly into me room, in overcoat nnd gloves, and hat in hand a tall,finolookinggcntlcmaii,wlio walked straight up to her, nnd took her in his arms and kissed her. "My darling, it is so good to sco vou again I You will oxcuso mo, sir" to War rington, who stood in eager, bewildered wonder "but when a fellow hasn't seen his wife for llireo weeks you know. In troduce me, Gladys." "It is Mr. Lorimer, my husband, Mr. Warrington," sho said, gravely ; then a sudden, roguish little smilo parted her lins. "It was a very ridiculous mistake, but tho mourning is for my brothci.and not thank God I for him." She flashed n passionate glance at tbo back of tho gentleman, who was removing his overcoat, anil Mr. Warrington bowed si lently nnd withdraw, with thoughts wo will not attempt to analyze, hut in Hie full des erts of the reward of his overweening con ceit required. . 1KU A.M, 111 i; MULE. Old Isaac Saunders has just been arraign ed beforo tlio Court on a chargo of embezzle iug a mule from the church. Iko had been assigned to circuit woik by tlio conference, out naa lailed to adhere lo his letter of ccplance. In fjct.hc refused to preach after making way with the mule, and tho three churches that alternately were to receive food from him combined and had Lim ar rested. After tho examination of several witnesses n colored lawyer for the defence aroso and said; 'Do parson has do law nil on his side, bo- caso Lo 'ploys a lawyer and do church don't Dat nm a Kwcrful factorlu his resemblance An' now I ax do Jcdgo of dis Court lerletde pnsoncrlgo. I dou'tmako long speeches, but I comes down to de pint. Dis mon ain't guilty no moro nor I was las' year when da ditcd me fortlealln' a hog. Dis nm con- vincin', and do Court can't step arouu' it." 'Iho Justice also a colored man, pondered n long time, and at length said: "Do attorney hab elated ono fack. Do 'fence hab got ull do law, for do uder sido hain't 'ployed no lawyer. An I'll slate right hcah dat some powerful argument will be needed to 'vict dis preacher, unless he can't show why ho 'bczzicd do mule." Ono of the church members aroso and told how Iko had disapiolntcd tho church people by not coming, and how. after coming, ho bad startled them by failing lo account for the church property. Ike, being called on for a statement, arose ami said: "I tuck chargo ob dat circuit in good faith, but when da fulch mo out u mule tcr ride my faith commence ter suffer will do rheum atiz. Dar is two classes of niggers, de mulo haters nnd de mule lubcrs. I'so always been a muie nater. wen, last Sunday mornin I took my him book, and my testament an' mounted do mulc,'paratary ferdo holy work. Ob all things In ills worl' I think dat the mule is do unfittenest for gospel work. You can run a groun' hog thrasher and think bout David and Abraliam,but yer can't run a mule in de samo connection. I rid along a piece on' commence tcr frame my openln' prar, fibril," I set, 'we thank theo fcr thy goodness De mule stopped in de mid illo on da road an' looked aroun' at me 'quiriu'ly. I kicked him an" continued 'Lord, do craps ob do pas' year hab remind ed us ob thy ' Do mule begin to lif up his back. 'Steady ,' scs I, 'An', Lord wo is ' 'Whoa,' sez I, but it was loo late, fcr de mulo had flung me. Den I cussed an' damned dat mulo till his liar must hab been all kivercd wid sulphur, I got on him agin. Ho went on putty well for a while. Jes' as I bed 'bout got my prar half finished, wo cum to de creek. Ho tucked his head down like he wanted ter drink, an' jes as I was drawin' a long brcf. be fluug me inter de creek. I los' all my 'lieion rleht dar. an' when I walked up ter de church, I wasn't no moro fitten ter preach den do debble would a ben. Course I sold de mule au1 got de money fore I got to de church, but yer needn't ax me what I done wid hitase I lokt it ou de road, an' I reckon ycr'lo find it an' my 'ligion somewhar down in do bottoms." Ike was honorably discharged. Little Hock Gaxttc. Grutcful WoiuuUi' Nonereoeive so much benefit, and none are so profoundly crottful ana show sueli au interest in recommending Hop Bitters as women. It Is the only remedy jioculiarly adapled to the many ills the sex is almost universally suujeut lo. until. and lever, in dication or deranaed liver, constant or rar- loTioal aiok headaches, weakuws In the back or kidneys, pain in the .liouldertanddidet ent lrU of Hit body, a feelincof lassitude i and dejndeucy, are all readily remove.! by these Bitters. Courant. 19-2 The Carbon Advocate, An Independent Family Ncwspsper i -Published every SATUIIDAT., In Lehighton, Carbon Co., Pa., by IIAKIIY V. lUOItXKlltlEK. OmcE nAXRWAY, a short distance abet tho Lrlilgh Valley It. It. Depot. Terns: $1.00 ccrJiMim in Afiyance p.vkrt DEBcnirnos op rtil.t and unci To"b .Printing AT VE11T LOW TRICES. Ilnil ISclinvlor ot n Corpse. Several days ago Mr. J.McCloud,of Faul kener county, died of rheumatism. A largo party volunteered to sit up with the corpse, nnd when nljht camo many sad faces wero seen, sallowed by the mellowing light of tal low candles. Tho minister came, and enter ing tho room remarked: "Earth lo earth and ashes to ashes." Tho corpso lay on a table covered with n sheet. "I thought I saw tho sheet move." said ono of tlio watchers. "Sco If thcro is a oat under It?" The company sat still. "I am confident that the sheet moved," said the man. Tho minister aroso and lifted tho sheet, and, standing, ho looked nt tho pallid face of tho dead man. Tlio corpso's hoad left the table. The minister fell back. Stiff, stark and terrible tiie corpse slowly aroso from tho tablo and attained a sitting pos ture. The legs icmalningstrclchedout nnd tlio arms remained folded. Tho woman shrieked and ran from tho room, and tho minister reprimanding them for their weakness and want of confidence, climbed n fonce anil stood in a turnip patch. Whoa tho frightened people saw that tho corpso did not intend to follow them, they went back Into tbo houso. Tlio corpso retained tho upright position, stiff as tlio attitude struck by tho amateur on tho stage. With fears somewhat alloyed tho minister advanced, nnd placing a hand on tlio dead man's breast pressed him backward. Pro portionately as his head wont down his heels camo up, and when his head louche'! tlio board his heels wero high in tho air. Tho cause of tho dc.id man's freak was then liscovcred. Tlio muscles of tho stomach distorted by rheumatism, wero contracting. It required tlio efforts of two men to straight en tho corpse. mi m:i!Ko.','ED in; did. It is not intended that some men shall marry peacefully. Bill Skittles lives in South Arkansas. For tho past six months ho has been studying for tlio ministry nnd it occurred lo Bill several days ago that just beforo instituting a revival it would bo a good idea to get married. Ho mentioned tlio subject to n young lady and asked her to share his ministerial melancholy and hi larity, but tlio young lady said she premi sed to marry Zeb. Monk, the professional well cleaner of tlio neighborhood. "Oh, well," said tlio minister, "I am pretty well acquainted witli Zeb. and I don't believe lio'd kick." Tlio young lady finally agreed nnd Ihe wedding day was fixed. Grand prejiarations wero made. Tho girl's brothers had caught a couplo of 'pos sums ond tho old lady had baked an immense sweet potato pie. Tlio justico of the pcaco arrived. Tho turtles look their places. Tho justico proceeded with tho ceremony, when Zeb. Monk walked in and demanded: "Let up lhar, boss. Say, cap'n, turn that gal loose." I reckon I won't," replied Bill. Well, then," said Zeb.,drawlng a revolv er, "I'll kinder resott to extremities." "Seo here," remarked Bill, "are you In ycarneot about this thing?" "I reckon I nm." "Do you mean hog's head nnd turnip grcons?" "I reckon I do." "Itiglit down to corn bread aud cab bages?" I reckon it is." Well, then, you can tako tho gal. It was ouly sweet milk and pio with me. I'm in mn. I had n new pair of trousers nnd didn't know what to do with 'cm. Come n little closer. Is it f par ribs and backbones?" "I reckon it Is." "Then I know tho gal's yourn," ond. with a slight change in the leenso,the mar riago proceeded. , IIO.lIi: IlDIHJATIOiV. 1. From your children's earliest infancy inculcate the necessity of instant obedience. !. Utillo firmness with gentleness. Let your children always understand that you mean what you say. 3. Noyer promlso them anything unless you aro quito suro you can give what you say. 4. If you tell a child to do something, show them how to do it, and see that it is done. 5. Always punish your child forwillfully diobcyingyou, but ncVer punish in anger. 0. Ncvpr let lliem percoivo that they vex you, or mako you lose your self command. 7. If they givo wav to petulonce or 111- teniicr, wait till they are calm, and then genlly reason with them on tho Impropriety of their conduct. 8. Bcmember that a little prcsont punish ment, when tho occasion arises, is much moro effectual than the threatening of a greater punishment should the fault be re newed. 9. Never give your children anything be cause they cry for it. 10. On no account allow them to do at ono time what you havo forbidden, under tbe same clreumttanrer, at another. 11. Teach them that tho only sure and oaty way to appear good is to bo good. 12. Accustom thorn lo mako their lituo recitals with perfect truth. 13. Never allow talo bearing. , 514. Teach them self denial, not self indul gence of an angry and resentful spirit- Lives uf groccrymcn remind us They make their starch halfllme, And witli sugar wholly blind us. Putting sand In all the time. A man dicing left $1,000 to an individ ual who years ago ran away with his wife. He said in his will that he never forgot a favor. An ordinary sized man, supposing his surface to be fourteen square feet, sustains tho enormous pressure of 30,310 pounds. Tho Begum of Ilhorul is prqpounced one of the cleverest women in India. Tho Chewgum of Vosear is the smartest girl in New York. "How does tainting agree with my daughter?" asked an anxious parent. ' It makes her tuo red in Iho face," replied tho teacher. "Horrid little thing, without a qet of bangs to her name," is the newest Chicago phrase for dwwribing a rival, An Arkansas woman is now living with berlourteenlh husband. Bhe allude, to him playfully a, Louis the fourteenth. The kind wife wha has a smilo for her husband when he comes Into the house Wul not drive him to a saloon lo get ono. Subscribe for the Astuts.
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