J 4 Advertising Rates. desir It to jba.jsttnotly understood n .aveHlBcimniyrllP.Va Inserted In li t nn h columns ?.f TfiIintVAuvoclTti tti flay be received M(n?hnWwn parties br linns unless aceomplnl y '" olsn. The following arc our ostAr, UrmB i hut KjtUKS (10 Dimes), t)m year, each Insertion J Olx months, each Insertion............ 16 eui Three mouths,each InBertiott.i.iitul.. 20 cts. Lilhanthrteinontli6,nr8tlnsertlou $1 1 each subsequent insertion. 2 a; Local notice 10 centner line. II. V. MORTHlMBU, Publisher. OADS, noot.amil Slid HUer ilatonnr.tn.yKn -rrin'.iWitil njl.k flre.t. ' ... Jli... nilJiildAcorll warranted . Attorneys. (M AMi It. (JlI.U.VM, ATTOKNEY AT IAv, ''rEr;.rv.A'c,7 f.w.mindN, i'KNN'a. Auulll3 inJjl - - AtTOUSgT AT I.AV. UMi emer Bniqielianna onaBr.ce street" -jtirji n pttuxK. i'. j.iiytglr r iii i) nKiiVotifcn'F., ..TTOltNKT ASD CbbNS.ELLOII'A.T IfAW, ilBee rltttoini nrnuna Vloor Mnt'lou Houfo MAXtfH CHUNK. I'A Uar US con, it 1 .n Perm ;n P I'. I.OStJSTIiKr.T, mVJS 1.1 ATV'lItNKY ,lT LAW LfYiiu'B Mul'dlng. ANK -.TIlFfET IJ IlllJIITO'J. PA beoemoer IWn II. HAP"IS"t ...... n.. . m t 1 (A mik t iiT.I.sawtTO' P' -al K.Cttr ana Onlleetlon Anc Will Itu. ,11 rt ,1 Kalata ilnv.jaii.ilim '' .?"".i?'- .-. "i. ur-"iiiJ.. . "r. i ui.li.lr. bfiJiuiio in .nttrl ,.i-nan. Mot tl. B'KTII ItTllKlll. Air -US V T LAW . '21 tlo f heads Hall. Mam.Ii Olimik. Ii s. -.vni -1 I" hl u tl lw or e-ptlj ' Vat 27. lr- j. -icntiu. ATTOHNHY AT LAW, ttl'Fl K t-o. 3,SeCtnd Floor, "AK H Alflf, SlAL'Oil UUUNll, PlkHa. ;., h rt.niultwl I'J fli rnuu. 'I""0 Justices and Insurance. I CONVEYANUER, a. Tin FIN ERA. i- INSURANCE AOENT rti t tlolm Cninpsnles urS It'prientd: 1,-tilA. )i UUI'UAI.FirtK, HKA.ll.NO MUCUAL 1'lltE, A'iOMII0 I'lltli. i,otT-,viiji.u pine, . . V,t. M-(!Il)liN r INSOUA.NCE. t-su rnmflvin1 anil MntiiKl Homo rnlel M.ucu:3,lS7 IllOS. UI-.MEniill B ilfi 111) 1'WLI.irS,' O. tl-tr Dl'iLDi!.o. MAUOII OHUNK, Pa, Fire Insurance Agent. tit- POI-IOIKS In ft t.i;omiiim" A! SKM.I.E, Notary Public & Conveyancer. Fire- aiii life teraaca M, Mal'OIUMll NK, P. linsln?" lrnsaeleJ tn Eunllsh am Jrrill Phvsi-ians and dentists. Slatingt.n Dsntal Office, EST I1LIS h1870. Arlc'wl TeetQ Hade to Mm fte OriaialCoiitOuTofljps&Ciieel's. L. CAMI'ItEUf. Vili.imi Ti.kth A rSfclt.TV. te'. 4-l.v W I I Dill ''1(1111 , ;UI!'iEOX DKNTIST, ja.lfis li. p ifciw ii.il iwrvUv to the )eo. I ile of Mu'i.'h flmnU, Iicluiliton, Weissport, ratkertnu an l v .j'.uity. li'FIOEi OppiUi the liroadway itouse DnOADWAV, MAUCII CHUNK, Ta. 1'resU Ij.m;hui ' (las always on hand.. All wirlt ijuarjnleal satisfactory. augJ-yl t.r,f(i . m. 'I. Ciuntv, Pu '..!de i. .. (FT) Vl ., .1 oni 7 a m. lo i n. m l' to n ns n ill ,l-".ni 1 a.'o. Ic 12 now iinac. t"dli in. tlennvi I.nuai eKn ,Jioa-4l.l.lffp. Hor.Jl.ll -.ik sii v nuu. it.it.. u is N,nuif(ii:t.s u i j nr In.it ai.'I Si.'l nth.. I e . , Arrl 3. p t Kt VK.it ii a. i Krisu's miuo rOltlS. UAMvHr.LrtlUGH'ION.PA. 4irio ract cnftttoutiril to, nnd Bl'liOIA1 WC 1UJ UIVN ro l)X12AHIK OF WOM ( marSl .tfl N". ii if unit, m, i). V. s IIimihUiIiik SurKnin. IIA.'TI-'ISO PHVialUIAN aildBDi (IKON, frlCEi if it 8' ei't, fiEIlEtt'S BLOCK, LeUuh. oi'r l'a. May tie cn sa'unl in the O -rni u Latniruifte, Vov, 3 5 1)R 3. O II. SIEOF.nT x SONS Angostura Bitters, An article of oyer Fifty Vi'tirs' Standing. da meat invicnr tur v nte I. lusttf eelt T.lHlf'U t- exqu .tie flrfo uujexumi'i. ,ar MrUXIMiL v.itui). it 'ip.-oi tOf -.piMiit'1 and cure dystietiAla, irr o in i fevei Mil aauo ncick.ii; ivlxld"i' m erfrel 'ith. i ut it. o ji-i it prewis tUe da-l tfttttt oi a '. Coi ira or eertldcaiaai if aaa.a o w uifa.i eiof :in. ii . l.i.a a .d nle&ilsu of the w iW re ,-ard n i wbouwaio ess d tntr are o seed m m.1 txtx . . 8od b it. princinal ifiooar. drnsalata and GIIAItl.K'i f. HllfP.y, "jtMmllm Oor.l.n.11. JUW Ksi eac t-tRi, York. AiV l-4Mi, H. V. Motif itimku, Proprlot.oi'. VOL. VIII., No 1. Railroad Guide. pUIbA. & IllCADtno UA1MIAOD. ArratiKcment ot riseriRnr Tralus. . J kovuMtinitifTit. isi, . ' . Trains leVBAt.l.KNTbWN anfi.llowsi- VIA rIIKIOJlN IlAILnOAH). For riitlHdelpWa.at -Hi; 1.45, 11.40. a.m.. nd S M t. W. Tor Plillsileiolilii at l..n. m-A!! d. m. Ma BAnrrrxNA miAKCii.) I'nrrie illna.i.M, KU.n m 12.10. 4. 0niflSM or "irrlsonrB 5 5 ACS v. m.. 12.10.4 an AniWiM ' or Liitieatcr inrt Colnm'na, 8 5 W- a.m. ami 4 .11 11 111 tJ.NIiAVS. l or ilcalln r, ItarruintrK, .inl way 111 nt, o.ts o. ui. , . . . :. IVrA TETftLr.llKM.) i For PSifeilflnin rim If Vk llfpot 4.4S.fC . lV.rW.liai.el limlluiu U At lev l M a- yiuiui roil A if I. IS 'lOWNlenveaKlnllnWfi (VI V I'ltllKlUMKS IIAIUIOAII.) Iienve rhildelpuiu. 7.4U a. 111., 1.0J, "I.Jo no 0. t.tjavferiiltelphli B." ".m ni d 3 li p. m. I VI A KAS T I u.f.i.iii eavo lle.iilUB ,.-Ji l..u. ui.,..l u.5. fuilo. ,?ao Ilanlsi.ui:.5l6,8(audt'.!5 a.m.. i.4" ami i.ao n. in. - . . I.OHT0 ifaueaaler, 8.0f a. m.. I.00 aim 3.sn p. ni. tfuaifCeluuibla ;.s.i a. in .(3 ami J 10 p. m SUMMVN. .rnro tte.1(ltll(r.7.0 a. Hi. U'vuIIaiilMiii!,83 a.in. (VIA H1S111I.I.11II.M.I otvo lillri'elDlla 7t.. t. m. 5.! 3- ' 100". "1 niiMlav J 3 1 a m . .' 11. ni. , Tralus ran ko lima 1 rim to aim f mm ilrp t Stli and (ireoi. streetK. I'litli-rio'iilili other tilnio .Ilium 111 o.ut street ilrpnt. fiaiim Vi 11' l.iiei.ein run 111 u i- nun. I) 'it. except t om innrkoill). ... Tnn.141 .,ii ii.nl ..55ti. ii. irnlnainini All.nr toni.iiinl tlio7.4 a.m ami SI p. m. trmnj Irmii PiillBrti-ipnu. liso llirougu cars to and Irom I'ullailoipn 11. ,,-,- autrnl Mannaer. C n HANCUCK. Ofn'l roJ.& TieA-t Ijeiit. lit. 13 Hotels and Saloons Eating and Drinking saloon, Lewis J. Ciikistman, Prop'r. This well-kept anil exci llinuy n icu nnna- loon is toeilleil loree uooro bwt. lallorlnirstnrc, on HANK STUKKT. LEHnHTOM. Pa. Il-rirner & Enirlor's FhllaiUlplila ltccr al ways ..n Tap; Iholec t'igarr, and all Kiiuis 01 lEuirctflluienis 1(1 ovwsui.. Vv e Ifin i'Ii itjt "aliinla Vi-'lit: PatronnKo solicited. Jlay 17 1879-ly Astor Place Hotel. UUHOPfiAN PIf AW. stur I'liicc, !5tl Aw. n i! Silt Strcot, (tirro'OTROoor'Kn InbtItUTk.) NUW -volt . Best Location In tho Ulty. Elevated Hall road and tlvo oilier lines puss the door. Kouins W cts. to 2 per Hay. JJy Hie Week fi and upwards. April la-mo OPEN AMa NltlUU NATIONAL HOTEL, CU'I'.AXIT M., nc-iir Itrouilwav, HOT 11ICISS & l'ONl). I'miirlrtors. On the lliirortcim IMim. ih. Ilt-.l urfilil Cale nnd I.uncti Unirn at- iiiclieilaio unmipsifi'dtor clieanieja and lex. PCLiuiinnlf-eiviev. HioinaO els loJ2pe,roy. 54 to ll nor iL. Convenient tn nil htmit ui.ii r.ly H llroada, .,... XT . .1 1... 1.1 SUtf FUIIVITUIIF., iNT .JVIY tliV.ffi.' J ill ip.yi JOHN F. IIALBACII, Instructor of Music, (Kano, Organ, Voice anil Theory.) IfEUIGHTONj.rA. OPINION'S OF TUB Piinss. Ills pupils iwnk lilu-lily or Ids ability as a t.ncncr. Mlmlown ChimMe. lie Is well quittifie.l To. his calling Cata iduo'ia Uisiialtli ..... Ilul.ii niirlhy illfelpio or H lyden, Slotnri. Hfi ilinven. We have had tho piuisuroiitllst cnlpir In lil reiullilon ot the tlld Masters and were otiiinne.1 with hts loucliand ueeullon SMfnafsn rtvn. ole ugenl rur Ibe J. & C. Fischer Piano and, also, M A-O.V & IIAMIaIN and NEW ttAVE.Vi OS.OKUAfNh. For particulars, lerins. Ac., Aildrrss. JOHN F. lUMiAOIt. Aug. 2, lsJO.-ly. Lehlghton, Pa. J?KCB TOLEDO BLADE. NA'JBY'S PAPER. BEFORE YOU KS'Slo0,1.' .'Oiim.Mii'ni., ot riij! T'lLi no iii.Ain;. n ,i , uuiiiiiinlii Lnr' t laji-Weekly l'a tint alt v.loui C'ommiia u.ie l wi h e. ieful.v , re i .1.. loud iiri muiiei uf i teiol amvaiuolo t.o pi' m va'laoi tin uuii. n htat.'a SlMaUlAla F MATURES. All tlio lieitui'inn m who bvp '""ue -HE JJI.AliS h inmi'tt ul. OM- llio unuen ins . i .1.1 n ii. .Tlv rnn. lilieil. liatne'V I 111 IMf) timi'L ncif t t't .Mi.jiim.i!it:d Di'iuocrat c mtl tick . KV PlT'tULKUU V A'AMIY, WIllCU ar tfiliifii XtrPoH, ft 'lull hladu our UUPaiiuui Ui I'AUiur.NT ai.rii Un4ii rv 01 u-nccii: .1 ailumwuou mn cubj cm oimlrie-t iii .v.rr Mmihiii YOU NO lTOrLE'S lJEl'AUT- Hi. NT i u Utt ik IKiMiilnum otubrao U.e rvi tli' Uil ntem Wil ami Muiuori The i 1Kb!' TOitIKl.'"n lUlUnd -elected AMSWKUS tii 'iiii.irNi'D.-.nitMA.nnil 111 Jlo-t T.ew lioui u mini nuil ih evi'iywhtv iff KU'icii a tli .nr.. alP.n.1 111) I KM W N AN tl F A M I Is V f A " i 1'niiiiftiuvi iivwlitro 'iiv it uuil ou will mivt wilu u i witmmt ;i A ndenonviile Prison Sketches, ov Out who whh U.iio A new B ri Ht rr wi aa cifituuei'Ci'n Nov. 4li. Another one will torn i.ai.i n ,1. loll I " r TKUM- Mti .0 eopv, por y r l!J i Bit enutfiil.il ocli tin or moie i op.oa t'.u, c ell an-1 nn ext-r. eopv wall ever club ol ten. .Siieflmeu oitie ..em tree. f.cnd Im nun ,Vd. iliw TULUIIO lltfAUK. I le.io, Olito. Fifty Thousand Books Tor Mtlf ait llutf Irlcc. "'e nre now olli'rlug to the outilio, postace prFt'Sl.1. ni ONK-UAW- Ibo rt Kiilar iirUe ,fl ly inOi.saU'l volllii'ea ut clinicn bonka, coiululsilia II iotv 'ti rnpliy, ncilou Pn rv ilumui. MHUCUI.Urllglin andSoieUtlue Worka.idltluli' nf Htai.ila u vutbnrs eto.. oto ihean uookf are vtected by our Mr. IxicK iNasbrliroru 'he .irlea o mo iiailinft pubilxbera ol tho tou tir, a e all NKWaoit Pltc.sii nnu mo llio UiKNTICAi. HDITION hsml'i rt tir uieie tali Imakaeliria. We have m vleil ttiouaandaof tanae tinoka lo el part -ol the riVntiy, and evrj boot sent oiu la AiiltAMlIll tn lie XAUlIfV A - UKPlttsisKNrtfU and logie E.MlltEMATIBPAOriON. CATA1)GUES FREE. .Voliavet.riniel a lingo and c ininete eata lojiueof nur Uooka, j.rraii -fyl bv Mibjoets una on Hupl'Ditioii will mall ci.inea frrofi uuvad. dres We shall alo i e ir.ail lo afu. frro .peei men CO' lea ol " ' e HLAPII lionevu' Bakert oilo mi. ".It vfr-onaiMuiluK IlilafilV' rti'nient me eordiallv m He4 u -.do u. b, -n-ta initlfr oherwii.o 111- namiwii tht'inaHive-i and filenda Aderea. TOLi -0 III An H, Ton oo. onto. Kisley's Witch Hazle. (lur-s Head, he, Hams, Hl'ialna, Wounds, I Ou's, It .ruiuailsiii, I'o,'lliebi . E.raehe. etc., 1 elo i'ariau.ieilequ.illuqU4ltty toaiiyuiade, I ai luirthe price. Sin llulllra '5e. Pint llottlrs 90c . Have yi ; s'.ok, of Have your drusgtst order, ir fie has not In Mannfacturerofand Dealer In STOVES, RANGES AND HEATERS, Till and SheeMM'Warc aiifl General House FnruisliiiiE Goods. icno ori mid SI'OUI'IKR rthtie; tit ort liotieo hml'nt iAiwest Cosh Prices. slv am tlien"thmfl nee' tfnf.tlinPalo ot the olio 111 KJMVr-(JLAul eroVEH rJu:siLVi:ii&ooi.Ds;uDALcoou. nu. Lioji niouHB i ook TlIKilAVFLOWEll liAVOK, Till! BUNSUINi: JIANOUand HioNFIV AKCUOll IIUATIiTl. and am Selling thtni VK1V i'IIKA loi-C'imh. Mrereltndol MOVE Q and FlIUv Itltli Ks ki'pteoiilHUtlvon hind. Stiiru on SOUTH Street, A few Hour above Dank St., LE III Oil TON. entral Caniage Works,' Janlc St.. Lolnlitoii, Pa., Aro prepared to Manufacture Carriages, Buggies, Sleighs, Spring Wagon, &c, Or every desenptlon, In tho most substantial loanncri auu at ifowest uaen iricos. Itfialrlng l'roiiiiitl' Altcudctl to. TUEXLEIl & KREIDLEtli April 29, 1879 yl Proprietors. QAItitOJi AllYOCaVTfi CHEAT1 JOB PRINTING OFFICE, LEHinilTOX; PA. ICvery description of Pnntlng, from a Visiting Card to a Poster. CABDS, III 1. 1. HEADS, 1.KTTER IIEAbs, NOTE HEADS, BTATEMENTS. mOUUAMMES. POSTEItH, IlASDIHIfLS, DODO PUS j C'lROULAnS, S1IIPP1KO TAO", BNVEIfOPES, TAMPUr-ETH, HY.IfAWS, &C 4.C.. Ilnne In the best lumiiicr, at very Lowest Prices. U'o ave rreoarod lo ito work at es cheap rates as hit oiuce untie Htr.io iiai ceaia nouestiy with H Litatomers. OUIlilOTTO IS Cheap, Prompt & Reliable. (VOrders b omall recivo protnM nttentlon. Oi'liiti' Ituinu 31 .iilo Dread! L WHY GO IIUNOTIVI onyoucanBuyCf, lioiinui i x l'li-M ui.as ureau FIVE LOAVES FOR 25 CENTS I J. W. O'NHAI,, the popnlnr llread and Cake It.iKer.of Ifeliiahtuu mcr.'4l-ioroP(.t Hie iTants oftlielitut'S hns lleou.fd at IT ooof bis ceie lirutwt Uoiuo Undo UIU.A jto Five Lonve.i forTwi'iity-fiveCts. Caali. Buirnr, Itulalu Ouco nat fccotcli, Dlop Cream auil Liber gAKEN only Teli Cents per Dozen. Look Out for lliu VllBon! At MAUon CHUNK, nn Tuesday. Thursday aud Hatnrdiiy Homing-. L EH I (1 1 1 ro N ami ill I B jl'O RT. every After- uotiu eirept Friday. TERMS STRICTLY CASH I Patronaao -elicited J. W. O'NEAL. nl'OtlEt Opposite Flut National llmiK. aprllayi llnnr .feet. Leutghtnn ra. Important to Farmers 1 1 The umleralglgned rails the attention of nruiers anvi oiuers if llio laci inai oe is now .Manutuciurlmr, In connee'lou with 11 0 N E M E.-l L, a superior article of Super-Phosphate ! Uuarantccil to be Made frfm PICKED RAW BONES, which Is far euorlrto any either nowlatbo luatket,- i u it a Purcly Bone Fertilizer ! I respertrully ask that a fair find honest trial of MY PllOPUATE be made, ldo not claim that houictpatblo Unses will work wondrrr.but recommend a liberal upplirall n and a thorough test, and 1 am satisfied to ai.lde by the result. For further particulars, address A. AKNER, New Mahoning, Carbon Co., PA Au 30-wb Ttyf.6jA V4iAlt, lU lUutiOit I iBSldii- iu rour nvu locally, n 1JJJ rliV. Women do wvUu .iien, Au..y iv no wore tuu I in? aimmiitt4ifi4u uvc. avNu.noo it imi to oiulvt' uio ty 'St Au- one cin do thn work. You oau in air ft out ft ruiaUlo finntnur vdi-o lUiZ tuuri'vuuipk'nuna ip.ie tlueto the outl iicM. It f("U ujtii nt to try tu& ouwniwit. .Notliiiit; Hki il lor iuuhct uiatviuv uveruffuud blithe, .iiutuiei" nliMMiut au i tucuy iwiioi Ui6 Ktta'itM. it joa wauitokbuw 11 about tbtt oet pis iBg butUntu bifuro c be tobi emu aw tour 'itbltft iwd w l I wud mu full par tli'uuit uml priMts frwi (it . umn e uorth t 4iw fre t yQ mn tbua h Kke up your mtnil tar rnurMhl AdAri U&OUiK n.'lfSfcUrK 4;CO tN4ajnJ, Utc. .?ua7fr-ry. INDEPENDENT" LEIIIGIITON, CARBON COUNTY, rpilE SLAilS0I0 PLANING MILL AKD Cabinet Ware Factory, AT SUTIXUIOX. JOHN BALLIBT, Prcpr., l-enlMn all kindi aurt bIkob of Tine, Hemlock Uftk Mini ltatl Woov Luinoci, mm jm, pi itftted to oxecuto nuy uueunt uf orders for DresseD Lumbeii OF ALlf KINDS. Doors, Sashes, llllinls, Slmttov, Jloiilillnt'S, Cnliitit't M'aic, tic, With l'roinptncss. Brackets Made to Order. Thft Mnchlncrr 1 n U now and or the best and lunst Jmproved kinds. I emidoy uone but 11. best workmen, ihc wfil rtraaouoil ami irond nn. trrldnnd anitliei eforenbln tnKtiArnntPorntirn MtWnctton tonU TTho mavtavnr tnowllh a rail. Ordem ov mail piomptlj attended to. Mr clmrrtf nrp in'i rut1 lerm bash or ihterert charged alter thirty oavs. aivK miTa CAfX. rV Thosp cnrBgpd In IJnild njt will find It t ih(Mrftdrmtni?e t hvc Id lug, Flnoi fin nn In Doorn, a(iea, liutitn, Ac.. Ac. mrde at thl Fni-torr. .May lOyl JOHN 13A LLIkT. HAT HANDSOME GOODS! AND WHAT A SPLENDID VARIETY ! Istlio-l'jilrcrsal Verdict of all who Examine tue fto, iTcsii spring tocl of Dlotlis, Gassimeres, Vestiugs & Saitliio-s, For MEN'S. BOY'S ami YOUTH'S vk n lust rccelvci at tho MEKOHANT TAlLOli 1NO bTOUE .1' II; II. PETERS, Agent, POST OFFICE HVIIjIJINO, The Popular Clothing House IN LEHK1HTON. Every Department Is full and complete with uia .iui-si fiuveiucB. Perfect Fits and Lowest Prices" tho motto flU24-tf Hi 11. 1'ETfltti, Agt e; f. luckenbacu. Two Doors lldow tha "Broadway House MAUCII CHUNK, PA. Dealer in all l'altcrns of Plain and ranot Walfl'IPsapersj Window Shades, Paints & Painters' Supplies, LOWEST CASn P1.ICE8. No Patf ht No Pay. PATENTS obtained for Inventors in tho Tjtiitcd Slates, uanacia and r.uroie, at rcilucwl rntcs. With our principal ollico lncntcil in Washington, ilircclly opixisilo the Unileil States Pnleirt Ollico, we mo nUo to ntteml lo all patent business with prater promptness anil des patch and nt less cost limn ether patent at torneys who nro at a diftaiico from Wash ington, nl!d who have, therefore, to employ " associatcattornoys." Wo make preliminary examinations and furnish opinions as to patcntnblity, frco of charge, and all who arc interested in new inventions and patents are invited to send for a copv of our "Guide for obtaining Patents," which is sent free to nny nddrcbs, and contains complete instructions how to obtain patents and other valuable matter. Wo refer to tho German-American National Bank, Washington. D.C.: tho Hoval Swedish, Noi-vegian and Danish Legations, at Washington; Hon. Jo?. Casey, lato Chief Justice U. 8. Court of Claims: to the Gflicials of the U. S. Patent Office, and to Senator in a embers of Congress from cxery Slate. Address: LOUIS BAGflEK CO.. Solici tors of Patents ami Altorneysnt Law, LeDroit lllllMlllg, Vl AB1I1NOTOX, u.u. ilccTi Ol I r O Ofnllklnds TUMOnS.ilt'fbar K 1 1 P IS kpm nf 0011 ftr inunw n3 I I l-W nil .Itx.-nHcs fif hn IlFiTrM qmrklv ond iwrfwtly cutod bv u oiiup.P miO- HtioiimiK ni'a.iij'aiii. ri irinrmsiKUi atiHH h 1U1 J. l'AUKUAi'O.VJAuut.. Y. JAVIU BIII2UTS Livery & Sale Stables BANK STUKIST.lilSlitQnTON, Pn FAST TUOT l'ING HORSES, ELEGANT CARUIAGES. And positively LOWIUt PltlOKH than any oiucr iavvtj in me uojuir Larrfe sul bnndftomo Carrlficfs for p.mprHl mrposesuna wtwaiut. ijayiu kuukxvi- IIUHIMNDS Calcined Ma&icsin9 Foutt First Paeuivk Medals Awarded, iforo ogreeali1 to tho Tmup. and Smaller Dos than otlier i(ni-Hla, ror "In In OiTerument htampd Hot lies, at Druffnt-wau'i couturv Htoios, unit ur T. J. HUSBAND, Jr., 1'HII.ADEIPHIA MEAT MAHKET ! Uaulc Street, Lclilghtan, OIIAItLES KIPP, PacruiETun. Charles Ktpp desires to eall attention of his" menus auu i uiiomeri 10 me laei inai no tin oinol A MEAT MAltKET oppoalte the I'liiuio Miuare. rrani street. i.eniguiou, ra.i wuere may ue luuuu ai an limes The Best Fresh Meats In Season, Ilcef, Ifftiab, Veal, Hausage. Ho-letfn-i. if. Term IS HHEAP As THE UIIKATK-- r. ratronaKe soiiritei Aug.30-ly. Oil AS. KIPP. I7S0I lltr spndlnn JSre nts.wiih are hluht 103 loulijr ol eyes and hair, you will re DIlSllT I'wre by reluru in.ll a correct le turuul yur rut,ute husband orwlle, with ntfil. anddafeof ufarrla'we. Addiess. IV. CUA, uos it lauonviiie. r. v. Live ana Let Live." PA., SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 2!), 1879. A rill.L.IIACK. A lltlls "Pali.bsolt" sought oil. day The gates of Paradise: Su Peter wiped his spectacles And rubbed his ancient eysl. Aid throngs of faratl. aai.l Olmi With curious gsi. the whlls, Intent, as ladl.s always art, To SI the latest style. Tho Snlnt pnt on bis glasses Ihenj An bserratlnu took, . "What 1 what I" be said, "thll ttaverses, Th. laws of 'mustn't look." "Tied back In front i piled up behind I Twill never do, I rear 1 The thing Is too ridiculous; You cannot enter hero I" What did she do, my curious I She got behind a tree, AUd In a lllTy out sho came, At angels ouUt to bo. St. Peter kissed her then, and said, "Paas lu.ray Hale dear. Hut mlml, you inusn't Introduco Such naughty lashlons hofo;" Bertrand's Discovery. In a room in nn humble street near one of tho largo hospitals sal Bertrund Fermoy. Though scarcely over thirty, his chestnut hair displayed many threads of gray, while his handsome face, with 'its highj broad, intellectual forehead, was haggard ittltl mle from over study) too Binull euro for the bialy'a nouiishmeut, und tl)s canker of a great troublo hidden deep ill the recesses ul his heart. One of the wails vras covered with rows of books, anciellt and modern, chiefly on tho subject of chemistry, psichology, pa thology and anatomy. Close to another had been constructed n small furnace, whllo under tho window was a largo deal table, on which stood retorts, crucibles and tho usual paraphernalia of ex (erinieiital chemistry. The only bright siMt in the placo wes in one corner, where stood a clean, low bed, containing a pale, hnudsomo boy of uboul two years, asleep. His golden hair streamed in bright curls over the pillow, and one tiny hand was pressed to his rosebud iiinuth. It was tho bnly child of Bertram! Fcr moy, who sat at the table tioriug over a lurgo volume, often making ruiUs, mid oc casionally watching with much auxiety a crucible in the lurua v. Ho was on tho cvo of a great discovery ; n discovery that hud lieeil tho dream of Ins life; n diccovcry that would Inaka him the benefuclorof his' nicc', mid honored among his fellow-men. For tho former hd toiled. He heeded not the latter. For thirty-six hours ho had not slept. 'Oh, Heaven I" ho murmured, rbriiptly, like the hitler moan m.ido by ilientul pain, as lio pasted his hand oyer his eyes. ''What a moment of delight, of unspeakoblv jn.v, this nt niiu ijiiia would have been to mul Now I work aS a creaturd of liabit, even as tho blind mllt-horso treads his mo notonous round. Ambition I 1 no longer possess it. Wealth I it has no charms. lull bccniiso this has been tho dream of my Ho becuuso I must becuuso u stronger power tbau my own comjielj mo onward. Uaht" he added, irritably j ''why do I givo way to such thoughts ut a time when I need my brain 8o eicr?" Hiding, he bent over the Crucible. Its contents api tared to bo progressing to his sn'tislactiot!, for ho agaiu returned to hi) eat. Hitrdly had he dono So, than a moaning cry Irom llio child amused him. "What is it, Bertie, my man?" ho asked, kindly, though the habitual saducss of his toucs was still apparent. Tho child did not reply. Ho had uttered the sounds iu his slumber; but after that ono glance, Beitruud Fermoy, taking tho lamp, knelt cageily down by tho bed. The littlo fellow's Ihei ks were Hushed, his lips crimson, hts infant forehead on traded with suffering, while his tiny hands were flung restlessly ovor the coverlet. Tho practised eye of tho doctor undei stood those signs at once. Tho fever which had I'een raging in tho neigiiboi hood had utlaeked hU buy. Ill ill, iwrhap-i imb death I" hi ctted rising erect ami throwing up his arms. "HI, and nu mother to soothe to iiurso him I Oh, curse He stopped. The fiereo light faded frim his eyes. His arms fell to his side, Notwlthbtandiiigall ho had to bear he hoi never cursc.d hsr. He could not oven now Dropping on his liticcs by tin child couch, ho sobbed bitterly. As he did so, like a vision tho p.irf came vividly back to him. Ho saw himself again thooountry doctor's assistant, with that discovery' dlifflyT but "3 floating poVibility in his brain. Hfisuw it the purjmso' of Iiil life; hie solo ambition to bo tho discoverer. , Again he saw himself at the risk of'llfe, staying the runaway horse of Alice Kenijal, tho Squire's Daughter j rescuing her from certain Injury, perhaps destbf For tli it the Squire, wringing his hand had called him friend, giving him praise and thauks. But Alice had been more generous. She had boetowed her love upon the gnod.looMug, studious doe'oT thougli all tho world hud said it Wf5 Captuiu Lascelles's. He saw once more in that mental vision their clamleetino meetings, and ,bel:cld the loving ptidein her eyes as sho heard uud en tered into his hopes and ambitions. Once more he taw her standing with him under the, elms ono midnight; ho eoiiTess ing how dear sho was to him, yet fir her sake bidding her reflect beforo (ho cast her lot with hist that she was renouncing family, luxury and comfort, perhaps for 'penury. Ho still felt the pressure of her hand as, placing It iu his, sho had said,-" I w mid suf fer that and more (uryou, ncrtrand." Then, with a smile, " Come, lore, am I to elepe with you, or you with me?" He recalled their home, at first so happy ; then tho birth of ihoir boy ; then the change, comfort In having un old friend near ma, Alice irritable somuwhat iu her fretlul i W,u aouid ulk uf tny late home aud fauu miaxls, mocking hisdnsoovery; saying money i y, OueiUy, however, Captain LvukMlles and eae were Utterthuu wasting oue's days threw u(l' the mask. It was llw last straw clia'ing a will-o'-lh-ivip. I on the camel's back. I lellukuio lulplei. Her repining fur the nunfurU she had re'- nounccd theoparnnco ' Oaplain ls- celles once or twice in the neighborhood then Aliee's flight. Whither? ' BertMud Fvj-inuy had (jjade no effort to disciiver, inusJileesUi bring her Lack. Wbyjwbroii)ohati4mip"w'. - . 1.00 If Why; when her lore had gono to an other! Only nitt of his own life all sunshine had departed forever. Ambition was dead. Tho feeling merely reinalnii'1 that ho must perform his destiny; Ho, must make that discovery, "Thank Heaven," lid ilioilght, "sho has loft mo,nTy laiy." Fearful, ltdwovcr, that Ms unfaithful wife might after awhile seek bi obtain her child, ho had sold his practice1, end, with Bcrtlo iiad hidden away inthispKlr neighborhood, where ho had tolled on; until auccest mid fever had entered his home together. Then all tho abnvo passod rapidly through Irs brain. Then tho child's necessity ooourrcif 0 him ; cooling medicines were required. Ho rose, and after a careful 'examination of th'e crucible, taking his hat, tan down stairs. In th'e nextlstrcet was trMrugg!st,'nd to th it ho directed his steps. The night was darHi-raitl was falling, but Berlrand Fermoy was ton engrossed by his new sorrow to heed it, or.lhat he w.h beinx followed by a woman, who glided over tin pavement niter liim. Rh was thickly vail ed, and drcssod in rich but dark Blllre. When he entered tho shop sho watehed hliu eagerly, almost nervously, through the window. Winn ho came futth sho ellrpnk quick li back into a dark doorway. Yet, as he hur ried iristi'hiilf extended hor luind,as if ehe would have arrested his progre'sj But her uhil lell down to her side again . sho sighed, Waited, then flitted uwuy on his truck. Reaching his rami, Beltrami Fer moy, pouring the medicine lit u glass, knel ilnwii by tho littlo conch. The child wu" moaning softly. Tcndrly the father plac ing his arm round tho tiny form, raised it. "Come, Berlie, my man," ho said, quiet lv, "tlritlls this fur papa, Bertie will then be better " The boy opVitfOd his largo blue eyes with pirtiul recognition, swallowed Ibe drug and drupgicd back upon his pillow. The doctor had been too occupied to nolo the sound of a light step ascending; had he, he would not liavo connected it with himself. But now, as, rifing, ho tlitned, ho started back with n great cry, for there, on the threshold of the door he had left njur, was the woman who bad followed hint. Even while he gazed as one who regards a spirit, she entered swiltly, and dropping oil her knees, throw bick her heavy vail. Tho fucd disclosed was beautiful, but, pale, and the largo gray eyes were full of li huu gcring myrow. Extending her hands, sho pleaded in mil sic.il tones; "Oh, Berlrand, look not on me thus I I nits no spirit, but your foolish err ing wife, who at your I'cot prays for jiar- don." The words aroused In m Indignation blended with sooni ill Ins expression, Step- piiiK back, he cxclunned, "Pardon I lleneu wnmaii. Since you loft my roof it lull been honest. I will keep it & Hor.ool t" she, repeated, hor lurgo gray eyes npeiiiiig wide, "Ucrtrunu, I may uuy, Heaven knows I hayo acted looliohly, wrongfully towari you I But never have I been unfaithful in my lovo ; never have 1 bruught disgrace on your name nor my own V He burst iutd d low, hard laugh, "Ynilr witnesses, madam V" ho rctoited, bitterly. "Would you bring Captain Los-; celles as one ? Pray have you lired uf hitn, or he of you, that you aro hero?" "Uertraud t" Sho hud sprung tu her feet, as If he hud struck her. Her tale el'eek was Hushed her eyes brighU'iied ; then, m tremblim: ae tents, sho added, "Oh, Heaven 1 truly am 1 punished moro than I cui bear. Bertram! Bertram! t" and eagerly she stretched forth her clasped hands "you surely never be lieved, have never been living all this while under that cruel belief of tho wife you once loved. 'Foolish, selfish I liavo L"eeu ; never guilty." Ho laughed ugain.but hisglanco wavered, Tho recollection of his i.issioir for the wo man before hinl began to turgo about his hcVtrt aud brain. Could she who had lain on his breast- could that puro face, those clear eyes, mod ing his in pain, Hot fear, leally belong ti such a being us ho had imagined her? Finding he did not uooTcr, Alice Fermoy proceeded Inoro firmly, "Ueiiraiid, not nut of your love, fur thai pnlbably is dead, but out of your justice, I usk, 1 demand .! ymi lo hear me. U I.h tint ill yuiir nature judge me unhenrd." "I would shut lily sars, for trnihen hav serpent tongues us well as licarla," he tin Bwered. with a cruel bitternerf, Ihat .truck pain into lilniso'lf. "But you aro hero; so siHAlk' I limit listen,-" "Oh, Bartrund 1' she tnilrmtiroit, piteous. ly, "I lievo deserved much, but notquito tin;! HodiiVtiot answer, only bowing his howl for lie began to fear his uwii weakmM, uud dured not look ut her. She Kent on. "Berlrand, as you aro an-are, I renounc ed family and home for your love, which would have sutislicd mc, had I nut been of a Jealous disposition." ''Jealous 1" Ho thro his head up surprised "Yias; I was jealous of your studying your discovery, which-look you su much fnun mo. I Rut fretful in my solitude. I mistrusted this discuvery. I saw liuw much better you tjiight have made uur iosillon hud you acted as. other doctors. I believed I held but a second place in your heart. The poverty I could jiavs boruo with ynu by in sido becumo hateful. 1 brooded un til Irillcj grew to fierce gricviinoei. I be gun to thiuk you were mud in wasting your tiuioj Ihat something should ho, dune to savoyou. At this peihal, when irritation at your supjauoJ neglect possessed me, I met Captain Lasvelles," Bertram) Fermoy leaned quickly f mvard "He uotad the change in my iippoaranw:. lleoll'ere.1 symiMlhy, Uliii.llv I uonujiUai it. I made iiliu my euutl lalit I fuiiu.l To avoid llus man I Uud from yaj, lu my talher, for prouoliuu. I was wrung; but, j Birjjrand, were you wiylly without bhipiij I "He did not answer; only a shurp spm coutrajted liiiface. . , "J ftuud (lie Hall cIosa! ; iny fathjfr was ' wjtistsnenr. I fjlhwoJ; uil rrivcU a Year if Pnid in Advance. not aid in ndvnncc, $1.25. thcro to fall ill of fever. On recovery I told my tale. My father wrote to you. The letter was returned. You had gone." "I believed you tvero glad to have been rid Ofa dlscohtentcd wife. My father de lighted to surround tno with every klndnes, restored the belief, and, believing tny love was dead, t accepted my new life." "Bui," and Alice Fcrnmy's tones now trembled slightly "again I had misread my heart. I soon found the poverty ond Miludo I had had with you were noycr so Inteful as the luxurious ease I now ehjoypd. t craved, Bertram!, as a wrecked sailor craves for rescml, for a touch of your hntnl to Bi-e your ryes gnio upon me ns f.noe they did. For nnnths In secret have I lrie,d to find you, To-night I have succeed. cd. Berlrand, do vou believe what I have lid? Will you pardon will you lako me back home?" The struggle within the man Was ilcYre and long, btit his sense nf wrong conquered. "Hninol he ejaculate! with a hnish laugh, ns he glanced tumuli "Truly, Ihla aiks a suitable one lor Squire KendallV heircsl" " BcrtrH.nd, it'is not Squire Kendall's heir ess, hut your wife who pleads. Oh, havf ynu no pity? Unnoticed Iiv either, the child had risen' n the bed. Now, extending his tiny hands, he criivl ! Mamma dear mamma I" Bertie, my laiy I' ejaculated Alice per moy, In tones that thrilled the husband. Swiltly slielmd darted to the bed. Kneei ng there, she had clustd the child tn her rcn.t, pressing a shower o. kieies on his fevered f ice. " Grent Heaven 1" cried Bertram! Fenmry, is wli.de love reklndl"d for his wife in ircsenc" of her daiucr. "Wnmaii, ymi know nut what you dot A virulent fever lias been inning In thli neiglthorlt'md, and an 1 and tho Inly has ill" A startled glaiico leaa'it 111 lln'grny eyes r.iiseil lothesiiciilier, but tho child was clasp ed chHcr yet. Our Bertie III, and you would have hid len him from mo? Oil, Hcrlrand I" she ex claimed. "Heavori has been kind in bring Ing mo here at this time! A fhother's place s bv her sick child." "Alice," cried Bertrund FormMy, hoarse ly, "this ffver Is fearfully contagious. Put lown thut hoy t" ' Nut, Bertrund, until I am forgiven. I have nn dread of dentil till then," she ro ilicd, calmly, firmly. He trembled with violent riliotinu. " Alice, il' whut you have said be true, 'IN I, mil you, to blame," he cried. "Forgive me, in v wife I" She lhi to him, and, with n burst of joy ous tears; lull nil his neck. " Uertrnnd," sin' fjried; ''hold me In yon J let me not gn 1 I have learned a severe lea- . llenccfiiith. ifivcrty with you, dear, U better tliiui we.itln tn me iilnue. Oh, m Aln-e, he amili'd, fiiinllv caress- inn her. "Hut it is not iivertv J oiler you. No ricJief, fame, pru.-'iiiy ; tor this luglit. which hu' lelored ii wil" 'o her husbainl, and a mother to her child, has also brought success lo my iliseoveiyi A wold or ;(. One of the mnt iNniulur me'licln"s now liel'ore the Ainerieiln nttblie N Hon Bitters. imi see it everywhere, ten no lent' it wiin ciaid ellcct. It builds ll n n i up. It isfint hs IileasiuiL to tho tasto ns soini nf tho nther utters, as It is imt ii whiskey drink. It Is more 1 1 Ut, thn iil'l-fash'biii'd boncect tea that l.ia il,i ,. iv.rl,l fir,frffl,l. If ri,ll ilnli'l ft-! just right itf Hqi Uittdrs. XunJa Kew.i. t:h; (iit.iri:Kui. roii(;i:it. riuiM Tin: xcuoav or A UETeCTlvit. "One uf the-most exiert forgers that ever npieured in this country," says the detec tive, "was caught ill Mussachusetts recently, ennvieic I uud s-ii'.euciil lo ten years impris. onmeiit. He hud not been m itrisou inure tin il three months, wheil to the aabiiiish incut ol tlio i.ulor, n pardon ('.una lor him, iu due firm, nil sum-d by llio OntcTiinr; and pmpjrly cminemU".!. illuo was lib lung lu bo dune but liberate Ih'e p inner, un I i.e iv.uto I mil. iiuinoil no ini;,n long bi'lo.-e Inn j i tier diSiMVi'ic'fl Unit the nriC'itler had iitjuagi'd, tliriiueh tlis Irieiul'. t,. et u blank puriliui from ilia Onvernor'. iiflicci hud filled it out linn-ell ilnd clcverly f ii wi the snmutiinH, nn I had llieu mssed it initio' Ills' fiieuds aiin, to bo mailed to" the jailor iu iimper sliaiie. Ho wns iil'tured and rem nnlcl lu it. till, lie em ployed u young N-w York lawyer, whoso name is f'llinli.ir thriuiiih the bum of Ins fatin-r, and ml. I Inln the stnry. 'Tney linio nn rigui in na'K yuiir up ugtim, siiu me lawyer, 'having unco .ib ml. tl V"U. uithiaii leg.dly prutiug thai tlio pardon isn I 'rgerv 1 can get ynll "lit, lull It will iiet Vull SI jllll ' Oo ii Imm 1,' sml the lurer. Too lawyer wmiiI a heud gained the cua) uud lilu'rutcl the prisoner 'I mil gi.inr mu. West, iniuie diutel,' and the f.iigVr, us s ion aalibt'r.itc.l, us soon usfaiii fice." ".My father, whu is a wealthy mau,im-us u $:iil,llilil firm hi K.iln.n, nnd he haa jiiU sent melius letter, begging me to cunio huiue und lead uu huu est lile, nn I telling me to druw on him f -r $2,0011 in pay my lulls. I am Ills only sun, mul I have uttiioet brukeu his heurt; bin this lire is coming In uu end ; I shall settle duivii on my lather's lartn and be an linnet man,' uud ho showed Iho loner, u ulboiie one. 'I shall lio.il f 1,000 ul tlio money in piy some liule bills; lieie is u dral'l I have iiiado on my Inlhorfiir 2,1101). If ynu can gilo men check fur sJI.Ouil, I will givo the draft and will wild you tho other $300 us siaiu hs 1 get liume.' The lawyer read the letter carelully, diew u check fur f luUU und handed it to hi. client, receiving tlio ilrull l'or2iHH). About ten days alter tho druli was dejaisited in a bank fur odlccttnu, il came buck with u meaaage that tho man on whom it was drawn hud been dead fur eight yours, and wasn't worth a conlwiiou lie was alive. Pirn, Slop CoiiKlilnir, Sumo people say, "I huvo lint Kot llio Oon suiiiplluu." That may be, but il you don't stop inut uo'agn tne nine win come when ynu will wish you bad. If you have weak IiinJi, u cuuli or cunsumiitinn in Us mild form, or asthma, go at once and buy a bottle of Dr. Oenuau's Cough and Consumption Cure; and if, alter taking two-lhints of the bottle, you receive no bom-tit, plouse leturn the boltle, aud gel vuur moiiet , us wo sell wo eurr, iw pay, Mulhers give it tu your cniMren no morpnine or tiptuui. I'rtoo oil cents aim $t, Agent lor ifClugliton, A.J Ijilrling. 8toi Hint I'ootliaeli Kind's M iiii TiN'thaelie Ouiv, to(n tooth uetie in live 11111111144 or iiiouev reliiuie.1 l'rieo 'ii eeula. Fur sale bv A. J. Dulling, l,aiii;nion. I. allies' hy HMfTrr t When Iff. Harchutit UUnnt (VAOf'sftM will iattUMy uure lemdw weaknew., audi us falliug of Hie womb, wli'iea, uhrmiiu in 11 iiiiiuavli hi or uUor.illi.il i.flbo wuiiib.iii- xidenul heinorrhage ur 11 "fling, luinful, anprwwl and irragniur .MeuHiimnoii, A An old aial reluble renimly. Seu. pu.t usrii fura pjiuidiM, nili Ireatmeut, wire, and rvflaflaaWM fruni jdiysiohnsuiid liitieuia, U. ilowarlli .V UAIaril, UMm. .NT Y. t-'l-l by. all Urullrtis and lv,A. J. Ilorling, m liKjo ljW rcr, lxmV. nvrvti-yl m.w. The Carbon Advocate. And Inrlepchdent Family Newsrmpef Iublished every BATUHDAT, U Lehlghton, Carbon CoPfc, hf HAitnr v. iHortTnirriEn. Omcx-DARWAT, a short Olstane ftbtV the Lcblgh Valley ft. IU DtpoU Terns: $1,00 uer Annum In AdiBncft xvert ctsCRtmoii o rtiw kith nrct OT o"b IPrinting at viiu low rititiua. MOT Jll'Cn AI,IKb A man'i high ambition Is nsver complete Till he has accompllshid A very great feat. ITot so with a woman. Who likes to bo swest For she Is eontf mod With very small lest. . r , ciimsr.iiAS i'iti:M:TS. The season is now fait approaching when wo must make our annual selection of Christmas gifts. It requires Imth tasto and good judgment to get such ns are appropriate to the need and wants of the recipient ; for oftentimes It is 'ho case that one receives n multiplicity of articles that nro of no Uso to them what, ever, and they may nt the eaino time be In actual lii'ed of something much loss expen sive, but of vastly moro importance. We remember reading in ono of last year! piper, nf h young nnd aipular clergyman, u n i nn rric 1 , of course, who was the recipient fn ill-Zen dressing-gowns und some twenty pairs of elipiters, as Christmas presciits, and th Joke of it was that among so many pairs f lipiers none of them fUted his feet. What use he eventually made of thero. we n'v not prepared to nay. Il would hiiobeen well If he hid opened i curiositysliop nnd exhibited them as smn- nlcs nf tho skill and industry uf his lady friends. If the S.IH10 amount nf money had been expended toward procuring him nlibrory it Weill, 1 have pruved fur moro beneficial in iti re-mlls. Some years ago, wo gavo a silver frult- kiiil'e as n Christmas present ton lady friend und that m ido the ihl'd she received that lay. It il best, therefore, to ascertain, ai nearly ns jaissiblo what otlkersintend to give nir Iriemls before making your selections. Whatever you give, givo freely, without h,iw of icurn. The idea of Christmas giv ing is the promoting of kindly feelings, and giv.ng pleasure tn (hose around us by soma little token nf renleinbrunro. A gift is never prired for its money value, but rather fur the lovo und good will that prompted the offering. The little folks hull tho coming of Christ-. mus with delight, for they see, as In a vision, myriads ol toys nnd sweetmeats lu store for them. How it warms the heart, and cheers tho toiil, tn see around us so many smllihg; h ippy feces ns the result of some little effort on our part. It forcibly reminds m that it is truly "more blessed to givo than to re ceive," Wo liofio that all ure thus seeking to male glad tho hearts of their friends, great and b n in 1 1 ; ami wo should not forget tho wr and needy unminl us, who hove been lets fortunate Hun iiurclked in their struggle with the wnrld. Sumo littlo gift, such ul our menus will allow, accmuuicd by kind nnd loving words, will cause some saddened bent tu thrill with joy and gl.iduess und (eel thut the dny is indeed ono of "Peace on ourth uud gu.ul will toword men." ' THIS ASD 'a;nfAT. But os around the closet walls Fur it in vuiii you scrimmage; ? Ynu find your wif6 has swapped it off " For a phister-puris image. Now, rcriiiiinugemay nut be a jmotical word, butwhocurus? there's more truth than po etry about this iteiii'uuyhow. "I'm sitting oil this tile, Mary," Uu said iu invents sud, lU-umviiig Irom llio rocking-chair .The best silk hal he had ; And while he viewed the shapeless mass, Thai ersi was trim iind neat, He murmured : "Would it had been felt Bet'Uu fj look my seatl" A yacht can stuud on a tack without swearing. A mail can't: .My son, emulate the inulo; it il back ward in deeds of violence. The leu-'leuierm ly just now proclaim th it Ito is u member uf the onld trade, but wobhtll tuko nu stuck In him. If nu uro uiii'iltious to move in the highest uiicles, join the next expedition t Hie North Pole. Tho word Saratoga means tho "region -,f big bill." In plain English it means the region nf big bills'. Am mg the phenomena of human an utimiy it is ever found that a mail who has plenty ni coin Is never deficient in cheek. Johnny suya his mother makes a groat cry if his sister gnes out without her shade li.il. .She don't want her tu got freckled, bu I she don't seem tn care u straw how much hi lather laus him. A young ivnm.in applying for Hie situs1, tinn us selioul-teucher, being questioned by the trunee as to her qualifications, replied : "I uiu'i much of un urithmoilcker, but Tin an elegant gramm.irist." A 11 minu 'I up itch says that Butler has arrive,! in his yacltl, America. He came unheralded, mid it Is supposed that the citi zens barely had tuna toccapo in their night clothes. And now comes the nows that, several new planets aud linnets havu been discov ered. If this thing isn't tloppdd pretty soon the young ctiiple who suenwil iu finding thai jrlioui.ir star by half-past teu won't be able tu get home befora midnight. Git tho childiuii n rest. Tho olerk .if tne criminal court, haying read the indictment of u prisoner stealing s horse, said to him "guilty or not guilty?" MVal," ho reiiwii'led, "I'm guilty fast enough, but then I want to ba triod just Ibe same, 'a.-cially as I ecu several of vur bo on the jury," '.My dear," said a vain old roan to bis wife, "these friends here wou't believe that I'm oulv 45 years old. You know I speak the truth, don't you?" "W ell answered (he simple wife, "I supgaiso I must believe It, Juhu, as you've stuck to it fur over Cftcea years." 1 1 Is said that Gen. Lee, one day during the lato war, a keil a straggler whom he found eating green persimmuns, if ho did not know they were unfU for food. "I sin uK uuiuitj tl.em fur food, Oenersl," replied the man, '.'I'm oiling them to draw my stomach up to Crt tny ratioua." A TeuiiesMo darkey preacher held forth nsttillyas fdlowii "Ynu girls call your -vttiearUit,arliuj, uwlyuii men rail your iiirU daisies; and ynu girls are afraid to vie up here for fear some other girls will jjvt oil' with your darlings, and men for fear suuiu other fellow, will get away With yonr daisies ; and now, between this darling sul lulsy business, lots at you niggers" arsrgoiuj; tt Uht so hall."
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