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LEHIGIITON, CA11BON COUNTY, PA., SATURDAY, JULY 5, 1879.
If not paid in advance, $1.25.
Ijool ttAit.SliiOe, Makers.
Clinton Br.tney, VnTW iilfftfoij. .
Mlorderipromptlifilfed workaarranM.
' Attorneys.
TOHNf!LSEf t.
lATTORNEy AT LAW,
Offlcoi Comer Bosqnclionna and Raco streets
T 'JT'J 'J Hf I
. A AAPCItrC-UNK,,r-A, JnlyiMy
JOHN' I). BEItTOLUTn:,
Attohnet and Counsellor at Law,
rjfflte i ltooin 2, b round rloor Mansion HoUso
' MAUPII CHUNK, TA.
May be consulted In Oorm m. maiSS ly'
pt 1. LOXUSTUKKT.
ATTORNEY AT LAW
Levon's Building,
(Ak'street! leiiiuhton. pa.
D..ooibcr 10-Oin. ' '
yj M. KAPSUtStt,
ATrOltNKV AND C0U.N8litt.0n AT LAW,
,, DSKStMT,!inionto.PA;
IWal RutaUsnd CoIletlonvAL'Biio. 111 nu.rand
Bell ItFnl KstVlef (luTejnrfii neatl doue Col
ectlmis promptly mada. fettling- hatates of j
teutH np.dalty. May be consultad In l.n,Ilab
lij UiriMn. Ncv.Zg.
jas.'r. STUUTHISnS,
ATTOItX Y AT LAW,
3- Offlce i St Hoar of Khoad's Hall,
Almtoli Oliuitk. Pa.
XlfW.tuss entrusted to hlrn will be promptly
attended to. n. ,
m
p-?. SIKKIIAN,
5 ATTORNEY AT LAW
- Next Poor to J-'lrt National Bank,
MAtlCU CHUNK, TA.
a?Cn ) i-onsidted lu German. 'JanO.
X 9
Justices and Insurance
pr j?A. MBI.TZ,
HI JUSTICE OP THE TEACE,
OrFiC-i Lindorm-in'.. niok. BANK-Slrect.
LUIiiOiirox. PA.
Cnnvovanclu. ColleMlur ard ell other hint
Hess connected with tlionfllcopioniiitlv attend.
til to Agent lor I.io uo-s uirc nun i iium-ui.
mice Coiimiiu1o i Rents cuhceied ntreasoiinbii
chatcrs. &t
April
rriuosiAS i-Kjinnn-,
JL CONVEYANCER,
GENERAL INSURANCE AGENT
The f-JIowlna Compmles are Represented!
LErtA.VW MUTUAL FIRE,
Il-AIUNO. MUTUAL FIRE,
W.OMINO 1'tltE,
POIT-.VILf.E I'lltE.
LI-lllKlll 1'IIIU. and thoTRAV
Ef.Elta ACCIDENT INSURANCE,
Alan, Pcnnsilv.iiil'i and Mutual Horse Thief
Drlio lvonnii Iu-uiaiuo mm ianv.
-Urea .!; 1HOS. KEMERER
Physicians and Dentists.
Slatington Dental Office,
EbtauLisukd 1670.
Artificial 'Teeth Maflc to Restore tin?
Original Contour of Lies & Clieclis.
Persons qrlerlns aS';t ofTectli, and rending
at Ljdhlghton, Wolssp'irt or vicinity, or any
point within .5 miles from Slatington, will
WiCElVU A"N
Excursion Ticket
TO AND FltOJI SAID POINT FHEE!
fVery llcspectrull',
if y l)it. L. Oajipbeix.
t'lLla Teeth a Specialtv. Ayrtt My
-VXT W. KKIJKK, M
YY . -
KAST.rEN
NXfCirbon Conntr, Pa.,
mm
llOTJHS S iwpiHnot'n 10 in p m
1 Parry vllle ..ft-'im ti a.m. tn 12 noon,
5Iar 1e cousti.teil In th" Ocrman Iitinnnpo
1. O. AiMrcti-i i,cliU litou. Nut. 3),0 1
...
a. m. tn ID n. m
A. DICUUA.UEU, M.I).
PpM.il attention pitd tn Chrnnlc 1)Uenei.
iHTIch: South Kaht corner Iron an J "nA stx.. I.e
hUUton. Ia. Aprlt 3, 1875
O
II AS. T. IIOIl.V, III. U.,
op?iani OVER H
sroitE, RANK HT.
A. VET I! IPS DRUG
, LEIIIOHTON, PA
(jenera! nractleeuttoiKid io,and SPJ.CIA'
ATrENTtU.V.GIVUif TOt.l)IsKABEH Of
WO)IIi)lWW V inarM..yl
n. iiiami!, m. i.
V. S Examining SurK",
I RA'TICINO P1IYHIOIAN and tSU ItGEoN
OEricn: Rank Street, IIkdcr's DloCk, Letsh-
ton, ru. ,
May bo contain il tn tho Orrm n LatiEuaire.
Nov. 3
V 1V1U CBIIUKT'S
Livery & Sale Stables
HANIC STUI5ET.LKIUOIITO.ir, I' a
CAST TROTVIKG HOUSES,
' ELEGANT CAUUIAGES.
AB4 gafoto.! Wtu:
Hills than uuj
latroanit lini.Wmio curilauo. for F.ineral
p.irww and Veo4unla. . UAVI O EIIUIUtT
Nv n a7i
-' ' 'I1UKIM Kill
islciiicd MajiicsKi,
Focn rifiriPilppfiI.bA4s AwAitDBD.
More agreeable to the TMti, and Smaller Duo
Ihau other 'i.igiiila.
For aria U aTrnment Ktamp-d Pottle
UruifKitU aji i uouuirv iuh-. nn wy
t..t. nrsinxT). .iv
w; f MT am j nu
Railroad Guide.
plllLiA. As IlliADINQ ItAll.ltUAD.
Arrangement of Passenger Trains.
MAY 11TII. ts:.
Trains leave Al.I.ENTOWN asfollon-sl-
fVlA PKUKinllCN 11RANCI1.1
Fnr rhiladelulila.ut t:i. CM. li.vi. a.ta.,
and
o CI p. in.
For Philadelphia at 4 2n a. tn.,3.3!! n. m.
IVIA i:ASl- I'FNN'A. 1JUANC1I.)
For noiO'im, t 2.0O. 5.411, g.u n m., 12.10,
4.C0
ni doer. n.
Fof It.uUsUiiri'. 2.3)5 10, 0.03 a. in
2.10, 4.30
Tor Lancaster and Coldmlita, 6 40, 5.3 a.m. ami
4 30 p m
tLocs not riln on lomlnya
For IlcnilliiT.2 .lOaiiu. and 1.0-1 and 9 03 pm,
Foi.H'irrlaiilli-ff, 2.JIMI, in and 005 n. ni.
Trains FOH Al.LE VTOWN leaTO as foltowa:
(VIA l-lillKIOMEN URANCn.)
Leave Philadelphia, 7.43 a. m 1.0J, '1.30 .mi! S.30
p. in.
SUNDAYS.
Leave Plillidcliihla. 8. m and 3 10 p. tn.
(VIA KAhT TRNNA nnAXCn I
Leavo rtcolng. 7.20 10.33 a .tu 4.0S. 0.15 fnd
10.41 v m
Lravu Ifarilsbure, S 13,8 10 ft. ra., and 2.00, 4.00
and 7.51 p. m.
Loavo Lancaster, 8.t0a. m., 12.51 and 3.45 p.m.
Leav" Columbia 8.4a. in 1.1(1 and 3.35 p. in.
HUIsDAYH.
(.care Tlcnillnir. 7.20 ami 9 05 a. in.
Leave 1 tut i-l-nuiu,. 1.15 a.in.
Trains jnaikoii thua ) rim to and from dopot
0th and Oreo'i streets, I'hllndelphta. other
trains to a id lrom llroad atrect depot.
Tno 0.31a. 111 and 1.55P. u. tialna from Allan
ton n. and the 7.45 a. m and a.3i p.m. trnina
from I'liiMoolnma, liae ttnough cars to and
Hum pjllodelyhla.
J. K. WOOTl'EN.
ffeueral .Uanaotr.
C O. HANCOCK, arn'l TicKct Aaent.
Hotels and Saloons.
The Fort Allen House,
WEISSPORT, PA.
BEEER & KRESGE. Proprietors,
This Hr,na Is located In tho Ilnronah of
WtlBfpoii, Ciubuii County, and lb bulli
on tho alto of Fori Allen, an old storkade Tort
llicutlon. creeled licre ovt-r a century ago to
iiroterlthe early settleis niralnt tho liosillo
Ineiirslonaorihi- Indians. Tlioliousn isasub.
Ha11tl.1l hrlik, and was named "Fort Allen
lloiifo" by thelniB Idnnrd Weirs; It contains
Thirly-ltvo Huoms and a liamlsomo licsiau
rant, and tin present Proprietors have niwly
and th'iriitiirhiy rellited the csiablUhinent
It has nil the appointments of a Fiksi-Ulass
COUNTKY 11(J I'LL, udnplcd ior tho com
iortor lis patrons. In clnso proximity to the
hotel, In jierleci preservation, Is the lllstorio
OLD FHANKL.1N WEJjL,
which was dug by order of Benjamin Frank,
lln 'o supply tho irarrison of li.rt Allen with
water, lis walls id stone, which 111 defy tho
ravaut-s of iiges, aio as perfect to-day as wlin
put there, and tho well now contains abuut
fix feet ol crystal water. 1 ho Will Is now
belno; litted up as 11 hiatorlo relic, to 1 he water
ol which tho patrons ot the Houso will liavo
fteo access.
aujisiER noAisunns
will bo accommodated at Ileafennnble Prices.
The liar Is Mippllcd with tho bei-t Wines,
LjUinors and Cluats. (lond Maljllmr nttached.
April 11) )1 HhllLEK J KllEsUE.
Eating and Drinking
SALOON,
Lewis J. Chmstjian, Prop'r.
This well-kept and rxoelltntly fitted np Sa
loon is located thteo doors ubovo Ulauss1
l alluring Store, on
BANK STKEET, L,EHir)nTON, Pa.
Deraner & Emrlcr's Philadelphia lloer al.
ways mi Tap. Chutoo Cigars, and all kinds of
Kelic.huiciits in season.
Fno I.imcli c.cry iSalunl.n Msrlit.
Patronaao solicited. May 17 1870 ly
Astor Place Hotel.
EUROPEAN PLAN.
Astor rincc, 3d Au. n (1 Mil Street,
(OrrosiTE Cooi'i'.n Isstitutk.)
NEW YUIlli,
Ilest Location In the City. Elevated Rail
road and five other lines pass the door.
llooms 60 cts. to il per Day. liy tho Week
$2 and upwards.
April 10-inO OPEN ALL. NKJIIT.
NATIONAL HOTEL,
COIETI.AlXnT St., nt-nr Uromlwa)',
IIOTIHKISS & rONU. Proprietor.
On tUu I'.uiopran iMan.
Mm TlpRtnnrnnt C'nfc und LurcU ltonin at-
iticheitnio unsjipaMitil tv eliuun' m nil .
reliciicoot feiTicti. HfninmS cih to it per Uuv,
SJtoiiu per wofk. Convenient tn all i-'irma
uud iUty " llrjiul. KUW I'UIlMTUnii,
:r:
TOLEDO BLADE.
NASBYSPAPER.
RCfrnriE Vnil 'nliscrltiofornnTOlh.
litrUlii: IUU t.r nnner s.-nl ior a
.iia.inieiieoiil'OlTIIZ TtlLI DO IILADK. Il
is a .Mainmotll Eicl.t Pace Weekiy Paner ot
HtKtv.iniir Coinmua n.le.l wi li cuefnliv re.
o n eil leaning inaiior 01 iqicioil alio vaiuo 10
pot-pie in at. pans Ol mo uuiii'O btaii-a
SrKCIAL FEATUllES.
All tlio Depirttnen 8 whio'i hn mndo TliC
IILADK hj nuniiiiii' uu ort ilo uniien niwies.
wil i)'pcni rlv rnni nuptl. iiaineiv i Th' Von
ulnrL ttciH ot tiint nirtilncuiKiictl DrniocrJt'O
nnl.tici Ml. LEV li TttOLKUM V NAfeHY, which
urn tvifiirn xretn fur Tills JiMDii- our
HousEiioLrt Dil'AUTUR. ariclt (ljiosltrv 01
pructiunl infoMmitiot. upon poIiJ ctn ormteio-t
In t-very lunnoiu Youno PKurLE'tJ UKr.ia
jiknt i u Ho itfi'UH UeuaitnifUt rtubi&o i-KtUo
vpi'Kij' Mim ny hutn.in iiMin s cnar.ninc
1'imrrVi tli Ui i'-Mest Wit ami Humor j Tlilc
litbT Tor.iHe.oii.in.il anit Sfifcteil ; anhwkies
10 l'UUtLMuMiBMtf.Xl(l th Litec rwHiiom
nlipnit' vt l ho wort). 1HU HLnii clicul 'ts
'niKlv lu tveii" "tutu nl Tointnr iu tho
Union ano' u eveiywlicio u-i't t;n zed a- tho
.iiiceft umtllli .TM;V-AM)F.UULY At'
l.lt pub uMicii unywhrri Tiv it aud ou will
neve wiln mlv uo without it
Ano;. tho new leutuitalui thlswluterrrea
A ndersouvillo Prison Sketches.
ov on who wan tlitro A new Birii Ht ry waa
eoiimionC"fl Nov. Hih Acotaer ono will tom
tuenco in Jau'iur,
TJ2HM"1 m 'iO copv, per y nr t2 3": flte
ooplea.1.7!it ach tun nrinoioopiOH9.Uei ch
aii'l mi ext.tf topv with ever t luh ol ton.
Mjcolineu coiie -f ut lren. Kpnd for orni Ad
diub TOLC DO AJLAD15. I'-leuo, Ohio,
Fifty Thousand Books
Tor Sale at Half Trico.
Wo ore now nnrlnR tn thft nublic, pnataco
prep.n.i, hi ONIMIAM-" the reffnlar prtee ,fl ty
IhOdHiiua valu t ut climco booktt, cuinp-Uiliu
llfiurv Uio imihy, lie, 'tin lnfi iv. ilmuor,
Million MUligtui i.im se ontii o Work 8.i diitnu
of hiaurta ii Antitors bio, inc. Ihe-ao book
nroM'lecU'd tivonr Mr. LocKKtNabUvl tom ihe
-"civosoi too tiaduR pubiUht-rH ol tho uoui
try. e all KW ami rilf.su nud aie the
lJ)i;MICAl JEJITUNS haml'id uvt.ibio
tnfl booKBelU'i. Wehnvu milled thousand if
ttieHO Uoouft to al pait- ol tho nnvmiy, and
erery hnntc fteut oiu la A it It AN I'K I) to no
j xaoti-V a Jii.rin-si-Miuii uud iokho
l..SilltEBATlSFAOnoN.
CATALOGUES FREE.
We haie prime 1 a I4ig and complete oata
lononf mir lloo'. -nuiuod bv mibjoels ano
o i aii,o tinn will man o pios freet-i auyad
cie. u o nli.il i l o e ir.uil lo sou free r rei
uku eu lea ni il e UiAiiii wuwirve. ukeil uilo
.o. II ivn i tailing tlua adv.rncnioiit are
coiMiallv in!ied in arua ua br io-ta raid it
o-tli'rwiM tnliaioeol Uieiaeuo. iiiuLfileud
Adurg Tt'Ltji O Iff aim:. ToivciifOnlo.
I J I iru
th.. ha in itit iiv tin tiulti;ilnu
i.bnai m t nuuiicu i we wlh aiait
ion. Mtu. Him on b. va aod wiriM
l nivUonionoy later at worii fur utM-n ut iuv.
! t U ui e lb work w liflLt itudp aaant,an1
t "ikIi a ftuvnuv ran ki ngh uU Too who are
Wi Wliu lUH l ou win ii mwi u-
i'ri'-.. ut (iiici u -ti mw for tliweivea. Coftiy
imt'iim iUi' iii -sine Ni i m' uuie, lhoe
num. iv i w a.- l.i In uti t'um nuuit uf
- , , i i. - i t.' t u. .u-Tisti,
Mr. r nn.T.
Manufacturer of and Dealer In
STOVES, RANGES AND HEATERS,
Till alii SliceHroii fare ani General
House FnruisMn Gooits.
ltOOn.VO nntl Sl'OUTIIVc: done at
short notice and at Lowest Cask Prices.
T am the authorized niter t for thn Palo ot the
follonlnsr FUlST-CLASH SIOVES
THE SILVElt A OOLO UBDAL COOK,
THE LK1HT1IOUSE COOK.
THEMAYFLOWEIt KA.vat?,
THE HUNS1IINE RANOEftnd
IhoNEY.' ANCHOR HEATER,
and am Selling tfaem VEflV CHEAP tor Cash.
Vverv kind of BTOVlFortATna and FIRE
ORIlKS kept constantly on baud.
Stoke on SOUTH Street,
A fcfr doors tbove Rank St., LEIIIOHTON.
Patronnco solicited Satlersotion iuarantei-d.
oa. 6-yi a. u. .Mossi:n.
Central Carriage Works,
Canl( St., Leliigliton, Pa.,
Are prepared to Manufacture
Carriages, Buggies, Sleighs,
Spring Wagon, &c,
Of every description, In the most substantial
Uianuor, aud at Lowest Cash Prices.
Hepairlng' Promptly Attended to.
TItEXLEU &. KuEIDI.ER,
April 28, 1879 yl Proprietors.
QAItBOX ADVOCATE
CHEAP
JOB PllIIXTIiVG OFFICE,
LEUIOHTON, PA.
Jcvcry description ot Pnntinc, from a
Visiting Card to a Poster.
CARDS,
RII.LHEADM,
LETTER HEADS,
NOTE HEADS.
STATEMENTS.
ritOUUAMMRH.
POSTERS,
HAND RILLS,
DODGERS,
CIRCULARS.
bllHTIKO TAG,
KNVEL0PF8,
Pamphlets,
ry.laws, etc., &c
Done in tho best manner, at very Lowest Prices.
Wo ac nreoared to do work at aa cheap rates
aai.uv ofllco initio htato tial itcula noueatly
wall itH iiuioiiiirs.
OURilOTTOIS
Cheap, Prompt & Reliable.
recorders by small retire prompt attention.
MRS. A. C. PETER,
OF .
H. A. Peter's Central Drag Store.
r.EUCKEL'-J BLOCK. LKUIGHTO, PA.,
I oh sect lull v annnocce-i to thn Deonle of I-o.
hlghton and vlcinltv. that eho win continue Hie
nusUiivs, nsluretofoie and tlianttnc thorn for
past favor, na u oiutlnuance tho.eof. Yuu
win a wayn uuu n mil iiue 01
PURE DRUGS and CHEMICALS,
PATENT MEDICINES IIOIISE
aud l AITLE I'OH 11EIIH, TOH,
EI AUTIL,I,ES.PON(ll.S. CI1A
MOISHK1N-. P Al and FAN
CY M rATlONElt rjati-M ntylp. t
PLAIN mid I'ANOV WALL PA
1 M. I.H fit II ll. in u lit rliu tl.iinu
PUltl'. WINE and LK1U01IS for medicinal
use, ,iio. at Lmveac Prices, pnyhician's pre.
acripilong compounded by Dr. O r. Horn, at
all hours of the Oar and meat, "umiarimlud.
of. MRS A.C. PK'lElt.
March 51, '78-yt
jprlmo Homo JLide Dread 1
WIIV GO IIUNORVI When yon can Buy OH
pounds ol F1tt Cl taa flieud
FIVE LOAVES FOR 25 CEVTS I
J. V. O'NEAL, the pop-'ar Brrad and Cake
liaKrr, of LeiilAbtnti In rr e-to meet the wanta
of the tmit'H has itei'nci d ft I'r.eo of his co.o
brated llumu Mado UltlA to
Five Loaves forTwenty.fiveCts, Cash.
Snjjar. Raisin Coco mot scotch, Droji Cream
and other CAKES, only
Ten Cent! per Dozen.
Look Out for the Wiikiui!
At MAUOII CHUNK, on Tuesday, Thursday
and samrdiy .uuiinna.
Li!H 10 II ro.N aud V. Els jPORT. every After
uooueicept r'rtd.iy.
TERMS STUICT-Y OASU 1
Patrouaso solicited I. W. O'NEAL.
SI'OIIE i OpiKialte Flr.t National BaiiE.
aprll.vi Urn t d'eet, Lehighlon Pa.
l am now .applying the verV Best LATTZ
Mlilll'OALattlie followiuK Lo Prices, vis i
No, 1 C'heatuut by the Car fa IS ncr to
No. 1 Ciestuut, sincle ton, ., 3 35 per ton
No. : I'lia'lnut, by the C'ai... 1 0C per ton
No.2 Che.tuut. ton. let o , 2 li per loo
DUI.IVEtU'.l). Move and Ens lz.t at
equally Low Prices,
J. L. GAR EL,
Dealer m
Genekai. Haiiuware, &c,
Opposite the robllc Hqusre, RANK bTREE
IVIIIlHfnV, PA. tio,5".lM
All about Its soil, climate, Its settled and Its
yocldt lands, its farms alio funnels can bo
learned in THE KANSAH 'AR.uKR,an elpht
napo weekly papt-r, la years oui. Conespond.
oiiti In evciv county. Bent to any addicss 13
weeaa for to cent". Postage stampa taken ns
money. Addicss, hudsoin MyINO,To
peica, Kansas.
I learned luni o about Knnras from your paper
that I Cun lelv noon limn from all oilier
tnurccs.-Alciun! II. rMm. I'oiumMana CO.,
I'Atu It lvoaja.t what those of ns wanting
lo n ove wcat. most want to know. Minuet
Vlxester Ctranacvo.. A'rto 1'orA Hn.n larifO
corns of nbls i ontiibutois. Osnvc i?ian....'i he
bct auriciiltiirat pnpei lutho weem coontiy.
Strinff ft( rivi'cst.'-it la a vnloablc oaper.
-Aiehtiuen Chamiiton It liable editid.
Vpmr frKamn....A fiarleesoutaiioieii Jniiin.
au Limrtuct Journal ....Our Kansas fr ends
should f ol much urlooln tho hicli cbaiaiter of
their Stale Aciicnltuial pap r. Aoriimal iir
iloffc Journal. ...It lias qu'olv t ken a lush
P'arc aiooiiRnirricultitral Jo minis. .V. r. 3r(
oime....A -worthy rftptoiutatlVo ol tho great
est,-l Ai('a. trachea I'aimir. i'eb. SJ w
If you are In want of anything tn the way of
GiJNs.uiri,i:s,iti;voivvi:u
PII.TOLS. Aran nintlun.Onn tfaterl.il. riahiorx
ruckle, or nnv other i-iM hI'oiitiso goods
p'.eiwi wrlto tor my Lame lllin-ttated itataiocuo
nild Prlc Liar wlni.li r mntl piipu. Vr.,,,. Irti v
JOIINFT03 UllIiAT WKSTB1UI QUNWOIIK8,
i-insijuKa, i'a
rpilE SLAJINOTO.N
PLACING MILL
AND
Cabinet Ware Factory,
AT SLATIX0T0N.
JOHN BALLIET, Propr.,
DealBlo ail kinds ODrtBiBoi of Tine. Hemlock
Uuk Hnd Jlard Wooo Lumber, and Unnwpio
paicd to execute any mvouut of orders lor
DresseD LimibeR
OP AL KINDS.
Doors, Snslics, Blinds, Slmttciv,
Mouldings, Cabinet Ware, &c,
With I'roinptncss.
Brackets Hade to Order.
Tho Mnehinerr nil new and or tho beat and
most improved kinds. I emntoy none bill tha
best woiKmen, life well Beannctt nnd t:ood inn
terhil, nnd am tho cfnro iihio to uai nntee entire
sn 1 1" fact iun to nil who mavtavnr nie with ft mil.
Orticn ov mail piompily nttejided to. My
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ihargcd niter thirty days.
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Doors, asiie8. ?hutitr, etc.. tte.. inrdoatthi
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toniernand ho puh fc In peucnil. that I have
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Special attention havinp bean plven to a weT
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cemprlalbn- UNDERWEAR, PERT. IN AND
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GERMAN FltUITS.
LIMRURGEIl and SWIT-ER CHEESE,
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Ashateof ptiolio patrnuairels aottctted, aud
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FAIU ItOJIi: OF GOtitf.tlltlAt
Our Toet'i Tribute to the Glurioui Fourth.
We wander far o'er land and sea,
Wo seek tho old and new,
We try tho lowly and the great,
The many and tho few f
O'or states at hand and realms remote,
With curlons quest we roam,
But And tho fairest spot on earth,
Our own dear native home I
Wo hotd communion, high asd sited,
With men in ancient lure ;
By day by night, with reverent eyes,
O'er volumes old we pore;
But Rome, and Greece, end Orient lands,
And heroes, far an ay,
Orcnt In their time, still lack the charm
That lights our own to-day.
Wo seek for lanrcnpcs fair and grand,
Seen through tho summer haze,
Helvetia's mountains piled with snow,
Italla's sunset rays)
And take, and stream, and era?, and dell,
And new and fairer flowers;
Weown tberafleh and falrj out not
More grand, more fair than ours.
With solemn air wo tread, where trod
Tho feet of nnclont men,
And fill old palaces nnd courts
With echoing sounds again.
Temple nnd for Urn, bath and arch
Vncarthcd In glory's dome,
These wlihndmlrlng gaic we view,
But lovo Columbia's homo.
Wo hear wlthjoy the golden speech
Of men or high renown,
Wo see with pralso tho Jowcled wealth
Of sceptre, mace and crown;
But dearer far the golden words
That made a people free ;
And crown and seeptro palo beforo
A nation's liberty.
O land, whero saint and pilgrim oomo;
With loftiest pdrpoee fraught,
Nurtured In hardship, toll and faith,
O landtdlvincly taught;
As streams the light lrom headland tower,
(1 Utile over the stormy sin,
So hope, to all tho oppressed beams fotth,
Columbia's land, from thee I
BRANDED.
" It won't last long 1 Can you tear it,
baby?" and with a wild look in her great,
brown eyos, eho clasped the wee thing tight
er to her breast and went rapidly toward
the roclty lodge that hung over the ocean.
She had played here a thousand times in
her childhood j had watched tho tide crcop
lazily in nnd out on a summer's day, or,
wild and tempestuous, dash ships with their
precious liycs upon the rocks.
The ocean was like a lover. It could bo
all things;
" Will it bo very cold for tho baby my
baby his baby 7 Will he mind it much 7"
The birds sang sweetly, and the baby cooed,
and the mild spring air brought up tho
breath of tho violets. For a moment sho
faltered. If life were only birds and blos
soms, but it was not, and, with alast kiss on
her baby, and a dcath-llko grasp, a leap, a
struggle, and all was over.
Missing I ''
Grace ltcevcrly was missing, butthc ocean
told no talcs.
Tho little Atlantic village was stirred from
center to circumference. A lovely girl, con
fiding in nature and pure as the snow, sho
h.id been tho pet nnd pride of the townsfolk.
Her voice was clearest in tho choir of the
littlo church i her hand was gentlott on the
head of tho poorest and roughest ehild, and
tho village schoolmaster thought she repaid
his teachings a thousand fold by her intelli
gence. There had come a young physician of good
family to tho town, a young man of manly
physique and agt eeablo manners. Acquaint
ance grow into lovo nnd tho good pcoplo
looked on with joy that providentially their
loved ono had found ono worthy of her. He
had been trained in city ways. Either wo
manwas notasacrcd thing tohim,or,match
ing her artlcssness with his art, ho judged
Wrongly when ho tested her virtue by her
self-forgctting love. Perhaps it was not true
as Ballon says, "That every person has his
price." All may not fall tinder tho strong
est temptation, but must err because they
blindly trust a leader who leads over the
precipice. Is there no remedy 7 Mothers
ruuet do more than they have. Girls must
know that lifo is full of quicksands and boys.
that virtue is of God, and tho destroyer of it,
if not nlways punished here, will mcota des
erved hell hereafter.
Missingl Tho wholo town knew thcbtoryj
how he had deserted her, claiming that a
woman who could bo won was unworthy of
him; how the day for the bridal eamo and
went ; how Gracu aud her aged mother wept
and prayed ; how, when tho baby came,
she bid iU darling face against her breast,
so that nobody ever looked upon it savo tltu
mother, for, beautiful though it was, it had
his face ; how tho bpring-tifnc came and the
fresh May niorninga, but no color camo to
her whitened cheeks, but a strange unusual
brilliancy came into her eyes, and then tho
old mother was alone 1
Everybody was questioned but nobody
had seen her. The aged woman crept down
to the ocean day by day, but Ihc title came
in bringing only sea weed and cinptyshells.
One morning, far up the beach, kindly hid
den from sun and storm under a clump of
trees, somo boys at play found the missing
ones. JItr child was held fast in bcr arms.
The 6ea weed was Wound In out as though
to bind the hands still closer, lent the weak
noss of death unlock them and let go her
treasure.
The town had a common sorrow. At tho
burial the littlo church was crowded. All
the way to the graveyard that lay justubove
tho sea, where the waves sang constantly to
the sleepers, there was au unbroken proces
sion, r rem tnat nay no woman ever sjioko
to the young physician. lie walked the
streets uunoticod. Ho carried himself lert
proudly. Circumstances Would compel him
to ecek another home, "Strange that In
country town a woman was so highly prized,"
he thought. The world was not all thus.
Tho aged mother soon lay beide Grace
and her baby.
The good ship Betsey heaves in sight. Tho
uew went liko wildfire through the town.
The whaler of Captain Iteeverly Grace's
only brother had been on a ten year'scruise.
Tho crew were wild with joy, awuug their
handkerchief long before they got into port,
hardly waiting for the pUnkj and fairly
embracing every person that came withiu
their reach. The people whispered among
themselves. Who could tell the cuptpin
what thorf years had brought? Xubodyl
i Aft'-r a few hurried diroutious, the Mutfand
generous hearted captain Btartcd eagerly to
ward tho djar old home. The old lady in
the next house had stolen over, unlocked the
door and gone back again. How light ids
step wa3 as he went over Hid threshold.
How natural everything looked.
" Mother I Grade!"
No auswer.
"Not a very warm welcome to a homeless
fellow ten years nwoy I" he said. The old
lady had crept In,
" Your mother's gone, captain. I hoped
you'd heerd on it afore you got here. Won
derful good woman 1 She was alius nk!n'
me to a cup of lea. Never had nothin' lo
go to my heart so since my John died I"
" And whore's Grace 7"
"She and Iter baby's lyln' asido herl"
and then, between her sobs, tho kind old
woman told thn pitiful story.
George Itcevcrly's eyes grew very black
and his Hps very white. Ho went straight
way to tho new graves, and, with curses in
his heait, he wept like a child. And that
man had been the cause I There was much
talk in the village, but the captain kept his
own thoughts.
The Betsey was ready much sooner than
Usual for the next trip. Tho captain never
seemed so anxious to be away from tho town.
Some lumber was laid in, with extra quan
tities of corn, potatoes and utiground flour,
but why, the men could not divine. The
liight fur starting camo. Thero was a knock
ot the door of the young physician, who was
just preparing to leave tlio village. "You
are to go ou n journey;" said the captnim
Talto your clothes and books if you want
'em."
The young man slruggled,btit sailors arms
were too strong, nnd ho was hurried on to
he ship. From that ti inc on no ono spoke
to him save once, when a sailor was com
manded to print in India Ink, across his
forehead, so that the world might read,
"This man robs womanhood,"and on either
hand, that it might ba forever in eight, the
word "Grace."
That was an indescribable journcv. Go
ing away from kindred.ho knew not whith
er, but ho hod sent another on n longer
journey. Tho days woro awar in bitter,
stifling thoughts. What was their plan for
him 7 How could ho appear beforo the
world, branded as ho was? Would they
bury him in tho ocean, where no law could
reach tfiem becanso tho world would say
his penally Was just? It'hat would lifo
atnnunt to if ho lived? Where would it be
spent? Ho slept and nlo little. Lines were
growing along his brow and about his eyes.
After weeks of anguish an island came in
sight. Thither tho ship turned Iter course
and stopped. It was a desolate place, Willi
no sign of habitation for man or beast. Rock
bound, the ocean washed up with tho same
sound it used to have against tho olilX.whero
Grace and ho had so often sat, and from
wiionco she went to her death. Thero was
a solitary clump of trees, just liko tho spot
where they found her body. Must every
thing remind liitrl of her?
Tito lumber was taken out. Then quick
hands fashioned a rude shelter. Sufficient
food was placed in the hut, nnd seed for
planting. Then, as the Betsy made ready
for starting, the captain said, in a colii.li.inl
way, "This is to be your homo 1 Ueiiiembci!"
" Great God I No I" gasped the voting
man, "Kill mol Do anything rather than
this deatli by inches. I shall go wild 1"
"Another went wild for you 1" nnd the
Betsey moved out from her barien moorings,
and tlieie was only thofa-r-on'sky, Iholiniit'
less ocean and the desolato wasto whereon
he stood.
Should he kill himself? A man who robs
another of life usually has not tho courage
to rob himself. Wo tiro creatures of neces
sity. We accept what wo must. With fill
tering steps ho walked around his prison.
There was not one thing to lovo, not a flow.
er or bird, only the monotone of tho sea that
had no kinship witli joy.
Tired, broken, on old man in a day, ho
flung himself down in his hut to sleep, Na
ture is kind even tn her enemies, and he
slept; ho dreamed that ho and Grnco sat
again on tho headland, an 1 sho talked, in
her purity and trust, of her confidence ill
him, her belief that he could do no wrong ;
of their peaceful and blessed future, nnd of
the joy her brother would feel when became
home for ho so reverenced a noble man.
How pretty their home should be down
where they could hear tho waters us they
heard them on the clilf. She was ptettier
than ever ho thought; her hand sn smooth
and white as ho held it, and her cheeks so
delicately tinged with red. She trusted in
him too fully; would that she doubted hlni
a littlo, only that he might show her how
true ho was I Then tho scene changed, and
he was away on a far-off journey, longing In
get lo her, but an ocean rolled between.
Every vessel ho essayed to either sank, and
some were far away or would not come,
though he hailed them ever sn loudly. He
cried out in agony of despair, when a voice,
just liko that of Gracs, said sweelly. "I nm
come to you 1" and looking up, an angel
stood beside him, and it was Grace." Her
hand touched his forehead. He reached
nut to clasp her in his arms and awoke. He
was alone ; alono on a barren island in tho
middle of tho ocean, but he never forgot
that touch of her hand.
The hours, and the days, and the raopths,
aud the years crept by wit-i a souil's pace.
He planted the corn that burst through the
ground and ttaik one blade and tasseled ear.
with no eye lo see it savo Gial's. He read
and reread his few books, and thought; but
oh, the deso!atenes of such a life! Death
would have been a mercy, but death did
not come. Every morning and evening
were the samo. Sabbath and week days
were alike to him. No word was heaid.
He forgot the sound of his own voice. Year
after year he strained his eyes fur a sail, but
thero was never ono in sight. Oh, to look
upon one living thing; to see once mnreoue
human face 1
Five years went by, and a sail was in
sight. With an intensity almost suicidal,
ho watched the ship draw nigh, rears
mingled with his hopes. It was no doubt
the Betsey, but what would that bring tn
him? She could not bring wnrve than 4m
had brought. She oumo alou.hie, diipil
unehor it seemed only fur a iiiHiuto, when
the captain handed hint Sniiie bm.lu and
said, in tu oM hard way, " IWnwmlwr !"
! the only word spoken, and Um IVxUay wns
toon lost in the horisou. HI iMWrt ilil
within 1iim, but he lwd sn a be ouee
more, thank God for that, if only ot 4 bitter
enemy I
Uu hair had grown qn te white. Htwu.
older by thirty years than when he came.
How much longer could this last? He
hoped when ha died it would bo Under tho
clump of bushes like those where thoy found
Grace. Kternity alone must wash out those
India brands on his hands nnd forehead.
His steps grew feebler year by year. It
wasaterriblo expiation of n torrible sin.
To rob womanhood was to rob God I
At lost another fivo years had gono by.
Ten years silect commune with God and
nature had wrought a great change. Ho
could bear now Whatever 'caino, but thero
could not bo long to hear it.
Again the old ship Betsey came In sight.
Calm, unruffled as u man who knows he is
going homo, whether he knows the route or
not, ho waits for tho familiar ship. The
captain took in all at a glance.
"Shall I go homo lodio?"
" Yes."
" I should like to see tho gravo of Grace
and our baby onco more."
The incoming voyage' "was "shorter than
the outgoing, but not short enough fur the
weary man to roach the desired haven.
They wero nearlng port.
" I have asked and received forgiveness,"
said tho dying man. "I want yours alia.
It is Grace's hand.; I feel it just hs in my
dream. Sho has mine forme. I have but
ono wish, to lio beside her."
" It shall bo as you wish." And the cap
tain's hand pressed warmly the cold hand
of death. '
The Bolrcy came in with flags at half
mast. Tho villagers did not soo the brand
which repentance had washed out for heav
en. And they buried him by tho side of
Graco.
Tunis. AND .'rillA'jr.
God bless the' girls
Whoso golden curls
Are not just what they seem,
But at tho end of the day
On tho bureau do lay,
While their owners sweetly dream.
Tho rooster that will leave his crow
ha'f crowed to gobble jt wirm,'niay not be
a musical succcsi, but we will bet ou him
for all that.
A western woman has sued n barkeeper
for $2J,(W0, fur the less of her drunken hus
band. If she gels il, no one would blame
her to immediately marry again, and set tho
new man 113 the same kind of trap.
Thoy rail it wonderful presence of mind
In Iowa when a husband sees a tornado ap
proaching and ptuhes his wife down the cel
lar slairs. It opens a door fur fatal mistakes
but wives must take the consequences.
An old lady whot.iKC4 gic.it interest In
being posted on tho movements of base ball
clubs, but who never witnessed a game,asks
why they cliango pitchers so often j why
not get ono that holds enough at first.
A lady not accustomed to raising poul
try set a hen. and in tine time a brood of
chickens was hatched. A friend calling In
lour days afler, and noticing that they ap.
peared weak and puny, asked how often
they were fed. "Fed'l Oh my 1 Why, I
thought (he hen nursed them," was tho as'
tonished reply.
Ilerr Joachim, the great violinist, went
into a hair dresser's in Lo ,don, to havo ins
haircut. "You really, sir, ought to allow
mo to take more oil'. If you do not wish to
be taken fur a fiddler," said tho barber.
A pickpocket taken willi Ills liand in
somo ono elm's pocket, endeavored to invent
all litanncrnd'jiiiio3jibJecipjjiiiitinns of tho
phenomenon. "What's the uso of your try
ing to lio(about it soeluiniJy," jiij tjio
judge, kindly "haven't "'ju goa jawyor?"
Tito humming of the bees
On tho clover-scented breeze,
And the tender robin's notes ato very finof
But dearer for to mo 3
Thau tho humming of tho bee
Is tho sweet and tender-loin of tho kine.
Tho red chairs that are so fashionable
nnw-a-days on tho verandas of our fashion
able residences, we respectfully submit are
tno small. They do very well, to look mt,
but when it is night, nnd the young lady
has a gentleman friend call to spend the
evening with her, ono or theotherwill have
tn stand up, or well, perhaps she would
make n lap or two around the yard, and
perhaps again she wouldn't.
A timid young Hiizlelnnian, onco mar
ried a wife weighing over 200 juunds,
nvnii-iliioise. They went on n wedding
tour to the country. They wero taking a
walk in tho fields. "My dear," said he softly
to her, "shall I help you over tho fence,?"
"No," said she.taking a side-angular glance
at him, "help tho fuuno."
'Hello, Itobinsnnl I haven't seen yoit
since you had your glass oyo put in. How
does it work 7" "To a charm," said Robin
son. "Can you see with it ?" queried the
friend. "Well, you seo that town clockf It's
22 minutes past seven, ifii'llt?"- 'fl declare j
it's wonderful, Isn't It? Why, It must bo as
good as the eya you was bom with I" and
the friend passed on, iwrfectly tlazod with
the scientific disoovories of tho oculists. The
fact that Robinson's other eye was not glass
didn't once ooour to him. -Yew Jlavtn Jtej-
A small boy had seen his mother's fur
muff that had been badly eaten by moths.
Shortly afterword he was in his father's
stable watching tho process of currying his
pet puny. The animal was shedding iLscont
and consequently large bunches of hairime
out with each application of tho comb.
With tears in his eyes the littlo fellow rushed
Into the bousenudoxclaiinedt "0, mamma,
mammal the moths have got into my pony,
and I'm afruld he's ruined,"
It was in a crowded ferryboat that an
honest but rather unsightly sailor accidont-'
ally name in onlhtion with n bran new dress
of a fine lady, at which she indignantly ex-1
claimed :
Refrain, nudaoioiis (art
My kuit from pressing ;
Rimenibr what you ara
And what I'm dtvssed in I
Santffortl Advocata
.A linkrupt, wanting to gain time, nr
derl IW oupius of a circular printed, which
lie intended sending liisemdiUirs, informing
them that he could not settle with them Im
mediately, but would ut the vary earliest
moMMUit Uke g-eat pleasure ill aeconiui'idat
iiiglbwti. Tiipriuter brought Iheiu around
together ilh the bill. The imfnTvent geri,
tluian looked at it, said it was i-urrect, look
wit utwuhur, tignt-d it. uud handed it with
the ulmoMfn.ce and puiila-ass US the print
er, hw was dumb With surprise al finding
liiinscii thn. put on the list of creditor