Advertising Rates.
Wo dcslr It to bo distinctly understood
that no advertisements will bo Inserted In
he columns of TnBCArtoos Advooatk that
may be received from unknown parties or
firms unless accompanied by tho, casii.
The following are our only terms :
ONE SQUARE (10 1.INI59),
Ons year, each Insertion.. 10 cts.
Bix months, each Insertion 15 cts.
Throe months, each insertion 20 cts.
Loss than three months, first Insertion
$1 1 each subsequent Insertion 25 cts.
Local notices 10 cents Per line.
II. V. MOItTlIlMKIt, Publisher.
CARDS,
lloot ami Shoe illnkers.
ClltonBrelney,i'n Urnn'M building. Ilank street.
A 1 1 orderi promptly filled work warranted .
The Carbon Advocate
And Independent Family Newspaper
Published every f ATURDAY, In
Lehighton, Carbon Co.,Pa., by
iiAiticr v. luoitTiai-tiuit.
OrpiCB DAKWAY, A short dlstauce abort,
th Lehigh Valley R. R. Depot.
Terms: $1.00 per Atmum in Adyance.
Evitnr Bcscntmos np rtAis akd mkct
J" oTd IP rin ting
AT VER LOW PfHCES.
H. V. Moutiidier, Proprietor.
INDEPENDENT" Live ana Let Live."
51.00 a Year if Paid in Advance
VOL. VII., No 30
LEHIGHTON, CAHBON COUNTY, PA., SATURDAY, JUNE 21, 1879.
If not paid in advance, $1.25.
Attorneys.
JOHN KLINE,
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
Offlco with Al'cn Craig, opposite American Ho
tel, MARKET SQUARE,
maucii chunk, r. j.iiyi'My
JOIIS 1). BERTOLETTE,
ATTORNEY AND COUNSELLOR AT LAW,
Broadway and Nneqnebnnna Streets. Opposite
Court Ho.no,
MAUCH CHUNK, rA.
Mar be consulted In Oormjn. iiiatJ5.Iy
p 1. LONUSTREET,
ATTORNEY AT LAW
Levon's Building,
ASK STREET. LEIIIOHTOX. PA.
Deoomtior 16.6m.
w
HI. IlAl'SIIKU,
atioiinky and couNsnr.Lon law,
BASK 3Ti:ST,,EHIOllTON, PA.
ItaalBstatanndCollectlon Aiiencv. WlllBuyand
Ball Krai Batata. Conveyancing .leitly done Co),
action, promptly matte. .tiling Kstatea of I).
admit, a apaclalty. May b consulted In Knllab
nJ Herman. Ncv.g.
J AS. II. STllUTHEflS,
ATTOltN 1Y AT LAW,
30fRce: 21 floor of Ith'ud's Hall,
illnuoll Gliunk. Pa.
All bmlness eutruitud tu Mm will 1 promptly
attended to.
May 27, lr.
p .T. BIKEHAN,
ATTORNEY AT LAW
Next DoortoI'Mrit National Bank,
M.AIIRII CHUNK, TA.
xrV-CUrt lie consulted In German. JanO,
Justices and Insurance
JJ A UISI.TZ,
JUSTICE OF THE PEACE,
OrriCEi Llndermin' Block. BANK-Strcet,
LHIIiaUTOM. PA.
Conveyancing. Collecting nrd nil other busl
nas. connected with thn omre pifiiuntlv attend.
d to Agent for trio brae Fire nnd 1 ifo Insnr
anee Corah inloi 1 Rents collected ut renxonalile
names. fce. Aprlilrl
Tiro. ii .vs Kt:iii:m:n,
CONVEYANCER,
AND
GENERAL INSURANCE AGENT
The fallowing, Comp inies ar. Represented:
LIH1A.N )N MU 1UALFIBU,
HEAIUNO MUTUAL FIRE,
WOMINO PI UK.
i'orr.-iviLf.K nnrc,
LEHIGH rum. and the TIM V
elerd acciden r insurance,
Atao Pennsvlvanli and Mutnil Horse Thief
Detrc'ivn and Iu-iiiraiuo dun pan v.
MarcnI'J. IHOS. KUMEHER.
Physicians and Dentists.
Slatington Dental Office,
LEbTABLlSUKD 1870.
Arliflcial Teeth 1Mb to Restore the
Original Contour of lips &CMs.
Persons ordering a Set of Teeth, and residing
at Lehlghton, Welssport or vicinity, or any
point within '5 miles from Slatington, will
HEOEIVE AN
Excursion Ticket
TO AND FItOM SAID POINT FltEE!
Very Hcsiiectrully,
Dk. L. Campbell.
FiLLtxa Tkitu ASruciALTr. April 5-ly
Y. REBER, M. I).,
EAST PENN, Carbon Countr, Pa.
Residence.. ..fiorn 7 a. m. to ton. ni
IIIjURS.) ami Uno 111 In 10 n. 111
J Parry vlllo ..from Mo.m. to li noon.
Mar be consulted In the German Lnugungo
r. O. Address Lcbu bton. Nur. 35,-l 1
A. OBtlll A.HKlt, M.D.,
PHYSICIAN AND Sl'llOKON
Ppcrl.l attention ptld to Chrmiie DlMiea.
Ortiea: South L'ait corner Ironand 2nd at... I.e
olilhton.l'a. Arrl' .1, 1875.
QIIAS. T. IIOIIN, M. !.,
OFfiCEt ovr.n it a. rurrcirs nnva
SrOltU. ll.V.NU f.KHHllfloN, 1 A.
Ueneral nractlceatteuOtd to, ond BPKOIAI
ATTHNTION GIVEN TO UI-iEAHhS Ol
WOMEN. iunr21 .yl
N.
II. UEIIEIt, M. I).
V. S ICxamliilng Surgeon,
rnACTICINO PUYHIOI AN and SU KQEON
ocricei ua.nk street. IIeiieu's ulock, Lehicb
tou, fa.
Way beeontailcdia the Oernnn IjniRttaKc.
Nov. 3 .
j-).ivii nitituiiT's
Livery 8s Sale Stables
n A N It STH.Kl2T,L,KtlIGirrO.V, Pa
PAST TROTTING HOUSES,
EIjEGANT CAKUIAGES.
And poittlvely LOWHIl PHIftF.S than any
other Livery lu the Co juty.
Larue ana handwrae carilaeM for F.iner.l
SfUorvIS7? WMa'us"- UAVID UIIUHUT
1 1 V S II , fi I ) s"
Calcined Magnesia,
Fooa Fiusr PaaMiOJi Mkdals Awauoeo.
Wore asrccblototha Tasie and Utualicr Doao
tbau otber 4affneia.
For ale in Oavernment Mmpd Dottlea, at
lraniriu an 1 1'ounirv sioies and br
T. J. IirSUANI), Jr.,
; ijiii .vun run
Railroad Guide.
plIILA. & UI2AUIND UA1LIIUAD.
Arrangement of PaiseDger Trains.
MAY HTM. is:o.
Trains leave ALIiBM'OWN aa follows:
fviA tKHKtnev nnAcit.l
For Phlladelohla. at 4:21. 6.uu. II. J". a.m.. and
6.6? p. in.
riunuAyN,
For Philadelphia at 4 2o a. in..J..Vi n. m.
(via KAsrrexNA. nuANcu.l
Tor Ileid'nR, t 2.30. 6.4U, o.u a m 12.10, 4.50
ai.dnop.m.
For ilaiilsDiirg. 2.3)5 10, 0.03 a. ra., 12.10, 4.30
ii.on p. m.
For Lancaster and Cotnmbla, S 43, 0.3; a.m. and
4 30 p. m
tljoos not run on Atnmlny
MINDAYS.
For Itcadlni. 2 30n.m. and 4.30 and 0 0)i.m,
For 11 jrrlaliurfr, 2.'l i a. in anil tl n.1 o. in.
'irains I'UtLALii.i'i.NTtlwn icavo aaiouows:
(VIA 1'RIIKfOMICN UIIAKC11.)
Leavo Philadelphia, 7.4d a. iu 1.0J, 1.30 jnC 6.30
p.m.
LoivcPlilltrtclphla. 8.nn.m niiil315p.m.
(VIA KABT 1TSMA linAXCII I
Leave tte.utue 7.'-'i 10.31 n ni., 4 05, 0.13 rnd
10.41 n III
Leavo irnrilaburc, 3 If, 8 li a. m., and 2.70. 4.C0
flll" i oi p. ni.
Leave Lnncaitcr, 8.10 a. m., 12 5-1 and 3.4S p. in.
Lear Columbia 8.'n. in. l.'O and 3.35 p. in.
nUNIJAYh.
Leavo ltcndinir. 7.20 nml o 03 a. m.
Leavo Unrrliiimii.s.lGn.in.
Traliia.nmi koil thus i) run to and from depot
9th and ureo'i streets, Phllattelplita. other
trniui ton jit irnm liroiu atrcci itepnt.
Tno0.3a.in and ."..55 p. ni. tinlns from Alln
town, nod tho7.43 n.m and n.3i ji. m. tinina
from Plntniti-iptiia, bavo tlnongh cars to and
(torn Philadelphia.
I7efrn itanaaer.
C O. IIANCOCK, Gtn'l Ticket Agent,
Hotels and Saloons.
The Fort Allen House,
WE1SSPORT, PA.
BEHLER & KRESGE. Proprietors.
Tills IZciixo Is lncatcil In tlio Itormiirh of
Wt-l.snxirt. Ciiibon L'tmntv. I' i.. iind Is ImlU
on the cite or Fori Allen, an old etockario lort
Itlcatlou, cn-cicil here over a century ao to
rtit'ci ino cany peuicrs iiKainit 1110 noino
nciirsioiisorihu InrllniiH. Tholioue Ik a tub-
t initial brick, and was named "Fori Allen
House" by the hue L'dward Weiss: It contains
Thirty-two Kuoms and a handsome Hestau
rant, und iht prescntal'inprfcturs have nwly
and thoroughly re lilted the establishment
li nns an me nnpninnaeiuc 01 a. r i rbt-ulabu
CO UN THY IIUI'LIj, adapted for the com
fort oT Us patrons. In close proximity to the
llutcl, In pcrlccl preservation. Is the llislurlc
OL1 Fit AN KLIN WELT
which was dujr. by order of Ilcnjatnln Trank-
iin io supply i lie uarriou m rx Alien wun
water, lis walls ol etonc. which will deft the
ravages oTaes, arc as pcrlcct to-day as
put there, and the well now contains about
six leet or crystal water. The well Is now
bulri fitted upas a historic rllc, to the water
of wnich the patrons of the House will havo
SUMMER nOARUEKS
will be nccomnrndatrd at Itcafnnaldo Prices.
The Itar Is Mii t cd w lb tlio beet Wilier
Liquors and Clears. (Innd stabling attiichud.
April IfCllljK ic KKUU.
Eating and Drinking
SALOON,
Lewis J. Ciiiustmax, Piop'r.
This well-kept and excellnntly fitted up Sa
loon Is located tlircu doors above (Jlnuts'
'lallorlnir tstore, on
HANK STHEET, LEIIinilTON,- I'a.
Hcrncr & Engrlcr's lMilIadtlptila Hcer nl
ways nn Tap. Uhoive tfgars, and all kinds or
Uutieshiueulg in beason.
l'ri'o I.iti:cli oi cry Saturday Night.
Patronage solicited. Slay 17 1S7D ly
Astor Place Hotel.
EUItllPHAN 1'L.A.N.
Astor Place, 3d Aic. a- d Sth Street,
(OrrosiTK Cooren Inbtitutk.)
NEW YOU1C,
Ilcst Location In tho City. Elevated Rati
road and fire other lines pass the door.
Itooms 60 cts. to 2 per Day. 11 y the Week
$2 and upwards.
April 10-n.O OPEN AI.I. NK11IT.
NATIONAL HOTEL,
UOUTI.AMVr M., near Ilrimilwn y,
istew 'ob-is:.
UOTtllKlSS & POND, I'toiitii'torj.
On tliu i:iiroiriui Plan.
'Ibo lieatanrant Cnle and Lunch ltnnm ar
taclied arc miajipaaaed fur cheat lies mid ex.
eetlviicoot Keivicc Itiaiuia 5 ' eta to r2 per flnv,
fltnlln per wevlc, Couliiciit tu all Ftinia
anil ;itv H llriuda. NEW rUHNlrUHli,
NEW MANAOIi.MKNT Jilll.yl
1HB
TOLEDO BLADE.
NASBY'S PAPER.
DCrnDC vnll antiacrleforanvolli.
DtrUnL IUU ,,r ,n,,er ai-nd Inr n
-peilmoncoiTofTllil T'lLl'.DO IlLADi:. Il
la a Muminnth I'.tEl.t I'aao Wi-ekiy Pn''cl ol
sUlvdonr Coinmna hlie.l wi'h onef.ilr ,'ro.
ouwl iiMilinir matlor of inleieit uo alne to
po pie in nl. paiuot tlio Uiilmi Ktul. a
SPECIAL FEATURES.
All the Lie pi rt mm n wh o'i hivninnde Ilia
JILADK i nootrur till otorlbe United rttntCH.
Wll ilO iCl'ZUl TlV COUl'IlUWt. I.UIUfl v t Th" Pop
ulnr L ttcitt ol font i'tHiliif awia-d Drmocruto
politlCl'll, l'UV IM T.1ULKUU V NAM1V, WlllCll
are written xiresH Ir TDK liLi)U- our
H0UKiioLH DM'AUTURNT, a rich deport- rv ot
nrauttc.il liifo-'iiinttoi. upon MibJ't-tn nlititiiet
in reiy home i a Younu l'i:uri.i:'a Dliiuin.
hunt i a Ho tjc im Ucpartinent embiou or tlio
weekly hum-ay Huamd Lownf 1 clnr.nliitf
inntrrt tli-IIiU'hteHi Wit and MatuortTiiK
nvTi-TOiiiH.i,(iimual ami -itl-etM ; A.Newias
loroitKLMmuBNTS nmt th- L-tloic pw Ijo-h
nit pmt ol the word. HIR liUltK ilicut it"
IniKniy in t-veiv nto and Teiriltir m the
Union and h rveiyubetP I t-t'i eihI a tlu
.met-! ami nu .'r m:wi axukamjlv pai.
Kit pub ifiitcit iiny wht rii, 'iiv H ond iou will
neve Willi ifilV bo without it
A nuni? the ucw leatuica lot till 3 winter cro a
A ndersonville Prison Sketches,
ov one who w list I pre A upw Baiin' at' ry was
commenced Nov. UtU. A 110 tier one will com
m nice in Jon'iarv.
TEltMs Mutr-.c copr, per y tir 2 3' 1 Are
oopU'M,ti,7S 1 ach ; ton or morn ropier ff'.Cl ench
and an xtta copy with evert tlub ol ten.
Nieclmcu coulei m-iu tree. Kt-ud tr uim Ad
dret TULLDU ilLADK, JVIeuo, Ohio.
Fifty Thousand Books
for Sale at Half I'rlcc.
w 0 are now offeiing io the nubile, poataao
prepaid, at ONK-UALi- the renlar PHco .tidy
ilioiiaaudvoluinea ut cliuicu bonka, cumiuiainu
Ih.iury. tiiu- raphy, Metlou. Poeirv. lluiuor.
Mwiical.ltrllgioi aaiutHti entlt'.o Works, win linn
of btandaiu Authors etc.. otc. Tbeao booka
are.plrcted brour Air. LKKa(Naabv)iroiii tho
.(elves ot tno li ndi.ig niibiihera ol tho ciiua
try, a'O all NEW uud I'ltl.dlt aud aio tho
lllKNUCAI. KDIT1UN.-) hsud'ed l.vliielo
tall bookseller. We hue ni nlco thousand, of
theao tinok. to all parti ot the runintry. and
every borne sent out la Al.ltAN 111 1) to oa
I XAOILY A HUl'ltl.Sl.Nl'ED and lOgllB
EN 1111 E U A'l'lS FACTION.
CATALOGUES FREE.
I Wobavevrmlel a laiRe and ooinptete cata
logue of our Jioob-i. rruii.ed br nulijecta ami
, on auproitiou will mail oonio freot'i aurr.d
i tireo. We shall Llm I c r.-id to m'iiu free peci
uieucoi totfut ibe IIUlUK vwiufver anklet iuUo
so. -U pcroiiR i caul n if tbU advt iti-cmeut aro
! cordially nulie-d io m-ho ua by to-tai riudor
l oiherwue th uamtiit themKeive-i ami filend.
I AduiM TOLtLO ULAUK.ToUtio. Onta
orl?al. or to Rent.
nu ouci'Mr tor.iea : norr imuiua
1 1 9 in n iiinn .jmvtt'iu r..,ai rivaiKiri
with fit e and one hall acr. a ol l. id, a
frond Orrhaid of ehoice apulea, r. For fanu
rr arilcu an, apply io
J V Kl I I'PINdKIt,
Jai-.l' i i nt.,u xx
A. ID Maussei
M annfaettrrer ot and Dealer In
STOVES, RANGES AND HEATERS,
Till aiiJ Sheet-Iroii Ware and General
House Mshing: Gootls.
IIOOFIXG nntl KFOUTIXH clone nt
short notico and at Lowest Cusli Prices.
I am the anthnnzed aaei t for tho Sale of tho
follow Inn KlltST-CLASS srOVUS
THE SILVKIl & GOLD MEDAL COOK,
TUB LIOHTHOUSE COOK,
THE il AYFLOW1S11 HANOU,
THE BUNBI1INE HANGE and
1 ho NEW ANCHOH HEATElt,
andam ScIIIiib them VEltV CHEAP lor Cash.
Kvcrv kind of KiOVEaftATES and FIHE
IlftlLKS kept constantly on hnud.
Store on SOUTH Street,
A few doors above Hank St., LEHIGHTON.
Pntronaae solicited Satisfaction rnarnntor d.
Oct. 5-yl A. i). JdOSSEH.
Central Carriage Works,
Bank St., Lcliigldon, Pa.,
Are prepared to Manufacture
Carriages, Buggies, Sleighs,
Spring Wagon, &c.,
Of every description, In the most substantial
manner, and ut Lowest Cash Prices.
Repairing rroiiiptly Attended to.
TItEXLER & KREIDLER,
April 2U, 1870 yl Troprlctors.
QAKB0S ADVOCATE
JOB PRINTING OFFICE,
LliUinitTON, I'A.
Uvcrydctcrtpllonof TrmtlnK, from a
Visiting Card to a Poster.
c.utns.
lill.L IIUADU,
LETTEa HEADS,
NOTE HEADS,
Sl'ATEJIENT.S,
rnouitAMUES,
POSTERS,
HANDBILLS,
DODGEItS.
CIItCULArtS,
SHIl'l'lNG TAO,
ENVELOPITS,
PAMl'ULETS,
HY.LAW8, &C, AC,,
Done in tho best manner, at very Lowest Trices.
We are niepnrod to do work nt na chenp rnlea
nsuiir cUlro initio htate t.iat deals twiifttly
wlthUaLutoincrs.
OUH MOTTO IS
Cheap, Prompt & Reliable.
Reorders by omall rcclvo prompt atlcntkn.
IllS. A. O. PETER,
OF
H. A. Peter's Central Dm Store.
LEUCKEL'S 11LOI K, LEHIOIITONr PA.,
Poarcllullv nnnounco to thn penile of Le.
lilclilnn and vlcinttv. that sho win continue 111")
liuainia. ua htretofnie aii'l thanking them for
pat favors, asks a c intlnuanco the. cot. You
will n wave Unit u lull line ol
PUKE DRUGS and CHEMICALS,
PATENT MEDICIN KS HOIIHE
aud AlTi.i: POAllElls. TOU,
El AUTICLES.M'ONOI'.S. OI1A
K)lShKIN, P A and FAN.
CY S rATlONUIt Y.l iti at atyle of
PLAIN mid FANCY WALL PA-
I'KI.H. fllll'IPH. In i, il..llni..
1'UUIi. WINE and I.IQUOZtSfur inediclnai
uae, .to. at Lnweet Pnres. l'liyteian'a pre.
hcnlHluna compounded by Dr. O T. Horu. nt
alihouraof thocayund night, hundar tui lud.
, . MltS A.C. ftlEIt.
Maich Sl.lS-yl
P
rime Home M.itlo Ilread I
WHV GO HUNGRY! When yon can Buy OS
pouuds 1 1 Flr.t C'l.ioa Iiicad-
FIVE LOAVES FOR 25 CENTS I
J. W. O'NEAL, the popnlar Ilread nnd Cake
Haaer, of Leinghtoti in on rirtomoct ihe wants
of the times hue llei'm id h i IT Co ol tila ceie
bratixl llumu Uado llltl A J to
Five Loaves forTwenty.fiveCts. Cash.
Sugar, ltalsln Curomat t-cotch, Drop. Cream
aud other OA KEs, only
Ten Cents per Dozen.
Look. Out Tor the tVugon!
At MAUCH CHUNK, on Tuesday, Thursday
and SHtuidjy Moiuings.
LEU lull TON and wtlSol'OUT.evcry After
uoou except Friday.
TERMS STRICTLY CASH I
Patronage i-ollclted. J. w. O'NEAL.
hl'OUEi Opposite Fllst Nallonal Uauic.
aprllsvl 11-iiteJ.LaJgJnr
l am now supplying the very Best LATTI
MElt COAL at the following Low Prices, mi
No. I Chestnut by tho Car, I 1 per to
No. loneatnut, mogleton 3 W per tou
I No. 2 Chestnut, by tho Car SOP per ton
No. 2 Chculuut, amnio t n, 2 3. por tou
DULIVJiltKL). Move aud Bui Slits at
equally Law l'rlcf .
I J. L. GAR EL,
Dealer in
General Hardware, &c,
Oppoalts the l'ubllo suar, BANK t-THLB
LI IIIOHfON, r.V. tioi,J0,l7
KA1M.
All about Its solL climate, its settled and ita
"', laiins. lis irins nnu farmers can be
learned in THE KANSAS FAllMKlt.nn eight,
pejto weekly pnnir, m years old. Coi respond
ents In eveiv county. Jjent to any addioss H
wecits for 60 cents. Postaao etnmpa taken as
money. Addicss, IIUDSOtt iEWINO.To
peica, Kansas.
I learned nioro about Kansas from yoor paper
that 1 can rely upon than from all oiner
uui,;i;n.sfiriaTH it. j-.rfliif. uoiumoianct CO..
)ito.....Ii vivcsjnat what those of us wonting
to morn west, most want io know. sanwet
Vne$ter. Oranie Co., A'na VorC.,... Una u large
corns of nbls t-ontribuiora. Office tthatt. ...'lUs
best agricullnrnt papci mibo weateru countty.
8vrnt JIM rromeu...ll is a ralunldo nnper.
"Atehtneon Cliampxon..... It la ably edited.
vpint of Kama t.... A fi nrless ontaroicn Joiun.
ai. Lawrence Journal ....Our Kansas freads
should ftel much niido in tho Inah chaiacter i f
tliolr stalo Agitcultural pnpi r. A'ational Zirs
blade Journal.. ..It tins quietly ikcn n high
pinccnuiongnaricultmal Jnnnials. A-. Y.Trt
bunt... .a won Iiv rrpto-i utallvo ol thn great
West.- IhWa. iraclica Farmer. Feb. 21 W4.
If yon aro In want of anything In the way of
PILTOLS, Ami nniilon.Gnn Mnterlil. Flslilnu
rcklo or nny other l'l.MS sronnso goods
pleaB. writo lor my Lnrco lllnstiatni I'ata.iiguo
mid Prlp Liat wlneli 1 mnll fiibk. Vonis tin v
JOIINhTON'S OlIEAT WEiTKllN QUXWOUKS,
1'lTTenUlIO, I'A
T
ME SLAIINGT0N
PLANING MILL
AND
Cabinet Ware Factory,
AT SM.TINGTOX.
JOHN BALLIET, Propr.,
Deals In atl l:tnd ond fttzes of Dne, Hemlock
Oak mid Haul Wooa Lumber, ami Uuowpio
pared to exocutu uuy uueunt of ordeis lor
DresseB LumbeR
OF ALli KINDS.
Doors, Sashes, Rlinds, SlmUcrv,
Mouldings, Cnljinct Ware, &c,
With Promptness.
Brackets Made to Order.
TheMnchlnorrisnll new and of tlio bent and
most Improved Jclmls. I emuloy none but tlio
beftt woi jcmeti, u-e well atoned and jiooJ ma
teihl, nnd nmihotcforonbln to puai antro rtittrn
Bnii-iactlun to all who mavlavor mo with a call.
(iiflcrit or mail mommlv attended to. Mv
clnupc aio modrratn; term? each, or liiteicbt
charged alter tl.iity days.
givk am A CALL.
n7Thop rnortRPiMn Unild np will flndltt
1 heir advnntngo t hivo Mdluff, Floor Ilotmls
lloot as.iCB. Gutters, itc, At-., mudentthl
Voi torv.
May 10yt JOHN I1ALLIKT.
RAXU Ol'EXIXG !
I bog tenvo to Infnim m old pnlionan.it ru
toniei-i unit ho uh ic In penernl. l lint I have
nui'ucd aud h.ivu now ready .for luspcucn In
tho
l'CST OFFICE UUILD1NG
nnniietrort, LEIIIOnTON. r. at the LOW.
j;.sr CAill PHICh.'S, a full aud now asuoit
mcut cf
HATS, CAPS, &c.
Sneclnl attention hnvlna been elven to a we'l
selected lino of MEN'S WOMEN'S ana CIIIL.
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uum you ce iur t ur.u wimt you hi no at .
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t (.0 , Portland. iWla, Junei-iy,
Our Idol Is Dcatl.
BY AKOS.
Close the door lightly,
Bridle the breath,
Our llttlo earth-angel
Is talking with Death;
Gently he woos her,
She wishes to stay
Ills arms are about her
Ho bears her away 1
Muslo comes floating
Down tho high dome ;
Angels aro chanting
Tho sweet welcome home.
Come stricken weeper t
Come to the bo.l,
Gore on tho sleeper
Our Idol Is dead !
Smooth out tho ringlets,
Close the blue eyes,
No wondor such beauty
Was claimed In the skies ;
Cross the hands gently
O'er tho whllo breast,
So liko a wild spirit
Strayed from tho blot;
Bear her out softly,
This Idol ofourg,
Let her grave slumbers
Bo mid tho sweet flowers.
THE TW0WISHES.
bv Mtts. n. c. i.r.mtix.
Willi a run and a jump, a boy darted up
tho stairs ofnnoid house, and burst open the
door of nn nttic, exclaiming: ''Ahoy, my
hearty I How goes it V
Tho "hearty" was n liltlo girl, tho only
inmato of thn room. Sho was a prelty little
creature, with eyes tho color of violets nnd
hair liko spun gold; and her dear mouth
and lovely smilo won every heart. Sho
went hopping to meet him on a littlocrutch,
for sho was very lame. Her brother Jock
gave her a hug nnd a kiss, nnd asked: "Has
n't mother gut homo yet? Howbavo you got
along these six weeks without me, Lizzie?"
" Mother will soon bo here, for sho was
going to be let oil early this afternoon.
And, oh 1 Jack, wo arc to lmvo a r'gtilar
fcaslt You knuw Mr. Bates, at tho St.
Charles Hotel? Well, ho said, if sho would
go thcro with a basket, she could buy lots of
nice things that were left over, and they
would bo very cheap. So wo arc going to
celebrate your arrival with a grand dinner."
"You don't say so?" said Jack. "That
sounds good to a jolly tar, who is as hungry
as a shark."
Jack Lovcjoy had been employed on u
yacht all Summer, and tho owner, Mr.
Hnwcs, had been off on n six weeks' cruise.
Poor little lnmo Lizzie had passed many
long days trying to nmuso herself without
her lively companion.
"But, Jack," said his sister, "what makes
you look so funny?"
" It's my new jacket, I guess," said Jack,
turning around and displaying! pea-jacket,
very much too large for him.
"No it's not that. It's the color of your
face; and your hands, too. What makes
them so black I"
"Why," said Jack,'tliats only tan. Just
wait till you sco my arms I" And ho rolled
up his sleeves and showed two well-black-
eued wrists.
'01i, dear," cried Lizzie. "What can you
do for them. " Mother will bo so sorry I"
"Sorry I" cried Jack. " I think it's jolly.
I sat with baro arms lots of times before the
tan would come on. At first they only
blistered, nnd then tho skin would peel off.
But at last the black got burnt in, and I tell
3-ou they are beauties "
"It's too bad?" said Lizzie. "Did Mr.
Hawcs mako you do it?"
"Of course, not. Ho don't know anything
about it. But tell how you have got on
without mo. How has Jerry flourished?"
Lizzio had for her only iet a scarlet ger
anium, which was her pride and delight.
"Jack would persist in culling it "Jerry,"
though sho did not liko it.
" Look for yourself." And Lizzie pointed
to tho six largo red blossoms, that did credit
to her care.
" How comes on tho Ventilator family?"
And Jtick leaned out of tho window, to take
a look at tho chimneys.
Lizzie's lameness kept her in-doors so much
she had lo draw very largely upon her Im
agination for amusement. Tho rusty old
ventilators, lhat wero in sight from tho attic
window, afforded no end of fun. Many a
merry hourhnd sho and Jack passed watch
ing the crazy old things. Now one was
whispering some gossip into it's neighbor's
ear, when whizl ;rcsfo! round it would
whirl, with a hoarse creak, ond the children
would say they had quarreled. No two
looked alike, and tlioy hud sc much expres
sion they grew to bo almost real people to
Lizzie, and seemed liko old friends.
" Oh, dear 1" replied Lizzie. "Wo had a
very high wind a week ago, and how they
did groan nnd squeak I Old Mrs. V., was
nearly killed, nnd her little girl hasn't stood
up straight since."
" I should think so," said Jock. "Mother
V. has got an awful list in her bonnet, and
they'll have lo take a reef in liltlo V.'s
feather. It's tipped over backward. But
who's this fine new fellow? When did ho
arrive 7"
" Oil 1 two or threo weeks ago. Wo have
n't called on him yet ; ho looks so stuck up,
ilh that whirling thing on his head. I
don't believe he's half 60 nice as the rusty
old bonnets, that look so sociable. But wo
must begin to set tho table, for mother will
soon bo in, ami then we'll have dinner."
"I'll show you how to set a table," cried
Jack. "I olways did it on board theyachL"
Lizzio gave him tho cloth, and ho flapped
it on in a trice, while she looked on, very
much amused.
"Brail her up thero. Wo mutt have
everything taut, you know." Ho put tho
plates on, bottom sldo up and stuck thoends
of Ihe knives and forks under tlio edges.
Tho peppcr-iot and suit collar he put in
tumblers. "Thero wo aro now, all ship
shape." And he sat down well pleased with
his work.
" Why," said Lizzie, "you havn't put on
half the thiugs."
"There's enough. Don't you see, sho
might give a lurch, and then where would
you be, with everything sent flying?"
Lizzie laughed aud said to herself; "Jack
is putting on airs, with all this new sailor
talk. I must take bim down a little." "Oh!
yes. I forgot. But you see earthquakes
havn't been very common with us this
Summer. I put on all the dishes wo want."
Jack felt snubbed but lie laughed, and
told Lizzie the was a nice little thing, if the
did make fun of htm.
"Little I" cried she. "Just see how I've
grown. My crutch is getting too short. 1
shall have to have a new one."
Jack's heart gaTe a throb. Ono day they
had taken out a parly on tho yacht, and ho
heard a lady tell Mr. Hawcs how she had
been cured of a lameness. From what he
gathered, her case was like Lizzie's. A wish
passed through his mind that his sister might
be cured. Tlio wish grew to a hope, and the
hope strengthened to n firm resolvo that it
must bo done.
" Mother ought to be hero by this lltno.
I will go down aud meet her." And, so
saying, the boy ran out of tho room : soon
coming back with Mrs. Lovcjoy, who went
every day to work at a dressmaker's.
Lizzio seized tlio basket, nhd found the
sccond-hand.dinncr a feast, Indeed. Never
did fifty cents buy sc much before. Mrs,
Lovcjoy must havo had a Ificntt nt court.
When sho saw a cold roast chicken, sho was
wild with delight. "Wo can wish with the
wishbone I" sho cried. She had never had
but one before in all her life.
" So wo cau," said Jack; "and shiver my
timbers if I won't hit on the best wish in
the world."
Tho dinner was a merry one; and Jack
nniuscd them with his adventures, which
lost nothing in the telling. Tlio good time
extended even to the dish-washing, and Jack
proved himself a valuable assistant. When
everything was put away, Lizzie cried "Now
for tho wishbonol" which lud been drying
on a kerosene stove, that had been used In
making Mrs. Lovejoy's cup of tea.
Jnck had his wish firm in his mind that
Lizzio might bo cured; while the little girl's
hope nnd desire was thut some day she might
havo a home in tho" country. When she
looked out from tho attic window, she would
wonder what could bo beyond all the houses;
and would long so to sco some trees nnd
green fields tho pretty violet eyes would be
filled with tears.
Two earnest faces bcntovcrlhclittlcbonc.
But alas! it had got so dry the head snapped
off, and tho poor,disnpjKinted children stood
with pieces of equal length in their hands.
1 I'll en Jack saw the grieved look on Lizzie's
face, he insisted that it was all right, and
they would botli get their wish; which Liz
zio tried very hard to boliove.
In tho meantime Mrs. Lovcjoy had been
looking over a bundle which contained some
clothes Mr. Hawes had given Jack. All at
once she gave a startled. cry . nnd tho child
ren saw site was trembling with excitement.
"Old mother! What is the matter?" cried
Lizzie, hopping as fast as sho could towards
her.
Sho pointed to an advertisement in a
paper sho was reading, which was tho Lou
don Timet.
Jack took it and road aloud : "Any in
formation concerning Elizabeth Archcbald,
of Chessbrook, England, will bo thankfully
received by her brother John Archebald.
Communications sent to Messrs. Cartwright
t Anderson, attorneys, Tcmplo Bar, Lon
don." " irhnt docs il mean ?" asked Lizzie. "Can
it be that Uncle John who went to Australia
so many years ngo?"
"I can't tell," Baid her mother. "I won
der what I ought to do?"
"Ask Mr. Hawes," cried Jsck. "He has
a brother in London. That's the way ho
came by the paper."
"It's tho bcst.thing I can do, I believe
To morrow morning, Jack, wo will go to his
office."
The next day Mrs. Lovcjoy nnd Jack went
to see Mr. Hawcs. She told him her story.
She had lived in Chessbrook until she was
left a widow. Her only brother had sail
ed for Australia und had never been heard
from. Concluding ho was dead, she had
sailed for America, with some friends, and
had never go no back to her home. Mr.
Hawes was interested ot once, and offered to
attend to the business, ns hi brother in
London could soon look into llio affair.
Lizzie was left at home, as usual ; but she
had plenty to do, and her crutch went lap,
tap on the floor, keeping time with tho song
she sung.
" How gay little Lizzio is tills morning!"
thought poor Mrs. Brown, who lived in the
room beneath. "I will take baby and go
up and sco her. She always makes me feel
better, Ihough where sho gets her spirits
from is more than I can tell."
Sho went up, and put baby on tlio floor.
Ho seized his favorite toy, the liltlo crutch,
and flung itaboulin his aimless way, pound
ing his dear liltlo head unmercifully. After
sho had told her many woes (her oldest boy
had been brought homo by a policeman, half
strangled with mud, having fallen into the
dock, while playing on a wharf) Lizzie told
her about the advertisement her mother had
found, aud that it must havo been put in by
an uncle who went away to Australia 20
years ago, hoping to cheer up her forlorn
neighbor.
To her surprise, Mrs. Brown broko into
wails and lamentations.
"Oh, dear I oh, dearl Your mother will
rue the day she ever saw it. You will all
bo dragged olf to Australia ; and your moth
er will marry a convict, with a ball aud
chain round his leg; and Jaco will bo a
'tickct-of-leave man' ; and I don't know
whatever will bccunio of you, if you don't
die of seasickness on the way over."
This dark picture quite upset poor Lizzie.
She felt just ready lo cry, when Jack came
into tho room, with enough fun in his face
to drive out all Mrs. Brown's dismal ideas.
"What's to pay hero ?" cried he, seeing
Lizzie's forlorn face.
How he shouted when she told him what
would become of tbem all if that Uncle John
should turn up. Before Mrs. Brown could
think of anything else to say she was called
from below, and, shouldering tho baby, she
departed.
In due time Mrs. Lovcjoy got a reply
from England, with tho good news that her
brothei was alive, nnd would join her in
Boston as soon as lie could arrange his af
fairs. He said he hoped to make his home
with Iter, as he was alone in the world; anil
sent some money fur Jack aud Lizzie,whoin
ho lioried lo see very soon.
Jack thought (he time had come fur help
ing Litzie. He got his mother alone one
day, and told her what he hoped might be
done. To his great disappointment, she did
not think as he did. The idea of an ojiera.
tion frightened her and she onuld not banr
to give Lizzie any pain. "She Is so well
and bsppy, Jnck, I do not dare to attempt
it. We might raise fahra hopes; aud how
dreadful that would be t"
"But only think, mother. She cannot
walk,otitl How bard it must be fr her "
"She has you and mo, Jack, and we must
bo feet for her. Oh 1 no. I cannot think:
of il for a moment."
Jock said no more, hoping his mother
might change her mind.
Not long'aflcr this Jack awoke one night
with a atmngo feeling of suflucatioii. When
he could rouse himself, lie found the room
filled with smoke. He rushed to wake Ids
mother and Lizzie.
"Fire I fire I" he screamed with all bis
might. There was no time to lose, anil he
told them to run as fasljasthcy could. They
started down tlio stairs. The noise and con
fusion so terrified poor Lizzie the stopped,
and crying "I cannot come ; you must leavo
me. I am too lame I" fell upon the floor.
Jack turned and took her in his arms, and
followed by his mother, succeeded in getting
down one flight. But the scene below was
frightful. Tho flames had reached tho
staircase and oscapo was impossible. He
turned into an empty room, nndqulckly
closing the door, put Lizzie down aud ran
to a window. Aller ono look, he said :
"Mother, I must leave you alone willi
Lizzie. I think lean get down. It's tho
only way of gettingjhelp for you." Bo siy
ing, he dropped from tho wludow to tlio
roof beneath. Mrs. Lovcjoy crouched by
Lizzio who had fainted. She kept her eyes
fixed on tho door, her only shield from the
horror beyond, fearing every instant to bc
tho fiery tongue licking under tho sill. The
heat was terrible and tho smoke stifling.
Tlio poor woman's endurance was nearly at
nn end when she heard cheers from the
outside. Sho looked around, and saw a
man's head nt theindow. Taking Lizzie
up, she almost threw hor Into his arms, and
watched "tho Blow descent with but ono
thought, "Sho is saved, my poor, lame
child I and I was to have been feet for her I
God forgivo me for my prldol"
In a few moments'cheer upon cheer rose
from tho crowd. Sho knew then that Lizzie
was safe. 81io had not strength to reply In
any way. The tiro wasj eioso upon her.
Sho gave up all hopes of being saved. But
the brave fireman was again ot tho window,
and leaping in, seized the unconscious wo
man. "I was just in time, boys I" said he
lo tho men who tookj bis burden from his
arms. "I trod out the firo on hor gown
when I picked'her up."
Mrs. Lovcjoy and Lizzie were so ill after
the fire, by Mr. Hawcs' advice, they wero
taken to .the Women and Children's Hos
pital. When Uncle John arrived, he was shocked
to learn 'all they hud sulfured. Jack told
him his wish about Lizzie, and ho took tho
matter in hand. Ho inado Inquiries, and
found that tho operation would be neither
dangerous nor very painful. As soon as
Mrs. Lovcjoy was stroug enough to bear it,
he spoke to her on tho subject, und easily
won her over, provided Lizzie was willing
to submit to it. Sho made no objection,
and it was safely'done. It was touching to
sco the old weather-beaten man devoting
himself to Ihe pretty, patient little creature,
during the weeks sho was confined to her
bed. It was Thanksgiving time before they
wero able to leave the hospital. Uncle John
had bought a pretty house in the country,
and it was decided they should cat their
Thanksgiving dinner in their new home.
It was a happy day for Jack, as he watched
Lizzie going from room to room without her
crutch, enjoying and admiring everything.
She gave a joyful cry when she saw a new
"Jerry," waiting only for her care and love
to be coaxed into bloom.
"Yes, my turn now to entertain," said
Jack. "This is no second hand dinner, I
can tell you. Roast turkey, plum puddiug,
aud no end of fixings."
"Don't be too set up, Jack," said Lizzie,
Remember our wisiibone und all il brought
us." doing up to uncle John, she put her
arms around his neck aud said, with her
sweet face pressed to his :
"This is tho best gift of all, for without
him wo never could have got our two
wishes."
XIIISANII 'J'JIA'r.
-De big sunflower may rise above
De modest 'inter vine,
An' brag about Its Sunday clothes,
An' put on airs so fine ;
Lut when de winter howls around,
An' snow His at the door,
De big sunflower, oh, whar am he ?
Do 'later has de floor.
Two things go off In a hurry an arrow
dismissed from a bow, and a bow dismissed
by a belle.
Era man wants tu hokum unpopular
with ladies, let bim kiss leelle gals and ne
glect big wtins. Jo-ih Billing.
What is tho diffcrenco between a hun
gry man and a glutton ? One longs to cat, the
other cats too long.
An old maid up town, being asked why
she had never married, replied that she had
never yet seen the man for whom she w.n
willing to get up three meals u day for forty
years.
It is suggested that the names ofdrunk
en Congressmen should be publiibcd. It
would save space and answer the puratoe
equally well to publish tho names of the so
ber ones.
Edmund Yales says that some one sent
him a mourning card recently with this in
scription on iti "Epitaph for Beaconsfleld
Giye tho dcvlt his Jew."
The following memorandum of an out
fit for a fishing party Is inado by an old
hund at the business s "Whisky, fish-hooks,
whisky, flios, whisky, flsh-iailes, whisky,
bait, whisky, change of clothing, whisky,
more whiBky,"
A young man in California begins to
read a paragraph about mine to his sweet
heart, commencing "Yuba mine ;" when she
interrupted him with, "I don't care If I dn,
John'"
"Howshnll wo train nurgirls?" asksa-i
exchange. Train 'em witli about twenty
yanls of black silk, if you want to pleasa
your girls. A silk velvet train would make
'em happy.
A woman quarreling with her husband,
told him she believed if she was lo die lit'd
mnrrv the devil's eldest daughter. "Tue
law does oot iwrmit a in.ui lo marry two
slaters," replied the hiubainl,
Phoenix girls have la;tin In go nn pin
nic excursions, and sit down on bugs and
bees. Fulton Timet. Then it is tru tlio la.
male phusntx nwt.
The landlord of a hotel at Brighton en.
tered, in an angry nnl, the sleeping apart
meutofab(urier,ands.iid,"Noivir, I want
you lo liay your bill, and you mk. I v
asked lor il olten enough i and 1 tell y
now, lhat ymi don't leave mv house till y I
iay ill" "Gun!!" said tlm" lodger; "Jit t
put Hint in wi ilmsr. make a reiruur arj.
meiit of l , I tu u il.i you uc ,ou as I
Iivo!" '