Advertising Rates. Wo dcsiro It to bo distinctly understood that no advertisements will bo Inserted In the columns of Tun Cabbon Advooatk that may bo received from unknown parties or firms unless accompanied by tho dsif. TUe following are our only terms! f)N 8QUARK (10 LINSS), One year, each insertion. 10 cts. Six months, each nscrtioii 15 cts. Three months, each insertion 20 cts. ' Less than three months, .first insertion $1 1 eacli subsequent Insertion 5 cts. Local notices 10 cents per line. II, V. MOIITHIMEU, Publisher. CARDS, Hoot anil Slioe "Inhers. ClI.lonBretney.fn Lemn'i building. Bank street. Attorneys. JOHN KIJNr, ATTORNEY AT LAW, Offlco With Allen Cr ilg.rnipi'ltn American Ho lel, KAItKUT SQUAMi, JIAUCII CHUNK, r. JniyJMy j-ohs i. UKinouvrn:, ATTOnSBT AND COUNSKLLOlt AT LAW, Broadway anJ Hnaqmhama streets. Opposite Cl'Dtt 110 KO, MAUU1I CHUNK. FA. Msr be coniultod In Herman. mai2S-Iy' p4 1 LONUSTREET, ATTOtlNEV AT LAW Lcvan's Dulldlns. ANK STREET. LEIIIOIITON. I"A. De(.omber to-om. -rr UnTlAPSUlflK. ATTORN BY AND COUSSKLLOP. AT LAW. BSStIET,l.tHIonTOI,PA. Real K.tate and Collection Aireocv. Ulllluvnd Sell ILal Eatale. tlonrejanclnn .iMtly done col. eetlona promptly made. tMne hstte r D" tdauti a .facially. May li couaultad tn Bnllab nd Oarwan. Ncv.l. J AS. IX. BTltUTHKRS, ATTOItN Y AT LAW, 9V Office : 2 1 floor i.f Hhoad's Hall, Mnucli Cliuntt. Pa. All bulne entru.ted to hlai will be promptly attended to. Mav27, ly. ATTOIIXKY AT LAW Next Door to Flrat National Dank, SUtlflll CHUNK. PA. BirCan h eonatitted In German. !Jan9. Justices and Insurance A. UKbTZi JUSTICE OF T11E TEACE, OrriCEi Ltndormin'a n'n-k. BANK-Stroet. Lviiioiiton. l'A. Conveyancing. Cnlloctlne ard nil other Dn.i nea. connected with the officii piomntlv attend, ed to Agent for tao bent Pile nrnl Life Iiianr. ance Comi) inlo-i t llenta collected ut reaanniible elursea.Ac. Aprlil"yl JL conveyancer, AND GENERAL INSURANCE AGENT The fctlowlnu. Company are Represented: LEHAN )V MU TUAL Finn. KliAIHNO MUTUAL P1P.E, VOMINO FIHti. POIT.-IVILLH FIRE. Lttlllilll Flltrt. and tho- HA V RLntls AllCIDEST INSU11ANOU. Alao rinnnlvmli nod Mntiial Horse Thief Deteo-lvo arul 2n-urani.e :omiaiiv. MarcnM.187 lU03.KEMF.llEa Physicians and Dentists. i. UlilSLR, M. I). OrriCE-neber's nioel:, BANK STREET, LEIIIOUIOX, I'enna. )TtesIdence1...fiom7 a. m. to 10 a. m , IIOUIIS) I'lid 12 aom to 10 p. in. Parry vllle ..from 1 ' a.in. to 12 noon. Mar be consulted lu tho Gorman Language. Kovembtr S3,y 1 w. A DKRIIAJ1KR, M.U., PHYSICIAN AND SUrtOKON Special allmllon piM to Chronic Dlaeaaea. OOlce: South Kait corner Ironami 2nd ala.. l.o klihlon.Pa. April 3, 1875. QtlAS. T. IIOH.N, M. U., or pice i over u a. PErnifs drug aro he. bank ar . lehiuu'iun, pa. General practice attended to, and PPECIAI ATTENTION GIVEN TO DISEASES Ol' WOMEN Ioar21 .yl N. U. KKHIClt, M. I). U. S ICxKmliiliig Surgeon, PBAOTICINO PHYSICIAN and SU HOEON, Or.riCE: Bank Street, lU'.ur.ll's Block, Lchiab. leu. Pa. ' lay be conaaltcd In Uie Germ n Language. Nov. 3 , D IVIIi B It B CUT'S Livery & Sale Stables BANK STUKKT.LISIIIOIITON, Pn FAST TROTTING HORSES, ELEGANT CARRIAGES. And positively LOWER PRICES than any uiuer ijivui j 111 1110 lujuiv LarKnand hiadaomo Canlacrea for Pjneral pnroosea anu v onuiUAH. uaviu luuiuit Nov. 22 IS73 ASKW lim'AUIUUK. Tlieunderlirnedreppeeifiil'yannourcesa toh( tiairm. and tlio publioaewerally. that from an alter llil. dato he Sell Goods for Cash Only, nrt 10 that end hna raariid down tho Prices ot hi eutueato k ut Groceries and Provisions Conslttnir of the Cnolc.-f t TEAR COFFEES. J-UOAIttf. SPICKS. HAMS tmuuLiiriiPi iAiti' jtuiiuii. KUUa, te, .tc. I', tho cry Luwcat Pr-ees. . , . 1-,, licst lam v r lonrS2.7o a snrlc jjuoi, null ) x iuui s?. lua &.ILIV and a I other attlcles at equally Low Prlcea for the Headv Casj, PiitrooaKO ao.icted and satl.iactlon Kuaran tead in allcaiei. P. A. ANDREWS, Near the Lch. and hniui. Rit. Rriilfe, JanlMf l'ACIti:iflO.V, Ta. GENTS- WANTE j FOR OUR KEiT WOKK, NOW IN PRESS. tiii: iNiHivritiAi, HISTORY OF THE UNITED STATES, 1 uein. or a complete hlal rr of all the Important ivitei of America including Aarlkuifare, laanatiiei oi .uuene incmninc Aarlkuifare, mkuiiiij. maomaj'ur'uir mninf, uommer out nud vther eLierpiao. About t!0 Uf oeuvo oaata and x line enrrailnaa. NO OTHER WOPK IIKK IT EVKR IPtTti innii C4U, HbD. ITer Tnu and Terrliory avplTfct ' HK HENRY BILL PrilHSHINn CO.. '.Mart NvKficn, COJta one T , II. V. MoitTuuinn, Proprietor. VOL. VII., No 19. Railroad Guide. plIILA. fc URA1MNU UAILIIOAD. Arrangement of I'aiseogcr Trains. NOVUMDEIt I0TU, 1ST8. Trains leavo ALLKN TOWN aafollowsi (tia ri'.itmoiiES imANcii.) For Pbtladciuhla. at 4:23. C.6J. 11.40. n.DU. and 6 SI p. in. r-uiMUAYr. For Philadelphia at 4 la a. ni..3.M o. m. IVIA hASl' rFXNA. IIHANC11.) For Rotdlnir, 2.3U. 5.0.1, M a m 12.10, 2 10,4.30 ni:u if ur. p.m. Far It.miso.ir, o.os i). in. . 2.3 ) 5 50, 0.03 a. m., CIS, 4.30 For Lanoastor and Columbia, 5 53, 9.33 a.m. and 4 so p m f Does not run on M ondny. r-UND.wa. For Jleadini. 2 33 a.m. and limp m. 1-Vi U'liTlaliurc. 2.l a, m aivl v 1.5 n. m. Trains 1'OllALLH '10WN leavnos follawsi (VIA I'ltllKIOMEN IIDASC1I.) Leave Philadelphia, 7.4i . m., l.ou, 1.30 ..nd 6.30 p. in. RHKDAYS Loavo PJillariclphl.i. 8.n m ni'dSlSp. m. (VIA KA8TTKNSA IlKAXCII I Leavo RcaOlui: L4l 7.45 M.3i a 111., 4 01,0.15 end 10.43 p m Leave Ifarilsbnrir, J.tO, 8 10 a. m and VX, 4.00 and 7 6) p. ro. Leave Lancaster, 8.10 n. m.. 12 M and 3.45 p.m. LeaeColumbla S.ion.m . HO and 3 35 p. in. BUWDAYH. Leave Iteadlnir. 7.C0 a. m. Leave llirrlaimiff, 5.2 a.in. Tralnsainiko.1 thus i) run to and from depot 9th and Green streets, Plillsflolplili ether trains to a 'd Irnm Broad afreet depot. TnoI.W).m an.tft.Mp. ai. trains from Allen ton. and tlio7.45 a.m and n.3i p.m. trnna from l'lularieipma, bno tlirouglu ears to and train Philadelphia. J. K. WOOT1 EN neutral Ifanaatr. O 0. 1IAUCOCK, G'nH Ticket Aatnt. We will Pay the Postage AND SEND 10U The Carbon Advocate ONE YEAR FOR ONE DOLLAR! Or Six Months For 50 cents ! wmcxi is Less than 2 cents per "Week TOR A LARGE 32 COLUMN TAPER!!! ADDRESS, Carbon Advocate, I.rlilIitiiii, Pn. S1IOY 'J HIS TO YOUR NEIGHBOR TECH TOLEDO BLADE. NASBY'8 PAPER. BEFORE YOU ?OTr,ha liecimen cW0lTHC TULKDO OLADK, li 14 ti .Mammoth liic'.t Pnct Wt-ekiv Pa cr ot alxtv-lour Column a h let wth cireful:r oni'd n'ailiutf mutter of U'teieit nun value to pe- ipleln ttl pails 01 tho UuUmi htate Sl'ECIAL FKATUitES. All the Depirtnion n whic'i h nindo Iiie 11LAUE rj nunulur nil om tho United htto.i. ml' noiosuhrlvcom nued. iisiufiirt lh Pop ular I tietH ot t.iat ciM.lumiinhcd Democmto pulitlCl.il. LEV PlTttOtEUM V NAtMir, Wlllell aro wrliirn xr.rei; fir Tim liL,UB- onr MOUdEIIOLH Ul l'AUTMCNT. A rivll deiiOlt TV O! fiiaiiical lufoamitlots imon Mil J ctn ot mtrie t n ieiy homo 111 You.n lroi'LK's Depakt UKM i u lto iff vvL Ueuai (m'iit einbinu uu tho weekly Min.ioy Hu.mol Lo-ioiu clmrmtna Pomrvi th llil'iitcst Wit and llamor: Tun ilFST TOftlKrt.niKiuil and Holrctnl j A.NbWKliS to i-oiiuEtfroNDK.NTS nnu in tue-a tewi noni oil vatt 01 tho wor d. Ink nnr. rhxul iti laiKlv in evoiv snto ni.d T..rir .11 tho Union auo H eveiywiiero iw ;n mi a Ilia araett and JIU T NKWn AND KAMI LY PA'- i: Jt pub Ifhed unywhem Ttv it and ou will ntvo' Willi iclf oe without it A nonif tho uow teat me foi this winter fro a series ox A ndersonville Prison Sketches, dv one who wnsllirro A new Sarin' M ry was commerced XCor. 14th. Auotacr ono willioni uieneo 111 Jouiurv. TKliM Hiiiw.e enpr, per y nr 12 01: Ave fyijueH.t 1.75 tarn . ten or tuoro topiet '.6i ercli nud an extto copy Willi ever, ilub oi ten. spccluieu coot oh ii ni tree, send fr ono , d- ure iijl.l.uuuuauk. j uieoo, unto. Fifty Thousand Books Fur Sale nl Half I'rlcc. We aro now nnVrtujr 10 the rmtillc. postace prepaid, at (INH-lfALi- thorrrular pilce ,tt ly Ihouaund volu.nea ot ctiu.cu bu.ka, culiipiUiliu ui.iorv. uio-niiiiiy. hiciion. foo.iv. iiuiuor, Modirul.Ili-lliriiii.Munfl Kr. Hntltlc Worlca.lHlltli.ua of btauda.u Authors etc.. eto. Ihoue booka are circled by our Mr. Lockb INasiivl ioui the .-tiiToa 01 ino it-Dui.is i.uii.lit'ra ui mo cuu'i- ,rt " e new nui t'lu-sit mm me tbo ifll;.1ICA,, EDITION lnml'ed by Lieic- iuii uookaent'r. weiiave m-iiioti tiinuauuaor nart of the rniiiilrv. and ?,irJ'JL,"," "e"t i ' WAURAN I'ED f 00 I'.XACILV A Ithl'Itlcsl-.Nl'ED and to ciio U.N UltK SATISFACTION. CATALOGUES FREE. Wehavoprinlel a Urge and complete eat, lofftieof our Hooka, rruii.ed by Miibjeclu ttnd ou applojtfou will mat) c iut (net., any ad ares, vt e phall slo 1 e na to euj free peei meucoi lesot tho I1LADK wnenever ai.ei 10 do 1-0. All perwni leaulug this nav. rti-euient itio eortlisllv united 10 hvuo 11a by ijot4 rardor OEherwio til" name ot themneivei und ttlDdd Adarea TtJLgL jlLAjjlj. Tottaii. Quto. Vick's Floral Guide. A beautiful work of l'w Puffrg, One ColurM Power TlJte. and 33 X Intdistion. wttb Uv Hfilt'O'iaut ihebOft Flont-ra and Veyet.tblo, and huwtocmw them All fur a Vivs CEir Hr.tHi". In UukIuIi oi German, Iho Flowi rami Vteetiib.e GartVn. 173 pases, Six Cclortxl Piitra i.ud rotny handred KugiaF. lug, For iWoiila tu nauer ooviri $Uu eie. gji' to oth. Iu Oi-rrosnaud KnitlUh. Vi L'a lpatrat.l M onthiy Majuaine,? paxes acotorednl&'elu even- nautber and many fine- CMTtujt. Pne 4i.ss a vein Iiye Copies fur 46. 6ctmenoum'r sent for leuta. Uv I aSTSiaatr f ra F oia, (in do ion aioiug ! ' Ll.tan.i I'rtc. and pi. o vof .f r:n th-n. ' Adlrcaf, JAMKVICK J.aJ. Bc"r vt ST vie- hhi are m iet in oe wi.rm. rtna A. Mssrj Manufacturer ot nsd Dealer In STOVES, RANGES AND HEATERS, Till anil Sheet-Iron Ware and General House FiirnisliinE Gooils. i:oon: nml Sl'OlTTI.XCi done tit short liotico and at Lowest Cash Trices. I am ttieanthnriiod apei t for IhoFale of the follnnln" J.-IIIST.CLASS HIOVICM T11K SILVER 16 GOLD M P.DAL COOK, TI1U LKUITHOUSE tOOK, Till; MAYFLOWER llAVGE, THE SUNSHINE RANGE and 1 ho NEW ANCHOR II EATLR, and am Selllne tbcru VERY CHEA P tor L'jsb. Fvervklnd of SI OVB0 RATES and FIRE nitliKH kept couataiitly on hind. , Store on SOUTH Street, A few doors abovo Bank St., LEUIGIITON. Patronairo solicited S.tlslso'lrn gnaranlerd. Olt. 6-yl A. 1). MOSSER. The Grainiest Exposition Of Lnrtlea. Gents', and fildrcn'a Boots, Shoesl Gaiters Evci olTeied In Ibis vicinity. Is at J.M. FIUTZINGEirS. Bank Street, Lchigliton, Pa. I ImvpJustrrrrivcMl nfull linftol FALT nntl "WIN'. KiUiooTs, uoi;s nnn nuimrns, wlttcli I nm beillng to the pccpleor Te iRhtnn mid tlio MirrotiiKrne iiciRlilorli(tI CKliA i'Kll TilA.N 1-aVH Jti.l-Oiu; bold lu tins Comity. Mtc, mi C atf-(8 ut Boots & Shoes Made to Order nc AstoniAlnngly Low Trice1?, nd MIi.NDII0 Nfutiv ii m iT'co to Ruir rlio tiitin-. I nvitoiM) v'io 10 to oil nn J cxamlnrmr stock nn 1 Prices liriorn ruroinmntr clou ho. e, nu . lit com lucutf tf i!if tbtvo fucin. HOUND T 1 HKTIFV-Uo.iir.ranilerjoQta 11 ml shoes btmpiit uf niu tlut ilji wili bu repair, on uiiliout ch ircc Tli'iiikfal ft-r tmt patron.nro. I refprcfullr oslf .1 fonttiiuut co tboi tot. T. a.. rnnziGn. Two doo-fl below Itomiir & lli-ffntl tt ccnliRO Uoikf. Hank fitiuec. del. O yl QAW50X ADVOCATE CHEAP JOB PBIXTIiYG OFFICE, LliHiailTON, PA. Kvery description of Pnntlns, from a Visiting Card to a Poster. CARDS. HILL HEADS, LETTER HEADS, NOTE HEADS. STATEMENTS. IT.OUIIAM 11m. POSTERS, HANDBILLS, DODGERS, CIRCULARS, S1IIPP1NO TAG", ENVELOPES, TAMPULETS, BV.LAW8, AC. 4.C.. Dono In lUe host manner, at very Lowest Trices. Wo ore nropsred tn rto work nt ns cheap ratep asmiv clllre m tnu hluto t.iat Oeul3 noiu'.tly w nu j n cuioiueri1. OUR MOTTO IS Cheap, Prompt & Reliable. rVOrdeis bv email rcclvc prompt attention. p. line Homo M.ulo Dread ! WHY OO HUNORYt WlienyoueinBuyOH pounds 1 1 Elit Cl.aa juend- FIVE LOAVES FOR S.-! CENTS I J. V. O'NEAL, the pont.r Bread andrake Itaicer, of LtMahioii in r. e"tomi the wanls .i im- iiitira ji.ia itui'ilna a UT O0 OI UTa CC.0 brated lliimu lado 111 LA. tu Five Loaves for Tfnty.fiveCts. Cash. Sugar. Rnlaln Coeouiut Scotch, Diop cream 'IV 11 (.VntH per Dinen. Look Out Oir tlio Wagon! At MAUCIl CHUNK, on Tactdav, Thnrsday uiiii fin iiiiiy ..I Ul MIIIK LEIIftiltro.Nauil V. LISjPOI'.T.cvery After noouexiept trld.iy. TERMS STR1CTLV CASH I ratronaen ollcltntl J. vv. O'NEAL. 11 ui'iioam, i-iiat national ji u.ic. aprllayi Itan -firu Lciilnliluu Pa. JJlt. Obcrliollzer's Lliilmi-iit, IOAMPHOR MILK. Is now blehlv recniiurended and cx'enatve'y uwl fur Rhiuniitiani, fr..,tr,l p, et, Aiho Palua. t oir. -liiii.a. vne.lii'Ka. ftptaiii., Ac. .1 11 t.i i'1'jrr.iii'Ki v. inn 111 cuuur t'uia.uali. bu ulna ami awi-lilima iti 1 nr.na. It actaq'tli'klr and aurily. It at onee anotlies nn. icuuio. niu ai u ju.nia in1' i, tue Jlu clea a d the Aclnii Nivea 1 b moni v w he pnlil back to any tun uot -all tlo.. with ltf Ii'Ct. 1'nco s chi ta. s bottlm for ft. IVp. pared dy t.ol ooethulticr. M. D. Tli I'lucnlx Pcetnrnl. Ho lirovod Itself in oo peculiarly adanted to old peraoiia c.in.ump Ivo arn ihlt.ir. it brrara ii cold. Itatopaacouoli It a.da cineitonilio'" Itcivcaliwtum relief It uvea a'nuuih. It bnng.ro i. Ithaa iimdemore cnira ii.nu anv mher me loiue Thouaatdi ot thecltlions of Eu.teru IVniKjlvama nai uaed it tor jeari pat end leai.fy u thoremf (riven nml curcai f. tecu.1. Price, Mcentatf 5 1 olttea for i. pri. pireu tiy Li ti Obeiboitci r M. D, aim lor sale byA.J DUItLINO, Leh.rhtou. Nov.SMm. t am now furplylne: the rerv Best LATTL MBit L'OALatthe following Low Prlcea, vtst No. I Cheatnut by the Car, fi 30 per ton No, I onettnnt. alnslo ton 3 to per ton Nn. 2 1'he.tnut, by the Car. I jj per ton No.2 Chestnut, ampiet n J taper ton D12LIVERED, stovo and Ens Bites at equally Low Trices. J. L. GABEL, Dealer in General Hardware, &c, Opposltothe Putllc t-curo, BANK STREE IKHinuTOV, ra. por,j.,UT INDEPENDENT LEIIIGHTON, CA31BON COUNTY, PA., SATURDAY, APRIL 5, 1879. Special Notices. THIS 'WOttlilJ'S HALM Dr. L. D. WKYlltJP.N'a ALTRHATIVB STBUr I'V A remedy mod TIIIHTY.FIVH. "V 11AUS In a private pract cO.nud never lading to ladlcally cuio eh ectivx.tism: f DropsyiKtv-'pHnMoconilniT Mvphllls, (IraTjl, J)iabt ten. and all di"iiMas in which tho b 00U U lnip.teated, is now oflWed to tho pnb.io. Mild by nil Jit TAIL ltut;not&TO. nnd (uhnlea1e nnlv)liy rilK WliYllUKN lKHl0lMJ CO. P. O. It i) 1 KM, Hochci'ter, In. T, PIMPLES. I will matl (Free, tho lcclpe for ft a'nipln Vrnr.TADLE Itn.M 1 tint will removo TAiM KltKCKlihH, PIMPI.1'8 nnd ilMn'timd. Trnvinir tLe f-klu Ktft, c.rnr nnd benul.tul t 11 No lu 11m tloiis tor otodneuiff h luxailant firowtli of hiir on a bald In a i orsniootn f, co, AtMiei-,, IncKmini 3t ttamp, Lou. Voinl It Sc Co Aim Sticot. N V, TO CONSUMPTIVES. Hie ndvcitLer, 1 avlna: been permanently t nred of that dread dine io Counuraptiou. b a BMimie renidv.lKoniloim tomuko known to hi icllowsufterern the ramum of euro, load who e'esiro it. ho wl'I pend a cipy ot tho prowrudlon uood, (freo of churse) with the directions for fiepflltR Hiid usiuctho Kaine, wl.icti taey will ndn BLiti; cuius ijr CoNBUiirrioM, a.thu4. UllCKCiUTltf, .t. I'aitiO'f wislni'C tlio Prepcr'ptlou, will plenso aildroMft. i A WILbOX, 11.4 Pemiotieet, Willi mi'hurRQ. is. Y. ERRORS OP YOUTH. A O KNTLKM A who siifTerwl foryearn from Nervoim DKH1I.ITY.PHKM TtfIll5 DECAY, nnd ail thiufiVctt of jouthliU ludNcretinn. will for tno wikoof uHeriuK numnniti t vend free to all who need It, tho iccli-e nnd iiirecilon for mnkniK thH dluipio rrineuy by which he wns cur")!. UutTereiH wishing co pi oil t by the nd veitltifM'ttex. enencu ran do ho oy udures-diift tn perfect cnntldence. JOHN It. OODKN. Cedar Rt. X. Y. PILES Ofnllkli.dn TU JOUS.Ul.chnr pes tf 111 OOP or iiiueim tin nil diseiiKfM of tho IircTKAi qunkl vand perfectly cnioi by u ainiplo and Moothliiff llEMl.DV. 1-itr information add s ileattli and Happiness- Hoiilth and llniipinrss nru Pnctlesi Witth tn uuir 8 lessor una lot iiiui aiu wiuuii me ea li of every one who will uso Wright's Liver Pills, theoi'v t-uroCUftn for Tonnd Llvor, Dyspep fin. Jleid.icho, bour Niumnch.Conbtipation, Do n'tit , Niuhi. and nh li.ido:i' t'oiuiiiainta and B ood UHurdciH. No:io feuuino 11 ti lean Mfiiu t " Win Wr'gliti PiIm." If youi DroKnKt W'U not isunpir bend W ceutn fur one box to ll.in Ick ltollcr.v: L'o.Tu . 4.h St., Pblla feolwU DR. HARTER'S l'tirllli's, i:nrlrIii-H, Gives Color nnd Tone to tlio Itlootl; fi increases tlio quantity as tccll n the quality, gio ing. Vigor, Vitulity, Energy, Tower and Life itself. It 1- especially adnpted to Female Diseases. audi as Went. noss Item Nursing, or any t ther cattle, piilnt.il Irregular oi deramrcd menthly TjetioiN, falling of tho womb, nausea tnpreir tiaucv. sterility, cnanae ol life, etc. Dr. Harter's Liver Pills Combine the two eaentl&l qntVltiesof a Family Pill. Tney&ctosamildnudoHleieiit purge abd nt thosnmo llmo i-ro tho host Liver Pills ever cfToiod to thopul be. 1;uiml0 A FREE GIFT ! Of n cony ot n-v MPDIOAI. cnMiinv hioissil 110OK, to an puto n r-ufl:ilmr Witu CONML-MflluN, A PI II MA, CATAIIR:!, KlUJNCMITlh, 1.0M IPY01CK OU SULK i'llliOAl'. ho d i-omo Ut tlpOSl Ulllcv lldolOnA With tWo3Cl'Ut 1 OfitflgO t tain in iuio ftato vonr &ckug Tie Fmioz in eicffiuitlv iittifttiitod. Hi pp I? n o. JS79.) Tlio mlormatn-u it rout du, 111 the tuoriueuco of muu luiN KJiveu uiauy nven. l uoauinor 106 men ti eat nir d.fea-Oi of tn Joe, Jiimat, and L1111.M, na p bpcnal practice lu ( inolunati. since lbb7, Audieati, Dr.N It. WOLfci:, cinciiniati, Ohio. Jjii ib w4 TO CONSUMPTIVES. A Gentleman hnnntr been no fottnn.itn.ni to cut o ma oiitiiuoi t-tun p Linn 111 tno woiitlKtae., iifici bo 112 triveii uti todtnbviho mnKt t.iwi. urn led phy-icliinc, dcslrcato maio known the cm-' (winch p'ovt'HBiM-eastul tu every cim-) in thoMi olil cte.l wi li Atthmri.ltnmchuis Uonvlni. CchH otiN'.imtitioti ni-d h)1 Atleeiloua of tho inro"i lino iuii4;. tiiiu vend tlio i;eo pe, fieoof chiii'iro. to all who diHfir it. it tnn will forwutdthfir Bi.&r. ( to DAKIUL ADKi:, i4 jj'uviivni. .nv inm, jiUIlliiU Allnbrnitltafitill rhmate its fettled and Its vnemt hind, uh f'HiiiH riiii fanneiH cauio iw.nio 1 in riui kainman j .uji rcit.nn el:ht picM weekly pnoi r 1 1 5 e.u s o ti Co u nnoi d eiitslneveiyco'iuty. Heut to any uddiesH 13 wrote for ft'i ienl. Pn.stace slttmn takni ro money. tldnsH, UUDbOH & LVIS(J, Ti I learned luoicnbont Knmas from your paper iuai. 1 i;.in fi v 11 1 lii 1 iirui ItllMI BU O UOl fcourcea.-;i(c?innl i. T.raut. I'ulumbtana t'o. 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Hon lllttpra ta nn rll, .lrno'.H jitod, drunken noilrutn, but the Purest audi llfi.fi! l!Ai i. nn iv.r mu.l.i. , .nv.l ,1 id iPrlvnd and ilnne."an.i no tieraon nr f.unihtl i.iiuum uv niiiiuui lueiu. irlue xlllierr, to-day. try nop Lon.'ii ( uie AlMln iipiiar For Salo by Ilruzgls's. Mar. 1 I KOH I1KNT, a lar,(e l)..ul,le Dwelling House, situate nost I D'NeU's llakery, lilKhtun. t'orfurtberiiartlcularsapplyat tho Orlglual Chcuii lh More or J. T. N UbllAUM & SON. March 16, 1870 tf i on .unit reel, in tne iior.iuicli ol i;o. T 0 WII0J1 IT 31 AY COXCtltN'. Notice Is hereby nlven, that whereas my wife, A Z. VINA, has left me without Just ealiae or nro-.ooatlon. all neranria nr. hambv parson u.i my account alter this date, sal will rSnatlT ' " w" LEN 'yj lYJ?'' yt nyort. Pa . March IMSfi'irl Live and Let Live." A STUBBORN WOMAN ; on, THE LAW OF EXPIATION. ST cirT. ciutacs Howard. Well, whafare you going to do' about 111" "What ran 1 do I" Slio is tlio stubborn- est woman you ever saw. A thousand times havo I cursed tho day when first I met her." "That is true, Oovcll; they invariably. like worthless curs, como home to kennel. If I could but get certain letters out of her hands, I might laugh nt her threats, nud mock her outbursts of passion." "Where are they hidden, Roslyn ?" "Somewhere In her boudoir, I believe. Were I in the chamber a few minutes, I could uneortli them." "Then why don't you enter, nnd forever rid yourself of tho wiles of a stubborn wo man?" "Undoubtedly sho keeps tho door well locked." But the window tho window nmong the vines, boy. There a scaling Judder has been planted for you by nature, and with ease you can possess yourself of the treas ure." "I'll do il, if elie doesn't listen to mo this night nt Cliarnlcysl I will talk'genllcmanly to her, saying that tho gulf between us can never be crossed, asking dispassionately for my letters." I wish you success, Roslyn. If she re fuses to occedo to your demand, you will try the menus I have suggested V "I will I I will 1 fur I must havo my let ters, if I. get them in the shadow of critno I" " Did you cycr lovo her I mean Yotclle Gwyim?" For a moment tho man addressed looked astonished into his companion's face. 'Didn't I ever tell you about it, Covcll J" ho asked. "No." " Yolelle Gwynn's father was rich when I first encountered her; and she being nn on ly child, thero was, you sco a good chonco to mako money. I embraced it. I went to tho old family mansion, and was welcomed us tho "coming man." I madolovo to Yo tclle, and she promised mo her hand. Weeks, months passed away, and from a dislanco I wroto her scores of letters, filled with pro testations of undying devotion. Last night our marriage was to havo taken place; but, as you know, Covcll, it did not. I mado a discovery that changed my mind. Of lato Gordon Gwynn has Invested in London in surance stocks, and the investments havo proved ruinous. There aro few persons In this country who know his truo condition. I know it. Ho stands to-night on tho verge of bankruptcy ; tho hurricane, of ruin will sweep everything from him. When I heard of this," continued Roslyn Waite, with a cunning look, "I sought a release from my marriage engagement. I found Yotello ot home, and when I requested freedom, sho gavo mo the ring, saying, "Roslyn Waite, this ring has long been a burden to me, for I have discovered that you never loved me." "Did sho toy anything about tlio letters then?" asked the narrator's companion. "I did not ask lor them then," was tho reply, "Hut when, a week later. I sought the missives, sho flushed and put her foot firmly on tho floor, saying madly to me, "No I Roslyn White, you haven't money enough to buy thoso letters. They shall in flict upon you someday the penalty of tho law of expiation." Thus tho matter stands, Covcll. I want the letters I I havo gained tlio heart of Lilian Calvert. I havo sworn to her that I never told other maid that I loved her. Yotello's letters give tho Iio to tliinj they would cause Lilian to turn from mo, nnd I will loso a wife and two hundred thousand dollars." And the speaker, grating his teeth, almost sprang nt a picture on tho wall. It was the l"-rlntit of a beautiful but proud-looking girl, richly dressed and admirably executed. A heavy glass covered tho picture, and tho whole was encased iu n heavy gilt frame, or namented with leaves and buds of gold. Before it Roslyn Wnite halted a moment, and a curse fell from his lips. Then iietoro tho Krtratt Ironi its fastening, and with & maddened look, drew back as if for a tbvow "Don't Roslyn 1" cried Covell Caries, di vining the angry man's intention, "Sparc her picture I Spare " Ho ceased, to dodge; for tho beautiful work of art narrowly missed his head, and w.is dashed iuto a shajieless mass against the wall. 'There, Yotello GwynnI" cried Walto, looking nt Ills mad work "there! I've crush ed tho semblance of your faco mid form, and I'd crush tho real wero they hero to night. You tbnn't baffle Roslyn Waits, by beingn stubborn woman ! I tell you I am too much for such frail creaturoj as yourself. When you cross my path, you cross the path ofn serpent that can sting, if needs be, to tlio death." Then without another word ho stooped over tho broken picture, and cast it iuto the firo that blaied in the grate. "We'll go to Charnley's now, Covell," he said. "Sho is going to bo there; I wouldn't misa tho supper for tho world." A few minuloa later tho gas wa3 burning low in Roslyn Waito's room, and he and Covell Curies were being driven through tho city In an cloiunt carriage. Leaving the business iwrtioli of tho metropolis, the car riage 6x.ii entered tho domains of tho weal thy, and before an expenstvo residence the wheels ceased to revolve. Then the men alighted, and were ushered into a suite of parlors ablazo with light, end thronging with icople. Their entrance created fjuitoa furoro among Mr. Charnley's guests, and they wero tho recipients of a noticeable reception. Charuley, as ho was familiarly called by all who knew him, and by some who did not, was a blase man of the w.orld. Occas ionally ho gavo eta, to which only thoso I who had the entree into aristocratic circles were admitted, lie was the roivnal friend " """"!,,, '""M"t in his list of invitations. r r t.... iir..it &l. ...... t.,Al.,,ll 1. 1... I p..sivn Waile had truthfullr told his love affairs lo his oomianiou in his own room The approaching failure of Gordon Gwynn had turned him from his daughter Yotelle. He wanted to contract a wealthy alliance, matrimonially, and now his hopes were on tho verge of ruin. After leaving Yotelle, he encountered Lilian Calvert, thodaughter of a prominent banker of a nelghbortngcity, ' and he "w that ho loved him with a i n rr" and j-afd SI. 00 If Thus tho man found himself between two fires. Yotello Gwynn possessed certain letters, tho contents of which wero enough to turn Lilian Calvert from him, and to dissipate, for the second time, his hopes of wealth. Thoso letters ho must have; thoso Idlers, ns the reader has heard him declare to Covell Carles, ho was determined to possess. But let us return to Charntey'scfc. Roslyn Woito soon pointed n richly dress ed woman out to his companion. "There is Yotello Gwynn," he said. "Does sho looklikn a stubborn woman?" "No," answered Carles; "but mcthinks I can delect a certain firmness about tho cor ners of her mouth." " A)'e, you have It, Covcll," cried Walter "when sho eald I should not havo thow let ters, her lips closed like tho doors of fate. But I am going to speak lo hor. Tlioprivato conversation ot a few moments Is what brought mo hither lo-nlght." Iio left his companion, and soon stood face to faco with Yotello Gwynn, whoso elegant picturo ho had but lately dashed against the wall. Bho received him with a smile, and to the surprise of several guests greatly to Carles' astonishment ho led her to tho tables. No gulf seemed to roll between the twain ; they talked with but littlo reserve' and silently left tho viands for a sofa in ono corner of the spacious rooms. Now, Roslyn Walto thought, waslils time. " Yotclle," he said, in a low tono "I re turn with reluctauco to the question oi my correspondence. I would not widen tlio gulf between us. I would that 'twixt you and mo thero bo peace, and that peace can bo gained only by the return of my letters." Ho looked into lior triumphant eyes while ho spoke, and for several moments after his last word tho silence remained unbroken. She was seated very near him, with a snowy arm resting on tho back of tho sofa, and her tapering fingers pressing her cheek. ""Thoso letters," she said, suddenly, as if starting from a dream. "Ah, I had forgot ten, Mr. Walto; you wish them, I suppose?" " I desiro them, Yotclle," ho said quickly, and with hope. "Are you going to give them to me ?" "No!" she saiil firmly. "Thoso letters are whero you can never reach them." lie bit his lip. " Well, so bo it, then," ho said, harshly. "You spoke some time ago about tho penal ty of the law of expiation. Am I paying it now ?" " No." And sho smiled faintly, taunting ly. "Though the penalty has been pro. nounced, you are not suffering It. Your time will cnine is coming now." " Well, let it come !" cried Roslyn Waile, with a sneer. "Yotello Gwynn, I havo act ed honorably in all that I havo done. When I sought release, you accorded it, and gave back tho ring. Now you refuse to return my letters." Sho did not answer hlm,biltlooked at the merry parties across tho parlor; and while sho gazed, ho said "good-byo" and turned away. " What success?" asked Covcll Carles, as the chagrined man joined him, witli flash lug eves and clenched hands. " Nono at all!" was tho quick retort. "She is as stubborn as ever. Now for tho grape vine ladder!" "You are going to scale tho walls of her fortress ?" " I am. Matters aro waxing desperate, Before long I am to marry Lilian, and thoso letters must bo kept back. Yotello Gwynn does uot know that I have been addressing Lilian ; but sho cannot remuin iu ignoranco of tho fact much longer." " When do you make the attempt?" "To-morrow night. Covcll, you will help mo?" "I will, Roslyn," was the reply. "I want to sec you outwit that stubborn woman." A silent pressure of hands followed the compact, nnd tho twain separated, and join ed different groups of Charnley's guests. Yolelle Gwynn did not 6ok to Roslyn Wailo again that night, Sho left tho rooms nt eleven, and was driven to her homeev. cral squares nearer the edgo of tho city. Tho Ibnk of triumph still brightened her eye, and when she reached her boudoir, sho removed hor rich garments, and put on an evening wrapper. Then tho wheeled a chair lo her beautiful writing desk, from which she took writing materials, and soon began to write. Sho covered a pink billet with her deli cato chlrography before sho put tho pen aside, nnd the sujierscriplion of the enveloie that received it, was, "Miss Lilian Calveit, 124S street, Baltimore, Md "I wonder who is going to win," 6ho said wllli sarcasm, looking at tho letter just di reeled. "Mr. Roslyn Waite, when you first camo to mo, 1 thought you loved me, but I soon discovered that I had raised falso hopes, You wanted the Gwynn gold, which, thank Fortuno, you will never touch. Then the terrible crash came," and here tho girl smil ed meaningly; "then you sought release, and received it, then you sought a new gold mine, and found it In tho city of heroic monuments. You want some of Gideon Cal verfs gold, but time will show if you get iL You think Lilian Calvert loves you now, Roslyn Wallc. Oh, how man, and woman too, can be deceived I" Halfnn hour later sllenco reigned through out Gordon Gwyuu's mausion; its inmates wero asleep. The night that followed tko next day was admirably adapted to the success of certain plans formed by Kosiyn mto anu.niscoin rade. "Let mo but get tbo letters, no matter how, and sho can do her worsL Lilian would not believe without them, and I must cither get thctn, or lose her and her gold." Thus spoke Koslyn Walto that dark Nov ember night, as. ho left his hrnoie clad in a suit of olothea which had 6een better days, Ho wore a cap that concealed his high fore bead, and his dark eyes iieepod from be neath Hie furry brim. On the street ho met Covell Carles by appointment, and the twain sprang Into a carriage, and ordered the Je, hit, half asleep on a box, to ilrivo them lo a well-known corner in a fa.hionable quarter of the city. Their commands were obeyed, and pres ently they were walking towards the home of Yotelle Gwynn. The darkness favored their movements, and when tho city clocks were striking twelve ind hurtling midnight oversleeping Philadelphia, the dark figure . cf a man was resting Ju w beneath a window ' r 3 ' ' " a Year if Paid in Advance. not paid in advance, $1.25. That mm was Roslyn Wolte, nnd tho window justabovo his head was tho win dow of Yotello Gwynn's boilolr. Not far away, on tho ground below, crouched Coycll Carles, with his eyes fixed Intently on tho man just dtsccrnable alnoDg tho strong vines. His car at tho window, the letlcr-hunter listened a long time, but heard no noise in the boudoir. Then he climbed higher, nnd, without difficulty raised tho sash and fastened it above the sill. Tho room into which ho looked was dim ly illuminated by the light of a night-lamp that stood on the oval table. Objects beoynd it, such as chairs, tho dressing-table, and the pictures on tho walls, were not distinct. Roslyn Waile, with thestcalth ofn practiced robber, cutcrcd the apartment, and his eye full uion a pile of letters on the table, in tho strongest light of tho lamp. Stirling with triumph, ho opproached, and eagerly put forth his hand, fur ho had recognized tho documents. They wero tho letters ho sought, and he blessed tho hand that threw ihcm into his clutches. Ho glanced at tho couch, and saw Yotello Owinn, to all appearances, sleeping quietly there. Her well-chiscllcd faco was turned towards him, one snowy arm was half-con- ccaled among tlio tresses of hair, and com pleted the picture, But Roslyn Walto had not entered tho room to contemplate beauty, and satisfied that Yotclloslcpt, he turned to letters on tho table again. Inaudibly he carefully counted them, and then in a whisper said : "Thirty-nlno that's right. They arc all here. Tlio girl grew sleepy reading them, I suppose, and left them on tho tablo for tho very man who wanted them worst." Then ho picked themup.and wlthasmilo of triumph was moving to tho window, when his name, distinctly pronounced, fell upon his car. The color suddenly o(t his checks, and ho turned to tho couch ; but Yotclle, with her lips just patted, was sleeping as quietly as ever there. "Roslyn Waite, I am here." Startled for tho second time, he wheeled, and stood face to faco with tlio figure of a woman, just behind the oval tablo. Tho features ho could not seo, for they were above the shado of tho lamp, but it was the voice that frightened him. 'Yes, I am bete, Roslyn Wnite!" sald.lho woman again, and tne next minuto her hand tore the shado from tho lamp. Witli a cry that caused Yotello to open her eyes, tho letler-stealer started bock, for the woman at the tablo was Lilian Calvert. "Roslyn Waite, you havo lied to me!" sho said, while he stood like a man suddenly petrified near tho window. "You told me that, until you encountered me, you never made love lo any woman. I believed it, thinking that you loved mo for tho affection I have bestowed upon you not for tho littlo amount of wealth that may some day bo mine. I have loved you, Roslyn Waite,be I levins all thla, but now I am undeceived. Sir, thoso letters are yours, ifyou wish them I givo thctn to you, for they havo been giv en to me. Take thcin,and feel through your life that in them is found tho penalty of tho law of expiation. I will never wed a man who seeks a golden heart. Farewell, Ros lyn Waite? Never forget that Ihcro lives otie woman who believed you good." Tho silenco that followed Lilian Calvert's Iob'. word caused the guilty man to start He looked at tho woman standing by the table, and then ho glanced at Yotclle Gwynn, who was smiling triumphantly. " This is tho work cfyour stubborn wo man," sho said, looking him in tho eye, "Roslyn Waile, for tho offense you have per- p-tralcd against my lovo I havo now had entire salLfaction. You may go I No. arrest shall follow this burglary. Leavo to-night and forever the two women witli whose hearts you havo trifled whom you have sought to wed solely for their gold. Go!" Without a word, Roslyn Walto retreated, and as ho clambered down tho vines, he muttered, through his clenched teeth, these words: "Betrayed I betrayed I there is a traitor somewhere; for how did tho woman know that I was coming to-night I I havo walked Into a trap." Ashe touched the ground, Covell Carles rrao and joined him, nnd neither of the twain spoko until they had reached Roslyn Wuite'a room. Then the leller-stcalcr turnej fiercely .up on his companion. "Coyell Carles, you are a traitor I" he cried. "Through your machinations I have been led into a trap. Out with the confes sion of your treachery, before I hurl you through my window to tho street below I1 Covell Carles gave the angry man n sneer for his words, and flung wide his coat, dis playing the butt of a revolver. "I am tho traitor, Roslyn Waile," he cried. "Ifyou want to curse anybody, curso mo I I am your equal. Listen to me. IVhcn you turned from Yotelle Gwynn, I was Just learning to love Lilian Calvert; but you stepped between, me and tho object of my love. Lilian has deemed me timid, but I will go to her now, and offer a lovo, not a love of cold, like yours. Yotelle was but trying you." 'Trying me I What do you mean?" cried Roslyn Wallc. "J mean that she caused you to believe that her father was on tho vergo of bank ruptcy. She did this to try your love. She has tried it i and the stubborn woman is sat isfied now." For a moment tho baffled man could not speak. His face assumed tbo hue of ashes, and his voice, when it sounded again, was full of tho anger of a demon. "Traitor, step back and we will fight Rout here I" he cried. "Tho wiles of a stubborn woman shall end in tho shedding of blond." "No !'' cried Covell Carles. "I wouldn't lift my hand against you, Lilian might turn from me, wero I to go. to her with your blond on my hands. Good night, Roslyn Waite. Let me pass. -Never I" Tho mad speaker threw himself between Covcll Carles and the door, but suddenly found himself hurlod aside, with an ejacula tion of rage falling from other lips than his, own. When he recovered Carles was gone. That night waned, and when the morning dawned, Roslyn Wutte boarded the southern , express. ' The Carbon Advocate, And Independent Family Newspaper, Tubllshed every SATURDAY, In Lehlghlon, Carbon Co., Pa., by lxvmtr r. moHTiiinixR. OmcE-tiANn.WAV, a short distance above the Lehigh Valley It. It. Depot. Terms: $1.00 uer Annnni In Adrance. BTitnr orecnirrios or rtiw axd tact J" oId 3? rin ting AT VEItT LOW PtllCES. fulling of tho fortune-hunter, afterwards of fercd his love lo Lilian Calvert, which was accepted; and Yotclle Gwynn also found ft truo lover. Roslyn Watte has been taught by a "stub born woman" the law of expiation. KIARRIUD HIS SISTril. We'll call his name Smith (but It Isn't Smith), and since ho got married threo months a?n ho lived on Murray Hill. Mr. Smith goes out nights. He belongs to two social clubs, IheTurnvercin and a brass band. How could ho put in his evenings at home? That would bo expecting too much entirely. But Mrs. Smith made tip her mind to put n stop to such proceedings, nsthey didn't suit her wifely ideas for n cent, nay, not fur even averylltlocont. So sho tried the glinrt dodtro on him. Sho fixed hemelf nn In 'a, white sheet and stationed herself behind the hall door. It was confounded cold there, but what will not a nerson nflor tn inYim. pllsh a needed reform ? She bore her part mnveiy, anil us the long hours wore on and the clock had boomed its twelve solemn nntea upon the night nlr sho was rewarded by hearing steps como up the walk and pause at the door. Bite heard her liege lord fum bling for tho key-hole and grumbling be cause ho hod so much difficulty to find It, and then tho door otioned and he ..tumbled Into tho hull. Shades of horror I What do his eyes behold ? He resolves to speak to it to touch it. Ho advances on tho whilo something with handsgjitstretched to touch I., ...hi. i, iiiiuiieii aujeinn voico exciaimea "Pause! Foolish man! Advance nn for. ther at your peril I I am the devil, and to auvancn u to perish." "You're the devil, aro rou!" exclaimed Smith. "Well hero's my hand on that. Congratulate mo old boy, for I married jrour sister 1 Shake 1" tiiis A?n; THAT. Milcd insanity; "Trying to walk a err tain number of miles in a given timoou a wager. Puck asked what tort of pain proceeds from a hat-rack, and 47 paragraphers sim ultaneously answered, "sham pain." When Grant got to Bombay ho was sur prised to find that tho natives wero Hot all dressed in Bombayseuo. CaptBoyton.thechampion of the wave, says that his principal dangers aro frt'tn steamers at night and the untamed natives along the shore by day. Tho pensive goat as he digs up from under tho snow his first pld slocking lunch of tho Spring, wonders who knit his browto for him. " What constitutes the chief happinea of your life ?" asked a rurious Sunday school teacher. She blushed, and then refilled: It is that John has at last fixed the day." A Canada paper announces the defeat of "the Orange bill." The dealer we pro- ume, charged for more oranges in tho bill than the purchaser received. A sharp, thirsty mon now walks Into . bar-room and asks if ho can "put up" his silk umbrella for a drink. The bartender acquiesces, the chap gets a drink, roiees his umbrella and walks out. A Virginia paper gives the following advico to the bumptious California!!, who want to secedes "Don't go. Be warned by several who have been there, and don't, for there's nothing secedes like secession." A three year old baby of Thomas Mc Guin, of Youtigstown.Ohio, is the latest case. Shot itself in the head with a revolver it was playing with. It is probable the parents were too jmor to keep a mad dog. One-half tho United Stales armyjrellofl a, barrack roof and broke his leg one day last week. And the first thing Congress will do, iu the extra session will be to stop his pay until he is able for duty again. Florence, the actor, recently remarked, to n restaurant owner lu San Frauciscn, as they were looking ut a big, old-fashioned pie : "My friend, the works look very nice, but I dou't like the heavy double cases." Twas midnight ou thedoorstep on street says he to her snys he : " Ere this, beloved, didst ever " Give a sweet kiss to any feller V "Never!" " Ncvorr " Hardly ever?" Michael Vincent, formerly famous In Franco and this country ss the Iron Man, died lately in San Francisco. His strength was enormous, one of his fe,ts being to lift 00 pounds from the floor to his shoulder; but ho too often raised a glass of liquor from a bar to his mouth, nnd finally died of In temperance. The Oltumwa Cotfntr says a Yankton, Dakota, man has written to the Postmaster there to ascertain whether he knows any thing about a girl who claims to have form erly lived there, who has "blew eyes, brown hare and is of medium size." Anybody having been acquainted with such a girl Is requested to report to tha Postmaster at once. " Amanda, I wish you to put the largo Biblo in a prominent place on the centre table, and place three or four hymn books carelessly 'round on the sofas. I'have ad vertised for a young man Inboard in a cheer ful Christian family, and I tell you what, If you girls don't manage, either one of yott, to rake him in, why, I'll never try anything again, for I'm tired out." Mamma "Papa ilear.the children have boon askeil to tho Willoughby Robinson's on the llth.lhe Howard Joneses' nn the lath and tho Talbot Btnwnea' on the 21st, They will be dreadfully disappointed if you don't let them go! May I write and accept?" Dear Tapa (savagely) "Oil, Just as you please! But as juvenile parties should al ways taken iu time, you had better writo to, Dr. Squills, too, ami tell him to call on tho 12th, ICth and 22d." ll'orat has come to worst and also to, Brooklyn. A woman of that city measured, off a quarter of n mile in her sitting and, dining rooms, and then proceeded to .walk for seven days und eight nights, while her husband slept not. She found time to pie iate his meals, though how sunwasfully re-, port says not. She is now a piofeionulK and is walking in a public hall, hejhuiUnd in the meantime making itfffilr lust sh-ep. Thsy were diacussing the 'venerable theme of money and happiness. "Money does everything for a man,"-said one old gentleman, pompously. "Yes," replied an other one, "but money wont d' sa muth fiira man us s.hij men w.ll di fn- mup y Pi.. i ' n- on . a
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