JIUMOROUS. A flirt' Sofa and no lather." The great? si strilto of I lioil.iv 12 o'clock. Hanging is loo good for a painting Hint is poorly executed. Suitnlilo iipiirliiicnt for n rasllo in the nir A brown study, Tho grass is nliotit llio only tiling Hint gets its dew, now-n-days. Pulling a liusbniid's hair mid leaving liltn unprotected at the jiolls, is known to jurists as wignmy. A Kentucky woman lini married a Mr. Calico lias wedded a print!, ni it were. To euro n, cough First catch your cough, llicn salt It and smoko it, and hung it up to Ar: It cost MadaMc'Tliicrs 5100,000 to bury lier husband. SlrcAdfr.g tiiicra is an ex pensive luxury In friOftce. 'Om oflho clcVerrffcv'f Artemus Ward's Baying! Was with reference to tno Mormons: " Their religion isinguUr, b'utfteir wives are plural. Tho drowsy, infioccftt toisp conies in doors these fine, cold antmnn days. Ho is nn arlstocrnT, this wasp) ho picks you up with one tine of his fork. Cider, may be a good temperance driftif, but I can Inaulgo to get so drunk on it that Ikanttcllono ov tho (en commandments from a by-law ov n base-ball club. An advertisement in adaily at our elbow says tliero is " a piano for ealo belonging toa lady about to depart for Kuropo with moilcrn legs." Modern? Ah, paddled? " What is your son doing in tho Initio of life ?" asked tho Christian Helper. Well, ho appears to be drawing rations most of the time, just at present, thunk you. Ox-tall soup is an old thing, but now somo genius oflho kitchen has discovered a way of making a broth out of a cow's horns. Tliis COH103 about as near to inako both ends moat, perhaps, as it is possiblo for oily but Edison to do. Business-like wife to her btisy husband " I'm suro you chargo too much for your pictures, my love, beautiful as they are. If you were to ask a quarter tho price, you would sell twice as many." How beautiful and affecting is the sight, and what volume does itcpeakufinnn's love for women, to seo a husband anil vita at this timo of tho year tossing a copper to 6co who shall get up first this winter and kindle tho Arcs. When the belated Christian, with a faco liko a stubble-field, rushed wildly through the streets last Sunday mornlng,only to find nil tho barber-shops closed, it was then that ho exclaimed: "What .shall I do to be shaved 1" What a beautiful example of simplicity in dress is shown some of the followers of fashion by that domestic animal, tho cat, which rises in tho morning, washes Its faco with its right hand,givcsits tall three jerks, and is ready dressed for tho day. Ouo of tho greatest ncodsof this country is a vest pocket deep enough to tako the wholo length of tho extra cigar, so that a man can look his follow square in the eye and Bay, "No. I'm sorry j but this is the Iastind I have already had it in my mouth." Tho Boston Transcript asks this simple question: "Supposlngyourdarling.dimple cheelted, blue-eyed babo could look forward to tho luntcm-jawcd, frowsly-hoaded old duller into which ho is to bo transmitted in thecruciblo of time, think you ho would care to play out his hand?" Nervous old gentleman to watchwaker: ' No, none of them will do. I want a watch that won't go tick, tack I tick, lack I all tho night long. I hato to hear a walch tick, for it keeps mo awako." Watchmaker: "Ah I I see,sir. Youwantonooftho 'silent watches of tho night.' I don't keep 'em." "John" writes to a3k: "How should wo begin tho week?" Wohavon't tho scriptur al regulations handy,but if your folks wash on that day, ono good way to begin it will bo by getting out of tho luso before they discover that tho boiler or ono of tho tubs leak. Visitor from tho'country, at the door of a soutlisido rcsidenco, to a German next door: "Juno not at home, did you say I" German "ein, Chano's nod at home," Visitor" Wheroissho?" German "Sko's gono der cemetery dowu." Visitor-"When will sho como back?" German "Oh, sho vont como back already- any more j sho's gono to stay; sho's dot." Tho other day an Irishman was passing tho graveyard ,whcro ho saw two mcn.fricnds of a countryman who had just died. They are seeking for a burial lot. " Who's dead?" ho asked. "John Leary," was tho reply, " When did ho die?" Yesterday." " Well oodad, lio had a foino day for it." A little boy, hearing 6omo ono remark that nothing was quicker than thought, said : " I know something that Is quicker than thougnt." "What is it, Johnny ?" asked ms pa. " Whistling," said Johuny. " When I was in school yesterday I whistled before I thought, and got liked for it too." Tho hardest thing to get a good hold on is your own tongue. If you could only keep still at tuo right timo you would save your self many a heartache. It is far better to live in a, smoky house, to live on cheeso and garlic, than to abldo with a man or woman whoso tonguois m perpetual motion. Don't point your gun at yourself. Don't point your gun any ono else. Don't carry your gun so that its rango includes all your hunting comjianioiis. Don't try to find out whether your gua is loaded or not by shut t nj ono eyo and looking down the barrel with the other. Don't uso your gun for a walking stick. Don't climb over a fenco and pull your gun through iiiumIo foremost, Don't throw your gun Intoa boat so that tho trigger will catch in tho seat and the charge bo deposited in your stomach. Don't uso yourguu for a sledgo-hammer. Don't carry your gun fullcooked. Don't carry yourgun with tho hammer down. Don't 1 it fool. Pou't you forget it. TiicBcst and Most Fopnlar FolmonlG is It IuvfUlablv C'tirc Conch. Colds, ITnnrar UiH.v.Yr HiroM ftlnna, Croup, undotliir AfTcctlotiH of (ho JJroitliine Organs. Itgrontbl'iR Inflnemti uron tV irritaTd .In tnffof lli n r p'lwirws 1 tliir to tilt; Jnrt that itn ii.jrreilu'.itu mo tiio mnat rIHwicln:in nu'inon in MinplCM known to itu'iTkmI liotnity, the bodn of llir- firticio iieim tan HONIIY or ilto JIOHK Jfouvp ii,Nt', t'lirnncnlir mntoi with 1hn metUcinnt nrliicipionf thf AHIKsuaIsHaMIU or Balm of Oirml. There nro hectiltn, ilvp other botanic oIoiiieuiH wh cli jnvu niliMltunal clDcacy to the fliBt ini'itt il two, 'Kintro wlm h.ivn U'Cd it. Pm flint iionkv o r noun 1H V Mi AN l TAlt ih not only wonderfully ivim-dlal lit nil cisca whcio theoruaiHot ns;ilrntion aro nffccirri. nut ulv that lt nct'nn is UHiMinllv r ipiil. A fow rtnaea trruoutlv bltvo- to rcIJcYO n very )li8.mtu cough. Itrontiuns nothlnc tr.it am disonler tho storunch, n fnct tlmt enn bn nbesod vr'V.i truth of hut lew t'ouirh remedies ( It tius an ex. trcircljr nerpoihle flat or, nl is mild nt u tlpuro which cimblesthorfeof the most limited means to avnll themnelreH ef its virtue. It It flinulo inndnca-it" trlllo with n Couph. Irritnttou of th Tiiront, CIuat tnu Ltmas trav el rnphllv nml wlmt l n triflUig and enmlv eonquorabin cli III cully in thoo organs to-tliy, mnv In u tow weelct itcvolop into HrnnchltH or Consumption, tno tnpea-1" widen carry moro victims to e.'trlv Rrnvcs. ihan aur other lu tho Ion? lift of bodily tils order.", A Conirh raiy Uo fitly termed the rroUmlmry StMjro of consumption, n nnlndv tf which HAI.E'H llON'liY OV IlOItlQllOUND AM) TARlath'e nrpt inowu proventiv?. Those, therefore, who would arrct tho progress of I ho tin troyer. should delay not a moment to tnke a ccm'AiN Kpectilei. CIIILDHICN, detire ffreit benefit from Us soothing properties, when Buflerlnir with Tho paroxysms of Croup and Whoop.nn Coimli. Tho firat nan t'tl dlso-i-o m oDt-rHily diBtnictivo a in one vountr cUlldrca nnd this nilrthle remedy should he Kept on hand in ull households Jiuy the largo Vncltnges and ICConomle. I'ltlCKH. 5a ct.. and ei, VKH IiOTTLU. Sold by all DruirKlsta. C. N. Crittonton Prop'r, ND SEVEN felXTU AVENUE, N. Y. Ebvo you a "KaQinO Tooth" Header? IP you IIAVK, BUY Pike's Toothache Drops andCilrottionnol'tfln ONr. StiNUTfc. Tills you canilotnrTWI'.KTY.riVK CUNTS Tho nr tlclo will Uo the Inmiioi up lirown iluiipntl tipmi It; moreover It coiitalns no InxioJteut wbicli can lujuro your Teclti. ntlCE !5 CI3NTS. FolJ uy all Drncslsia. C. N. CrittentOK, Prop'r, mmw 8DLPiniB SOAP, The Lending External SpeclDo tor DISEASES Of THE SKIN and Bcaulifier of tho Complexion. It renders the Cutlclo llealtlifully Clear nnd Smooth, mid Is tin; Jltst Pos sible Substitute for Expensive Sulphur OUlisi. It U Incomrarnuro Ilemoilr lor UnuisF.s. Ul ceus, cuts and every Irritable or unt.r.utli v condition of llio Rkin, unit is a most Boiviceablo leraedlal acent arul hoiiico ol ojit-etly rtiletiu cax's ol (lour and luiKUSUTisu. It l n mimt desirallle 1IISINPECTANT OF Ol.OTRINO OH HUH 1.1NH.V, wnin und ned br liersoiH biirterlnK Irora ouNOiious or co.v. TAOious msKAnrs, and Is a Capital ltrinrilr and I'roTomatlTO Lt tncin. wiu-n osi'd us un lujec tlon Poisons nuiiiloyln il liavo uo nei'd lo taRo Snlpliur Halim. or to nwurt to Sulphur i-prlnirs lor bathlnir purimscs. As mi adjunct, oltho TOILET It Israrmnre dolrablo thau anv Co,me:Jc slaco it hoes not, like aitlolcs of Iliat nature, conceal Coinnlox lounl Iilemlstip but renrnvi'S tlicm. TAN,KllliCKI.ES.l'IMl'I.i;!l. HLOTCItHS, aodthollno, apordllv yield toils clartfylne In. lliipnco: and It Is tho very bat soap to siiivo vith.bccauso it leaver thu ekin siiiuutU and fn-e from Hie Irritation produced oca sensitive cu. llclc. by tho aiipllcutlnu of tin taior. It alBo completely eradicati'.t HANimui-'K. Ilousowlvti declam it to bo kxcellkxt for washing OOM LIN h'N, LACi;. and other fabrics, and ladie. movlus In the best t irelea of inctropollla.i uml rurol society epeait ol It In the lushest terms. Testimonials pour in from Ell nnarters of the union upon Its I'l onrlr t jr. many ot whu h ha e been published lu tlie form of a neot paniplilet. procurable of liuitci.i.nd Fancy (loods Deal ers. Ihe oiiKlunls beiua upen to pulibe lusneo tion at his MEUiciXAt, Wakkwutsk. No. 7 bixm AVKSUK. Nitw Yobk. Tho artlo e Is moreover lniiiuaed bv tho 21 edlcal truiemlty. Like iost otiikii Fajious 11 cue hi eh. ai,KNN,.SMlLlUUHsiiAl hash enlmltat! cd. Soaps without tho smallest fraction of re monlalefllcacr have Lien nnj are foisted upon thounsiisiHcting and nuobscrvsut, ut genuine sulphur hnans, pufsenuiu properties identical wltii or equal to tho Qre it Specltlc, which their veudur.4 bees totival bv underhsnd cunpeil tloit. 1 ue inibhc sliottld ini refore bo cartful lo Inquire forui.ENN'dfcnlphur heap bv its full name, and too that they get the real article All retprctahle Dnwinsts, Pai-cy tloodi Deal, ersaml (liooirs keep (ILICNN'S SULI'HUH fOAl", and will ou dimaud for It, supply tbo okaui.m; Tin.va to their customers. Prices, 25 eta. per CsLii 1 Ilox, (3 cakes) sent ly innll, iireimld for 7 0c. 0. N. CRITTENTON, rxtoi'METon. No. 7 Sixth Avo., N. Y. BLACKS and BROWNS As Natural as N'ATeitt'aSELr. are commnlcated to Olay nnd Vlaiuo culored locas, almost Instantaneously by Hill's Hnir mul Whisker Dyo aprepaiailon absolutelv f reo from hurtful In. gredteutsaudlniiu.tely suiierlor. by ream ot the eft ctsiirodueed loony article of lisclnss. I'lemiture Olnv.sttB ami IIalundss aro pre vented, and the siiveiy hairs of sue aimnre the true yiiuthlut tint from this uiatchluass Dye. BOLD BY ALL DUUGGIST3, C. X. drill cn ton Prop'r. Aug. il. ly. SIXTH AVJS.N. Y. nil UHidhVii 31 rt glWliilSiIiu Li THE-SUN FOR 1879. THE Sux will ho vi luted every dnr rtnrinc tho xenr to como. Its puiposi' ond motho,. will ho tho snmo us in llio pjsti 1 p rodent nil tho news in a ro tt'iihio sh.ipc, and to tell Iho truth thoiitfli tho hcnven's Inll. '1 HE un ha tuTii, is, nnd will continue to bo In depend rut nt erorvbodr and i-verythliif; t-nvo tho Tntih nnd us own conviction ol mtv. llmi lHiheonlv policv whlrh nn tiouenl newt-iiapur nerd have. Hint is iho poi.ev which hut wou tor tins iiowipiper the tonlldciico trnd friend ship ot ii whirr const it iionov tlnn wjisum'I' tn Jovfd by nuv other Aiiuricnn Jotiruai. Till! eUN thoiiowspnj erfor tho poop'c It Isuo for -hyilchmun upalnst tho pcir ruan. or tor tho poor mnu rK'tlnnt tho rich mailt hut it ucelcsto do equal Justice to all inter Btsui tho cinnniunlty. It tsuot tho orynti of nuv perwin, class, secL or p.irtv. Thcro nctnl bo uo wvstery iibout its loves iiud hates. It U tor the honest man urjust the rogues 'vcry ihiio, It Is lor tho honest IK'inocmt as npuiiiBt tho dishouust Iti?iuiblluan, nnd for iho honest Itepuidicaii as ncamU tho diniiouoL Deuiocrai. It does not tukoits ono lrom tho htternuces of ony pollti cmn or pii.lt!Oil organization. It trlves Itsup port inn osM votly hen rien ornie.Tnnes niofu utfieenu'itt with tho Constitution and with tho principle upon wiiich this llepubdcTras lonnd Oil lor tat rtopio, Wiieiicver tho Cou&ritutloii and cun-tuutioim! principles aro violated i.slu tliouiiajj:rousctiu-ip:racv ol 1S70, by whtth a mn not oietled was pluccd In Iho l'rcpn!ents i.fllco, 'where hostlll leniaius It flpeaksnut tor tuo rKUi. That Is Tub wL'N'n i lea of iudepen; deuce. In this rcpect theio will bo no ehaii'ic In It prcffinnuiiefor iTlt. TltKKUN has fainy eninod tho hoirty tutrwl ot rncaN, fauds mid humbursof nil nor is and sizes It hopes tcdeorvo that hatred not Ion- U thoyerl87i, than in IW. l77, orftiiv year cduo by. 'IitEUNwhl continue loHhinoontho wiot. CO withiiunilttsiatea br-chtucst. While tho 1-ssonsot tho put should be con ctai.tiy Uopt boioro the people, 'illll bUNdoes iii-t piopnto to make itsclt In i-?0 ft innzlno of ancient history. It Ispnntid lor tho men niu women tl today. whoHconc ru Ischlelly with tho oil iirs of to-day It has botn tho dispuslilou ami thenbdltv 10 nir-ml its rtnders tho pioinpt oat, full-t rnd moot iiccurato IntP.llufiup of whatever In thewido orul Is wonh nuentiori. To thts end tho resources bclomrlni? m wI'U"oh tabhthe 1 ptoxpentv will bo liberally cinplojed. The present di-J diitedcoiidition of paittes m this country nnd thounceitinntvol ihofntrire, loud an cxtrfiordinary tdj.'niticniico to tho ovouts of iho coming vear. Tin Ji,cuiis'rOii of thu press, tho dobttcs and net- ot Con tires', nm) tbo in Vfiuoiits ot toe loiideis 111 every pect'ou of tho ltepuohu nl 1 tivc a d-roct brnnuK on tho I'resnlt utinl nrctlon of 10-in event whhh must he regiirdot with tbo most anxious liner cstbveveij purlotio Au oilcin, wh itover his political Ideas ot al entueo To theso c ements ol mtei'Ot may bo added too probabhttv thnt tho Dt'inoirnls will comrol both honos vt Con. piess, thb increaKlnir fpeilciirtii of ihofruudu lent Adin.ni8trat.on, mid tho spreud nnd strengthening oycrvwhero of a hcaltl y uhbor encoof fmud in nuv form. To present with nc curacy nnd clearness tho ox.tct Hliuatiou In ench ot its varymu nliao?, nnd to cxpound.nceoidlufi toits weil-iuiown iiifthod-t, fhH piinclules that liouui Koii'n ut ilirojLrh tno labMluih will bo an important part of liin HUN'a woik for ia7D. v havoihu means to muko Tub sun, ns n po'lticu., a literary nml a acueral nowhpaper. more ('iiteituiiiin nnd more useful thau ever btforo mid wo moan to apply thcui tieelv. our rot'' of Hutjscriptieu remain unciiimgod. Tor tho Daily wus.n loar pajco Bneet ot twenty elcht co uuins. th prico by mail. po3tpnil. H b3 cents n mouth, or 60.50 a ytm t or. luciudms tho Hundny paper, nn elat-paro sheet of tltty-slx eolunjUH.tao pilcols Cj oi-ma a mouth, or fj 7.70 a yoar, postiiKb p.iid. Tliound.iyt'altlonof Tlin SUN is also fur. nUhed hcpitrately ntSi.20 ft y ear, po-taco patd. Tli1 pi 'to ot the wtlklt hUNt eljtat paKe-. flfty-s.xroluoins.i3 SI 11 year. I'o&taso pult), For clubs of ten sendinjc io wo will tent au cx ira copy free. Address I W. KNOTiAND. TuhUshcr ot Tlic SUX, ew Yoik City, Cct. LU, wti. AH forms of Kidney and Urinary diseases, Tains In tho ilacli, MJes, and Loins aro posi tively cured by GRANT'S REMEDY. It effects nro truly marvellous In Dropiy, Gravel, Brlffht's disease, Seminal losses. Leu corrhroa, and lost vigor, no matter of how lonir btandlUK tho caso may be, positive relict Is had In lrom one lo tin to days. Do not dopalr, hes itate or doubt for it la really a vpeciflo nnd tievcr fails. It Is purely a voidable picpara tlon. Ily Its timo;y use thoosanasof cases that have been considered tncurablo bv tho roost eminent Physicians havo been peimonontiy cored. It U a'so Indor.cil bv tho reftular Thy sicians and Mcnllcal Bocletics throuahout Iho country. Bold In bottles at Two dollars caon.or three bottles, which is enough to cure tho most ngirravatcd case, sent to ony adilicss on leceipt ot five doliaos. bmsll trial buttles one dol lar each. All orders to bo addressed to Grant's Remedy ManP g Co,, 551 MAIN ST., WORCESTER, MASS. julySMm E. E. 0. UUm.KA RED OIL, (1, forty decrees higher uroieoi uiau mo law lequlres),can bebutued in anv LAM I whero the chimney burner Is used! Is WAliltANTED NOT TO EXl'LODE, under forfeiture of tloo. tirKXCLUSIVU CODUTYlUailTSforsalo by I1. J. FITZaCKALD. solo 1-rou. 4 Mannfr. 103 & 105 If . Fourth St., I'hUad'a. T,An",W"0I'H8AI',: BEALEIt IN HEAD LIClllT.COAL OILondllUItNINa FLUIU. If. 11. A large assoituient of tateit unlet of OIIAmiELlKllS, UltAOKETri, BRONZE LAMl'S, UUItNEUS, &c, Ac. Constantly on Bfpt.0,(imo. Stop & Mml QAUBOK ADVOCATE bJlEAl? job peistixg Office, LMTiariTbN, PA. irveryiiesctlptlonof rnntlnj, from a Visiting Card toa Poster. CARDS, HILL HEADS, LETTER ItEADRj NOTE HEADS, STATEMENTS. roaTEto, rnouHAMMEs, ItANDlilLLi DODO EllS, OIKUULAriS, SlIII'PINO TAOPJ ENVELOPES, I'AMI'ULETe, nht.vAVsi &c.,&c floko in tiio best monneri at very LOwost Prices. V, o are prepared to do work nt ns cheap rates asnnv olllro in tho Mate that deals honestly with In itUtomcrs. 01)1! MOTTO 18 Cheap, Prompt & Reliablej reorders ty moll rccolvo prompt atten UO n. obtained for Inventors in tbo Unilcil States, Canada and Kurope, at reduced rates. Willi our luinciiial olllce loenltd in Wnshiiigton, directly ojiiiosito tho United States Patent Office, wo nro ablo to attend to all patent business with greater proiiijilness and des patch nnd at less cost than other patent at torneys who nro at a distance from Wash ington, and who have, therefore, to employ "associate attorneys." Wo mako preliminary examinations nnd furnish opinions ns to palentnblity, free of charge, and all who aro interested in new inventions nml patents are invited to send for a ropy of our "tiuido for obtaining Patent",1' which is sent freo to any address, nml contains onmplcto instructions how to obtain patents nnd other valuable, matter. Wo refer to the German-American National Hank, Washington, D.C.j tho Hoyal Swedish, Norwegian mid Danish Legations, at Washington! Hon. Jns.Casev.latb Chief uusuoc u. d. i ourtoi i;inlmsj to tlio Oilicials of tho U. S. Patent Office, nnd to Senators and Members of Congress from every State. Address! LOUIS liAGGEll A- CO., Solici tors of Puteiitjand Attorneys at Law, Lollroit Building, WAsm.saTo.v, D.C. dec22 E F. LUCKENBACH, Two Doors Delow tho "Broadway House MAUCII CHUNK, VA. Dealer m all ratterns of rialn and Fancy Wall JPaprore., Window Shades, Paints & Painters' Supplies, LOWEST CASn VltlCES. Livery & Sale Stables UANIC STIlISKT.IiKIIlailTON, Pa FAST TROTTING HORSES, ELEGANT CARRIAGES, And positively LOWER PRICES thau any other Livery lu tho Co July. Largo and handftonie CorrlaceH for Fnneral Wirposej and Weddings. DAVID KURKRT Nov. K. IS73. CENTRAL CARRIAGE S SLEIGH WORKS, Oppobltn T. U. Clauss', BanKSt., Lchlglitoii, Pa., la prepared to mamifacinro fttay deacrU). tioii ol Carriages, Buggies, Sleiglis, Spring Wagons, &c. Repairing rromptly Attended to. WAll walk 'dotio at this establishment Is ctlarautocd to bo tit tho very best material and workmanship, nnd tho phcoi tally as low as the samo articles can bb purchased lscwhcre. Special Inducements offerbd strictly cash customers. M. Oi TKEiCLEK & CO. Jmy!l,ls77. -jyj- EIEI1.MAW ii CO., BANK STREET. Lshiglitoil, Pa., MILLERS and Dealors in MlKimUof nnAXX UOUOTITnnd bOIiUat JIKUUIjAK MAIIKKT JtATES. Wo vrould. nlso. losofctlullv inform ourrtd xens iliat woiro now fully prepftred to BV1 From sny Mine dcsli ed nt VEUY LOWHST PKICCS. M. HEILMAN & 70. July 2S. f3 FIE OB is, 3 13 PORT GRAPE WI2TE usodiln hundreds of cnnCTi catlons tor cnurch orMimniunlon puiposcs. EIIELLIl!! TOE LAIIEC il.'D WEAZL7 a:;b iue aces. MT. PROSPECT VINEYARDS, N. J. Speer's Port Grape Wine FOUR YEARS OLD. 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