The Carbon advocate. (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, August 31, 1878, Image 4

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    GOING DOWN HILL.
Dirt jou ever observe liow much
rntiT il Is to gudowii Mil tlinn It Is to
ctuie n, 7
To rlio requites constant WTott, lint
to io duvru it I cntiiel tliun (nllli.g
nslcep after a vigil, ami It it aslutilsh
Ing liow ninny you can Oml who are
both ready and willing to help you go
down.
When a man rnako a disastrous fail'
lire, socially, pecuniarily and otherwise,
everybody la down on lilui.
lie is going down hill, and rncli nnr
of his former friends Is anxious to gle
lilm a kick as he gom.
'I'hey want to help him nlono.1 Yes
Indeed! by all tuens Don't let lilm
Btop on the wayl When he gets to the
bottom he will bee.lu to understand
what litis hniipened to htm. lie will
lenm a lesson by It. II' hod no bud
ties In be so unfuckyl Why didn't he
Veep a better look out 7 Whl did he
lose his nmney foiV
lie ouitlit to have been more careful
to whom he lent his subslauee.
Men who iiilsiuiwip".e things and fall
tuu-t uot expect to he Hied. Why
wasn't he rliarpei? Thero win ltobln
fOli, now; he failed, and cleared S.'iU.UOO
by It! That wassonietliliiK llki I Hold n
ion Is n small fellowl Got lilt eje teeth
cut! The man that nets the inside track
of noblnson must rise early. Yen, sill
lint Jones was always soft heaited.
No wonder ho lost ever thing. He
never pressed his creditors for com
pound interest, and his rents were
never half collected. When his tenants
camo with the old story of "sickness
and so many children," Jones let them
off, the mllk-and-wster fooll Childien,
Indeed! as If poor folks Imil any tight
to raise clilhirenl and, as for sickness,
that is a luxury which noue but the
wealthy shoSild indulge In.
And now Jones Is going down 111 1 1 1
Well, he deserves It. Ilelphlui ulongl
Ileoughi to have fore-een Unit the Jim
crack mine would liuve burst up, and
that the Moravian would have been
let at set, and that the half dozen
friends, whose notes h? indorsed, would
have gone under before thn year was
over. Ture mismanagement!
It was mismanagement. Yes, slrl
Help lilm? Of course not I A person
must be crazy to Insinuate anything of
the kind Ui.e.ss jou ain't quite so
green as that I no, not quite!
Times are hard, and you've got all
you can do to help yourself. Look out
for No. 1 is your luultul Let No. 2 do
the same.
Men who neglect thing, and let
themselves be looled by poor people
who have the audacity to give birth to
children as often us rich fo'ks do, ought
lo go down It'll, and you'll help them
on their nay, and tliluk you are doing
a rigliUous thing!
11IST0KICAL.
Glotes were In use in very early times
The Uluvers Company of Loudon was
Incorporated in 1S3U.
IIirPAitcnus, In 128 B. C, mado n
calalogiin ot 1,1)32 stitrj, all tiiat can
boseeo with the nskeileje. Fhinistead,
with telescopes, made another ol 2,831.
Bode, In 1800, uf 27 000, and Lilaude,
same year, of 50.00;). Heii-chel coins
p.ited SO. 000 in nearly slxdegteesof tho
milky way.
Women first appeared on the staco In
England In 1GU1. Theevent Is ncord
it In I'epy's Dlarj. "Feb. 12. Dy
water to HallstiLry Court Plaj house,
where, nut liking to nit, we went out
again, and by coacli to the theatre, and
thre siiw 'The Scuriifull Lady' how
done by a woman, which makes the
play much belter tliun ever it did to
Iiih.' Tho woman who plajed ou that
occasion was Mrs. Marshall,
In 1804, Napoleon had assembled
1CP.O0O men, 1U.000 horses, 17,01)0 sail
urs and a tlotllla of 1,300 vessels to
Invade England from Iliiulogne, Wim
ereux and Aioblteuse, and the expedi
tion whs batUiil by Admiral Villeueuve
sailing totbe West Indies, insteud of
t'litcilug Hie channel. The Eiijll-h
Uoveruuieiit subsidized Austihi and
Ku-sU, ami the army of lloulogne con
quered Austria and gained tho vlcluiy
over both at Austerlllz. Tlie coasts of
Kent and Sussex were also lined with
luartello towers and lines of defense,
ond nearly half the popuiuttun funned
voluntetr orps.
Tub Druids of Wales were the
priests, aninliilstratoi of justice, pnels
11 nil Instructors ol the people The
tiaids were the poets, and the most
learned among the Druids. The
Humans and other intruders persecuted
t liein, owing to their great liilluence
over the people, 'lhelr colleges weie
called Uaucor. and the youth 'of Haul
leceived education at them. They
met annually, In a sort pari. anient, at
A bury, Cran lire, Stanton Drew t r
Druln, Lanlilan, In Anglesey, etc ; and
latterly at Czar Emrys, or Stouehedge,
built by Atnbroslus, about 4U0, 011 the
kite ot a previous elide. They were
fine poets and moralists, but their Ideas
superstitious, and they believed in elves,
demons, charms, etc. Their inoial
maxims are equaled by none that ever
weio composed, and were expreksed In
tralds fur tnsu uf meinory. Their chief
poets were Aueutln, Tallest, ami Mer
Uyiiii, or Merlin ; and many uf their
pioductlons have high classical merit.
The most notid bards were Plenydd.
Ala w 11 and Uwron, and llrltuln was
the sou-ce and head of the s stem. Its
ultimate objects weie to reform morals
and customs, to M-cute peace, nuil to
exalt virtue They had three orders
presiding bards, orators or poeia, and
Druids or Instructors.
Old parly (who has sent foi tlie laud
lord) "Landlord, 1 can't get ail) thing
to est ; your pretty wulter girls devote
their time to the good looking youne
it-Iowa. Haven't you itot a homely old
wa ter who has lost her taste fur beau
tj?" A somnambulic In Herkimer coun
ty rose from his bed and walked a mile
lu uudress with a lamp lu his hand to
call upou hlssHeatlieart. She aud her
mother weie about retlrlni: fur the
night wl en they answered his kcock.
lu astonishment they conducted him to
chamber, receivlug his explanations
la the uiorutiig, aud procuring euuie
suitable clothing (or biro.
THE SUICIDE MAMA.
A recent curiosity of suicide was the
attempt of n bible to drown herself In
Detroit. She and her liinli.uid were t n
a honeymoon Journey. In n lalltoad
station lie petto I a little child, and con
versed wllli Its tuutllcrt, whcieat the
young wife became absurdly J-alous,
wvnt lo the river, and Irled tojutup In,
A less sudden suicidal resolve s mailt)
by Henry Stvens, of Skowhegtn, Me.
w ho long ago said that ho would never
live to he mole than 70 )tars old, be
cutKe he regiuded that as the proper
limit set by the llllile. So mi his seven
tie' li blllhdit) ho drowned himself In
Admin, Mich., a 111 year old girl went
home fioui a social eiiterlalnii en ,
whvre she had beeli one ol the gayest of
tne pnr.y, and laughingly. In the pies
ineeol her e-coil, ate an oiango in
whli'h she had put ell jehiilnc. Her
biotlier on learning of liei death, shot
himself tlnoiigh the head Mr-. ti'
dor, In ICepojiiu, Wis. .instead i f jumping
I. to a well, cuieluily lowered herself
v il II a lope Into the wilier mid was
til-owned The cuu e of Deacon l'liilip-'
suicide In Clinton, 111., was the sal by
the sherilf ot Ills pioperiy. lie hud al
ways been luuioied and prosperntis,
in ill could not bear adveisity. Not could
Aitbur Noye-, who poisoned hliuelf in
tit. Louis, although lie hud not been linn
oiable In his prosperity. As a book
keeper lor an insurai cu comptuy lie
had been paid lor peijmy, il'id when
Hie money was gone he lound blmsrlf
possessed of a character so bad that he
I could uot gel employment. A more
given by a vagabond boy In New Or
leans, who li'iil lost both legs on a rail
road illt.H-.ter, ami bad become convinced
tint "this world ain't no place for
cripples. "New Vol k Sun.
Tin: vou.nu iiimt.
She had Invited him to stop to supper,
and he was trying to appear easy and
unconcerned, whiie sue uus on hcrpiet
tiest behavior.
"Have vou uei the sugar, John?"
Inquired themuther, tti a winning man
tier. ' John don't want no sugar," ejacu
lated the jou in- heir, abiuptly
"Why not?" ioiulied the father, cur
lously, while John, in ills surprise,
swallowed a bit of toasted crust, and
nearly t ut his throat open.
"Cos lie don't," explained the heir,
In an arllul manner, "1 lieald I1I111 tell
Maiy last night"
"You keep kMII," Interrupted Mary,
in an hysterical manner, while the
young tu.iu caught his bicalh lu dis
may. "I lieaid lilm say,'' persisted the heir
with dreadful eagerness, "ihiitahe wa3
tu sweet lie shouldn't never use no more
sugar any more -nn1 then lie kissed her,
an' 1 said I'd tell, an' "
The young heir was lilted out of tho
room by his tar, and the supper wus
finished in moody silence.
The boys are doing n lively busi
ness these days. In Perks county, I'a.,
the oilier iluv. a nartv uf school-buvs
tTled bumpliiK heads "to see ulilch was I
li.inltsl." lint tliey only learned which
was tlm sol t st, mil lie die I ti e
night of Ihe expeiiiiMiit. In MkiII-oo,
lnl,,wlieie the town was excited over
the expected hanging ol a uiurdeier,
a parly of boys at play Hied one ol their
nil inbrr fur minder, found lilm guilty, and
hung blui loatlour-kuuli. He died the
next day. Then In Krankfur'. the
same state, a man was found drunk by
1 a lot of boys. 'Ihey tied his hands be
I hind li I in, I lire v, lilm Into a cteek,
1 broke to of his rib, jumped on lilm,
and lett 1 Un in bucIi 11 slate thai he
cannot get well. It has been a bad
w.nlt-r lor skating, drowning, nnddoub.
le-rlpper cutasUuphism, but the Ameri
can boy finds mischief still fur idle
hands to do.
"What is your chief consolation In
life?" aked a pastor of n joung lady
Ina Itible class. The young I .toy blush
ed and hesitated, biitsulds "1 don't llhn
to tell you his mum-1 but I have 1111 ob
jection tu telling you here lie lives."
Do you find your happiest friends
among the Idlers and pleasure-seeker.,
or the earnest wotkets? We hnoiv
what you answer will be. Of all the
iiil-erulilo human beings It has been our
futtuue or iiiisluituue to know, they
were the most u ret. lied who had letir
ed lr 1111 Uselul emploj muiit 111 otdel to
enjoy themselves. by, tile slave at
his enforced labor, or tlie liunurj toller
lor bread, were supremely liupplcr In
comparison.
Spend If possible one hour each day
In reading -oiue good and great book.
Tlm number ot suuh books Is nut tuo
many to overwhelm yon. Eveiy one
who reflects on Ihe former jeura of his
education can lay his linger uu half a
duien, perhaps eeu lewer, which bave
tnudi) a lasting Impress upon his uiiud,
Tiea-ure up these. It Is not only tlie
benefits wblch you yourself deilve
from Iheni-lt Is tlie impiesslon wlncli
they leave upon you of the lasting pow
er of that which Is spiritual uud iiuuia
terlal.
A cenllcnian who Is a sculptor, In
a feeble way, was calling 011 a lady the
other ecuini!. "How do you luMiaue
to get the right facial expression?' she
Hsked, referring to his statuettes.
"Very simple," he said "I read a
no. 111 expressing tlie passion 1 ile.ire tu
portray -r then, as nty face expie.-ses
age or love, I plunce Ilea' foruiot In
to a mass uf I'litiy 1 have at baud. This
retalus the liupressiuu, and there you
are."
A. youngster who had been detected
by his lather In the net of stealing some
fruit stoted for winter i-onMimptloii,
was angrily bidden "to go Into tlie next
room uud prepaie himself for a severe
tlomilng-" Having finished the work
which be had In hand, the IiiexnrU le
parent armed himself withastout horse
whip and went In search of tlie culprilr
whom he fouim ornamented witli 11 lump
ntwhleli Quasimodo him-elf would have
shudered. "What on eaith have- you
got on your hack?" asked (he wonder
ing sire. "A leather apion," replied
Jolm, "three limes doubled. You told
me to prepare myselt for a severe Hog
gins, rtud I've done the bett 1 could."
The Ecst ana Most Popular MmDiiia is
o
J
CD
r
o
It Invariably Cures dm -lis. Colds. Una s
lie, situ rimmt. Atlnna, Troup, nuil other
Affection cf Hie Bro-ithiug Organs.
Its sootbl-p liiflicmc nrou tte trrlta rtt lin
ing of 1I1 a t p issiipts, Is tin- to Hie met that
its merrilii'iils sro rue -nnst ctH.!:ii!loi tei man.
ic simple known to nirtite il iintany. tl o basis
of tlm nlllciD tie Hi) tie 1IONKY n' ho IIIH'J
IIUUM) PLAN" r. them on v uiiiton with tho
mwllciimt principle f tin- A iltE1 IIALHAMliA
or lia 111 ol 01 end. Thero are lienl6s. nve other
b tnnto elements wh cu 111V0 aildl tonal ctfeacy
to the U St ti lined two
I lose who Hive uofl It. far that IlAT.K'S
IIONUY OFUOHKIt ON U AND TAIl IS not
null- w.nideifiiuy renieJitil 111 t'll e'ies wheie
tiiom-uan er itsrtrstioti aro i-flr-cieil imt lo
Mti ltsncllonlsuiiiif.asliv r-pltl. AfeWUnses
1 eq cntl-r TVo to relievo u vo-y obB.innin
touh. ItLmiiiiins liothui" Cunt cnu ilist'i-ilcr
the Motmicb, -t tact that eas un til ouctl w t.i
truth of but lew 'ruth remeiliost Itlmn nneic.
t'eiveiv uffrooib'ofloor, un 1 is,olil nt 11 llfritro
irhlilh r.hi' les ihou nf tinmi-t l.iulted nieaus
lo nv.iU them elves uf Us v.ri nes.
It I hlamio lcsiliiesstn triflo with c roajrh.
Itilt.t'ou ol tb" Tnronl, Ohe-t nit Lnni; truv
el raeliUV ami trimt is 11 trilling and cfriIv
enmptoiartiO ililllcultt 111 thosu oigitu 10 dir.
ni 1, In a lew weoitH iioveloo lino liroriehiUsor
Con-imtpt on. two ttstaif which earn mure
Victim to our v rav ., than niiy oa.er lu tho
loiif; 111 ot hoililv disorder.
A Couch Inty be fine Untied IhoProHo In ry
Sta-o of Ciiiisiinuitmii, h niiinlv t wnlcli
IIAr.U'S JIO . KY Of IIOIlaillOTJSD ArsD
TAltiathe suro-t nowu preventive. Ti.oso
tao-oioie, who wonM arrest tne prufae-aor ihe
tlo-tiorer R.i'iat delay uot a tnuiueni to ink
a c rtain S;ieciflr.
ClltljlJUlS.S', do-lvo urctt hcneflt from Us
sO'lMuir properties, wtuvt sulterlntr Willi tho
piirosy- ms of croup and Wlutop ng Con tit. The
hrst na ed il s'n-o i ovrda lv dist.-uctivo
titnongTOuna't'htlilicn mid ih'srilinik' reieedv
shonlii ho Kept 00 htnul In til hon eholds huv
tho lurre VaeK.'fres lllitl Koniiotulze.
t'UICIOS. 5" ct.. and tl, llOtTI.13.
Sold uy all UrueKlsts.
C N. Critteiiton Trop'r,
NO SEVEN SIXTH AVKNUE.N.V.
IIhyo you a "Uaoisq Tooth" Headt f?
IP YOU HAVE, BUY
Pike's Toothache Drops
una Cnro t1mnnTrv In Onh Minute This jou
'nnilf)forTVi:MY-riVV OUNI'B Tlio ar
tlclo w 11 tin tbo biitmfls) up brown tlep'ml ujon
it; moruvnr it rontiuns 110 lDioJlent wlilcli
can l.ijureymit Too; I:,
1'IU !KV'5(JJ:XTS. fold uy all DiuaRDsta.
C. K. CrMcntoii, Prop'r,
GLBUITS
SOAP,
The Leading Externnl Speclfio
to.- HI9UASKS OT THE SKIN and
Beautifier of tho Complexion.
It renders the Cuticle Urnlthfiilly
Clear a d Smooth, nnd Is the Z?h1 l'ns
slide Substitute fur Expensive Sulphur
W.iltis.
It i Inenmparnb 0 tloiicrtv tnr tlnciSRS. Ut.
eaits. CVtB mid every Itritablo or unliea.ihv
coitoitluit of tl.o Hkln. slid is v must be. v ceubla
leintsil.l a -out ami son co of iti-ed-ty i-elielln
iae te OOL'T nnd 1IIIEUSIATISM
It is n must fietirable Dl.slNl'E'rrANT OF
C . OT11IKG OU lleiu I. .NK.N, uo ii sou u ed
liv ii-nsti. ntl-rnir 'rum ousuxioi's or cox-
TAOIOI'S PISCASLH Hud Is U f'l p.lu llt-IUi-dV It .ll
l'lovu. IRi.vo t them wi.eh t.t.ed oon liji-c-lion
l'etsons eo, pint luir it httte no noi-.i to
tiuo Siuipltur IUius. or to i, a at tj tinlnhur
10 n.'s for ii.ttiinu pur ot.es.
Ai until June oft a TOIl.IVf it Is'arrno'o
dj-HHi'ls in 01 any Co. lite lo sll.es il DOIJtoT,
iu.e a tic e. of iti t naturi, coi.cii.1 Coiup.ex
Ijii 1 lii.-iii she bui reinnvuj thoiti.
rAN.PJts.CKI.JJS.PlMJ'Lli-s llCOTCHKH
ntdth-. 1 .e, s.ioedliv yie.ti to i a e.arifylutr lu
ll lenci- tin 1 It Is the itey boa.t tu sosvo
wtth,t,ec tuso it icuves ilt.i ski.t Hmo.iih ntnl freo
iroin tio lriitatlun jjr.icu tst ol sen-luvo cu.
li'lu ly ho w'inlicaii -n of tit laiir. It also
run itlfletv prnil o.t..-i LtAN'Illtm. S'
llulls.-uiro d(u:aie It to ba LXCSLLRST for
wisa ng .vOOl.li.N LINK - I. ilv. aud oilier
lubr.o- auj tn.iio muvioir lu toe i-est irc.es o
O'CtrtitKmia i ui.d tuial aocn-iy epeuk ul It lu
Hit- hi -nosi t jrms.
1 et-ti 1 uttt.1 h 1 oar in from a 1 quarters of tho
Union upon Its i,opili t ir, many 01 wla h htm-.
u -en pttuiiBif 11 111 titu 1 mi m n neat piiiiiiuiet,.
proeuta I mil ujr 1 t nd FjucyUoodsDea-r-..
lli-t otiif 11 i'a Iti-ilnr . nen to niiblolni'o o
t on Ut bis MPDICIS'AL VAIIG1I UsK No. 7sixru
AV NO.-, .Vbff ouiv. Tho art.oe Is njureuver
lu o lauil ov t'10 jitulo-tl rra etmty.
1.1 hK MOST OTlH.ll l'AUCt'8 I! EM K DIES.
lll.l.N-.'-i oUI.l' .UIIsi.Ai' liu.b inl.i.ltuU
til. slotos without tne smallest iroeii-n ot re
nte 131 1 turiicv have 1 ecu bad are loi-itea upon
thd iiiisusiji ctlng anil uuo.iM'rvvnt. geuiitt
e-uipi.ur isoaps. piHesiur propemo ueput'tu
vltu or equ,l to the uietl HjH-u'fle, wh cb th.-lr
vend irs t--e tti v val (it undet .1 -nd i- m,teil
tin . '1 he public BltnuU lb rt-lor- oeraieim 10
niqu'ioiiiriil.i.NM'.i Milpl.ur ho.ip brluiuil
numo. undfcee tb it they jro the leu to tio'e.
A 1 ruM cub liru irists. Karcr Q ""I- Ileal
er.ai.it Uioc rs cep Ul.K.MN'8 MJLP.iUil
OAl'. uud 11 op ut-utjiid for It. auup.y n.o
OEsci.sEllil.so t.italrca toiners.
Prices, S3 efs. per CaUe' 1 llnx, (3
cukes) sent by iniull, prejiald far 70c.
C. K. CRITTENTON,
ntopnicToit.
No. 7 Elxtb Ave., N. V.
3H rw-yr-
1 mtm,.2jm-ixmi wft.-
SDLPHDB
BLACICS flnd BltO WIN'S
Aft TATU11AL AS NiTUUK'ti SELF,
re ccraiumcfltptl to Oiar ud FUme Ci'loreJ
oori( uiiuust tustautuueouslr Uy
Hill's Hair and Whisker Do
a prepnatlon abso'-uul. free Jrom bartfalln.
Kr.'dir-uinaiitllutt.i Ui'.v bup.mir uv rt-MWHii ot
Uie iff cli inxlai-ed laauy tutclcnf ttucaxa.
t'trmtuie OaAV.NG 8 and IIaui es uie ire
trulHO, uud lUt i vmy Lbuiiftiice u qan lUe
truo ) outhmi tlut (ruin turn niaicU'eaxt Uye
SjOLD UV ALL liUUGQiSTA
C. N. Crittenton Prop'r.
AUf. U If. Bixni AVE . N.Y.
Drugs and Medicines.
Wonderful, but True !
A. J. DUELING,
rrtoraiKTOtt or the rEOff.u'a
Drug and Family Medicine
BTOItE, make tho following
ANN0UNCESIKN1
ntnntl.u DnnKTiil .ltt.sie.filcll In bnSineBA.
thuctetit feiluetem of waesfor litbon itc I
deon. it mi duty at this time to RIVO tho poople
of 1 ehorhton ai d vicuuiy the IjoVs suabx ov
MT rioms I It -nd and reuietui.fr tho loll tw
li.K Pi ' " ,BW 01 lha '"Oiy "ticlcs Hold at
my mugaioiei
1-vriM- mi:uicinf.s ii t rrsparntiuns
BaccnlB snon as Vino arllitttrs Ho. eiur's.
liinitu's r, m' tioi, Ml bin's Hern, Ocrn un
11 iters imil nil others lormi-ily ft. now SJrts.
5 0 piepniotloi b4iX!."iii toe tepraliouaZOc.
ci) i). couuii nndi.Tjya nKJiuuins a
Juvm'o Ex.cc oriuit. Hit l's si.il At en s ltl.
earn Aris'i,hi'r-v l'eoioritl, Vtlk t'nto Cod
1.1 ver Oil. ''id l.tver t'll aud Lluiwr.nd o.brrs
furniettv It now 8.1 cents.
lfAlll I'll 1 l'AUAriOSS-Hall's Ita'r Ke
newer, MoiiUomory's. Ayers' lln'r Vi'i't.
and Mi Alien's, lotmetly l iiowsaet. A.t
so piepnr tlousofnnuv. tb irio' er now 40c
LIMMKNTS Laubnclt'J. l)w' Slug etie
Donnellv's Mecmo Snmson nil. It-t.w.v'
Itehef. Marno Oil.ua Kiln" Oil. Widflro l.lni
iiteut, oinl all olbeis lurmorly 50.). no 4ic.
Horse, Cattle anil ''hi ken l'owder formerly
i.c. njw -.Do.- Durlinj' celejraled Cuud.t on
l'owilers Improvid asc. ir iiouud.
Kroalu'sHauiboiK Drops 4 c itcr oottlo- Breast
Ten. Ci c. it oaiMiiHl 1'l.la uf ah klnus loiuielly
io. now -.00. per box.
1'IjAMTKns-l'oroiisi Arn'ca. roor Mun's and
ail utbi r foimerly .&c. now 10c
WORM ItEMKlilES Worm Svmps. Vermi-
tu es, . oira LsizomreB nimLuiiivuiujfliwiiu
t-riy ice now ?i c.
Hoots, nt.ru s, Herbs, Meilto.tl Tens. o., Ac.
formerly tiotn lis), tu lie. por ol. nuw 20. to 00.
per oz.
CaorOll flolssm no Malta, Essence i or eep-
110 litiur. e.8eneoot i-iiuin w. i.uv.-..
riircsonc.iiuu OlK-orlno tonucrly lOo tulso.
now to to 100 pet bott.e
E.crjtliliis Hovrii! I) ivn I Down!!
Cmtstlo Botln, for Makuur Soop, trnin 0 cents
to 11). cuib nor pound.
Catut on, sitlctli pdrb, fee. pbr fluart, by tho
cailoii less.
LOOK AOAIN.-WAtt, PArEH. Gold Gilt
I'm cv lOi-.t t) a.z il Hoitvis fonoeilv JSC. to3Sc.
now 100. While lllnnksabd Tints fnrtrorlv lie.
to CEo. now lie. to 15e., tins Browu ltacuslorm
erly li'c. to 12c. uov7j. Wfic.
rhj-io.ans I'rescnottons and Tnmily Iteclpes
coiiinoai'ileil nt iinnt.y lletlaced lutes. Uoor
eniltoUUULINU'S
llavlntr tit it ni txperlenco of aliurw Twenty
Yontsnt tho Dtuir lin-lness inurB than Ten i t
wit ch h ivobocn li Lohlehtoii, I w II in ibufn.
tioo as I buvniii tbo nas Giiiuiiiiieo to all tlto
very llest -ind Purest lime. Medicine', Ac., t"
In- fini'idin tho Aiuerlcau Markets. I 11U
FOll O V.S 1; 1 lieo lr- iiovJ
itop & Seal
All forms of Kidney ind TJr'naiy dfsca"c,
I'.nti-in the Hack, Mdcs, and Lotus aro posl
tlvelj' cored be
GRANT'S REMEDY.
Its effects aro truly marve'lous In Dropsy.
Gravel, Urlaht's disease, Seminal lo-ses. Lea
corrbrca. ami lost vigor, no malter of bow long
standing tho CaCO ma be, positive re Iff is had
In from one lo tb ce days. Douotdo-pair bos
ilato or ttoulit for It is ically a nieciflo and
n. ver fills. It 1 purely a vegetable, p'opitra
tion. Uy Its tiruo y ue tlionBnimsof c.ises that
bilvu hton coesidcii-d Incutable bv tbo most
eminent l'hieiclaus have B-en pt- mineutr
c tred. II U ti so mttor eil Ly the reffiilar 1 hi
scons and MuAIcal y. tl.t.ci th ouithont the
ciuiiliy. Bold In bottles at 1WO dollars eao i or
three bottles, wlilrh is enough to cuie the most
BG'-ravutedcoae, setit to anv ad'Ucss ou leceipt
ol nvii ucLLAUS. rmsli tilal b ttlo o.ne dol
lar each. A 1 oidcre to bo adufetsed to
Grant's Remedy Manf 'g Co.,
554 MAIN ST., WORCESTER, MASS.
JiiljUtm
jquvonm: itulioatiuns.
t'i'ANK LK3L1Eh CHIMNKY COBN' R.
riiiHt.o utilui pfrlotiicati, ibe bi'fet AiumMi
aunlv j outJil. h oiy iiuotT. him bomu irioi.d
htm hep.i too mreo.-Hflll nv.ilnr alt tbu wet It U'
j lumaMtor tttu puut thuteeu venti It "iniied
( ).11UU III (UU IIHIMIN Ullll IHtfltO Ul UI IIIVJIIW,
an i now tho nnii.A of i.h p;itnmi a Li'C du.
llilrt Jim t))H ClllMM.t OUM'.II b.c.im io b
better than ter Itn Hinal rtnl a itie o! tl.o
moMt i torbin" an i iivclv cbatoitor or tcrcut
jiivcor t uu to lire and mil 01 iiteut, taktutf a
wide ring- 1 sutj-ctrfiopk-a-ti every wi-muei
ul n lio f elio o lue domesnc Hiuty tne tliw
Ift'iil er. tho c .iniiiitc love tu. lor Uiooauirli
luirt ilie iiiito dramutiC lur Hid nuiiae men, the
Mtitd novel tut tho o oe letidtTH ami then wo
iavHtuiliic$ cveiiiuie tr tho bova una fair
Inies (or tlioohi men.
llrtUbrttoiif Uifvant Hfbnwn l)o yoret
lleiiedict ti Ajule Tjost. AihiIh Tbuma. JJtta
W, Tier e, ai-d u her ninneiit winrt. ate I.h
rrttuLir cu rumior. Too amject ro.to" ot
orn vei a iod Tbf ldutiutmtnaio priiue.
ui ft ibev aie oh ba:itilui. Moit t-rei ex
innm Hi errfctliitf aroc- uinietedln ie!i umn
ucr, whl e b'ojiiioou'fs advent u vs e hv. tun.
travo a uotuta' U t-torv lojte .d finecd'i'Oi',
nc'Hice, etc.. lucko thU Jl ililcuituu oiiuof the
iiiOrtt tm uiulufflu til lO tce.
Kxqul ite a eel cnjr.vi.i' are ticqupully
irvi-iitiwt t 1- aib'Ciibtrs.
'IhO CHIMNEY COUNKU. HlltCfll liaiTfS Wltll
elKlit ihih t i'lu tlatlous uiiiited on bl0 01
oer, ts puur.elitd tverr AlMid-y pr.ee only '0
cents, unuual bUbMS iu.l'jus, 41. pj.ibld. Ad
di your oiner tj titum lei.e9 l'uoimLlujr
LInuM. 517 I'eorl treit New oik.
TitAMi LfcinUK'S LAU' JOUIlNt. 16
tingei, lued weetcly. c ntaiui exo tlciii
I'lciureA uui full iiftu:r lotion nt itx veiy
lntOot atv lex or lucf and rhl.dren'it wear; use
ful lutnrtuauoii 0".i faiutlv top eai neleet utnrie (
Of ajtitnl i-lU'imti'iMH of home juo lure ku auu
i. t inift vi lu&liiouab'e liitcil'i:eiu-e. iter
wjinleh t chat i nt i-mp cartoiiaiii the foi
and Foili f ot tm city t Ha ttivt SiiitJi, to
f.'itAK 1EML1EB LiADY'd JOURNAL 1 tllO OlOAi.
Iieauitlul ut ti.t the tuun jmver-. Il ubo ud Uf
found oi. itietjbeni evi-rr adt iu t..o laoa,
I'f.cjiuce.its percopyia uua KuUcrlouon, M,
no -i pui ti
VHANK LKSLIV3 l'OPI LAU MONTH
LI ban mado rapid Hiridenaa the rlVHltt nitt'.r
ou raut to pa no favor. Uooii rlbutouato
ome t tlirlimt l.vin- wntcii. ,ver deoait
ineiuorilter-aturela tep.euted tuiUco umi a
Tb fui'iuut ot uiHiruutmii. DieitHlumetit and
amuemeiit uffudcd ly tlu Mtticle , efiiv,
t'ineHaiideeiierul alscell ny contumt d tn tl.e
liinjaito h k nr itch number t Ouapubli.
c tiu ba beeu well aporrcUted. Ktcrvc pv
of the roi.u ar Mouui V m euite Ubed with
uver lo o-au uul llrt-trait n. iteniir tho
clnuipcmt p.-noitoui of toe Kind In exi eoco,
uiidtttitHtameliuieoooof ihemn t tfes' ami
uu ve.ailiv wt-lrome li mut continue to in
t-traaeiavub lo f vor, nd lant wi-h the pin
Imhi'a oU.nuay AiAUAitNK b Xfrheat ammff
At iur Aifcer.iau monaile.-. It U pubiiobi-tl uu
ihei&tbiit ttacii mmth. I'riie. ScDtuuura.
iieii suotcrip mn. il I-! p li, ;-er y a , Ad.
tires vour order io frill Le- te, 37 Pearl
lMtANlcVKsTlK'rt tsC.VUAV MOAZlNn
la teffutliul HirK It Mlt lu ere t educuted
ard cult vulul xmai ai well an ib nm-t nrdl
nary teade , It the uuly runcur maifaiiie
nublbed in iblriuntry Kve y numb' rhaa
'.8 pivea nl.fd m itb t ie most select nnd lwi
untiDi MeiMture, ran jir' immtaefe mn by
th odhoi ( ir. in . lee:n uiWr if thit
C&Jrcbi'f t- Htraiiprii totlr iuk take. en
i -ik) tonic ml eautyf o ety. m tic. mn
nice, Miu y tro.iunr'ai v riei, K. -cooi
oi tt.v u.aa'ne Lat 1M tigalte enKivin--ot
Hie oiii.t iiiteieHaoic coaracter. It btt,
reach it a c'rcutatiou uud prosprUir ano aa
make li one ut tboiuarveltf oi p. rido.l Merit,
tute. It u luaeed a baniit fu worn Luy U
aud aee lor yo ir e ea. Hinirie cuple- are onlv
Mcenin. ati't anuusl ubcnpsioa ir ce ool. IS,
pot pld. AddreM otlfra tn
FIiA?ie LKHLJIS'B PUULI8UlQ JIOV8K,
UVMy M7 rrl fctreel. fiw 'otu
rpilE SltAXINGTOX
PLANING Mill
AN
Cabinet Ware Factory,
AT sr,ATlNfiT0N.
JOHN BALLIET, Propr.,
Penis In all ttlnrti atiit s.loa of line, lUbilock
Onk mid Hani Wttoo Lumber, aud Is now pie
parod to oxocute any uneout of orders lor
DressoD Lumboll
OF ALL, KINDS.
DuOi's, Sashes, lillmls, Shutters-,
Jloulilliiffs, Cabinet AVure, &c,
With Proiptneta.
Brackets Made to Order.
Tlie Mnchtnrrv nil anrt or tlio bent nnd
most Improved kind I tltlvlV none but tho
bpl worKmeii, nyo woli raonO'l and pool ma
tPili'.nnd am tbo efornubictn gnat autre oiitirn
Hftitat'tlon to all wbo maviavnr mo with a call.
Orel era or mail mompily at tended to. Mr
chHrpc are morratin term caaU( or liitcre&t
vbureed aitcrtLirtj dnvn.
GIVE MA CAf.lj.
tT Those ctlMjrod In llnllit-iiff will flnd it t
Mieir advflutngd tn htve HiIIur, FIcor JlnnrdR
PoorR, taiC8i uttcte. Ac. Ai.. mrdo at thl
May lOyl JOHN Bt LLIKT.
A HI) OX ADVOCATE
CHEAP
JOB PRLNTIXG OFFICE,
LlilliailTON, PA.
Jrvery desCMpttos of PrlullsE, from a
Visiting Card to a Poster.
CARDS,
mix IlEADij,
LCTTEa nEADS,
NOTE HEADS,
81'ATEIIENTS.
rttOtlllAMMES,
POSTERS,
HANDBILLS.
DODOEUS,
CinCULAItS,
BIIirPINO TAOS,
ENVELOPES,
TAMl-ULETS,
ny.LAws. &c, ac.
Done In the best nisnncf, at very Lowest Prices.
We a-e nrcoarcd to dn Work at as cheap rates
asmiv cfilre in lite fitato t.iat ceals huuistly
with lis customers.
OU II MOTTO IS
Cheap, Prompt & Reliable.
CT0rder3 by mail reeelvo prompt attention.
(ibtitlhcil for Inventors in the tnifcil States,
Ciinailu nntl Kun)c, nt rcilucotl rates. Willi
our principal ollieo lucatol in Washington,
directly opposite tho United States Patent
Ollleo, we nro nljlc to utteml to nil puteiit
business with greater pnimjitncss and des
inteli nnd at less cost than other patent at
torneys who nro ut a distance from Wash
ington, mid win llnve, therefore, lo employ
" nssociate attorneys." Wo make preliminary
cx.iminatioiis nm'l furnish opinions ns lo
jMtcutitblilv, fri'O of clmrgeiiuitl nil who arc
interesteil fu new inventions nhd patents aro
inritetl to semi for a copy of our "Guido for
obtaining Patents," which is nut free to any
ndtlrCs? rtnd contuius complete instructions
liow to obtain patents and oilier valuable
matter. We refer to Ihe (lermaii-American
NutioilBl llarlk, Washington. ll.C.i the Itovol
Swctllsh, Norwegiafi anil Danish Legations,
at Wnshington; lion. Jos. Casey, late Chief
Justico U. . Court of Claims; to the Olliclals
of the U. 8. Patent Oilier, and to Senators
and Members of Congress from every fitate.
A.ldress: LOUIS 1IAGGEK .V CO.. Solici
tors of Patents and Attorneys at Law, LcDroit
lluilding, Washixuton, D.C. ilec22
E. F. LVCKENBACn,
Two Doors Bi-low tbo "Broailnay llonse
MAUCII CHUNK, PA.
Sealer in all Patterns ot Plain set) Ftney
Wall I?apers?
Window Shades,
Paints & Painters' Supplies,
LOWhST CASH ri.ICES.
VIU CUUEHT'S
Livery & Sale Stables
I1ANIC STttlSKT,lICIlIOIlTO.", pa
VAST TUOTiWO llOflSK,
ELEGANT OAKMAOES.
And ptfslilTely I.OWKIt riill'EH than any
otueriiTo.y iu tuo wvaatj.
rrna hsndsome Carrlarn for P.iArral
pnrswses and Weddings. PAVI D VBOtM
KftT.n. IKT.
CENTRAL
CARRIAGE I SLEIGH
WORKS,
Oppobltn T. D. Clauss',
Bank St., Lcliiglitou, Pa.,
IiprcparodtDmabnfacinre aov dcscrlp.
ttoo ot
Carriages, Buggies
Sleighs,
Spring Wagons, &c.
Repairing rrouiptlj Altcnded (oi
tiAil work done at this establishment It
Guaranteed to be ot the Terr best rnstcrlal and
workmanship, nnd the prices tally as low as the
same articles can be purchased lsewhere.
Special Inducements offered to strictly cattl
cuslomcrst
, 51. 0. tllEXLER & CO.
Julr2l,lt7.
-J- II EIL. Ill & CO.,
BANK RTEKET. Lehighton, Pd.,
MILLERS and Dialers lii
AIlKtndof OltAIN DOUOTITanrt BOLD at
ItliOULAll MAHKET ltATKH.
Wewonld, also, tesoi ctimlrlnlorm our fill
zens that woare nowally preuared to bui
PLVtnem with
!B&s f Coal
rrom eny Mine doslid at VEtlY
JLOWEST PRICES.
M. HEILMAN & CO.
Jnlr is.
fs'i s 32 3rS. s
PORT "GRAPE WINE
heed tn. hundreds of conirrr (rations lor clturon
or communion puiposesi
Ex:nm;i res time iys weael? Tziz:si
AM. THE A3ED.
MT. PftOSPECtVINEVARfaS, M. i
Speer's Port G ape Wins
FOUIt YKAHS OLD.
TMaJnftlyCe!brntel Kntiro Wine Is mafla
f omtiiD jmcbnl no Ofmrto Uivpe, taiscd Id
thu country. Iti luVnluaolo
Tonic and Strcngthenin grropcrtiea
mo unKiin'I,t)y flnv other naJlve Wluei
Ileum the n e J-uci- of tho prai e. iroluccd
ui'iler Mr. rpoir'nown ueraonal ubentionf
IM I'untv tntl penuiner.ef8 are rua nnieedi
Thoyounpebt child may fa take of Un goner
oiii qui ill ie. hihI the wtv.ii st lnv.tud ufo lr to
ud van tape. It in i.rtlciil.irl bereHU 1 tn the
npeu aim i'ebilitntcd, nnd ftutted to tho vanotia
ul.nieum ttift i.fltict I lie m aker ct'i. It 1m. Iu
eCiy renpect, A WIN IS lOU") It 13) IED ON
tartUli tu Cper'i Tcrt Oripi WIsd.
1: renil.i Vu Stter't Port Otapi Wis.
frnll7 Vtnizt riftl a UttU tr Its 7m.
Bnwr'a widi in iloiital aro picferred ta
otLer W-ne.
wild by UruzcHta senernllr. who Ut Kelt
HI'KKU I'Ut'ltO J. IlftAKDY, J'KIXtp J.
KKEitltV HUd pTANDJtlJ WlNfcJ BIT1.
TUltH. TrriH hiiiMhii d bv all holt-hnie in al'
ii n, tet thnt the fUiibtiiin of Aliieri pe tt
1'a.taic.S. J., la over thiTOitc of ecli bottle.
a. tvMflVt Mount 1'iOHpeci Vue,flrd;
tew Jer ey. OAle, No. 34 Wama stioet
New Yuru. Fr wne by
a. j. DunLi.Nu, LEiiiaiiioN. rx.
$25001 A ctive $2500
Ayear.lAGENrslAyear,
V vTi-ri 'o cts ijr OmntT, lo Cacvass our
' A I TLU HneornLe
Premium Family Biblcsf
ENQLIoII anil OEItMAN. PnOntSTAN'
and LA11IUI.IC.
Computing ne.rly ICC differeWt BTT1E9
with uunioiotis elegantly t.lu.i rated eipiana'
tort ten ures.
The roust, fOrjtl'LF.f P. PtSIlFEOT and
HUATJTIt'u I. true 01 mules ever oOsrcd to that
Auieiicau public.
ALSO ON OUR
G- IR. J. 1ST X3
Comliination Prospectus
OP ISO IlISrl.'s'OT FUBLIUATIONS.
Representlair Aariculiural, lllojrraDlilcal,
IUstirical Hellclou". sntl K I cellaneou
Works audPam y. Pulpit, and Pocket Mule
and Tesisu euta wi ntel in every tami t.
A Na e yutare lu Cinvasslur. Hi. ertrn.do
from thl- Prospectus, when u.l nunle boeks (wl.
Also. Qenerat and Local Asenta Wanted on otrr
GREAT WAR BOOK,
the most Compii'Iien lye. Pf-llaole and Accurate
History tf tbstdte Cormct oetweeo tho KUa
MAN and Tile: TU t.K. wltltlu 20 tligrut
Kutrr.Tfugs. Maos anil Ptaus the most st.owy;
deir ble and useful lteoic now pnbltshtd.-
For Ore liars ami L beta Terms, adilio -s
JOHN. K. I'OTTKIt A CO.,
ratill.litrs,
Sept.l.HH. rJULABKLPUI
Akmm tsnu(eatiiycmed In these timer
1 but it mn be mate in three month
branynieo(rllhtraex.iDanyp.irt
ol Ititf pinntry. who is will njr to
worr ale ad ly 1 1 tio emplnvmrnt that we lurn
i.h. $.4 a wtek lu t'our own town. Von nefrf
not be aw.y trom home oyer night. Yen ear
Five yt.ur who e time tn the work oroulyvonr
pare tuuutent. It coats nothing to ttr the
bufiness. Terras' nnd Is outfit free. Address
at once. n. II ALLK1T CO..
(ebpiyl Purtra4, WaU.
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