GOING DOWN HILL. Dirt jou ever observe liow much rntiT il Is to gudowii Mil tlinn It Is to ctuie n, 7 To rlio requites constant WTott, lint to io duvru it I cntiiel tliun (nllli.g nslcep after a vigil, ami It it aslutilsh Ing liow ninny you can Oml who are both ready and willing to help you go down. When a man rnako a disastrous fail' lire, socially, pecuniarily and otherwise, everybody la down on lilui. lie is going down hill, and rncli nnr of his former friends Is anxious to gle lilm a kick as he gom. 'I'hey want to help him nlono.1 Yes Indeed! by all tuens Don't let lilm Btop on the wayl When he gets to the bottom he will bee.lu to understand what litis hniipened to htm. lie will lenm a lesson by It. II' hod no bud ties In be so unfuckyl Why didn't he Veep a better look out 7 Whl did he lose his nmney foiV lie ouitlit to have been more careful to whom he lent his subslauee. Men who iiilsiuiwip".e things and fall tuu-t uot expect to he Hied. Why wasn't he rliarpei? Thero win ltobln fOli, now; he failed, and cleared S.'iU.UOO by It! That wassonietliliiK llki I Hold n ion Is n small fellowl Got lilt eje teeth cut! The man that nets the inside track of noblnson must rise early. Yen, sill lint Jones was always soft heaited. No wonder ho lost ever thing. He never pressed his creditors for com pound interest, and his rents were never half collected. When his tenants camo with the old story of "sickness and so many children," Jones let them off, the mllk-and-wster fooll Childien, Indeed! as If poor folks Imil any tight to raise clilhirenl and, as for sickness, that is a luxury which noue but the wealthy shoSild indulge In. And now Jones Is going down 111 1 1 1 Well, he deserves It. Ilelphlui ulongl Ileoughi to have fore-een Unit the Jim crack mine would liuve burst up, and that the Moravian would have been let at set, and that the half dozen friends, whose notes h? indorsed, would have gone under before thn year was over. Ture mismanagement! It was mismanagement. Yes, slrl Help lilm? Of course not I A person must be crazy to Insinuate anything of the kind Ui.e.ss jou ain't quite so green as that I no, not quite! Times are hard, and you've got all you can do to help yourself. Look out for No. 1 is your luultul Let No. 2 do the same. Men who neglect thing, and let themselves be looled by poor people who have the audacity to give birth to children as often us rich fo'ks do, ought lo go down It'll, and you'll help them on their nay, and tliluk you are doing a rigliUous thing! 11IST0KICAL. Glotes were In use in very early times The Uluvers Company of Loudon was Incorporated in 1S3U. IIirPAitcnus, In 128 B. C, mado n calalogiin ot 1,1)32 stitrj, all tiiat can boseeo with the nskeileje. Fhinistead, with telescopes, made another ol 2,831. Bode, In 1800, uf 27 000, and Lilaude, same year, of 50.00;). Heii-chel coins p.ited SO. 000 in nearly slxdegteesof tho milky way. Women first appeared on the staco In England In 1GU1. Theevent Is ncord it In I'epy's Dlarj. "Feb. 12. Dy water to HallstiLry Court Plaj house, where, nut liking to nit, we went out again, and by coacli to the theatre, and thre siiw 'The Scuriifull Lady' how done by a woman, which makes the play much belter tliun ever it did to Iiih.' Tho woman who plajed ou that occasion was Mrs. Marshall, In 1804, Napoleon had assembled 1CP.O0O men, 1U.000 horses, 17,01)0 sail urs and a tlotllla of 1,300 vessels to Invade England from Iliiulogne, Wim ereux and Aioblteuse, and the expedi tion whs batUiil by Admiral Villeueuve sailing totbe West Indies, insteud of t'litcilug Hie channel. The Eiijll-h Uoveruuieiit subsidized Austihi and Ku-sU, ami the army of lloulogne con quered Austria and gained tho vlcluiy over both at Austerlllz. Tlie coasts of Kent and Sussex were also lined with luartello towers and lines of defense, ond nearly half the popuiuttun funned voluntetr orps. Tub Druids of Wales were the priests, aninliilstratoi of justice, pnels 11 nil Instructors ol the people The tiaids were the poets, and the most learned among the Druids. The Humans and other intruders persecuted t liein, owing to their great liilluence over the people, 'lhelr colleges weie called Uaucor. and the youth 'of Haul leceived education at them. They met annually, In a sort pari. anient, at A bury, Cran lire, Stanton Drew t r Druln, Lanlilan, In Anglesey, etc ; and latterly at Czar Emrys, or Stouehedge, built by Atnbroslus, about 4U0, 011 the kite ot a previous elide. They were fine poets and moralists, but their Ideas superstitious, and they believed in elves, demons, charms, etc. Their inoial maxims are equaled by none that ever weio composed, and were expreksed In tralds fur tnsu uf meinory. Their chief poets were Aueutln, Tallest, ami Mer Uyiiii, or Merlin ; and many uf their pioductlons have high classical merit. The most notid bards were Plenydd. Ala w 11 and Uwron, and llrltuln was the sou-ce and head of the s stem. Its ultimate objects weie to reform morals and customs, to M-cute peace, nuil to exalt virtue They had three orders presiding bards, orators or poeia, and Druids or Instructors. Old parly (who has sent foi tlie laud lord) "Landlord, 1 can't get ail) thing to est ; your pretty wulter girls devote their time to the good looking youne it-Iowa. Haven't you itot a homely old wa ter who has lost her taste fur beau tj?" A somnambulic In Herkimer coun ty rose from his bed and walked a mile lu uudress with a lamp lu his hand to call upou hlssHeatlieart. She aud her mother weie about retlrlni: fur the night wl en they answered his kcock. lu astonishment they conducted him to chamber, receivlug his explanations la the uiorutiig, aud procuring euuie suitable clothing (or biro. THE SUICIDE MAMA. A recent curiosity of suicide was the attempt of n bible to drown herself In Detroit. She and her liinli.uid were t n a honeymoon Journey. In n lalltoad station lie petto I a little child, and con versed wllli Its tuutllcrt, whcieat the young wife became absurdly J-alous, wvnt lo the river, and Irled tojutup In, A less sudden suicidal resolve s mailt) by Henry Stvens, of Skowhegtn, Me. w ho long ago said that ho would never live to he mole than 70 )tars old, be cutKe he regiuded that as the proper limit set by the llllile. So mi his seven tie' li blllhdit) ho drowned himself In Admin, Mich., a 111 year old girl went home fioui a social eiiterlalnii en , whvre she had beeli one ol the gayest of tne pnr.y, and laughingly. In the pies ineeol her e-coil, ate an oiango in whli'h she had put ell jehiilnc. Her biotlier on learning of liei death, shot himself tlnoiigh the head Mr-. ti' dor, In ICepojiiu, Wis. .instead i f jumping I. to a well, cuieluily lowered herself v il II a lope Into the wilier mid was til-owned The cuu e of Deacon l'liilip-' suicide In Clinton, 111., was the sal by the sherilf ot Ills pioperiy. lie hud al ways been luuioied and prosperntis, in ill could not bear adveisity. Not could Aitbur Noye-, who poisoned hliuelf in tit. Louis, although lie hud not been linn oiable In his prosperity. As a book keeper lor an insurai cu comptuy lie had been paid lor peijmy, il'id when Hie money was gone he lound blmsrlf possessed of a character so bad that he I could uot gel employment. A more given by a vagabond boy In New Or leans, who li'iil lost both legs on a rail road illt.H-.ter, ami bad become convinced tint "this world ain't no place for cripples. "New Vol k Sun. Tin: vou.nu iiimt. She had Invited him to stop to supper, and he was trying to appear easy and unconcerned, whiie sue uus on hcrpiet tiest behavior. "Have vou uei the sugar, John?" Inquired themuther, tti a winning man tier. ' John don't want no sugar," ejacu lated the jou in- heir, abiuptly "Why not?" ioiulied the father, cur lously, while John, in ills surprise, swallowed a bit of toasted crust, and nearly t ut his throat open. "Cos lie don't," explained the heir, In an arllul manner, "1 lieald I1I111 tell Maiy last night" "You keep kMII," Interrupted Mary, in an hysterical manner, while the young tu.iu caught his bicalh lu dis may. "I lieaid lilm say,'' persisted the heir with dreadful eagerness, "ihiitahe wa3 tu sweet lie shouldn't never use no more sugar any more -nn1 then lie kissed her, an' 1 said I'd tell, an' " The young heir was lilted out of tho room by his tar, and the supper wus finished in moody silence. The boys are doing n lively busi ness these days. In Perks county, I'a., the oilier iluv. a nartv uf school-buvs tTled bumpliiK heads "to see ulilch was I li.inltsl." lint tliey only learned which was tlm sol t st, mil lie die I ti e night of Ihe expeiiiiMiit. In MkiII-oo, lnl,,wlieie the town was excited over the expected hanging ol a uiurdeier, a parly of boys at play Hied one ol their nil inbrr fur minder, found lilm guilty, and hung blui loatlour-kuuli. He died the next day. Then In Krankfur'. the same state, a man was found drunk by 1 a lot of boys. 'Ihey tied his hands be I hind li I in, I lire v, lilm Into a cteek, 1 broke to of his rib, jumped on lilm, and lett 1 Un in bucIi 11 slate thai he cannot get well. It has been a bad w.nlt-r lor skating, drowning, nnddoub. le-rlpper cutasUuphism, but the Ameri can boy finds mischief still fur idle hands to do. "What is your chief consolation In life?" aked a pastor of n joung lady Ina Itible class. The young I .toy blush ed and hesitated, biitsulds "1 don't llhn to tell you his mum-1 but I have 1111 ob jection tu telling you here lie lives." Do you find your happiest friends among the Idlers and pleasure-seeker., or the earnest wotkets? We hnoiv what you answer will be. Of all the iiil-erulilo human beings It has been our futtuue or iiiisluituue to know, they were the most u ret. lied who had letir ed lr 1111 Uselul emploj muiit 111 otdel to enjoy themselves. by, tile slave at his enforced labor, or tlie liunurj toller lor bread, were supremely liupplcr In comparison. Spend If possible one hour each day In reading -oiue good and great book. Tlm number ot suuh books Is nut tuo many to overwhelm yon. Eveiy one who reflects on Ihe former jeura of his education can lay his linger uu half a duien, perhaps eeu lewer, which bave tnudi) a lasting Impress upon his uiiud, Tiea-ure up these. It Is not only tlie benefits wblch you yourself deilve from Iheni-lt Is tlie impiesslon wlncli they leave upon you of the lasting pow er of that which Is spiritual uud iiuuia terlal. A cenllcnian who Is a sculptor, In a feeble way, was calling 011 a lady the other ecuini!. "How do you luMiaue to get the right facial expression?' she Hsked, referring to his statuettes. "Very simple," he said "I read a no. 111 expressing tlie passion 1 ile.ire tu portray -r then, as nty face expie.-ses age or love, I plunce Ilea' foruiot In to a mass uf I'litiy 1 have at baud. This retalus the liupressiuu, and there you are." A. youngster who had been detected by his lather In the net of stealing some fruit stoted for winter i-onMimptloii, was angrily bidden "to go Into tlie next room uud prepaie himself for a severe tlomilng-" Having finished the work which be had In hand, the IiiexnrU le parent armed himself withastout horse whip and went In search of tlie culprilr whom he fouim ornamented witli 11 lump ntwhleli Quasimodo him-elf would have shudered. "What on eaith have- you got on your hack?" asked (he wonder ing sire. "A leather apion," replied Jolm, "three limes doubled. You told me to prepare myselt for a severe Hog gins, rtud I've done the bett 1 could." The Ecst ana Most Popular MmDiiia is o J CD r o It Invariably Cures dm -lis. Colds. Una s lie, situ rimmt. Atlnna, Troup, nuil other Affection cf Hie Bro-ithiug Organs. Its sootbl-p liiflicmc nrou tte trrlta rtt lin ing of 1I1 a t p issiipts, Is tin- to Hie met that its merrilii'iils sro rue -nnst ctH.!:ii!loi tei man. ic simple known to nirtite il iintany. tl o basis of tlm nlllciD tie Hi) tie 1IONKY n' ho IIIH'J IIUUM) PLAN" r. them on v uiiiton with tho mwllciimt principle f tin- A iltE1 IIALHAMliA or lia 111 ol 01 end. Thero are lienl6s. nve other b tnnto elements wh cu 111V0 aildl tonal ctfeacy to the U St ti lined two I lose who Hive uofl It. far that IlAT.K'S IIONUY OFUOHKIt ON U AND TAIl IS not null- w.nideifiiuy renieJitil 111 t'll e'ies wheie tiiom-uan er itsrtrstioti aro i-flr-cieil imt lo Mti ltsncllonlsuiiiif.asliv r-pltl. AfeWUnses 1 eq cntl-r TVo to relievo u vo-y obB.innin touh. ItLmiiiiins liothui" Cunt cnu ilist'i-ilcr the Motmicb, -t tact that eas un til ouctl w t.i truth of but lew 'ruth remeiliost Itlmn nneic. t'eiveiv uffrooib'ofloor, un 1 is,olil nt 11 llfritro irhlilh r.hi' les ihou nf tinmi-t l.iulted nieaus lo nv.iU them elves uf Us v.ri nes. It I hlamio lcsiliiesstn triflo with c roajrh. Itilt.t'ou ol tb" Tnronl, Ohe-t nit Lnni; truv el raeliUV ami trimt is 11 trilling and cfriIv enmptoiartiO ililllcultt 111 thosu oigitu 10 dir. ni 1, In a lew weoitH iioveloo lino liroriehiUsor Con-imtpt on. two ttstaif which earn mure Victim to our v rav ., than niiy oa.er lu tho loiif; 111 ot hoililv disorder. A Couch Inty be fine Untied IhoProHo In ry Sta-o of Ciiiisiinuitmii, h niiinlv t wnlcli IIAr.U'S JIO . KY Of IIOIlaillOTJSD ArsD TAltiathe suro-t nowu preventive. Ti.oso tao-oioie, who wonM arrest tne prufae-aor ihe tlo-tiorer R.i'iat delay uot a tnuiueni to ink a c rtain S;ieciflr. ClltljlJUlS.S', do-lvo urctt hcneflt from Us sO'lMuir properties, wtuvt sulterlntr Willi tho piirosy- ms of croup and Wlutop ng Con tit. The hrst na ed il s'n-o i ovrda lv dist.-uctivo titnongTOuna't'htlilicn mid ih'srilinik' reieedv shonlii ho Kept 00 htnul In til hon eholds huv tho lurre VaeK.'fres lllitl Koniiotulze. t'UICIOS. 5" ct.. and tl, llOtTI.13. Sold uy all UrueKlsts. C N. Critteiiton Trop'r, NO SEVEN SIXTH AVKNUE.N.V. IIhyo you a "Uaoisq Tooth" Headt f? IP YOU HAVE, BUY Pike's Toothache Drops una Cnro t1mnnTrv In Onh Minute This jou 'nnilf)forTVi:MY-riVV OUNI'B Tlio ar tlclo w 11 tin tbo biitmfls) up brown tlep'ml ujon it; moruvnr it rontiuns 110 lDioJlent wlilcli can l.ijureymit Too; I:, 1'IU !KV'5(JJ:XTS. fold uy all DiuaRDsta. C. K. CrMcntoii, Prop'r, GLBUITS SOAP, The Leading Externnl Speclfio to.- HI9UASKS OT THE SKIN and Beautifier of tho Complexion. It renders the Cuticle Urnlthfiilly Clear a d Smooth, nnd Is the Z?h1 l'ns slide Substitute fur Expensive Sulphur W.iltis. It i Inenmparnb 0 tloiicrtv tnr tlnciSRS. Ut. eaits. CVtB mid every Itritablo or unliea.ihv coitoitluit of tl.o Hkln. slid is v must be. v ceubla leintsil.l a -out ami son co of iti-ed-ty i-elielln iae te OOL'T nnd 1IIIEUSIATISM It is n must fietirable Dl.slNl'E'rrANT OF C . OT11IKG OU lleiu I. .NK.N, uo ii sou u ed liv ii-nsti. ntl-rnir 'rum ousuxioi's or cox- TAOIOI'S PISCASLH Hud Is U f'l p.lu llt-IUi-dV It .ll l'lovu. IRi.vo t them wi.eh t.t.ed oon liji-c-lion l'etsons eo, pint luir it httte no noi-.i to tiuo Siuipltur IUius. or to i, a at tj tinlnhur 10 n.'s for ii.ttiinu pur ot.es. Ai until June oft a TOIl.IVf it Is'arrno'o dj-HHi'ls in 01 any Co. lite lo sll.es il DOIJtoT, iu.e a tic e. of iti t naturi, coi.cii.1 Coiup.ex Ijii 1 lii.-iii she bui reinnvuj thoiti. rAN.PJts.CKI.JJS.PlMJ'Lli-s llCOTCHKH ntdth-. 1 .e, s.ioedliv yie.ti to i a e.arifylutr lu ll lenci- tin 1 It Is the itey boa.t tu sosvo wtth,t,ec tuso it icuves ilt.i ski.t Hmo.iih ntnl freo iroin tio lriitatlun jjr.icu tst ol sen-luvo cu. li'lu ly ho w'inlicaii -n of tit laiir. It also run itlfletv prnil o.t..-i LtAN'Illtm. S' llulls.-uiro d(u:aie It to ba LXCSLLRST for wisa ng .vOOl.li.N LINK - I. ilv. aud oilier lubr.o- auj tn.iio muvioir lu toe i-est irc.es o O'CtrtitKmia i ui.d tuial aocn-iy epeuk ul It lu Hit- hi -nosi t jrms. 1 et-ti 1 uttt.1 h 1 oar in from a 1 quarters of tho Union upon Its i,opili t ir, many 01 wla h htm-. u -en pttuiiBif 11 111 titu 1 mi m n neat piiiiiiuiet,. proeuta I mil ujr 1 t nd FjucyUoodsDea-r-.. lli-t otiif 11 i'a Iti-ilnr . nen to niiblolni'o o t on Ut bis MPDICIS'AL VAIIG1I UsK No. 7sixru AV NO.-, .Vbff ouiv. Tho art.oe Is njureuver lu o lauil ov t'10 jitulo-tl rra etmty. 1.1 hK MOST OTlH.ll l'AUCt'8 I! EM K DIES. lll.l.N-.'-i oUI.l' .UIIsi.Ai' liu.b inl.i.ltuU til. slotos without tne smallest iroeii-n ot re nte 131 1 turiicv have 1 ecu bad are loi-itea upon thd iiiisusiji ctlng anil uuo.iM'rvvnt. geuiitt e-uipi.ur isoaps. piHesiur propemo ueput'tu vltu or equ,l to the uietl HjH-u'fle, wh cb th.-lr vend irs t--e tti v val (it undet .1 -nd i- m,teil tin . '1 he public BltnuU lb rt-lor- oeraieim 10 niqu'ioiiiriil.i.NM'.i Milpl.ur ho.ip brluiuil numo. undfcee tb it they jro the leu to tio'e. A 1 ruM cub liru irists. Karcr Q ""I- Ileal er.ai.it Uioc rs cep Ul.K.MN'8 MJLP.iUil OAl'. uud 11 op ut-utjiid for It. auup.y n.o OEsci.sEllil.so t.italrca toiners. Prices, S3 efs. per CaUe' 1 llnx, (3 cukes) sent by iniull, prejiald far 70c. C. K. CRITTENTON, ntopnicToit. No. 7 Elxtb Ave., N. V. 3H rw-yr- 1 mtm,.2jm-ixmi wft.- SDLPHDB BLACICS flnd BltO WIN'S Aft TATU11AL AS NiTUUK'ti SELF, re ccraiumcfltptl to Oiar ud FUme Ci'loreJ oori( uiiuust tustautuueouslr Uy Hill's Hair and Whisker Do a prepnatlon abso'-uul. free Jrom bartfalln. Kr.'dir-uinaiitllutt.i Ui'.v bup.mir uv rt-MWHii ot Uie iff cli inxlai-ed laauy tutclcnf ttucaxa. t'trmtuie OaAV.NG 8 and IIaui es uie ire trulHO, uud lUt i vmy Lbuiiftiice u qan lUe truo ) outhmi tlut (ruin turn niaicU'eaxt Uye SjOLD UV ALL liUUGQiSTA C. N. Crittenton Prop'r. AUf. U If. Bixni AVE . N.Y. Drugs and Medicines. Wonderful, but True ! A. J. DUELING, rrtoraiKTOtt or the rEOff.u'a Drug and Family Medicine BTOItE, make tho following ANN0UNCESIKN1 ntnntl.u DnnKTiil .ltt.sie.filcll In bnSineBA. thuctetit feiluetem of waesfor litbon itc I deon. it mi duty at this time to RIVO tho poople of 1 ehorhton ai d vicuuiy the IjoVs suabx ov MT rioms I It -nd and reuietui.fr tho loll tw li.K Pi ' " ,BW 01 lha '"Oiy "ticlcs Hold at my mugaioiei 1-vriM- mi:uicinf.s ii t rrsparntiuns BaccnlB snon as Vino arllitttrs Ho. eiur's. liinitu's r, m' tioi, Ml bin's Hern, Ocrn un 11 iters imil nil others lormi-ily ft. now SJrts. 5 0 piepniotloi b4iX!."iii toe tepraliouaZOc. ci) i). couuii nndi.Tjya nKJiuuins a Juvm'o Ex.cc oriuit. Hit l's si.il At en s ltl. earn Aris'i,hi'r-v l'eoioritl, Vtlk t'nto Cod 1.1 ver Oil. ''id l.tver t'll aud Lluiwr.nd o.brrs furniettv It now 8.1 cents. lfAlll I'll 1 l'AUAriOSS-Hall's Ita'r Ke newer, MoiiUomory's. Ayers' lln'r Vi'i't. and Mi Alien's, lotmetly l iiowsaet. A.t so piepnr tlousofnnuv. tb irio' er now 40c LIMMKNTS Laubnclt'J. l)w' Slug etie Donnellv's Mecmo Snmson nil. It-t.w.v' Itehef. Marno Oil.ua Kiln" Oil. Widflro l.lni iiteut, oinl all olbeis lurmorly 50.). no 4ic. Horse, Cattle anil ''hi ken l'owder formerly i.c. njw -.Do.- Durlinj' celejraled Cuud.t on l'owilers Improvid asc. ir iiouud. Kroalu'sHauiboiK Drops 4 c itcr oottlo- Breast Ten. Ci c. it oaiMiiHl 1'l.la uf ah klnus loiuielly io. now -.00. per box. 1'IjAMTKns-l'oroiisi Arn'ca. roor Mun's and ail utbi r foimerly .&c. now 10c WORM ItEMKlilES Worm Svmps. Vermi- tu es, . oira LsizomreB nimLuiiivuiujfliwiiu t-riy ice now ?i c. Hoots, nt.ru s, Herbs, Meilto.tl Tens. o., Ac. formerly tiotn lis), tu lie. por ol. nuw 20. to 00. per oz. CaorOll flolssm no Malta, Essence i or eep- 110 litiur. e.8eneoot i-iiuin w. i.uv.-.. riircsonc.iiuu OlK-orlno tonucrly lOo tulso. now to to 100 pet bott.e E.crjtliliis Hovrii! I) ivn I Down!! Cmtstlo Botln, for Makuur Soop, trnin 0 cents to 11). cuib nor pound. Catut on, sitlctli pdrb, fee. pbr fluart, by tho cailoii less. LOOK AOAIN.-WAtt, PArEH. Gold Gilt I'm cv lOi-.t t) a.z il Hoitvis fonoeilv JSC. to3Sc. now 100. While lllnnksabd Tints fnrtrorlv lie. to CEo. now lie. to 15e., tins Browu ltacuslorm erly li'c. to 12c. uov7j. Wfic. rhj-io.ans I'rescnottons and Tnmily Iteclpes coiiinoai'ileil nt iinnt.y lletlaced lutes. Uoor eniltoUUULINU'S llavlntr tit it ni txperlenco of aliurw Twenty Yontsnt tho Dtuir lin-lness inurB than Ten i t wit ch h ivobocn li Lohlehtoii, I w II in ibufn. tioo as I buvniii tbo nas Giiiuiiiiieo to all tlto very llest -ind Purest lime. Medicine', Ac., t" In- fini'idin tho Aiuerlcau Markets. I 11U FOll O V.S 1; 1 lieo lr- iiovJ itop & Seal All forms of Kidney ind TJr'naiy dfsca"c, I'.nti-in the Hack, Mdcs, and Lotus aro posl tlvelj' cored be GRANT'S REMEDY. Its effects aro truly marve'lous In Dropsy. Gravel, Urlaht's disease, Seminal lo-ses. Lea corrbrca. ami lost vigor, no malter of bow long standing tho CaCO ma be, positive re Iff is had In from one lo tb ce days. Douotdo-pair bos ilato or ttoulit for It is ically a nieciflo and n. ver fills. It 1 purely a vegetable, p'opitra tion. Uy Its tiruo y ue tlionBnimsof c.ises that bilvu hton coesidcii-d Incutable bv tbo most eminent l'hieiclaus have B-en pt- mineutr c tred. II U ti so mttor eil Ly the reffiilar 1 hi scons and MuAIcal y. tl.t.ci th ouithont the ciuiiliy. Bold In bottles at 1WO dollars eao i or three bottles, wlilrh is enough to cuie the most BG'-ravutedcoae, setit to anv ad'Ucss ou leceipt ol nvii ucLLAUS. rmsli tilal b ttlo o.ne dol lar each. A 1 oidcre to bo adufetsed to Grant's Remedy Manf 'g Co., 554 MAIN ST., WORCESTER, MASS. JiiljUtm jquvonm: itulioatiuns. t'i'ANK LK3L1Eh CHIMNKY COBN' R. riiiHt.o utilui pfrlotiicati, ibe bi'fet AiumMi aunlv j outJil. h oiy iiuotT. him bomu irioi.d htm hep.i too mreo.-Hflll nv.ilnr alt tbu wet It U' j lumaMtor tttu puut thuteeu venti It "iniied ( ).11UU III (UU IIHIMIN Ullll IHtfltO Ul UI IIIVJIIW, an i now tho nnii.A of i.h p;itnmi a Li'C du. llilrt Jim t))H ClllMM.t OUM'.II b.c.im io b better than ter Itn Hinal rtnl a itie o! tl.o moMt i torbin" an i iivclv cbatoitor or tcrcut jiivcor t uu to lire and mil 01 iiteut, taktutf a wide ring- 1 sutj-ctrfiopk-a-ti every wi-muei ul n lio f elio o lue domesnc Hiuty tne tliw Ift'iil er. tho c .iniiiitc love tu. lor Uiooauirli luirt ilie iiiito dramutiC lur Hid nuiiae men, the Mtitd novel tut tho o oe letidtTH ami then wo iavHtuiliic$ cveiiiuie tr tho bova una fair Inies (or tlioohi men. llrtUbrttoiif Uifvant Hfbnwn l)o yoret lleiiedict ti Ajule Tjost. AihiIh Tbuma. JJtta W, Tier e, ai-d u her ninneiit winrt. ate I.h rrttuLir cu rumior. Too amject ro.to" ot orn vei a iod Tbf ldutiutmtnaio priiue. ui ft ibev aie oh ba:itilui. Moit t-rei ex innm Hi errfctliitf aroc- uinietedln ie!i umn ucr, whl e b'ojiiioou'fs advent u vs e hv. tun. travo a uotuta' U t-torv lojte .d finecd'i'Oi', nc'Hice, etc.. lucko thU Jl ililcuituu oiiuof the iiiOrtt tm uiulufflu til lO tce. Kxqul ite a eel cnjr.vi.i' are ticqupully irvi-iitiwt t 1- aib'Ciibtrs. 'IhO CHIMNEY COUNKU. HlltCfll liaiTfS Wltll elKlit ihih t i'lu tlatlous uiiiited on bl0 01 oer, ts puur.elitd tverr AlMid-y pr.ee only '0 cents, unuual bUbMS iu.l'jus, 41. pj.ibld. Ad di your oiner tj titum lei.e9 l'uoimLlujr LInuM. 517 I'eorl treit New oik. TitAMi LfcinUK'S LAU' JOUIlNt. 16 tingei, lued weetcly. c ntaiui exo tlciii I'lciureA uui full iiftu:r lotion nt itx veiy lntOot atv lex or lucf and rhl.dren'it wear; use ful lutnrtuauoii 0".i faiutlv top eai neleet utnrie ( Of ajtitnl i-lU'imti'iMH of home juo lure ku auu i. t inift vi lu&liiouab'e liitcil'i:eiu-e. iter wjinleh t chat i nt i-mp cartoiiaiii the foi and Foili f ot tm city t Ha ttivt SiiitJi, to f.'itAK 1EML1EB LiADY'd JOURNAL 1 tllO OlOAi. Iieauitlul ut ti.t the tuun jmver-. Il ubo ud Uf found oi. itietjbeni evi-rr adt iu t..o laoa, I'f.cjiuce.its percopyia uua KuUcrlouon, M, no -i pui ti VHANK LKSLIV3 l'OPI LAU MONTH LI ban mado rapid Hiridenaa the rlVHltt nitt'.r ou raut to pa no favor. Uooii rlbutouato ome t tlirlimt l.vin- wntcii. ,ver deoait ineiuorilter-aturela tep.euted tuiUco umi a Tb fui'iuut ot uiHiruutmii. DieitHlumetit and amuemeiit uffudcd ly tlu Mtticle , efiiv, t'ineHaiideeiierul alscell ny contumt d tn tl.e liinjaito h k nr itch number t Ouapubli. c tiu ba beeu well aporrcUted. Ktcrvc pv of the roi.u ar Mouui V m euite Ubed with uver lo o-au uul llrt-trait n. iteniir tho clnuipcmt p.-noitoui of toe Kind In exi eoco, uiidtttitHtameliuieoooof ihemn t tfes' ami uu ve.ailiv wt-lrome li mut continue to in t-traaeiavub lo f vor, nd lant wi-h the pin Imhi'a oU.nuay AiAUAitNK b Xfrheat ammff At iur Aifcer.iau monaile.-. It U pubiiobi-tl uu ihei&tbiit ttacii mmth. I'riie. ScDtuuura. iieii suotcrip mn. il I-! p li, ;-er y a , Ad. tires vour order io frill Le- te, 37 Pearl lMtANlcVKsTlK'rt tsC.VUAV MOAZlNn la teffutliul HirK It Mlt lu ere t educuted ard cult vulul xmai ai well an ib nm-t nrdl nary teade , It the uuly runcur maifaiiie nublbed in iblriuntry Kve y numb' rhaa '.8 pivea nl.fd m itb t ie most select nnd lwi untiDi MeiMture, ran jir' immtaefe mn by th odhoi ( ir. in . lee:n uiWr if thit C&Jrcbi'f t- Htraiiprii totlr iuk take. en i -ik) tonic ml eautyf o ety. m tic. mn nice, Miu y tro.iunr'ai v riei, K. -cooi oi tt.v u.aa'ne Lat 1M tigalte enKivin--ot Hie oiii.t iiiteieHaoic coaracter. It btt, reach it a c'rcutatiou uud prosprUir ano aa make li one ut tboiuarveltf oi p. rido.l Merit, tute. It u luaeed a baniit fu worn Luy U aud aee lor yo ir e ea. Hinirie cuple- are onlv Mcenin. ati't anuusl ubcnpsioa ir ce ool. IS, pot pld. AddreM otlfra tn FIiA?ie LKHLJIS'B PUULI8UlQ JIOV8K, UVMy M7 rrl fctreel. fiw 'otu rpilE SltAXINGTOX PLANING Mill AN Cabinet Ware Factory, AT sr,ATlNfiT0N. JOHN BALLIET, Propr., Penis In all ttlnrti atiit s.loa of line, lUbilock Onk mid Hani Wttoo Lumber, aud Is now pie parod to oxocute any uneout of orders lor DressoD Lumboll OF ALL, KINDS. DuOi's, Sashes, lillmls, Shutters-, Jloulilliiffs, Cabinet AVure, &c, With Proiptneta. Brackets Made to Order. Tlie Mnchtnrrv nil anrt or tlio bent nnd most Improved kind I tltlvlV none but tho bpl worKmeii, nyo woli raonO'l and pool ma tPili'.nnd am tbo efornubictn gnat autre oiitirn Hftitat'tlon to all wbo maviavnr mo with a call. Orel era or mail mompily at tended to. Mr chHrpc are morratin term caaU( or liitcre&t vbureed aitcrtLirtj dnvn. GIVE MA CAf.lj. tT Those ctlMjrod In llnllit-iiff will flnd it t Mieir advflutngd tn htve HiIIur, FIcor JlnnrdR PoorR, taiC8i uttcte. Ac. Ai.. mrdo at thl May lOyl JOHN Bt LLIKT. A HI) OX ADVOCATE CHEAP JOB PRLNTIXG OFFICE, LlilliailTON, PA. Jrvery desCMpttos of PrlullsE, from a Visiting Card to a Poster. CARDS, mix IlEADij, LCTTEa nEADS, NOTE HEADS, 81'ATEIIENTS. rttOtlllAMMES, POSTERS, HANDBILLS. DODOEUS, CinCULAItS, BIIirPINO TAOS, ENVELOPES, TAMl-ULETS, ny.LAws. &c, ac. Done In the best nisnncf, at very Lowest Prices. We a-e nrcoarcd to dn Work at as cheap rates asmiv cfilre in lite fitato t.iat ceals huuistly with lis customers. OU II MOTTO IS Cheap, Prompt & Reliable. CT0rder3 by mail reeelvo prompt attention. (ibtitlhcil for Inventors in the tnifcil States, Ciinailu nntl Kun)c, nt rcilucotl rates. Willi our principal ollieo lucatol in Washington, directly opposite tho United States Patent Ollleo, we nro nljlc to utteml to nil puteiit business with greater pnimjitncss and des inteli nnd at less cost than other patent at torneys who nro ut a distance from Wash ington, mid win llnve, therefore, lo employ " nssociate attorneys." Wo make preliminary cx.iminatioiis nm'l furnish opinions ns lo jMtcutitblilv, fri'O of clmrgeiiuitl nil who arc interesteil fu new inventions nhd patents aro inritetl to semi for a copy of our "Guido for obtaining Patents," which is nut free to any ndtlrCs? rtnd contuius complete instructions liow to obtain patents and oilier valuable matter. We refer to Ihe (lermaii-American NutioilBl llarlk, Washington. ll.C.i the Itovol Swctllsh, Norwegiafi anil Danish Legations, at Wnshington; lion. Jos. Casey, late Chief Justico U. . Court of Claims; to the Olliclals of the U. 8. Patent Oilier, and to Senators and Members of Congress from every fitate. A.ldress: LOUIS 1IAGGEK .V CO.. Solici tors of Patents and Attorneys at Law, LcDroit lluilding, Washixuton, D.C. ilec22 E. F. LVCKENBACn, Two Doors Bi-low tbo "Broailnay llonse MAUCII CHUNK, PA. Sealer in all Patterns ot Plain set) Ftney Wall I?apers? Window Shades, Paints & Painters' Supplies, LOWhST CASH ri.ICES. VIU CUUEHT'S Livery & Sale Stables I1ANIC STttlSKT,lICIlIOIlTO.", pa VAST TUOTiWO llOflSK, ELEGANT OAKMAOES. And ptfslilTely I.OWKIt riill'EH than any otueriiTo.y iu tuo wvaatj. rrna hsndsome Carrlarn for P.iArral pnrswses and Weddings. PAVI D VBOtM KftT.n. IKT. CENTRAL CARRIAGE I SLEIGH WORKS, Oppobltn T. D. Clauss', Bank St., Lcliiglitou, Pa., IiprcparodtDmabnfacinre aov dcscrlp. ttoo ot Carriages, Buggies Sleighs, Spring Wagons, &c. Repairing rrouiptlj Altcnded (oi tiAil work done at this establishment It Guaranteed to be ot the Terr best rnstcrlal and workmanship, nnd the prices tally as low as the same articles can be purchased lsewhere. Special Inducements offered to strictly cattl cuslomcrst , 51. 0. tllEXLER & CO. Julr2l,lt7. -J- II EIL. Ill & CO., BANK RTEKET. Lehighton, Pd., MILLERS and Dialers lii AIlKtndof OltAIN DOUOTITanrt BOLD at ItliOULAll MAHKET ltATKH. Wewonld, also, tesoi ctimlrlnlorm our fill zens that woare nowally preuared to bui PLVtnem with !B&s f Coal rrom eny Mine doslid at VEtlY JLOWEST PRICES. M. HEILMAN & CO. Jnlr is. fs'i s 32 3rS. s PORT "GRAPE WINE heed tn. hundreds of conirrr (rations lor clturon or communion puiposesi Ex:nm;i res time iys weael? Tziz:si AM. THE A3ED. MT. PftOSPECtVINEVARfaS, M. i Speer's Port G ape Wins FOUIt YKAHS OLD. TMaJnftlyCe!brntel Kntiro Wine Is mafla f omtiiD jmcbnl no Ofmrto Uivpe, taiscd Id thu country. Iti luVnluaolo Tonic and Strcngthenin grropcrtiea mo unKiin'I,t)y flnv other naJlve Wluei Ileum the n e J-uci- of tho prai e. iroluccd ui'iler Mr. rpoir'nown ueraonal ubentionf IM I'untv tntl penuiner.ef8 are rua nnieedi Thoyounpebt child may fa take of Un goner oiii qui ill ie. hihI the wtv.ii st lnv.tud ufo lr to ud van tape. It in i.rtlciil.irl bereHU 1 tn the npeu aim i'ebilitntcd, nnd ftutted to tho vanotia ul.nieum ttift i.fltict I lie m aker ct'i. It 1m. Iu eCiy renpect, A WIN IS lOU") It 13) IED ON tartUli tu Cper'i Tcrt Oripi WIsd. 1: renil.i Vu Stter't Port Otapi Wis. frnll7 Vtnizt riftl a UttU tr Its 7m. Bnwr'a widi in iloiital aro picferred ta otLer W-ne. wild by UruzcHta senernllr. who Ut Kelt HI'KKU I'Ut'ltO J. IlftAKDY, J'KIXtp J. KKEitltV HUd pTANDJtlJ WlNfcJ BIT1. TUltH. TrriH hiiiMhii d bv all holt-hnie in al' ii n, tet thnt the fUiibtiiin of Aliieri pe tt 1'a.taic.S. J., la over thiTOitc of ecli bottle. a. tvMflVt Mount 1'iOHpeci Vue,flrd; tew Jer ey. OAle, No. 34 Wama stioet New Yuru. Fr wne by a. j. DunLi.Nu, LEiiiaiiioN. rx. $25001 A ctive $2500 Ayear.lAGENrslAyear, V vTi-ri 'o cts ijr OmntT, lo Cacvass our ' A I TLU HneornLe Premium Family Biblcsf ENQLIoII anil OEItMAN. PnOntSTAN' and LA11IUI.IC. Computing ne.rly ICC differeWt BTT1E9 with uunioiotis elegantly t.lu.i rated eipiana' tort ten ures. The roust, fOrjtl'LF.f P. PtSIlFEOT and HUATJTIt'u I. true 01 mules ever oOsrcd to that Auieiicau public. ALSO ON OUR G- IR. J. 1ST X3 Comliination Prospectus OP ISO IlISrl.'s'OT FUBLIUATIONS. Representlair Aariculiural, lllojrraDlilcal, IUstirical Hellclou". sntl K I cellaneou Works audPam y. Pulpit, and Pocket Mule and Tesisu euta wi ntel in every tami t. A Na e yutare lu Cinvasslur. Hi. ertrn.do from thl- Prospectus, when u.l nunle boeks (wl. Also. Qenerat and Local Asenta Wanted on otrr GREAT WAR BOOK, the most Compii'Iien lye. Pf-llaole and Accurate History tf tbstdte Cormct oetweeo tho KUa MAN and Tile: TU t.K. wltltlu 20 tligrut Kutrr.Tfugs. Maos anil Ptaus the most st.owy; deir ble and useful lteoic now pnbltshtd.- For Ore liars ami L beta Terms, adilio -s JOHN. K. I'OTTKIt A CO., ratill.litrs, Sept.l.HH. rJULABKLPUI Akmm tsnu(eatiiycmed In these timer 1 but it mn be mate in three month branynieo(rllhtraex.iDanyp.irt ol Ititf pinntry. who is will njr to worr ale ad ly 1 1 tio emplnvmrnt that we lurn i.h. $.4 a wtek lu t'our own town. Von nefrf not be aw.y trom home oyer night. Yen ear Five yt.ur who e time tn the work oroulyvonr pare tuuutent. It coats nothing to ttr the bufiness. Terras' nnd Is outfit free. Address at once. n. II ALLK1T CO.. (ebpiyl Purtra4, WaU. 0