The Carbon advocate. (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, April 10, 1875, Image 4

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    JLvticr from BonaslttcUlo.
Misdeh nnocKEn, Dkak Si.n. Ich
will my bilcf koctz niacin far dos mole
Jcli bob kati zlty far feel tcbrclba.
Ich bin btssy. Jch bob tnyjtrout soma
nocli net all gate undar sut doch obao
luto nouso no noch, sunp,ht kend es zu
spote var,ra far,qu.gu,tex grob sourgrout
rasa. U,u sell dorf molo gaws jifstj
artlmt warra forjcji ua do Bet gllclta
;es so orrlck dos purcj sex raolo dor dog
.cssa, desJnCfwd won mere ut stana
,unno nochtyolo far breckfecht. Un
Jar dinner arawd nocb em dinner un
Jar supper wldder sour krout. Un 110
riuch amolo eb mero Ins bed gana.
Ich kon dcre sawga dos Ich gapleaced
wo Ich dl eltuog grlcked hob do lecht
woch. Do hob loh gsaua dos dale fun
dana gutasltaseus fun Lehlghlon drow
gougo sin un ben dar faro grunn kauft
sel U;recht f tick p dar faro suncht won
oel nuch nunuergate no Is oll'es drnna.
Sel hut noch csute un dera noch dos es
now gate do Ich aw farlloht ebbes on do
fare dos nacht yore, Far Ich gllch fare
,un hob noch liuraer dojt kon mar aw
swennlch ebbes Iver d,0 )efi$ grca un Idi
war shere olla moio'dop Ich nouse kum
a bin war Ich soblssel gabucked.Over
Jch kank ols lussea rippa far do fore
kumt yucht a moles yore nn no rauss
olles faeo si.
Won Ich noch sp long laba bis dort ho
bis so gbojta wrt don dank Ich du Ich
my ux nouse dar bis dort he on kolb
gJlcked, do Ich nouso no wolla mere
nmole sana eb mere net en fare sana
kenna u unserm County.
Tu vons net onnlchder is don do Ich
my raser nouso ufldardrack ar Js about
.elfuhdrejch yoro pit ud' kons maucha In
about sex fertpch ar Is gawls' guto eel
Is gsawt uu aw gadllslde.
Gin arcty t qpprij bin Ich dorch eir
.down gaforra, dp hob fch en fure sana
kumraa, es hen zwa karls ufem sltz
gakoched, m body, un Ich hob over
net gsawd gsan'a woa es Is over wo dea
ure mole kumma Is In de direction wo
Ich wor, don hob Ich gaana dos fere
grosa mato hlnna Ini body kocka. Ich
hob gamant dps es date zlmllch din
gucka'farso hocha warra farlicht uf
era zuck gawest, odder wolta farlicht
noch ho wiles moryets wor un hetta bis
pel zu fele wluo kotta.Geb qcht mato
un hocka cich ufs sltz board won ere
wlpder fawra wolla, Im grosa bodywoga
un dar zu won ere noch nouso ga wolla
In en onner down wo dea worra wo Ich
gana hob. Sj donk Ich muss Ich shlei.
ea far des pole. Uri no raoro at pres.
CDt. EARS KONNEBMAUCAnn.
fll'prll dan 9 1875.
OlijeclIonTtoTprlugr,
"Nix Gentle Spring.'"
Kin you tell me why poets and pea
nut sellers, and filosophers and fools
and ministers and 'musclemen," and
lawyers aud loafers, and doctors and
dry goods clerks, man, wlmen and
children, ct ceterer and to forth, all go
in with slch a rush fpr Spring? Cos If
you tin tell rae.blamcd if I wouldn't like
tok,'ow. I've bin a-thinkln' this ere
subjek over for some time, and I've
come to the conclusion that Spring Is
Jlst the meanest season in the fiole year.
She is the decoivinest critter ever was.
She blows hot and cold with the same
mouth aj the tlnjo. The mo st fayor
able thing that can bo said of her is that
she's a little green and a great blower,
and tbaf, Judgin' from the standard of
patur', ougljter be a positive disadvan
tage. Her principal producshins Is
rboumatlx, fever and nger, consump
tion apd cold In thp head. A feller
don't know ljalf the time whether to
wear ils pyercoat or go In his eblrt
sleeyes. I alnft bin able to do anything
ai my legitimate business 6lnco Spring
E
oi in. it's took all uiv time to folnw
iy proboskls, and Itvo had to keen
both hands a-golnl at that. My nose
Is like a piece "of raw beefsteak, and I
am ofeored I shall commit a lnvolun
fary suerclde by blowln my brains out
through, my nostrals. If I do happen
fo ketch i spare mlnnlt occasionally I
am obepgcd to Ul ' op my time by
BDCcxIn,' cbugbln or ehakfn,! with
pger. I've shook all the hair off o! my
head, and I've bin brought down so fin'o
In flesh that I think somethln' of exhlb
Itln' myself at the museum for a llvln'
skeleton I haven't felt any of Spring's
bammy breezes, or slghin' zeffyrs, or
health -gyln: pdors I haven't seen
any of ier lap full of flowers, or her
laftlu! streams', or her singln' blrds.slcU
as we read pbout nary onel Jler bam
my breezes has bin cold.easterly wi'ndsj
her elghln' zeffyrs, shrill key-hole rau
pic; hep lafflln' streams, nasty, drlzly,
Chilly rains; her health-eifln' odors.
U)p s'terao ffom njanure heaps; hgr lap
iuii oi uowers, a lew miserable wblto
il'lRC rh?t looked frightened to death
nf bavin' comp Into the world before
.(Hi uiuu: iier yipgin- wras, a lot of
har-drowpcd, wretched-lookln' barn
yard fowlj. I do hafe any half-way
business. I ajiers likes to l.avq eltier
one iping or thp ptner, out and oijt. '.
nevrrseoo meap-splrited, vaclllatin,
naii-determlned sort of a man. who
fells you he will dq a certain thlpg one
pontraiy llio ucxt, but wof I think hU
jiamo ouglittr le Spring. H.pyer 6ee
a Eckle, changeable, unprlnclped
cokwot but I Xhlnk hex name oughtcr be
Flora. I'rp .down ,onto fiprlng. She
roasts us, she soaks uj, sho a hlvers us,
and she burns us up with fever, nnd
finally, and tq coacludo, she starves pi
to death, f,oi slie never brings anything
to eat with her. She gives ns tho very
wust titers Umt wo haye ilio hole ysflf
round, rind this alone, If sjie vtgsn't
ellty of anything else, ,wopl.d fee enough
to set me agin her teetptally. Once
ippre I say I'rn down outo Spring.
.Smith's Illustrated Dftterjj fluaar. .
Pianos--Organs
1'IjcasQ Examine! '
Pfiicjcard PARLOR & Grand
OR0HE;3TkAL
Fort Wayiio Organ Comp'y.
A. P. HORN, Ag?it,
LEUIGHTON, PA.
All orders left at tbb Carbo Advo
cate office will receive prompt atten
tion. Trice lists and all other Informa
tion furnished.
Ojrgansf -Pianos
rj d. cfjjkvss,
Mercltant Tailor
And Dealer In
Goat's Furplsliln? Goods,
iiEniGnTw, pa.
Constantly on hand a splendid stock of
NEW GOODS,
Copsis ting of Plain and Fancy Cloths,
7assi meres and Vestings.for Men's and
Boys' Wear, which I am prppared to
Make up to Order in tho most Fashion
able Styles, at short notice.
Ladles', Misses and Children's
Itootsdfc Shoes
A well selected stock of French and
Turkoy Morocco, Glove Kid, Lasting.
Eld, Pebble and Grain Leather J)oou
and Shoes on hand, or
ajfuflo to Order.
Of the Latest Styles alwayg pj hand, at
the Lowest Price,
Also, Agent for tho
American & Grovcr & Baker
Sewing Jlacliiues,
Only One Prico for Everybody.
.January 11, 1873-yl
Industrial pibition Co
$20
WILL BUT A
1st Mortgage Premium Bond
OF THE
N.Y. Industrial ExhibitionCo.
Don't compare It with a Lottery ;bear
n mind that the Capital Invested is al
ways spoured.
This loan Is Issued on a novel plan,
and Is authorized by special Apt of the
Legislature of the State of New Yotk.
Every bondholder must recefye af least
(21, but lie jnay.rec'elve
$10Q?000!
pr $35,000, or $10,000, M.OOO.or 3,f)00,
IXC, JtC.
4th Pr. Allotment, June 7th, 75,
plh Series Drawing, July Gift, "5.
Circulars oIvIdk full explanation ill
bp sent free of charge, on application,
For Hpndi and full Information, ad
dress-without delay,
HORGENTHAU BRUNO & CO.,
Financial Aqents;
S3 Prk How, New York
Remit by draft on New York 7ity
.Banks, Registered Letter, or P. q.
Ajonoy uraer. uec. 1H, 4m.
THE
PIIOTOflHAPUER
Respectfully announces to tho citizens
of Lehlgbton and vicinity , that ho has
OPENED his
New Photograph Gallery,
on BANK WAY, (near tho Lehigh Val
Toy RaUroad Depot), Lehlgbton,
and ba,t ho Is now prepared to give our
citizens L,lfe-Llko Pictures' at tho most
reasonable rales.
Particular uttentlon paid to taking
Children's Likenesses. A Trial (s
solicited, June 13;
J)EFECy "FITS."
littery 6$ Frs
Haye Just receive! a very large and, ele
gant stocV.of Fall and Winter
comprising plain nnd fancy lotbs,
a8slmeros and Vestlngs, for men's and
boys' wear, which they are prepared to
mako up In tho most fahlonable styles,
at reasonable prices and on short notice
Ladles', Gent's and Children's
Boots, Shoes, Gaiters
and Rubbers,
comprising a splendid stock of all kinds,
manufactured especially fpr tpo trade
of ih)s"locflJlty.
Hats & Caps?
of the latest and mpst fashionable make,
always on hand, "(it low figures.
ISTAgents for the Acme Shirt the
best fitlu garment ever made. Leave
your Measure for them.
LAURY & PETERS,
Merchant Tailors,
P. O. Building, Lehlghton, Pa.
TNADEN HUTTEN TANNER?
LEHIGUTON, PA.,
J. KUNTZ, Prop'r,
Respectfully announces to the publlo
that 1)0 has Just rebuilt the Tannery,
formerly of Daniel Olewlne, and put
In all tl! best and most approved mar
cbjpery or the
Manufacture of Leather,
such as Ilemlpck ana Oak Sole, Harness,
JUpper, Kip,' pit and Sheep, which he
will supplf at the very lowest price.
Plasterlnp;"IIalr supplied in largo or
small quatitjles very low. HIDES and
SKINS bought at highest cash prices.
" Pafronagp sQltpjted. Aug. 8-yl
TTlOVR AND FEED.
Charles Trainer
Respectfully Ipforpis the people of Le
hlghton that he ;as most Excellent
Flour for Sale ;
Also, eood FEED of all kinds, and
STRAW in tho .Bundle. He is also
a a J ' it- t 11
prepared u uu qpy kiuu oi
Hauling and Plowing
at short notice.
LEHIGH (2d) STREET,
Lehlghton, Pa. March 28-ly
WONDERFUL, DUT TRUE I
Whenever I eet a Dottle of Bloom
qt Youth or Magnolia Balm, Rose Tint,
a Box of Lilly 'White, or anything In
that llqe to beautify the complexion, at
Durllng's Drug Store, It seems to be
nicer rvnd better than I can get auy
whero ejse. ' may
-jyj- IfElXUlACV &
CO.,
BANE STREET', Lehighton, fa.,
MILLER and Dealers In
All kinds of GR4IN Boughf, and Sold
at lieguiar MarKet ltates.
We would, also, respectfully Inform
our citizens, that we are now fully pre
pared to supply them with tho
ISe&ti f Coal
From any Mine desired at tho VERT
PRICES.
if. HEJLMAN & UO.
July 23th, 1874. '
JOS. BI. FR1TZINGER,
Fashionable
Boot and Shoe Maker,
Opposite T. D. Clauss' Store,
JMNK STREET, LEIIIGBITON, Pa.,
respectfully informs his friends and the
public, that I)e has Just received a now
and excellent assortment of Men's Wo
men's and Chjldrep'B Ready-Made
Boots, Shoes & gaiters,
Which he will Sell at the Lowest Prices.
t3BT Boats and Shoes made to order.
and Repairing neatjy and substantially
done at sljort notice. ftp 25.yl
PITY HIM 7 NO I-That Blectrle
Liniment, like I got at Durllng's
Drug Store, will euro bm pr npy other
manoi RHEUMjITJSM a'pd'all other
Palps. may f)
JUST look at her Hair I Why I
thought It was turning Grey? po
It was, until shegot a Bottle of that new
Hair Restorer at Durllng's Drug Store.
BUY IT! TRY IT The India
Rubber Plasters for a Weak Back,
DURLING has them nqayp
JgAMUEL, GRAVER,
Opposlto the Public Squat e,
SOUTH ST., L.EHIGHTON, PA,,
Janufacturer of
Tin & Sheet Iron Ware
And Dealer in all kinds of
I3T RpoQng, Srqu(lng and Jobbing
promptly attendeJ'to'. nov. 80
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Wafhlngtflp", New Jersey.
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d Cb. arc Solicitor! of American qn4 fyeign Jtt
tnts, and have thelargetl establishment ia tAe world.
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made for fatenti through their agency,
rutents are oblaiunl m the lett term!, ilodeU of
Krut inventions and sketches examined anil advice
fret. A spttial notice U made in the Scuittirio
ntHlucan or Ofl invcwwnm jwewe's tnrvuyn uiw
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Subscriptions received at this office.
MOTHERS, Look at that Child, It
has Worms. Go or send at once
to DURLING'S Drug Stpre, and gel a
bottle of hs WORM SYUT so pleas
ant anil yet so "ire. may 0
8aye 20 Per Oe,
y get ting jonr
JOB PRINTINCr
e at tho Office of tbt
Carbon Advocate,
IN PEINTZELMAN'S BUILpiNG
Bf t. tbe P, 0. and L. T. B.B. Depqf,
Olilgiiton, Corljpn. Cp pa.
We have Just received a Jarge and ele
gant assortment of
mMW TYJPE.
Of thp latest .styles j together with a
superior stock pf
CAB9S, BILLHEADS,
ENVELOPES, NOTE PAPEE,
And a variety of pther
PRINTINQ MATERIAL,;
J nd can now glv6 oar patrons first;,
class worjc at prices at least
30 Per Cent Lower
Than any qther Pfllce l thje section,
Qvo TJs a Trial, and be Convinced
ISTThe patronaza of the' public Is
respectfully sollplted.
THE CAItflOFff ADVOCATE,
A 94-.polumn Local Paper, and the only
newspaper
Batlrcly-Prlntaa (ft Con
sPHWIshed every Saturday mornR f a
a Year in AdvaRqe,
0, (1.60 if not paid In advance. The
Advocate, with Its largo and ittr
creasing circulation, is onp
peat Sledlume, for AUrertUint;
)n this Sflotlon. Rates furnished on
apr.lftlon.
H. V. MORTHIMEB,
Lehlgbton, Carbon County, Pa.
"TTTolsspart Alieadl
'ThO'tiadorslgned would respectfully
Inform bnlldera.cootroctora and the pub
lic in general, ttthey taare opened a i
In.r-onneCtjon .wltti iheir'"'' '
SAW-
Near tho L. R
WEISSPORT, Peiilia..
mm umnpflyuavo now on band an Im
mense Stock of thorqughly Seasoned
Lumber, sueh as ' i
Rough Pine Boards, "
Surfaced line Boards, . , ,
Flooring. Hemlock and Pine,
SUJJngsl of all klhds,- '
Shingles, an immpnse stocks
Jtoollng and Ceiling Lath,
Srnntllntr. '
nnd, in fact, Lumber of every descrip
tion at tho vory lowest iparket prices.
Wo are also prepared to f urolsVBuIld
ers and others wIthaTvdryfinrdrticieof
Sa'n d ' stiitablo;, for Masonry
markably Low Figures.
Wo have ..CanstunUu. nn 'lmn o'l...
wjilch wewlll- seii,WiargWxtonri
quantities, at Prices to suit your Pockets
Oo Mono H0NI3T COUNT LOW PBI0KE.
Weissuort.
ang23-yl Carbon pounty, Jo.
H.RICKEUT, i t
Opposite L. VfcDepot,
On the East'WpisspQrt CanaBank,
Respectfull Informs the? citizens of ffit
vicinity that he keeps constantly on
hand, and Issolllmrkt.thn.vprw
Market Prices, the very bnst brands of-
,i ' J ,, ' ' ; '
ALSO, DEALER 1 A
tJMHlE.JEft'
For Building and Other purpose, whlefc
he guarantees to bo1
f
yhtocQughly Seasoned
And to Sell at the
"VERY XOWEST RATES;.
Ai ' m .i
2&1 oal H
Wholesale apd Retail nt the very Lotrs
" -1 r. - -1 t-
, lie has also" a number of very eligibly
located
In RICKERTSTOWN, Franklin Twp.,
which he will sell on very' Easy' Terms,
aug. 9, S-yl J. K. RICKERT.
WILLIAM KEMCRER,:
VV,. Corner of
Bank &Sqrtth Sts., LehJhton.Tn,,
jeppaBiuii iinaoi
Mvy Cw-oods"'
' . 1 -v 1. ' "T.
Comprising Ladles' Press Goods, B14V
and Colored Ipacas, Glnghami;
Prints, Shirtings Shtetings, tc. .
of every grade and price.'
..C4BPET3 AIJJ 01iiOLOTm,
In great varlo.y.' j "-
Teas, Coffees, Sugars,, Bploes, FraTU,
Hams, Shoulders, Side-Meat; &ft.
bought, Sold or Exchanged,
H-,A R lTw A &7H "
'"We- ' '
For Building and other purposed ii
grcat;varlety of the best quality..
All goods warranted as roprC3e,nUS
APprru " mlfi sfc?;.-
BUILDER &C0NTACTOra
BANK STKEKT, LEUIOHTON.PA,"
Respectfully ttnnouDCAo to- the eltltens
of Lehlghton' and vicinity- lhnthb)J8
now prepared to contract far tbd "broi
tlon of, dwellings,- cburohes, -'schooi-houscs,
arid other buildings!- Also, that
ho keeps constantly on hand a fullatf
sortment of qveiy dprlpn ot ,
consisting of flooring, siding, doors:
sash, blinds, shutters, moldings, &o:,
which nt) Is preparod'to'furnlsh nt thu
very lowest matket'rates. v f -M j
Patronage respectfully 8ollcUl.a :a
R. REX.
LehlghtooMay "ly1 -r-
I '' "lit "
'iMaMaikf
BEAUTY,
WEIGHS WHEN BOXED OVER ONE.
-e.
THOUSAND POUNDS. Liberal .terpw
to ueniers.
I37"Scnd stamp for Clrcu
;ulan Addrea;
DANIEL F. BEATTvi
vYa.smngvon,
K.J.