JLvticr from BonaslttcUlo. Misdeh nnocKEn, Dkak Si.n. Ich will my bilcf koctz niacin far dos mole Jcli bob kati zlty far feel tcbrclba. Ich bin btssy. Jch bob tnyjtrout soma nocli net all gate undar sut doch obao luto nouso no noch, sunp,ht kend es zu spote var,ra far,qu.gu,tex grob sourgrout rasa. U,u sell dorf molo gaws jifstj artlmt warra forjcji ua do Bet gllclta ;es so orrlck dos purcj sex raolo dor dog .cssa, desJnCfwd won mere ut stana ,unno nochtyolo far breckfecht. Un Jar dinner arawd nocb em dinner un Jar supper wldder sour krout. Un 110 riuch amolo eb mero Ins bed gana. Ich kon dcre sawga dos Ich gapleaced wo Ich dl eltuog grlcked hob do lecht woch. Do hob loh gsaua dos dale fun dana gutasltaseus fun Lehlghlon drow gougo sin un ben dar faro grunn kauft sel U;recht f tick p dar faro suncht won oel nuch nunuergate no Is oll'es drnna. Sel hut noch csute un dera noch dos es now gate do Ich aw farlloht ebbes on do fare dos nacht yore, Far Ich gllch fare ,un hob noch liuraer dojt kon mar aw swennlch ebbes Iver d,0 )efi$ grca un Idi war shere olla moio'dop Ich nouse kum a bin war Ich soblssel gabucked.Over Jch kank ols lussea rippa far do fore kumt yucht a moles yore nn no rauss olles faeo si. Won Ich noch sp long laba bis dort ho bis so gbojta wrt don dank Ich du Ich my ux nouse dar bis dort he on kolb gJlcked, do Ich nouso no wolla mere nmole sana eb mere net en fare sana kenna u unserm County. Tu vons net onnlchder is don do Ich my raser nouso ufldardrack ar Js about .elfuhdrejch yoro pit ud' kons maucha In about sex fertpch ar Is gawls' guto eel Is gsawt uu aw gadllslde. Gin arcty t qpprij bin Ich dorch eir .down gaforra, dp hob fch en fure sana kumraa, es hen zwa karls ufem sltz gakoched, m body, un Ich hob over net gsawd gsan'a woa es Is over wo dea ure mole kumma Is In de direction wo Ich wor, don hob Ich gaana dos fere grosa mato hlnna Ini body kocka. Ich hob gamant dps es date zlmllch din gucka'farso hocha warra farlicht uf era zuck gawest, odder wolta farlicht noch ho wiles moryets wor un hetta bis pel zu fele wluo kotta.Geb qcht mato un hocka cich ufs sltz board won ere wlpder fawra wolla, Im grosa bodywoga un dar zu won ere noch nouso ga wolla In en onner down wo dea worra wo Ich gana hob. Sj donk Ich muss Ich shlei. ea far des pole. Uri no raoro at pres. CDt. EARS KONNEBMAUCAnn. fll'prll dan 9 1875. OlijeclIonTtoTprlugr, "Nix Gentle Spring.'" Kin you tell me why poets and pea nut sellers, and filosophers and fools and ministers and 'musclemen," and lawyers aud loafers, and doctors and dry goods clerks, man, wlmen and children, ct ceterer and to forth, all go in with slch a rush fpr Spring? Cos If you tin tell rae.blamcd if I wouldn't like tok,'ow. I've bin a-thinkln' this ere subjek over for some time, and I've come to the conclusion that Spring Is Jlst the meanest season in the fiole year. She is the decoivinest critter ever was. She blows hot and cold with the same mouth aj the tlnjo. The mo st fayor able thing that can bo said of her is that she's a little green and a great blower, and tbaf, Judgin' from the standard of patur', ougljter be a positive disadvan tage. Her principal producshins Is rboumatlx, fever and nger, consump tion apd cold In thp head. A feller don't know ljalf the time whether to wear ils pyercoat or go In his eblrt sleeyes. I alnft bin able to do anything ai my legitimate business 6lnco Spring E oi in. it's took all uiv time to folnw iy proboskls, and Itvo had to keen both hands a-golnl at that. My nose Is like a piece "of raw beefsteak, and I am ofeored I shall commit a lnvolun fary suerclde by blowln my brains out through, my nostrals. If I do happen fo ketch i spare mlnnlt occasionally I am obepgcd to Ul ' op my time by BDCcxIn,' cbugbln or ehakfn,! with pger. I've shook all the hair off o! my head, and I've bin brought down so fin'o In flesh that I think somethln' of exhlb Itln' myself at the museum for a llvln' skeleton I haven't felt any of Spring's bammy breezes, or slghin' zeffyrs, or health -gyln: pdors I haven't seen any of ier lap full of flowers, or her laftlu! streams', or her singln' blrds.slcU as we read pbout nary onel Jler bam my breezes has bin cold.easterly wi'ndsj her elghln' zeffyrs, shrill key-hole rau pic; hep lafflln' streams, nasty, drlzly, Chilly rains; her health-eifln' odors. U)p s'terao ffom njanure heaps; hgr lap iuii oi uowers, a lew miserable wblto il'lRC rh?t looked frightened to death nf bavin' comp Into the world before .(Hi uiuu: iier yipgin- wras, a lot of har-drowpcd, wretched-lookln' barn yard fowlj. I do hafe any half-way business. I ajiers likes to l.avq eltier one iping or thp ptner, out and oijt. '. nevrrseoo meap-splrited, vaclllatin, naii-determlned sort of a man. who fells you he will dq a certain thlpg one pontraiy llio ucxt, but wof I think hU jiamo ouglittr le Spring. H.pyer 6ee a Eckle, changeable, unprlnclped cokwot but I Xhlnk hex name oughtcr be Flora. I'rp .down ,onto fiprlng. She roasts us, she soaks uj, sho a hlvers us, and she burns us up with fever, nnd finally, and tq coacludo, she starves pi to death, f,oi slie never brings anything to eat with her. She gives ns tho very wust titers Umt wo haye ilio hole ysflf round, rind this alone, If sjie vtgsn't ellty of anything else, ,wopl.d fee enough to set me agin her teetptally. Once ippre I say I'rn down outo Spring. .Smith's Illustrated Dftterjj fluaar. . Pianos--Organs 1'IjcasQ Examine! ' Pfiicjcard PARLOR & Grand OR0HE;3TkAL Fort Wayiio Organ Comp'y. A. P. HORN, Ag?it, LEUIGHTON, PA. All orders left at tbb Carbo Advo cate office will receive prompt atten tion. Trice lists and all other Informa tion furnished. Ojrgansf -Pianos rj d. cfjjkvss, Mercltant Tailor And Dealer In Goat's Furplsliln? Goods, iiEniGnTw, pa. Constantly on hand a splendid stock of NEW GOODS, Copsis ting of Plain and Fancy Cloths, 7assi meres and Vestings.for Men's and Boys' Wear, which I am prppared to Make up to Order in tho most Fashion able Styles, at short notice. Ladles', Misses and Children's Itootsdfc Shoes A well selected stock of French and Turkoy Morocco, Glove Kid, Lasting. Eld, Pebble and Grain Leather J)oou and Shoes on hand, or ajfuflo to Order. Of the Latest Styles alwayg pj hand, at the Lowest Price, Also, Agent for tho American & Grovcr & Baker Sewing Jlacliiues, Only One Prico for Everybody. .January 11, 1873-yl Industrial pibition Co $20 WILL BUT A 1st Mortgage Premium Bond OF THE N.Y. Industrial ExhibitionCo. Don't compare It with a Lottery ;bear n mind that the Capital Invested is al ways spoured. This loan Is Issued on a novel plan, and Is authorized by special Apt of the Legislature of the State of New Yotk. Every bondholder must recefye af least (21, but lie jnay.rec'elve $10Q?000! pr $35,000, or $10,000, M.OOO.or 3,f)00, IXC, JtC. 4th Pr. Allotment, June 7th, 75, plh Series Drawing, July Gift, "5. Circulars oIvIdk full explanation ill bp sent free of charge, on application, For Hpndi and full Information, ad dress-without delay, HORGENTHAU BRUNO & CO., Financial Aqents; S3 Prk How, New York Remit by draft on New York 7ity .Banks, Registered Letter, or P. q. Ajonoy uraer. uec. 1H, 4m. THE PIIOTOflHAPUER Respectfully announces to tho citizens of Lehlgbton and vicinity , that ho has OPENED his New Photograph Gallery, on BANK WAY, (near tho Lehigh Val Toy RaUroad Depot), Lehlgbton, and ba,t ho Is now prepared to give our citizens L,lfe-Llko Pictures' at tho most reasonable rales. Particular uttentlon paid to taking Children's Likenesses. A Trial (s solicited, June 13; J)EFECy "FITS." littery 6$ Frs Haye Just receive! a very large and, ele gant stocV.of Fall and Winter comprising plain nnd fancy lotbs, a8slmeros and Vestlngs, for men's and boys' wear, which they are prepared to mako up In tho most fahlonable styles, at reasonable prices and on short notice Ladles', Gent's and Children's Boots, Shoes, Gaiters and Rubbers, comprising a splendid stock of all kinds, manufactured especially fpr tpo trade of ih)s"locflJlty. Hats & Caps? of the latest and mpst fashionable make, always on hand, "(it low figures. ISTAgents for the Acme Shirt the best fitlu garment ever made. Leave your Measure for them. LAURY & PETERS, Merchant Tailors, P. O. Building, Lehlghton, Pa. TNADEN HUTTEN TANNER? LEHIGUTON, PA., J. KUNTZ, Prop'r, Respectfully announces to the publlo that 1)0 has Just rebuilt the Tannery, formerly of Daniel Olewlne, and put In all tl! best and most approved mar cbjpery or the Manufacture of Leather, such as Ilemlpck ana Oak Sole, Harness, JUpper, Kip,' pit and Sheep, which he will supplf at the very lowest price. Plasterlnp;"IIalr supplied in largo or small quatitjles very low. HIDES and SKINS bought at highest cash prices. " Pafronagp sQltpjted. Aug. 8-yl TTlOVR AND FEED. Charles Trainer Respectfully Ipforpis the people of Le hlghton that he ;as most Excellent Flour for Sale ; Also, eood FEED of all kinds, and STRAW in tho .Bundle. He is also a a J ' it- t 11 prepared u uu qpy kiuu oi Hauling and Plowing at short notice. LEHIGH (2d) STREET, Lehlghton, Pa. March 28-ly WONDERFUL, DUT TRUE I Whenever I eet a Dottle of Bloom qt Youth or Magnolia Balm, Rose Tint, a Box of Lilly 'White, or anything In that llqe to beautify the complexion, at Durllng's Drug Store, It seems to be nicer rvnd better than I can get auy whero ejse. ' may -jyj- IfElXUlACV & CO., BANE STREET', Lehighton, fa., MILLER and Dealers In All kinds of GR4IN Boughf, and Sold at lieguiar MarKet ltates. We would, also, respectfully Inform our citizens, that we are now fully pre pared to supply them with tho ISe&ti f Coal From any Mine desired at tho VERT PRICES. if. HEJLMAN & UO. July 23th, 1874. ' JOS. BI. FR1TZINGER, Fashionable Boot and Shoe Maker, Opposite T. D. Clauss' Store, JMNK STREET, LEIIIGBITON, Pa., respectfully informs his friends and the public, that I)e has Just received a now and excellent assortment of Men's Wo men's and Chjldrep'B Ready-Made Boots, Shoes & gaiters, Which he will Sell at the Lowest Prices. t3BT Boats and Shoes made to order. and Repairing neatjy and substantially done at sljort notice. ftp 25.yl PITY HIM 7 NO I-That Blectrle Liniment, like I got at Durllng's Drug Store, will euro bm pr npy other manoi RHEUMjITJSM a'pd'all other Palps. may f) JUST look at her Hair I Why I thought It was turning Grey? po It was, until shegot a Bottle of that new Hair Restorer at Durllng's Drug Store. BUY IT! TRY IT The India Rubber Plasters for a Weak Back, DURLING has them nqayp JgAMUEL, GRAVER, Opposlto the Public Squat e, SOUTH ST., L.EHIGHTON, PA,, Janufacturer of Tin & Sheet Iron Ware And Dealer in all kinds of I3T RpoQng, Srqu(lng and Jobbing promptly attendeJ'to'. nov. 80 BETTTY " PIANO' THE UEiiT IUSE. 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Kind Wi Sit., Washington, V. U Subscriptions received at this office. MOTHERS, Look at that Child, It has Worms. Go or send at once to DURLING'S Drug Stpre, and gel a bottle of hs WORM SYUT so pleas ant anil yet so "ire. may 0 8aye 20 Per Oe, y get ting jonr JOB PRINTINCr e at tho Office of tbt Carbon Advocate, IN PEINTZELMAN'S BUILpiNG Bf t. tbe P, 0. and L. T. B.B. Depqf, Olilgiiton, Corljpn. Cp pa. We have Just received a Jarge and ele gant assortment of mMW TYJPE. Of thp latest .styles j together with a superior stock pf CAB9S, BILLHEADS, ENVELOPES, NOTE PAPEE, And a variety of pther PRINTINQ MATERIAL,; J nd can now glv6 oar patrons first;, class worjc at prices at least 30 Per Cent Lower Than any qther Pfllce l thje section, Qvo TJs a Trial, and be Convinced ISTThe patronaza of the' public Is respectfully sollplted. THE CAItflOFff ADVOCATE, A 94-.polumn Local Paper, and the only newspaper Batlrcly-Prlntaa (ft Con sPHWIshed every Saturday mornR f a a Year in AdvaRqe, 0, (1.60 if not paid In advance. The Advocate, with Its largo and ittr creasing circulation, is onp peat Sledlume, for AUrertUint; )n this Sflotlon. Rates furnished on apr.lftlon. H. V. MORTHIMEB, Lehlgbton, Carbon County, Pa. "TTTolsspart Alieadl 'ThO'tiadorslgned would respectfully Inform bnlldera.cootroctora and the pub lic in general, ttthey taare opened a i In.r-onneCtjon .wltti iheir'"'' ' SAW- Near tho L. R WEISSPORT, Peiilia.. mm umnpflyuavo now on band an Im mense Stock of thorqughly Seasoned Lumber, sueh as ' i Rough Pine Boards, " Surfaced line Boards, . , , Flooring. Hemlock and Pine, SUJJngsl of all klhds,- ' Shingles, an immpnse stocks Jtoollng and Ceiling Lath, Srnntllntr. ' nnd, in fact, Lumber of every descrip tion at tho vory lowest iparket prices. Wo are also prepared to f urolsVBuIld ers and others wIthaTvdryfinrdrticieof Sa'n d ' stiitablo;, for Masonry markably Low Figures. Wo have ..CanstunUu. nn 'lmn o'l... wjilch wewlll- seii,WiargWxtonri quantities, at Prices to suit your Pockets Oo Mono H0NI3T COUNT LOW PBI0KE. Weissuort. ang23-yl Carbon pounty, Jo. H.RICKEUT, i t Opposite L. VfcDepot, On the East'WpisspQrt CanaBank, Respectfull Informs the? citizens of ffit vicinity that he keeps constantly on hand, and Issolllmrkt.thn.vprw Market Prices, the very bnst brands of- ,i ' J ,, ' ' ; ' ALSO, DEALER 1 A tJMHlE.JEft' For Building and Other purpose, whlefc he guarantees to bo1 f yhtocQughly Seasoned And to Sell at the "VERY XOWEST RATES;. Ai ' m .i 2&1 oal H Wholesale apd Retail nt the very Lotrs " -1 r. - -1 t- , lie has also" a number of very eligibly located In RICKERTSTOWN, Franklin Twp., which he will sell on very' Easy' Terms, aug. 9, S-yl J. K. RICKERT. WILLIAM KEMCRER,: VV,. Corner of Bank &Sqrtth Sts., LehJhton.Tn,, jeppaBiuii iinaoi Mvy Cw-oods"' ' . 1 -v 1. ' "T. Comprising Ladles' Press Goods, B14V and Colored Ipacas, Glnghami; Prints, Shirtings Shtetings, tc. . of every grade and price.' ..C4BPET3 AIJJ 01iiOLOTm, In great varlo.y.' j "- Teas, Coffees, Sugars,, Bploes, FraTU, Hams, Shoulders, Side-Meat; &ft. bought, Sold or Exchanged, H-,A R lTw A &7H " '"We- ' ' For Building and other purposed ii grcat;varlety of the best quality.. All goods warranted as roprC3e,nUS APprru " mlfi sfc?;.- BUILDER &C0NTACTOra BANK STKEKT, LEUIOHTON.PA," Respectfully ttnnouDCAo to- the eltltens of Lehlghton' and vicinity- lhnthb)J8 now prepared to contract far tbd "broi tlon of, dwellings,- cburohes, -'schooi-houscs, arid other buildings!- Also, that ho keeps constantly on hand a fullatf sortment of qveiy dprlpn ot , consisting of flooring, siding, doors: sash, blinds, shutters, moldings, &o:, which nt) Is preparod'to'furnlsh nt thu very lowest matket'rates. v f -M j Patronage respectfully 8ollcUl.a :a R. REX. LehlghtooMay "ly1 -r- I '' "lit " 'iMaMaikf BEAUTY, WEIGHS WHEN BOXED OVER ONE. -e. THOUSAND POUNDS. Liberal .terpw to ueniers. I37"Scnd stamp for Clrcu ;ulan Addrea; DANIEL F. BEATTvi vYa.smngvon, K.J.