Paragraphic "O kittens! In our hour of case, un certain toys and full of fleas; when pain or anguish hang o'er men, 70 turn you Into sausaze then." The man who has not anything lo boast of but his IllUtrlous ancestors is like a potato plant the only good be longing to Mm Is under ground. During a panic caused by no alarm of Ore In a .Montreal church, Monday, three, hundred persons were trampled under foot. Many are. supposed to bo fatally Injured. The President's action In restoring the daughter of Jackson, Ellsworth's murderer, to the situation In the Treas ury Department, at the request of M03 by, has aroused much unfavorable com ment. Nlnety-ono millions of postal cards were sold during the past year. Washed postage stamps to the value of five per cent, of all the stamps sold were used, entailing upon the Government a loss of $1,000,000, The official vote of Pittsburg gives Latta 15,701; Olmstead, 13,110; and Bradford, the temperance candidate for Lteutanenl Governor, 2,457. Majority for Latta over Olmjtcad, 2,532; over both, 115. It was reported In Merldcn, Conn,, on Saturday, that little Charlie Itoss had been seen passing through that city, on the way to Now Haven. The Chief of Pollco of Mcrlden notified the detectives of New York. Girls, as you value your lives, don't get up and get breakfast In the mornings, A'yonng lady attempted It one day last weak, and was burned to death. Show this to your mammas. A young blood at a hotel was re quested to pass a dish near him. "Do you mistake mo for a waiter?" said the. exquisite. ''No, sir; I mistook you for a gentleman," was tho prompt reply. Washington Irving once alluded to a man of superior pomposity as "a great man, and, in his own estimation a man of great weight. When he goes to the west he thinks the cast tips up." The Lumbermen's Ex change, at Wllllamsport, Tuesday, appointed a committee of Ave to confer with simi lar committees of other organizations on the subject of putting a stop to un due discrimination In freights by the railroads. A riot occurred In Terrebonne parish, La,, on Sunday night. A colored man who had been elected on the Comprom Isa ticket, was attacked by saveral of his raco. He turned, fired and killed one of them. There were threats of burning the town of Uouraa. Mr) Dubois, of Fall Itlver, has bad the blood of a live lamb Introduced In to his veins, as a remedy for consump tion. It Is probable that there will ba no unusual effect save au abnormal fondness for all the girls named Mary. Next to a rooster lu a rain-storm, or man with his mother-in-law on his arm, tho most wretched-looking thing in the world Is a candidate who has Just orerherd somo friend wanting to bet three to one that ho wont bo elected. A pouting hride, on her first sea voy ngo, writes home: "The motion of the screw steamer Is like riding a gigantic camel that has tho heart disease, and you do not miss a single throb. I know of nothing to compare with It for bore dom. Professor A. 13. Smith, of St. Louis, says there are fully forty thousand peo ple In Kansas and Nebraska who are either now, or will be In absolute want of tho necessaries of life, and he earn estly appeals to tho people of the whole. country to send them aid In tho shapu of provisions and clothing as speedily as possible. The Black JJUI country, according to a scieullflo report Just received by the War Department, is admirably udap. ted for settlement, as It abouuds In tlm uer, grass and water, nnd has a soil of wouaerrui rerunty. iron and gypsum have been found, but no coal. There are trace of plumbago and Indications of gold. A Iloman Cathollo priest In charge of the Chinch of St.tfonlfacelu Plilla ..last week ran away with a pretty youug lady, who was the organist of his chuich,and with (50,000 that belonged to his par ishioners. A lew days ago the Ilev J. Howard Sujdam, of the Hamilton Park Itcformed Church, Jersey City, was visited by a tall,good-lookiug gen tleman and n beautiful youug Iady,who bald they wished to be married. The necessary witnesses were produced, the legal questions answered, and tho clergyman, seeing no reason why the nuptual kuot should not be tied, pro nouucod them husband and wife Tho groom before the ceremony gayu Mr, ijuydam to uuderstand that ho was a phjelclan from St. Louis, and that his bride was a resident of Jersey City. Upon making out tho marriage certlfl cate the mm gavo tho name of Gude- niann. Tho couple departed, and It thought took ono of tho steamers for Europe. The description given by Mr. Suydamof the pair makes It certain that thoy were the fugitive priest Cedent' an or Gndeouunaud the girl that he dldn'i leave behind him. A.l!D,C(-raver9 BANK Street, LEniOnTON, are now offering Fall and Winter Dress 3x&ods9 comprising DeLalnes, Alpacas, Satlncs, Empress Cloths, &c, and a full lino of DRY GOODS, NOTIONS, ' CARPETS, OIL CLOTHS, Ac, nt POPULAR TRICES. They also call particular attention to their Immense stock of Ladles', Gent's, Misses' and Children's Gaiters & Rubbers, manufactured especially for tho trade of this eectiou, at. Low Prices. Our stock of Groceries, Flour, Provisions, Quecngwnrc and Wood nnd Willow ffart,&c, Is full and complete In every depart ment, and goods and prices are sure to suit. A trial Is respectfully solicited, aug 29-mO rj D. CL.AUSS, Merchant Tailor, And Dealer In Gent's Furnishing Goods, LEHIGnTON, PA. Constantly on hand a splendid stock of NEW GOODS, Consisting of Plain and Fancy Cloths Cassimeres and Vestings,for Men's and Bojs' Wear, which I am prepniedto Make up to Order In tho most Fashion able Styles, at short notice. Ladles', Misses and Children's A well selected stock of French nud Turkey Morocco, Glove Kid, Lasting, Kid, Pebblo and Grain Leather Boots and Shoes on hand, or HI aiio to Order, Hats & Caps, Of tho Latest Styles always oj hand, at the Lowest Price. Also, Agent for tho American & CJ rover & Baker cwiug Machines. Only Ono Prico for Everybody. January 11, 1873-yl "Tclssport Ahead ! Tho underpinned would respectfully Inform builders. contractors and the pub lic In general, that they have opened a In connection with their SAW -MIJLX,, Near the L, S. Depot, WEISSPORT, Peana., nnd that they have now on hand an Ira. menso stocic or '.uorougtily seasoned jjumuer, sucn as Hough Pine Boards, surfaced l ino ixoards, Flooring, Hemlock and Pine, Sidings, of all kinds, Shingles, an Immense stock, Roofing uud Ceiling Lath, Scantling, and, In fact,. Lumber of every descrip tion at 1111 very lowest marnet prices. Wo are also prepared to furnish Build. ers and others with a very lino article of Sand, suitable for Masonry wont, I'iasterinsr. &c. at Re tqarkably Low Figures. We have constantly on hand a large lot of Wood suitable for Flrowood. which wo will sell, In large or small quantities, at Prices to suit your Pockets Oun Motto-HONEST COUNT LOW 1'lCIOiS. Yeakelfc Albright, weissport, aug 23-yl Carbon county, PaJ W. It. J&EX, BUILDER & CONTRACTOR UANK 8TKKKT, LM1IQI1TO.V, l'A. Respectfully announces to the citizens of Lehltfhton and vicinity that ho Is now prepared to contract for the ereo lion of dwellings, churches, school houses, and other buildings. Also, that lie ueepi constantly on hand a full as. sortuwnt of every description of jLuinHftei ! consisting of flooring;, siding, doors. snsh, Ulliuls, shutters, moldings. &c. which ho is prepaiod to furnish at the very lowest market rates. Patronage respectfully solicited, W. R. REX. Lehlnhtou, May 17. 1373. ly W. EACHES, Contractor & Builder, LEHIOIITON, FJSKN'A. Plans and Specification For all kinds of Buildings mado at tho shortest notice NO CHARGES Made for Plans and Specifications when the contract Is awarded to the under signed. A. W. EACHES. Juno 14, 1870-yl ypt CAN Save 20 Per Cent. By getting j our JOB PRINTING Done at tho Office of the Carbon Advocate, IN nEINTZELMAN'S BUILDING l)t. the P. O. and L. V. R. It, Depot, f-culgiiton,: Carbon Co., Pa, We have just received a large and ele gant assortment of Of tho latest styles j together with supeilorstook of CAEDS, BILLHEADS, ENVELOPES, NOTE PAPER, And a variety of other PRINTING MATERIAL, A nd can now give our patrons first- class work at prices ut least 20 Per Cent Lower Than any other Ofllco in this section. Give U a Trial, and be Convinced. EETThe patronage of tho public Is respectfully solicited. THE CARBON ADVOCATE, A 31-column Local Paper, and the only newspaper Entirely Printed In the County, Is published every Saturday moruln ga $1 a Year in Advance, Or $1.30 If not paid In advance. The Advocate, with Its largo and In oreasingclrculatlon, Is one of tho very Beat Alcdlnm for Advertising In this Section, application. Rates furnished on II. V. MORTHIMER, Lehighton, Carbon County, Pa, In order to close out present stock, tho undersigned respectfully announces to tho citizens of Lehlghtoa and vicini ty that ho has Marked Down Prices of all kinds of Goods to about cost, nnd will Sell JFor Casto. Only lie has in stock a largo assortment of Dry Goods, Groceries, Provisions, Jiloenswarc, Hardware, and a variety of other articles too num erous to enumerate. If you desire to secure Now Is your Time A Small Sum of Money will Buy a Large Quantity of Goods I Store, Opposito L. & S, Depot, BANK-street, lehighton, Penna. Z. H. LONG, lgent. TiLaniiAN Aiineii, Assignee. junrcn h, JH74. K. RICHERT, Opposite L. & S. V.J , On the East Weiisport Canal Bank, Respectfully Informs the citizens of this vicinity Mint he keeps constantly on hand, and Is selling nt tho very lowest Market Prices, tho very best brands of fflotar&X'eed, ALSO, DEALER IN For building and other purposes, which ho guarantees to be Thoroughly Seasoned And to Sell at tho VERT LOWEST RATES. Coal I aS 1 1 Wholesale nnd Retail nt tho very Low. est Cash Prices. nehas also a number of very eligibly located In RICKERTSTOWN, Franklin Twp., which he will sell on very Easy Terms, aug. 0, '73.yl J. K. RICKERT. ILLIAM KEMERER, Corner of Bank & South Sts Lehighton, Pa., Keeps a full lino of 9 Comprising Ladles Dress Goods, Black anil Colored Alpacas, ulngliams, Prints, Shirtings Sheetings, &e. of every grade and price. CARPETS AOlL CLOTHS, In great variety. &ioceiie& amen Provisions Teas, Coffee?, Sugars, Spices, Fruits, Hams, Shoulders, Side-Meat, &. Country Produce Bought, Sold or Exchauged EABDWAEE For Building and other purpose? In great variety of the best quality. All goods warranted as represented ana prices runy as low as elsewhere. April 0, 1873-yl If. KLEPPINCER Would respectful ly announce tor his friends and the publio In general, that ho has open on a nrsi-wass Livery & Sale Stable and that he can furnish Horses, Buggies ana carriages 01 tno best description for Pleasure, Business or Funeral pur poses, at very jieasonauie cnarees, and on short notice. HAULING done at short notice and on short notico. In counectlou he will also continue his Carriage Manufactory wliere the reonlocan cet their 6'arrlace; juggles, Wagons, etc., maae to order, or RKPAIHED on short notice and at reasonable prices. 'liie undersigned respectfully an nounces that he has been appointed Agent ror 1110 Universal Wringer AND Doty'sOlothes Washer These are undoubtedly tho best Wash' ers and Wringers In the market, and our ladles are Invited to call and see them, L. F. Kleppinger, Cor. .BANK and IRON Streets, Feb. 22, 1878. Leblghttn, Pa. A New Idea! WILSON SHUTTLE FOR 50 Dollars ! ! FARMERS, MERCHANTS, MEOHANIOS, AND EVERYBODY Buy the World-Renowned wmmw Me Mi Maine! TOE BEST IN THE WORLD I tSTTbo Highest Premium was nwnrdod to it at "VIE ISTUST A. ; Ohio Stato Fair; Northern Ohio Fair; Aincr. Instllnte, N. Y.; Cincinnati Exposition Indianapolis Exposition J St. Louis Fair; Louisiana Stato Fair; Mississippi Stato Fair; and Georgia Stato Fair; FOR BEING THE BEST SEWING MACHINES, and doing the largest and best range of work. All other Machines in tho Market lie 10 lu direct COMPETITION ! ! tWFor Hemming, Fell ing, Stitching, Cording, Binding, Braiding, Embroidering, Quilt ing and Stitching fine or heavy goods it is unsurpassed, "Where wo have no Agents wo will deliver a Maohino for tho price named abovo, at the nearest Hail Road Station of Purohaaers, Needles for all Sewing Ma chines for Sale. Old Machines taken in Exchange. Send for Circulars, Prico List, &c, and Copy of the Wilson Reflector, ono of the best Periodicals of the day, duroted to Sewing Ma chines, Fashions, General News and Miscellany. Agents "Wanted jv.iiiii3ee, Wilson Sewing Machine Co. CLEVELAND, OHIO. gUUSOIllUB I'OK TI10 Carbon Advocate, Tie Ctmpeit I"ptr Id the Leblgh Vtllej Only On Dollar a Vm, Dr. J. Walker's California Vinegar Bitters aro n purely Vcg otablopropnration, mndo chiefly from tho nntlvo herbs found on tho lower ranges of the Sierra Nevada moun tains of California, tho modlcltial proportios of which aro extracted therefrom without tho uso of Alcohol. Tho quostion Is almost dally nskcil, "What Is tho cause of tho unpar alleled success of Vixeoau Hit ters t" Our answer is, that they romovo tho causo of disease, and the patient recovers hU health. They nro tho great blood purifier nnd a life-giving nrinclplo, a jierfcct Ktuo vator and Iuvigorotor of the Bystoin. Ne.vor bofnro iu tho history of tho world has a medicine boon compounded pos sessing tho rctnarkttblo quulitica of Vix eoah Hitters lu healing tho sick of ovury dlsoaso man Is heir to. They aro a gontlo Purgallvo well nt a Tonio,. relieving Congostinn or Inflammation of tho Liver and Visceral Organs, in Dilioui Diseases. The properties of Dn. Walk er's VlNEOARlilTTliRS nro Almrient. Dia phoretic, Carminative, Nutritious, Laxa tivo, Diurcti(!,Sodattvn,CuuDtor-Irritaut, Sudorific, Alterative nud Anti-Dilioii. T)nitrr:Ut & Ofn. Apt., Snn Fnincini-o. Cnllfnf nli. pnr.nf Wiwhlncl'in mitl Clim tmn StjN.V. Sola by nil llrugpleU sl I). al r. Beatty & Plotts' Celebrated Golden Tongue PARLOR ORGANS are acknowledged by Eminent Musician and Distinguished Men of Honor as the Lending PARLOR ORGANS NOW IN USE I We Challenge any Maker to Equal THEM. No other Organ hus gained tlio same popularity iu tho Lehigh Valley Organs sold hero years ago give universal sat-, isfaction all are ready to add their names in proof of what wo1 say. Do not bo misled bydcal ers, until you havo oxamined this valua ble instrument, with '74 improvements added to it. Price List sent Freo to all. Good Agents Wanted. Address, BEATTY & PLOT IS, Washington, Warren County, oct g-t.yl No Jersey. 9 ALL. ii WI.VfEK OPENING OK Millinery Goods & Notions Mrs. E.JFatli's 3d Door below the M. K. Church, BANK Street, JLEHIGHTON. AD work made up lu the Latest Style at the Lowest Prices. September 10, 1874-m3 'MM'outto and Lot fur Hale, Situate on Dank street, In the borough of Lehighton, and numbered Ut on the plan or plot ol said borough. The Lot is 83 x IBS feet ; the Houso Is three stories with basement, 2-story Kitchen and necessary outbuilding, uever.falllng well of water, Ae. It Is nicely located for almost any kind of business, being situate on the prlucipal business thoroughfare. For price and further particulars apply at this Office, or on the premises to S. A. or VIUSCILLA BEERS. July 18, 1874-tf TT OOK UEAUT1FUL LOOK ItOSVl A Hottle of DUKLlNO8 ROSE OLTCKItlNE for Koughnts of the Skin, ( happed Hands, &C., tmlySS cent a bottle. mtiy 0.
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