Paragraphic. A younn shaver a barber's baby. 'Gicnt minds liavo purposes; others linve only wishes. If you would succeed In life, attend well to your own business. Trust not tho world, for It never payeth that It promlseth, A high rent A holo In tho crown of your bad hat. To abrldgo conversation, speak but the truth. Franklin says, "A poor man must work to find meat for his stomach a rich ono to find stomach for his meat." "If thou deslrest to bo held wise, f pays an author, "bo wlso enough to bridle thy own lotiguo." Thero Is no arena In which vanity displays Itself under such a variety of forms as In conversation. To be deprived of thoperson we love, Is happiness, In comiarlson of living with ono wo hato. Men and women aio never more fre quently outwitted than when they are trying to outwit others. Thero Is a man In town so knowing that people who don't know their own minds corao to him for Information on tho subject. "Don t.you mean to marry, my dear pIi?" "No, my clearwldow, I'd rather loso all the ribs I'vo got than take ano. ther." "If I should die, dear where would you go?" "Go? Go after your Insur ance money, was tho reply of a fond wife. An Irishman wa3 onco asked It ho had over seen-i red blackberry. "To be sute I have," said P,it: "all black berries are red whon they arc green.' ' ' Augustus Leonard dressed up llko an Indian and descended on tho cabin of a Missouri family for fun. Thoy kept tho body In Ice three days for his father to arrive. Tho difference between a man being out of temper and out of money Is that when he's out of money ho shows the least of It, but when he's out of temper shows tho most of It. A. quaint old gentleman, In speaking of'tho different allotments of men, by which somo becomo useful citizens, and others worthless vagrants, by way of Illustration, remarked, "So one slab of marble becomes a useful doorstep, whllo (Mother becomes a lying tombstone." Sylvius had three ways of proving a man n-fool. He Is a fool which seeks that ho cannot find, ho Is a fool who seeks that which, If found, will do him more harm than good; ho U a fool who having several waysto bring him to his journey's end, selects the worit ono. Cold prayp.ru nra an arrows without heads, as swords wlthoutedges, as birds without wings; they plerco not, they cut not, thoy fly notup to heaven. Cold prayers always freozo before they reach heaven. Buy a diary or a memordandum. and keep an account of your lecelpts and expenditures for tho year. By so doing, you will learn economy, and savo a great deal more of what you earn. It Is vain to talk about the equality of tho sexes they aro not equal. The smile or tear of a woman conquers man. Motto for Indolent housewives "Never too late to mend." "Ilold.your tongue for a fool!" was the polite recommendation of an Irish husband." ."Sure, then, you'ro going to speak yourself," was the equally polite reply of the wife. Times wears slippers of list and bis trade 1 j colseless. Tho days come soft ly dawning, ono after another; they croep In at the windows; their fresh morning air Is grateful to the lips as they pant for It; their music Is aweet to thd ears that listen to It; until, beforo wu know It, a wholo life of days has possession of tho citadel, and tlmo has taken us for Its own. AJustlcowho lately tried a lady In Cincinnati for cowhldlng a gentleman, concluded os follows: "If a man were to attempt to cowhide me, I would strike him dead even In the forum, but If a woman were to attack mo, I'm d d If I know what I would do." "What a fine head your boy has," said an admiring friend, "yes," said the fond father; "he's a chip of the old block; ain't you, sonny?" "I guess bo, daddy, 'causo teacher said yesscrday I was a young blockhead." An Irishman maintained. In com pany, that tho sun did not mako his re volution round tho earth. "But how, then," said one to him, "Is it possible that having reached tho west, wherq ho sets, lie can bo seen to rlso In tho east, if he did not ipass uuderncath tho, plobe?" How puzzled ye aro," replied Tat; "ho returns tho samo way; if it bo not perceived, it Is on account of his coming back by nlghtl" Not long slnco a religious society In ' Connecticut met to decldo what color they ehould paint their meeting-house. Somo proposed one color and some ano. ther. At last said ono. "I move wo paint It rum-color, for Deacon Smith 1ms had his face painted that color for a number of years, and it grows brighter and brighter every yearl" It. KICK WIT, Opposlto L. & S. Dopot, On tho East Woissport Canal Bank, Respectfully Informs the citizens of this vicinity that ho keeps constantly on and, and Is selling at tho very lowest Market Trices, the very best brands of ALSO, DEALER IN For building and other purpose, which ho guarantees to be Thoroughly Seasoned And to Sell at tho VERY LOWEST RATES. a e Wholesale and Retail at the very Low est Unih l'rtces. He has also a number of very ellclbly located In RICKERTSTOWN, Franklin Twp., wlilen no will sell on very Easy Terms. aug. 0, '73-yl J. K. RICKERT. ILLIAM KEMERER, Corner of Bank & South Sts., Lehighton, Fa., Keeps a full lino of Comprising Ladles' Dress Goods, Black and colored Alpacas, Ulngliams, Prints, Shirtings Sheetings, &c, of every grade and price. CARPETS AI In groi v.uL CLOTHS, vir 'ty. CrFOCOl sSSUMi Teas, Coffees, Sugars, Spices,' Fruits, Hams, Shoulders, Side-Meat, &a. Ctaiuitry Bought, Sold or Exchauged HARDWARE For Building and other purposes in great variety of tho best quality. All goods warranted as represented ami prices may in imv as oisuwnoro. April g. 187a-yl V. HXEl'I'JXGKIt Would respectful ly announce to his friends and tho public in general, that he has open, cd n first-class Livery & Sale Stable, and that lio can furnish Horses, Bupgles aim carriages or 1110 nest description, for Pleasure, Business or Funeral pur poses, at very Reasonable Charges. and on short notice. HAULING done nt short notice and on thort notice. In connection ho will also continue his Carriage Manufactory where the peoplocan get their Carriages iuggles, Wagons, etc., maue to order. or K1SPAIKE1) on short notice and at rcasonablo prices. Tho undersigned respectfully an nounces that ho Ua3 been appointed iigt-iit ior iiia Universal Wringer AD Doty'sOlothesWasher. Theso are undoubtedly tho best Wash crs and ringers in tho niaiket, and our lames aiu invited to call and see them. L. P. Kleppinger, Cor. IMNK and IltOX Streets, W. 11. I&JSX. BUILDER & CONTRACTOR BANK STHEET, LU11IOUTOK, I'A. Respectfully anuounces to tho citizens of Lehlahton and vicinity that ho Is now prepared to contract for the erec tlon of dwellings, churches, school. houses, and other buildings. Also, that he keeps constantly on hand a full as sortment of every description of Xauulber 2 consisting of flooring, siding, doors, sash, blinds, shutters, moldliiss. .to.. which ho is prepared to furnish at the very lowest niaiket rates. Patronage respectfully solicited. W. R. REX Lehighton, May 17, 1373. ly Charles Trainer Respectfully Informs tho people of Le iiiguion mat uu nas most Excellent Flour for Male 5 Also, good FEED of all kinds, and STRAW In the Zmndlo. He Is also prepared to do any kind of Hauling and Plowing at short notice. LEHIGH (2d) STREET,, . Lehighton, Pa. March 28-ly OU CAN Save 20 Per Cent. By getting jour JOB PRINTING Dono at tho Offico of tho Carbon Advocate, IN nEINTZELMAN'S BUILDING. ISet. lhe P. 0, and L, V, It. n. Depot, f.ohiglifon, t'nrlioii Co., Va Wo havo Just received a large and elc. gant assortment of SEW WPE, Of tho latest styles ; together with a supeilor stock of CARDS, BILLHEADS, ENVELOPES, NOTE PAPER, And a variety of other PRINTING MATERIAL, And can now glv6 our patrons first- class work at prices ut least 20 Per Cent Lower Than any other Office in this section. Give Us a Trial, and be Convinced. tSTThe patronage of tho- public Is respectfully solicited. THE CAUItON ADVOCATH, A Sl.column Local Paper, and tho only newspaper I2utlrcly Printed In file Cou'.iy, Is published every Saturday niornln a $1 a Year in Advance, Or i 1.50 If not paid in advance. Tho Advocate, with Us largo and in. creasing circulation, is ono or the, very Iltil Mediums for Advertising In this Section. Rates furnished on application, - H. V. MORTniMER, Lehighton, Carbon County, Pa. IT THE GREAT KEMEDY TOR CONSUMPTION which can bo cured by a timely resort to this stand ard preparation, s has been proved by tho hundreds of testimonials received by tho proprietors. It is acknowl edged by many prominent physicians to be the most reliable preparation ever in troduced for tho relief and cure of all Lung complaints, and is offered to tho public, sanctioned by the experience of over forty years. "When resorted to in season it sel dom fails to effect a speedy cure in tho most severe cases of Coughs, Bronchitis, Croup, "Whooping Cough, Influenza, Asthma, Colds, Sore Throat, Pains or Sore ness in the Chest and Side, Liver Complaint, Bleeding at tho Lungs, &c. "Wistar's Balsam does not dry up a Cough, and leave the cause behind, as is tho case with most preparations, but it loosens and cleanses tho lungs, and allays irritation, thus removing tho cause of the complaint. rnEPAnr.n nv SETH W, TOwXE k SONS, Boston, Mass., And old by Druggists ahd Dealers jroncra'Jy. $1000-; HEWA.UD for an Incurable .case of Catarrh. Aftor having MniQVred, deluged, iranrlid. hawk ed. Ppit and gajrired L your entire satUf.ictiou iti jour uw!m endeavors to jrt relief from catarrh, use Urlgtts'AlItivlator according to direction. The flthy mas of uiwuus will lm Immediately expell ed, and the Inlliuicd surface soothed, the eyes sparUleVlth dclgbt, the head JWs natural again; Imiiej ruHui, for n euro is cure to follow the use of this agreeable, scleutlfic and rtliablu reinutly. 4T1 jvEBJvtiktt t MUCH has been said IBcI?' Bft 1 . written, and many re- the relief and cure of throat and lung diseases; but nothing hia teen 80 eminently successful, nr ob tained bucu u wide celebrity, as Brigs' Throat and Lung Utaltr, BfiMRftttT TIIK excruclating pain Q jfi&l SI kl produced by cornR. the uuceas v UUI lutf twinging fiom Iiunlous the plerclriff, dltdrfRMng jmlu from Ingrontog Nails, cannot le described. Thousands kuuVr, not know ing there is a cure. Briff.' coru aud Bunion Remedies are no acid or potash compound, but are reliable, soothing, and effectual, and justly merit the success they hue erued from an ap preciate public. The Curat ho U a hallDg oint ment; imuiedlite relief Is obtained by ltsnppllca tlon, and it'wlll pfltlvely euro the worst cat-es of festered rormt Inflamed and ulcerated bunions, tho so rut t in step, tho largebt audseverfstbtt'ters, the uio&t exteiibito cullohiticsou thesi'leaor heels of the feet; uueijunlled In thecure vt chtldhlitns or fronted feet, tho Alienator for ordinary corns aud preventing ttitlr tor mat ion is absolutely un e)uafletl by anthingeter kuown. Ask furBrlggb Remedies. Take uu other. !AC, T IT'S ALL VE11Y WELL, III thottnottroubUdtothiiikitUmAh' the unfortunate tufftrer gels very little tympttthy The agony tfytphet it not or cannot be viucft wnrte than the torture endured by miUiwia who are troubled with internal Heeding, external and itching pifrt. Olid ISdittgtfor tuffertrer, hriggt't Ile Jieinediet are mild, safe and ture. m a nt? tutu Tnu.rn?r.Ti,v fijui auiu vj if rum i.e i'iufau, i.'vem one hat a tuvvlu . from the thret year old child to the grandtire Urging on a hundred ttuUth.handtfrmevounalafiift whodailv promenade fashionable resorti; middleajed matrons; out Viatut, tlrttted up to appear young ana gay; aan diet, with their jHitentleathtrt and iuvenUablcxpalk ing stick i tha cUrgyman, merchant, cterk, artisan and vicetonic, of alt ages and stations, Jiare u full supply of corns, bunions, lad natU,and other btther alums nf the frel all of which are banished end cut e4 by the use of liriggs't Cbrn and liunion Jiemtdits, AUevtator and Curative. .SiJJ by A.J. DURUNG.Drugglst, Iteblghtou, May 0. 1874 ly. AT DD I Iu order to close out present stock, the undersigned respectfully announcos to the citizens of Lcblghtoii aud vicini ty that Iiq ling Marked Down Prices of all kinds of Goods to about cost, and will Sell IIo lias In stock a largo assortment of Dry Goods, Groceries, I'rovltOons, liiccuswiirc, I9:irilvure, and n variety of other articles too num erous to enumerate. It you desiro to securo Now is your Tlmo A Small Sum of Money will Buy a Largo Quantity of Goods I Store Opposite L. & S. Depot, BANK-street, Lehighton, Fenna. Z. II. LONG, .agent. TaauMAN ARNEit, Assignee. March. 28, 1871. jjECPBlI Dr. J. IValUcr's Ciiliforntn Vinegar Bitters aro a purely Ycg otablo preparation, mado chletly from tho nativo herbs found on tho lower ranges of tho Siorra Novada nioim talns of California, tho medicinal properties of which aro extracted thorofrom without tho use, of Alcohol. Tho quostion is almost daily asked, " What is tho causo of tho unpar alleled success of ViNj:o.vn Hit ters 1" Our answer is, that they romovo tho causo of disease, am! tho patient recovers his huultli. T..i nro tho great blood purifier n;il r lifo-giving principle, a perfect Hen-. vator aud Inviporator of tho Hyten,. Novor boforo iu tho liistory (if tlio world has a mcdicmo been coinpmuidi;il pn Bossing tho ro'markablo finalities of Vi. eoar Bitters iu healing tho sick il oyery diseaso mauia heir to. Tiej'n:3' a gcntlo Purgativo ns well as n Tuule, rolloviug' Congestion or Iiillamli(l(in nt tho Liver and Vibcoral Organs, hi UIUous Diseases. Tho properties of Dr.. Wai.k- eu'sYineuauBittkus urn Aperient. phorotio, Carminative, NutritioiH, Laxa tivo, Diurotic,Sod.itivo,CouDter-lrritnut, Sudoriflo, Alterative, and Autl-Biliiiu Grateful Thousaiids proclaim VniEaAE.BnTERg tho most wonder ful Invigorant that' over sustained tho sinking systom. No Person can tal(o theso Bit ters according to directions, and ro main long unwell, provided their bouos aro not dostroyed by mineral poison or other moans, and vital or gans wasted boyoud repair. Bilious, ItcmUtent, and .In termittent Fevers, which aro so, provalcut iu tho valloys of our great fivers throughout tho United States, especially thoso of tho Mississippi, Ohio, Missouri, Illinois, Tennosseo, Cumberland, Arkansas, Itcd, Colo rado, Brazos, Itio Grando, Poarl, Alabama, Mobilo, Savannah, ' Ito nnoko, James, and many others, with their vast tributaries, through out our outiro country during tho Summer and Autumn, aud remarka bly so during seasons of unusual cat and dryness, aro invariably ac companied by extensivo derango mcnts of tho stomacli and liver, and other abdominal viscera. In thoir treatment, a purgative, oxorting a powerful iufluenco upon thoso vari ous organs, is essentially uecessary. Thero la no cathartic for tho purposo equal to Drc. J. Walker's Vinegar Bitters, as they will speedily removo tho dark-colored viscid matter with which tho bowels aro loaded, at tho samo timo stimulating tho secretions of tbo liver, and generally restoring tho lioalthy func tions of tha uigestivo organs. Fortify tho body against dis easo by purifying all its fluids with Vixeoar Bitters, No cpidemio can tako hold of a system thu3 foro-armed. Dyspepsia or Indigestion, Head- acho, I'aiu in tho Shoulders, Cough's, Tightness of tho Chest, Uiizincss, Sour Eructations of tho Stomaoh, Bad Tasto in tho Mouth, Bilious Attacks, Palpita tion of tho Ucart, Inflammation of the Lungs, Pain in tho region of tho Kidneys, and a hundred other painful isymptoius, aro tho offsprings of Dyspepsia. Ono hot tio will pruvo a better guarantee of its merits than a lengthy advertisement. Scrofula, or King's Evil, Whlto Swellings, Ulcers, Erysipolas, Swollod Neck, Goitro, Scrofulous lnllammations, Indolent Inflammations, Mercurial affec tions, Old Sores, Eruptions of tho Skin, Soro Eyes, etc. Iu theso, as iu all.othcr constitutional Diseasos, Talker's Vix eoar Bitters havo shown their great cur ativo powers in tho most obstinate and intractablo cases. For Iullauiiuatory audChronic Ithcuniatism, Gout, Bilious, Remit tent nnd Intermittent Fevers,, Diseases of tho Blood, Liver, Kidneys and Bladder, theso. Bitters havo no equal. Such Dis eases aro caused by A itiatcd Bipod. Mechanical Diseases. Persons engaged iu Paints and Minerals, uuu;as Plumbers, Typo-sottcrs, Gold-beaters and Miners, as they advaueo in life, hrq sub ject to paralysis of tho'Bowels. To guard against this, tuko a ,doso of WAlubb's YfNEOAR Bitters occasionally. For Skin Diseases Eruptions, Tetter, Salt-lthoum, Blotches, Spots, Pim ples, Pustules, Boils, Carbuncles, Ring worms, Scald-head, Soro Eyes, Erysipe las. Itch, Scurfs, Discolorations of tho Skin, Humors and Diseases of tho Skin of whatever namo or nature, aro literally dug up and carriod out of tho system in a short timo by .tho uso of theso Ilittcrs. Fin, Tape, and other Worms, urkiug in' tho system of so many thou sands, aro effectually dostroyed mnd re moved. No system of medicine, no ver mifuges, no anthelmintics will frco tho system from worms liko thoso Dittdrs. For Female Complaints, in young or old, married or single, at tho dawn of womanhood, ortho turn of life, theso Ton. to Bitters display so decided an induenc'o that improvement is soon perceptible'.' Cleanse tho Vitiated Blood whenever you find its impurities burstiug through too skin in Pimples, Eruptions, or Sores; cleanso it when you lLuJ it ob structed and sluggish in tho veinsrcleauso it wbou it is foul; ypur feelings will tell you when. Keep tho blood puro, and tho health of tbo system will follow. 11. II. McUO.VAI.I) t CO., DrujrgUts Si den. AkU., Son Francisco, Callar. nla, & cor, ot Wushlugton nnd Clmrlton StaN.X bold by all DrucglaU "nil Dculirn,' "WK7"IIY, Oil. WHY will you suffer w" vltl( that Couch or Cold?, when relief may b had immediately by using DUBLING'S Compound Syrup of Tar Wild Cherry and llorohouud, A Hew Idea! .A. -SHUTTLE- 50 Dollars' ! ! FARMERS.,, MERCHANTS, MECHANICS, AND " EVERYBODY Buy the World-Renowned ffilI ; IBM! THE BEST IN THE WORLD! tgyTJio Highest Premium, itm awarded to it at VIEILSP-A.; m Ohio Stato' Fair' Northern, Ohio Folrj Ainer. Institute, N. Y.J Cincinnati Exposition; Indianapolis Exposition St. Louis Fair; Louisiana Stato Fair; Mississippi tatp Fair ; and Ooorgla Stato Fair ; FOR BEING THE BEST SEWING MACHINES, and doing , tha largest and best raugo of work. All other ( , Jlachincs In tho Market wero Jn direct COlPETiTION ! ! For Hemming, Fell ing, Stitching, Cording, Binding, Branding', Fnibvoidering,. Quilt ing and Stitching fine or heavy ,oods jt. is unsurpassed, "WTiere we havo.ao Agenta we will deliver a Machine, for the price named above, i at the nearest Hail Road Station of Purohaaera. ' Needles for alj Sewing Ma I chines for Sale. Old Macliines taken irr Exchange, Bond for Circulars; Price List, &c, and Copy of the "Wilson Refleotor, one of the best Periodicals of the day,, do voted o Sewjng Ma chines, Fashions, General News and Miscellany.. Agents Wanted: Wilson Sewing MacMiie Co. CLEVELAND, OIUO, gDllSfCIUJIE FOR Tho Carbon Advocate, Tb Chapit rprIa tb tMih Ttllej Out)- One Dollar' Tr. D
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